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00:26Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Hey, are your little dudes crawling yet?
00:32No. Three-month-old humans don't do that.
00:36My Phillip is crawling.
00:39Angela is such a liar!
00:41It's maddening!
00:44Exactly. That's just like crate training.
00:46All night long, all night long.
00:48Well, count yourself lucky.
00:50Wait until you have two.
00:51That's two sleep schedules, two naps that don't coincide.
00:54I mean, you'll never sleep again.
00:56No one said you must have two.
00:58Like her genes are so important.
01:00The world just needs more Pam Jim DNA.
01:02Thank you, no.
01:02No, thank you.
01:07Check this out.
01:08My brother just got a new sailboat.
01:09He has no idea what he just got himself into.
01:13There's nothing harder than taking care of a boat.
01:16Am I right?
01:18Unbelievable!
01:19Un-be-lie-va-ble!
01:32It is the end of the day.
01:34It is the end of the week.
01:35We managed to fill 40 hours somehow.
01:39That's not bad, is it?
01:40That's just great.
01:41Pretty good.
01:42Well, thank you.
01:44This is very helpful feedback.
01:45Dwight, I am still not ready to name a VP.
01:48That's not what I was going to ask.
01:49Gosh, you jumped to conclusions.
01:52Come on, I know.
01:53You've got so much on your plate, it's right now you're like, oh, what's more important?
01:57Dwight's question?
01:57Figure out who's the VP.
01:59Dwight VP.
02:00Dwight VP.
02:01Dwight VP.
02:03Dwight VP.
02:03I can't be hypnotized, Dwight.
02:05I tried it, I ended up smoking more.
02:07Can we at least eliminate those that are not in the running?
02:10Free them up to focus more completely on the menial.
02:13Like stacking and sorting, or...
02:16Catching butterflies.
02:17That's a hobby, unless it's for food.
02:19Theater.
02:19Waste of time.
02:21Dragging.
02:22That's just a verb.
02:23Dragging sticks.
02:24Yes.
02:24Nice.
02:25Perfect.
02:25Dragging sticks.
02:26Alright, I'm going to eliminate three people right now.
02:29Okay?
02:30You three.
02:31No.
02:32Not good enough.
02:36English people's main use today is judging American talent.
02:40You're crap.
02:41You're wonderful.
02:43They're mean, but they're incisive.
02:46Everyone meet in the hotel bar at seven.
02:48I'm not allowed to say it's mandatory, so let's just call it compulsory.
02:53I'll be there at six.
02:55Ugh, we're going to have one of those crazy nights, aren't we?
02:57Maybe we'll see the real Tala Nasty we've been hearing so much about.
03:00Tala Nasty, very clever.
03:02Thank you.
03:02Wait, wait.
03:03You think she invented Tala Nasty?
03:06No, no, no, no, no.
03:09Kathy?
03:10It's been great.
03:11Fun.
03:12Normal.
03:12I thought I was going to be hanging out with Stanley on this trip.
03:15But he's turned out to be kind of a loose cannon.
03:18My friend and I are new here in Tallahassee.
03:20Would you like to get a cocktail?
03:21Maybe go out for a little dancing?
03:24Beautiful day, no?
03:24No.
03:26Okay, everybody.
03:27Five o'clock.
03:28Workday is over.
03:29Put your pencils down and pick them back up.
03:33Because now the late night work jam begins.
03:35Yes.
03:37The conference room is set up.
03:38I've got pens.
03:39I've got paper.
03:39I've got a whiteboard.
03:41We are good to go.
03:42Say what?
03:43We are good to go.
03:44Say what?
03:45We're good to go.
03:46Stop it.
03:47Stop.
03:47Andy.
03:48Tonight we're staying late to service the accounts of the people who went on the Florida
03:51trip.
03:51Yes, of course, we could have just been doing this the whole time, but someone dropped the
03:55ball.
03:57Ball droppings can be beautiful.
04:00For example, when it turns an awkward soprano into a rich, full tenor.
04:05Jason Bourne would kick Bond's ass.
04:08Jason Bourne has no support staff.
04:11His own governments aren't to get him.
04:13Genghis Khan could take them both down because he's not afraid to kill children.
04:18What?
04:19It's true.
