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00:03Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Oh yeah, party time. Whoop whoop.
00:33It's possible that some people thought it was your birthday.
00:36Hooray, live it up, Big D.
00:38Days like this don't come often enough.
00:40Time to celebrate.
00:42You deserve this.
00:48Birthday punches!
00:491, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
00:5521, 22, 23, 24, 25.
01:18So, I got an early res at Blue Wasabi and I'm taking Rachel.
01:22She's picking me up after work.
01:24Rachel from the party.
01:26Oh yeah.
01:27Nice. Do the damn thing.
01:29Blue Wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger.
01:32They say they won't do it, but they will if you make a scene.
01:34Okay. Bye.
01:36I'll miss you.
01:37Miss you.
01:39Okay, I'll be in my office if you need me.
01:43Bye.
01:43Okay, bye.
01:44All right, bye.
01:45Bye.
01:46One more big one.
01:47Don't go.
01:48I don't want you to know.
01:48No, don't go.
01:49I don't want you to know.
01:50Don't go.
01:55Holly and I are dating.
01:58It's been a week, and I still can't believe it.
02:03It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get.
02:06And you can't work for it.
02:07It just comes to you.
02:09And what do we have here?
02:11From my secret admirer.
02:13That's you.
02:14Come on.
02:15I dominate Valentine's Day.
02:17I practically make romance into a science.
02:20Roses are red, violets are blue.
02:22Look in the vase to find your first clue.
02:24Oh my gosh, it's a romantic scavenger hunt.
02:26Oh, close.
02:27It's a romantic treasure hunt.
02:28A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list.
02:31This is where you follow the clues that lead to a prize,
02:33common misuse.
02:34Good luck.
02:34But there's no clue.
02:36Well, get to work.
02:38I can't because there's no clue.
02:39The puzzle is the clue.
02:46Are these numbers correct?
02:47Numbers are correct, Michael.
02:49Okay.
02:57Are you sick, Oscar?
02:59Do you need to go home?
03:00Because you're grossing me out.
03:02I just need a signature.
03:09There you go.
03:10Thanks.
03:10Thank you.
03:14How much do you give them?
03:15Good job.
03:16Wait, I don't have my scarf.
03:18I'm missing my scarf.
03:19Oh.
03:25We decided to have Valentine's Day lunch.
03:28And then that way we could spend the entire night with Cece
03:31and not avoid the Valentine's Day dinner thing.
03:35It's a whole thing.
03:36Yeah, lunch was wonderful.
03:38Um, there was an amazing buffet
03:40and there was a chocolate fondue station
03:43and what else was there?
03:44Uh, bottomless champagne.
03:46Yes.
03:48Never found that bottom, did we?
03:50No.
03:51Pssst.
03:53Pssst.
03:54What's up?
03:55Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?
03:57Are you kidding me?
03:57It's all I did every summer when my brothers were out sailing.
03:59Okay.
04:00But if this is a romantic thing with Gabe, I should probably...
04:03Oh, no, no, no, no.
04:04No, it's not weird at all.
04:06You have your new girlfriend, I have Gabe.
04:08This is just his friends.
04:09Well, okay then.
04:11Yes.
04:12At least until Stanley calms down.
04:14Oh, Stanley.
04:15Don't look.
04:16I accidentally did his Sudoku.
04:19Okay.
04:21All right, I will fax over it to you.
04:24I will fax over to you.
04:26Okay, thank you.
04:30Okay, my name is G-G-G-G-G-G-G Jim Halpert and I will fax it into you.
04:36Under you, I'll fax it into you.
04:38Oh, excuse me, I just p-p-p-pissed my pants.
04:42Not really, I didn't really.
04:47Wait.
04:49You're just filling that out right now.
04:51That wasn't meant for me.
04:52It will not be your valentine.
04:54Oh, nuts
04:58I don't know if anyone else feels this way
05:00And don't get me wrong
05:01I love Michael and Holly
05:04And maybe I'm being overly sensitive
05:06But the PDA
05:08Yes, the freaking PDA
05:10Thank you
05:12I mean, I'm thrilled for them
05:13No one is more thrilled for them than I am
05:15But it's totally inappropriate
05:17Yeah, it's a little much
05:20Obviously
05:21So happy for them both
05:23I don't know, guys
05:24I, for one, enjoy watching them
05:26No, stop
05:27Can I finish?
05:29Is that okay?
