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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:00Be assured, this day will come.
01:02It's just a matter of time.
01:03Could be one month, could be two months.
01:05Three months.
01:06Could be.
01:08Four months.
01:09I can see that happening, yes.
01:11Eight months.
01:13That's a realistic timeline.
01:16Eleven months.
01:19Perhaps.
01:20Okay, wait, now really think hard about this one.
01:24One year.
01:26I could see that as a very real possibility.
01:29Four hundred and ninety-four months.
01:30I could see that happening.
01:33Four hundred and ninety-five months.
01:34That's just...
01:36Four hundred and ninety-four months.
01:47Four hundred and ninety-four months.
02:03Four hundred and ninety-four months.
02:04Four hundred and ninety-four months.
02:05Four hundred and ninety-four months.
02:05Four hundred and ninety-four months.
02:05Four hundred and ninety-four months.
02:06J'ai eu un peu de love bumps sur mes ding-dongs.
02:09Je me suis dit, oh, game over.
02:11C'était le bon de times, c'était l'awesomest de times.
02:15Et maintenant, Packer veut qu'il est de retour.
02:17Et oh, look qui est là pour signer en ça.
02:20C'est mon beau, Holly.
02:23Hi.
02:26Vous m'avez dit Todd.
02:27Oh, je suis désolé, Michael.
02:29Je pensais qu'on était avec Holly aujourd'hui,
02:31pas Jennifer Aniston.
02:32C'est très funny.
02:35Ok, let's get started.
02:36After you.
02:37Ok.
02:41Oh, Michael, this will be just us.
02:43Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
02:45Just so you know,
02:47he's at his funniest
02:48when you've given him like five shots.
02:50Ok.
02:50And it also helps if you've had five shots.
02:52I already have.
02:53Oh.
02:58Why is Packer back?
02:59Was Packer here?
03:00Why is he talking to Holly?
03:02Don't know, don't care.
03:03Michael loves you
03:04and your sales speak for themselves.
03:07Oh.
03:10Yes.
03:11The Packer's back.
03:13Ladies and gentlemen,
03:14I would like to introduce you
03:15to a man who needs no introduction,
03:16probably because most of you
03:18have done it with him.
03:19Just kidding.
03:20You wouldn't be interested in any of you.
03:21In all seriousness,
03:23Todd Packer
03:24is a permanent salesman
03:26at this branch.
03:27And I would like to invite you now
03:28to welcome him
03:29with open arms.
03:30Yes.
03:31What?
03:33It's great to be among friends.
03:35And until then,
03:36you suckers will do.
03:38Nice.
03:39We got burned.
03:41You did.
03:42You got burned
03:43because Packer's back.
03:44Packer is turning in his car
03:46for a desk.
03:47He is turning in
03:48his condoms
03:50for a condominium.
03:51Although he's probably
03:52going to have to use condoms
03:54from here on out.
03:54Holly,
03:55you approved this?
03:56Yes, I did.
03:57I think Todd's going to make
03:58a great addition to the staff.
03:59You did approve it.
04:00Yeah.
04:01What don't you understand
04:02about the word approved?
04:04It seems a couple of you
04:06don't know what the word
04:07approved means.
04:09I have very little patience
04:11for stupidity.
04:13Sorry we're late.
04:14Gabe fell in the shower.
04:15Such a klutz.
04:16Yeah, and it took the fire department
04:18forever to get there.
04:19Oh my God.
04:21Where did this come from?
04:23Who did this?
04:24I got Erin a new computer
04:26because the one at reception
04:27sucked.
04:28I should know.
04:29And I don't want to say
04:30the other one was old,
04:31but its IP number was one.
04:37Thank you, Pam.
04:39Oh, you're welcome.
04:40My pleasure.
04:50Can I do something for you?
04:51Just help someone out.
04:52Feels good.
04:53Nice.
04:55You know, I cleaned up our daughter
04:56for like an hour
04:57at 4 a.m. this morning, so...
04:59So you know the feeling.
05:02Special delivery for Dwight K. Schrute.
05:04I didn't order anything.
