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01:37I never heard that song before, and once I heard it, I did not care for it, but that song
01:42means it's time to go home. Now, it's my favorite song.
01:47Every new beginning comes from some other beginnings and goodnight.
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03:12I dreamed that the number two was the most valued number in the world. The vice president had all the
03:18power. Athletes fought for silver medals. Women were considered the best gender. And stadiums of fans shouted,
03:26We're number two. As with all my dreams, I'm guessing it was about my fear of immigrants.
03:35Last week, an accounting mistake resulted in a client getting their order for free.
03:39Oof, that's not good. Chalk that one up to Tweedledee and Tweedledum out there.
03:44Who are they?
03:45They're both Kevin. Oscar is the Sex and the City gang, and Angela, if you can picture...
03:51Sometimes I feel like you don't know me at all. I would agree with that.
03:55Simply end the mistakes.
03:58End the mistakes? Easy.
03:59When I come back next week and this report shows me no mistakes, we can talk about names all day.
04:06Our favorite names, silly made-up names, normal names said in a silly voice. Wouldn't that be nice?
04:13I would like that. End the mistakes. That's all I ask.
04:19And you can't have a favorite Iron Chef. It depends entirely on the secret ingredient.
04:25Sometimes I feel you don't know food at all.
04:34I'm just saying with the NBA lockout, I think roller derby's in a really good place right now.
04:38So, my pitch is me, Pam, you, and someone else. Maybe Justine?
04:42Ah!
04:44No. Not Justine. Never Justine.
04:47Is that off again?
04:49Oh, yeah.
04:49Okay.
04:50Hey. Mandatory warehouse safety meeting. Today.
04:53Uh, we don't really do those. We just sign a thing.
04:56Are you really this lazy?
05:00I'll be there.
05:02Hey.
05:03Hey.
05:05My days suck.
05:07Yeah, yep.
05:11I'm just trying to...
05:15I may have a little solution to our mistakes problem.
05:20This is a project I've been working on for quite some time, and today might be the day to use
05:25it.
05:25What do you got?
05:26Allow me.
05:31You're gonna love this.
05:35I should have used a shorter string.
05:36Never mind. I know it by heart.
05:38It is a system that holds people accountable for everyone else's work.
05:42Sounds controversial.
05:44Have I not been worthy of your trust?
05:46Have I not been a reliable number two?
05:49Do not go there.
05:51You're the deuce I never want to drop.
05:54Well, I can make this work. I'll set it up right now. I just need your go-ahead.
05:59Go do the voodoo that you do so well.
06:02I will do my voodoo.
06:05Hey, I need you to get the paperwork rolling on a new workplace relationship.
06:09For you?
06:09Yes, for Gabe.
06:11Who are you seeing? That's great.
06:12Whom I'm seeing is Val from down in the warehouse.
06:16I'm not technically seeing her, but I've seen her with the eyes, and there was attraction in at least one
06:23direction.
06:26You know, I don't have to do paperwork unless you're actually dating.
06:30Okay, well, once this starts, it's going to be moving fast. It's going to be hot and heavy, and I
06:34don't want a bunch of bureaucratic red tape wrapped around my jock, you know?
06:37But I mean, have you talked to her?
06:39Yeah, we had a whole conversation about Mondays.
06:42Do you know her last name yet?
06:45Toby, I'm going to tell you her last name tomorrow because she's going to be screaming it tonight.
06:49She's going to be screaming her own last name?
06:51Hey, watch it.
06:54Good luck, Gabe.
06:56Hi, guys. I just want to say that you all have been doing amazing work, really.
07:01Thank you.
07:02And I'd like to add that your work has been a little sloppy.
07:05So, Dwight and I have implemented a new program that we like to call...
07:11Dwight?
07:12The Accountability Booster.
07:14It registers every time a mistake has been made in the office, from a late delivery to an accounting error.
07:20Five strikes in a day equals a home run. One home run, and you're out.
07:26If we as a group make five mistakes in a day, something bad happens, like we block Minesweeper.
07:33Or in this case, an email gets sent to Robert California containing the consultant's report from last year.
07:38Remember the one that recommended the branch be shut down?
