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00:14What's the password?
00:16No one gave us any stupid passwords, Sheen.
00:18We were just told to show up.
00:19Then how do I know you're really Cindy and Libby?
00:23Okay, okay, stop! I believe you, you're Libby!
00:27But how do I know you're Cindy?
00:28Just open the stupid door!
00:30Yep, that's you.
00:38Sorry ladies, I'm gonna have to search you.
00:45She's clean!
00:46Thank you for coming, you two.
00:48For once, I'm really glad to see you.
00:50I'll give you ten seconds to tell us what this is all about.
00:53Maybe I should let our guest explain.
00:55Greetings, honorable children.
00:58I am Princess Guanxi Su, last heir to the Su dynasty.
01:02But my friends call me Peggy.
01:04Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Peggy Su.
01:07Do you think she's married?
01:08Get your tongue off the floor.
01:11It was Princess Su who contacted me.
01:13Goddard, activate holo program 7A.
01:187A, I said 7A!
01:21This is the egg drop jade, a priceless gem that has been in my family for generations.
01:27The jade has an unstable atomic structure, which can channel near infinite amounts of raw energy.
01:33Knowing this, my evil brother, a boy named Su, has built a deadly doomsday device.
01:41When powered by the egg, this device could enslave the entire free world.
01:46And that's where we come in.
01:48The egg's currently on display at the Retroville Museum.
01:51The security system is state of the art, but that won't stop us.
01:55You want us to help you rob the Retroville Museum.
01:58Have you popped the synapse?
02:00The egg has got to be secured before Peggy's evil brother steals it.
02:04And to do that, I'll need your help.
02:06Pinch me Libby, I'm in shock.
02:08You need our help?
02:10I can't do it by myself.
02:11You've all been chosen for this operation because you each possess a unique skill.
02:16Really? What's my skill, Jimmy?
02:18It's personal hygiene, isn't it?
02:20Well, actually, Carl, I was hoping you could stay and keep the prince's company while we're gone.
02:26But I want to help save the free world, too.
02:29Please let me help, Jimmy, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
02:33Look, Neutron, if it's for the good of the free world, then I guess we'll help.
02:37Just shut him up.
02:38Okay, Carl.
02:39Carl, okay.
02:40Hey!
02:41You can help.
02:42By, um, uh, by providing nourishing snacks for quick energy.
02:46Yay!
02:47Who likes fruit cherries?
02:49So, bearing in mind that Carl will provide snacks, here's the plan.
03:18Hey, Lou.
03:19I just got this kid sneaking around the service entrance.
03:22Very suspicious.
03:23What are you doing here, kid?
03:25Hello, my name is Pete...
03:27Steve!
03:27Steve!
03:28And I am a diversion...
03:30I mean, I am collecting money for the United Magicians Retirement Fund.
03:35I love magicians.
03:36Hey, kid, you know any magic card tricks?
03:39Do I?
03:40Allow me to direct your attention away from the wall of security monitors.
03:47Sheen should be distracting the guards right about now.
03:50This hypersonic blast will be nasty, but it should freeze the alarm system.
03:54Ready, Libby?
04:07The alarms will stay frozen as long as you sustain that note, Libby.
04:10Everyone else, go!
04:19Stop!
04:20Nobody move!
04:24Good call, Carl.
04:26But how did you know this hall was rigged with pressure sensors?
04:28I didn't.
04:29I just thought we could use a snack.
04:31You're up, Cindy!
04:33Can you reach that control box without setting foot on the pressure sensors?
04:37With the energy boost from this raspberry, too, as she can!
04:45Hee-yah!
04:47Ha!
04:50Ha!
04:51Hee-yah!
04:53Ha!
04:59We've got ten seconds.
05:00Hurry!
05:04The sensors are back on the line.
05:06Stay where you are, Cindy.
05:08No problem.
05:08But you'll come back for me, right?
05:10Right?
05:12Is this your card?
05:14No.
05:16Oh.
05:17Well, is this your card?
05:19For the tenth time, no!
05:22Sheesh, you're not a very good magician, are you?
05:24You also lack showmanship.
05:26I'm going back to the monitors.
05:27Uh, well, wait!
05:28Time for plan B.
05:29Who likes balloon animals?
05:34Look!
05:35An albino snake!
05:55Okay, Carl.
