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Cuando el hermano de Larry, del que siempre ha estado celoso por ser tan popular y ahora es un pez gordo, viene de visita, Larry finge ser también un pez gordo. Pero cuando su hermano se queda más tiempo del esperado, las cosas se descontrolan.

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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00My brother and I
01:11Okay Billy, it's good to talk to you
01:24I'll tell Cousin Larry he's coming
01:26Will he be that happy to see his brother?
01:29Yeah, right?
01:31Oh, bye to you too, buddy
01:34Lidia, you'll never guess who called
01:38Larry's brother, Billy
01:40Don't mess with me.
01:42You've read my mind
01:45You must have powers
01:49Thank you, Harriet
01:53Cousin, I have wonderful news
01:56Your brother Billy called
01:57Billy?
01:59My brother
02:00My brother Billy called
02:01Cousin Billy just called
02:03He says he'll arrive from Paris tomorrow.
02:06And that he'll only be in the city for a couple of hours.
02:09But what do you expect us to have lunch with?
02:12And I've never had lunch before.
02:15According to him, it seems easy.
02:17And I said yes
02:18Cousin, I'm going to meet another Appleton
02:23I'm enjoying this moment
02:26Leave
02:30That's not the face my husband makes.
02:36When I tell him that my mother is coming for dinner
02:38Let's see if I can guess
02:40Your brother's a freeloader, isn't he?
02:42He only shows up to ask for money.
02:43But
02:45Billy
02:46He is a winner
02:48Oh, I hate that.
02:51He has his own company
02:53Travel the world
02:54A villa in Monte Carlo
02:56The perfect man
02:58And it never lets me forget it.
03:00So what, Larry?
03:03You eat with him
03:04Listen to his boasts
03:05And let him pay.
03:06Well
03:09You can expect me to pay.
03:11I just got tired of his boasting
03:13And I boasted on my own
03:15About what?
03:18About many things
03:21About the money I earn
03:22About the car I bought
03:24Well, you exaggerated a little.
03:26The last thing I told him was that
03:29I am the editor-in-chief of the Chronicle
03:32What things did we end up saying?
03:37I think that when I arrive
03:38He'll realize you're not the writer
03:40If Billy finds out the truth
03:42It will torture me for the rest of my life
03:44Well, what goes up must come down
03:47But that hasn't happened.
03:49What I mean is that
03:52If I have deceived him for two years
03:54He can definitely fool you for two hours
03:56If Valky wants to help me
03:57We'll tell you a few silly things
03:59To my brother Billy
03:59And when he gets on the boy
04:00He'll think I'm a Bill Bradley
04:01You babble, little one
04:06Don't go so fast yet, Larry
04:10Valky isn't going to help you
04:12She is the most sincere person in the world
04:15Don't go so fast yet
04:33What did you have?
04:46I was thinking about the last time I saw Billy.
04:49He beat me playing the Appletons game, the rascal.
04:54The Appletons' game?
04:56What's that?
04:58A game we played in my family.
05:00You can make up the biggest lie you want.
05:02If you have to get your brother to believe it.
05:07Billy and I will play.
05:09Billy and I are going to have so much fun.
05:13Excellent.
05:14Cousin, do you think I could play too?
05:17Oh, Valky, I don't know.
05:24It's difficult to play with more than two players.
05:27Please, I want to play the Appletons game.
05:29I don't think so.
05:30I want to play the Appletons game.
05:31I want to play the Appletons game.
05:37What on earth will you play?
05:38Come.
05:40Thanks, cousin.
05:41I'm going to play the Appletons game.
05:43How do you play?
05:45First, you have to invent a story.
05:47What on earth is playing the Appletons game?
05:49What on earth is playing the Appletons game?
05:53Oh, I know.
05:55What if I tell him I write the sports column?
05:59No.
06:05Oh, I know!
06:08What if I tell him I run the advertising department?
06:11No.
06:12I've got it now.
06:20I'll tell Billy I'm the editor-in-chief of the Chronicle.
06:25No.
06:26It's a bit of an exaggeration.
06:27I know what you mean, but it's an exaggeration.
06:28Valky, Valky, Valky.
06:28Valky, Valky.
06:29Valky, Valky, Valky, is the editor.
06:33That's 50 points.
06:37So.
06:43You're a great player, cousin!
