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00:01Tonight, on The Dukes, Boss goes for the gold, but gets the mean green machine instead.
00:20I'm gonna do a wheelie hit!
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:49Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Making their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fighting the system like a two modern day Robin Hood
01:26Yee-haw!
01:31As y'all might have noticed, in Hazard County, sugar comes in very interesting packages
01:36Here you go, sugar!
01:37Of course, in Hazard, they tend to have their own way of doing things
01:40For example, you're watching the Hazard Extended Lunch Break
01:43Which sort of explains why a lot of folks, once they get to Hazard, tend to want to stay
01:50Anywho, old Coy and Vance Duke were enjoying a typical Hazard luncheon meeting
01:54When it all commenced
01:55That is, to say, it all started
01:58Don't you know?
02:08Vance Duke, are we playing or not?
02:10I need a little time out, Bonnie
02:12You throw it around with Ellie Mae for a while
02:15Coy, get your tail over here for a minute
02:20Be right back, sugar
02:21Hold this for me, will you?
02:22You see? Coy talks to sugar, too
02:24Dang it, Vance!
02:25Me and Ellie Mae were just getting to know each other
02:28What you got up your sleeve this time?
02:29Cause I'd like to...
02:30Take a look here
02:32The tire tracks?
02:33That's the reason you called me over here?
02:35I don't think you're playing with a full deck, buddy Roe
02:37Yeah, well that may be
02:39I got a strange feeling we've seen this oversized track before
02:42Take another look
02:48The Mean Green Machine?
02:49Well, hey, it's been long gone, hasn't it?
02:51Uh-huh
02:52We never saw where it went, or who went with it
02:54Uh-huh
02:56Man, if that machine's back in Hazard, we're all in for a heap of trouble
02:59Well, just take the girls back and check this out
03:03Alrighty, Ellie Mae ain't gonna like this
03:05Uh, Bonnie? Ellie Mae?
03:07I'm afraid we're gonna have to call off the picnic
03:12Vance Duke, I spent all morning getting that picnic lunch made
03:15Not to mention another date I could have
03:18I know, sugar, listen
03:19Now while Vance and Coy was busting up their party
03:22And creating difficulties with their social life
03:25Boss Hog was like a tot in a toy store
03:29Drooling over the Hazard Gold and Silver Bullion Emporium
03:31Which he was planning to bust into
03:33Let's do that
03:35Come on
03:40Go
03:40Ooh, ooh, ooh
03:43Look at that
03:44Look at that
03:45The Jefferson Davis GoldCorn collection
03:47Yeah, come to it
03:48All in a box
03:50Well, what do we have here?
03:53What do we have here is my fat little fink friend
03:56In case I'm gonna figure it'd be a job for the Mean Green Machine
03:59I knew when we'd bust out of the slammer, when we'd come back here, he'd lead us right to it.
04:03But I never figured that he'd finger the job for us.
04:06Remember that guy driving?
04:08He's one of the bad dudes that sold Boss that Mean Green Machine in the first place.
04:12I reckon he wants it back, huh?
04:14Especially them Dukes for putting me in jail.
04:23Oh, doesn't no sight of all that gold give you a quiver in your liver?
04:26Yeah, brings tears to the eyes.
04:29And hunger pangs to the pocket.
04:31Yeah, I do.
04:35Boy, those suckers are shiny, aren't they?
04:44Hey, boys, listen.
04:46Those coins are old, aren't they?
04:48I wonder what the hysterical value of those coins are.
04:51You mean historical?
04:53That too.
04:53Yeah, but what I'm wondering is how much them coins is worth.
04:57Just melt it down.
04:59You're going to melt them?
05:04Yeah, thank you.
05:06You know, just watch.
05:12They're leaving.
05:15Now all they've got to do is lead us to that machine.
05:18We're going to get us one million dollars.
05:21And then, Baxter, we're going to even the score around here.
05:24We'll smash down everything in this cow town.
05:28All right, boy, let's do it.
05:36Now, while them bad guys was tagging after Boss waiting for him to make a move to the mean green
05:40machine that they was after,
05:42Coy and Vance were out looking for some sign of it themselves while filling in Daisy and Uncle Jesse and
05:47Cooter.
05:47It was that same kind of strange 12-ply off-road job that machine used.
05:52Well, it could be.
05:53Ain't nobody around here runs on that kind of tire.
05:56Y'all tell which way it will.
05:57No way.
05:58Once that track's hit the pavement, there's no way of telling where it went.