05:56Now, Goddard will lower me down on tension wires and...
05:59Oh, no!
06:01Goddard must have suffered hypersonic damage from Libby's high note!
06:04It's up to you, Carl.
06:06I'll have to lower you down manually while you retrieve the egg.
06:09Me?
06:09Just replace the real jade egg with this replica, and we're done.
06:17Let's do it!
06:21Let's do it!
06:24Let's do it!
06:32Let's do it!
06:35Oh, look at the pretty lights.
06:38Don't touch them, Carl!
06:40Those are infrared security beams.
06:42Infrared?
06:43But, Jimmy, I'm allergic to infrared.
06:57Carl, no!
06:58Action!
07:02Ah!
07:03Oh, no!
07:04I got...
07:04Um...
07:05Quick, Carl!
07:05Switch the eggs!
07:06Oh, no!
07:08Ah!
07:19We did it, Carl!
07:20We got the jade egg!
07:21Yeah, Jimmy, about that...
07:23In no time, Carl!
07:24We gotta move!
07:27And this is the Horned Grimlock from Ultralord episode 42...
07:31Holy shazbots!
07:33Ultralord's on TV now!
07:35Hey, where's Ultralord?
07:37Every channel has the same stupid show.
07:40Intruders on level three.
07:43It won't last two seasons.
07:46Intruders on level three?
07:47I'll go!
07:48You watch the kid.
07:50You're in big trouble, kid.
07:53Attack, my pet!
07:54Ah!
07:57Hey, Neutron!
07:58What about the pressure sensors?
08:00No time!
08:01Come on!
08:07Run!
08:10Run!
08:13Ah!
08:16Ah!
08:18Ah!
08:18Ah!
08:19Ah!
08:19Ah!
08:19Ah!
08:21Ah!
08:28Ah!
08:29Ah!
08:33Ah!
08:35Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:37Ah!
08:47Oh, thank you, Jimmy Neutron.
08:49I knew that only your enormous, big, smart brain
08:52could accomplish this deed.
08:54Well, I couldn't have done it without a little help from my friends.
08:57Really?
08:58Then I suppose it is only fitting that your friends...
09:02share in your ultimate downfall.
09:05Jimmy, I think the princess needs a throat lozenge.
09:08That's not the princess!
09:11That's Professor Calamitous!
09:13Thank you, Jimmy.
09:15Phase one of my doomsday plan is now complete.
09:19Phase two hasn't really been worked out yet,
09:22but I'm confident that it will be very, very evil.
09:28A force field!
09:30We're trapped!
09:30Don't worry, Jimmy.
09:31I've got the princess.
09:32You're safe with us, my darling.
09:39Isn't it beautiful?
09:41I tried using more common crystals to power it,
09:45but they all cause catastrophic meltdowns.
09:49Meltdowns from common crystals?
09:52Uh, Jimmy...
09:53Not now, Carl.
09:54I can still cancel out his force field with my null generator.
09:57But, but...
09:58Stand back, everyone.
09:59Jimmy, no!
10:02Carl, what have you done?
10:07Well done, Carl.
10:09When I ruled the Earth,
10:10you shall receive a charming gift basket.
10:13And now,
10:14it's doomsday!
10:24Perhaps I should have given phase two more thought.
10:28I'll get you, Jimmy Neutron!
10:36I was trying to tell you before, Jimmy.
10:39I think I got mixed up and left a real jade egg back at the museum.
10:44And the replica egg caused a meltdown.
10:47Carl, your stroke of stupidity has saved us all!
10:50Yup.
10:51Just one last piece of business to take care of.
10:54Who wants the last lemon chewy?
10:57Anyone?
10:57Anyone?
10:58Come on, it's lemony.
11:14Come on, Carl.
11:15Show me what you got.
11:16Ha!
11:17Ow!
11:19Okay.
11:20Sun check, birds check, kids playing check.
11:23Yes, sir.
11:24Looks like everything's hunky-dory in the world of Hugh Neutron.
11:28Sweet, leaping...
11:31CRUMPLESS!
11:33The defiler of beloved lawns everywhere.
11:35My response must be swift and brutal.
11:38Hey, Neutron.
11:39Just give her the old hedges a little trim before they start throwing off pollen spores.
11:43Yeah, Weezer, I'm gonna need my lawn lopper back.
11:45Well, gee, Neutron, I gave that thing back weeks ago.
