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00:01Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30People just come in and do their work on their schedule
00:33Imagine that, people like us allowed to sell paper
00:37Unsupervised
00:38And yet, somehow it works
00:40Must be because the stakes are so high
00:43Well, I really appreciate the offer
00:44But I'm just happy the way things are
00:48Okay, thank you
00:51That was Joe
00:52Asking me if I wanted to take over his acting manager
00:54While they find a replacement
00:55But I told her
00:57I don't want to mess this up, right?
00:59There's a consensus, people are happy
01:07Dwight Schrute
01:11Yes, I would
01:14Thank you
01:17Jordan
01:18Gather my things from my desk
01:31Wait
01:36What have you done?
01:43Rose
01:45You'll never guess where I am right now
01:47otzdem
02:13What have you done?
02:16What have you done?
02:25Je ne peux pas rester là tout le jour.
02:27Je suis venu.
02:30Est-ce que je peux aller avec toi dans cette fantasy ?
02:34Tu peux me démarquer.
02:35Dwight a été actif manager pour trois mois maintenant ?
02:39Non, une semaine.
02:41Juste comme trois mois.
02:43Let's see, we all have to punch into a time clock,
02:46which is very old, very strong,
02:48and has the slot about the size of a finger.
02:50We were all given new business cards,
02:53big enough to set us apart from the competition,
02:55which is how I learned that our titles are all now junior employee.
02:59Our lunch breaks are staggered to prevent wasting time.
03:03Mine's at 10.30,
03:04and I find that the first hour of the day
03:06goes by a lot quicker than the second seven hours.
03:10Stop stalling!
03:14Come on.
03:17I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
03:23and to the republic for which it stands,
03:27one nation, under God, indivisible,
03:31with liberty and justice for all.
03:35Amen.
03:35Excellent. Morning announcements.
03:37There's been a problem with some people sharing copier codes.
03:41Your copier code is a distinct 21-digit number that is unique to you and you only.
03:46Okay? Don't share it.
03:47Joe Bennett, our CEO, will be here today for a high-level meeting involving Gabe and myself.
03:51Ooh, about what?
03:52That's on a need-to-know basis.
03:54I thought I needed to know for your calendar.
03:57General meet and greet.
03:58So I expect you to be on your best behavior, which means none of you will be insubordinate,
04:03nor will you foment insurrection.
04:05Question.
04:06If we've already fomented insurrection, may we be grandfathered in?
04:10Personal.
04:11All right.
04:12You stopped me when I reached the diseased area.
04:24In fairness, Daryl did tell me that joke, so I feel like I could say it.
04:27Oh! Daryl's funny.
04:29I know, right?
04:29Hey, Andy?
04:30Yeah.
04:30Can I talk to you a second about these client memos?
04:33Sure.
04:41What's going on?
04:45Are you still in love with Aaron?
04:47What?
04:48Because I am.
04:50I need to get her back.
04:51I can't be alone anymore.
04:54Andy, do you like being alone with me right now?
04:57No, this is horrifying.
04:58No, I don't like being alone with me either.
05:01Okay?
05:02I have to get Aaron back.
05:04Are you still going to date her?
05:05We're just friends, okay?
05:07Do you promise that?
05:09Yeah, fine.
05:11I promise.
05:11We'll never date again.
05:12Can we go outside now?
05:13No.
05:14Just give me a second.
05:15I don't want anyone to know I've been crying.
05:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think you're doing?
05:28What's this?
05:29What's the fist?
05:30Oh, it's just a social club.
05:31You know, like the French Revolution or the Black Panthers or communism.
05:34It's just a club.
05:35Guys talking, you know.
05:37You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebellion?
05:40Nope.
05:40A social club.
05:41God, I hate when everybody calls us a rebellion.
05:47Okay, you know what?
05:48I would love to join the fist.
05:50And we would love to have you, but not today.
05:52Unfortunately, it's a bad day.
05:53What with Operation Overthrow and everything.
05:55But I have noted it.
06:29Fam, I have to show you this video.
06:31You're going to love it.
06:32It's Beyonce falling.
06:33The fart wicks them.
06:42I will never be happier than I am right now.
06:44I will also never be less happy.
06:46I will be at my current maximum happiness for the rest of my life.
06:49Because I am manager of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin.
06:55Acting manager.
06:59No food now?
07:01Someone has to do something about Dwight.
07:04He put some snacks in the freezer for us.
07:06You mean the frozen mice for the piranha?
