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00:27Sous-titrage MFP.
00:30You didn't recommend me?
00:31Wait, I don't own Durner Mifflin, okay?
00:35The job was not mine to give.
00:44Look, I need your advice on something.
00:46I am told that there are bears in the Rockies.
00:50Where did you hear that?
00:52Obvious XM radio?
00:53Well, I was just thinking that maybe I should keep a salami in my pocket.
00:59Great idea.
01:00In order to feed the bears, especially if you think that life would be better without legs.
01:06How do you mean?
01:07Black bears can smell a salami at five miles, Michael.
01:10What are you thinking?
01:11And they run faster than a horse.
01:12So if you were thinking about outrunning them on a horse, I would try a cheetah.
01:16You, in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a black bear.
01:21Do you understand?
01:22Mm-hmm.
01:23Like a giant walking salami.
01:26Okay, so no salami in the pants.
01:27How about a pepperoni?
01:29Any kind of meat you can possibly name.
01:31Okay.
01:33Like a giant walking salami.
01:34You, in tight pants, Mickey.
01:35Thanks.
01:36Thanks again.
01:36Thanks.
01:36Bye.
01:40Move it to the rest of your place.
01:41Bye.
01:42Bye.
01:43Bye.
01:44Bye.
01:44Bye.
01:45Bye.
01:47Bye.
01:49Bye.
01:54Bye.
02:55No, no, no, I don't leave till tomorrow, so tomorrow I will be a wreck
03:09Stay away from Aaron
03:10Hey, I'm your boss
03:12Why don't you, uh, stay away from me?
03:14No, I'm gonna stand where I want, okay?
03:15You don't want to get on my bad side
03:17I've seen some horrible things
03:18I own over 200 horror movies
03:20Okay, that's so weird
03:21Just go away
03:22No, you go away
03:32Hi, Juna
03:36You guys are filming people when they go to the bathroom now?
03:39How about cupcakes?
03:41Please
03:42What's wrong with cupcakes?
03:44Everything
03:44There they are
03:45Party planning committee together again
03:48Well, we all wanted to plan your goodbye party
03:50We thought this would be easier
03:52We thought
03:54It's an experiment
03:54The three of us have all been chairman before
03:57So this is the dream team
03:59Hey
04:01What are you saying?
04:02The dream team
04:03And Meredith
04:05We decided on the ice cream
04:06Mint chocolate chip
04:08Your favorite
04:08Mmm
04:09Yeah, that was a surprise
04:11You know what?
04:12I'm thinking maybe we should get ice cream that everybody will like
04:14How about vanilla?
04:16Let's get vanilla
04:18Okay
04:18Tomorrow, I want everybody to have a good time
04:21No drama
04:23And as for today
04:24Just a typical day
04:26Alright?
04:28Should we get toppings?
04:30What do you like, Pam?
04:31What?
04:32What kind of topping would you like?
04:35Hot fudge
04:36Sounds good
04:38Fudge it up
04:44I bought this for myself
04:49And yesterday
04:51They gave me this
05:02I still need something to drink out of, though
05:16Attention, everyone
05:17Before I leave tomorrow
05:18I would like to reveal a secret
05:19That I have kept for over 20 years
05:21A secret about Phyllis
05:24Please, Michael
05:25When Phyllis was in high school
05:28She was so cute
05:32And she still is
05:35I thought he knew about the baby I gave away
05:39Look, Michael
05:40It's a going-away present
05:41So your hands won't get cold
05:43Ah
05:43It's almost done
05:45But you can't get them wet
05:47And they can't be dry-cleaned either
05:49You have to hand wash without water
05:51Ring dry gently
05:53And use a hair dryer and cool
05:57Sounds great
05:58I just think it's great
06:01Oh, I have gifts as well
06:03And I will start by giving the first gift to Phyllis
06:08Phyllis, you are shy and sweet
06:11And you don't often speak your mind
06:14But you should
06:15Because you have great ideas
06:16So Phyllis, I am giving you this
06:18So you can always remember to speak your mind
06:20Oh, gee, thanks, Michael
06:22You're welcome
06:22That's cute
06:23Stanley, you love your sudoku and your puzzles
06:27I bestow upon you my felt
06:31May you never lose the fun-loving quality in life
06:37Where's the rest of it?
