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Balki afirma haber conocido a Carl Lewis en una tienda de conveniencia y haber tenido que prestarle dinero porque se había olvidado la cartera, pero Larry está convencido de que alguien se ha aprovechado de su primo una vez más.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
01:59Thank goodness you don't have to handle explosives
02:07And what is all this?
02:14Don't tell me you're still writing that article
02:15No, Valky, I'm not writing it.
02:17I only gather information
02:18It is written by three famous journalists
02:20Ah, but...
02:21That's unfair
02:23No no
02:24No way, I learn a lot
02:26The issue is old age.
02:29And this afternoon I went to the Ederly Brothers residence
02:32I love the Ederly Brothers
02:35Bye, bye, love
02:36Bye, bye, happiness
02:38Because?
02:40Cousin, why didn't you tell me you were going to see the Ederly Brothers?
02:48It was unexpected
02:49Okay, tell me everything tonight on the way to the movies.
02:53Cinema?
02:54Yes, they show Benji the Hunter.
02:57At the cinema next door
02:58Valky, I can't go to the movies tonight
03:03I'll stay home
03:04I need to read these reports and take notes on them.
03:08Oh, cousin, I'm sorry
03:09I forgot how busy you are
03:10It's all the same, Valky
03:11Enjoy the movie
03:12Enjoy the movie!
03:14Have you lost my mind?
03:15If you stay home, I'll stay with you.
03:19I'll tell you what we're going to do
03:21I read the reports and you take notes
03:23Residents of central Illinois often read
03:28And they also do...
03:30No, Valky
03:30I have to read them myself.
03:33You're absolutely right
03:35But what kind of crazy am I?
03:37Listen, we'll do the following
03:39You read the reports and I take notes
03:41I need to start sharpening my pencils.
03:44Valky, I think...
03:54Valky, I think the best thing is...
03:56Valky, yes, Valky
03:58Valky, it's best if I take notes alone
04:04I have my own system
04:07But to be honest, it would be awful if you missed out on Benji because of me.
04:11Cousin, please don't think about it anymore
04:13When you need help, Valky will appear in a leap on both feet
04:18Cousin, guess what happened tonight
04:40Wait a minute, Valky
04:41I'm done now.
04:42Leave me alone, please.
04:43Please
04:45Please
04:46I went to see Benji the Hunter
04:59Awesome
05:00The film is shot from a dog's point of view.
05:06I had never thought about it.
05:08But that Benji must have a stiff neck from always looking up.
05:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, Park!
05:13But the best part, the very best thing, is that something exciting happened to me after the movie.
05:19Hey, wait a minute, hold on, hold on
05:20Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone, please.
05:23I went to a store that's open all day.
05:29And they let you make the hot chocolate yourself.
05:32Although it's not as easy as most people think
05:35It has its trick
05:37You have to stir it while you add the hot water.
05:40A great deal of coordination is required.
05:42Valky, Valky, Valky!
05:46Yes, yes, yes, no
05:46Hey, hey
05:47I've seen you make hot chocolate and you're the best
05:51But I'm up to my neck in work.
05:56So that would be a great help to me
05:59Tell me that story later
06:02But, cousin, cousin, cousin
06:03You can, you can, for me, let me tell the story later, please.
06:07Please
06:09Okay
06:14Thank you
06:18Tell it
06:37OK
06:38I've made a new friend
06:43I've made a new friend
06:45What story?
06:46I have laughed, I have cried
06:48Can I go back to my job?
06:50No
06:51I was in the store and I saw someone trying to make hot chocolate.
06:56I had no idea
06:57And it was getting complicated.
06:59There was a brown glob at the bottom of the cup
07:01It was disgusting.
07:03So I approached him and decided to teach him how to prepare it Valky's way.
07:07Which, as you know, involves stirring a lot.
07:09Okay, that's fine.
07:10Alright
07:11You helped someone and made a friend
07:13That's what needs to be done
07:15Yes, but...
07:16Already
07:17Well, it's a good thing I was his friend because I had to pay for his hot chocolate.
07:25Did you pay for the hot chocolate?
07:27Yes, yes, because when she went to pay at the checkout she realized she had left her wallet at home
07:32Oh, getting to the checkout and realizing you don't have any money must be embarrassing.
07:37You said it, thank goodness I was there because I also had to pay for the ding-dongs
07:42Did you pay for the hot chocolate and the ding-dongs?
07:45Yes, yes, yes, I paid for the ding-dongs and the... the filled doughnuts and the cakes and the Twinkies and two liters of diet vanilla ice cream
07:56Okay, cousin, cousin, cousin, cousin, I know what you're thinking and I asked myself the exact same question
08:09Isn't that a diet with too much sugar?
08:17That's not what I'm thinking
08:18Well, you'll be glad to know that he didn't ring a single ding-dong until after dinner.
08:23Yeah?
08:23Yes, he took me to a very expensive restaurant
08:27One minute, go back, go back, uop
08:31He took you to a very expensive restaurant, and if you didn't have any money, how did you pay for dinner?
08:42Because I lent it to him, and believe me.
08:44He spared no expense
08:47He insisted on giving us the best dinner my money could buy.
