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00:07Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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01:12Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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01:56And by green, I mean money.
02:01Mm-hmm. China? China?
02:04Michael, how was the dentist?
02:06It was great. China.
02:09Are you okay? What's wrong?
02:11Everything here was made in China, Pam.
02:13Yeah, it's where they make stuff.
02:14They used to make stuff in America, Andy.
02:17But we're falling behind. Did you know that?
02:19China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir.
02:22Oh, no. Yeah. Right here.
02:24It is right there.
02:27Anybody read the news anymore?
02:31China is on the move.
02:32I found that in the waiting room at the dentist's office.
02:35This kid had the magazine I wanted to read.
02:37That's the only one I could reach.
02:38And I read it. And then I read it again.
02:39And my whole life, I believed that America was number one.
02:43That was the saying.
02:44Not America's number two.
02:46England is number two.
02:48China should be like eight.
02:52Hey, Andy.
02:53Hey, Daryl.
02:55You've got to stop texting me so much.
02:59But I wanted you to know that Michael and I are wearing the same tie today.
03:02It's insane.
03:03You need to change your standard for what's worthy of a text.
03:06Ask yourself, is this something Daryl needs to know?
03:09The answer is almost always no.
03:11Got it.
03:12Then I will call you.
03:14No.
03:14There was a time when the only people who texted you were people you wanted to text you.
03:19Girls.
03:20And they'd all say the same thing.
03:22I'm coming over, baby.
03:23And I will text back, B-T-B.
03:27Bring that booty.
03:30Dwight, why is the toilet paper only half apply?
03:34I'm sorry.
03:35Is that not good enough for your anus?
03:38Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.
03:41Okay.
03:41Stanley, maybe you can just unspool a little more each time you need to...
03:45Don't tell me how to do my business.
03:48Stanley, as a fellow Dunder Mifflin employee, I feel for you.
03:51But, like you, I am completely powerless to the whims of the new building owner.
03:56Which is you.
03:57Which is you is not a sentence.
03:58I disagree with.
04:00Are you going to just sit there off as administrator or are you going to do something?
04:05Dwight, can we talk about these cutbacks?
04:08Pam, when I'm sitting at this desk, I'm a salesman.
04:11If you want to talk to the new building owner, you should call Nate and schedule an appointment.
04:15I'm not going to do that.
04:16Well, then you're not going to talk to the new building owner.
04:19Which is a shame, because I hear he's a very reasonable guy.
04:24Yellow.
04:25Hi, Nate.
04:25It's Pam Helpert.
04:26Oh, hey, Pam.
04:27Hey, I would just love to schedule a meeting today with Dwight.
04:30Let me put you on hold just for one ain'tsy sec.
04:33Sure.
04:38Dwight, true.
04:39Mm-hmm.
04:41Tell her I'm busy.
04:43I don't know.
04:43Make something up.
04:45Hey, Pam.
04:47Dwight's being questioned by the police in connection with a string of dog nappings.
04:51That happened.
04:53Dwight.
04:55Dwight, can you please tell the new building owner that he is screwing over all the people he works with?
05:01People he's worked with for years.
05:02His friends.
05:04You know what, Pam?
05:06You're right.
05:08This isn't just a business.
05:11This is a home.
05:12And I would much rather see a smile from Kevin than save hundreds on plumbing and electricity.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:21What?
05:22According to the Internet, the tallest man in the world is Chinese.
05:25So much for keeping our secrets up high.
05:27What's America going to do?
05:29I know what we're going to do.
05:30We're going to put our best minds on it.
05:34Everybody, stop one superpower where forks are irrelevant and where every man, woman, and child is expected to learn how
05:43to play the cello.
05:45Now open your eyes.
05:46You never told us to close them.
05:48Welcome to your future.
05:49What do we do?
05:50How do we stop this?
05:51How do we stop it?
05:53With a big idea.
05:55That's what America's built on.
05:57Big ideas.
05:58Blue jeans.
05:59The Grand Canyon.
06:00Who's got one?
06:01Who's got a big idea?
06:03An idea bigger than the Grand Canyon?
06:05Yes, indeed.
06:07Yes, Kevin.
06:08An antacid.
06:10Get a beat.
06:11Anyone else?
06:13Nobody.
06:15Okay, then we are...
06:16Michael.
06:16Yes.
06:16An antacid pill that you take once every six weeks.
06:21Why not just go one for the year?
06:23Oh, I don't know.
06:24It's too big a pill to swallow.
06:26All right.
06:26What if we all get together and help each other and hire a new guy and then we all kill
06:31him,
06:31but first we take out like a $100,000 life insurance policy.
06:34I bet you guys like that idea, don't you?
06:37I think that's what they're doing to me.
06:39I can't prove it, but I wanted to see their faces when I said it.
