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00:01Next up, Secretary Schrute will read the minutes from Sunday's meeting
00:08Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night
00:11No, Jim, hey
00:12Oh
00:13This meeting is for Knights of the Night only
00:15Knights of the Night are volunteer crime patrollers
00:17We're often compared to the Guardian Angels
00:19But we could not be more different from them
00:21Seriously, we are nothing like the Guardian Angels
00:24I mean, broad strokes purposes
00:27Sure
00:27Think Guardian Angels
00:28One of our many recent good deeds
00:30We set out to capture the Scranton Strangler
00:33Mission accomplished
00:35Not by us
00:36I'm actually just looking for my Blackberry
00:38So carry on
00:39No, no, no, no, no
00:40I see how this movie ends
00:41You make fun of me
00:42Everyone laughs
00:43Ha, ha, ha
00:45Screw you
00:46Dwight, don't be bothered by your friend's presence
00:49What are you going to do now?
00:50Are you going to make fun of our leader's weird voice?
00:52Huh?
00:53Dwight, don't be bothered
00:54Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
00:55Over the line, Jim
00:56I'm just looking for my phone
00:58So pretend I'm not here
00:59Fine
01:00Minutes from previous meeting of Knights of the Night
01:03It's our official name, Jim
01:04Sounds good
01:05Reflective strips were glued to patrol jackets
01:08Knights went outside with flashlights to test them
01:11Smart
01:11And the rest was just boilerplate stuff
01:14That's...
01:14Go ahead and read it
01:15Some people weren't here
01:16Okay
01:16Knights stayed outside to play flashlight tag
01:20Oh, come on
01:21That sounds awesome
01:22It was pretty cool
01:23It was fun
01:24It was...
01:25It was pretty awesome
01:26Oh
01:27Oh
01:29Hey
01:30Yeah
01:31No, I got it
01:32Just leaving now
01:56January 3, 2011
01:58A day which will live in famously
02:01Holly Partridge Flax
02:04Otherwise known as Holly
02:05Otherwise, otherwise known as a living, breathing angel
02:09Is engaged to another man
02:11This is freaking me out
02:13I...
02:15Okay, let's just switch to the happy video, okay?
02:17No, no, no, no, no
02:19Let's push through
02:19We'll do this
02:20Today will either be the best or the worst day of my life
02:23Holly gave AJ an ultimatum
02:24He either proposes by New Year's or they break up
02:27Now, if she's engaged
02:29I'm gonna go crazy
02:30And I'm gonna start attacking people
02:31If she's not engaged
02:33In all honesty
02:34I may just burn this whole place to the ground out of happiness
02:36Either way
02:37I am going to need some talking down
02:39And nobody talks me down
02:41Like myself in a video talking me down
02:43Michael, I know what you're thinking
02:45Holly is engaged to somebody else
02:46And you want to kill yourself
02:47That may seem like a good idea
02:49But it's not
02:51Snot
02:52Sorry, it sounded like you said
02:54It's snot
02:54I'm so sorry
02:55Okay, so killing yourself
03:00I'm just thinking about snot
03:05Good morning
03:06Hey guys
03:07Fun thing
03:08The index cards on your desk are resolution cards
03:11You write your New Year's resolution on them
03:13I'll collect them
03:15And then display the cards on
03:18Dan-du-dun-dun-dun
03:19Da-du-da-da
03:20Resolution board
03:22Wow
03:23Did your baby draw that?
03:24The glitter is blinding
03:26I think it's good
03:28It's gonna be fun
03:29Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
04:01Sous-titrage Société Radio 1
04:29I'm really excited for Michael either way
04:32Because if Holly chooses to be with him
04:34He will be so, so happy
04:36And if not, he'll be avoiding the biggest mistake of his life
04:41Oh, hey guys
04:42I'd like to introduce you to a new little friend of mine
04:45His name is New Year's Resolution Board
04:47Shut up
04:50Hello?
04:51What happened? Is there a ring?
04:53So, high five me, we're back
04:55To a happy
04:56Look at those
04:58Mittens
04:59Those are present?
