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00:01Le Sabre Code de Conduct
00:02L'administration des principles keyes
00:04Establishing and maintaining trust
00:06With our employees, clients
00:08Oh my god, kill me
00:10Hey!
00:12Alright, obviously we all want to die
00:14But we have to get through this
00:15So, Gabe
00:17Go ahead
00:18It's okay
00:18Oh, is it okay with you?
00:21Because if it's not, you work for me
00:23Comply with all applicable laws, regulations, policies
00:26And contracts governing our business
00:27Be honest, fair, trustworthy
00:29And all your business activities and relationships
00:32Oh!
00:33I'm going into labor!
00:35Oh, okay, she's going into labor
00:37Make way, everybody!
00:38I know it's wrong to fake going into labor
00:40Just to get out of things
00:42But sometimes it's necessary
00:43I'm going into labor!
00:45Should I have corn dogs?
00:47I'm going into labor!
00:49Okay, three reasons you are wrong about true blood
00:51Number one
00:51I'm going into labor
00:55Here we go!
00:57Hey, guys
00:59Can't keep saying you're going into labor
01:00Everyone knows you're full of it
01:01Yeah
01:02It's not fair, you guys
01:03Pitiful
01:04Never cry wolf
01:06Okay
01:06Okay
01:07Oh
01:09Oh!
01:10Oh!
01:11Oh my god!
01:12Oh my god!
01:13Damn!
01:14I'm really in labor!
01:15This is happening!
01:16Okay, guys!
01:16Okay!
01:17Here we go, we'll see ya!
01:19How do you feel?
01:20You okay?
01:20Good luck!
01:22Good luck!
01:23Good luck!
01:23Good luck!
01:28False alarm
01:50What?
01:52They took another client from us?
01:55Okay, bye
01:58Man!
02:00Business is war!
02:03Customers, clients, it's like a war out there!
02:05I am a leader
02:08But you can only inspire people so much in a place like this
02:12So today, I'm turning the inspire factor up to ten
02:15With a little help from my friend
02:19America's Bloodiest Battle
02:21Why even read business books?
02:23We should be studying war
02:25Going to places like Gettysburg
02:27Where is that?
02:27It's right here in PA
02:30Ah!
02:31Well, we should take a field trip there
02:33I mean, that would be so cool
02:36I wonder if that bus downstairs is
02:38Okay, Andy, we get it
02:39It's a trip to Gettysburg
02:40That sounds super inspiring!
02:42I'm in!
02:43Gettysburg?
02:43Hmm, could be interesting
02:44Second most northern battle in the Civil War
02:46Actually, it is the northernmost
02:49Ha!
02:50The Civil War history industry
02:53Has conveniently forgotten about the Battle of Shrewd Farms
02:57Whatever, I'm over it
02:59It's just grossly irresponsible
03:01Charge!
03:03Well, this could be fun
03:05I...
03:06Yeah, well, the bus has free Wi-Fi
03:08And I made special low-sugar lunches for everyone
03:12Is anyone kosher or halal?
03:14What's the halal option?
03:16Dates, tabbouleh, and bagel with cream cheese
03:18Out
03:19You know, it's the same as the kosher option
03:22There's a lesson in there
03:23I mean, I can't force you to go
03:25You're not my slaves
03:26Thanks to Gettysburg
03:28But
03:29Who's coming with me?
03:30I'm in
03:31I'm in too
03:33I guess I'm a sucker for historical fiction
03:37Anyone who's not going
03:38You're dead to me
03:39You're uninvited
03:40I don't want you to come
03:41But, FYI
03:42There will be leftover turkey and pesto sammies in the fridge
03:45Yes
03:47One for you
03:48Cool, thanks
03:49And one for you
03:50Oh, thanks
03:51And...