05:05Packer should sit,
05:06and we can't just sit around
05:07waiting for Creed to die.
05:09Well, there's a lot of seats
05:10in the annex.
05:10So you wouldn't mind
05:11permanently relocating
05:12so that Packer can
05:13take this desk here?
05:15Thanks, man.
05:16It'd mean a lot to me.
05:17I've been sitting here
05:18for 10 years, Michael.
05:20Well, I was there
05:21for 12 years.
05:22Plus, my name's carved
05:23under the desk.
05:24No, it is not.
05:25It is, too.
05:26Where?
05:26Let me do this.
05:27Right there.
05:28Check it out.
05:30Michael, I don't want
05:31to move desks.
05:32Don't be a baby.
05:33Okay, there it is.
05:34Packer was here,
05:35and so was your mom.
05:36Yeah!
05:37Do I have any say in this?
05:38No!
05:4020 to watch, Albert.
05:44Hey, whose dirt box is this?
05:46That's our zen garden.
05:48What are you growing here,
05:48bullcrap?
05:54Hey, Holly.
05:56Hey.
05:57What's up, guys?
05:58Don't what's up us.
05:59You think you're so cute
06:01with your pretty blonde hair.
06:02Whoa, whoa.
06:03Pull it back.
06:04Um, why did you hire
06:05Todd Packer?
06:06He's seriously awful.
06:08Michael's recommendation
06:09was glowing.
06:10Honestly, he's been
06:11nothing but nice to me.
06:12That's how I get you
06:13to take off your panties.
06:15Why are you nodding?
06:17United Front.
06:18Okay, look,
06:19we can't fire someone
06:20because we don't like him.
06:21Why?
06:21This isn't the U.S. government.
06:22What are you referencing?
06:25Everything.
06:26Everything.
06:27Do any of you have
06:28any concrete complaints
06:29about something he's done?
06:30Well, I mean,
06:31he helped Michael.
06:32Well, if that's the case,
06:33I guess I've got to be fired, too.
06:36Damn.
06:38Hey, hey, you guys.
06:39The Yarmouth regatta video
06:40is up.
06:41Gather around.
06:41Check it out.
06:43This guy's on a full beam reach.
06:45They're hiking out like mad.
06:46Luff him up.
06:47Luff him up.
06:49Nice job.
06:52This computer's a hunk of junk.
06:54Hey, sailor,
06:55come watch your regatta over here.
06:57Where did you get this?
06:58Pam gave it to me.
07:02This is a sick computer.
07:04Gwen Stefani has this computer.
07:07Uh, Pamela?
07:08Yep?
07:09What does a guy have to do
07:10to whom
07:11to get one of them?
07:13You have a computer, Andy.
07:15Yeah, but if you donated
07:15my computer to Africa,
07:16it would become famous
07:17as the slowest computer in Africa.
07:19Okay, listen.
07:20We just don't have
07:21the budget for it, okay?
07:22Reception needed a computer,
07:24so we got one.
07:24Well, Andy's desk needs a computer.
07:27And, I mean,
07:27it's just kind of a coincidence
07:28that I work there, but...
07:30Yes, but reception
07:31is a one-person department.
07:32If I get you a new computer,
07:34I have to get one
07:34for everyone in sales.
07:35For Dwight, for Stanley,
07:37it would be crazy.
07:38So something good
07:39happening to Stanley
07:40is crazy now.
07:42They're not asking for one.
07:43I am.
07:44I need it.
07:44Yeah, if you're just
07:45handing them out,
07:46I want one, too.
07:47Phyllis, nobody's
07:48handing anything out.
07:49That's what I'm talking about.
07:51What, are you gonna play
07:51Mahjong faster?
07:53I'm sorry, Andy.
07:59Hey, what's going on, you guys?
08:01Yeah, three musket queers.
08:05Mean, but good.
08:06So, Todd, this must be nice
08:08for you getting off the road,
08:09get to spend some time
08:10with your daughter.
08:11I don't know.
08:12I love her and all,
08:13but she turned into a bitch.