06:42I learned nothing.
06:44I don't know what the f*** that was.
06:47I say we bomb them.
06:48By 2020, they're going to be the world's largest economy and they're getting a taste for protein.
06:52We'll all starve.
06:53Yeah, Dwight's right.
06:54We should drop the bomb.
06:54No, he's not six cities with over a million people.
06:57You know how many we have here?
06:59Nine.
06:59Actually, that's not true.
07:00I know the figure you're referring to and it's a projection of 15 years from now.
07:05Thank God.
07:05No, no, that is right now.
07:07Michael, China is agrarian.
07:09Urbanizing fast, you betcha.
07:10But still agrarian.
07:12Most in terms of land, not population.
07:14Come on, Michael.
07:15No, no, you're wrong about this.
07:17Where are you getting this information?
07:19I got it from NewYorkTimes.com.
07:21Uh-oh, getting nervous, Oscar.
07:24Okay, someone look it up.
07:25I'm on it, Jim.
07:26I'm on it.
07:26Guys, it's not worth it, really.
07:28Guys, this is not worth our time.
07:30Are you watching this?
07:31Seriously?
07:32Well, are you?
07:33I'm sitting right here.
07:35Got it.
07:37China has 56 cities with a population of over one million.
07:40The U.S. has nine.
07:44Suck it, Oscar.
07:46Well, on the plus side, all this worrying about China has made you smarter than Oscar, Michael.
07:50Great.
07:50I was wrong.
07:51I'm wrong.
07:52Is everyone happy?
07:53Well, who are you?
07:54So, I happen to know more than the smartest guy in the office.
07:57So what?
07:58That's...
07:58I don't care.
08:00Okay, now, where were we before I bested Oscar?
08:06Wow.
08:07So this building can get uglier.
08:08I will not work on a roach billboard.
08:12Oh, my God.
08:12I can't look at roaches.
08:14Michael, do something about this.
08:16Absolutely, Pam.
08:17This is exactly why I hired you as office administrator.
08:20Handle it.
08:21Take care of business.
08:24Dwight, take it down.
08:27I'm serious.
08:28Take it down or else.
08:29Or else?
08:30Or else what?
08:31There's nothing you can do.
08:33We can move out.
08:42Really?
08:50So.
08:52Does anyone want to know where I've been for the last two hours?
08:54Oh, my God.
08:55I've been playing zombie soccer for two hours?
08:57I went out to look for a better office space.
09:00Waste of time.
09:01Not really.
09:02Because I found one.
09:05Oh, wow.
09:06These are nice.
09:07Yep.
09:07Let me see.
09:09Look at the huge offices, Jim.
09:11Yeah, I know.
09:11Check out that conference room.
09:12Totally.
09:13You can't just move out.
09:14Oh, in three months we can.
09:16Check the lease.
09:17And if you don't undo all the changes you've made, we're moving.
09:19Hey, guys, can I show you some pictures?
09:20Oh, my gosh, she's so cute.
09:22She looks like both of you.
09:23They're not of CC.
09:24Oh, cool.
09:25This is possibly our new Dunder Mifflin office.
09:27Oh, I like being in the same building as Bob.
09:29Keeps me honest.
09:30Well, this building isn't far.
09:31And it's much newer.
09:33There's a dry cleaner, nail place, and a gym.
09:36Oh, and it's next door to an outback, so it always smells like steak.
09:39Are you trying to kill me?
09:41Is the nail place Koreans or whites?
09:43Koreans.
09:45Good.
09:45And the dry cleaners?
09:47White.
09:48Good.
09:54Whoa.
09:55There's a lot of brain power in this room.
09:57We got Michael and Oscar, the two smartest guys in the office, also in that order.
10:02Funny, Jim.
10:03That is funny.
10:03Very comedically humorous, Jim.
10:05I have a computer question.
10:06Hey, Oscar?
10:07What is it?
10:08Can you move aside so that I can ask Michael?
10:10All right.
10:10All right, I get it.
10:11Michael, how do I create a new tab?
10:13Try Control-P.
10:15That's print.
10:16Not if the printer isn't hooked up.
10:18You are making some very dangerous assumptions, Oscar.
10:20Oscar, I must be killing you now that Michael is smarter than you.
10:23He's not smarter than me.
10:26He was just right about one thing.
10:27Yeah, but it was a really smart thing to be right about, actually.
10:32Actually, it was.
10:33Around here, Oscar is known as actually, because he will insert himself into just about any
10:38conversation to add facts or correct grammar.
10:42Actually, you're speculating.
10:43He really does fit that old stereotype of the smug gay Mexican.
10:49Megan Fox, question mark.
10:52What's that mean?
10:53Megan Fox, come on.
10:54You know what?
10:56You're one bad text away from getting blocked.