07:40And as a fail-safe, also, every negative email you've ever written about him to the group will also be
07:46forwarded to him.
07:47What emails are you talking about?
07:48Robert's favorite songs, Creep by TLC, Creep by Radiohead. Remember that one, Jim?
07:54Uh, there's no way he hasn't strangled at least one stripper. Oscar?
07:59He eats his yogurt like he is punishing it for disappointing him. Kelly.
08:04That's not that bad, actually.
08:05P.S. We should kill him.
08:08Wait, so you installed a doomsday device?
08:10No, it's an accountability booster.
08:12Which, when it goes off, it destroys everything very similar to a doomsday device.
08:16Jim, you're trying to make me sound like some kind of evil maniac.
08:18Now, the point is, is that we are now working in an environment where we have accountability to each other.
08:25Who is ruining our lives?
08:27We can't do this, Dwight. Look around.
08:30Smile.
08:32Nod. Smile and nod.
08:34They're making me out to be a Bond villain.
08:36I like to think of myself as a brilliant scientist who will stop at nothing to remake the world.
08:43Like...
08:45Not Dr. Moreau.
08:46Someone good.
08:48Dr. Frankenstein.
08:50Dr. Jekyll.
08:52Not them.
08:57Doctor...
08:59Are you sure the device will change that?
09:02Without a safety net, people will improve.
09:08All right, everybody. Looks like we need to be getting to work.
09:11Be extra careful. Don't check everything.
09:14Or the accountability booster will get you.
09:16This doomsday device sounds like a scare tactic to me.
09:20There's an easy way to tell if this device is a sham.
09:22We just make a mistake.
09:24I'll send an order down to shipping before we've received payment.
09:35Oh, there's one mistake.
09:37Now we only have four strikes left until a home run.
09:39Dwight's our co-worker, and he worked really hard on this doomsday device, so I think we're...
09:43It's not a doomsday device. Gosh.
09:46We can do this, you guys.
09:49First.
09:50Second.
09:50It's not a race.
09:52Third.
09:54Third.
09:55Who knows what the belt is for?
09:57It's for protecting my ass when you suckers live more than you can handle.
10:00Sup? I'm Gabe.
10:02Corporate.
10:03Continue.
10:03Don't be nervous.
10:05Apparently we have a visitor.
10:07Gabe, everyone.
10:08Hi, Gabe.
10:10All right, so the support belt.
10:11Now this one is mine.
10:12Doesn't get much use nowadays.
10:14Look at this.
10:15This is enormous.
10:19I get the sense that Val enjoys a good put-down.
10:23Considering that's the only thing I know about her, I will be milking that hard.
10:28It's like a hula hoop, right?
10:29Well, a clicky marker is who I sway.
10:36You done?
10:37The Michelin man called.
10:39He wants his cummerbund back.
10:42Remember, we have to get Rego escrow.
10:44They're refund by five.
10:45I'm on it.
10:46Kevin, maybe I should handle that.
10:49We really need you to focus on your project.
10:51Good thinking.
10:53Apparently, a big client for this company needs to know the story of how paper gets made.
11:02Oscar, use a calculator.
11:08When the stakes are this high, there's only one computer that I trust.
11:12And it's powered by Thai food and Spanish Reds.
11:16All right, everybody.
11:16You're doing great.
11:17Well, I wouldn't say that.
11:18Three mistakes already is pretty terrible.
11:20But I do see improvement.
11:21Meredith kept someone on hold for 30 minutes.
11:23And now look, she's hard at work.
11:26Dwight, a question.
11:27No questions.
11:28If this doomsday device goes off.
11:29Accountability booster.
11:30If this bad idea goes off and we all lose our jobs, are you going to feel good about that?
11:34I haven't even considered it.
11:36That's how sure I am that this accountability booster is going to work.
11:39Try Moe's 1234.
11:41Dwight would never be that obvious.
11:42Try something like, um, Z64 dollar sign eight.
11:47Not that exactly, Jim.
11:49Something like that.
11:50Okay.
11:50How about Scranton Strangler 666?
11:54Nope.
11:55No, no.
11:57Shoot.
11:58You guys are never going to shut down the machine.