08:15Most days she's great,
08:16but some days she acts
08:17like her mom.
08:18Well, some girls
08:18go through a phase.
08:20Yeah, your life
08:21is so insane.
08:22You should write a book.
08:24Since when did you learn
08:25how to read?
08:25I do know how to read, though.
08:28Yeah, you know how to read
08:29a menu.
08:32This guy.
08:38I, he's right.
08:39I mean, I could lose some weight.
08:41Kevin, in sumo culture,
08:44you'd be considered
08:45a promising up-and-comer.
08:52What the heck?
08:53Why do you have Aaron's computer?
08:55It's crazy, right?
08:57Aaron just wanted me to have it,
08:59so we switched.
09:00What?
09:00Aaron, is that true?
09:02I just thought he seemed
09:03to really need a new computer,
09:04and he knows so much
09:05about that one.
09:06Aaron, it's not up to you.
09:07This computer was for reception,
09:09okay?
09:09It's not yours to give away.
09:14Pam, when I'm freaking out,
09:16I just sort of step back,
09:18take three deep breaths.
09:19Okay.
09:20And then I ask myself,
09:22is this worth freaking out about?
09:24Andy, why should she have
09:26your crappy computer?
09:28Oh, that's interesting.
09:29So you also think
09:30my computer's crappy?
09:31Switch the computers back, Andy.
09:35Seriously?
09:36Seriously.
09:37Pam, come on.
09:39Now, please.
09:40Fine!
09:43Please make sure nobody
09:45is humping me.
09:46Oh, if you're going back
09:47to the annex,
09:48could you take these to Dwight?
09:49Oh, I think the ants
09:50are waking up.
09:51They need to start
09:51farming soon.
09:53Thanks.
09:54Best day ever.
09:55Best day ever.
09:57So much is happening.
10:00Question.
10:00Should I get stripes
10:01shaved into the side
10:02of my head?
10:03No.
10:04No.
10:05Did Todd tell you
10:06to do that?
10:07Yes.
10:07Yeah.
10:08You love him, right?
10:10You love him.
10:11I can tell.
10:11I love you.
10:12No, no, not me.
10:13Him.
10:14What?
10:14He's certainly opinionated.
10:16If you're not going
10:17to take the ants over,
10:17I should probably
10:18just do it myself.
10:18Oh, I'm going.
10:19Oh, no.
10:21Are you jealous of him?
10:23Because you think
10:23he's funnier than you?
10:25Honey.
10:26I don't think
10:26he's funnier than me.
10:27Oh, he's funnier than me?
10:30He's not funny at all.
10:31So I'm less funny
10:32than not funny at all?
10:33Uh-oh.
10:34I think the ants
10:34are starting to eat each other.
10:36No, what I'm saying is
10:37he's not funny,
10:38but you're funnier
10:39than he is.
10:40Mom.
10:41Um, okay.
10:42Bill Cosby,
10:43Steve Martin,
10:45Charlie bit my finger,
10:46Michael Scott,
10:47then all the way down here,
10:50Todd Packer.
10:52That's insane.
10:53Honey,
10:54he's a jerk.
10:56For Pete's sake,
10:56it just needs to be done.
11:03So you two are married now, right?
11:06Yeah.
11:07That's sweet.
11:08How's the sex?
11:09Yeah.
11:10Hey, Packer.
11:11Huh?
11:12I made you some hot chocolate.
11:14Why?
11:15Because I want to let bygones
11:16be bygones,
11:17show you I'm cool.
11:18You're the new guy.
11:19It's cold out.
11:19I made too much.
11:20I got this awesome hot chocolate
11:21recipe for my wife.
11:22That's a lot of reasons.
11:24Drink it.
11:25I think I'll pass.
11:26The only hot chocolate
11:28I'm into is Vivica A. Fox.
11:30Can I talk to you for a second?
11:31Okay.
11:32Okay.
11:32Okay.
11:32So this hot chocolate thing
11:34with Packer.
11:34None of your business.
11:35Well, you know you can't
11:36actually poison them, right?
11:38It isn't poison.
