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00:01Qu'est-ce que ce ?
00:01C'est un peu de bâtiment, non ?
00:05Ça semble un peu de fou en un moment.
00:08Je ne sais pas.
00:09Oh, c'est...
00:11C'est...
00:11C'est...
00:13Stanley a été pris de ma main et ne semble pas que c'était pas son café.
00:19Donc, il doit être question de savoir...
00:22Il n'y a pas de limite à ce qu'il ne va pas se sentir ?
00:25C'est un mot de 7e mot pour «purs » ?
00:29Satchel !
00:30No, ça commence avec un H.
00:33Handbag.
00:34Oh, merci.
00:50All right, everybody, take a seat.
00:52As you may have heard,
00:53our branch on the planet Jupiter
00:55is up 8,000% in sales !
01:02Hold up.
01:04That clock is slow.
01:05It is 5 o'clock.
01:07I will see you all tomorrow.
01:09Bye, Stanley. Love you.
01:14So long, Stanley.
01:15Night, everybody.
01:42So, what kind of statement are you making with that costume, Kevin ?
01:45The statement that I am making, Oscar, is I kind of look like Michael Moore.
01:52Thunder Mifflin, this is airing.
01:54Happy Halloween.
01:55How can I haunt you today ?
01:57A lot of people are really getting into Halloween this year.
01:59Six seconds, McGruba !
02:01Pan's got a lot of fun stuff planned.
02:03Two seconds, McGruba !
02:05Including a costume contest and bombing for apples.
02:08And a Ouija board.
02:09Oh, boom !
02:10Oh, explosion !
02:12McGruba !
02:14People are really into the costume contest this year.
02:17Might have something to do with the prize.
02:19Maybe you've heard of it.
02:20The 2011 Scranton Wilkes-Barre Coupon Book,
02:23worth over $15,000 in savings.
02:28Stop.
02:29Too late.
02:30If I was the real Scranton Strangler,
02:31you'd be so strangled by now.
02:34And if you're out there, Strangler,
02:35you will get caught.
02:36By me.
02:38Sounds like someone's really trying to convince us
02:40that he's not the Scranton Strangler.
02:42To my chickens, I'm the Scranton Strangler.
02:45Oh, ho, that's very funny.
02:47Looks like someone decided to dress up as old Dwight Schrute's mom.
02:50What ?
02:51You're only one-third as beautiful and about half her height.
02:53I am supposed to be olive oil.
02:55And it makes more sense when I'm standing next to Popeye,
02:58but Jim doesn't want to put his costume on.
03:01I am Popeye.
03:03I've never really been a costume guy.
03:05Even when I was a kid,
03:06it just felt like something I was too old for.
03:09And then this morning,
03:10Pam hands me this little number.
03:14I don't know.
03:15In case you can't read my poker face,
03:20we will be reviewing our sales policies.
03:23I have ten seconds to explain them,
03:26or this whole place blows up.
03:27McGroover!
03:30Lame.
03:31Why don't witches wear panties?
03:33Oh, here we go.
03:34Because they need to grip the broom.
03:38Oh, who likes to water ski on Lake Erie?
03:40Know what?
03:42Where does Dracula like to water ski?
03:44Lake Erie.
03:45When our warehouse workers make deliveries,
03:47they're going to be encouraged to offer clients extra products.
03:50And then they will split those commissions with sales.
03:52Wait, so drivers are going to be able to sell paper on the road?
03:55That is correct.
03:56Has anyone started calling you Gabe Wad yet?
03:58Not here, no.
03:59Gabe Wad.
04:01Okay, guys.
04:02Fun is fun, but...
04:05Dracula.
04:07Dracula.
04:08Oh, so...
04:09I know, I almost forgot.
04:11You'll find this hilarious.
04:12Apparently, corporate is going to have drivers sell paper on their roots now.
04:19That's like exactly sort of the idea that you had.
04:22Yes.
04:23I do remember saying something like that to you.
04:26Yeah.
04:29I'm sorry.
04:30I blew this.
04:31You should have gotten credit for that, man.
04:33I'm just glad we're going to try it out.
04:34Really? We're good?
04:36We're cool.
04:37Okay.
04:38Okay.