07:09No, the blueberry slurpee pouch.
07:12He means the ice pack.
07:14Two o'clock should probably be okay.
07:16I can either take your number or...
07:18I'm sorry, this can't wait.
07:20He's just going to call back.
07:21Erin, I am in love with you.
07:24I don't believe in much.
07:26Okay?
07:26I don't believe in horoscopes.
07:28I don't believe in Christmas.
07:30I sure as hell don't believe in God.
07:34Or maybe there's a God.
07:35I don't know.
07:36I mean, it's just not a guy with a long white beard.
07:39Or it could be.
07:40I mean, it's possible that that is exactly what God is.
07:43But for all of the disbelief, I believe in us.
07:48I believe in love.
07:50You have made me believe that for all of the hokum out there...
07:56Uh, do we not have voicemail?
07:58Dwight doesn't trust robots to give us our messages.
08:03Well...
08:04It just...
08:05It messes up my rhythm.
08:07But...
08:08I'm taking a break from dating.
08:10Gabe was a great guy with so many wonderful qualities.
08:14But it was a challenge being touched by him.
08:17Wow, you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic.
08:19Oh, Jim, Jim, Jim.
08:21The gun is a Beaumont Adams.
08:23Joe collects them.
08:24I thought we could have some nice small talk about it.
08:26And the piranha's a rescue.
08:28And the desk.
08:30The desk is a replica of Uday Hussein's desk.
08:32I saw a picture in Newsweek.
08:33Listen, I'm a very busy man.
08:34Let's get right down to business.
08:35Okay.
08:36Joe is coming later today.
08:37I cannot have a subordinate trying to make me look stupid.
08:39Okay?
08:40I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
08:42I promised other people that I'd be on my worst behavior.
08:46And I gave him my word, so...
08:48Don't make me fire you.
08:49You can't fire me.
08:50You're acting manager, not office manager.
08:52So you have no firing powers.
08:54Don't make me pre-fire you.
08:56You wouldn't dare.
08:57Watch this.
08:58You're pre-fired.
09:00And when I'm promoted, you'll be full fired.
09:04If you get promoted.
09:06And if you haven't fallen in love with me by then.
09:09What?
09:10If I had thought that there was a real chance that Dwight would be permanent manager,
09:13I would have pre-quit.
09:15And you might be saying to yourself, well, that's pre-premature to think.
09:18But I always say, it's better to be pre-pre-pre-prepared.
09:23How are you doing, Jordan?
09:24I'm good.
09:25Everyone here thinks that you're a joke.
09:27They think that you were hired because of your good looks, which won't last long anyway.
09:31As your pale skin and severe bone structure imply, you'll age swiftly and poorly.
09:34Why are you telling me this?
09:36Now I want you to find out what people are saying about me.
09:39Things they don't want me to know about.
09:50It's a holster.
09:58Yep.
09:59Yep.
10:00Yep.
10:01Yep.
10:02Looking good.
10:06Oh, what a day.
10:10What a day.
10:13What a day.
10:13Dwight, are you carrying a gun?
10:15The holster was a gift from my great uncle Honk.
10:18I don't know.
10:18I guess he's saying that he's proud of me.
10:21Dwight, guns make me really uncomfortable.
10:23The gun is just an accessory to the holster, okay?
10:26I can't walk around wearing an empty holster.
10:28Why do you need to wear the holster at all?
10:30Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time?
10:33Thank you.
10:33You could put your cell phone in it instead.
10:36Uh, hello?
10:37You could put a banana in it.
10:39Why would I put a banana in my holster?
10:41In case you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later.
10:45Dwight, no gun, okay?
10:47Don't make us call Joe.
10:48Okay.
10:49Alright.
10:49Fine.
10:50Everyone calm down.
10:51Someone get me a banana.
10:53Sorry I freaked you guys out.
10:56Andy!
10:56Ah!
10:58God!
11:00It's so loud!
11:04My God.
11:06There is a hardwood floor underneath this carpeting.
11:09Why would they do that?
11:12There's like this crazy ringing going on.
11:15I can't...
11:18I can't find a perfect seat.
11:20Okay, everyone make a list of what's lost for the insurance.
11:23I lost a necklace, a ring, a painting.
11:25Hey, what happened?
11:26Dwight went on a shooting spree and then he shot Andy in the head.
11:29No, no, no.
11:30All we know is that a gun fired.
11:32That's all we know.
11:33No.
11:33That's not true.
11:34Actually, we heard a loud noise.