06:46Regarding this game, I'm better than you think.
06:49But how do you make him believe it?
06:55Because Billy will come to the newspaper office for lunch from the airport
06:58We cannot ask Mr. Barnes to leave his office
07:02You don't have to do it, cousin.
07:04Because Mr. Barnes goes out to lunch every day at one o'clock sharp.
07:09Oh my God, it's true!
07:12I haven't thought about it
07:13What could convince Billy that I'm the writer?
07:18What if I bring a few personal items to make it look like the office is mine?
07:24Oh, look!
07:26Yes, all of this would be perfect.
07:29Oh, wow!
07:40In this game you are a master
07:48Come on, Valky, Billy's coming up
07:55Valky, take that picture down.
08:00No, not that one!
08:01Cousin, don't you think it would have been simpler to talk to Mr. Barnes about the game?
08:16There can't be four players, the team would be uneven.
08:18It's in the lobby
08:22Keep him entertained for a minute!
08:23One moment
08:24Didn't you say that four can't play?
08:27She doesn't play, she's...
08:28Alternate
08:29Mr. Appleton is here, Mr. Appleton
08:40Belly!
08:42Belly!
08:48I hope you know what you're doing.
08:50You look good
09:02You've gained weight
09:03That's the downside of success
09:04Yes, you said it.
09:07You must be Valky
09:10Cousin Billy!
09:11Nice to meet you
09:14Hey, if you need anything
09:17Socks, deodorant, washing clothes
09:19You just have to say it.
09:21Because...
09:23All of cousin Larry's brothers
09:25They are my cousins
09:27OK
09:29Okay, come in, sit down
09:31That?
09:32Billy
09:33What do you think about my office?
09:37Well, it's almost as big as mine in London.
09:39Does this seem big to you?
09:42You should see Larry's other office
09:44Are...
09:46As big as...
09:47Like a basement
09:48Do you have two offices?
09:53They treat me quite well.
09:55Pretty good?
09:57Pretty good!
09:58They treat him like he's the king of Bali
10:01After all, he is the youngest editor in Chicago
10:06I thought you were the editor-in-chief
10:11Yes, I am.
10:13Oh, cousin!
10:14I had forgotten.
10:15While having breakfast with Ted Coppel
10:18You were promoted
10:19But I haven't accepted.
10:23Oh, who is it?
10:27Don't tell me she's the girl of your dreams
10:28The girl of his life
10:30The girl of his life
10:33The girl of his life
10:36What was the question?
10:40Who is it?
10:42It's Jennifer, cousin Larry's fiancée
10:45And she was also Miss Costa Rica
10:47Hey, we're going to be late.
10:56My car is in the garage
10:58So we'll have to take a taxi
11:00Very good
11:00Oh, cousin!
11:01Why don't we go in your helicopter?
11:03Helicopter?
11:04We cannot use it
11:06It only has two seats
11:07Oh ok
11:08Cousin, what a fun game!
11:30You should patent it
11:31So that they could make a version
11:33From the Appleton game
11:35To play at home
11:36Did you see the face?
11:38Billy's
11:39When I told him that NASA
11:40He wants you to be the first journalist
11:42He's going to the moon
11:43Valky
11:46Cousin, ask
11:48If cousin Billy
11:49He's gone to the airport
11:51When will we tell you?
11:53It was a joke
11:54So that we can hurt each other
11:56Like in our lives?
12:03Valky
12:03I have to tell you the truth
12:06That?
12:08There is no such thing as the Appleton game
12:11I made it up
12:13It's all a lie.
12:14Come on, you're crazy.
12:19Son of a goat
12:20It has to be a game
12:23Because if not
12:24What is it?
12:25A big pile of lies?
12:31I would say it is
12:31A big pile of lies
12:33Did you lie to me?
12:42Did you lie to your cousin Billy?
12:46Did you make me lie to cousin Billy?
12:50Am I forgetting something?
12:52Valky, I'm sorry
12:54I shouldn't have gotten you into this
12:56The thing is
12:57I didn't want Billy to know
12:59That I don't have the success that he does
13:01Well, cousin
13:02You'll have to tell Billy the truth
13:04Yes, I will.
13:05Will you do it?
13:05I will
13:06Will you do it?
13:06I will
13:07When?
