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Larry le presenta la lotería a Balki, quien compra su primer boleto, que parece ser ganador.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Well, since it's time to leave, I was thinking of getting in my cousin Larry's car because sometimes...
01:36Bartókomus
01:37He doesn't fool me.
01:39He's not going anywhere until he finishes the new office phone book.
01:43That means he'll have to work late.
01:46Well, I don't think so because I've already finished it.
01:50That?
01:51Look
01:52Each employee is listed in alphabetical order
01:58And I've put them in the index according to blood type.
02:01AND...
02:02Look
02:03If someone needed blood type O
02:07I would just have to look at this list.
02:09Bartókomus smiles
02:14His days here are numbered
02:16Oh, Mr. Gortley
02:18I'm flattered that you took the trouble to count them.
02:21It makes me feel a little special.
02:27And it's special, there's no doubt about it.
02:30Valky, I've been chosen
02:36I've been chosen
02:37It's my turn
02:39I have been touched
02:40It has...
02:40I've been chosen
02:41I've been chosen
02:42I've won the lottery
02:44The lottery?
02:45Yeah
02:45Oh, Miss Lydia
02:47But it's truly fantastic.
02:50What is the lottery?
02:54I'll take care of it.
02:59Honey, the lottery is a state-run game
03:04To raise funds for schools
03:06You see, you choose six numbers
03:07And if you get them right
03:08You can win $28 million
03:11Miss Lydia
03:13Did he earn $28 million?
03:16I actually earned $100
03:18But five minutes ago I thought that was a lot.
03:22Well
03:26Another edition completed
03:28And again, I had absolutely nothing to do with its creation.
03:31Pimo
03:34Do you know anything about the lottery?
03:37Sure, Valky
03:38The lottery is a state scam.
03:40To take advantage of the people who didn't show up on the day the brains were handed out
03:44Right, Lydia?
03:50Die, Larry
03:52Thank you so much
03:56Now I'll have to listen to her complaining all the way up to the fifth floor.
03:59I can't believe he told me that.
04:02I've missed something
04:05Miss Lydia has won $100 in the lottery
04:09Oh, wow.
04:10Cousin
04:11I want to play the lottery
04:13You can't play the lottery
04:14I want to play the lottery
04:15No, Valky
04:16The possibility of winning the lottery is astronomical.
04:19Well, if it's good for the space program, it's good for me too.
04:22No no
04:23Valky
04:24Valky
04:25I mean, it's easier to get hit by a car.
04:28Of course!
04:29But
04:30Who would want to play that game?
04:33No, Valky
04:34You're not going to play the lottery
04:36Valky
04:36Valky
04:38If I were rich
04:52I can't believe that despite everything I've told you, you bought a lottery ticket.
05:08And I can't believe you're throwing me a dollar.
05:11I haven't given you a dollar.
05:12I lent you a dollar and I want you to pay me back.
05:14Okay, cousin
05:15Here you go
05:22But first
05:23I would like to offer you the opportunity to buy half of my ticket
05:27No, thanks
05:28Cousin, after all
05:30You welcomed me
05:31You gave me shelter
05:32You fed me
05:33While...
05:33Give me back my dollar
05:34And we will be at peace.
05:36But, cousin
05:37I'm just a simple shepherd
05:40My needs are small.
05:42I don't need 28 million dollars
05:45I think I could settle for 14 million
05:50I don't want half of your ticket
05:54I don't want anything from your ticket.
05:55I just want the money you owe me.
05:58Valky, hey
06:03Let me give you a little lesson on economic reality
06:07Will it be followed by a no less insignificant exam?
06:12Listen
06:13This
06:16It's a fresh and beautiful one-dollar bill
06:20Let me read you what it says
06:22This banknote is legal tender for all public and private debt.
06:27It means I can buy things with it
06:29If I give it to someone, they will give me the things I want.
06:32This
06:33On the other hand
06:34It's a piece of paper with no value whatsoever.
06:37You can't buy anything with it.
06:39Nothing
06:40Yes, little one
06:40Zero
06:41Nobody
06:43With two fingers of common sense
06:45I would change this
06:47Therefore
06:48Unless this
06:51Worth 28 million of those
06:55If I were rich
07:01Dobe dobe dobe dobe dobe dobe dobe dobe dobe
07:05Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, dobo
07:07Hurry, Val, the draw is about to start!
07:15Wouldn't it be wonderful if one of us won?
07:18Ah, I would buy the airline
07:20My schedule would change, and I wouldn't have to work two shifts in a row.
07:23Would you buy an airline just to change your schedule?
07:31Well yes
07:31I would increase my shares while maintaining a high interest rate.
07:35I would initiate a conversion to invest in business leasing shares
07:39What do you say, Larry?
07:44What would you do with 28 million dollars?
07:47I'm sorry, Jennifer
07:48I am a journalist
07:50My challenge is reality
07:52This is the moment that ruins the fun of the night.