06:01If that infernal machine is backing, everybody in Hazard County stands to lose life, limb, property, or anything else that
06:07happens to get in this way.
06:09Y'all think a call to the state police is in order?
06:11We got nothing to tell them, Daisy.
06:13We don't know for sure whether it's back or what it's planning to do.
06:16There's no sense in letting Roscoe know about it.
06:18Boss and Roscoe were tied up with that machine before, and they're bound to be tied in again.
06:21We'd just be tipping our hands.
06:23While you boys look for the machine, Daisy and me, and we'll keep our eye on J.D.,
06:27I'm headed back for Hazard right now.
06:29Over and out.
06:30And I'm heading for the board's nest.
06:31If I see anything, I'll holler.
06:33Bye, fellas.
06:34Y'all, I got me a tow job up around Walnut Grove, and if I see anything, I'll give y
06:38'all a holler, here?
06:39All right, Cooter.
06:39This is lost sheep coming loose.
06:41Crazy, Cooter, and I'm gone.
06:45Now, y'all hang on to whatever's loose, and you just watch what some country boys can put together.
06:52Hey!
06:52Whoa, whoa, whoa.
06:53Didn't you see that?
06:54Why, it went right through there.
06:55You can see it, huh?
06:55I saw that.
07:02Oh, look at that.
07:03Oh, look at that.
07:04Jumping sheep.
07:05Did you see that?
07:06I saw that, too.
07:07Oh, look at that.
07:10Oh, look at that.
07:16Listen, boys, you know something?
07:17You know what that vehicle reminds me of?
07:20What?
07:20A combination barbecue pit and a steamroll.
07:24Roscoe, I tell you, there ain't no way that nothing or nobody can stop that machine from getting into the
07:30gold and silver emporium.
07:32Yeah, once this day is done, that green thing is going to deliver us $1 million in gold.
07:39Oh, jeez.
07:40Boss, let me ask you one little question here.
07:42Hmm, what's this?
07:43How's that machine going to pick up that chest of coins, anyway?
07:46Wow.
07:47With my latest stroke of genius, that's how.
07:49Oh, that.
07:50Wait a minute.
07:50I'll show you.
07:51Oh, Tucker, this is me.
07:53See, that was quite a show.
07:55Now, let's see that special grip will go to work.
08:11Oh, look at that.
08:13Is that little old magnet to answer your question?
08:16Oh, that's marvelous.
08:18I tell you, listen, boss, you know something?
08:20You're the only man I know that could steal a man's teeth and then come back for the gums.
08:25Good.
08:25All right, Tucker, everything looks just fine.
08:27Now then, you take that magnetic monster back to the hideout till it's time to pass the collection cleave.
08:34I'm going in.
08:44Listen, I'm telling you, this is one of your better ideas.
08:47Yeah.
08:47I mean, that's super.
08:48I love that.
08:49It was marvelous.
08:53Let's go get it.
09:25Coy and Vance, Jesse, and old Cooter didn't see hiding their hair of that machine on the road.
09:30The Dukes were right in fearing boss's machine.
09:33At least they knew how boss operated.
09:38Hey, Bert, the coast looks clear to me.
09:40Why don't we get us one of them cold beers?
09:45Can I get you one, buddy?
09:49What do you want to mess with this machine for?
09:51She's running real good.
10:04Just hold it right there.
10:09Tie him up.
10:12All right, on the floor.
10:15That's it.
10:23Daisy went to the boar's nest to look for boss, since he was the only connection they had to that
10:28infernal machine.
10:42You got us plenty of time before we make the hit.
10:45What do you say we find them Duke boys that bust up that orange car of theirs, huh?
10:54Hey, Vance, look over there.
10:57It looks to me like we just missed hitting the jackpot.
10:59Let's go take a closer look.
11:03It looks like it's practicing for an all-out war.
11:06Yep.
11:08I know one thing for sure.
11:10We ain't gonna take that thing on without something to fight it with.
11:13What do you say we hightail it back to the farm and get what's left of them dynamite arrows to
11:17sort of even up the odds?
11:20Spoken like a man looking for a fair fight.
11:22All right, let's go.
11:24Trouble is, them bad fellas don't exactly fight fair.
11:29While Coy, Vance, and them bad dudes was heading for a showdown,
11:33boss was already back at his boar's nest office.
11:36All right.
11:36A million dollars in gold.
11:38This is his first hope for Mama.