10:59Yes, but one good text away from a high five.
11:02You accept these terms?
11:04Oh, it's on.
11:05In your perfect world, what would make this building awesome?
11:10I'm putting together kind of a wish list.
11:11I wish for a million wishes.
11:15Yeah.
11:16No, I'm not a genie.
11:17I'm just talking about a...
11:18See you later, building.
11:19You can't possibly be serious.
11:20I said see you later, building.
11:22Hey, Michael.
11:23Hey.
11:23I was thinking about some of the stuff you said earlier about China.
11:26Mmm.
11:27I'd love to talk more about it.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Maybe over some coffee later?
11:31Sure.
11:35Whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:36Do you know what you just agreed to?
11:37Just coffee, Jim.
11:38No, it is not just coffee.
11:41He's trying to set you up, Michael.
11:43What's going to happen is he's going to try to bring up whatever you're talking about in a very
11:47casual way, but secretly he'll be trying to trip you up, and when he does, boom, it's awful.
11:53Haven't you noticed that I don't bring up the Tour de France around him?
11:56Yes.
11:57And then he will smugly pay the check and make you feel so small.
12:02All right.
12:03Well, I just need to learn everything about China.
12:06To be safe, I should learn everything about everything, but I don't have time.
12:09Okay, okay, I'll just learn about China, and science, and geography, and math, and literary.
12:16No politics.
12:16I'm pretty good on politics.
12:19California is bankrupt, and California, California.
12:29What?
12:32Parley, my office, five minutes.
12:35Parley?
12:37Pirate code.
12:38He wants to meet.
12:40So everyone here knows pirate code?
12:42I understand it.
12:43I can't speak it.
12:45Pam, I am not an unreasonable man.
12:48If you guys stay, I will stop watering down the soap.
12:52You've been watering down the soap?
12:53Why do you even need soap?
12:55Are you that bad at going to the bathroom?
12:57We want everything back the way it was.
12:59You don't want to move?
13:00Moving is one of the most stressful things you can do in life.
13:02You'll probably just take it out on your kid.
13:04Jim will turn to the drink.
13:05The family will fall apart.
13:07And 25 years from now, Cece will become world famous for stripping.
13:14It's a sad story.
13:16I have another one.
13:18We move.
13:19The other tenants follow.
13:20The bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car, and beats the crap out of you.
13:24Penniless, you die.
13:25And my daughter Cece dances on your grave, fully clothed.
13:34Where is Tibet?
13:38Pass.
13:38When was China founded?
13:40Pass.
13:40Two for two.
13:41Keep it up.
13:41Who is Mao?
13:45Lifeline.
13:45Damn it, Michael.
13:47You are moments away from the smackdown of your life.
13:50If you don't know something, steer the conversation back to something you do know.
13:54I could talk about boobs.
13:55I bet he knows nothing about boobs.
13:57What do you know about boobs?
14:01Michael, I have to tell you something.
14:03It's from Rocky 2.
14:03Thank you.
14:06This guy doesn't just want to win, you know.
14:09He wants to bury you.
14:10He wants to humiliate you.
14:12Wait, wait, wait.
14:12How long is this going to take?
14:14I'm like a quarter of the way through.
14:15Is it going to be worth it?
14:17No.
14:18Just in case, Michael, I made you a cheat sheet.
14:21I don't need to cheat.
14:22Shall I not use it?
14:2410,706.
14:25Here it is.
14:26Right here.
14:26Pull over.
14:26Pull over.
14:28Oh, my God.
14:31No way.
14:32Man.
14:33Look at that.
14:34Yeah.
14:35There's no building.
14:37This can only mean one thing.
14:39Building's underground.
14:41She was lying.
14:42Oh.
14:43Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.
14:47Yeah?
14:48Pam?
14:49What?
14:50I'm Pam.
14:51Oh.
14:52No, you're not.
14:52I'm sorry.
14:53We have a colleague with the same name.
14:55Oh.
14:56Oh, that's fine.
14:57You're not a liar, too, are you?
14:59I've been known to bend the truth.
15:01Damn it.
15:01Pam, get out.
15:02Right now.
15:03Leave it.
15:04I mean it.
15:04Get the hell out of here.
15:05Go.
15:06Okay.
15:07I can't wait to do to Pam what I just did to Pam.
15:14Hey, Pam.
15:15Yeah?
15:16You know, I'm the only one here that you haven't asked about the new office.
15:19I know.
15:20Because you're the reason we're moving.
15:22Yeah, but I'm still an employee here.
15:24And that part of me is really excited about the change of scenery.
15:27What's the square footage in the new place?
15:29I think it's something like, um...
15:30What's the exact square footage?
15:33Um, let me see.
15:34How many offices are there?