05:31I was saying
05:33I enjoy watching them
05:35Because it makes me horny
05:38Oh, God
05:39Kevin
05:40So, tell me about your new girlfriend
05:42She's neat
05:44I met her at Daryl's cousin's party
05:46We were the only two white people there
05:47Aw, cute
05:48Hey, look at that
05:50Done
05:51That's Gabe's boombox
05:53Come on, we have to go find it
05:54I wish you well on your quest
05:56No, come on
05:57Aw, I mean
05:59Come on!
06:00Okay
06:01Ah!
06:02I hear them kissing all the time
06:04It's this horrible flipping sound
06:06You know, it's like Chinese water turkeys
06:07Just
06:09Like it's coming from my own head
06:10Okay, sit
06:12Okay, just close your eyes
06:16Can you get lower?
06:18Oh, yeah
06:18A little lower
06:19I cannot keep myself from Michael
06:22Everything he does is sexy
06:25He has this undeniable animal magnetism
06:28He's a jungle cat
06:29The man exudes sex
06:32He can put both his legs behind his head
06:37Thank you all for meeting on such short notice
06:39Yes
06:40Yes, Michael Scott, Dunder, Mifflin
06:42What is the purpose of this meeting?
06:44Seeing as it's Valentine's Day
06:45I felt it would be apropos
06:47To have a little refresher course
06:48On romance in the workplace
06:50Perfect
06:50Yes
06:51It is quite apropropriate
06:53Carry on
06:54First things first
06:55An office romance is permissible
06:56Not something you'd expect to hear from corporate
06:59Well, guess what?
07:00Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances
07:03Speaking of, Gabe
07:05I don't see Erin at this meeting
07:06I also don't see Andy
07:08Ooh
07:09Ooh
07:11Boom!
07:12Face!
07:13I get it
07:14Andy's slamming my girlfriend
07:15Very funny
07:16What I do not approve of, however
07:18Is public displays of affection
07:20Or PDAs
07:22PDAs are totally superfluous
07:24To a happy, healthy office romance
07:26A perfect example
07:27Look at Jim and Pam
07:28Yeah
07:30What?
07:30Us?
07:31They don't touch
07:32They don't kiss
07:33You would hardly even know
07:35That they were husband and wife
07:36Did it
07:36Yeah
07:37Love it
07:37Keep it going
07:38Okay, so
07:39PDAs
07:40That's going to include behaviors
07:41Such as hugging
07:43Kissing
07:44Booby honking
07:45Yeah, booby honking, sure
07:47Butt honking
07:48Butt honking
07:49Yep, all the honkings
07:49The one where you start
07:50In a crouched position
07:51And then you leap up
07:52Sure, basically
07:52There's no precise definition
07:54But you know it
07:55When you see it
07:59Are you guys listening to this?
08:04What, are you talking about
08:05Me and Holly?
08:07Yeah
08:08Maybe you find your own chair
08:12So we kiss occasionally
08:14Not occasionally
08:14All the time
08:15Yeah, and it's not just the kissing
08:17It's the flirtatious whispering
08:19The flirtatious tickle on her neck
08:21I
08:22Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot
08:24I will give you that
08:25Look
08:25You are all hypocrites
08:27You all do it
08:28Michael
08:29Confession
08:30I have done PDA in the office
08:32Thank you
08:33I've had intercourse in the office
08:34All right
08:35As has Angela
08:36Dwight
08:36As has Ryan
08:37As has Kelly
08:38As has Meredith
08:39As has Phyllis
08:40As has Daryl
08:41As has Creed
08:42As has Michael
08:43And as has Holly
08:44As has Kevin
08:46With who?
08:47She goes to another school
08:49Okay, fine
08:50No more PDA
08:51Good
08:51Okay
08:52You win
08:52But here's what we are gonna do
08:54We are going to designate
08:55One of our closets
08:56As a hookup zone
08:57Anything goes
08:59Michael, that's absurd
09:01What if two couples
09:02Want to go at the same time?
09:03Okay, then we have two closets
09:04No, no
09:04We're gonna have three closets
09:06One for each base
09:07No homers
09:08Yes
09:08And what is the hookup zone policy
09:09On masturbation?
09:12Pro
09:12Yes
09:14What?
09:14Problem solved
09:15No, no, it's great
09:16I love working at Dunder Mifflin
09:18A division of Taliban Enterprises
09:21That's weird
09:22I mean, that's weird
09:24To have sex in the office
09:26And that's where you work, right?
09:28Mm-hmm
09:30You're in a meeting
09:31And nobody knows
09:33That you've had sex there
09:35Except for you and him
09:38Ew
09:42Don't mind us
09:43You keep working
09:45Okay, I'll keep working
09:48Oh my god, it's a song
09:51Whoa
09:52What do you think is on it?