12:00Okay?
12:01But I appreciate your energy and your teamwork.
12:03You apply this to your regular work, you won't even notice that the device is there,
12:07watching you, ready to strike.
12:11What's Dwight's mother's name?
12:12Um, Hedda.
12:17Now, once you've read the packet, sign the back.
12:20Hey, Daryl.
12:20I was thinking, um, maybe while we read through this, uh, you could grab us all some coffee.
12:24Want a treat?
12:26It's a hundred dollar bill.
12:28Should cover it, I think.
12:30Don't bring me any of that caramel soy latte crap, okay?
12:32I want a decaf frappuccino.
12:34Val?
12:35Actually, Val, why don't you come with?
12:37I'll need the extra hands to carry them back.
12:39Yeah, sure.
12:41Uh-huh.
12:43Caramel soy latte decaf frappuccino.
12:46Got it.
12:49You sent the late notice to Reinhardt and Wolf.
12:51Mm-hmm.
12:53$640, $620.
12:55$670, $620.
12:57Uh-uh.
12:58Yes!
12:59$588 plus 15%.
13:03Oh, no.
13:04What does this mean?
13:05What does it mean?
13:07Candy.
13:07Oh!
13:09Oh!
13:10God!
13:11That's five strikes.
13:13Well, I was saving this on my retirement, which I guess is today.
13:19Dwight, we got five strikes.
13:21Really?
13:22Did the email go out, or?
13:24It goes out automatically at 5 p.m.
13:25Well, there's got to be a way to stop it.
13:28Well, I would have to enter my password in order to cancel it.
13:30Okay!
13:31Dwight, you may now enter your password.
13:34No.
13:36What?!
13:37You don't deserve to have this branch.
13:39Five mistakes in less than a day?
13:42We did our best.
13:43No, you didn't, Phyllis.
13:45You complained the whole time.
13:46You yelled at me.
13:47You tried to break into the machine.
13:49What?
13:50What?
13:50You're not!
13:51You're a real drummum, you know that?
13:53Hey, you can't just change the rules because you don't like the outcome.
13:57What about you, Kevin?
13:58What about you and your fake task?
14:00Can you tell me now where paper comes from?
14:02Uh, the man tree puts its penis.
14:05All right.
14:06Andy, back me up here, please.
14:07No.
14:08What?
14:09No!
14:10Dwight, be human for once.
14:11Shut down the machine.
14:12Shut it down!
14:13Shut it down!
14:14Shut down the machine!
14:16Shut it down!
14:18Good luck finding a new job, idiots.
14:21I'll make sure to write you a glowing reference.
14:24Glowingly negative.
14:28Dwight's car is gone.
14:30I bet he went home.
14:31Some of us should go there.
14:32Try to talk some sense into him.
14:34Get him to stop that email.
14:36Pam, you should come with me.
14:37Dwight really likes you and your breasts are enormous.
14:41That could help us.
14:41Yeah.
14:42Kevin has that lovability.
14:44Guys, come on.
14:46I'm right here.
14:47Jim, I want you to go find Robert.
14:49just be where he is in case that email goes out at five.
14:52You can try to delete it or something.
14:54Okay.
14:55Where is he?
14:56He's at some club where you either eat squash or play squash.
15:00I'll try both.
15:03Oh.
15:04Did you come to Reason with me?
15:07Got you something.
15:13And, uh, I just really want to talk to you.
15:16Get lost.
15:17Well, now, hold on.
15:19What are you doing?
15:21What does it look like I'm doing?
15:23Digging a grave for a horse.
15:28Do you need a hand?
15:30Yeah.
15:31You need a hand?
15:39If you hit another horse, you've dug too far.
15:42I'll see you next week, Will.
15:45Robert?
15:46Jim, what are you...
15:48What a surprise.
15:49Well, you know, just had a meeting.
15:51Squash meeting.
15:52Yeah?
15:55You up for a game?
15:56A game or a match?
15:58Exactly.
15:59Here we go.
16:00Let's do it.
16:06Are you okay, Kevin?
16:12Where are you going?
16:13Ian, I'm hungry.
16:15Uh, could we come in too?
16:16Just for some water?
