00:08Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30...spoiler alert!
00:31It's been out for ages, man.
00:33Costume vetoed.
00:37It's, uh...
00:39Somebody's already called that.
00:40Who?
00:41Kevin has a gorilla suit you could borrow.
00:43This is ridiculous! Why can't there just be two Kate Middletons?
00:46Guys, I know! I mean, I wish there could be two. It's like...
00:50I can't choose. They're both amazing. It's just...
00:54Look, I stayed up all night and I watched that G-Day wedding,
00:56and then I came to work and made everyone else watch it all day.
00:59Meredith wasn't even here.
01:00Because I was there.
01:01You're the people's princess!
01:04Diana was nothing!
01:06I thought you were at your sister's funeral.
01:07What I said was, my sister's funeral is this weekend.
01:11Didn't say I'd be there.
01:12Why is it such a shock that I follow the royal story?
01:16Warms my heart.
01:17Thinking about them two kids.
01:19Doin' it.
01:22Doin' it.
01:27Doin' it.
01:32Doin' it.
01:39Doin' it.
01:41There was the mild death sentence.
01:41Love.
01:41Doin' it.
01:48Woo!
01:49Um...
01:50Can I...
01:52Maybe squeeze through...
01:54The flip-tip.
01:55Here you go.
01:57Merci!
01:59Quand ils parlent de choses à la rencontre d'un co-worker,
02:02ils ne mentionent pas une bonne partie.
02:04Après vous avez fait d'un accident,
02:05vous vous aurez encore à travailler tous les jours.
02:09J'ai l'air.
02:10Put-il on, man.
02:14Je ne sais pas si je peux.
02:15Les trois amis.
02:17Les trois kings.
02:18Je sais, je sais, je sais.
02:20Mais Darryl et Kevin ont été un troisième.
02:22Ils me ont dit ce jersey.
02:23J'ai dit non.
02:24Donc, je suis Chris Bosh.
02:29Si tu ne sais pas, c'est un troisième.
02:31Oh, mon Dieu.
02:33Qu'est-ce qu'il se fait avec toi?
02:35C'est appelé un costume.
02:37C'est une autre Jamaican zombie-woman?
02:39Ryan, vous pouvez-vous dire qui je suis.
02:41Whoopi Goldberg.
02:41N'importe qui, n'importe qui, n'importe qui, n'importe qui ?
02:45N'importe qui ?
02:45N'importe qui ?
02:46C'est tout Toby's fault.
02:50Chaque Halloween, je lui dis le même chose.
02:52Vous ne pouvez pas prendre des weapons dans l'office.
02:54Et chaque année, il lui dit le même chose.
02:56Sous-à-dire que les weapons arrivent, je vais vous tuer.
02:59Mais là-je à la fin de Thanksgiving, vous êtes-vous.
03:03Mais là-je à la fin de Thanksgiving, vous êtes-vous.
03:05Je suis-vous.
03:09Je suis-vous.
03:12Je suis-vous.
03:13Je suis-vous.
03:14Je suis-vous.
03:17Je suis-vous.
03:17Je suis-vous.
03:18Je suis-vous.
03:19J'ai la tête de s***.
03:23Je suis-vous.
03:24Je suis-vous.
03:25Je suis-vous.
03:26Je suis-vous.
03:26L'Australian accent.
03:33Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
03:34Oh, je voulais voir comment ça.
03:36Si tu fais quelque chose que je ne sais pas.
03:37Oh !
09:22Can we talk about it at the end of the day?
09:25I gotta call. I gotta make a call.
09:28Oh yeah, sorry.
09:30Yes, we can.
09:41Yes.
09:42I don't know.
09:44Hmm?
09:46Gabe?
09:48Sweet Erin.
09:48I'm throwing the Halloween party, and I just want to amp it up a little.
09:52I think it could use some extra pizzazz.
09:55Okay, where does Gabe factor in?
09:57Remember that Halloween party you took me to once?
09:59The one where I started crying as soon as I walked in, and I didn't stop crying?
10:04Yes. Lars and Takakos.
10:06Okay, well let's say that I wanted this party to be a tiny, tiny bit like that one.
10:12Just more adult, more scary and sexy.
10:17I will make this sexier than you could ever imagine.
10:19No, just scary.
10:21If we wanted ideas for scary stuff.
10:29No, that'd be scary.
10:31What are you thinking about it?
10:32All right, let me go get it.
10:39Hey, I'm Halpert.
10:40Hey, it's Jim Halpert.