09:54We should actually probably talk about it outside
09:56Or we might make Daryl mad
09:58And if we're talking like this, I think it's okay
10:00He doesn't seem to hear us
10:03I think he's just being nice
10:05That makes sense
10:06Because I feel like I'd be able to hear us at this level
10:08Daryl
10:10Daryl is a jerk
10:11No, he's not
10:12No, I'm just testing if you can hear it
10:14I can hear you
10:15Okay, good
10:16No more talking
10:17Let's just play the song
10:19The temp at night
10:20The temp at night
10:23The temp at night
10:25The temp at night
10:28The temp at night
10:29The temp at night
10:31What do you have?
10:32You got it
10:34Pick it up, take it out
10:35Pick it up
10:37Okay
10:38Take it out
10:38Pick it up
10:40Pick it up
10:40Pick it up
10:41Take it out
10:42Great
10:42Okay
10:55Sorry to interrupt
10:56Forgot to collect my things
10:57Ah, the old leave behind
10:59Oldest trick in the book
11:00Good thing it's working
11:02Michael, I don't want to make people uncomfortable
11:05Since when is comfort the most important thing?
11:07I mean, I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable
11:10I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt
11:13Yeah, but if they're uncomfortable, it makes me uncomfortable
11:16Oh, okay
11:18Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, then one will stop
11:21Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet
11:23And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart
11:27Hey
11:27Hey, you know the only reason why people here are complaining?
11:31They are jealous
11:32Of two people in love on Valentine's Day
11:35Two people in love?
11:39I love you
11:41Wait, wait, wait
11:42What do you mean you love me?
11:44We've only been dating for a week
11:46Do you mean you love me like
11:47Oh, hey, there's Holly
11:48I love that girl
11:49Or do you mean you love me like you
11:51Love me, love me
11:53I love you, love you
11:57Love me, love me
12:01I love you, love you
12:15I am really disappointed in the office's policy on PDA at this moment
12:27I love you
12:29I love you
12:35Yeah, whatever, no big deal
12:37That's the hottest girl in the world loves me
12:45Okay, Ryan's the temp, what does he do at night?
12:47I guess we just have to wait until night and see
12:50Oh, or maybe not
12:58Oh, cool
13:01How romantic is this?
13:03Super romantic
13:04Right?
13:06Do you see a clue or...
13:08Yeah, did you not see it?
13:10Oh my gosh
13:11Thanks
13:15Hey
13:15Hey
13:16Hey, no time to chat
13:17Sorry
13:17Well, we were just looking for Ryan, so he's not here
13:19Hey
13:20You looking for me?
13:21Oh, yeah
13:21We were
13:22We were just looking to say hi, so hey
13:25No, you weren't
13:27No, we weren't
13:27You wanted to have sex in my office
13:29Nope
13:29Definitely not
13:30That's disgusting
13:31It's cool
13:32Just try to put everything back where you found it
13:36Text me when you're finished
13:37I'll be out of here
13:38Hey, you don't have to
13:41That was so embarrassing, I'm gonna die
13:43Yeah, that was really rough
13:48Let me make something clear
13:50Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office
13:54No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place
13:59Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home
14:03And a bed
14:05And a shower
14:08Hello, Holly
14:08Oh, how are you doing?
14:10Here, shake
14:10No, no
14:11Don't touch
14:12We can't
14:13No touching
14:14No touching
14:15Ah, I'm trying not to touch you
14:18Oh
14:19What's going to do?
14:20No, so close
14:21Oh
14:22No, we can't do that
14:23We can't do this
14:24Oh
14:25You're not touching me
14:26I don't know what your body feels like
14:29No
14:29Because I can't touch it
14:31Okay, this is much worse than before
14:32Yeah, I agree
14:33I will grab you here
14:36And you
14:37And I will grab you here anyway
14:39You have to cut it out
14:41Never
14:41You said you would
14:43I did say I would, but I was wrong
14:45I can't stop
14:47You don't know what it is like to love a woman and have her love you back
14:51It is a feeling that cannot, and will not, and frankly cannot be contained
14:58No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me
15:00But with you two, it's reaching the level of a complex
15:04No
15:05I can think of three explanations
15:07One, you're taking MDMA, street name ecstasy
15:10I've done it, and I know the feeling
15:12No, I don't think so
15:14Number two, you're desperately trying to fit in a whole relationship
15:18Before Toby comes back from jury duty and Holly has to go back to Nashua
15:22Or three, you're at an age where your sexual climaxes aren't as powerful
15:29So you need to overcompensate with foreplay, taboo behavior
15:35Yes, it was that
15:37It's that one
15:38Yes, number three
15:43Give me all your money and take off your clothes
15:45We're not supposed to BDA
15:47Come on, nobody's looking
15:56What's wrong?