06:39It's got no balls
06:40Well, okay
06:41And Andy
06:42Andy, who needs confidence that he is a great salesman
06:47I give you my clients
06:52Our ten most important accounts
06:55Wow
06:55Yeah, wow
06:57You know I'm the worst salesman here, right?
06:59But you're the best salesman on the inside
07:02What does that even mean?
07:03You sold us all on Andy
07:05A product that nobody wanted
07:08I'm gonna lose them
07:09You're not going to lose them
07:10But I promise you that I will
07:11Just do your best
07:13I have faith in you
07:18Give me those clients
07:19Do you believe that?
07:23I've given up expecting Michael to do the right thing
07:26Or the decent thing
07:27Or even the comprehensible thing
07:29I used to be obese
07:30Once you've conquered obesity
07:33Everything else is easy
07:34Life literally moves in slow motion
07:38I'm not saying I'm Superman
07:41But let me just put it this way
07:43If I were shot in the head
07:44I'm pretty sure everything would be fine
07:47I almost welcome it
07:50Kevin
07:51I have something for you
07:53Oh
07:57Oh
07:58You know who that is?
08:01Oh
08:07Don't be a caricature, Kevin
08:08Never be a caricature
08:10How did that feel when I tore that up?
08:13Better
08:14Good
08:14Stand up
08:19You will be thin
08:22You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore
08:26But
08:27You will find love
08:31Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now
08:35Don't be
08:35You should never settle for who you are
08:39Oscar, Oscar, Oscar
08:41Oscar
08:44You are
08:45Michael, I just lost Porter Hardware
08:47I lost them
08:49Okay
08:49You know what?
08:50Just do your best, buddy
08:54Okay
08:54Oscar
08:55You are very smart
08:57And you have a gigantic education
09:02And I think of you as my scarecrow
09:04Because you gave me a brain
09:07So that's why I made you this
09:12Thank you, Michael
09:15It's beautiful
09:19It looks like
09:22It looks like it was made by a two-year-old monkey
09:26On a farm
09:28And he just
09:31He just accepted
09:32That I
09:33That I put all this work into it
09:39Oh, man
09:40He is the lowest opinion of me
09:43Of anybody
09:45Oh
09:45Was it just me?
09:47Or did you think we were going to have sex at some point?
09:50It was just you
09:51How would you have wanted to do it?
09:53I don't
09:53Okay, you know what?
09:55Inappropriate
09:55Because I am engaged happily
09:57And you
09:58You have landed yourself a senator
10:00State soldier
10:02Mm-hmm
10:02Bravo
10:03Bravo
10:03Bravo
10:04Can you see some pictures?
10:06I just got these
10:07Sure
10:07Um
10:08These are
10:09Okay
10:10Um
10:10This is us at the theater
10:12Oh
10:12And, uh
10:13Antiquing
10:14Oh
10:18Rollerblading
10:18Rollerblading
10:19Who's that?
10:20Who's that guy?
10:20Oh, that's Thomas
10:21Robert's aide
10:22Hmm
10:23I guess this could be the one, huh?
10:26Yeah
10:27Yeah
10:37Hey
10:38Hey
10:39Um
10:40I'm going to be
10:41Dropping in on one of our biggest clients this afternoon
10:43And I could use some backup
10:45Let's rip it up, Holmes
10:47Alright
10:48Boom
10:55Walk away, bitch
10:57Oh, uh, Michael
10:58Hmm
10:58Where do you want your last paycheck sent?
11:01Last paycheck?
11:02Yes
11:05Do you have an address yet in Colorado?
11:08No
11:08What town do Holly's parents live in?
11:13I'm not sure
11:14Um
11:15Mount 10 ton
11:19Sounds beautiful
11:22You should do more stuff like that
11:24I'm going to
11:25Hey
11:26It's almost your last day
11:27Come on
11:28What's up with this?
