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Larry ve una maratón de películas de terror en Halloween y a la mañana siguiente cree que Balki se ha convertido en un extraterrestre.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00My Life, My Dream
01:03Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now
01:06Aliens
01:11It's going to be a great party.
01:30Okay, maybe next year.
01:33Okay, goodbye.
01:35Here we are. What's all this fuss about?
01:38Larry, what's wrong? I was in the middle of a very important call.
01:41What were you doing? Telling your hairdresser to put your hair back to your natural color?
01:47Yes, expensive.
01:48For your information, Harriet. This is my natural color.
01:51Ah, girls.
01:52I see, as natural as a scouring pad.
01:57Girls.
01:58Valky and I want you to come to our Halloween party. We'll be watching a horror movie marathon.
02:03No, thanks. I hate Halloween.
02:06I hate parties where combining black and orange is allowed.
02:10The reason you don't want to go is because you're a chicken.
02:14Oh, I'm not!
02:17Come on, you haven't showered alone since you saw Psycho.
02:20Okay. I think I know who I can tell my secrets to now.
02:28Excuse me. I have to write an advertisement column.
02:36And what about you, Harriet? I know you don't get scared easily.
02:39I'm not scared of anything.
02:42So you'll go?
02:43Sorry, my mother-in-law is in town. Why watch movie monsters when you can see them in real life?
02:50Neither Harriet nor Lydia.
02:55I rhyme! Guess who I am!
02:59Oh, Mother! Who could be under that mask? Mr. Goplay?
03:04No! Try again!
03:07I don't know. I'll never guess. Tell me who you are, Valky.
03:11I'm Valky!
03:17I think I'm a good Halloween actor.
03:19The best.
03:20No!
03:21Yes, you are!
03:21No!
03:22Yes, you are!
03:23No!
03:24Yeah!
03:25Know?
03:26Everyone's going to like this tonight.
03:29But I'm not going to wear this to the party.
03:31It's my office costume.
03:33Well, I could take it.
03:36Because nobody from the office is coming to the party.
03:39Just us, Jennifer and Mary Ann.
03:40Nobody else wants to watch the horror movie marathon.
03:43Well, what if nobody else wants to see it?
03:46Why do we see it?
03:48Because terror is what makes Halloween fun.
03:51Yes. About that, cousin, I still don't understand it.
03:54Why would anyone want to sit through 12 hours of horrible movies?
03:57I almost couldn't finish Ishtar.
04:00No.
04:01They're not horrible movies.
04:05Horror movies.
04:05Movies that scare you to death.
04:10I don't want to be scared to death.
04:13For sure yes.
04:14People love being scared.
04:16That's why so many people live in New York.
04:18Okay, I've had enough.
04:39That?
04:40Me too.
04:40That?
04:42But you can't leave now.
04:44We're only halfway through the marathon.
04:46There are still three movies to go.
04:48Six hours of terror is too much for me.
04:50My head hurts, my stomach is in knots
04:52And I think I'm going to get hives.
04:55A lovely evening.
04:58How about a little peck?
05:03Bye bye.
05:04Good night.
05:05Bye bye.
05:06Bye bye.
05:06Good night.
05:07Bye bye.
05:15What's happening to everyone?
05:17They're just scary movies.
05:19You're right.
05:20Who would be scared by scary movies?
05:23Look at this.
05:24They're missing out on the best part.
05:26The invasion of the body snatchers.
05:28Aliens take over Earth
05:30replacing everyone with identical twins
05:31that they raise in large pods.
05:33That could be a light comedy.
05:39Don't tell me you're scared too.
05:42Of course not.
05:43Don't be ridiculous.
05:47Were you hoping for a little change of scenery?
05:50If you want a change of scenery,
05:53Let's watch the next one in the dark.
06:02Don't do that.
06:05Afraid of the dark?
06:06No, I don't have one.
06:12Don't do that.
06:15Are you afraid of the dark?
06:17No, I don't have one.
06:22Yes, it does have it.
06:22No, I don't have one.
06:25Yes, you do.
06:26No, I don't have one.
06:27Yes, I do have one.
06:38Well, we don't have to watch it in the dark.
06:41But I think we shouldn't see any more.
06:44What's the matter?
06:45Are you a chicken?
06:50The closest thing.
06:52Valky, these movies are all lies.
06:59Cousin, they belong to bad people
07:01who do bad things
07:02and they put bad ideas in our heads.
07:05But Valky are harmless.
07:07They go in one eye and out the other.
07:11Well, I don't want to see any more.
07:13Are you afraid that if you watch too many horror movies
07:15Will you turn into a monster?
07:17Well, I don't know what I'll become.
07:19But I'm not going to take any risks.
07:20So I'm going to bed,
07:22to brush my teeth,
07:23to say my prayers
07:24and read the little machine that I can be
07:26to clear my head.
07:30What planet are you from, son?
07:40Well, I'm the only funny person left.
07:43Our horror movie marathon
07:46the invasion continues
07:48of the body snatchers.
07:50Good morning, cousin.
08:14Did you sleep well?