05:00Those are so fuzzy and warm
05:03Let me feel those
05:05Let me feel that
05:05Put her there
05:06Give me a good firm one
05:07Oh, that's a good firm handshake
05:09You're hired
05:09Yes, well let's get right into the Anderson account, shall we?
05:12Okay
05:14Yes, yes
05:14Right away
05:16Okay
05:16Hey, hey, hey
05:18You want me to crank the thermostat to 90?
05:19Smoke her out?
05:20She can't keep those mittens on forever
05:21Yes
05:22No, what?
05:22Stop
05:23Yes
05:28Congratu-
05:29Wow
05:30Oh my god
05:31That's it, that's it
05:34Oh, I get it
05:35Everybody knows about the ultimatum
05:37Yes, I told everyone
05:40Hey
05:42Right back at you, bitch
05:45Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy
05:52Whoa, whoa, whoa
05:55Okay, calm down
05:56Breathe
05:57I tried
05:58I said breathe
05:59I'm trying
06:00Wait a second
06:02Are you listening to music?
06:04What?
06:05Shut that off
06:05I'm not listening to music
06:08Fine, just go crazy for a little while
06:13You're good
06:14You're looking good
06:17Oh, I gotcha
06:19I gotcha
06:20I'm pulling you back
06:23Michael, dance on
06:24Go
06:26Oh, that's nice
06:27Nice
06:28Me?
06:28Okay
06:30Go
06:30Oh, yeah
06:31Nice
06:32We're gonna calm down later
06:33I'm doing this
06:34Oh, yeah
06:34Oh, yeah
06:36Right here
06:43Hey, Dwight, I'm collecting resolution cards
06:45Not doing that
06:46Why not?
06:47I've achieved plenty
06:48And there's no better than the best
06:49Drink less caffeine
06:51That's a good one, Pam
06:52Here's mine
06:55Learn to cook for one
06:56Yeah, I love cooking
06:57But I always find myself throwing out half the food I prepare
07:01So I figured it's time to just start preparing the right amount of food
07:04For the right number of people, which is one
07:06Well, maybe you'll meet someone
07:07No, some people just don't meet someone
07:09I'm fine with it
07:11Really
07:11This is not a pity party
07:13It's not a party at all
07:14It's just sad
07:17Angela?
07:17Yes
07:19Make time for romance
07:21Who's the senator?
07:22My boyfriend
07:23Oh, you mean the state senator
07:25I'm sorry, I was confused
07:26Because you accidentally wrote the senator
07:28Wait, wait, wait
07:29Is that easy?
07:31That's not a resolution
07:32That's just something I want to do
07:34Okay, fine
07:34I can do that
07:41My resolution is
07:42Meet a loose woman
07:43Oh, God
07:45That's a good one
07:46Yeah?
07:47You know what?
07:47That's my new one
07:48I'm taking that one, too
07:49Awesome
07:50You know what you guys should do?
07:52Go to the bookstore at lunch
07:54There's tons of cuties
07:55And it's easy to talk to them
07:57Hey, what book is that?
07:58Cool, let's hang out tonight
08:00Sex already?
08:01Whoa
08:02The bookstore?
08:03Is that easy?
08:04I'll come with you
08:05Show you how it's done
08:05Okay, I'll drive
08:06My resolution is to read more
08:08And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore
08:10I can eat my PB&J
08:12In the car
08:142011 is coming up all
08:16Daryl
08:18Hello
08:19Oh, somebody's got a new phone
08:21Yeah
08:22That is neat
08:23I got it for Christmas
08:24I'm so out of my
08:25Holly misses old phone
08:27Why?
08:29New phone is confusing
08:31Gets bad reception
08:32Oh, bummer
08:34Bummer
08:35Reese's Pieces
08:37Reese's Pieces
08:38Oh, God, please stop
08:40I still love my old phone
08:41This thing
08:43Indestructible
08:48Oh, I should get this
08:52Hey
08:54Oh, no
08:55Don't go see that one
08:56I want to see that together
08:57Yeah, go see that action one
09:00Okay
09:01I love you too
09:05All right
09:09Holly doesn't seem to be engaged
09:11But she's talking to AJ
09:12Like she is
09:14I can't figure it out
09:15Do you think she's already dating a different AJ?