04:39What's that in your shirt?
04:40Oh.
04:41That's a ream of paper.
04:43Thought you might hit me.
04:45Daryl Philbin is the greatest guy in the world.
04:50And you know what I'd like?
04:51I would like to have all the racists brought together
04:55and take Daryl Philbin out to lunch just to see what they're missing.
05:00It's a great stick, right?
05:02It's really good.
05:03Classic.
05:03I feel like you might win the whole thing with that.
05:05Thanks.
05:06Everyone realizes this coupon book is not actually worth $15,000, right?
05:11You'd have to spend $200,000 on crap you don't even need to get $15,000 worth of benefits.
05:15I'm not the only one who sees this, right?
05:18No.
05:18No.
05:19I got that.
05:20I got that.
05:21Excuse me, everyone.
05:23I want to invite you all to the Halloween party I'm having at my bar.
05:26You own a bar?
05:28Public school.
05:29At exit 11.
05:30That's a great name.
05:33You're hilarious.
05:35A plus.
05:35So, you're all on the list?
05:38Hey, man.
05:39Can I get a plus five?
05:40It's all guys.
05:42Hey, what's the crowd like, Danny?
05:43Our age?
05:45Okay.
05:46I don't think that she would leave Jim for Danny.
05:50I don't know.
05:50They're both handsome.
05:52Pam is going to choose whoever has a scent most like that of her father.
05:56Does anyone remember what her dad smelled like?
05:58Hey, hey, can.
05:59Quiet.
06:00Here she comes.
06:01Did you hear about that Danny guy?
06:02Her use to date Pam.
06:05So, four years ago when I was in Stanford, Connecticut, and dating someone else, Pam went on two dates with
06:10Danny.
06:11Which was obviously the greatest love story ever told given how much people are walking on eggshells around us.
06:16We were basically Romeo and Juliet.
06:18That's right.
06:18Except where Juliet doesn't have that great a time and Romeo doesn't call back after two dates.
06:22Yikes.
06:23But I've learned to love again.
06:26He's a cartoon sailor.
06:28No.
06:28And he looks so handsome in his uniform.
06:30Please.
06:31No.
06:31No, I'm not gonna, no.
06:32Tuna.
06:34Tuna.
06:35If you want us to skip this party.
06:37I don't care.
06:38I am never gonna forget what Danny did to Pam.
06:41I forget nothing.
06:43I'm like an elephant in that way.
06:45You know what else?
06:46This, this sucks for Jim.
06:48Right?
06:49But it also sucks for us.
06:50Because we don't get invited to a ton of Halloween parties.
06:53Yeah.
06:54And like, everyone's gonna be there.
06:56Stanley.
06:58Phyllis.
06:59Angela.
07:00Daryl.
07:02Creed's a maybe.
07:03Creed's going?
07:06Madge.
07:07From the warehouse.
07:08Just made her first sale.
07:10Madge.
07:11We should've been doing this a long time ago.
07:16Aaron, would you please do me a solid?
07:21And get Daryl Philbin on the speakerphone.
07:28Hello.
07:29Hi, Daryl.
07:30Come out here, please.
07:32I'm good.
07:33You need to stop being so shy.
07:35Come out here and embrace who you really are, superstar.
07:38This is embarrassing, Mike.
07:39Yeah, I bet it is.
07:41If you're gonna do your job well here, you gotta get used to being embarrassed.
07:45Let me put my shoes on.
07:49Um, hit the speakerphone button.
07:51The speakerphone button?
07:53Same button as you hit before.
07:57No, or sit on it.
07:58This whole delivery slash sales idea, you know whose that was?
08:02That was Daryl Philbins.
08:04He thought of that way before the corporate fat suits.
08:07So what happened?
08:09I got in the way.
08:10I said no.
08:12And it just stopped.
08:14But then, corporate comes up with this idea.
08:17But you know what?
08:18They need to know that it was yours.
08:21And I don't care if I take a bullet.
08:23We're going to call them.
08:24We're gonna put them on speakerphone right now.
08:26Oh.
08:26And we are going to straighten this out.
08:29Screw corporate.
08:30They probably stole the idea anyway.
08:32Mm-hmm.