11:39It's a laxative.
11:40People take laxatives
11:40all the time.
11:41This is just
11:42a lot more
11:43of a laxative.
11:44Let me handle it.
11:45I really think
11:46we should join forces
11:47on this one.
11:47Really?
11:48What do we think?
11:49What would drive him crazy?
11:51I know.
11:52Here we go.
11:53Pepto-Bismol
11:55in his hot chocolate.
11:56You have got to stop
11:57with the hot chocolate stuff.
11:59I was thinking
12:00maybe we could jam his drawers
12:01so that they only come out
12:02two inches
12:03and then that way
12:03you can see everything
12:04in them
12:05but you can't get at it.
12:06Does Edgar Allan Poe
12:07know about that one?
12:08So sinister.
12:10That wouldn't annoy
12:11a person at all.
12:12Where do you come up
12:13with this stuff?
12:14Okay.
12:14All right.
12:14Well, this isn't my best
12:15but call Froggy 101.
12:17Say that we're the tour manager
12:18for Justin Bieber
12:19and we're giving away
12:19free tickets.
12:20We give him a number
12:21to call for the tickets
12:22and it's his number.
12:23Who is Justice Bieber?
12:27It's a crime-fighting Bieber.
12:28Why don't you
12:29write up your best
12:3040 ideas
12:31and email them to me?
12:32Can you do that?
12:32Absolutely.
12:33I'll email you 100.
12:34Yeah.
12:35Write up your list of 100,
12:36edit it down to your top 40
12:38and I'll read it over.
12:39Pam, can I talk to you
12:40in private?
12:41I don't know
12:41if there's really
12:42a private place
12:43in this office.
12:43Well, I put a sign-up sheet
12:44on the conference room
12:45and I signed us up
12:46for three mods.
12:47The mod is five minutes
12:48and it started two minutes ago.
12:51You did that?
12:51Can we talk about this
12:52in the meeting?
12:52Because we're already late.
12:53Okay.
12:54Wow, when did people sign up for that?
12:56No.
12:58What you did out there
12:59earlier was totally uncool.
13:01Well, what was I supposed to do?
13:02Huh?
13:03Let you walk all over me?
13:04You humiliated me
13:05in front of everybody.
13:06Okay, well,
13:07I didn't think about it
13:08like that.
13:09It's just,
13:10I can't do anything about it.
13:11I can't replace your computer
13:12unless that one breaks.
13:14Well, I mean,
13:14it's pretty broken already.
13:16Well,
13:17if it breaks all the way,
13:19I can get you a new one.
13:23Pretty sneaky, sis.
13:28Hey, cats,
13:29we got a jam session
13:30in mod 6, 9, and 12.
13:36There are 400 of these.
13:37Yeah, I couldn't have had it down.
13:39They're all good.
13:41So good.
13:41Number three,
13:42eat a frog.
13:43That sounds promising.
13:45Number four,
13:45eat a dog.
13:46I don't know,
13:48from a practical standpoint,
13:49if that's...
13:50Did you like 135?
13:52Eat a frog.
13:53Maybe it's because
13:54I didn't understand it.
13:56I just had a couple of notes.
13:58I'm going to grab a pen
13:58and...
14:00Damn it.
14:02God,
14:04just when we were...
14:05just when we were
14:06getting going.
14:20allow all cookies?
14:21Why, certainly.
14:23Pop-ups?
14:24Yes, please.
14:25Bit-torn streaming
14:26from a Somalian music website?
14:28Yeah, why not?
14:30Oh, my God.
14:32Well, I hope you don't get sick,
14:33Mr. Computer.
14:34Why aren't you doing this to me, Andy?
14:37Because I hate your broke ass!
14:40And a seven.
14:41You're very charming.
14:42You know what?
14:43That is something
14:43that you should take upstairs
14:45and use on the people
14:46that really matter.
14:48Why?
14:49I don't know.
14:51Holly mentioned
14:51that there were some complaints
14:53and that you had said
14:54some things about Kevin.
14:56Holly said that?
14:57Yeah.