11:40A million dollars in gold.
11:42Golds don't color for flashes.
11:46Roscoe, you know what a man can do.
11:47And Daisy was just outside of it, hoping to hear what boss and Roscoe was planning to do with that
11:52machine.
11:53By all those jawbreakers he wants, with his 50% of your 50%?
11:57Yeah, well, who said anything about him or you or anybody getting 50%?
12:01Me.
12:02Not this time.
12:03Not this time.
12:03No, all you're gonna get is 10%.
12:0510%.
12:06Yeah, less expensive.
12:07Yeah.
12:08Expensive.
12:09Hey, boss.
12:10Huh?
12:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
12:12What's going on here?
12:13Say, ain't you supposed to be out there protecting my machine?
12:16There ain't no machine to protect.
12:18What?
12:19Somebody stole it.
12:20Two guys jumped us.
12:21Oh!
12:22Somebody stole my machine!
12:24Oh, here goes my 10% of whatever I was gonna get.
12:27I'll get out of CPB.
12:29Roscoe, you got a mind like a whip.
12:31Only it just slipped.
12:33No, we're gonna get the machine ourselves.
12:35Oh, actually.
12:35Come on.
12:36Come on.
12:38Get off of me.
12:39This reminds me of the time old boss opened the Hazard Roller Skating Palace.
12:43Give me up.
12:44And saved money on skates.
12:46Well, they covered his skating rink with marms.
12:48Oh, here's your shoes!
12:50Oh, here's your shoes!
12:52Oh, here's what it is!
12:57Lost sheep.
12:58Lost sheep.
12:58Are you out there?
12:59It's Bo Peep.
13:00Lost sheep right back at you, Daisy.
13:02I've got a real barn burner for you, fellas.
13:04Boss did have that mean green machine, but he ain't got it no more.
13:07Somebody ripped him off.
13:09That'll knock the shingles off the roof.
13:11Who do you figure done it?
13:14Why don't you ask me to sell?
13:15There they are.
13:19Hey, it looks like that orange car you told me about.
13:22It must be them Duke fellas.
13:23Well, ain't that neighborly.
13:24Them coming out to greet us like that.
13:26Well, we got the bow and two of those exploding arrows left.
13:29A couple of arrows ain't gonna do much good against King Kong out there.
13:39The fellas caught a bow and arrow!
13:41Huh?
13:49You got us!
13:57Hey, where'd it go?
13:58He went back to us.
14:02All right, let's scorch him.
14:03All right.
14:06Try to barbecue us again, Barnard.
14:11Maybe I'll get through this way.
14:13We're in the heck time to get near him.
14:14We got it, boy.
14:15We got to stop him.
14:16We got to be kidding with what?
14:17The only thing we got is here.
14:20If I get this over the front of the machine,
14:22he'll be driving blind.
14:23I'll have to pull over.
14:23See if he can get up broadside as close as he can.
14:26Aye, aye, Skipper.
14:36Yeah, this thing's not running right.
14:38I think there's something wrong.
14:50Now, if it gives you a pause to watch old Vance attack a tank
14:54with a dry blanket,
14:55y'all should have seen him play linebacker for a hazard high.
15:25Let's go back and finish him off!
15:27Let's go back and finish him off!
15:30We got to clear it up first
15:31or we ain't going to be able to pull that job
15:33and the gold's shipping out this afternoon!
15:35Dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it!
15:37Just get him to the joint looking down!
15:43You all right?
15:46The only thing hurting is my pride.
15:48Are you going to sit there on your pride
15:49or you want to get after him?
15:50Come on!
15:50Well, until he gave us a bigger stick to chase it with.
15:54I never saw that one fella before.
15:56But Hatfield was driving that thing.
15:58I thought Hatfield was in the slammer.
15:59Not unless he can be in two places at the same time.
16:01I found out something else, too.
16:03Well, come on, the suspense is killing me!
16:05Thanks to them dynamite arrows,
16:06those fellas ain't going anywhere
16:08without making some engine repairs.
16:15And that means they got to hold up somewhere for a while.
16:17There'll be a good chance for Uncle Jesse and Daisy
16:19to poke around town a little,
16:20see if anyone saw Hatfield or that other fella
16:22at the diner or hotel.
16:23Never know what kind of word they might pick up.
16:26Now, figuring if they'd at least bought themselves some time
16:28and maybe another crack at them bad guys
16:30and the mean green machine,
16:32the boys headed back to the Duke farm
16:33for some more dynamite and arrows.