11:36Later a hole was seen.
11:37No one saw the bullet leave the gun.
11:39Hey!
11:40Ah!
11:44Something's definitely wrong.
11:45Oh, look on WebMD.
11:46What are your symptoms?
11:47Oh, everybody.
11:47Oscar found a reason to look on WebMD.
11:50Firewall.
11:51I can't reach Joe.
11:52He must already be on the plane.
11:53Why are you calling Joe?
11:55I think I should go to the hospital.
11:56I'll go with you.
11:56No!
11:58We really shouldn't be without a receptionist.
12:00Now more than ever.
12:02I'll take him.
12:03Thank you, Daryl.
12:10What's wrong with you?
12:12That's my ear.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Yes, sir.
12:17Oh, I should get the accident report binder.
12:20I've never used the gun violence forms before.
12:23I'm gonna keep trying Joe.
12:25Okay, everyone, conference room right now!
12:32Yee-haw!
12:34Woo-hoo!
12:35Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
12:38Howdy, partners!
12:39It's me!
12:41Gun Safety Dwight!
12:43And now I'm the rootinest...
12:45I can't do this.
12:46Um, look.
12:46Obviously, a gun went off under my watch,
12:48and I'm launching a full investigation.
12:50We all saw you do it.
12:52Really?
12:52You did?
12:53What hand was I holding the gun in?
12:55What did Andy's tie look like?
12:56Maybe blue little red anchors.
12:58I have no way of knowing if that's true.
13:00I am supposed to collect eyewitness accounts.
13:02Who saw Dwight do this?
13:04Okay, really?
13:05Would you consider this a terrorist incident?
13:07I felt terrorized.
13:08Come on.
13:09Oh, there's a whole nother terrorism look after that.
13:11I just really, really think that we should handle this internally.
13:14Wait, why is it on us to protect you?
13:16Because you guys are my best friends.
13:19And I mean that.
13:20Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life.
13:24And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground.
13:29And I mean that figuratively.
13:31Not literally, because you guys are so, so important to me.
13:35I love you guys, but don't cross me.
13:38But you're the best.
13:41Hey.
13:43We're back.
13:44There he is, our hero.
13:47You look fantastic.
13:48How you doing?
13:48Here, tell us your war stories.
13:50Well, I burst my eardrum.
13:53Doctor said it could take weeks to heal.
13:55Did they say what caused it?
13:57Because I know you like putting Q-tips deep into your ear canal.
14:00Yeah.
14:00How's your hearing?
14:02Temporary deafness in one ear.
14:03It was both ears.
14:04I couldn't hear a thing Daryl was saying when we were in the waiting room.
14:08I was talking like this.
14:12I don't feel good about it, but he just kept calling himself a gunshot victim and it got to me.
14:18Dwight, I would like tomorrow off so that I can go on my American Idol audition.
14:21American Idol?
14:22What? No.
14:23Okay, I guess I can just not go.
14:25Do you guys want to hear my solo?
14:27No.
14:27Why did my temporary boss go on a shooting spree?
14:31Okay, fine.
14:32You can go on your singing audition.
14:33Okay, well then I want an extra vacation day.
14:35Pet day.
14:36I want pet day back.
14:37No dogs.
14:38Put back everything in the vending machine except the fruit.
14:41Put everything back in the vending machine.
14:42Put everything back in the vending machine except the fruit.
14:47You have to get rid of all your weapons.
14:49All of them, including killer fish.
14:52Okay.
14:56Oh, is it my turn?
14:57Oof, I'm on the spot.
14:58I don't know.
14:59Um, you know what?
15:00I think I'm good.
15:01Thank God.
15:02No.
15:02When Joe's here, can you work in Shagadelic Baby at least three times in the conversation?
15:06Oh, and when I cough, can you do jazz hands?
15:09What's jazz hands?
15:12Fine.
15:27What the f*** is that?
15:30Shit.
15:31Who am I?
15:34Hey, y'all.
15:36Cornelius, Bobo, have at it.
15:39Nobody let my dogs hump each other.
15:41They don't seem to know they're brothers.
15:42Hello, Joe.
15:43Welcome.
15:44Well, shall we begin?
15:45Slow yourself down there.
15:46Just like a man wants to jump right into it while I still got my socks on.
15:50Jim Halpert.
15:51The only man to ever turn me down.
15:53Well, I don't know about that.
15:54It just wasn't for me.
15:55Let me assure you, Dwight is firing on all cylinders.
15:59Right?