08:32Uh, corporate stole nothing.
08:35Daryl brought this idea to me, and then I told them,
08:37I'm giving Daryl full credit, so I need to screw corporate.
08:41Everyone, let's give Daryl a round of applause as planned.
08:49I'm a little peeved at Daryl right now.
08:51He went to get behind your back.
08:53No, he didn't go behind my back.
08:54He went over my head.
08:55No, shh, Michael.
08:56Listen, this cannot stand.
08:57We can't have workers going straight to corporate.
08:59Makes your job superfluous.
09:00It was a good idea, though.
09:01Yeah, here's another good idea.
09:03Corporate chain of command.
09:06We need to strangle Daryl's idea.
09:10Hey, Danny.
09:11Hey.
09:12I'm really sorry, but we can't come to your party tonight.
09:15I was looking forward to throwing some darts with you guys.
09:17Okay, well, then, I mean, maybe we could do it, like, next Halloween.
09:22For sure.
09:23We're just, like, totally caught in the middle here.
09:25What are you talking about?
09:27Well, Jim and Pam basically begged us not to go.
09:29Jim and Pam really don't want you to go?
09:31They're really upset about the whole Danny situation.
09:35I'll talk to him.
09:36Yeah, but just don't tell them that we said anything to you.
09:40Okay?
09:41Or you're dead.
09:43Okay.
09:44Okay.
09:48Kelly, great costume.
09:51Oh.
09:51Kelly, you cannot change costumes in the middle of the day.
09:55Pam, she's out.
09:56Um, if I'm out, I'm gonna sue this entire company for discrimination.
10:00Guys, you're arguing over a 1 in 16 chance, over a prize worth 40 bucks.
10:05Um, 15,000 bucks, Oscar.
10:07Yeah, shut it, Oscar.
10:08Pam, this is an amazing prize.
10:10I mean, I don't even want to give Pam a compliment because she's so ugh, but she did a good
10:15job.
10:15I really want that coupon book.
10:17Garbage magnet.
10:19Garbage magnet.
10:20God.
10:21Magnets are interesting enough.
10:22You don't need to tart them up with some design.
10:25I can't believe this doesn't make you mad.
10:28What the hell are they talking about?
10:30Hmm, Kevin and Gabe.
10:32Probably about the extremes of the human physique.
10:34Do you think Kevin is going over my head?
10:36I don't.
10:36Oh my God.
10:37Okay.
10:38Alright, alright, alright.
10:39You know what?
10:41That's inappropriate, Kevin.
10:42I am your boss, and if you have something to say, it goes through me, and then I take it
10:47to Gabe.
10:48Chain of command, do you understand?
10:49I am so sorry.
10:50Are you sorry?
10:51Yeah, I just thought-
10:53Well, Gabe asked me if there were any really cool Lady Gaga moves that he could do for the catwalk.
11:00And so then I told-
11:01Alright.
11:03I told him that there was this one cool move where she powers down like a robot.
11:08Okay.
11:08Okay?
11:09But I am so sorry that I didn't tell you first.
11:12Alright.
11:12Well, don't let it happen again.
11:14You think that I would let this happen again?
11:17Right.
11:17No way, Jose!
11:21I'm-
11:22You, Gabe.
11:25Can you imagine?
11:26It's just crazy.
11:28That is crazy.
11:29We would never care if Andy or Kevin went to your party.
11:31Look, I'm just glad we could laugh about it because I was a little nervous about coming to work here
11:36with, you know, our history.
11:37Oh my gosh!
11:38Everyone keeps pulling that out of proportion.
11:40It's not even a history.
11:41Exactly.
11:42It's like you guys had some long relationship, right?
11:45Big painful breakup I don't know about.
11:48Two or three dates.
11:49It was two.
11:50Was it two?
11:50I thought it was three.
11:51No, we, um, we had plans for a third.
11:54But then, I don't know, you never called me back, so-
11:56Ooh!
11:57You can't handle the truth.
11:59Well, that does not sound like me.
12:00Yeah.
12:01It was, though.
12:02That's what happened.
12:06Uh, well, great.
12:08I just wanted to make sure things weren't weird.
12:10Mm-mm.