16:36Boss and Roscoe always had some plans
16:38to get that machine back again.
16:39But they had a long road to hold
16:41to get to where they're going.
16:42Oh, terrible, terrible!
16:44Then why are you eating them?
16:45What?
16:46Those hard things.
16:47Oh, I don't mean...
16:49God-breakers.
16:50Oh, no, they're pretty good.
16:51All I mean is somebody's stealing my machine.
16:54Well, they're crooks.
16:55That's what they are.
16:55Just plain, unadulterated crooks.
16:57I sure wish I knew who they are.
16:59Well, don't worry about it.
17:00I'll catch them.
17:01Well, I'm not sheriff of this county.
17:03Don't worry.
17:04If we don't, you ain't.
17:06Listen here.
17:07Listen.
17:08I'll get them.
17:08I'll get them like they ain't never been got.
17:11All I'm trying to figure out
17:12is how we're going to stop them
17:13in that infernal machine.
17:15How?
17:15Yeah.
17:15By arm and ourselves to the teeth.
17:17Oh.
17:17Right down to the gunk.
17:18Good.
17:19Yeah, that's why we're driving
17:20to the state guard army right now.
17:22Oh, I love it.
17:23I love it.
17:23You know what we'll get?
17:25We'll get one of those horwitchers.
17:27Huh?
17:27The horwitchers.
17:28Oh, you mean a howitzer.
17:29Yeah, we'll get one of them, too.
17:30Good.
17:31Even better, we'll get a tank.
17:32We'll get two tanks.
17:33One for you and one for me.
17:34A big fat one.
17:34Please, please, please.
17:36Don't go on like a wrong-playing idiot, will you?
17:38No.
17:39Just drive, drive, drive.
17:40Well, I like hot pursuit in a tank.
17:42I ain't never done that.
17:43Dude, dude, dude.
17:44Sure it was such a hot idea
17:46bringing them back here to work on.
17:47Safest place I could think of.
17:49Hogg would never figure
17:50we'd hide it where he did.
17:51Well, how's it coming?
17:53It ain't.
17:55Carburetor's clogged.
17:57We're gonna need us a real mechanic.
18:00Let's go find this one.
18:21While Daisy was going to town,
18:26Toy and Vance loaded up with arrows and dynamite
18:29and headed out to look for the mean green machine.
18:40And Uncle Jesse was already in town
18:42keeping an eagle-beagle eye peeled.
18:45But then there's that famous pithy hazard saying,
18:48don't ever worry about nothing ever turning out wrong.
18:51Because it usually won't.
18:55Boss and Roscoe, meanwhile,
18:57had armed themselves to the teeth.
18:58I tell you, little chubby buddy,
19:00I'm proud of you.
19:01The way you shucked and jived
19:02those armory fellas
19:03telling we needed that bazooka
19:05for official sheriff's business.
19:07Well, one of us has got to use his head.
19:09Yeah.
19:10And I mean the one with the head.
19:11Right.
19:12Yeah.
19:12That's right.
19:13This bazooka sure is a thing
19:14to stop my machine and get it back.
19:16Yeah, stop it.
19:17Like I always say,
19:18the best offense is a bigger offense.
19:21Right.
19:21And I tell you,
19:22we are the most offensive people in these parts.
19:25Yeah.
19:25Of course,
19:26now, what old boss and Roscoe didn't know
19:28was that machine that they was looking for
19:30was right back where old boss
19:31had hidden it in the first place.
19:33And if them bad guys
19:34was right in hazard that very minute.
19:36So there he was,
19:37that old blue pick-up.
19:39He chased it clear across the ballot.
19:41You heard anything from going, Vance?
19:43Yeah.
19:43And not a word.
19:44You know,
19:45that green machine could be almost any worse.
19:48That's why I brought this one off.
19:49Afraid you ain't gonna get a chance to use it.
19:51Drop the gun, old man.
19:52Put your hands over your head
19:53if you like living.
19:54Now, don't get excited, son.
19:56See here, watch me.
19:57Watch me.
19:57I'm putting it down.
19:59There you are.
20:00Well, now, ain't y'all bad
20:02talking to him like that.
20:03Why don't you try talking to me like that?
20:04Because we're going for a little trip first.
20:07No.
20:07See, I'm real particular
20:09about who I go riding around with.
20:13Ah!
20:17Ah!
20:18Ah!
20:18Ah!
20:19Ah!