07:57Valky, what would you do if you won the lottery?
08:01Yes, Valky, after all, you're the one with the winning ticket
08:05Well, first I would take care of paying off Mipos' foreign debt.
08:11Valky, all the foreign debt? How much is that?
08:16$635
08:17And then, when my country is back on its feet, I would love to do something for the poor people of Chicago.
08:26I would like to give a house to those who don't have one, a job to the unemployed, a shift to those who have two
08:33Valky, you are very generous.
08:39The draw has already started.
08:41Valky, and your ticket?
08:43The place is safe, but don't worry, I've written the numbers here.
08:47Alright, folks, get your lottery tickets ready!
08:51Cousin, I can't stand suspense, you can check for me
08:56Well, well, Valky, are you going to entrust me with the winning numbers?
08:59Don't be a smart aleck, check them out.
09:0115
09:0432
09:0752
09:1121
09:1324
09:16And 34
09:20We repeat the numbers from the winning ticket
09:28Well, I've lost
09:29Valky, it's over, we've lost
09:31That?
09:33But the man in the shop told me he was sure those were the winning numbers.
09:37They tell that to everyone.
09:40Larry, are you okay?
09:43Which of the winning ticket numbers are they?
09:45Valky
09:45That?
09:4615
09:4632
09:4652
09:4821
09:4924
09:50And 34
09:52Did they touch me?
09:55You've been touched
09:55I've been touched!
09:58Valky!
10:00They're beautiful!
10:02They're beautiful!
10:03They're beautiful!
10:12Good night
10:12Good night
10:13You know, Valky?
10:15$28 million hasn't changed anything for you.
10:17Well, I'm still just a simple shepherd
10:20Who's up, rolling in money?
10:28Hey!
10:31Hey!
10:31Hey!
10:32Hey!
10:32Hey!
10:35Hahaha!
10:37Hahaha!
10:39Hahaha!
10:39Hahaha!
10:40Ha ha ha!
10:48We did it! We did it!
10:53Cousin, tell me I'm not dreaming. Tell me I've really won.
10:56You're not dreaming. They've touched us!
11:03Tell me.
11:04We've been chosen!
11:10Ask.
11:11What do you mean, we won? When I was the one who bought the lottery ticket.
11:21Don't get me wrong. I mean there's no doubt you bought it.
11:25But don't forget that it was me who lent you the money, who gave you the capital, who made the initial expense of our risky venture.
11:32Yes, and in gratitude I offered you the opportunity to buy half of what I correctly told you was the prize.
11:43But you refused, you mocked me and accused me of throwing my money away.
11:53I've changed my mind.
11:55Oh, cousin.
12:00If only life were that simple.
12:05Valky, Valky, listen to this.
12:07As a sign of good faith, I have $20 and I'm going to buy 20 tickets.
12:12And everything I earn, we'll split 50/50.
12:15So, do you like the lottery?
12:18A lot, a lot, a lot.
12:19It's funny because if my memory serves me right, and I think it does, when we went to get the ticket I remember you telling me
12:29If I looked up the word "mamón" in the dictionary, my picture would be there.
12:38Valky, please, please, for...
12:43I want to be rich, please.
12:46Cousin, I'm just playing Aradon and duck with you.
12:52Of course you can share it with me.
12:56Thank you, thank you.
12:58Screw you, Donald Trump!
13:00Now, where's the lottery ticket?
13:05Hidden?
13:06Well done.
13:07Where have you hidden it?
13:11Valky.
13:12Do you remember where you hid it?
13:19No, not now.
13:22What do you mean, no?
13:23Not now.
13:25Where is?
13:27Well, I hid it and rehid it so many times that...
13:31I don't remember where I hid it in the end.
13:33Well, you have to remember.
13:36Okay, sorry, no problem.
13:38No problem.
13:39Take your time, there's no rush.
13:41Just try to remember.
13:45You put the receipt...
13:47I put the receipt...
13:48You put the receipt...
13:50I put the receipt...
13:53In...
13:55My...
13:56You put the deposit slip in...
13:58You...
13:58Winter coat.
14:02Winter coat, that's it.
14:09Spring.
14:11Summer.
14:12Autumn.
14:15Winter.
14:16The ticket is missing.
14:23Isn't it there?
14:24I was sure I put it here.
14:27I remember thinking about leaving it in my winter coat...
14:31either...
14:32in...
14:33a box of cereal.
14:34Oh, look, cousin!
14:50You found it!
14:51You found it!
14:52What is this?
14:54It's Captain Power's ring.
14:56I've completed the game!
15:06Not anymore!
15:07Where is the shelter?
15:09Think!
15:10Think!
15:11Can't!
15:12I spent all night hiding it and I haven't slept a wink!
15:15OK!
15:16OK!
15:16OK!
15:17OK!
15:18Try to remember.
15:21You had the receipt in your hand.
