00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
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01:30Distant Cousins
01:59Distant Cousins
02:29Henry Pryor said his dog cost him less than his wife.
02:33The license cost him less, and the dog already came with a fur coat.
02:36The well-known Annabelle Eastwood is so fat that when she bent down to pet her dog
02:51The press reported a lunar eclipse
02:54How can someone be so cruel to people?
03:07Valky, this is just a joke
03:09But what if you hurt someone?
03:12You never know who might be listening. At Mipos we have a saying
03:15You understand?
03:24Well, not really.
03:28It means if you spit into a storm, you'd better bring an umbrella.
03:34Valky, don't worry, I don't usually spit.
03:38No, cousin, it doesn't mean that if you say something cruel about someone it can backfire on you.
03:45Valky, this is humor.
03:47In America, people pay a lot of money to go to Las Vegas so that...
03:52John Rivers or Don Rickles insult them in front of their loved ones
03:56Is Don Rickles Wayne Newton's favorite comedian?
04:00TRUE
04:01That's right, and I think Wayne loves it when Don makes jokes about his mustache.
04:05So laughing at the dog show is like when Don laughs at Wayne
04:10More or less
04:12Well then, people will love reading your article in the newspaper
04:16No, no, no
04:17This is not what will appear in the newspaper
04:20It's a joke
04:21This is the one that will appear in the newspaper
04:23Can we send the joke one to Wayne?
04:27No, I think I'll send it to my brother Billy
04:30He'll burst out laughing
04:32Then I'll send Wayne the almond cookies like I do every month
04:36Cousin, cousin
04:40Can I make an American joke?
04:44Of course, go ahead
04:46Hey cousin
04:49I guess when they were handing out lips, they only gave you one.
04:53Why aren't you laughing?
04:59It's difficult with only one lip
05:03Frank, what can life be with eight letters?
05:11Hell
05:11That man is burned out
05:18Too much time spent on events
05:20I've never seen Frank so depressed
05:23Appleton
05:28Yes sir
05:29When I finish the article about the exhibition, Karina
05:32The editor wants to see it
05:33Does the editor want to see my article?
05:36Because?
05:37What is the editor's name?
05:39Mr. Wenright
05:40And who is sponsoring the exhibition?
05:43He...
05:43He...
05:43He...
05:44Wenright Dog Club
05:46Do you see the connection, Appleton?
05:52Oh, yes
05:53I understand now
05:54The publisher has sponsored the exhibition
05:57Good
05:59Don't forget to take the editor with you before you leave tonight.
06:03He wants to read it first thing in the morning.
06:05Yes sir
06:06Orplay?
06:07I'll bring it to you tonight, sir.
06:09Valky
06:10Have you heard that?
06:12The editor wants to read something I've written.
06:14Appleton
06:15I almost forgot
06:17Where is the report on the son of a bitch that I asked for?
06:20He didn't ask me, sir.
06:21Do I have to order everything?
06:23Learn to anticipate
06:24Where the hell is Goreplay?
06:30Valky
06:30Do me a favor, will you?
06:32Take the article I've written to the editor.
06:34It's in an envelope on my desk
06:36Go
06:44Oh, I love Moonlight
07:00What witty dialogue!
07:02I love it when they say
07:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
07:06How do they come up with those things?
07:08They're definitely Bruce Willis's idea
07:13It's so funny
07:14Oh, if you find him funny
07:15Wait until you hear what he's written today
07:17Our great curly-haired comedian
07:19Well, it's not that funny either.
07:23If you don't want to read it
07:24No, no, I have it here.
07:26Listen, listen
07:28I'm learning American jokes
07:30Merian, is that your hair or has your head exploded?
07:34It's my hair
07:40Valky just can't seem to get the hang of it
07:44But listen to this
07:46It's hilarious
07:47If you'll allow me to say so
07:50Andes
07:51Has a piece of lint ruined your day?
08:21Dog show
08:23America's favorite pet
08:26By Larry Appleton
08:28Collecting llamas might be the latest trend
08:32But man's best friend is still the dog.
08:35How funny
08:37Flames
08:38That's not the funny article.
08:41You know, the editor must have the funny one
08:44Oh, wow.
08:46He's going to die laughing
08:48Let's go, Merian
08:51Because?
08:52I'd like to know who won first prize
08:54No, no, cousin, no
09:02How were you able to do that?
09:06How were you able to submit the wrong article to the editor?