20:20Ah!
20:21Ah!
20:21Ah!
20:22Ah!
20:25Ah!
20:25Ah!
20:26Ah!
20:27Oh!
20:27Oh, he's right there
20:28the old man gets it.
20:29I'm okay.
20:29Do what he says.
20:33All right, tie up the old man.
20:35You, get your tools
20:37and get in the van.
20:37Well, come on.
20:38I ain't got time to waste.
20:40What, you're all fired?
20:41Hurry.
20:42J.D.'s bank ain't going nowhere.
20:44None of your business, old man.
20:46Besides,
20:47Hog's bank is chicken feed.
20:49Now,
20:50we going with you?
20:52Or without you?
20:53Hang on there a second.
20:55I'll go with y'all
20:56on one condition.
20:57You leave him alone.
20:59No worry about it.
21:00He ain't the Duke we want.
21:02What y'all want with me?
21:03Get your tools.
21:04We'll show you.
21:07Now, move it!
21:09Come on, let's go.
21:10Come on, let's go.
21:10Go!
21:14Oh, my God.
21:42Shepherd of the Lost Sheep, Shepherd of the Lost Sheep, are you out there?
21:45Reading you loud and clear, Uncle Jesse. We're about a quarter mile outside of town.
21:50Listen, keep your eye open for a blue van. It's Hatfield and another fella, and they got Cooter.
21:55You were right about their engine. They needed a mechanic. Is Cooter all right?
21:59Well, he was when he left here, but you know Cooter and his temper.
22:03I just don't want Cooter to do anything crazy. You okay, Uncle Jesse?
22:06Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, except for some blues knuckles and being a little tied up.
22:13Listen, the main thing is to not get Cooter hurt, so you be careful, you fellas.
22:17Daisy, you reading all this?
22:18I ain't missed a word. Now, y'all make sure that Cooter and that van get back safe and sound,
22:22okay, fellas?
22:23I'll take care of Uncle Jesse.
22:24We won't have to look far. Here they come.
22:31No, we're stuck. Try rocking it.
22:40I don't see him, do you?
22:42No sign of him.
22:43Don't you boys count your chickens before they hatch. There ain't no quitting them new boys.
22:48You ain't kidding them boys. It's tougher than losing a tick on a hound's tail.
22:52Keep rocking it, Carter. We gotta get out of here.
23:03I think I got an idea. Pull over.
23:30now this thing might be slow and it might be ugly but it's sure shooting gonna have to be
23:35dealt with and probably at a bad time and a bad place let's go good idea that i'm holding
24:00try to slow down the dupes by blocking the road is like bailing a leaky boat with a rusty bucket
24:25here they come again
24:39hey you make another move like that and you buy yourself a pair of wings
24:43so if i ain't had the chance y'all be stuck in a fire
24:55we got it all right dang thing's flat
25:02lost sheep to shepherd bo peep we lost them hold up at cooters we'll be coming in
25:07yeah i figure it's about time to fall back and regroup
25:11now baxter and hatfield not only had that mean green machine but they had old cooter as hostage to boot
25:17neck blaster russell i'm gonna get that machine in my back if it's the last thing i do
25:21well one of these suckers ought to do it
25:27roy and vance met with jesse and daisy and tried to come up with some kind of plan to catch
25:31that
25:31machine and free cooter jesse you okay i seem to be slowing up a night oh no you aren't you
25:39know
25:39what's got me worried they could have that machine hit out in a hundred different places well even if
25:44we do find them we couldn't blast them without hurting old cooter anything happens to cooter i'll just die
25:49oh honey they need a mechanic too bad to do anything to him question is what they'll do with
25:54them when they don't need them anymore now look we don't even know what they're gonna do with that
25:57machine or when whatever it is they're gonna do it soon because they was in a mighty big hurry
26:03well shoot they could hit boss's bank anytime or any place in hazard for that matter except one
26:09look at this
26:15they said jd's bank was chicken feed that means they're going for something bigger and the only
26:20thing bigger would be the emporium there now then if they're gonna hit that they have to hit it this
26:26afternoon problem was how could they stop that machine in hazard without folks in town and old
26:32cooter getting hurt then an idea hit vance they stopped the machine after it moved out of town
26:38and to make sure that they didn't lose track in it vance needed some radio station equipment that
26:43only bonnie could get for him
26:47i told you i didn't want to talk to you bonnie honey do you think i want to call off
26:50that picnic
26:51there ain't nothing i'd rather do than have a picnic with you except maybe