03:52Oh, you missed your head
03:54There you go
03:55Go, let's think fast
03:58All right, guys
03:59A little foreplay before we do it
04:01Fans of Kinburn's jazz will most certainly enjoy Civil War
04:05You know, I just got Limitless on my iPad
04:07I bet I could get it on the TV
04:09Oh, isn't that the one where the guy becomes limitless?
04:12It's just not appropriate
04:13I mean, if we were going to visit Bradley Cooper's birthplace
04:15I'd be the first one suggesting
04:16I'd be rooting for it
04:17Limitless, limitless, limitless, limitless, limitless
04:26Take the table
04:27Then you've got to get the fire pit
04:29I can't get a fire pit
04:30I have two babies
04:31The fire pit is in no brain
04:33Oh, hi there
04:34Hi, Robert
04:35Hey, um
04:36How are you doing?
04:37Good to see you again
04:38Where is everyone?
04:39Where is Andy?
04:40Andy took some of the other people
04:42On a corporate retreat to Gettysburg
04:44Well, I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy
04:50But what we have here
04:54Is perhaps better
04:56By not going on the trip
04:57You've shown you're the free thinkers of the office
05:01Robert, you got your sheep
05:02And you got your black sheep
05:04And I'm not even a sheep
05:05I'm on the freaking moon
05:09So, here's what we can do
05:12Game changers
05:13Changes to the game
05:15Such that the game
05:16Can never be played the same way again
05:18Everyone
05:20Brainstorm some innovations
05:22Don't be afraid
05:23To get weird with it
05:25Meredith
05:29Excited
05:33Okay
05:45You guys
05:47Get excited
05:49Shhh
05:50Movie's almost over
05:53Alright
05:54We're here
05:55Where Limitless can wait
05:58Fun fact
05:59In France
06:00They call Limitless
06:01The man with many capabilities
06:02Woo-hoo
06:03Ladies and gentlemen
06:04The 1800s
06:07Await you
06:09We can watch Limitless
06:10On the way back
06:11I got source called
06:12On the way back
06:12All right
06:15Woo-hoo
06:18Oh, where you going?
06:20Visitor center
06:21Can you grab a map of the memorials?
06:23Yeah, we're not going to the visitor center
06:24We're not tourists
06:25No, of course we're not tourists
06:26We're just people that aren't from here
06:28Who are taking a tour
06:29Yeah, sign says begin tour here
06:31Unless you're going on the very specially created and meticulously researched Andy Bernard tour
06:37After Chancellorsville Lee brought his army up the Shenandoah Valley right through here
06:44They stopped in this field for a picnic
06:47Total deaths
06:48Which they called lunch
06:49Yeah, but I'm confused
06:50Total deaths belongs to Gettysburg
06:52But when you're talking about DPA
06:53That's deaths per acre
06:55Nothing beats the Battle of Schrute Farms
06:57Oh, DPA sounds way more important than total deaths
06:59Oh, it is
07:00And you should read some of these letters
07:01That the soldiers wrote home
07:02I mean
07:03It makes the Battle of Gettysburg
07:05Sound like a bunch of schoolgirls
07:06Wrestling over a hairbrush
07:08I'm telling you
07:09They're heartbreaking too
07:10So beautifully written
07:12Do I
07:13What are you telling this girl
07:15The truth
07:16Stop filling her head with nonsense, okay
07:18She doesn't know any better
07:19Oscar, I'm so glad you just got here
07:21I would have believed everything he said
07:22No, no, no
07:23You're filling her head with nonsense
07:25You and the history books
07:26I'm telling the truth
07:27Interesting
07:28Yes
07:29Thank you
07:30All of the history has been whitewashed
07:32Really?
07:33Why don't you tell us the real history, Gore Vidal?
07:35Okay, I will
07:36I don't know who that is
07:37But I'm going to tell you this
07:38He's a historian
07:39Gettysburg was very important
07:41Credit where credit is due, okay
07:42Big mad props
07:43To Gettysburg
07:44Was it, however, the most northern battle of the Civil War?
