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00:02C'est parti !
00:30You wanna just let him die, you scumbag?
00:31Here, I'm gonna get in my car. When I start dying, I will honk the horn three times.
00:37That means save the dog.
00:39Okay, you know what? I'm gonna give him something to drink.
00:41Come here, doggie.
00:45Come on.
00:46You can at least aim it.
00:47There you go. Here, doggie. He's not even trying. Come here, doggie.
00:49We're losing cloud cover.
00:51Oh, don't try to get in on it now, Michael Vick.
00:53Hey, hey, hey. Vick did his time.
00:55This guy's been gone long enough. He's lost his right to a window.
00:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:58Hey, Oscar, what are you...
01:00What? No, hey!
01:01Whoa!
01:07Nice job, Oscar.
01:08And one for good measure.
01:10Why would we take the dog?
01:11What if he jumps out the window and runs away?
01:13Jim, he's not gonna start...
01:14Whoa!
01:15Whoa!
01:15Shh, shh, shh.
01:16Stay, stay.
01:17Nine, six.
01:19Good.
01:20Oscar, what do you want to do? This is kind of your deal.
01:23You want a dog?
01:28There we go.
01:29That should do it.
01:30Yeah, that's pretty good.
01:31That'll work.
01:31Nice job.
01:33Bye, poochie.
01:33Bye.
01:34Bye.
01:35Bye.
01:36Bye.
02:03Qu'est-ce que ça vient ?
02:04Like, what did they each win ?
02:05Oh man, it's gotta be over $100,000.
02:08Four taxes.
02:09That's still a lot of money.
02:12The warehouse crew won the lottery yesterday.
02:16$950,000.
02:18And then they quit.
02:19And no one else can focus.
02:21This is it.
02:22This is all on my shoulders.
02:23I'm the one who has to tell everyone to get back to work.
02:26I'm the one who has to tell Daryl to hire a new warehouse crew.
02:28I'm the one who has to say those things.
02:35Hello.
02:38Justine.
02:40Nice surprise.
02:42How you doing, baby?
02:43No.
02:45No, no.
02:46I didn't win.
02:46When I got promoted, I stopped.
02:48What?
02:50Yeah.
02:51Yeah, Glenn won.
02:54Oh, you want to call him?
02:55Yeah, you should call him.
02:57Congratulations.
02:58That'll be...
02:59What?
03:01Oh, his number is in your old phone.
03:04Oh, you know what?
03:05I might have it right.
03:06Whoops.
03:07When I worked in the warehouse, I was part of that little pool.
03:11They won.
03:13Playing my birthday.
03:15What really interests me is the group dynamic of six people winning the lottery.
03:19This will not end well, right?
03:21Yeah.
03:21We're looking at least one suicide and one weird sex thing.
03:24At least.
03:25I mean, I don't even know what I'd do with all that money.
03:27I know what you'd do with all that money.
03:28Hey, Pam.
03:29Let's buy expensive bathrobes and hug.
03:31No, I'd probably buy a big piece of land in Maine, build a house, work in town.
03:36Somewhere I could bike to or kayak to.
03:38I'd either bike to my job at the kayak shop or I'd kayak to my job at the bike shop.
03:43And then on the weekends, would you hacky sack back to reality and spend time with your wife and kids?
03:47Whoa, saucy.
03:48I thought you liked Maine.
03:49I think we should get a townhouse in Soho.
03:51So it's mostly lofts, but okay.
03:53And then every morning, I'd walk out onto my terrace and I would breathe in the inspiration
03:58of the city, you know, and just gather ideas for my painting.
04:02Oh, God.
04:04And then my handsome husband.
04:05Which ideally would be me.
04:07Would bring me a flavored coffee.
04:08Stop.
04:08I'm a barista in your fantasy.
04:10Well, in your fantasy, we're Stephen King characters.
04:12I don't know about Stephen King.
04:13Get a divorce.
04:14Get a divorce.
04:16I think I would keep working.
04:17And for my salary, I guess I would take like a dollar a year.
04:22I mean, obviously I wouldn't come in until noon and I wouldn't do anything that I didn't want to do.
04:28I mean, I'm getting paid a dollar a year.