09:18I don't think so
09:18When you broke it off with Roy
09:20Did you still tell him you loved him?
09:22No
09:22But you did still love him
09:24I'm not, I'm not going to help
09:25Do you love him now?
09:25No
09:27Just talk to her
09:28No, she'd just resent me
09:30Or worse
09:30She would think of me as her friend
09:32Oh, hi, friend
09:34I'll talk to her, Michael
09:35You think she'd talk to you?
09:37Why wouldn't she?
09:38That's true
09:39She's really nice
09:39She'd talk to anybody
09:42Why don't you bring Aaron to balance you out?
09:44There's a plan
09:47All right
09:48We should divide it by section
09:49I will take romance and travel
09:51I'll take the entirety of the second floor
09:53I got that cutie behind the counter
10:01Well, if you read a lot
10:02You should check out our e-readers
10:03They're really neat
10:05Oh, I work at a paper company
10:07Those things terrify me
10:08They could put us out of business, you know
10:10Heard those machines hold like ten books at once?
10:13Actually, it's ten thousand
10:14Holy s***
10:15What?
10:16Let me see it
10:18It's so light
10:19It's like a croissant
10:21Thanks
10:24Why did we pretend like we work here?
10:25Is that what we were doing?
10:27I don't know
10:28Hey, how'd you do?
10:29Good
10:30Good, really?
10:31Yeah, yeah
10:31I think we kind of nailed it
10:32Yeah, pretty much
10:33But, you know, this place is kind of tapped out
10:35So, let's roll
10:36Cool
10:36Okay
10:37What'd you get?
10:38A book about oceans
10:40Oh, really?
10:40What else?
10:41Let me see
10:41Let's, uh, porn
10:43Pornography
10:44Old lady
10:44Nasty porn
10:49Follow my lead
10:50Hey, want some company?
10:52Want some company?
10:54Oh
10:54Sure, have a seat
10:57How were your breaks?
10:58Oh, really good
10:59I went to Portugal
11:00I went to Portugal
11:01Oh, wow
11:01You went together?
11:03No
11:04No
11:05So, I just gotta know
11:06What's going on with you and AJ
11:07Nothing really happened
11:09I mean, I know I made a big deal
11:10About this whole New Year's deadline
11:12But, um, it came and went
11:13And we're still together
11:15You didn't break up with AJ at all?
11:17I mean, not even for a week
11:18To make him buy you a present?
11:19It just wasn't fair of me
11:20To give him an ultimatum
11:21In the first place
11:22The whole thing is totally my fault
11:24But we're gonna be just fine
11:26Just fine
11:34Oh, whoa
11:35Hold on
11:36I am not going back
11:37Until I fulfill my resolution
11:38Oh, no, no, no
11:40Uh-uh
11:40Come on, why not?
11:42I've never been in one before
11:43I'm tired of being
11:44Mr. Perfect role model
11:46All the time
11:46I'm telling you
11:47Don't do it
11:48I got nothing against strip clubs
11:50But I do have something against them
11:51At noon
11:52On a Monday
11:53The day shift
11:54At a strip club
11:56You can't unsee that
11:57Well, we can't just go back
11:58I mean, we came out to meet women
12:00Hey, there's a roller rink
12:01Across the street
12:02There's all these chicks at the rink
12:03What kind of chicks
12:05You gonna meet there?
12:06I don't know
12:06Single moms at a skating party
12:09Sweet 16
12:10Ten-year reunion parties
12:11Chicks fall down
12:12Need help getting back up
12:13Roller derby practice
12:15Ah, no
12:17We're going skating
12:30The goal of this meeting
12:31Is to get everybody
12:32Excited about their resolutions
12:34Who's been good about
12:35Their resolutions so far?