15:24Yeah!
15:24You were in the apartment...
15:26I was there in the living room.
15:27Here in the living room.
15:29And then...
15:31I started watching TV.
15:34No, there...
15:35And then...
15:39I stared into the fire.
15:43And then...
15:45I started to remember home.
15:48And then, and then, and then...
15:52And then...
15:54I can't remember.
16:00Don't you remember where you hid a lottery ticket worth $28 million?
16:08Books!
16:09What about them?
16:10I hid behind the books!
16:12One moment!
16:24Now that I think about it, not behind the books, but inside a book.
16:28Which one?
16:29It's not the same thing, you understand?
16:32Shakespeare.
16:33Shakespeare.
16:33Shakespeare.
16:34Shakespeare.
16:34Shakespeare.
16:35What about them?
16:36What about them?
16:36Five!
16:37Five!
16:37Five!
16:38Five!
16:38Five!
16:38Five!
16:39Five!
16:39Shakespeare.
16:46He's not here.
16:48Isn't it there?
16:54Where is?
16:56Think!
16:58Think!
16:59I can't, there's no air in my brain
17:05Oh, much better.
17:09I should have hidden it under a corner of the rug
17:15I would have found it when I vacuumed.
17:29He's not here
17:46OK
17:48Okay, no need to panic.
17:50It has to be somewhere.
17:52You take care of the kitchen and I'll take care of the living room
17:54The kitchen, the kitchen, the kitchen
17:59Happens
18:07Wow, you guys have become eccentric so quickly.
18:15Larry, what happened? Were you robbed?
18:20I've lost my lottery ticket
18:26What the water brings, it takes away.
18:28Listen, we have to fly now
18:35But when we return, we'll help you find it.
18:38Thank you
18:39Ah, Valky
18:42Here's the envelope you asked me to keep for you.
18:44Valky!
19:02Valky!
19:04Cousin, we're multibillionaires again
19:07Hello, listen
19:25I think if you check the numbers on our ticket
19:27You'll see that we are the new millionaires
19:30Large bills, please
19:33We pay by check any amount over $100
19:36Well, I don't think we're going to cash this check anytime soon.
19:39Do you mind if I check the numbers?
19:43We like to do that before handing over $28 million
19:46Of course
19:4715, 15
19:4932, 32
19:5352, 52
19:5621, 21
19:5924, 27
20:01But what does it say?
20:0334, 37
20:05Those are not the correct numbers.
20:07You know what? That's exactly what I thought.
20:10Wait, wait, wait a moment
20:11Something doesn't add up.
20:12Valky wrote the numbers on this little piece of paper
20:1615, 32, 52, 21
20:21Is this a 4 or a 7?
20:237
20:24What do you mean, 7?
20:26I understand why he mistook it for a 4
20:28It has a small line down the middle
20:30I do the same with my mushrooms.
20:32So that they don't confuse it with the 2
20:34Forget me with your mushrooms
20:35I want our money
20:36Give us our 28 million dollars
20:39Sir, this receipt does not have the...
20:41Who cares about this protection?
20:42Look, look, look
20:43This paper has to be worth at least a million
20:46Cousin!
20:48Remember that for now, reality is still Tureto
20:52Wait, uh
20:53You have guessed 4 numbers correctly
20:55They have earned 100 dollars
20:57Thank you, that's very kind of you.
20:58Come on, cousin
20:59A nice, fresh banknote, just like you said.
21:01I don't want it, I don't want 100 dollars
21:02I want 28 million dollars
21:04I want 28 million dollars
21:06Cousin
21:14It's the story of my life
21:17How could I have believed that I had won the lottery?
21:27But, cousin
21:28Yes, we won the lottery
21:30We got 4 out of 6 numbers right
21:35We have earned 100 dollars
21:37Wow.
21:38What is 100 dollars?
21:40What is 100 dollars?
21:43They are Air Jordan brand sneakers
21:45Are...
21:4820 visits to the top floor of the Sears Tower
21:51Are...
21:56A 4-year subscription to Sports Illustrated magazine
21:59And, asking for it now
22:01It includes a baseball preview and the swimsuit issue.
22:04Valky
22:13How do you do it?
22:16Cousin
22:16You just have to tear off that little card inside the magazine
22:21And then fill it in.
22:23I mean
22:25As you can see, we've earned $100.
22:29While I only see the $27,999,900 we have lost
22:37Okay, cousin
22:40You compare the $28 million you thought you had yesterday
22:44With the $100 you have today
22:47And I'm comparing the $100 we have
22:51Today, with the $100 we didn't have yesterday
22:55Valky, you're right.
23:03You know, I guess I see the glass as half empty.
23:12And you, you, you
23:15You always see the glass as half full.
23:19Cousin
23:26I don't see any glass.
23:29Yeah
23:37Yeah
23:39We explore
23:40Thank you!
24:10Thank you!
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