11:48You must have forgot.
11:49Forgot about my lawn lopper 300 Pro Deluxe as seen on TV?
11:54I don't think so.
11:55Well, it's probably in your garage.
11:57Why don't you check?
11:57Actually, it's probably in your garage.
11:59I'll just go get it.
12:00Hey, I already told you I gave it back, you wingding.
12:03And I'm telling you, you didn't, Tool Hog.
12:05Cheese brain.
12:06Sneeze jockey.
12:07Noodle head.
12:07Just because my lawn is lush and silky while yours is limp and hard to manage, doesn't it?
12:12What?
12:13There's nothing wrong with my lawn.
12:15Oh, please.
12:17Dandelions, gopher holes, and these tacky ceramic lawn kitties, please.
12:21Oh, yeah?
12:22What about your stupid lawn ducks?
12:25They're the laughing stock of the entire neighborhood.
12:27No, you put that down right now.
12:29Hey, look at me.
12:30Quack, quack, quack.
12:31I'm a stupid lawn duck.
12:33Quack, quack, quack, quack.
12:34What?
12:35It's a Quaxula.
12:37No.
12:40Oopsie.
12:40That is the last straw, Weezer.
12:45From this point on, we are mortal enemies.
12:48Well, that goes double for me.
12:51Jimmy said Carl.
12:52From now on, we'll have nothing to do with him or anyone named Weezer or anyone who's
12:57ever Weezed.
12:57But, Dad, Carl's my best friend.
12:59Not anymore.
13:00Come on, Carl.
13:01From now on, the Weezers and the Neutrons are sworn nemesises.
13:05I think you mean nemeses.
13:07Yeah, don't correct our ignorant enemies, son.
13:09Now, into the house.
13:11The air out here is thick with the stench of Weezer.
13:15Bye, Jimmy.
13:16I'll never forget you.
13:18Don't worry, Carl.
13:19This feud can't last forever.
13:33Jimmy to Carl, Jimmy to Carl.
13:35Are you receiving me?
13:36Sure thing, Jimmy.
13:38I'm ready for our game of holographic Star Toad.
13:41Have at you then.
13:52Ah-ha!
13:53I knew it.
13:54Carl, I have nothing against you personally.
13:57But this is a Weezer-free home now.
14:04Bye, Jimmy.
14:08Bye.
14:08Bye.
14:09Now, son, I know this is hard.
14:11But you'll make other friends non-Weezer friends.
14:14But I want to hang out with Carl.
14:16And sooner or later, I'll invent a way to get around this feud.
14:19Hey, thanks for reminding me.
14:46Mom, I can't live like this.
14:48You've got to do something.
14:49Way ahead of you, sweetie.
14:52Fathers can be such silly heads.
14:54That's why I baked a Bramble Berry Pie as a peace offering to the Weezers.
14:59Of course.
15:00No one can stay angry when they're eating one of your pies.
15:02They've never failed yet.
15:04I'll have this ridiculous feud straightened out in no time.
15:09Good old Mommy.
15:11If anyone can get this mess back to normal, it's her.
15:14Ah!
15:14No!
15:17Sheen, what were you doing in there?
15:19I'm here to bring you and Carl back together through my exclusive Reach Out and Touch a Friend program.
15:24What are you talking about?
15:25Well, for just four bucks a month, I'll secretly deliver messages between you and Carl.
15:29He's already selected a rap-themed greeting for an additional three cents a word.
15:39Dear Jimmy, how are you?
15:40What's up?
15:41What's new?
15:42Look, our dads won't listen, but it's you I've been missing, and it makes me sad and blue, fool.
15:47Please respond.
15:48Your friend, Carl.
15:50Four bucks, please.
15:50Look, Sheen, this isn't necessary.
15:53My mom's over at Carl's patching up the feud right now.
15:55Ah!
15:56Oh, sweet heavens!
15:57No!
15:58No!
15:59Ah!
15:59Oh, my!
16:00Somebody!
16:00Get my back!
16:01Get my back!
16:02Ah!
16:02Ah!
16:03You knew my husband was allergic to brimbleberry pie.
16:06You're just a dupe for that hateful husband of yours.
16:09Hateful?
16:10You take that back!
16:11Never!
16:12Elegy-giver!
16:13Venom-spitter!
16:14Sea-wits!