12:13Okay, this whole going over my head gate is making people act weird.
12:17Chain of Command is crumbling.
12:19Do you know what just happened?
12:20I just made Kevin cry.
12:21And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga.
12:23That's not Halloween.
12:25Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.
12:29I'm not mad.
12:30Are you mad?
12:31You went over my head.
12:32And then you lied to my face.
12:34So my head and my face have taken a beating.
12:37Well, I'm sorry if it seems that way to you.
12:39Okay, that might help.
12:40If you said, I'm sorry, in front of everybody, in front of me-
12:44Mike, you made a bad call.
12:45And I fixed it.
12:47So I'm not apologizing.
12:49So that's it.
12:51That's it?
12:51Is it?
12:52Yes.
12:57So good.
13:01Bill Compton from True Blood.
13:03How many freaking vampires am I supposed to care about these days?
13:07Guess you could say I'm still in costume.
13:08I'm a rational consumer.
13:11Mm-hmm.
13:12Oh.
13:13So nice.
13:15Stupid coupon booklet.
13:18Have you seen my costume?
13:19I'm a rational consumer.
13:20Yeah, I heard you say it to Phyllis.
13:21That's a good line.
13:22Oh.
13:23Okay, everybody.
13:24After you walk the runway, everyone has to vote for who gets the coupon book.
13:28And you can't vote for yourself.
13:29Pam, can you vote for other people?
13:32Okay, I gotta get in on this.
13:33Hey, it's cool.
13:35Man, I work in the warehouse.
13:36I'm cool.
13:38I'm hip and I'm jive.
13:40But I don't care about nobody.
13:42Do you know who I am?
13:44Happy Halloween, jerk!
13:48Still don't know who I am?
13:49I'll give you a hint.
13:52I go over other people's heads.
13:53Michael, this is a bad idea.
13:55What's a bad idea?
13:56Dressing up as somebody.
13:57I mean, when has that ever worked for you?
14:00Never!
14:01Okay.
14:02You know what?
14:02Fine.
14:03I'm not Daryl.
14:04And thank God I'm not Daryl.
14:06Could you, for once, just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?
14:26I present to you the rational consumer, as it were.
14:45I don't like your tone.
14:47Look, they were sold out of all the other costumes. Okay?
14:52I think we all live in the real world here.
14:54Let's not pretend to be unaware of what sells in this office.
14:58What should we ask?
14:59Hey, can I play?
15:00Why don't you ask if Daryl is a bad friend who backstabs people in the back?
15:06We have one question to ask the spirit world, and you want us to ask that?
15:09He says no.
15:10Ah, Daryl moved it.
15:12You moved it.
15:13No.
15:14Hey, Dwight, you saw Daryl move it, right?
15:16Let's just say I saw exactly what the two of you wanted me to see.
15:20I know how to sit on a fence.
15:22Hell, I can even sleep on a fence.
15:25The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.
15:28If you had one word you would use to describe Daryl, what would that word be?
15:34A.
15:36S.
15:38S.
15:42H.
15:43No.
15:45Uh.
15:46E.
15:47T.
15:48An asset.
15:50Ah!
15:51Ah!
15:53That's enough.
15:58I don't think it's going to work out the way you think.
16:00I don't think you get it.
16:05Hey.
16:06You don't work hard.
16:09Oh, here's something.
16:11Why didn't you ever call Pam back?
16:15Are you serious?
16:17Yeah.
16:18I mean, I'm not saying that everybody has to fall in love or anything.
16:20I'm just saying, but to not even call her back is...
16:23You know what it was?
16:24I think she gave me her number, but then her fours looked like eights and...
16:28Could be.
16:28But you also called her the second time, so you had the number right.
16:32Albert, you looking for someone to bang your wife?
16:36Nope.
16:36Okay.
16:38You want to know?
16:41I didn't call her back because she spent the whole day talking about you.
16:45She was obviously in love with you.
16:5057.
16:5158.
16:52Wait.
16:52She hasn't moved in a while.
16:54Eric!
16:54Two!
16:55I got two!
16:56I ate two whole apples!
17:02I'd remember talking about Jim.
17:04That wasn't it.
17:05Just tell her the real reason.