04:30Okay?
04:30You can chill.
04:32Are you kidding me?
04:34Guys, if I have to ask you to get back to work one more time, I'm going to change my
04:37tone.
04:38To down here, like Mr. T.
04:40And this will get seriously annoying.
04:43I feel sympathy for the jerks who have to listen to this all day.
04:46Daryl, how are we doing on the new warehouse guys?
04:48I don't know.
04:50What?
04:51Do we have new guys?
04:52No.
04:53Are they on their way over?
04:54I haven't hired anyone.
04:56What?
04:56No warehouse guys?
04:57I have an important order that has to go out by five.
05:00I emailed you about it.
05:01I'm not checking email till lunch.
05:03Four hour work week.
05:05This is kind of time sensitive.
05:06I got it.
05:07I'm doing it.
05:08Andy, this is a seriously big order.
05:10I can't lose this client.
05:12All right.
05:12Well, until we have a new crew, let's get some volunteers for warehouse duty.
05:15Who's in?
05:16As long as you guys don't need me up here.
05:17I think we'll be fine.
05:20Really?
05:21Nobody's going to help her?
05:22Is Chivalry dead?
05:23Are you volunteering?
05:24Of course.
05:25I would.
05:26On my hip.
05:28I would kill to be at 100%.
05:30Jim, how about you?
05:31Uh, yeah.
05:32I mean, as the strongest person in this office, I guess I shouldn't be.
05:35Okay, no, no.
05:36That, you are so not...
05:38Oh, God.
05:40Balls.
05:41Andy, I will volunteer.
05:44Great.
05:45And Kevin.
05:48Good old Kevin.
05:50He'll do anything.
05:52Well, guess what?
05:53I will not do a good job.
06:00Oh, thank you.
06:01Sure.
06:02Wait, wait.
06:02What's this?
06:04Oh, sorry.
06:05I thought it was a guess your baby's birth weight pool.
06:08It says lotto pool.
06:10Right on top.
06:10Yeah, and I said sorry.
06:14Oh, come on.
06:15You really think I'm going to have a 14 pound baby?
06:25When did I get so fat?
06:27You look awesome.
06:28I didn't hire anyone if that's why you're here.
06:30Where are we in the process?
06:32I have a file of applicants here.
06:34I just got to open it, look at it, interview a bunch of guys, hire some of them.
06:38So I'd say we're in the early stages of the process.
06:41Did you go out celebrating with the guys last night?
06:43The guys did invite me out to celebrate, but I decided to just stay home and eat a bunch
06:49of tacos in my basement.
06:50You do have a fantastic basement.
06:53I did.
06:54I did have a fantastic basement.
06:58Now it smells like tacos.
07:01You can't air out a basement.
07:03And taco air is heavy.
07:05It settles at the lowest point.
07:10Right.
07:10Okay.
07:12Well, how about we take a look at some applications?
07:16This guy wrote his in green ink.
07:18That's pretty cool.
07:18Check it out.
07:24Hey.
07:26There you go.
07:27There he is.
07:29That is not Daryl.
07:30I don't know where Daryl is.
07:32I suspect, probably, our Daryl is inside of Fat Daryl.
07:37Okay.
07:38300 boxes of 20 pound white.
07:41That's 75 boxes per person, so that's not so bad.
07:45Negative.
07:46300 boxes for me.
07:48Zero for you chumps.
07:49Deal with it.
07:51Nice.
07:57Damn.
08:12Yep.
08:18Welcome, everybody.
08:20My name is Andy, and this is my other brother, Daryl.
08:27What, no Newhart fans?
08:29Okay.
08:30Daryl, how do we usually kick these things off?
08:33You mean, what did we do the last time the warehouse won the lottery?
08:36Your old crew won the lottery?
08:38Does anyone have experience shelving, storing, keeping track?
08:43What do we use?
08:43The Dewey Decimal System?
08:45Wait, wait.
08:45Fat camps where he steals your kid in the middle of the night.
08:48Imagine a couple of other guys might start a strip club, but on a boat.
08:52And Hede is investing in an energy drink for Asian homosexuals.
09:00Can you guys give us a minute?
09:02But stay close.