09:10Don't you read your email?
09:11Hand it in!
09:12Cousin, mail carriers don't read other people's letters.
09:16Although if it's a postcard, it's inevitable.
09:19Clear
09:22There
09:22Oh, cousin
09:24Why do I blame you?
09:25I should have thought that if I wrote two articles
09:27One of them would fall into the wrong hands
09:29It's Appleton's Law
09:31Won't the editor find this funny?
09:33No, he won't find it funny.
09:34But he just doesn't understand American jokes.
09:36I ridiculed their dog show
09:38Well, cousin, I don't understand.
09:40Are insults funny or not?
09:42Sometimes yes, sometimes no
09:44What's the difference?
09:46If you insult your boss, they're not.
09:48Then, the saying of my post was "son"
09:51All I can tell you is to go get your umbrella.
09:54Because the spit will reach the ceiling
09:57What am I going to do?
10:04So, what are you going to do?
10:06And what am I going to do?
10:07I told Marian that you blew her mind.
10:10Barty, my problem is more serious.
10:17My job is at stake
10:19I love that show
10:21Know?
10:29The irony of the matter is
10:30The editor would have preferred the real article
10:33If I had had the chance to read it
10:35If only I could undo what I did
10:38If I could exchange one item for another
10:41Why are you looking at me like that?
10:53Valkyrie, you and I have to storm the editor's office and change the articles
10:57No, no, no
10:59Robbery is wrong
11:00I won't do it, period.
11:01Did I say assault?
11:03Very badly said
11:03We need to go to the editor's office
11:06After all, you made a mistake delivering the mail.
11:10Yes or no?
11:12And you must deliver the mail properly.
11:15Isn't that right?
11:16Yeah
11:16Isn't that right?
11:17Yeah
11:17The opposite would be irresponsible.
11:21Irresponsibility
11:23No, I don't want to be irresponsible.
11:26Clear
11:27What am I going to do?
11:29Malky
11:33You'll have to go to the editor's office and change the articles.
11:37Will you come with me?
11:41Okay, I'll go.
11:42What are cousins for?
11:46Why did we have to walk up eleven floors?
12:14Because if we took the elevator, someone might see you and realize that you had misdelivered the mail.
12:20I just want to protect you
12:23Thanks, cousin
12:24Oh, it's locked.
12:31I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I've had bad luck.
12:35Because?
12:37Do you know the oath?
12:38Neither rain, nor snow, nor locked doors will stop the postmen from completing their rounds and making a swift delivery.
12:45It doesn't mention the doors.
12:50It says so in the second verse
12:54Listen, it's just an idea, but you know what I think?
13:01You want to go in there and change the items, and you don't give a damn about the mail.
13:07I was right.
13:09I'm in a mess, I need your help.
13:15Please, if I don't get that item back, I'll lose my job.
13:19You'll help me, right?
13:21But, cousin, cousin, please
13:23Please
13:24Please
13:25Enough, enough
13:26Okay, I'll help you.
13:29Thank you, thank you
13:30I already told you it's nothing, cousin, will you shut up?
13:32I'm sorry
13:33Well, if it's closed, how are we going to get in?
13:37We will do what in moonlight
13:38I don't know what they're doing in moonlight
13:40I know
13:40Yeah?
13:40Yeah?
13:41Yeah?
13:41Yeah?
13:42Be quiet!
13:43How are you feeling?
13:49Credit card
13:55Perhaps your credit is at its limit.
14:05Brilliant
14:07The part with my name has stayed inside
14:10We saw, it's best if we go back home
14:15Wait
14:15The amount
14:17Park, push, cheer up
14:20Okay, you're a classy guy.
14:25Not that kind of mood
14:33But thank you
14:37Come on, help me up there
14:41Ready?
14:42Yeah
14:42One
14:44Two
14:44Three
14:45That is
14:46I'm fine now.
14:47Good
14:48Now
14:48I'm going to stand on your shoulders
14:50Over your shoulders
14:51Tell me if I'm hurting you.
14:52Give me a little push
14:59Give me a little push
15:01You reach the doorknob
15:08No, I'm trying.
15:10I almost have it.
15:16So what do you do now?
15:25I already have it
15:26Let's take the article and get out of here
15:41Here it is
15:43Very good
15:45Here's the other one
15:47The security guard
15:57Get underneath
16:00Get underneath
16:02Get in
16:10Get in
16:11Get in
16:12Get in
16:13Get in
16:14Hey, cousin, I can't help but think things aren't going well.