07:48Not by a long shot
07:50Yes, yes, no
07:50Yes, yes, yes
07:51No, it was not
07:52No, it was not
07:54Was it the second most northern?
07:57Sure, I will cede
07:58It was the second most northern most battle
08:01Was it the northern most?
08:02No, get out of here
08:03Get out of here
08:04I am so eager to hear your game changers
08:09Let's dig in, shall we?
08:10May I go first?
08:11Absolutely
08:15Raw fish
08:16The disgusting food from Japan that Americans would never want to eat
08:20Now we can't get enough of it
08:22From movie stars to construction workers
08:24Sushi is what's for dinner
08:27Let me throw another idea at you
08:30Origami
08:32What?
08:33The crazy art of paper folding from, that's right, Japan
08:37Don't you wish you could go back to 1980 and open the first sushi restaurant in Manhattan?
08:43We can do that with origami
08:48It's the sushi of paper
08:51This idea hasn't gripped me
08:53What else did you come up with?
08:54Well, I had to memorize the presentation, Robert
08:57And it took a long time to build the swan, so
08:59That was bad
09:02If your woman is like mine
09:03I bet you come home to hear the same thing all the time
09:07This paper is so hard
09:08It scratches
09:09Why can't there be a paper just for me?
09:12Well, now there is
09:15Paper
09:15Paper for women
09:17Is pink, scented, and silky soft
09:21Now you can watch the game
09:23And she can write a letter to her sister
09:25Plaining about her paper being too masculine is not one I'm familiar with
09:28In the African American community
09:31No
09:35That's fascinating
09:36Tell me, what's the significance of the peach orchard, though?
09:40Oh, well, that's a great question
09:42Excuse me, I got a question for you
09:44Can you tell us about the Battle of Shroot Farms?
09:47Oh, I haven't heard of that one
09:48Really?
09:49Okay, follow-up question
09:51How much are they paying you to keep your mouth shut?
09:54I apologize for my friend
09:56And for the Republicans who are cutting your funding
09:58We don't need to bother this poor gentleman
09:59I know exactly where we're going
10:01Giddy up
10:04Halley-ho
10:07Are you Lincoln?
10:09No, no, I'm...
10:11Apparently, I bear a passing resemblance to Abraham Lincoln
10:15Makes it kind of hard for me to go to places like museums, historical monuments, elementary schools
10:19I don't see it
10:21Chelsea, give Mr. Lincoln your hat so I can take a picture
10:27Hey, Lincoln's starting
10:30Oh, uh, no, no, no, no, no
10:32I'm actually with the tour group myself, so...
10:38Hello, uh, I'm Abraham Lincoln
10:41Some people call me the great emancipator
10:44But, uh, you might know me from the penny
10:48Okay
10:49You know the test booklets that they give out in all the schools
10:52I was thinking that we could put a coupon in the back that people would mail in to us
10:58And as, you know, as I tell it, I don't like it
11:02Unless, of course, you're responding to it
11:04I am not
11:05Um, excuse me, I'm going to go to the bathroom
11:07At this point, when you're this pregnant, it's kind of like senior spring
11:12The other day, I spit my gum out on the carpet
11:16Kevin, you've been quiet
11:18I'm curious to know what your game changer is
11:21Well, you know how in the vending machine, they have the chocolate chip cookies in the A1 spot?
11:27They do that, because they think A1's the best spot for the best cookie
11:31But the real best spot is D4, right?
11:36That's where the eyes go
11:39So...
11:40Cookies
11:42Cookie placement
11:44Yeah, but not just the cookies, though
11:47If that was just a for instance
11:50Who else agrees with Kevin that we're wasting facilities, manpower on our underselling products
11:57When we should be pushing our top performers?
12:10There you go, consensus
12:12Okay, we are now on a planet where Kevin is the most creative person around
12:16And I am just some good-looking guy
12:20I just don't understand
12:22It's 1865
12:24Victory is ours
12:25I have saved the very soul of our nation
12:27And yet...
