Primos lejanos - 4x02 - Aprendiendo a imponerse - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Un compañero de trabajo molesta a Larry y Jennifer cancela una cita con él. Gorpley decide no darle el aumento a Balki. Deciden apuntarse a un seminario sobre asertividad.

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00:00Distant Cousins

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02:59Distant Cousins

03:29Distant Cousins

03:59Do you know what I should have said to that Perkins?

04:07I should have told him to get lost with his Porsche

04:09Cousin, you can look at it this way

04:13Now everyone will think you have a Porsche

04:16Valky, you're as scared as I am

04:22You stood there and stood there and stood there and let Gorpley take away your raise

04:26People always walk all over us, look at this, I order a cheeseburger and it's a, a, a... What is this?

04:33Could it be a fish fillet?

04:44They never give me what I ask for.

04:45And do you know why? And do you know why they never give me what you don't say?

04:49No, no, no, because the waitresses intimidate me

04:58And she was only 14 years old

05:03Do you know what we should do? Eat the fish

05:08It's food for the brain

05:10Or is the brain food for fish?

05:13Valky, how can you be so polite?

05:18You see, cousin, in Mipos we have a saying

05:20Don't be too polite or too thin

05:23Well, this isn't Mipos

05:31Here, the polite boys arrive last.

05:35Hi, Jennifer

05:44Hi, Larry

05:44I can't go out with you tonight.

05:46A friend from high school is in town

05:48Won't that bother you?

05:49Oh, uh, no problem.

05:51I apreciate it

05:52Bye

05:53Bye

05:54Why did I tell him no problem?

06:00It's a big problem

06:01I have tickets for the ballet

06:04Okay, cousin

06:13I think what you should do is think of it as a problem that's coming Barysnikov's way.

06:17Barysnikov

06:18Valky, it's no laughing matter

06:24Let's face it

06:26We have trouble asserting ourselves

06:29Yeah

06:30Are you having trouble asserting yourself?

06:35Are you having trouble getting what you order at restaurants?

06:38Did your girlfriend stand you up at the last minute?

06:48When you ask for a raise, does your boss laugh in your face?

06:51People walk all over you as if you never existed.

07:00Well, stop

07:01If you're fed up with being pushed around

07:04Come to the advanced seminar this weekend and take charge of your life

07:09For more information, call 555 high

07:12And do it today

07:14Wow

07:21Telling truths in advertisements

07:26Valky, if only we had gone to a seminar like this a long time ago

07:32I would be parking in my spot and you would get a raise

07:34Cousin, there are two things you need to know about the mypiots right away.

07:39First, everyone enjoys a good pomegranate

07:42This doesn't fit here

07:49But the following is true

07:52We never ask for things like raises

07:55We believe that if we sow the seed of hard work

07:59And we watered it with a cheerful attitude

08:01A tree of blessings will take root and grow

08:06And then we will reap the rewards of our labor

08:09Which, in most cases, is the aforementioned pomegranate

08:14Terrifying

08:21And this comes from a country that has given us the Mediterranean fruit fly.

08:26Don't thank me.

08:29Okay, I'm going to that seminar

08:34Hello

08:39I want to enroll in the advanced seminar and take charge of my life

08:43Yes, I hope so.

08:46Valky

08:56Am at home

08:59How was your advanced seminar?

09:03Very instructive

09:05Good

09:06Valky

09:18Look at me, what do you see?

09:20Hey, cousin, I love this game, but you're making it too easy for me.

09:23You should have told me to cover my eyes

09:25Valky, open your eyes and I'll tell you what you see

09:30Do you see a man who ordered a cheeseburger and do you know what they gave him?

09:34One with anchovies

09:35To begin with

09:37But I returned it and got a cheeseburger instead.

09:43Okay, cousin, that's great.

09:46You have to tell me everything while we eat.

09:48I'll sit here

09:49High!

09:53OK?

09:55See, Valky?

09:56That's what I've learned today

09:58When someone tries to make you do something you don't want to do, just tell them

10:01High!

10:02In this case, I'm not hungry.

10:04But, cousin, why didn't you tell me before?

10:07High!

10:07I don't...

10:08Are you telling me what I should tell you?

10:12Um, I'm not sure what I'm telling you to tell me.

10:15But if you tell me you want me to stop telling you, I'll stop telling you.

10:19Valky, Valky, Valky, okay, I'm testing the new Larry Appleton

10:23A man who is fed up with being fed up

10:26I will open

10:29But only because I want to.