16:18Okay, take off your shoes.
16:20Except you, Kevin.
16:21They stay on.
16:24Oh, wow.
16:25I forgot how pretty your house is.
16:27This is the newest addition, built by Erasmus Schrute in 1808.
16:31It doubled as a tuberculosis recovery room until 2009.
16:36That's too much doodle and not enough lab.
16:39Yeah, when are they going to do a labradoodle that's just lab?
16:42That's what I'm saying.
16:48Hey.
16:49You're welcome.
16:50Thanks for the coffee.
16:51So, tonight I was thinking I'm going to go to the cemetery.
16:54I'm going to drink a little wine.
16:55And I thought maybe you'd like to come with me.
16:58Are you asking me on a date?
17:00Yes, I am.
17:02Because I don't date co-workers.
17:03It's not personal.
17:04It's a matter of policy.
17:06I could quit.
17:07Problem solved.
17:08Don't quit.
17:11Good policy.
17:12Sensible.
17:13Smart.
17:16All right, serving.
17:18Serving, serving, serving.
17:20In the box.
17:21In the box.
17:29Why haven't we heard anything?
17:31It's 4.45.
17:33There's only 15 minutes left.
17:34Oh, now you can do math?
17:36Where were you two hours ago, beautiful mom?
17:39I made a mistake.
17:39I'm sorry.
17:40I know how to save the company, everyone.
17:43Just write a petition.
17:44Get everyone's signature, including our clients.
17:48March down to Florida and shove it up your butt.
17:54It's not that funny.
18:07Oh, Pam, you got something on your shirt.
18:09Oh.
18:11Oh, well.
18:13Po-buddy's nerfect, right?
18:15Did you just have a stroke, Pam?
18:16It's nobody's perfect.
18:18Nice stroke, Pam.
18:19No, it's a jokey saying.
18:22Po-buddy's nerfect.
18:23Like, I can't even say those words right.
18:27I haven't heard that before.
18:28That's funny.
18:31Dwight, there's just a small matter of-
18:33You know what would go so great with this cabbage pie?
18:37Milk.
18:38Any specific animal?
18:39I'm thinking cow.
18:43What are you doing?
18:45It's five to five.
18:46Just don't talk about the email, okay?
18:48He's gonna cancel it on his own.
18:50I really think he will.
18:51That's insane.
18:52Just trust me.
18:53Trust you like I trusted Dwight this morning?
18:55I got this.
18:56Thanks for everything.
18:58Sive Drafley.
19:03You didn't even supposed to be drive safely?
19:10Is that my phone?
19:13Sounded like mine.
19:14No, I think it's mine.
19:15Let me just check real quick here.
19:17All right.
19:19Well, it's mine.
19:20You took it out of my bag.
19:22Oh, oh, yeah.
19:24Can I have it?
19:26Yes.
19:28Right now?
19:29Yes.
19:30There you go.
19:31Whoa, no, wait, wait, whoa.
19:34Oh, sorry.
19:35Did it break?
19:37No, it's good.
19:38You sure?
19:40What kind of iPhone is that?
19:43It's the standard one, the one everyone has.
19:45Oh, yeah.
19:46I have the one that nobody has.
19:47Is there anything interesting?
19:50It depends, Jim.
19:51Do you find one day only JetBlue sales to Buffalo interesting?
19:56No, I don't.
19:58No, I don't.
20:03All right.
20:05Well, I am sore and obviously horrible at this.
20:09My serve.
20:15Dwight stopped the device.
20:22He stopped it.
20:24Oh, we still have our jobs.
20:27They're not my favorite people in the world.
20:29I wouldn't even call them friends.
20:31They come over here, eat my pie, dig the crappiest horse grave you've ever seen.
20:35I mean, God, I'm going to have to work with them forever, aren't I?
20:42Just take it easy, nice and easy.
20:45Oh, classic, right?
20:59Oh, I'm all right.
21:01You all right?
21:01Yeah.
21:02Skin knee.
21:03Yep.
21:06A little ice on that, maybe.
21:09Yeah, that does not feel good.
21:11Okay, my serve.
21:41I'll see you later.
21:42I'll see you later.
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