12:29Happiness eludes me
12:34Perhaps a trip to the theater will enliven my spirits
12:38No!
12:39Okay, so another thing about oatmeal cookies
12:42Who even wants them?
12:44I mean, I've seen Toby eat one like once
12:47But other than that...
12:49Psst...
12:50Forget it
12:51Interesting
12:55So, what is Dunder Mifflin's oatmeal cookie?
12:59What is the product that no one wants?
13:03How about that two-hole punch letter?
13:06Only the lawyers want that punch at the top
13:09And they use legal
13:12That's the oatmeal cookie
13:14Fantastic, Evan
13:16Fantastic
13:16Thank you
13:19By the way, did we leave all the food on the bus?
13:21Let's talk about food for a second
13:23Food for thought
13:25Yeah, that's what I had for breakfast
13:26And I think that's probably why I'm still hungry
13:28Hunger!
13:30Hunger for victory
13:31Hunger for honor
13:32Hunger for pride
13:33Hunger for hamburgers
13:35Hunger for chicken chimichangas
13:37Right, Daryl?
13:38That's good
13:38Exactly
13:39Now, do you know what these Civil War soldiers were hungry for?
13:43Pride
13:44Now, each battalion had its own flag
13:46And they guarded these flags with their lives
13:48Colonel Harrison Jeffords
13:50Of the 4th Michigan Infantry
13:52Saw his flag being carried away
13:54Chased it down with nothing but a sword
13:57Fought tooth and nail at the foot of that flag
14:00Until he died
14:02He wasn't about to let him have that flag
14:05Pride
14:06Right, guys?
14:09I commissioned this flag for Dunder Mifflin
14:13Cost me $200
14:14Only $200?
14:15We are all branches on this tree
14:18And from the tree comes paper
14:20We're all part of a business
14:23But business is war
14:25What's that I hear?
14:27Oh, a rebel paper company is coming to take our flag
14:32Whoa, what's going on here?
14:34Woohoo!
14:34Come and get it!
14:35Who's gonna get the flag?
14:37Who's getting it?
14:37Oh, hey!
14:38Oh, don't look where I am
14:39Look where I'm going
14:40You're great!
14:41You're great!
14:41You're great!
14:42Andy, this is inappropriate.
14:43People died here, man
14:43Get the flag!
14:45Get the flag!
14:45Come on, big tuna!
14:47What you gonna do about it?
14:48We got a flag right here!
14:50Woohoo!
14:52Spangler Spring is a mile this way
14:55Oh, wow!
14:56So, that's two miles if you incorporate the walk back
15:01Ugh!
15:02It's sick!
15:03I mean, come on!
15:05Oh, I don't think I should walk anymore
15:06You know, all I had for breakfast was oatmeal, yogurt, um, coffee, orange juice, and toast
15:13Two poached eggs, and then half a sandwich on the bus
15:17Alright, fine
15:18You know what?
15:19I guess this place just hasn't rubbed off on you the way that I hoped it would
15:24I'm still going, and I'm not gonna ask anymore
15:29I'm not even gonna look back, I'm just gonna assume that you're with me
15:42You said you weren't gonna look back
15:46And why is Blackrock suddenly the paragon by which all hedge funds must now be compared?
15:54I don't know
15:56Right?
15:57I mean, you're an accountant
15:58Those bogus prospectuses must drive you insane
16:01Yes
16:02I am an accountant
16:06Dwight
16:08This is one of the archivists here
16:10I thought maybe we can consult him
16:11Really?
16:12Well
16:14Anyone employed by the Gettysburg Industrial Complex is certainly gonna want to keep quiet about the Battle of Schrute Farms
16:20Schrute Farms, did you say?
16:22That is a fascinating little chapter of the Civil War
16:25You've heard about it
16:27Yes!
16:28Ha!