04:19He would eviscerate babies and hang them from poles outside of the villages.
04:25Okay.
04:26Drinking game.
04:26Count of three.
04:27Take three sips.
04:28That's a stupid game.
04:29I've got a great drinking game.
04:31Okay?
04:31Everyone, empty your pockets.
04:33Whoever has the most seeds is the king.
04:35Whoever has the least buttons is the hunchback.
04:38What happens if you're the hunchback?
04:39Oh, you get kicked.
04:41How many buttons do you have?
04:42Forty, always.
04:44Can I see?
04:44Sure.
04:46So, I get to kick you now.
04:47No, they're not transferable just because I handed them to you.
04:50Well, that's how I played it in college.
04:51College rules.
04:53And he lost at his own lame game.
04:57Oh, double meaning.
04:59The game was lame and now he's lame from the kick.
05:02Quick wait.
05:03Thank you.
05:05I will have a glass of your oakiest Chardonnay, please.
05:08And I will have a waffle with your maple-iest syrup.
05:12Sorry, no waffles.
05:14Oh, okay.
05:15Just forget it then.
05:16Forget it.
05:17Forget it.
05:18Waffle?
05:19A hotel waffle.
05:20I know what I want to eat.
05:21Is that crazy?
05:22Huh?
05:24I'm moving down here, you know.
05:26Oh.
05:27No, I didn't know.
05:29I'm young and I can.
05:31And if I can't, I'm still pretty young.
05:34I guess I'll always be young.
05:35You come with me.
05:37We're gonna give you that waffle.
05:39Why would Erin confide in me that she's staying here in Florida if she didn't want me to make
05:43some sort of last-ditch, nothing-to-lose Kelly Cahoo run at her?
05:47Hey.
05:48Hey.
05:49Watson, carpet and tile.
05:50One order.
05:52Order reference number 00983.
05:55Ding!
05:58Processed.
05:59And delivered.
06:00Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream.
06:02And then sometimes I actually do scream.
06:04I just sort of feel out what the situation calls for.
06:08I will be right back.
06:09I will be here.
06:11Hey.
06:12I see what you're doing.
06:14It's futile.
06:14The VP position is mine.
06:16Oh, please.
06:17You're through.
06:18She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight.
06:22The cowgirl has chosen her saddle.
06:28Well, saddles sometimes fall off, especially if you don't properly cinch the girth.
06:35What?
06:36That's a joke, right?
06:37You see the way she's all over me.
06:41If anyone's having sex with Nellie for personal gain, it's me.
06:45And I'm not joking at all.
06:47If you don't tighten your saddle, you may fall off.
06:50Who is ready for dinner?
06:52Oh, I bet it's pizza or tacos or something stupid.
06:57No.
06:59I went south of the border for this.
07:00And then I went south of that border.
07:02And we have ourselves a Jamaican feast, Mom.
07:06If I wanted Jamaican food, I'd just hire a bunch of bodyguards and go there.
07:11Additional trivia factoid, this food comes to us through Val.
07:15And our server is none other than Brandon, her boyf.
07:19Hey.
07:20How you doing, Al?
07:23Jamaican, huh?
07:24I just read about the elections down there.
07:26Crazy stuff.
07:27Oh, no.
07:27I'm not actually Jamaican.
07:29Terrific.
07:30What's up, man?
07:31I'm Daryl.
07:32Daryl, I heard about you.
07:33You doing good?
07:34Oh, yeah.
07:35You must be doing real good since you're my girlfriend.
07:37Whoa.
07:38Dude, you didn't tell me you were Val.
07:41High five.
07:42I'm not sleeping with your girlfriend.
07:43Brandon, what the hell are you talking about?
07:45Don't play dumb with me.
07:46I know what's up.
07:46Honey, I am not sleeping.
07:47Hey.
07:49Let's get back to the food.
07:51Brandon, tell us about these delicious-looking goops.
07:54Hope you all like goat.
07:57Goat.
07:59Blow in my ear.
08:00All right.
08:01Like I'm on the beach.
08:08Seagull.
08:09And a wave crashing.
08:13A wave crashing.
08:15Oh, that is lovely.
08:18Shhh.
08:19All right.
08:20That's gonna do it for me tonight.
08:22Have a lovely evening.