10:32Forward

10:35Hi, Larry

10:39Jennifer

10:39Hey, I can't hear about Sunday night.

10:41The supervisor said that...

10:42High!

10:46That?

10:47Jennifer, I don't want to know.

10:49I asked you out and you said yes

10:51So grab the supervisor by the horns.

10:52And tell him you're not going anywhere

10:54More than with me

10:56Do it now

10:57Okay, fine

11:03Valky, you are looking at a ruthless and miserable machine of imposition.

11:27Cousin, don't you think Jennifer will be angry?

11:38No, no, Valky, that's what they teach you in high-level training.

11:41To people, especially women

11:44They like it when you talk to them like that.

11:46Sure?

11:53Yes, well, they don't like it at first.

11:55But they quickly realize that you're doing them a favor.

11:59Do you think you're doing him a favor by talking to him the way you're talking to me?

12:06Exact

12:07Hey, Valky, out loud

12:10We learn that bending people's will

12:13It's the least selfish thing you can do.

12:16Cousin, I believe in being courteous to others

12:23Of course, and I believe it too.

12:26But before being polite to other people

12:28You have to be polite to yourself

12:31Oh really?

12:32Yeah

12:32Valky, how do you feel when you see other people get what they want?

12:39I feel happy

12:40Exact

12:41And other people will be happy to see you get what you want

12:45Yeah?

12:45Yeah

12:46So, if you want other people to be happy

12:49You have to do what you want

12:51Even if they're not happy when you're doing it

12:54Let me clarify this

13:00They can make others happy by doing what I want

13:06Even if what I do doesn't make them happy

13:09Because they don't realize how happy they'll be after I've done it.

13:14You're so nice

13:18You are a born tall person

13:22You are, really.

13:24Really

13:25Yes, you are.

13:26Valky

13:27Now I'm going to show you how to get your raise

13:31This

13:33It's your raise

13:35Pimo, this is a melon

13:39And the melons are fine

13:45But

13:45I was expecting money

13:47Valky

13:51This melon

13:53It represents

13:55Your increase

13:56Now look

13:57Come here

13:58Good

14:00All you have to do

14:03To get your raise

14:04It's coming all the way here

14:07AND

14:07Take it

14:09To one

14:09Good

14:13Now

14:14Valky

14:15Focus

14:17Get ready

14:18To achieve it

14:20Don't let any obstacle come between you and your increase

14:25Ready to get your raise?

14:28Go

14:29Do you have a spider on the back of your neck?

14:38Don't step on Dimitri

14:40What a terrible thing about Wayne Newton

14:43Does Wayne Newton's character happen to him?

14:45Uh-huh

14:45Cousin, I don't think I can do this

14:55Yes, you can

14:56Yes, you can

14:57Everything you need to do

14:58Is

14:59Focus your anger

15:02I have no anger

15:04Oh yes, you do have

15:05Don't have

15:07Yes, you do.

15:09Don't have

15:09Yes, you do.

15:10Don't have

15:11Don't have

15:12I have no anger

15:14Where do you think this came from?

15:22Valky

15:22This is the anger you feel for Mr. Gordplay

15:25The man who promised you a raise and then maliciously took it away

15:29Well, I must be stupid.

15:33I didn't know I had it.

15:38Look

15:38There's more on the site this came from.

15:41Don't you give half your paycheck to your mom?

15:46Yes, I do.

15:47That way he doesn't have to work so hard in his golden years

15:50And wouldn't you have sent half of the raise to your mom?

15:54Yes, I would have done it

15:56So by taking money from you

15:57Mr. Gordplay is taking money from your mom

16:02What kind of man would steal from an old woman?

16:08A bad man

16:09And so

16:10How does this make you feel, Valky?

16:14How does it make you feel?

16:16How does it make you feel?

16:17How does it make you feel?

16:18How are you...?

16:18Furious!

16:21Good

16:22Good

16:22But put me down

16:23Now

16:24What are you going to do with all this fury?

16:27I'm going to use it to get what I want

16:30Why are you going to get what you want?

16:31Because I'm selfish

16:33And why are you selfish?

16:34Because I want to make everyone happy

16:37Happy!

16:39Happy!

16:40Yeah!

16:40You want it!

16:41You want it!

16:47Valky, go in there and get your raise.