08:51Cousin, you're not going to believe this!
08:55So far it's been pretty amazing, so...
08:59My new friend is a world-famous athlete
09:03He was right, I can't believe it
09:05He won four gold medals at the 1984 Olympics
09:09Two for running, one for jumping, and one for passing a stick to another
09:14Let's see if that's true, Carlos...
09:19You're a fortune teller! You know him too!
09:21No, I don't know him any more than you do.
09:27That Carl is an artist
09:30No, cousin, he's not an artist
09:32Didn't you hear properly?
09:35He is a runner, a jumper, and a batsman.
09:39Valky, Valky...
09:41Your friend Carl Lewis is not the real Carl Lewis.
09:45And he's certainly not your friend.
09:47He's a fake, a fraud, a con artist, and probably hypoglycemic.
09:51Cousin, I'm... I'm surprised
10:00You're... you're saying those things about someone you don't know.
10:03Valky, use your head
10:05You meet him in a store that's open all day
10:07He asks you to lend him money to pay for the chocolate.
10:09He asks you to lend him money to pay for his purchases.
10:12He asks you to lend him money to pay for a very expensive dinner.
10:15I'm surprised he didn't ask you for a taxi
10:18Only $20
10:19$20?
10:21Well, it was all I had left.
10:23I hope you arrived home safely
10:24Valky...
10:25The real Carl Lewis doesn't go to those kinds of stores.
10:30And he doesn't need to ask you to lend him money.
10:33Oh, cousin, is that what's worrying you?
10:37I was wondering why you had that fly in your ear
10:40Cousin, give it back to me tomorrow at the athletics meet
10:44What athletics meet?
10:47He told me he's in town to participate in an athletics meet.
10:50And that... will leave two tickets for us.
10:53Already
10:54Valky...
10:55Listen to me...
10:57There will be no entry.
10:58It's all part of the same lie
11:00He's already taken your money and you'll never see him again
11:03Cousin...
11:05Do you know what your problem is?
11:07That you don't trust people
11:09I trust some people
11:12But I don't trust a stranger who claims to be a famous person and takes all my money.
11:17Okay, listen
11:19Come with me to the ticket office tomorrow.
11:20And when you see the two entrances, you'll see them.
11:23Your face will turn blue with embarrassment
11:26She says she's red with embarrassment
11:30And there will be no tickets.
11:32Yes, there will be
11:33Ah...
11:34Then you'll come crawling with your hands and face saying
11:37Valky
11:38Because?
11:41Why can't I be more like you and less like me?
11:44And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going upstairs to get Mary Ann.
11:48And I'll invite her for coffee
11:49Because I'm sure he'll be happy to hear about my new friend.
11:52Cousin, can you lend me some money until Carlos pays me?
11:57Thank you, generous one.
11:58Please, two tickets in the name of Carl Lewis
12:20Ready to eat pigeon?
12:24Valky, if you've left the tickets, I'll eat a pigeon, a crow, or whatever you want.
12:28There is nothing under the name of Carl Lewis
12:30Try the name Bartókomus
12:33It's B-A-R-T with a comous at the end
12:37That is
12:39We'll be gone before you can say Smokey Robinson
12:42There is nothing.
12:43Uh, they have to be there
12:47He looked out for Bartókomus
12:48B-A-R-T-O
12:49Yes, I know, with a comous at the end
12:52But Lewis hasn't left any tickets for anyone.
12:54But if...
12:56He's my friend
12:57I'm happy for you
12:58But his friend hasn't left any entry.
13:01Hey, let me look
13:03The next one
13:05Valky
13:06Hey, I'm sorry
13:09I know you're upset
13:12She probably forgot to leave them sitting down.
13:14He is very forgetful
13:15Probably
13:16He
13:17He decided to take naps
13:19And she forgot to set the alarm.
13:20And when he woke up
13:21He felt so dizzy
13:23She forgot to leave the tickets
13:24Valky
13:27You need to understand
13:28There are many people willing.
13:30Taking advantage of people like you
13:32Well
13:33Cousin, maybe so
13:36But my friend Carl isn't like you say.
13:38Your friend Carl isn't even Carl
13:40Cousin, do you know what you are?
13:42You are a distrustful Tomópulos
13:45I am not a distrustful Tomópulos
13:48I'm a realist.
13:49A realist who is freezing
13:52Are we going home?
13:54No, cousin
13:55We've come here to wait for Carl.
13:58And if you're not willing to wait for him
14:00I don't know why you've come here
14:02Valky, I'm here to watch over you
14:05I knew there would be no entry
14:07So you would feel hurt
14:08Well, I'm not hurt.
14:09So you've made the journey in a bucket
14:11OK
14:12Okay
14:12Stay here in this cold
14:14I'm going home
14:15Well
14:16Go away
14:17I will
14:17Bye
14:19Do you think I won't leave?
14:23No
14:24You will leave
14:24I am not a distrustful Tomópulos
14:26OK
14:27Leave
14:28Do you plan to stay here?
14:49Look at me
14:49Am I moving?
14:51OK
14:52OK
14:52Good
14:53I think there are some things you should learn on your own.