09:03You're all doing great.
09:05Maybe grab a coffee, or if there's any donuts out, you can split one.
09:09You know, they're for everybody so people get fussy.
09:12You know what?
09:12Just have a donut.
09:24Do you want to talk about this not winning the lottery thing?
09:26I don't.
09:27You sure?
09:27Because you keep talking about it.
09:30So...
09:31Nope.
09:32I'm good.
09:33I'm here.
09:34Let's find some warehouse workers.
09:36Good.
09:36Great.
09:37Then can you say things that aren't, like, a huge bummer to everybody?
09:41Because the more I talk, the more they're going to realize, I don't know what I'm talking about.
09:45Okay.
09:46We need you.
09:46Okay?
09:47Okay.
09:47Okay?
09:48Yeah.
09:48All right.
09:55What's the problem?
09:57Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power.
09:59Ask any female tennis player.
10:01Or her husband.
10:03No!
10:06I didn't feel anything.
10:10All right, thank you for coming back in again.
10:14Uh, now we're going to ask you a few questions.
10:16Daryl, you have the floor.
10:17Why do you want to work here?
10:18I need a job.
10:19That's not a good reason.
10:21Good.
10:22Keeping them honest.
10:23Don't just take the first job that comes your way.
10:25Because next thing you know, it's ten years later and you're still there.
10:29You can write your obituary tomorrow.
10:31It's not going to change.
10:34Are we scaring them straight?
10:36I hope so.
10:38Think about this carefully.
10:39There's better lives than this one.
10:47I've never been lucky.
10:49And I'm not talking about the lottery.
10:51I'm talking about stuff like developing a soy allergy at 35.
10:56Who gets a soy allergy at 35?
11:00And why soy and everything?
11:02Nice.
11:03Right back where I like you.
11:05Can you make ten copies of this for me?
11:07No.
11:07Why not?
11:08What are you doing?
11:09Uh, buying lottery tickets online.
11:12Uh, everyone wants to be rich.
11:14But nobody wants to work for it.
11:17Came in at 10.30 today, right?
11:19Okay.
11:19I'll just dismiss it.
11:23Is everyone licensed?
11:25Like a driver's license?
11:26No.
11:27A warehouse license.
11:29Masters in warehouse sciences.
11:31I feel like Daryl has talked about a license of some kind.
11:34Is this a joke?
11:36No.
11:37Not joking.
11:38This is real.
11:40Painfully real.
11:41What is happening right now.
11:44Okay.
11:45I'm not going to make it.
11:46I'm turning back.
11:48There's got to be a better way to do this.
11:50This is literally how they built the pyramids.
11:52Well, they whipped people, which was helpful.
11:54But you're right.
11:55We should be able to find a more efficient way of moving boxes than Madge or Hede.
11:59Yeah.
12:00Not that they're not smart people.
12:03No, no.
12:04Very smart.
12:05Theirs is more of a physical intelligence.
12:07I'd go with that.
12:07Like baboons or elephants.
12:09Not that.
12:09Don't.
12:10Guys, when I was a kid, my sisters used to butter me up and slide me across the linoleum floor
12:16of the kitchen.
12:17It really made them laugh.
12:19That's a great idea, Kev.
12:20I don't think it applies here, though, so maybe we just...
12:22Yeah.
12:23We moved stuff and it was fun.
12:25Doesn't apply.
12:27Right.
12:27My mom...
12:28You need to drop it.
12:30Okay?
12:31They hate it.
12:32I like it a lot, but they hate it, so drop it.
12:39Does anyone get distracted easily by bubble wrap?
12:46You'll be dealing with lots of bubble wrap, obviously.
12:49Um...
12:49How much long is this gonna take?
12:53Did you hire them?
12:55No.
12:56Because they all left.
12:57What do you mean, they left?
12:59I mean, after you bailed, I got confused and frankly a little weird.
13:06And the stuff that you said certainly didn't help.
13:09Then I think you should fire me.
13:11What are you talking about?
13:12I'm not gonna fire you.
13:13Yeah.
13:14Just put me out of my misery.
13:19Okay, this is weird.
13:20I don't...
13:21I don't get the joke.
13:22No?