14:58She was laughing hysterically
14:59the whole time.
15:00I guess you said something weird
15:01about your daughter?
15:02She asked me, Michael.
15:03It would have been rude
15:04not to answer.
15:05You've been on the road
15:06a long time
15:06and you've been
15:07an outdoor cat.
15:09And now you have to be
15:10an indoor cat
15:11so you can't be peeing
15:12all over the walls.
15:13Michael,
15:14can I open the kimono with you?
15:17I've been on the road
15:18too long
15:19but I want to connect
15:21with my daughter
15:22and it's not right
15:23to call her a bitch
15:23in front of strangers.
15:24No, it isn't.
15:26You're right.
15:27I gotta watch my behavior.
15:28Yeah, a little bit.
15:31Don't give up on me.
15:35I won't.
15:38Okay, everybody.
15:39I need you to see this
15:40because maybe there is
15:42somebody here
15:43that you underestimated
15:44who will surprise you.
15:46Todd Packer
15:46is going to apologize.
15:48Kevin,
15:49front and center.
15:49Come here.
15:50I got a lot of numbers
15:52here to put together.
15:53Kevin,
15:54we know that you were
15:54just trying to save face.
15:56We know that you are
15:56hurt and embarrassed.
15:58That's silly.
15:59I should be apologizing
16:01to Packer
16:02because everybody knows
16:03that I can dish it
16:04as good as I can take it.
16:06Okay, sweetie.
16:07No, you shouldn't be
16:08apologizing to Packer.
16:10That doesn't make any sense.
16:11You ready for this?
16:12Are you ready for this?
16:13Mm-hmm.
16:13Gentlemen,
16:14start your engines.
16:16I'm sorry if you were
16:17offended by my comments
16:18earlier.
16:19Well, like I said,
16:21I wasn't offended,
16:22but I'll stand here
16:23for the big show.
16:24Kevin,
16:24do you accept the apology?
16:26Don't do it, Kevin.
16:27That's a fake kind of apology.
16:28Okay, go back to the annex.
16:30This is textbook.
16:31It's so uncool.
16:32Ryan does this
16:33to me all the time.
16:34Like it's some offense
16:35to have feelings.
16:36Don't do it, Kevin.
16:37Sometimes you overreact.
16:38Michael,
16:39how is this supposed to work?
16:40Packer's gonna keep
16:41saying terrible things
16:42and then he's just gonna
16:43make half-assed apologies
16:44and we're back
16:45to square one.
16:45Okay, you want an apology?
16:47Here goes.
16:48Kevin,
16:49I am so sorry.
16:51You are skinny
16:52and you're a genius.
16:53Okay, that was maybe
16:55too much.
16:57Packer is a survivor
16:58of divorce, Stanley.
17:00Packer doesn't speak
17:01with his child, Meredith.
17:03Packer never lived up
17:04to his parents' expectations, Andy.
17:09Angela loves pussycats.
17:11Packer...
17:11No, don't!
17:12I was going to say dogs.
17:14Okay, you know what?
17:15This is over.
17:16Apology has been issued
17:17and we're through with it.
17:18Packer's going to be here
17:19until the day he dies,
17:20just like the rest of us.
17:25So, listen.
17:26We have to really scuff this up.
17:27Oh, no, no, no, no.
17:28We can say that the previous owner
17:29was a neat freak
17:30or an elegant old lady
17:32and she just kept it around
17:33in case her grandkids
17:34came to visit.
17:35But they died
17:36and they never came.
17:37I'm going to make myself cry.
17:39Andy, this is the deal we made.
17:41That's probably good.
17:42That's enough.
17:42We should break this hinge, maybe.
17:44Let's not go crazy.
17:45Well, thanks.
17:46Will do.
17:47Absolutely.
17:47Now, when you get down there,
17:49Joe's a little bit, uh,
17:50forget back to the pool.
17:52That sounds weird.
17:53It is weird.
17:54Look at you, perceptive.
17:56Now I know why Joe's
17:56kept her eye on you.
17:58And you make sure
17:59to get down there
18:00and check out
18:00the Harry Potter world.