08:16I see I can't scare you
08:17Or do you have eyes in the back of your head?
08:19Of course not,
08:20Don't be ridiculous.
08:22Your third button from the top
08:24It's unbuttoned.
08:27Thank you.
08:31Well,
08:32what are you doing?
08:34This is mach, mach, mach, zig, zig.
08:39Pig stomach stuffed with cheese.
08:45And a pinch of cardamom.
08:47No.
08:49I thought I'd take some with me on the trip.
08:51It holds up well.
08:51Are we going to travel?
08:54Oh, yes.
08:55We're going to Mipos.
08:57Didn't I tell you?
08:58No, you haven't told me.
08:59Wow, look at that.
09:01Valky, if you want to take a trip like that
09:03It needs to be planned in advance.
09:05Check the discounted rates,
09:08coordinate it with our vacation plans.
09:12I need a passport.
09:13How do you do that?
09:17The fact that
09:17You've shot a laser with your finger
09:21And you have lit the fire.
09:25I haven't done it.
09:27Yes, you have.
09:28I haven't done it.
09:30Valky, I was here, I saw it.
09:33Well, cousin,
09:34You must be experiencing an optical illusion.
09:38Perhaps you haven't slept enough.
09:40Would you like me to make you a coffee?
09:41No, not now.
09:42No, I'll have milk.
09:44My stomach is upset.
09:46for all the crap from yesterday.
09:51Your cigarette is burning.
09:53Oh, that's right.
10:05How did you do that?
10:06Done what?
10:07Have you made the milk stop and wait for you?
10:17I haven't done it.
10:21Valky, you turned around and then...
10:24One moment.
10:26I know what's going on.
10:27You're taking it out on me for scaring you last night.
10:30They're very clever, aren't they magic tricks?
10:33No, I don't know how to do magic tricks.
10:42Very good.
10:44Okay, okay.
10:45You win.
10:46I apologize for what I did last night.
10:48I will never try to scare you again.
10:52Thanks, cousin.
10:53Well.
10:54I think I'll let the magbach cig-cig set.
10:59Cousin, let's get to work.
11:01TRUE.
11:02Let's get to work.
11:03Are we taking my car or are you going to transfer us with a lightning bolt?
11:07Oh, cousin.
11:08Do you know that with my salary I can't afford to own a transportation company?
11:13How can I be so ingenious?
11:23Valky.
11:24A giant pod.
11:27Come on, Valky.
11:27This is too much.
11:32Valky.
11:55Harry, Lydia.
11:56Thank God you're here.
11:58You won't believe it.
11:58This morning I saw Valky walk through the door
12:02and made a carton of milk float in mid-air
12:06and lit a fire with his...
12:07...finger.
12:10Let me smell your breath.
12:12Harry.
12:14I haven't been drinking.
12:16Excuse me, Larry, but were you there by chance?
12:19Watching twelve hours of horror movies last night.
12:22And what does that have to do with this?
12:23Well, you watched weird movies yesterday and you're watching weird stuff today.
12:29Yes, I suppose that's an explanation.
12:33Bet on it, cousin.
12:35Why did you say that?
12:37Say what?
12:38Did you say cousin?
12:39I didn't say it, little one.
12:42Yes, you said it.
12:43I said small, small.
12:46There's no way we're cousins.
12:48One moment.
12:53You seem...
12:55...different.
12:58And now you realize?
13:04Relax.
13:05Otherwise, the next thing you'll say is that Valky is an alien.
13:08and that it's turning us all into aliens
13:10to take us to their planet.
13:11I'm going crazy.
13:27Too many movies.
13:29That must be it.
13:30I need to relax.
13:32I need to relax.
13:34And think about something else.
13:36The bears.
13:37The bears.
13:37How are the bears doing?
13:38The planet Mipos discovered behind Pluto!
13:55Pluto Mipos!
13:57Hello, cousin.
13:59How did you get here?
14:00Oh, I let myself fall.
14:03You can't keep deceiving me.
14:05I know everything about Mipos.
14:07It's here, in the chronicle, on the front page.
14:18Where were you?
14:20I haven't left the room.
14:22You might not be so talkative after reading this.
14:26The city council approves the annual budget.
14:30You're right, it leaves me speechless.
14:33It was on the front page.
14:35Cousin, I think you're going crazy.
14:38What's going on?
14:39Why do I see things that aren't there?
14:42I mean, it's...
14:44What is it?
14:44What is it?
14:46What's in that cart?
14:47The mail arrives every day at this time.
14:52That was a thing!
14:55Now I understand everything.
14:57Fire, milk, going through doors, it all fits together.
14:59You are a visitor from another planet.
15:01That has come to Earth with powers and abilities that are far beyond our reach.
15:05And that, disguised as Valky Bartó as a mild-mannered shepherd who works at a local newspaper, he is going to turn us all into bipios so that he can take us to his planet.
15:12Heavens, you caught me.
15:16So it's true?
15:20Yes, Per.
15:21I may be an alien bent on conquering the world, but I'm not a liar.
15:28Cousin, you'll love it, Mipos.