13:07Well
13:08The next time I see him
13:10Well, I hope so.
13:11Unfortunately, it may take a while.
13:13Two or three years
13:14Meanwhile, I'll have to carry
13:15With the weight of guilt
13:16Abeldon
13:19That?
13:22No no
13:23That's great news!
13:24That?
13:26Of course
13:27Yeah
13:27Bye
13:29Who was he?
13:33Billy
13:33Your flight is cancelled
13:35They spent the night with us
13:41It's great!
13:45Oh?
13:56Well
13:57Have you
13:59Did you tell Billy the truth?
14:03I told Billy
14:04Everything you need to know
14:06And more
14:07I'm
14:10So proud of you
14:12Don't you feel better?
14:14Just like in my life
14:15In fact
14:16Billy and I
14:17We're going out to dinner
14:18To tell us other truths
14:19Why are you uploading it with Jennifer and Mary Ann?
14:24I think they just made popcorn.
14:26Larry
14:27Do you know if Valky has a lint brush?
14:29Hi Valky
14:30Hi cousin Billy
14:30I really like your house
14:32Do you have a lint brush?
14:33Yeah
14:34In the lint drawer
14:35Believe
14:35I hadn't fallen
14:39I saw you looking there earlier.
14:40Hey
14:41And I want to thank you
14:42That you let us stay
14:43While Larry is redecorating his house
14:45Thank you
14:45What a lying piece of shit
15:01You haven't told him the truth
15:06You've made me walk around the block
15:09My ass is freezing cold
15:11For one hour
15:12So that you could tell him
15:15They're redecorating your house
15:17It's because your conscience has been broken
15:21If Jimmy believed you were here
15:23I would vomit in his hat
15:24Valky
15:32Try to understand it
15:34For the first time
15:35Billy treats me with respect
15:37I'm going to tell my cousin Billy the truth
15:42You can't
15:44Why not?
15:46This is a brotherly thing.
15:47And lies between siblings are
15:49Sacred
15:50Cousin
15:52Do you realize what you've said?
15:54Why are you so afraid?
15:55Should I tell Billy the truth?
15:57He's just like you.
15:58He puts a penita on his pants
16:00After the other one
16:01The thing is
16:04He does it better
16:05I was glad I hadn't gone too far
16:08The thing is, I have
16:15The tuxedo at home
16:16But there's no problem.
16:17We'll go somewhere
16:18Where a tuxedo is optional
16:20Goodbye Valky
16:20Wait, wait
16:22Cousin, cousin, cousin
16:23What's the rush?
16:24Listen
16:24You don't want to fill up on an empty stomach.
16:27Sit down
16:28And we'll chat for a while.
16:30You know?
16:32In my post
16:33We have a custom
16:35When two brothers meet
16:36After a long time
16:38They should sit down and listen
16:39The story of the brothers
16:40Ducky Bad Bad
16:41A long time ago
16:44On an island
16:46Very, very far away
16:48The brothers lived there
16:49Ducky Bad Bad
16:50Mookie and Grinky
16:52When they were children
16:55They loved each other very much
16:57They grew
16:59AND
17:00Mookie even had
17:02Everything a man could want
17:04I had a
17:05Great farm
17:07A
17:08Wonderful family
17:10And some friends
17:11Super
17:13But
17:15Mookie was complaining
17:17Because his brother Grinky
17:19He had a larger farm
17:21One more wonderful family
17:23And some friends
17:25A
17:26Little more
17:27Super
17:28Well, this story
17:29I've gotten hungry
17:30Let's have dinner
17:31Very good
17:31Envy
17:33It grew
17:34In the heart
17:34From Mookie
17:35It grew
17:37And it grew
17:38Like thorns
17:39From a
17:39Rosebush
17:40Mookie decided
17:43To pretend
17:44Which was better
17:45That Grinky
17:46Lying
17:47If Grinky
17:49He had a ram
17:50Mookie said
17:51That he had
17:52Two rams
17:53If Grinky
17:54He had a good horse
17:55Mookie said
17:56That he had
17:57A BMW
17:57And so they passed
18:01The years
18:02Mookie was inventing
18:04Lies
18:05About lies
18:06And the abyss
18:07What separated them
18:08It was done
18:08Further
18:09And more
18:10Big
18:10One day
18:12Mookie
18:13He looked
18:14And it was found
18:16Old
18:17And only
18:19He looked inside
18:21From his heart
18:22And he thought
18:23What
18:24He would like it more
18:25To have in the world
18:26He was a brother
18:27Who to love
18:27So it was said
18:33I'll tell him
18:35To Grinky
18:35The truth
18:36And we will be able to
18:37To love each other again
18:38Began
18:39To travel
18:40Towards the house
18:41From Grinky
18:42It was very hard
18:43For an old man
18:45But it didn't happen
18:46Account
18:46Because the idea
18:48To hug
18:49To Grinky
18:49I was doing it
18:50Continue
18:51Forwards
18:52When he arrived
18:54At Grinky's house
18:55It was very late
18:58Grinky had died
19:00And Mookie
19:03He understood
19:04That the person
19:05Who lives
19:06With lies
19:07Lives
19:07Alone
19:08Billy
19:14I can't take it anymore
19:17I don't want to end
19:24Like Mookie
19:24It's a lie.