08:36Hey, how's it going?
08:37Uh, good.
08:38Uh, the heating system, though, in my room is all messed up.
08:41It's like 90 degrees in there.
08:43Maintenance is working on it.
08:44Can I hang out in here?
08:45Uh, yeah.
08:47I'm just watching basketball.
08:48Yeah.
08:49Okay.
08:50Cool.
08:54Is this March Madness?
08:55I love March Madness.
08:56Oh, no.
08:57That's not this.
08:57That's in March.
08:59Uh, this is just the NBA.
09:03Professional.
09:03Miami Heat, actually.
09:05So.
09:06LeBron James.
09:07Yes.
09:08Nice.
09:09Good word association.
09:25Impressive.
09:26Oh, please.
09:27Anyone can tie a knot.
09:28The real skill is in untying it.
09:32Whoa.
09:34Thornwood Wholesalers.
09:35Thornwood Wholesalers.
09:36One order.
09:36I read the text you sent to Val, man.
09:38That's messed up.
09:39Is this spicy?
09:41No, baby girl.
09:42It would be messed up if I didn't find anything.
09:43But I did, so.
09:44I'm pretty sure if Daryl sent Val a text, it was about some paper emergency or something.
09:50At midnight?
09:51Yeah.
09:52It happens.
09:53Like a hospital needs more napkins for surgery.
09:56Guys, we're not going to settle anything this way.
09:58I think we just need to be grown-ups here.
09:59Thank you.
10:00I think we're...
10:00I'm leaving.
10:01Something interesting is happening here for once in my life.
10:04I'm staying here.
10:05Daryl, read the text.
10:09Yep.
10:10Coming.
10:12All right.
10:13My mini bar is oddly out of rum.
10:16We have plenty.
10:17Oh.
10:17Hello.
10:19You want to watch the game with us?
10:21We're watching a game.
10:22The heat game.
10:23Just a game.
10:24Got it.
10:24Good night.
10:26Careful, Jim.
10:27It gets easier and easier.
10:28No, no, no.
10:29Stanley.
10:30Stanley.
10:30Stanley.
10:32Stanley.
10:32All right.
10:33Hey.
10:34Just bring back those bottles.
10:37Whoa.
10:38The lights are still on.
10:39Yeah.
10:39They keep them on because it's less expensive than turning them on and off.
10:42I like how guys just know stuff.
10:44All the time.
10:45Girls know a lot of stuff, too.
10:46Okay?
10:46And nobody knows more than you.
10:48Especially me.
10:51Oh.
10:52Hello, waffle iron.
10:54Hello.
10:54What do we have here?
10:56Okay.
10:56So the recipe says we need a mixing bowl, a measuring cup.
11:00Got it.
11:01Get down.
11:05Do you want us to get scolded?
11:07Shut your beautiful, beautiful mouth, please.
11:13I got too much ice cream.
11:15You want some?
11:17Getting my fry on.
11:19Why?
11:19The moon is huge tonight.
11:21Oh, gosh.
11:22The moon one's damning.
11:23Yeah, sorry.
11:24That's regular text talk.
11:26You forgot one.
11:27You're such a great friend.
11:29With the dots.
11:30You're such a great friend.
11:31Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
11:32Oh.
11:34Five dots, Daryl?
11:35Are you kidding me?
11:36Okay, because three dots means to be continued.
11:38Four dots is a typo.
11:39But five dots means, whoa, do not make me say what I want to say, baby.
11:42But if I did, it would blow your mind.
11:45Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
11:47See?
11:47Yes.
11:47Thank you, sister.
11:48Brandon, Daryl and me, it's ridiculous.
11:51Right?
11:52Yeah.
11:53Totally crazy.
11:54Puts me in an insane asylum just thinking about it.
11:57I'm stranded on Shutter Island over here.
12:01You look like Ed Harris.
12:03If they stretched him a little bit.
12:05You want to see a picture of me trapped under a tree?
12:12Excuse me.
12:14What?
12:15Not now.
12:15I'm busy.
12:16I'm sorry.
12:16I thought you'd want to know that I saw a bed bug in my room.
12:18But never mind.
12:19Sorry.
12:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
12:20Bed bugs?
12:22Oh, no.
12:28Freak, I need a favor.