12:38Erin, tell us about it
12:39Well, my goal was
12:40To learn a new word
12:41Every single day
12:42And I must say
12:44That it is going immensely
12:46Cool
12:47Here's a little
12:49Way-to-go gift
12:50From Saber
12:52Intercepted
12:52Hey, Gabe
12:53Oops
12:53Creed, I noticed
12:55You don't have a resolution
12:56On the board
12:57What's yours?
12:58I want to do a cartwheel
12:59But real casual
13:00I can not make a big deal
13:02Out of it
13:02But I know everybody saw it
13:04There's one stunning
13:05Gorgeous cartwheel
13:06How's it going?
13:08I'm having a little
13:09Trouble motivating
13:09One of the hardest parts
13:11About making resolutions
13:12Is keeping them
13:13In fact, most resolutions
13:15Are abandoned by February
13:16Or sooner
13:17Yeah
13:18It's not a joke
13:19But that's okay
13:20Because it's not about
13:21Being perfect
13:22It's about trying
13:23In fact, why don't we
13:24Go around and confess
13:25Some of the ways
13:26That we've already
13:27Fudged on our resolutions
13:28Well, I said that
13:29I would eat more vegetables
13:30And I haven't yet
13:32But it's okay
13:33I still have time
13:34Since last year
13:35I ate none
13:36Okay, well my confession
13:38Is that today
13:38I had a sip of coffee
13:40But that's fine
13:41Is it?
13:42Yes, because
13:43With all of your support
13:44By this time next year
13:46Maybe I'll be down
13:47To one glass of iced tea a week
13:49Next year?
13:49Come on
13:50I mean, what is the point?
13:51What is the point of that?
13:53I made a resolution to floss
13:54And I did it
13:561201, January 1st
13:57Bam!
13:58Blood everywhere
13:59Well, not all of us
14:00Are Michael freaking Scott
14:01What is wrong with you people?
14:02Can't you stick to anything?
14:04Aaron
14:05I want you to go to the kitchen
14:06And get me some vegetables
14:08Creed, you say you want
14:09To do a cartwheel?
14:10Nothing's stopping you
14:11Come on, old man
14:11Do a cartwheel
14:12Well, I can't
14:13I don't know how
14:14You're just gonna somersault around
14:15For the rest of your life
14:16And you know what's gonna be
14:17On your tombstone?
14:18Loser
14:19My tombstone's already made
14:20Thank you
14:21Just do a cartwheel
14:22This is all I could find
14:26Eat it
14:26You don't have to do that, Kevin
14:28I don't know
14:29I'm glad this is happening
14:31Thank you, Michael
14:33Why are you eating stem first?
14:34This is a new food for me
14:36How else do I eat it?
14:38The other way
14:38The other way
14:41Can I get some cheese whiz
14:42Or hollandaise?
14:44No, no
14:44No cheese whiz
14:45No hollandaise
14:46No chocolate sauce
14:47Just eat it
14:47Come on
14:48Here comes the airplane
14:48There you go
14:49Open, open
14:50Into the hangar
14:50There you go
14:51Oh, Michael
14:52Yep, eat it
14:53Put it in your mouth
14:54And just eat it
14:55God, I hate it
14:56I don't care whether you hate it
14:57You said you'd do it
14:58Michael, all right
14:59Eat it
14:59Eat it
15:00You're killing him, Michael
15:02All right, all right
15:03Shh
15:05I ate some fluffy part
15:07Can I be done?
15:08Let me see if you swallowed it
15:09Open your mouth
15:11Under your tongue
15:12Oh, God
15:14You guys are pathetic
15:21Can I get some candy or something?
15:23No, you can't have any candy
15:24Get him water
15:25Okay, Michael
15:25Just settle down
15:27Um
15:30Oh
15:32God
15:37Hollyflex
15:38Yes, Michael?
15:40Not Michael
15:41E.T.
15:42What's up?
15:45Well
15:45I just want to talk about what happened in there
15:47Oh, no, Michael
15:48I don't want to talk about it with you
15:50I'm fine
15:51I just
15:51I don't want to talk about it
15:53Okay
16:03Thank you
16:06I said
16:12You're my reason for listening
16:15Whew
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