10:42I was wondering if you wanted to see a movie tonight, because I've read a lot about this
10:45really great documentary.
10:47Is it called Ghostbusters?
10:48It's called Ghostbusters.
10:50It didn't look like that.
10:52He didn't have a Buster sign around him.
10:55Why don't you draw him?
10:55Why don't we see this old man?
10:57Okay, yeah, fine, I'll draw him.
10:58Okay.
11:01I ain't afraid he'll go.
11:05Whoa.
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:08Dwight, are you eating a stick?
11:09It's a root, idiot.
11:10Okay.
11:13Everyone hates you.
11:15That's really rude.
11:16I don't tell you hurricanes suck, even though it's true.
11:19Do you like tornadoes?
11:20Try influenza.
11:22Oh, yeah?
11:22What's the vaccine you could take to avoid a hurricane?
11:25Open up a newspaper.
11:26Oh, look, a hurricane's coming.
11:28I suppose you're going to tell me the scariest animal is a shark.
11:31Try box jellyfish.
11:34Oh, no.
11:35What are we talking about?
11:37I was talking about my wife and how she believes in ghosts,
11:40and then we had a little debate,
11:41and then Meredith said that she believes in him, too.
11:43You seem unimpressed.
11:45Ghosts don't scare you?
11:46I'm only scared of real things,
11:48like serial killers and kidnappers.
11:51Not things that don't exist, like ghosts or mummies.
11:55Mummies are real.
11:56There are mummies at museums.
11:59Yeah.
12:01You prank.
12:02It's true.
12:03They've been preserved for thousands of years.
12:06They're all over.
12:09Why on earth would a museum put a mummy in it?
12:23I grew this party up real fast.
12:26Get out of here, little kid party.
12:28Nobody loves you.
12:29And clean up your room.
12:31Grown-ups are going to use it later.
12:34Party looks fun, doesn't it?
12:36Everybody seems to be in there having a great time.
12:39So maybe now would be a great time for me to pop back on the computer.
12:42I'm using it.
12:43I'm about to base our craft with him.
12:47Is there it?
12:48Yeah, I'm sorry.
12:49Hey.
12:50Hey.
12:50It's funny.
12:52Okay.
12:54Hold on.
12:54Is there a room?
12:55Yeah.
12:55Pam, do you think anyone's going to notice I've worn this costume before when I wasn't pregnant?
13:01You know, I guess nobody would believe it still fits.
13:05Hey, you guys.
13:06I'm an Oscar liar wiener.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:12Party's tight, Eve.
13:13Fog is cool.
13:14Thanks.
13:15It's on medium.
13:16Perfect.
13:17It really looks great.
13:18You did a great job.
13:20Oh.
13:20So we don't have to have that talk?
13:22We should still have that talk.
13:24Maybe you can come by my office at like 4.45.
13:28Cool.
13:30Okay.
13:31It's so hot.
13:32Ahem.
13:33Okay, everybody.
13:35Be prepared to be scared.
13:39Okay.
13:40Okay.
13:42Okay.
13:48Let me do this.
13:59The cinema of The Unsettling is a growing film movement.
14:02The most well-known film in the genre is an hour-long shot of a squirrel with diarrhea.
14:10Okay.
14:14Okay.
14:18Is that my grandmother?
14:20What's the story?
14:21There is no story.
14:22Yeah.
14:23It seems like there isn't a narrative.
14:24Maybe the filmmaker realized that even narrative is comforting.
14:30What the hell is going on here?
14:31Okay.
14:32I think we've seen enough.
14:33But you can turn it off now.
14:34Yeah.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Kill it.
14:37Go ahead and turn it off.
14:38Thank you.
14:38How'd you get in my car?
14:39Where is this from?
14:40That is so upsetting.
14:42That was awful.
14:43Robert, I apologize.
14:44I'm sorry.
14:45I got confused.
14:47I heard that you wanted to make the party more adult, but I think I know what to do now.
14:53This game is called Pecker Poker.
14:57It's the game of cards that gets you hard.
15:02What we have here is a classic misunderstanding.
15:06Why didn't you simply ask Andy to clarify?
15:09Asking is a very easy thing to do.
15:12The two of you are obviously very close.
15:20Oh, I see.
15:21This no longer seems like my business.
15:30Um, all I knew is that you wanted to have a talk with me at the end of the day,
15:34and I
15:35got nervous, so...
15:36You were going to talk at the end of...
15:38I'm not here.