13:23Okay.
13:26I don't wanna be here anymore.
13:29Fire me.
13:32Come on.
13:36So Daryl says to me, fire me.
13:38But what he really means is, hey, no, you're not fired.
13:42But what I really mean is, I have no idea what you're talking about.
13:47But I'm gonna go ahead and hire some people for the warehouse and hope that you eventually start feeling better.
13:54I really hope that's what he and I mean.
13:58Attention.
13:59Does anyone know anyone who could work in the warehouse?
14:01We can pay.
14:03Come on, Oscar.
14:04Who's the most jacked guy in all of Scranton?
14:06Like your wildest fantasy guy?
14:08Bulk or definition?
14:10Definition.
14:11Bruce Kenwood.
14:11He hangs out at Planet Fitness.
14:13Are those just show muscles or is he really strong?
14:15Oh, he's plenty strong.
14:17He used to be Reggie Winters.
14:19Out at Gull's gym.
14:20But he moved away.
14:21And then it was between Bruce and this guy, Dean.
14:26But Dean got fixated on his calves and his triceps went to hell.
14:33So, I've been thinking, after we win the lottery, we take our winnings.
14:37Our fake winnings.
14:37And we move to the south of France.
14:39See, no, there's plenty of bicycling for you.
14:42I think that's where they do the Tour de France.
14:44It is, yeah.
14:44I mean, I just don't know why I'm compromising if it's my fantasy.
14:47Because in my fantasy, it's mean and you love it.
14:49Because I'm never going to act like that, even in your fantasy.
14:52Nope.
14:53You're doing a great job of it in my fantasy right now.
14:56Hey, idiot.
14:57What did Aaron want again?
14:58A hot chocolate tea.
15:02Gideon, you are a PhD candidate studying America's diminishing blue-collar workforce?
15:08North America.
15:09And diminishing's a little reductive, but, uh, sure, that's the headline version.
15:13Great.
15:15Well, it'll bring a fresh new perspective to the warehouse.
15:18FYI, Wednesday through Friday, I have a pretty full teaching schedule.
15:21Cool.
15:22We'll figure that out.
15:23Also, FYI, uh, I don't technically have a hearing problem, but sometimes when there's
15:32a lot of noises occurring, uh, at the same time, I'll hear them as one big jumble.
15:37Uh, again, it's not that I can't hear, uh, because that's false.
15:41I can.
15:42Um, I just can't distinguish between everything I'm hearing.
15:46Got it.
15:47Duly noted.
15:48You.
15:49Coolest tank top I have ever seen.
15:51Where did you get that?
15:52Made it.
15:53So cool.
15:54What a cross-section we have here.
15:55That's what I love about interviewing.
15:57I get to meet all these people I wouldn't ordinarily meet or know or even talk to.
16:01Message in a bottle.
16:02The postman.
16:03Kevin Costner.
16:05And I...
16:10So...
16:11I found this grease.
16:12And then I remembered that you thought it was a great idea.
16:15You did say it was a great idea.
16:17I heard you say it.
16:20So, it's not the dumbest idea.
16:23It's not the greatest one, either.
16:25But the fact remains we gotta move these boxes.
16:26And it's clear we're not gonna carry them.
16:30So, sadly, it's the best idea on the table.
16:32Exactly.
16:32Hey, I think we're ready to give this...
16:36Kim?
16:36Is he okay?
16:37He'll be fine.
16:41Surprise!
16:42Your new crew!
16:44Would you just fire me, man?
16:47Hey, why?
16:48Because you didn't win the lottery?
16:50How am I supposed to make you happy?
16:52You wanna make me happy?
16:53Huh?
16:54Yeah.
16:54Give me your job.
16:55Uh-uh. What?
16:56I'll do it better than you.
16:58I earned it.
16:59I deserve it.
17:00I got passed over.
17:01God knows why.
17:02Reasons I cannot and will not understand.
17:06The job was mine, Andy.
17:07Everyone said it was mine.
17:10Make me manager or fire me.
17:12I'm not gonna give you my job.
17:14It's my job.
17:15I earned it.
17:17And here's the thing.
17:18You weren't even next in line.
17:19I asked about you.