15:35Oh, I'll just look at the one sheet myself.
15:37Actually, I don't know what I did with the one sheet.
15:39You know?
15:40That's the problem.
15:41You only have one sheet.
15:43Oh, you're a funny guy, Pam.
15:47What's the first thing you guys are going to do when you move in to the...
15:51But it is.
15:52I can't wait.
15:53Mm-hmm.
15:55I lied about some aspects of the building.
15:58It's still on a bike path, though, right?
16:00There's no building.
16:01It doesn't exist.
16:02What does that mean?
16:03I needed leverage, so I pulled those pictures off the internet.
16:05It's just this...
16:07This office administrator thing.
16:09I don't want to...
16:11What?
16:12Fail.
16:13I don't want to fail.
16:15Again.
16:15But you didn't fail.
16:16That's what you said about art school, and that's what you said about sales.
16:20And you didn't fail those things, either.
16:24Well, I'm not an artist, and I'm not a salesman.
16:29So what would you call it?
16:31Hey.
16:32Hey, hey, hey.
16:35Michael, the reason I asked you down here for this chat is I've been thinking that your fears about China
16:40are a bit exaggerated.
16:42Did you know that China has a new missile that can sink a U.S. naval carrier 900 miles off
16:47the coast?
16:48We have missiles, too.
16:49Did you also know that China has secretly been expanding its nuclear arsenal?
16:53But what do I know?
16:54I mean, that's just according to the Pentagon.
16:56Our Pentagon.
17:02I wasn't here.
17:04What?
17:05I wasn't here.
17:07It's a pretty common saying.
17:08You may want to log it away for future use.
17:10Well, thanks.
17:12Yeah.
17:14China has been loaning us billions upon billions of dollars.
17:19We are going to be owing them for the rest of our lives, and they will control us.
17:23Actually, we're in a mild recession right now.
17:27I'll give you that.
17:28But people use China as the boogeyman for all their problems.
17:30In the 1980s, it was Japan.
17:32How, then, do you explain that in the past year, manufacturing in China has risen by 17 percent, and in
17:39the U.S., it has only risen by 8 percent?
17:42Do you really think that manufacturing is a relevant indicator of where the world economy is heading in 2011?
17:47Do you know the comparative expansions of, say, the information sector?
17:51I'd say that's far more relevant.
17:53Wouldn't you?
17:55Don't.
18:02I...
18:04Don't.
18:09Hello?
18:09Hello?
18:10You're breaking the law.
18:11Impossible.
18:12I love the law.
18:13Read Article 19.
18:14There are certain standards that you have to maintain the building at, and that includes comfortable temperatures and adequate lighting.
18:20It also means no more cutting the tampons in two.
18:23And no more tampering with the toilet paper.
18:26I see I've underestimated you, and I didn't think that was possible.
18:30Nate.
18:33Reply the paper.
18:34I don't think it goes that way.
18:36Reply it!
18:40Don't worry about the coffee.
18:41It's on me.
18:42Yeah, I figured that.
18:43Michael, I am so happy that we were able to have this little chat.
18:49Wait.
18:51You're forgetting something.
18:53What?
18:54This chat.
18:55Two men, one white, one Latina.
18:58A boss and a money cruncher.
19:00I could fire you.
19:01Fire him.
19:02No.
19:03Show mercy.
19:04But here we are.
19:05What's your point?
19:06My point is...
19:10that as long as people like you and me don't stop talking, nobody can stop the USA.
19:17Yeah.
19:19But that's not what I am talking about freedom.
19:23about choice.
19:25America, I don't think you need to worry because if you want to beat China, you will.
19:30If you don't, that's fine.
19:33That, my friend, is your victory.
19:37You know, a lot of people say that if you dig long enough and hard enough, you will get to
19:43China, and that may be true.
19:44But what they don't tell you, but what they don't tell you is that if you dig long enough and
19:48hard enough in a conversation, you get to a friend.
19:54So here is to conversation.
19:57That's not...
19:58Raise your cups on high.
20:01Case closed.
20:04That wasn't where we were.
20:06That wasn't the hope.
20:08They say the best vampires don't bleed their victims dry, but give them the strength so that they can bounce
20:14back only to be fed on again.
20:15I spared Pam that I might feast off of her profits for years to come.
20:20I let Pam win.
20:24I was not motivated by compassion.
20:28I have no compassion.
20:30Make sure you got that.
20:34Not motivated by compassion.
20:44Come to parking lot.
20:46Crazy pigeon action.
20:55You're gonna scare him away.
21:03That's a text.
21:04Yeah.
21:04Right?
21:05That's your new standard.
21:12That's a text.
21:14Yeah.
21:19Right?
21:21That's a text.
21:45That's a text.
21:47That's a text.
21:47That's a text.
21:48Merci.
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