17:08Do you honestly want to know why I didn't call her back on a date over four years ago?
17:11Hey.
17:12She had a nice time.
17:13It seems rude.
17:14I did.
17:14Yeah, and it's one of those things that's just gonna keep gnawing at me.
17:17Like, nah, nah, why?
17:19Why didn't he?
17:19I have no idea why.
17:20Honestly, I didn't call you back because I thought you seemed a little...
17:26dorky.
17:29Hey, man.
17:30Thank you.
17:31Thank you.
17:32I got it.
17:34Now I know.
17:36You thought I was a little dorky.
17:38You know?
17:40Ah, okay.
17:44Well, excuse me.
17:48In the future, you need to get Michael's approval on anything before coming to me.
17:52Thank you.
17:53You're gonna miss out on some good ideas.
17:55Okay, well, obviously, if it's a really, really good idea, then my door is open for that.
17:59If they're good ideas, I'm not gonna say no.
18:02You said no to this one.
18:03That's okay.
18:03I make one mistake in 15 years and you drag me over the coals after everything I did for you?
18:08What have you done for me?
18:09Oh.
18:10What have you done for me?
18:11Well...
18:11Ed Truck hired me.
18:13Joe promoted me.
18:15Gabe listened to me.
18:16All you've ever done was say no to me.
18:21I have ambition and you kept me at the same level for years.
18:25Oh.
18:26Dropping bombs, right?
18:29Let's really make you think, Michael.
18:30Stop it.
18:31Stop.
18:31Stop.
18:32We're thinking.
18:34We're thinking about it.
18:35Yeah.
18:35You don't have to point to the fact that we're thinking about it.
18:38Stop it.
18:39Just let us think.
18:41Okay.
18:43Next time you have a really great idea, we will put it in a hat.
18:47And then we will have Aaron pick it out of the hat and let her decide.
18:50I don't understand the point of a hat.
18:53You're right.
18:53We don't need a hat.
18:54I am not budging on the hat issue.
18:56Okay.
18:57We're gonna table the hat question.
18:58The best ideas are gonna come to me.
19:00I make the final decision.
19:02Period.
19:03Okay.
19:04We both reserve the right to go to Joe if we disagree with Gabe.
19:08Okay.
19:08Fair enough.
19:09Why don't we simplify this?
19:10Daryl brings it to Michael.
19:12Michael brings it to me.
19:13No one calls Joe.
19:16Unless you and I decide we want to talk to Joe, then we'll give her a call.
19:20Cool.
19:21Hey.
19:22Sorry a lot.
19:23Sorry.
19:24I'm a jerk.
19:27Friends fight.
19:29Friends fight.
19:31What's up, man?
19:32Sometimes it seems like it was better down in the warehouse, you know?
19:35When I was a freshman in college, I worked at the student newspaper, the Cornell Daily Sun.
19:40This was at Cornell.
19:41I had to write an op-ed column every day, Bernard's Regards.
19:45This was your freshman year.
19:46I started to ask myself, do I have big plants here?
19:50I didn't want to become editor of that paper, so I got up and walked right out of Walter Bernard
19:55Hall.
19:56And that's actually when I heard eight male voices singing unencumbered by instruments.
20:04I was hooked.
20:06So is becoming CEO of this company your acapella group?
20:15Come on.
20:16We're going to Danny's Bar, public school.
20:17No, I got some work to do.
20:19I do got big plans with this company.
20:23And she...
20:23It was fantastic.
20:24It was like a little gentle...
20:27To be honest, I still can't believe he didn't call her back.
20:31Who doesn't call a dork like that back?
20:36Oh!
20:37Wow!
20:38Spinach in a can.
20:39Power from spinach.
20:41I got, got, got, got, got.
20:42Aw, my hero!
20:45Yay!
20:48Okay, everyone, I've tallied the votes and the winner of the costume celebration spectacular
20:53and the Scranton-Wilkes-Barre coupon book, Oscar Martinez.
21:02If I have to vote for someone, I don't want it to be someone who can beat me.
21:07Shake things up.
21:09I'm a nader guy.
21:10Best Edward James Olmos costume
21:13I've ever seen.
21:16Like, freaky good.
21:40Like, freaky good.
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