11:28No, I'm almost done
11:29You sure?
11:30Yeah
11:33So I'm going to Carbondale this afternoon to get a new bulk shredder
11:36Finally
11:37That old shredder sucked
11:39It's a good shredder
11:40It just keeps breaking
11:41Yeah
11:42And it won't shred magazines
11:43It's not supposed to shred magazines, Kevin
11:45I know
11:48Did you break the shredder, Kevin?
11:50No
11:50It's just
11:51That old shredder sucks
11:52Just get one that'll shred magazines
11:56I don't think any of them are supposed to shred magazines
11:59I can't
12:00I can't do this
12:03All the channels are going to be different there
12:06I'm not going to be able to find my shows
12:08I'm not going to start improv at level one
12:12I don't think my credits are going to transfer
12:15Ugh
12:15And you know what?
12:17I just figured out where I was supposed to go to vote
12:23I've got to call her
12:24And I'm going to tell her that I cannot come
12:33Hello there
12:33Hi
12:36What is the name of our town?
12:38Boulder
12:40Is something wrong?
12:41Are you okay?
12:42No
12:43No
12:43I just needed to hear your voice
12:44Oh
12:45You mean this?
12:49Yes
12:51Yes
12:51My hero
12:53I'll pay the rent
12:58Okay
12:58My mom's looking at me like she has no sense of humor
13:01It's a joke
13:05Oh
13:06I miss you
13:07Well, I'll see you tonight
13:08I'll pick you up outside baggage claim
13:10Okay
13:11Okay
13:11I'll see you tonight
13:12I love you
13:13I love you too
13:21Yeah, so I know I told everybody that tomorrow is my last day
13:24But I'm
13:25I'm going to be leaving tonight
13:28I head to the airport at 4
13:35And I say goodbye to half of them
13:43Well, you know, Michael
13:44You know, I have a brother in Boulder
13:46Rory Flenderson
13:48You should look him up
13:57Okay
13:58Okay
14:00Okay
14:02Kelly
14:08Kelly
14:09Kelly
14:12Kelly
14:12Kelly
14:12Kelly
14:12What?
14:13If I just went away right now
14:15Would that be the best gift that I could give you?
14:18Yes, please
14:19Please go away
14:20And stop using that weird slow voice
14:25She was once my girl
14:27And she is your girl now
14:30Wow
14:31Yeah
14:31This is totally unnecessary
14:34You're not prone to seizures
14:35No
14:37So Michael said we can do whatever we want cake-wise
14:41What do we want?
14:42Erotic
14:43See?
14:44This is what happens
14:45You can't let a street dog into the house
14:47Let's hear her out
14:48I would, uh, like to hear more about these cakes
14:51I know these Ethiopians that run a cake shop
14:53Good God
14:54Make these cakes
14:55They're wild
14:56I mean
14:58They show everything
15:00I don't, I don't think we want
15:01No, I know what you're thinking
15:02But it's not just black
15:03They do it all
15:03And the women on these cakes
15:06They're not just guys' fantasies
15:07They have real, full women
15:10It is refreshing
15:11Okay, don't turn this into some feminist issue
15:14As a person who buys a lot of erotic cakes
15:17It just feels good to be represented on one
15:20You know what?
15:21I think we should get some other input
15:23I think we should do cupcakes
15:25I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake
15:27Yeah, cupcakes, that's what I said
15:29No, I'm not cleaning up a bunch of uneaten cupcake bottoms
15:33You know, we don't really care about your opinion
15:34You're just a tiebreaker
15:38Um, Pam
15:39Oh, hey, Michael
15:40I'm just gonna go to Carbondale to pray some shredders
15:42Oh, I'll see you later
15:44Okay
16:03Keith!