18:02Whatever you want to do
18:03in your spare time
18:04is up to you.
18:05Harry Potter world
18:05is supposed to be fantastic.
18:07Apparently,
18:08as soon as corporate found out
18:09I wanted to come in
18:10off the road,
18:11Joe offered me
18:12a cushy new job
18:13in Tallahassee.
18:14And here's the best part.
18:15I'm a huge alligator nerd.
18:18I can name you
18:18every genus,
18:19every subspecies.
18:22Also, I'm a huge boob nerd.
18:24Check it out.
18:24Have a free butterbeer on us.
18:26Keep the receipt
18:27and we'll get you back.
18:28What are you doing?
18:30All right.
18:30So just pack your bags.
18:31Very important client.
18:32And, uh,
18:33be sure to bring
18:33those swimming trunks.
18:34Bye now.
18:35Bye.
18:35I cannot believe this.
18:36You're sending Packer
18:37to Florida?
18:38Why?
18:39You gave him my desk.
18:41Okay.
18:41So you're tricking him
18:42into flying to Florida.
18:44This wasn't my first choice.
18:45Jim had so many better ideas.
18:46You have to tell him.
18:47You have to tell him
18:48what you did.
18:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:50That is not in the plan.
18:51That is actually
18:52anti what we're doing.
18:53He is my oldest friend.
18:54And I am going to tell him.
18:55Wait.
18:55Why don't we come up
18:56with a plan
18:56that we're all happy about?
18:57Yeah, that...
18:58Pam, how is this thing
19:00even any better
19:01than my old computer?
19:02Come on, Andy.
19:03I mean, you said
19:04you wanted a computer.
19:05This is the best I could do.
19:06Where did you even find this thing?
19:07Like, in the corner
19:08of the warehouse?
19:09Yes, I found it
19:10on a shelf
19:10in the corner
19:11of the warehouse.
19:13All right.
19:13Well, thank you
19:14for my garbage computer.
19:23You're looking
19:24at the new face
19:25of corporate
19:25going to put the ass
19:27in Tallahassee.
19:28Yes, about that.
19:29Oh, man,
19:29we've got to go out
19:30and celebrate tonight.
19:31Well, I don't know
19:32if that's a good idea.
19:33The old ball and chain?
19:35No, no.
19:36Nothing like that at all.
19:37Listen,
19:38I'm going to tell you something
19:39that none of these people
19:40have the stones
19:40to tell you.
19:41It's your girlfriend.
19:43She's uptight.
19:46Sorry?
19:46I know this stuff can hurt,
19:48but I wish someone
19:49had said something to me
19:49about my ex-wife.
19:51All I'm saying
19:51is about a month or so
19:52have you down to Florida
19:53introduce you
19:54to all the local
19:56talent.
20:00Sounds great.
20:02Yeah.
20:02It's going to be so good.
20:03That is.
20:04It's going to be awesome.
20:05I think you're really
20:05going to enjoy it down there.
20:11I'm sorry about your friend.
20:13No.
20:14He's an ass.
20:16You are.
20:19You are.
20:21What are you,
20:22wicked smart?
20:24No, you are.
20:26Who are?
20:32Who are?
20:36I saw Andy's new computer
20:37you found in the warehouse.
20:39Yep.
20:40Lucked out.
20:40Yeah, you really did.
20:41Because I know
20:42every inch of that warehouse.
20:45Yep.
20:45Super lucky.
20:46Maybe you can go back down there
20:48and see if you can find me
20:49some extra sick days.
20:57Yeah.
20:59You know what?
21:00I think I saw
21:01one sick day.
21:04I think maybe
21:05I saw five.
21:07Three.
21:11I'm full-on corrupt.
21:33I'm full-on corrupt.
21:35I'm full-on corrupt.
21:38I'm full-on corrupt.
21:44I'm full-on corrupt.
21:47I'm full-on corrupt.
21:50I'm full-on corrupt.
21:51I'm full-on corrupt.
21:52I'm full-on corrupt.
21:53Sous-titrage FR ?
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