15:30The weather is perfect.
15:32All men are cousins.
15:33And cellulite doesn't exist.
15:36I'm not going to another planet.
15:38Oh, come on, cousin.
15:39I always go where you want to go.
15:42I don't want to go to Mipos.
15:43I will never go to Mipos.
15:44Nothing you say or do will make me want to go to Mipos.
15:47Cousin, do you want to go to Mipos?
15:52I want to go to Mipos.
15:55When the mothership arrives, you'll be first in line.
15:59When the mothership arrives, I'll be first in line.
16:03When I ask, "Who wants pork rice?"
16:07You'll say, I want it, I want it.
16:10When I ask, "Who wants pork rice?"
16:13I'll say it, I'll say it, I'll never eat pork morados.
16:25Your will is very strong, earthling.
16:31Malky, how could you do this to the Earth?
16:34You were so kind.
16:36Well, the Mipiotes have been kind for six thousand years.
16:40When one day someone suggested, "Hey!"
16:43Why don't you watch scary movies?
16:47They won't hurt you.
16:49They go in one eye and out the other.
16:52But they went in and never came out.
16:58They took over the house, cousin.
17:02Bad thoughts appeared.
17:05And those thoughts came together and had small, bad thoughts.
17:11And those small, bad thoughts turned into big, bad thoughts.
17:23And now all we have are big, bad thoughts.
17:30So we took over Earth to have some fun.
17:35Hi Jennifer, it's Larry.
17:58Stop what you're doing and come down right away.
18:01Who is it?
18:02I'm Jennifer.
18:02How did you get here so fast?
18:12You seemed angry, so I went downstairs.
18:14What's happening?
18:21I have proof that Valky is from a planet called Mipos
18:25And it's taking over the Earth, you have to believe me!
18:28Larry, I believe you.
18:29Do you believe me?
18:30Because?
18:31Well, because Valky is floating behind the window.
18:40No!
18:40Don't let him in!
18:41We have to leave right away!
18:43There's no rush.
18:44What does it mean that there's no rush?
18:45If we stay, it will turn us into mythical creatures.
18:48And you think it's so bad, cousin?
18:54Are you wearing a vest?
18:56You are one of them.
18:57Hey, cousin!
19:04Are you going somewhere?
19:10Time to go!
19:12The mothership is in a double row.
19:14Have they all become mythoses?
19:20Of course!
19:22Don't be ridiculous!
19:24Let me give you a hand.
19:27Oh no!
19:28I won't fall for that again!
19:30You'll never catch me!
19:31Oh!
19:32Cousin, come on.
19:34Oh!
19:35Be one of us!
19:42Put on your vest.
19:46The transformation is significant.
19:47No!
19:48No!
19:48No!
19:49No!
19:53Out!
19:54Out!
20:00I will flee!
20:00I will flee!
20:01I will do what I don't run away from!
20:05Out!
20:09Out!
20:10Out!
20:11Don't come any closer!
20:14How could it be?
20:17You'll never buy me that vest!
20:19Cousin, that wasn't my intention.
20:21It doesn't match the knife you're carrying there.
20:23That?
20:28I have a knife in my chest!
20:30It's not great!
20:31I must have fallen asleep in front of the television.
20:36Cousin, I think you had a nightmare.
20:39I believe it.
20:40Valky was awful.
20:42In my dream you were from a planet called Mipos.
20:46And you were taking over the Earth.
20:48And that wasn't the worst part.
20:50The worst part was that you weren't polite at all.
20:53Can you imagine that?
20:56Valky Bartókomus being impolite?
21:03Valky, just to clarify one thing.
21:08What would you do if a stranger approached you on the street, you...
21:13What if I took the money, kicked you, and said your mother wears army boots?
21:17Well, if he had my money, I'd tell him, spend it wisely.
21:26If he kicked me, I would tell him, you should go to a gym to find a more positive way to release your aggression.
21:35And if he told me that my mother wears army boots, I would say,
21:40Have you seen my mom? How is she?
21:41You are, Valky.
21:53Did we see?
21:56Well.
21:58Valky...
21:59Valky...
22:04Valky...
22:05I don't want to have a nightmare like that again.
22:09Observation.
22:10If you hadn't watched so many horror movies, you wouldn't have had a bad dream.
22:14Well, you know what? Ever since my parents dragged me out of fantasy crying,
22:20I tried to test something.
22:25Well, cousin, if you've ever tried anything, you've proven that if you spend twelve hours watching horror movies, you'll have a nightmare.
22:31Of course, the rest of us already knew that.
22:34That's why you saw them alone.
22:36Why learn easily if it can be done with difficulty?
22:41Well, it's your life motto.
22:47Valky, what do you think about calling next Halloween just "night" and giving candy to the children?
22:52Okay, for me?
22:53What do you think of this?
22:55We cleanse some breakfast water and you start to feel better.
22:58OK.
23:00Man, what a nightmare.
23:04It's been crazy.
23:08Every time I turned around, you were gone.
23:18Someone?
23:20Cousin?
23:20Ah!
23:20Thank you!
23:50Thank you!
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