12:30Well, then you have to call me by my name.
12:32Gabriel Susan Lewis.
12:34I've got to be gone for a few minutes.
12:35You make sure that Packer does not sleep with Nelly.
12:38What's in it for GSL?
12:39You really want Packer as your boss?
12:41Got it.
12:42If Jim has bed bugs, that means they're everywhere.
12:45I can't risk them coming back to Shroot Farms.
12:47Our biggest attraction is our 200-year-old mattresses.
12:52Where did you see it?
12:53In the bed.
12:54Well, I haven't seen anything.
12:56We've got to find it before it eggs.
12:58Ah!
12:59Jeez.
13:01Describe it.
13:02Brown, shiny, painful bite.
13:04Could be a bat weevil.
13:05Describe it after a bit.
13:06Did it run away, fearful?
13:07Or did it walk away, smug, self-assured?
13:10So smug.
13:11Like you thought it was funny, like this.
13:13That's a bed bug.
13:15Yeah.
13:15Everything's a joke.
13:16I know.
13:17Check your hair!
13:19God, oh, it's so greasy.
13:21You should just shave all this.
13:23Just check it.
13:23You are clean.
13:25Okay.
13:26One thing a bed bug thrives on is heat and carbon dioxide.
13:30I am going to generate myself into a human trap.
13:34When I jump into the bed, you are going to cover me with the sheet immediately.
13:38And then we'll see who's laughing.
13:40Alright.
13:41Haha.
13:43Yeah.
13:44Cover me!
13:46Is this really necessary?
13:47Oh, he knows what he's doing.
13:49Let the bed bugs bite!
13:51God, I feel so gross.
13:52I have to go take a shower.
13:53Alright, then I will catch you later.
13:56What do we do now?
13:57We'll wait.
14:00Time to pop up.
14:03Oh.
14:04Wow.
14:13I don't know, Dwight.
14:15I think maybe you should check in here.
14:16Nope, I wasn't bitten.
14:17Okay, well maybe it's not warm enough in here.
14:19Oh, it's plenty warm.
14:19And I was farting continuously under the sheet, creating a kind of greenhouse effect.
14:23If there were any in here, they would have embedded themselves in me.
14:25You know what?
14:26Maybe they just ate.
14:27Nope, you're good.
14:28Clean bill of health.
14:29Besides, I gotta get back downstairs.
14:31You left Packer alone with Nellie for way too long.
14:34Okay, well they're fine.
14:35They're adults.
14:36No, that's the problem.
14:37Packer is trying to bed Nellie for the VP job unless I do it first.
14:41Is that really how you want to get this job?
14:43Such a chorus girl.
14:44Okay, Dwight.
14:46Dwight.
14:46Dwight.
14:47Dwight, Dwight, Dwight!
14:48Uh.
14:52Is Crazy gone?
14:56Uh.
15:11Uh.
15:12Uh.
15:13Uh.
15:18Uh.
15:22Uh.
15:23Il s'agit de vomir quand une femme est présente.
15:30Hey.
15:33Oui, une mort par chocolate, une banane à Foster.
15:36Ok, cool.
15:37Merci.
15:39Je sais, je suis un pique.
15:41Hum?
15:42C'est ce que j'exercise comme un fiend.
15:45C'est ce que j'ai fait.
15:47Je suis vraiment désolé.
15:48Je dois dire ça.
15:50Je suis mariée.
15:51Je suis très heureux.
15:52Oh my god, what are you thinking?
15:57Um, I mean...
15:58I know that you're married.
16:00I sat at your wife's desk.
16:02How little do you think of me?
16:04I'm sorry.
16:05I feel like maybe I misread things.
16:08Okay.
16:09Let's just go back to watching.
16:12Can you, without running to the other side of the room all night?
16:16Yes, I can.
16:18Alright, I'm really sorry.
16:21I think we'll just, we'll just watch.
16:23You can watch, not watch, whatever you want to do.
16:25Take another shower.
16:26I don't care.
16:26Okay.
16:29I am so cold.
16:36Hey, Daryl.
16:38You okay?
16:39She's got a boyfriend.
16:41Play it cool, man.
16:42She'll come around.
16:44No, you should go for it.
16:46I mean, nothing would have happened with me and Jim if he didn't put himself out there.