19:31It's a lie.
19:32He does not own a company.
19:33Not even
19:34I have a plane
19:35The Smoking
19:36It's rented
19:37The twins
19:38If they are mine
19:38Very nice
19:39And very simple
19:40I like them
19:40But
19:43And all those
19:44Elegant places
19:45Monte Carlo
19:46River
19:47Palm Beach
19:48I am a traveling salesman
19:50I sell things
19:55Want
19:59To say that you have been
20:00Lying to me
20:01All these
20:02Years
20:03I know I did wrong.
20:06I'm sorry
20:07Oh
20:07Don't suffer
20:09Cousin Billy
20:10Please
20:13I think that
20:20Cousin Larry
20:21Has
20:22Something
20:23What can I say?
20:25Isn't that so?
20:27Cousin Larry?
20:27Yeah
20:28Yeah
20:28Of course
20:30Billy
20:32Billy
20:35I forgive you
20:39Thank you
20:48Thank you
20:50Well
20:57Don't you have
20:59Anything else
21:01What can I say?
21:01To my cousin
21:02Billy
21:02Billy
21:05Hey
21:06You don't have
21:08Because
21:08Regret
21:09Or to embarrass you
21:10I have done
21:13The same
21:14Are you a traveler?
21:16No
21:22No
21:22No
21:22I mean that
21:23I lied to you
21:24I am not the editor
21:26Newspaper editor
21:27They're not telling me
21:28Redecorating the house
21:29Jennifer and I
21:30We're not engaged
21:31But it's true
21:32That he liked it
21:33Larry
21:35Why did you lie to me?
21:39Are you kidding?
21:40Lifetime
21:42I've been compared
21:43With you
21:43Billy
21:44The great athlete
21:45Billy
21:46The most popular boy
21:47From school
21:47I was fed up
21:48That dad and mom
21:49They would tell me
21:49Why can't it be?
21:50Like your brother
21:51Billy?
21:52And you think I liked it?
21:53When they told me
21:53Why aren't you
21:54Like your brother Larry?
21:55Look at those great grades!
21:56Take out
21:57Look how tidy it is
21:57That has his room
21:58Look how good it is
21:59What iron
22:00Wow
22:07We have kept ourselves
22:09Rancor
22:10All these years
22:11When
22:11It's Dad.
22:13And to Mom
22:14To whom we owed
22:14Keep it to yourself
22:15Larry
22:23Let's start again
22:24OK
22:25Let's stop telling each other
22:26Lies
22:26AND
22:26Let's be good
22:30Siblings
22:30I would like
22:32And me
23:00It's been wonderful
23:09You know
23:12I think that
23:13Some day
23:14You will remember
23:15This moment
23:16And you will realize
23:17About what
23:18It was the moment
23:20Where did you start?
23:21To be brothers
23:22About what
23:24It was the moment
23:25In what
23:26At last
23:27You got us into this
23:28Something good
23:29Bye bye!
23:30Bye bye!
23:31Bye bye!
23:31Bye bye!
23:31Bye bye!
23:32Bye bye!
23:33Bye bye!
23:34Bye bye!
23:34Bye bye!
23:35Bye bye!
24:05Bye bye!
24:06Bye bye!
24:07Bye bye!
24:08Bye bye!
24:08Thanks for watching the video.
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