16:50Very well, Mr. Gordplay

16:58You will be able to run

17:00But don't hide

17:04Last week I politely asked him to move his car

17:28Did he refuse?

17:29I let him do it

17:31But those days are over

17:32I want him out of my square

17:34And I want you to do it now.

17:36Man

17:37He has gone to the advanced seminary

17:39Isn't that right?

17:42Well, yes, I went

17:43I went to that seminar last week.

17:45That's why I used their square

17:47I thought it would make him happy.

17:48Then I spent the weekend

17:52Telling my wife where she could go

17:55I went upstairs

17:56I asked for a raise

17:57And they kicked me out.

17:59Stop ruined my life

18:02Do yourself a favor

18:04Forget what they told you

18:06Before it's too late

18:08Valky!

18:22Mr. Gordplay

18:30Mr. Gordplay

18:31Mr. Gordplay

18:32Yes, yes, yes

18:33Go to Valky before I do.

18:34I want you to know

18:35What, what, what, what

18:36Know, know, know

18:37That he was hypnotized at a party

18:39And he thinks he's General Patón.

18:40If this is about a tearjerker story

18:45Regarding the increase in mypiot

18:46Calm down

18:47I thought about it over the weekend

18:49And I've decided to give it to him.

18:51Oh, really?

18:57Valky, Valky, Valky

18:59Hey, friend

19:00Hey, Valky, Valky, Valky

19:02Change of plans

19:03Not now

19:04Valky, Valky

19:07You got your raise

19:09Of course I have it

19:10Valky, Valky

19:13You can't do that

19:14Out of my way

19:16Little man

19:18Man

19:18I have an appointment

19:21With Dynasty

19:23Valky, Valky

19:26You have to tell Stop

19:28High!

19:29Cousin

19:29If you don't want to jump on the bandwagon of success

19:32Step aside

19:34Ah, Bartóko

19:46High!

19:50Sorry

19:50Nobody takes the bread out of my mother's mouth

19:55What are you talking about?

19:59I'm speaking from my mother's mouth

20:01And from the fact of taking money from her

20:05I deserve a raise

20:09And therefore it is mine

20:11I demand it now.

20:14Let me clarify this

20:17Are you demanding a raise from me?

20:22The mugger of mypiot mothers has understood.

20:26Do you know what this is?

20:33A sheet of paper

20:34Ha!

20:35Yeah

20:36But not just any sheet of paper

20:40This is the authorization for your increase

20:42I was going to put him on the payroll

20:45Of course I was going

20:47Don't be ridiculous.

20:48Did I get my raise?

20:53I have it

20:53Not anymore

20:58Valky

21:09Valky

21:10What happened?

21:13Valky

21:14Hey, look

21:15What are you doing?

21:17Focusing my anger

21:19We saw

21:29Good news

21:30Mr. Gopley

21:31He gave me back the raise

21:33That's great!

21:34Valky

21:35I'm afraid I owe you

21:37Apologies

21:38And I hope Mr. Gopley

21:40I haven't been hard on you.

21:41In fact

21:41All I said to him was

21:43That I had listened to you

21:44And it seemed to be enough.

21:46Valky

21:53I don't know how I fell

21:54In the absurd matter

21:55High

21:56I just wanted to learn

21:58To defend myself

21:59So that people

22:00He will not trample on me.

22:01Further

22:02I thought a little

22:03Of aggressiveness

22:04I could help

22:05Cousin

22:05It's good that you're learning

22:07To defend yourself

22:07As long as it is not

22:09At the expense of

22:09Of the others

22:10Know?

22:11In my post

22:12We have a saying

22:13Do you want to hear it?

22:13In the original version?

22:14A translation

22:15Alright

22:16Says

22:18You get more flies

22:19With honey

22:20With a rifle

22:21That's what I think.

22:29Anyway

22:35Alright

22:35You have learned a lesson

22:37Oh yes

22:37Valky

22:38I learned it

22:39Never

22:40Never

22:41I will fall again

22:41In something like this

22:42Blindly

22:43The good side

22:45We've repaired

22:46All the damage

22:46That we had caused

22:48Happens

22:50Oh Jennifer

22:54Larry

22:54I've been thinking

22:56How you caught me

22:57The other

22:57Yeah

22:57About that I want

22:58Don't ever speak to me again

23:02Never again.

23:03Cousin

23:14It was a good hook

23:16You'll give it to him.

23:17Next time

23:18Bye

23:19Thank you!

23:49Thank you!

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