15:42Did you think I was going to fire you?
15:46No, I wasn't.
15:49I'm sorry.
15:50This must be really uncomfortable for you.
15:52I'm never uncomfortable.
15:54Okay.
15:56Aaron, I think you know I've been dating someone.
16:01Sure.
16:03And it's getting a little more serious.
16:05She's never come by, so...
16:07Yeah, she's never called here.
16:10Unless it's your mom.
16:11No, I didn't want her to call, because I thought it would be weird.
16:14But now it's weird that she's not calling.
16:18Two dates?
16:21Three dates?
16:2331.
16:25Wow.
16:27I'm so happy for you guys.
16:30Let me know when you get to 40.
16:34I'll see you guys.
16:38I should go.
16:43I just don't get it, Pam.
16:44I mean, you're a rational person.
16:46Thank you.
16:46Jim doesn't let me wash his NFL jersey during the playoffs.
16:49How is this any less logical?
16:50Careful.
16:51Whoa.
16:52First of all, it's not like I think that's going to help the Eagles win.
16:55Really?
16:56No.
16:56That is just a bunch of people participating in a collective thing
16:59that maybe the Eagles will hear about and want to play better.
17:02It's not.
17:02Exactly.
17:03Thank you.
17:04Go.
17:04Get up there right now.
17:05Got it.
17:06Dwight.
17:06You want to attack or let them come to us?
17:08Your call be.
17:09Unleash the hell store.
17:10Dwight.
17:11Nice.
17:12Dwight.
17:13Got him.
17:14Go!
17:14Is she Asian?
17:16I don't know.
17:17She's from somewhere, I bet.
17:20Maybe from the forest.
17:22Forest?
17:22Did Andy say his girlfriend's from the forest?
17:24I don't know, Phyllis.
17:25Maybe she's from the city.
17:32That looks terribly real, doesn't it, Creed?
17:35No.
17:36Are you scared of snakes?
17:37You don't live as long as I have without a healthy fear of snakes, Bobby.
17:43Yeah, I guess sometimes I have nightmares about being buried alive.
17:47Honestly?
17:49Jim gives me the creeps.
17:52What am I up to?
17:54Like a few years down the road, Cece says,
17:57Mom, there's a ghost in my closet.
17:59Now you say one of two things.
18:01One, you're just having a bad dream.
18:02Or two, let's go see what it wants.
18:05I'm not going to freak her out, Jim.
18:07Okay.
18:07I'm not going to lie to her either.
18:08Oh, come on!
18:09When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family's.
18:17It was rumored a man committed suicide there after being possessed by the devil.
18:23One day, a young woman, Lydia, moved into the house with her infant child.
18:29That very night, Lydia was awakened by a loud, heinous hissing sound.
18:37She walked to the nursery, and there in Baby's crib was a snake wrapped around Baby's neck, squeezing tighter and
18:46tighter.
18:47Oh, my goodness.
18:47The crib was full of dirt.
18:50Baby's struggled to free itself from underneath, reaching and clawing, gasping for air.
18:57Embalmed bodies rose from their sarcophagi, lurching toward Baby.
19:05For they were mummies.
19:07No!
19:08Amongst them was a man, tall, slim.
19:13Jim.
19:14Almost instinctively, she turned to her husband.
19:18Oh, wait, she thought.
19:21I don't have a husband.
19:24For Lydia and her husband had had an argument, one they couldn't get past.
19:29Each night, they slept one inch farther apart, until one night, Lydia left.
19:34It was about this time she lost herself in imaginary worlds.
19:39She had quit the book club, the choir, citing something about their high expectations.
19:46Her lips slowly grew together from disuse.
19:49Every time she wanted to act and didn't, another part of her face hardened until it was stone.
19:55And that fevered night, she rushed to the nursery, threw open the door.
20:01Baby, are you okay?
20:03Baby sat up slowly, turned to mother, and said,
20:13I'm fine, bitch.
20:16I'm fine.
20:26How dare we let it motivate us?
20:29How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships?
20:35It's funny, isn't it?
20:37We take a day a year to dress up in costume and celebrate fear.
20:44Toby?
20:45Oh, hey, Bert.
20:46Want to see the dance?
20:48My damn bones, damn bones, dry bones.
20:51What?
20:52You heard me.
20:53Pack your things.
20:54I can't, uh, what?
20:56You can't, Gabe?
20:58Are you, are you, are you?
20:59I'm the CEO, son.
21:01Pack your things.
21:02You're done.
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