16:04You can't
16:05I need to talk to you
16:06You can't be in here
16:06This is a lady's banter
16:07Erin, Erin, I respect your privacy
16:09But I will follow you in here every time you go
16:11If that's what it takes
16:13Hey, Green
16:14Not cool, man
16:17I really think you should leave
16:19Someday, you are going to tell our grandchildren
16:21About how their grandfather won you back in a women's room
16:24Gabe, can we talk about this later?
16:25I have to go
16:25I have to go
16:26Okay, just read the letter under your windshield wiper, okay?
16:28It explains everything
16:29Gabe
16:30Okay?
16:31Do you want
16:31Gabe?
16:32Well
16:35Here's the thing, Rory
16:36I think you guys would hit it off in an odd way
16:38I could bring him a welcome basket
16:40I'll surprise him
16:42Okay, well, you should give him a little time to settle in, but
16:45Does he like jams?
16:46My shelves are overflowing with preserves
16:48Well, no, he hates jams
16:51Daryl
16:52Hey
16:53I would like to give you the only copy of Somehow I Manage
16:58Unfinished
16:58Oh
16:59If there's anybody here who can finish it, it's you
17:04That's sweet, Mike
17:05Let's see here
17:08Here's a chapter called Gum
17:10With one sentence
17:13Everybody likes the guy who offers them a stick of gum
17:16Mm-hmm, that's true
17:18Daryl, I have one last wish
17:21I would like to use the baler
17:22No
17:24Can't let you do that, Mike
17:25No problem
17:26Sorry
17:26Worth a try
17:27All righty
17:28Daryl said I could use the baler because I'm leaving
17:30No
17:34All right, guys
17:36Well
17:38See you later, warehouse
17:41Catch you on the flippity-flip
17:44Boom
17:48All right, then
17:49See you guys
17:50Catch you later, warehouse
17:53See you on the flippity-flip
17:56Catch you on the flippity-flip
18:02Catch you guys on the flippity-flip
18:08Okay, so what's our approach?
18:10You veteran
18:11Do you have a month to live?
18:13You're going to get married tomorrow?
18:14What?
18:16Hmm?
18:17I thought we'd just talk about our customer service
18:19And exceptional paper quality
18:23That's stupid
18:26What do I know?
18:27I know
18:28What do you know?
18:29We've got to get psyched up
18:31Okay, guy?
18:32Let's get psyched
18:34Is there an animal shelter on the way?
18:38Yeah
18:38Awesome
18:39Annie Annie Shelto
18:41Here we come
18:44Annie, do you know how to high-five?
18:45Yeah
18:46Because if you do, now's the time
18:48All right
18:49Not while I'm driving
18:51Catch you guys
18:56Catch you guys on the flippity-flip
19:01Flippity-flip
19:05Flippity-flip
19:10Really?
19:12Okay
19:13See you guys
19:20You know how I met Joe Bennett
19:21And got started on my ladder of success?
19:24No, I don't
19:28Walking along
19:29Out of work
19:30Again
19:31Thinking to myself
19:33I only got enough cash to buy a sandwich
19:35Or get drunk
19:37And I see this guy
19:39Trying to steal this lady's dog
19:41So I grab the dog
19:42He runs off
19:43She's so grateful
19:45She hires me
19:47Aw, wow
19:48Give me that dog
19:50It's not your dog
19:52Yeah
19:54Again
19:55Oh
19:55Okay
19:56Give me that damn dog
19:58You thief
20:00It's her dog
20:01Okay
20:02Don't let her do it again
20:03You hear me?
20:06You feel that energy?
20:07Mm-hmm
20:08Yeah
20:08Woo!
20:10Yeah!
20:11Woo!
20:13Okay
20:13Again
20:16I know that Gabe is young
20:17And hot
20:18And everything
20:18And
20:20He's begging me to reconsider
20:21But I
20:23I just think I'm in love with someone else
20:27Kevin?
20:27Andy
20:28Wow
20:29I wish I knew who my birth mother was
20:31So she could just tell me who to choose
20:35Maybe neither
20:37I'm not attracted to Kevin
20:38Erin, listen to me
20:40You shouldn't rush into this at all
20:42And you know why?