16:45What are we going to do?
16:47It doesn't matter.
16:52We'll wait until the guard leaves and then we'll go in through the window.
16:56It sounded as if the guard closed the window.
17:15Valky, tell me the guard hasn't closed the window.
17:21The guard hasn't closed the window.
17:24Phew, what a scare.
17:26Come on, let's go in.
17:27Maybe there's a silly problem.
17:28Because?
17:29Because the guard closed the window.
17:34Valky, you just said that the guard didn't close the window.
17:38I told you because you asked me to tell you that the guard hasn't closed the window.
17:42Well, why don't we check if the guard actually closed the window?
17:51The window is closed.
18:11The guard may have closed it.
18:22Can.
18:22Cousin, look, look.
18:29The police, we're saved.
18:31My God, what are they doing here?
18:33Maybe there's a chicken shop.
18:37There, look, look.
18:39A fire truck.
18:40Hey!
18:41Hello, hello, hello!
18:43Shut up, they're going to see us.
18:46I don't know.
18:49If they don't see us, how will they save us?
18:52Valky.
18:52If they see us, they'll know we've entered the office and we'll have a big problem.
18:59That?
19:00Are we going to have a good problem?
19:03Cousin, we're fed up to the back teeth with sheep shit.
19:12Move those spotlights or I'll jump.
19:15Frank, move aside.
19:25No one will stop them from doing it.
19:27Frank, what are you doing here?
19:29Don't know.
19:30I'm confused.
19:32And I have come to think.
19:33Well, what a place you've chosen.
19:36Valky.
19:37He has come because he plans to become Swiss.
19:40Oh, cousin.
19:43Frank, I know you're under a lot of stress, but it can't be that bad.
19:47And what do you know?
19:49Life sucks.
19:51I see him every day.
19:53Assaults.
19:54Homicides.
19:55Behold.
19:56Robberies.
19:57Nobody cares about others.
20:07Mr. Peterson.
20:10What are you doing here?
20:11It's a long story.
20:12The cousin...
20:13What are we doing here?
20:14It's not obvious what we do here.
20:16We have come to help a friend to prevent him from jumping off the ledge.
20:19Oh, you never give up.
20:22Not if it's about the life of a friend.
20:27Frank, don't do it.
20:30Leave me alone.
20:31We did what we could.
20:35Let's leave the matter in the hands of professionals.
20:37No, cousin, cousin.
20:39We need to stop thinking about ourselves and think a little about Frank.
20:43Perhaps he wants to talk to us.
20:45Valky, these people have experience in cases like this.
20:48Get away from the window.
20:50He doesn't want to talk to them.
20:51I don't know what to tell her.
20:53Can I see if I can think of something?
20:57OK.
20:57Forward.
20:59But be careful.
21:01One wrong word and he'll jump, he's capable.
21:04I'll be careful.
21:12Frank.
21:16A bad day, isn't it?
21:17This is Frank Jr.
21:30This year he's going to enter the Little League.
21:32He has natural talent.
21:35I was also born via cesarean section.
21:36You know, Frank, this doesn't make any sense.
21:43You have a wonderful family.
21:46You are one of the most respected journalists in the city.
21:48How could you have thought of jumping off a building?
21:50Because I'm fed up.
21:52I have been covering the events for 12 years.
21:55All I see during the day are people doing terrible things to each other.
21:58I can't take it anymore.
21:59But, Frank, if you jump, you'll do something terrible to your family.
22:07Why don't you go home, hug your wife and children?
22:10And are you glad you're not one of those horrible people you write about?
22:17This is all so humiliating.
22:20Thank you for being here with me.
22:21Hey Frank, I think you need help.
22:29Cousin Larry is right.
22:30If you ever return to this ledge,
22:32It's very possible you won't find us here.
22:41Frank, what do you say we go inside?
22:44In a moment.
22:47This is the first quiet morning I've had in 12 years.
22:51What a night!
23:05I never want to go through something like that again.
23:07I have learned a lesson.
23:09Now all I want is a warm bed,
23:12a soft pillow
23:13And as for forgetting about tonight.
23:16Good evening, Valky.
23:17Good evening, cousin.
23:21Good morning, Valky.
23:30Good evening, cousin.
23:31Good evening, Valky.
23:40Thank you!
24:10Thank you!
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