16:00Yeah, some pretty big shoes to fill.
16:02I was sorry to hear about D'Angelo.
16:04He was a good man.
16:05Tragic.
16:09Well, what can you do, life?
16:13We have to clean this up now.
16:15She had so much blood to clean.
16:16Hey, guys.
16:17She was so...
16:17Hey!
16:18Hope I'm not interrupting anything.
16:20No!
16:22Hey, Andy, did you tell Erin about our conversation earlier when you said you would never want to date her
16:26again?
16:33I just thought that it was so interesting that you promised that.
16:37Did I say that earlier?
16:40Yes, I did.
16:43Because you, Gabe, were crying.
16:45No, I was not.
16:46And sobbing uncontrollably.
16:48Yes!
16:48Uh-huh.
16:49You were in hysterics and my maternal instincts kicked in.
16:53Is it actually how I feel?
16:58Yes.
17:01Or no.
17:03That is between me and my diary.
17:14Oscar, can you print out last year's sales statements?
17:16Sure.
17:17Hey, Dwight.
17:18Give me a back massage.
17:19No, Kevin, come on.
17:20My back is sore.
17:21Dwight, massage it.
17:23Kevin, not now.
17:24Hey, Joe!
17:25Okay, okay.
17:26Shh.
17:27No.
17:28Under the jacket.
17:30Are you kidding me?
17:32Oh, God, what am I touching?
17:34It's moist.
17:35I don't feel anything.
17:37Oh, that's so wet.
17:38Push harder, Dwight.
17:39I can't.
17:40I can't push harder.
17:42Go a little higher.
17:45There.
17:46There you go.
17:47Nope.
17:47Higher.
17:49Higher.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:53Hey.
17:53How's that?
17:54Knead it.
17:55Knead it like a pizza.
17:57I'm kneading it.
17:57But don't eat it.
17:59Okay.
18:02All right.
18:02Walk me out.
18:06Let's talk soon.
18:07And stay on top of these people.
18:09You gotta admit it.
18:10It's nice to have a little power, eh?
18:12How's it feel?
18:17Joe?
18:19I accidentally fired a gun in the office today.
18:22What?
18:23I am telling you this because I care too much about this job to be blackmailed into doing
18:26it poorly.
18:28All I've ever wanted is to be manager here.
18:30And if you feel like you cannot promote me over this one accident, I understand.
18:35But if you think that extortion is worse-
18:37Shooting is worse.
18:39Are you kidding me?
18:40It's not even in the same-
18:42You shot a gun?
18:43What is wrong with you?
18:45It was a Beaumont Adams, if that helps.
18:46Beaumont Adams is a girl's gun.
18:48That just makes it plain stupid.
18:49I take full responsibility.
18:51Who else would be responsible?
18:52Pam made me put a banana in my holster.
18:55You shot a gun off-
18:56Okay.
18:56Did I make a mistake?
18:58Yes.
18:59Do I regret the decision that I made?
19:01Yes.
19:02Oh, stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius.
19:06Got it.
19:06I love you, Dwight.
19:08But you don't fit this job.
19:12Joe, please.
19:13No.
19:14I will-
19:14No, child.
19:16No.
19:17It's over.
19:20Now I gotta find a replacement for my replacement.
19:33You three are my search committee.
19:36You're in charge of finding me my next manager.
19:38Alrighty?
19:40Yep.
19:40Yep.
19:41Till then, we need a new acting manager.
19:43Now, who's got the most experience in this office?
19:48Uh, well, we probably don't want to go just on seniority.
19:52Who is it?
19:59Hey, Dwight.
20:00What's up?
20:01Shut up.
20:03Okay.
20:03Well, you do know that Joe was right to take the job away from you, right?
20:07There's no debating that.
20:10But I will say, in your one week, every single one of the orders went out on time.
20:15And I think that is shagadelic, baby.
20:19Okay.
20:25Okay.
20:26Okay.
20:31Okay.
20:35Okay.
20:36Thank you.
20:37And we'll have to go.
20:41Okay.
20:41So, if we knew exactly what you were losing, can't we do this?
20:43Okay.
20:44I'm sure we don't have to make a trick.
20:466, 9, shut up Oscar, 8
20:489 first, put the 9
20:499, 8, 5
20:51Thank you
20:523, 0, 0
20:57Again, 0
21:004, 6, 2, 1
21:03Oh, I hit 3, I hit 3 instead
21:05God!
21:161, 2, 1
21:181, 2, 1
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