16:01I hadn't thought about you having to go back to Nashua
16:06Maybe we didn't want to think about it
16:09We can make it work, we'll date long distance
16:12How's this going to be any different?
16:14We weren't in love last time
16:15I was in love with you
16:18I'm not saying it won't be hard
16:20But we can make it work
16:23That's what she said
16:30Want Aaron's special, please?
16:32Here's your bottle of sparkling cider
16:34It's my favorite
16:35And I was supposed to tell you to enjoy a mid-hunt break
16:39And look for a heart of some in the break room when you're through
16:46Hey, buck up, buddy
16:48Make that face he likes
16:52Hey, hey
16:53Come on, you're hurting him
16:57It's like a time bomb
16:59It's ticking down
17:01When it goes off
17:02No more kissing, no more hugging
17:04Just hush
17:05Sexual time bomb
17:06Just rock
17:12Boner bomb starring Jason Statham
17:14Or we go against hype with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera
17:16Movie idea?
17:17No
17:18Saving the world has never been this hard
17:22Okay
17:23Have you talked to her about our feelings?
17:26Women really go for that crap
17:27No, I can't talk to her
17:28I can't even look at her without thinking about an ending
17:34Kevin
17:35Do more stupid faces
17:36Which one?
17:38I have a lot of stupid faces
17:39I don't know
17:40Do a monkey face
17:41Do a monkey face
17:42I love that
17:43I love that face
17:45Good, he loves it
17:48Good, jump
17:49Jump up and down
17:50No, the monkey
17:51Go back to the monkey
17:52Don't do the squirrel
17:53Throw your poop
17:54Hurl your feces
17:56That's good
17:57Good
17:57That's good, he's throwing it
17:59They really do that
18:00I know
18:00Be nine
18:02Be nine
18:03Like benign tumor
18:04Maybe it's just more like
18:06Be mine
18:07Oh, yes
18:08There's a note
18:09A little cookie for you, my miss
18:12But the real treasure
18:13Is your valentine's kiss
18:15Mmm
18:16Mmm
18:16So
18:18We're supposed to
18:22Mmm
18:37Holly, hey
18:39Hi
18:40Holly, I love you so, so, so much
18:43And I think that we need to break up
18:45What?
18:46What are you talking about?
18:47Actually, it's Valentine's Day
18:47Should be doing this today
18:49I'll talk to you tomorrow
18:50No, we're gonna talk now
18:51You're not breaking up with me
18:53It's, you're gonna go back
18:55To Nashua eventually
18:57And I can't handle it
18:59So
19:00Let's just, let's
19:01What if I said it wasn't up to them?
19:03Who?
19:04The company
19:05Nobody knows our future
19:07But it's not gonna be decided by the company
19:09It's not gonna be decided by anybody but us
19:12And what we are
19:14Is up to you and me
19:17Okay
19:19Okay
19:22Ladies and gentlemen
19:23I have an announcement to make
19:25As of today
19:27Officially
19:28Holly and I are moving in together
19:30Yay!
19:32Thank you
19:32Thank you
19:33Oscar
19:34This must be tough for you
19:35Watching this go down
19:37You could not stand in the way of true love, my friend
19:39Are you kidding?
19:40I wasn't trying to break you guys up
19:41Better luck next time, pal
19:43Well, the point is
19:44There will no longer be any need for PDA here
19:47At the office between us
19:49Because when we get home
19:50We are going to make love to and with one another
19:55And that, to me, is the best Valentine's Day present
19:58That a person could receive
20:00So
20:01I bid you all adieu
20:03You do
20:03I do
20:05Go on, kiss each other already
20:09Mwah
20:10Oh, suck it, Oscar
20:11This must kill you
20:13I just told him to do it
20:25I just told him to do it
20:26What?
20:26No
20:28No
20:30We took a walk
20:31We took a walk
20:36My perfect Valentine's Day
20:38I'm at home
20:40Three cell phones in front of me
20:42Fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations
20:46I made over six months ago
20:48Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year
20:51With the dinner and the flowers and all that
20:54But you know what impresses me?
20:56When a guy can do that no days a year
21:00Flowers, diamonds, three-course meal
21:03Violinist comes to my table to serenade me
21:05Pizza, soda, the moon
21:07Someone to share it with
21:09What are our plans for tonight?
21:12Um
21:13We eat, we eat, we eat, we eat, we eat
21:16Ah, damn
21:18I don't know
21:18I don't know
21:20I don't know
21:21I don't know
21:23Oh, that's good
21:27Oh, that's good
21:36What's the matter?
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