16:49Yeah, but my friend Jim would tell you to play it cool.
16:55My husband would tell you to go for it.
16:59Hey.
17:00Hey.
17:00Hey.
17:01Hey.
17:01This is fun.
17:02A lot of fun.
17:03I know.
17:04Can I give you a compliment?
17:05I'm really impressed by how much you've grown since I met you.
17:08It's like nine days.
17:09You should move down here with me.
17:12Yeah?
17:12We could be roommates.
17:13Really?
17:13We could get a dog.
17:14We could go to all rated movies.
17:16And who knows?
17:17I mean, you're a guy and a girl.
17:19Yeah.
17:20Maybe in six months.
17:22Six months?
17:23Okay.
17:24I'm in love with Kelly.
17:30Put your forehead near mine and see if you can read my thoughts.
17:34Okay.
17:36Seven.
17:37One.
17:38One.
17:40Nine.
17:40No.
17:41No.
17:42Not numbers.
17:43No.
17:43No.
17:44No.
17:44Okay.
17:46Try again.
17:50I'm still getting numbers.
17:52Seven.
17:52One.
17:53One.
17:53Is anyone around here thinking the number seven.
17:55One.
17:56Please stop.
17:58Okay?
17:59Dwight, give me a key card to your room.
18:01Meet me in seven minutes for some one.
18:06One.
18:07One.
18:07Time.
18:08Wait.
18:09The numbers.
18:10Mm-hmm.
18:12Mm-hmm.
18:14There you go.
18:14I will see you.
18:16In seven.
18:17Seven minutes.
18:22Seven minutes.
18:28Nellie, wait.
18:30Let me write my room number on the card.
18:35When at all costs, don't respect women.
18:38These are the tenants I was brought up with, and they have served me well.
18:42But my ancestors never worked in corporate America.
18:45They were farmers.
18:47And before that, hunters.
18:49And before that, time travelers.
18:52And before that, me again.
18:54At least, that's how the legend goes.
18:56The point is, they never had to worry about how they got ahead.
18:59They just had to put food on the table and not alter the past.
19:03One, four, three, four, dash, nine, six, seven.
19:07Paid.
19:08It has been processed.
19:09It has been delivered.
19:11That's it.
19:12Last one.
19:13Woo!
19:14Annie, this has been an amazing night.
19:16Epic.
19:16Cool down fiesta begins right now.
19:18I got decapped coffee.
19:20I got Romy and Michelle's high school reunion.
19:25Hey, I just wanted to apologize.
19:27I mean, that was so weird.
19:29Can we just, like, never talk about it again?
19:31Sure.
19:31Okay, thanks.
19:32Hey, just so you know, me and you, I don't think that's ridiculous.
19:38Dot, dot, dot.
19:39Dot, dot.
19:54All right, now I think it's time for you to go.
19:56What?
19:58Oh, Tim, I thought we talked about this.
20:01You're cool, right?
20:01Kathy, go.
20:04Where's the bug?
20:05Awesome.
20:07Stand back!
20:08Oh, my God, that burns!
20:09What is that?
20:10It's a compound of chemicals I pulled off of the maid's cart.
20:12Oh, my God.
20:14Dwight, there!
20:14Oh, my God.
20:15Oh, God, stop it!
20:16Stop it!
20:17Oh, big one, big one!
20:18I think I saw it!
20:19I think I saw it!
20:20Stop it!
20:22Nice job.
20:23I think you got him.
20:24You can't stay here.
20:25This place is a biohazard.
20:27If I were here, I'd just bunk with Kathy.
20:39Second best bananas foster I've ever had.
20:41Well, what's the first best?
20:45Dwight?
20:48Hello?
20:49Dwight?
20:50Is that Nellie?
20:52Are you in there?
20:54I can see the light on under your door.
20:58Hello?
21:00Oh, look at that.
21:01The light went off just as I said the light went off.
21:06Hello?
21:08Dwight?
21:10Oh.
21:13Dwight?
21:16Oh, always.
21:17Okay.
21:17Oh.
21:26Oh.
21:33Yes.
21:37Oh, God.
21:39Oh, my God.
21:43Oh, my God.
21:44mới modern angel 입 Android.
21:44Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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