26:59fans duke you can try sweet talking me all you want but the answer is still no okay then i
27:05mean
27:05if a guy can't turn to the gal he's taking to the church social then i don't know you mean
27:09that
27:13um but if anybody finds out i'm loaning you radio station equipment especially mr hog i could get fired
27:19in a minute trust me bonnie trust me trust me all right i'll go into engineering and see if i
27:27can get
27:27what you want thank you baby
27:37friends either vance could sell an arab sand or bonnie just ain't too swift you take your pick
27:45purrs like a kitten yeah well it helps if you know what you're doing i don't think you boys be
27:50quite so bad without them guns there oh shut up and get in there we're taking him with us
27:56insurance in case something else happens or in case our mechanic friend here threw a monkey wrench
28:02in the machinery you heard the man climb in you better keep a close eye on me you better not
28:08blink
28:08you just try just once come on get up in there ain't got all day
28:35now things were fixing to come together and time was running out
28:38so vance laid out his idea and what everybody was gonna do maybe here's one of those mini radio
28:43transmitters sends out a signal for over 20 miles sort of like one of them gizmos they put on a
28:47boat
28:48or a plane to give out their location in case of an emergency all we do is stick one to
28:51that machine
28:52when it comes to hit the emporium and the other to the general to pick up the broadcast signal
28:55and that signal gets located on that dish right there well sure sounds like it should work
29:00well how do we get that thing onto the machine though with this two-sided magnet right here
29:05now it ain't gonna be easy but since coin me got to be out there receiving the signal
29:09daisy's gonna have to try to slap this thing on the back of that machine when it rolls into the
29:12emporium vance and me'll be waiting outside of town ready to tell it back their hideout
29:17maybe i ought to warn the guards and the people in town so nobody gets hurt
29:21now sugar you sure you can handle your end are you kidding how could i miss anything that big
29:26i knew you could now everybody just remember cooter's gonna be inside that thing
29:31yeah well let's go pick our spots pretty neat idea if that transmitter works if daisy can land it on
29:40the mean green machine and that's providing the machine ever gets to hang
29:49proud to be those la folks were kind to me and i sure missed her i want a gun bush
30:12oh my god my bag my belt
30:29watch this
30:37now fighting is one thing but the drop of fella's britches is truly lacking in sportsmanship
30:57you know
31:10you know
31:13No, sir, I ain't got nothing to pursue it in.
31:15Give me that, give me that, give me that.
31:17Venus, this is J.D. Hawk.
31:19Listen, where is it? Where is it?
31:22Cottonwood Road heading straight for town, sir.
31:24Oh, we got him this time, Roscoe.
31:26Come on, let's go get him.
31:27All right.
31:36The problem right now is,
31:38who's going to get to that machine first?
31:41Daisy?
31:42Jesse?
31:44And call in advance, or Boss and Roscoe.
31:47There they are! There they are!
31:50Cops!
31:50Suppose they ain't never stopped us before.
31:52They ain't gonna stop us now.
31:55All right, stop, stop!
31:56So you can leave one of these shelves right over them.
31:58So they know we've been busy!
32:00Wait a minute, I gotta get this thing loaded.
32:02Load that sucker.
32:04I love that.
32:05All right, all right.
32:05Let's do it.
32:06Come on, get it out the window.
32:07They'll rue the day.
32:09Crazy cop's gonna fire a bazooka.
32:11Now, I sure hope old Roscoe's shooting is up to his usual poor standard.
32:15Roscoe and Boss don't know that Cooter's in that machine.
32:18And if Roscoe hits that machine square on,
32:20ain't nobody's car in Hasbro.
32:22Never gonna run right no more.
32:38You know what?
32:41Old Cooter will have that fixed in no time.
32:44If somebody can just rescue him.
32:46He's really that good.
32:48Now, I know everybody's been wondering, just like me.
32:51Reckon where old Enos sends off to get them weird under drawers?
32:57Let's test them.
32:58Let's test them out.
33:01Enos!
33:01It's mighty pretty pink on the way you got on there, son.
33:05Oh, Enos, do you know the penalty for interfering with the delivery of the U.S. mail?
33:09I'm awful sorry, Ms. Tisdale, ma'am, but I need a ride back to Hazard.
33:13Powerful, bad.
33:13Official business.
33:14Well, it's against postal regulation, but if it's official business, as you see,
33:19well, move the mail over and set your tail down in there.