16:15Hag-woman!
16:20Jimmy, I don't want you ever to mention the word Carl again!
16:26Sheen, can you arrange a little get-together with Carl?
16:29You're in luck, Jimmy.
16:30I'm having a special this month on super-secret meetings.
16:34May I suggest a Mexican bandino theme?
16:43Hi, Jimmy.
16:44Carl, please!
16:45We have to do this by the book!
16:47Oh, sorry.
16:49Hola, señor cactus.
16:51Que tal?
16:53Look, can we just get on with this?
16:54Whatever, dude.
16:55It's your money.
16:56It's really good to see you, Carl.
16:58Do you have the components I asked you to bring?
17:00Sure, Jimmy.
17:01Here's the perpetual motion gyro top you gave me last year.
17:05And here's the non-sucking hydraulic loopy straw you gave me.
17:08Great.
17:08My dad thinks he's cut me off from technology, but he forgot about Goddard.
17:14By combining these devices with extra parts from Goddard,
17:16I should be able to rig a chloroplastic crabgrass accelerator.
17:20Jimmy, our dads hate crabgrass!
17:23Exactly!
17:24Faced with an outbreak of crabgrass, they'll have to forget their feud
17:27and work together to save their lawns.
17:29There.
17:29This ought to do the trick.
17:31After all, science has never let us down before.
17:33What about the time science almost made that meteor hit the town?
17:36And the time science blocked out the sun and nearly created a second ice age.
17:39Okay, okay.
17:40Science almost usually never lets us down.
17:42Ready, guys?
17:44Wait!
17:45There's something yet to get settled.
17:47Okay, for contacting Carl, that'll be $3.75.
17:50Delivering the message in Spanish is another six pesos, so carry the one.
17:53Come on!
18:00Okay, guys.
18:01Here we go.
18:21Holy jumping catfish!
18:26There ain't stinkin' bananas!
18:30Oh, this is all your fault, Weezer!
18:33No, no.
18:34The crabgrass started on your lawn, Neutron.
18:36I guess this neighborhood just can't have nice things.
18:40You're both wasting time.
18:42The only way to fight an infestation this big is for you to work together.
18:45Never!
18:46No lawn is worth that!
18:48I'd rather be dipped in pickle juice and thrown to rabbit weasels.
18:52Ditto!
18:53Goodbye, old friend.
18:56Avenge you, I will!
19:00Drat!
19:01Why'd you buy science again?
19:03No!
19:03I can't let my friendship with Jimmy end like this!
19:08Carl, what are you doing?
19:09Don't!
19:10We need more crabgrass.
19:13More!
19:14More!
19:26You've started a mutagenic growth cycle, and it's out of control!
19:38Sugar Booger, we need perving power pronto!
19:43Mother, get the weeds, Fray!
19:59Back, third vine of death!
20:02Ow!
20:04Ah-ha!
20:06Yow!
20:34Take that!
20:35Like this!
20:37Like that!
20:38And more of this!
20:47Jim Jim!
20:48Carl!
20:50Oh, no!
20:53No!
21:05Thank goodness you boys are all right.
21:07Ma'am, does this mean that the feud is over?
21:10And Carl and I can be friends again?
21:12Well, the Weezers and the Neutrons may have the differences.
21:16But we'll just have to learn to get past them for the sake of the children.
21:20You betcha!
21:22I agree 100%.
21:23Just as soon as Weezer admits that he took my lawn lopper.
21:28I did not!
21:30Stupid head!
21:30Moron face!
21:31Mucus monkey!
21:32Duck lover!
21:33Duck lover!
21:34Oh, my scapula!
21:38Okay, okay!
21:39I just remembered, Sam at the candy bar paid me to send a message to Mr. Neutron.
21:44And he's chosen a festive poker theme.
21:47Thanks for letting me your lawn lopper.
21:49You're a lay-a-lay-a-lay-a-lay-hoo.
21:52I'll return it in the next few days.
21:54You're a lay-a-lay-hoo!
21:57That'll be four bucks, please!
21:58Ooh!
21:59Hmm?
22:00Of course, we could discuss a preferred customer discount.
22:02That's it.
22:03You're a swat!
22:04You're a swat!
22:05You're a swat!
22:05You're a swat!
22:16You're a swat!
22:46Hi, I'm Paul.
22:49Got a blast.