20:43Because you are beautiful
20:44And you are fun
20:45And you are smart
20:49And when the right guy comes along
20:51You'll know it
20:52You will
20:56Hey
20:58And you know what?
20:59You don't need a mom
21:01Because you have my number
21:02And you can call me anytime
21:05Extension 147
21:06Mm-hmm
21:07I know
21:08Okay
21:08Okay
21:16Did you want the 2726 or the 2730?
21:21Phyllis
21:21Phyllis
21:21Are my mittens done?
21:22No
21:23I'm on a sail
21:24Okay
21:24Listen
21:25It's 2pm
21:26From now until 4
21:27Your priority is knitting
21:28Knit like the wind
21:29Okay
21:31Dwight
21:32I will be leaving tomorrow
21:34Yes
21:35So I wanted to give you that
21:37It's a letter of recommendation
21:46This is gonna be good
21:50To whom it may concern
21:51Good
21:52Real personal
21:53Thanks Michael
21:53The dictionary defines superlative
21:56As of the highest kind
21:58Quality or order
21:59Surpassing all else
22:00Or others
22:01Supreme
22:01That's great
22:03If I wanted the dictionary definition
22:04I'd buy a dictionary
22:06I define it as Dwight Schrute
22:09As a sales executive
22:11As a leader
22:12As a man
22:13And as a friend
22:15He is of the highest kind
22:17Quality
22:18And order
22:20Supreme
22:27Lots more like that
22:28Really repetitive
22:34This is
22:38245
22:38Behind the building
22:39Paintball
22:42Oh
22:43Oh
22:43Oh
22:44Oh
22:45Oh
22:46Oh
23:01Oh
23:09Oh
23:10Oh
23:11Oh
23:11Oh
23:11Oh
23:12Oh
23:12Oh
23:12Oh
23:12Oh
23:31Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
23:43Michael Scott.
23:45I can't sit here and tell you that he's going to be a success.
23:48I can't sit here and tell you that he's even the best man for the job.
23:51But I can say this.
23:54He's got potential.
23:56Sure.
23:58You know, I always say, go big or go home.
24:01You go with this guy, you could be making the biggest mistake of your life.
24:06Or the biggest good decision of your life.
24:09It's either going to be the best thing you ever did, or the worst thing.
24:13You ever did.
24:15If you want some boring, white-bred clock watcher who's going to get you your paper when you ordered it
24:20for the agreed-upon price,
24:22and he's not your guy.
24:25You ever play Russian roulette?
24:28Time to spin the chamber bores.
24:31By signing up for another year.
24:39Ah, what happened to you?
24:41You should see the other guy.
24:49Jim, where's Pam?
24:51Ah, she's still pricing the whatever's, the shredders.
24:54But it is already three o'clock.
25:15Whether you're scared of dying, or dying alone, or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be.
25:23Maybe it's going to be okay.
25:25Yeah, I was tripling up.
25:26There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.
25:33And you.
25:34Why are you still here?
25:35I'm either going to quit today, or stay to make sure that Andy's career is destroyed.
25:40No, you are not going to quit today.
25:43For goodness sake, this is not going to be your last day at the office.
25:47Everybody gets dumped, Gabe.
25:49Can I give you a piece of advice?
25:51Which will make you look less like a transvestite.
26:05That is cold, sir.
26:07Absolutely cold.
26:07You know what?
26:08It was a complete waste of my time.
26:14Uh, D'Angelo, I'm, uh, I forgot my bag, so I'm going to, I'll meet you in the car.
26:19Okay, whatever.
26:24Sir, I'd just like to apologize for that.
26:27I could tell you that he has a steel plate in his head, or that he's crazy, but the truth
26:31is I think he's just a terrible salesman.
26:35And I want you to know that if you re-up with us, anything you need, day or night, I
26:42will
26:42be the one to take your call.
26:45Keep talking.
26:50Yes.
26:52Okay, all right.
26:53No, well, thank you.
26:55Thank you.
26:56All right, take care.
26:58You'll never guess.
26:59We did it.