33:22And don't fold spindle or mutilate.
33:25Yes, ma'am.
33:25I sure won't.
33:26And put that helmet on, Enos.
33:27Yes, ma'am.
33:28I sure will.
33:28You know about safety.
33:29Get in there.
33:30Yes, ma'am.
33:30Hang on, Enos.
33:32Yes, ma'am.
33:32He don't call me psycho mama for nothing.
33:34Yes, ma'am.
33:37Yee-haw!
33:38Woo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
33:49Folks, I think the mean green machine has arrived.
33:53Shepard Mo' Keepe, Shepard Mo' Keepe.
33:55Black sheep's in the meadow.
33:57I hear you, Shepard.
33:58I'm on my way to the roundup.
34:13Now, the good folks of Hazard did just as old Jesse had asked them to, to make things look right.
34:18Get high! Watch out, now!
34:20Look at the wheels! Look out!
34:24It's loose! Look out!
34:27That fool!
34:29We're almost at gold building. Hang on.
34:44All right, hold it right there! Drop your guns! Now! Come on now, move it!
34:50All right, you. You with a big nose. You lock up that chest. Move it!
34:56The rest of you, clear off this vehicle. Right now, come on, pronto. Move it, move it!
35:03Bet you don't make any funny moves, you're dead!
35:15Picking them up loud and clear.
35:17Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
35:30All right, y'all. Now, y'all get... y'all get over there in that corner. Hurry up, move it!
35:36All right, keep your hands up.
35:47I want y'all to count to a hundred real slow-like.
35:51And if you boys make so much as we move, we're gonna tear this town apart.
36:07The folks of Hazard had cleared the streets like Jesse had told them to do.
36:11So the machine would only damage things, not people.
36:22Oh, how dare you! Look at that car!
36:25Oh, it's a mess, ain't it?
36:26Yeah, I'll never get it fixed.
36:27I know it.
36:28What a way to air condition, ain't it?
36:30Oh, what are we gonna do now?
36:32You're gonna have to talk louder. I can't hear you.
36:34I said, what are we gonna do now?
36:35I don't know that.
36:36Don't do it.
36:37Oh, look, look, look.
36:43Look at that, another vehicle coming by.
36:45Yeah.
36:45Come on, we can get that one.
36:47I don't know if I can hit that little...
36:48No, don't hit it!
36:49We're gonna commandeer it to get the machine.
36:52Come on.
36:55Wait a minute!
36:56Hold it!
36:57Get it!
36:57Get out of the way!
36:59You don't want to drive one of these things?
37:01Are you kidding me?
37:02I was born on one of those.
37:03Oh, yeah?
37:04Just like you was born with a bazooka in your hand out there.
37:07All right, come on, come on.
37:08Let's see what you can do.
37:09Yeah, look at all that mill there.
37:12Ain't that too bad?
37:13Oh, my.
37:14Yeah, better pick it all up, man.
37:16Take this up here.
37:17Yeah, this is a couple of stuff, you know.
37:21All right.
37:24All right, that's good.
37:25All right, that's real good.
37:26Now, come on.
37:27Come on, get on this thing, will you?
37:28All right, give me that bazooka.
37:31All right, now.
37:36Sheriff, what about me, sir?
37:37Get back here, my motor truck.
37:39That's better for me.
37:40Come back here.
37:41Get your own shuttle wheels!
37:43Now, word of a million-dollar robbery spreads pretty fast anywhere.
37:47But in a town the size of Hazzard, about ten times as quick, I think.
37:51Oh, yes, those are pretty big, guys.
37:55Okay, let's pick up the mail now.
37:56Come on.
37:57Uh, Sheriff, this is Terry.
37:59They just busted in and got the gold.
38:01Oh, did you hear that?
38:03Yeah.
38:03They're getting away with all my gold coins.
38:06Don't let them do it.
38:07Don't let them do it.
38:08They've already done it.
38:10All right, we'll get after them and we'll get them.
38:12Listen, we got the bazooka.
38:14We'll blow them to smithereens.
38:16No, no, no, no, no.
38:19They're doing great.
38:21Here they come.
38:27Uncle Jesse.
38:28Hey, he just turned off.
38:30On to the old North Road.
38:31That cuts right into Fairview Junction.
38:33It runs clean out of Hazzard.
38:35One fork going to Central City and the other to the main road to Atlanta.
38:39North Road, did you hear that?
38:40Which means they ain't figuring to come to no hot out here.