14:57I think so
14:59Bye
15:01Pim
15:01How long ago did the match end?
15:31Are you sure there's no one left?
15:34Well
15:35I know you're there.
15:36I want to know if there are any others left.
15:38I left it in front of the ticket booth
15:40Could you go outside and take a look for me?
15:45Oh
15:46You are charming.
15:47A real charmer
15:50Well, let me tell you something, my friend.
15:52I am rubber and you are glue.
15:54Everything I say bounces back to me
15:56And it sticks to you
15:57I will find him, I am.
16:05This is called the phosphorus jump
16:14Because it's one in the morning
16:17Where were you?
16:18It's a very funny story.
16:20Cousin
16:20Just two minutes after your compact little legs carried you away from there
16:27Carl left the stadium
16:30She apologized for not leaving the tickets
16:32And he dragged me inside the stadium
16:36And, and
16:37Since there were no seats left
16:39He had to give me a press pass
16:40Press pass?
16:41Now comes the best part
16:42I'm sure
16:43Cousin, it was so much fun being at the stadium
16:46Everyone was running, jumping, and throwing things
16:50Valky
16:51Are you trying to tell me that Carl showed up?
16:56Cousin
16:56Part of communication is knowing how to listen
17:01Sorry for telling you so abruptly
17:09I know you'll feel angry for having made such a mistake.
17:12But I was so happy when Carl showed up
17:15Valky
17:20Valky
17:21Valky
17:22Listen to me
17:26I know what you're going through
17:33At school I told Bobby Caruso that
17:38Henry Aaron was a friend of ours.
17:41And that he would come over for dinner on the weekend.
17:43Well, the next day all the eighth graders came to beg me for my autograph
17:48Bobby Caruso's?
17:52Henry Aaron's
17:53What could I do?
17:56I didn't want to look bad.
17:57I spent the whole weekend signing papers that said
18:00My best wishes, don't drop out of school
18:03Henry Aaron
18:04I turned to forgery to escape humiliation.
18:09Do you see where I'm going with this?
18:11Of course, don't be ridiculous.
18:14But you shouldn't tell Bobby Caruso.
18:18Valky
18:23The thing is, when one feels hurt
18:27A lie should not be invented just to save face.
18:31No
18:35Don't you believe me?
18:40Valky
18:40You're talking to your cousin Larry.
18:43Cousin, I've never lied to you since I've known you.
18:48Even before I met you, I never lied to you
18:52Even before I never lied to you again
18:56I never lied to anyone
18:57Not even the smallest sheep in my flock
19:00So you're still going on about that story
19:08Is...
19:09The truth
19:11OK
19:12Okay
19:13Carl Luis is your friend, I'm glad.
19:16It is?
19:18No, I believe you.
19:18So, what did you do after the meeting?
19:23Shall we go for a couple of hot chocolates?
19:25Now you're hurting yourself, Valky.
19:33Hey, let's forget about this whole thing.
19:35I'm going to bed
19:36I have a great day tomorrow
19:38I play ball with the Pope
19:41Oh, it must be Kim Basinger.
19:46I met her at the laundromat.
19:48I'm looking for Valky and Bartokomus
20:01Carl, come in
20:03Hi Valky
20:04How are you?
20:06You left the autographs in the limousine
20:08Thank you
20:09Are you Carlos?
20:10Yeah
20:11Harriet is going to love it
20:14She's a big fan of yours and your brother Jerry's.
20:17You must be Larry
20:20Valky talks about you all the time
20:23You are Carlos
20:24It was the last time I looked in the mirror
20:27You are Carlos
20:28Valky
20:31I'll phone you next time I come.
20:34Okay
20:34Goodbye, Carl
20:35If you ever need to land, you can come.
20:38Okay
20:38Nice to meet you, Larry
20:40Oh, tomorrow
20:41No
20:42Glam
20:43It was Carl, Luis
20:54Yeah
20:58Yeah
20:59He was
20:59No
21:17No, no, no, no, I didn't believe you, I couldn't believe myself
21:32No, you didn't believe it
21:37That's strange, I must have thought I was an idiot.
21:45That is possible.
21:47I laughed at you
21:57Yes, sir, sorry
22:00You just wanted to protect me
22:02Yes, it's true, it's true, I, I, I
22:05I promise you that from now on I will never doubt you.
22:11Oh really?
22:11Never, never, never
22:14Never?
22:14When you say something, I will believe you.
22:18Well, what if I told you I had dinner with the mayor?
22:26I would ask you what you ordered.
22:27What if I told you that NASA wants me as an astronaut?
22:33I would prepare a jug of marajada for you
22:35What if I told you I bought magic bean seeds?
22:55Did I throw them out the window?
22:56I threw them out the window
22:58And a plant grew
23:00Of beans that reached the clouds and that I swooned over.
23:06I met a giant, I fought him
23:09And I took away the burden of the golden eggs.
23:12I would believe you
23:26Cousin, don't make a fool of yourself
23:29I could have gone crazy
23:30I threw them out the window
23:31Because?
23:32Mister!
23:32Because?
23:33Mister!
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