27:00Hey!
27:01Hey!
27:03Oh, all right!
27:06We did it.
27:07All right.
27:09Good job, boss.
27:10We did it.
27:10Yeah.
27:18Okay, everybody, come on.
27:20Conference room, five seconds.
27:21Here we go.
27:21Hurry up.
27:22Let's do this.
27:26Yes, what is this about?
27:28What is this meeting about?
27:30Mm-hmm.
27:30All right.
27:33Well, okay, here we are in the conference room once again, and I just wanted to call you
27:41all here together because I have something important.
27:47Well, there's two things, actually.
27:49Okay, first, I would like a whereabouts on Pam.
27:52And secondly, Phyllis, how are those mittens coming?
27:56Because I would actually like to bring them home and pack them, and I'm leaving for the
28:00day at four.
28:01They're almost done, but my knuckles are swelling a little, and I can't...
28:05Well, power through the arthritis, Phyllis.
28:07You can do it.
28:10Is that it?
28:12Um, hmm?
28:13Is that it?
28:22Um, hmm.
28:25No.
28:28No.
28:29There's a special guest, and I would like to invite to say one last goodbye.
28:35Hi, so here he comes.
28:36He's coming right again.
28:38Hi, everybody.
28:40It's Ping.
28:41Yes.
28:42And I'm here to say goodbye to all you wonderful people.
28:46Thank you, everybody.
28:49You've been so wonderful.
28:51We had such a good...
28:53I love you all.
28:55I love you very much.
28:56Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
28:58Sure.
28:58See you right now.
29:02So I mean to tell you, I want to take you out for lunch for your last day.
29:06Oh.
29:07What do you think?
29:08Tomorrow?
29:08Lunch?
29:09You and me?
29:09Okay.
29:13You're not leaving tomorrow.
29:15You're leaving today, right?
29:18Maybe.
29:21Wow, so that's it, huh?
29:22Just four o'clock, and you are gone for good.
29:25Why am I so sad?
29:28Am I doing the wrong thing?
29:31Absolutely not.
29:33It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.
29:40T-shirt.
29:41I did.
29:41Goodbye, stink.
29:45Okay.
29:46All right.
29:46So, James Halpert, you started with his company as a fine young man.
30:03You know what I think we should do?
30:05I think we should just say the goodbyes for tomorrow at lunch.
30:09Oh.
30:12Okay.
30:13And then tomorrow, I can tell you what a great boss you turned out to be.
30:25Best boss I ever had.
30:30Oh, shoot.
30:32That's my cab.
30:34All right.
30:34All right.
30:36Listen, Michael, I really, I did text Pam, but...
30:39I know.
30:39It's okay.
30:41Just give her a hug.
30:42All right?
30:44I'll see you tomorrow at lunch.
30:46I am looking forward to lunch.
30:49And hearing about what a great boss I...
30:52You got it.
30:57Okay.
31:00Okay.
31:05Whew.
31:13Phyllis.
31:14Oh, they're still not done.
31:16Oh non, non, non!
31:18Let me see!
31:19Oh, Phyllis!
31:21Nice try!
31:24I love him.
31:48Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
32:16...and the babies that I make with her will be my children.
32:20The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends.
32:29They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office.
32:35But I will. Gotta be a lot better than a deathbed.
32:40I actually don't understand deathbeds.
32:44I mean, who would buy that?
32:50Well, I guess this is it.
32:53Hey, will you guys let me know if this ever airs?
32:56Thank you.
32:58All right. Oh.
33:01This is gonna feel so good getting this thing off my chest.
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34:26Well, if he's not gonna make it, at least we should go ahead and eat the cake.
34:31Yeah.
34:33I, for one, love the corners.
34:45Why did I just do that? It's not even that good.
34:48I don't even want it.
34:52I had cake for lunch.
34:57No, you know what? I've been good. I deserve this.
35:01Oh.
35:02Oh, come on.
35:03What am I doing?
35:05Come on.
35:07Hey.
35:13No!
35:15Uh-oh.
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