38:43The Dukes are after my gold, too.
38:45I'm going to have to get to the machine first.
38:47I've cut across it to Hackett, please, out of the old North Road.
38:51Come on.
38:51Come on.
38:52Oh, no.
38:53Don't get that in my spokes there.
38:58Want to do a wheelie?
38:59Yeah, do a wheelie.
39:07Roscoe, if you ever have to live your life over,
39:11if I do, I hope I'm a duck.
39:14Uncle Jesse, you all still got that dynamite fuse with you?
39:17I got some here, but we can't use it.
39:20Cooter's in that thing.
39:22We don't want to get him hurt.
39:23Well, I figure we can force him to make a pit stop
39:25with us supplying the pit.
39:27Name the place.
39:28Fairview Junction.
39:29Now, you all take Indian Trail.
39:31Coy and me will cut onto the old North Road
39:33through the Hatchet Farm
39:34and try to hurt him at the right fork.
39:36And you all get ready to blow it when you get the word.
39:38I'm gone.
39:39See you there.
39:40Right behind you, Uncle Jesse.
39:46Come on.
39:47Get out of my left.
39:48Go.
39:48Go.
39:48You know, one thing you got to admire about Hazzard, folks.
39:52They got a double load of gumption and tenacity.
39:54Most folks would have give up
39:56and gone to the house by now.
40:05Holy cow.
40:06Boss has fired a bazooka at him.
40:07One of them things sticks.
40:08Cooter's got her.
40:10Boss, Roscoe, you got your ears on?
40:12As luck would have it,
40:13the wires on the cycle CB
40:14got all wet from the watering truck.
40:17Boss and Roscoe couldn't hear a thing.
40:20Oh.
40:20Oh.
40:28Give me a...
40:31All right.
40:32Look at that.
40:33The General Lee.
40:34You're retaining on us.
40:36They're after my goal.
40:37Move it.
40:38Move it.
40:39Now, Uncle Jesse, you be careful.
40:41Be careful.
40:42I've been using this stuff
40:43since I was eight years old blowing stumps.
40:45I know what I'm doing.
40:46I know what I'm doing.
41:12Daisy, tell him he's got 30 seconds,
41:14then let her rip.
41:15Uncle Jesse, you got 30 seconds.
42:04That machine is meaner
42:08than a Lulu hog before breakfast.
42:13Now, if that don't look like two butterflies
42:15trying to hurt a bull elephant.
42:17We're coming up on Fairview Junction real soon now.
42:19You hang on.
42:20We're going to drive them right into that right fork.
42:22Now, get ready to signal to Uncle Jesse and Roscoe.
42:25Fire it up, Uncle Jesse.
42:27Fire it up, Uncle Jesse.
42:28One and a two and a three and a four and five and a six and a seven and an
42:35eight and a nine
42:37and a ten and eleven and twelve and thirteen and fourteen and fifteen and sixteen and seventeen
42:46twenty and twenty and twenty and twenty and twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four.
42:56Move it!
43:11The race was now down to the fuse and the mean green machine.
43:19With the fuse getting to the finish line first, the mean green machine taking a pit stop.
43:26Cooter, are you all right?
43:27Yes, sir.
43:28I'm all right.
43:28And Crazy Coot making it almost a dead heat.
43:32This is Cooter's turn.
43:36That's one.
43:40And that's two.
43:41All right, Cooter.
43:42Not bad.
43:47Where the heck is Boston Roscoe anyway?
43:50You couldn't shoot a bazooka for me.
43:53You couldn't drive a motorcycle for me.
43:55What good are you?
43:56Well, I flew, didn't I?
43:57I got you up here.
43:59Where's my machine?
44:05Well, them gold coins went back to where they belong.
44:09And so did Baxter and Hatfield, right behind bars, which is where Daisy is.
44:14Serving up a round of beer and donuts.
44:16Cooter spraying for him, for the Duke saving his life and all.
44:20As for Boss, he had checks to write.
44:22His insurance company having to cover them two hazard patrol cars.
44:30But trust old boss to look for a way to get even.
44:33When the Dukes came to check out the mean green machine, it was gone again.
44:36And everyone around Hazard knows that Boss Hogg will try recouping his losses in the not-too-distant future.
44:44Now, where do you reckon he hit it?
45:13What do you reckon?
45:14What do you reckon?
45:18What do you reckon?
45:28I'm・I・I・N・DEU-PIN
45:29Go,ê and yeü.
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