17:21I saw your file.
17:21You have a history of being short with people.
17:23And you hired Glenn, your buddy, to replace you in the warehouse.
17:27He was underqualified.
17:28They saw that.
17:29Also, Daryl, FYI.
17:31I already told this to Andy, but you should probably know, I technically don't have a hearing problem.
17:36It's just when there's a lot of noises.
17:39Nate!
17:39Please.
17:41Thank you.
17:45You have no business education.
17:47You were gonna take classes under DiAngelo.
17:50What happened to that?
17:51He died.
17:51He didn't die.
17:52His brain died.
17:53And my brain is still very much alive.
17:55And I'd be happy to give you business classes.
17:58How come you haven't asked me about it?
17:59What was the last...
18:01I'm having...
18:02No part of this has anything to do with you.
18:06I didn't have time because of my daughter.
18:09Oh, but you had time for a softball clinic.
18:11A Mediterranean cooking class.
18:13Hey, I'm not gonna tell you this stuff if you're gonna throw it back in my face.
18:15Hey, here's the thing.
18:17Joe saw something in you.
18:19She loved you.
18:19She gave you the shot and then you stopped pushing.
18:23She noticed.
18:32Okay.
18:33Okay what?
18:37Okay.
18:38Don't fire me.
18:44Okay.
18:46My future is not gonna be determined by seven little white lotto balls.
18:50It's gonna be determined by two big black balls.
18:54I control my destiny.
18:57I do.
18:59I put some guys on tonight.
19:01Best of your bunch and my bunch.
19:03Tell you now though, it's gonna be mostly my bunch.
19:05Yeah.
19:06That makes sense.
19:07Okay.
19:08Good.
19:09All right.
19:10What is going on?
19:12Oh, hey guys.
19:13Why is a forklift in the wall?
19:15Why is the truck empty?
19:17Uh, it's not totally empty.
19:18Is that grease on my floor?
19:21Okay.
19:22I can see why you're angry you're coming into this cold, but believe me, a lot of thought went into
19:28this.
19:28And did your brains tell you to ruin these boxes with grease?
19:31Okay.
19:32Daryl, listen and then you will understand.
19:35The boxes were ruined during our first trial testing.
19:38So now it's cool cause we found another use for them.
19:41Okay.
19:42All right.
19:43That's...
19:44Look, all we were trying to do is we thought we could come up with a more efficient way to
19:47do things.
19:48And?
19:49And we did.
19:50I don't know.
19:51Jim, tell them what it's called.
19:53That's all right.
19:54No, Jim, tell them what a name is.
19:56It doesn't matter what the name is.
19:59Senor Lodenstein.
20:00That's stupid.
20:01Senor Lodenstein.
20:03Tell them why it's called that, Jim.
20:05That's okay.
20:05We're good.
20:06Jim.
20:07Now, Jim, tell us why it's called Senor Lodenstein.
20:12Por que es muy rápido.
20:13Okay.
20:14You know what?
20:15It's been a real busy day.
20:15What do you say we put all this away?
20:17Let me see it.
20:18It's uh...
20:19It's in beta testing.
20:20Let me see it.
20:21Get the thing.
20:21Go.
20:22Lube it up.
20:23Kevin, start mopping.
20:24Uno.
20:25Dos.
20:26Trace.
20:31Yeah.
20:32I lost my client.
20:35I already won the lottery.
20:36I was born in the U.S. of A, baby.
20:39And as backup, I have a Swiss passport.
20:41I would spend a lot of time launching my true crime podcast, The Flenderson Files.
20:47Dum-bum-bum.
20:49Flenderson Files.
20:50We came to an agreement.
20:52We're going to live in a stunning pre-war brownstone at the top of a mountain.
20:56Right.
20:56It's city and country combined.
20:58Just a subway stop away are the best museums in the world.
21:01And I can fish right from the window of Pam's pottery studio.
21:04And we can chat anytime we want.
21:06Just like now.
21:08Just like now.
21:10Too bad the schools are terrible, but what are you going to do about that?
21:13What are you going to do?
21:13No.
21:27Yeah.
21:36Just like now.
21:42Yeah, I'm going to go upstairs now.
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