16:28Prepare to be refuted
16:29Go on
16:30Come on
16:31There you go
16:35Families and sweethearts back home waited desperately for letters from the front
16:39Dearest Mother
16:40I'm sorry it has been so long since my last letter
16:43It is three months since I arrived at Schrute Farms
16:46And I fear I may never leave this place alive
16:50Melvin Pfeiffer Garris
16:52Hallowed Ground
16:53But the battle at Schrute Farms was no battle at all
16:56It was a code used by pacifists from both North and South
17:00Who turned the Pennsylvania farmhouse into an artistic community and a refuge from the war
17:05Refuge among the Schrutes at Schrute Farm
17:07Amidst the macho brutality of war
17:10This was a place where dandies and dreamers could put on plays, sing tender ballads and dance in the moonlight
17:18I like to think of Schrute Farm as the underground railroad for the sensitive and, well, fabulous
17:27Wow, this is so much better than the story you made up
17:30I've seen enough
17:31You're right, there should be a monument to this
17:34Never trust a cookie with a woman's name
17:39Pecan Sandy
17:40Lorna Dune
17:42Madeline
17:43Oh
17:44They'll just break your heart
17:51Robert, I hate to interrupt, but I would love to pitch you one last idea
17:55I call it the Big Mac idea
17:57What? No
17:58Big Mac idea
18:00Sounds encouraging
18:00It's really, really good, Robert
18:02Let me explain
18:03No, this is not fair
18:04This is my idea
18:05He's trying to steal it because he's jealous of me
18:09Well, what is the idea?
18:11Every time you buy a Big Mac, you set one ingredient aside
18:16Then, at the end of the week, you have a free Big Mac
18:21And you love it even more because you made it with your own hands
18:25You know what? Now I remember
18:28That was your idea
18:29That is 100% your idea
18:35Oh my
18:38It was just actually cookies the whole time
18:43Damn it
18:45Hey
18:48You guys came
18:49Where's everyone else?
18:51Back at the bus
18:52We were locked out
18:53Phyllis is sitting on the ground eating a dirty sandwich
18:55Yeah, I asked the bus driver to lock it because our stuff was in there
18:59I guess he follows orders
19:00Yeah, sorry everybody else didn't come
19:02I think they're just tired
19:03With holes in their shoes and they have dysentery
19:07Even without an audience, you're still at it
19:09What are you talking about?
19:10Our office has a disease
19:12And it goes by many names
19:15Sarcasm
19:16Snark
19:18Wisecracks
19:19You take things that people care about
19:21And you make them feel lame about it with your jokes
19:24That's what you did with this trip
19:26Andy
19:27This whole idea of our situation being just like war
19:31It's just not true
19:33We just work at a paper company
19:35And you're our regional manager
19:36And guess what man?
19:37You don't have to prove anything
19:39We like you
19:41I'm wearing a very pink hat
19:43I've been getting weird looks all day
19:45Because I'm pretty sure DM does GB means something kind of sexual
19:49But guess who's wearing them?
19:50All of us
19:51Just for you man
19:53That's huge
19:56You don't like the hats?
19:57They're terrible
19:58I hate myself
20:00It just didn't turn out how I wanted
20:02In my head they were cooler
20:03But they do look weird
20:05The world will little note nor long remember the fight that Jim and I had here at Gettysburg
20:11And that's good because I was basically wrong
20:15I wanted my team to be like this army and I was their general
20:19But I guess it's really just more like they're people who work in an office and I'm their manager
20:25Yeah, that's really probably a better analogy now that I think about it
20:31Ape and Mary are seated watching the show
20:36Oh Mary, this is wonderful
20:40Okay Mary, stop your scolding, I'll be quiet
20:44I need her like I need a hole in the head
20:47Oh
20:51Oh
20:53Oh
20:54Bang!
20:56Oh
20:57Oh
20:58Applaudissements.
21:35Applaudissements.
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