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Balki está orgulloso de poseer su primera acción en su empresa de cereales favorita, hasta que descubre que hacen falsas promesas a sus clientes.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00I will plug cable C into terminal D
01:21Cousin, guess what day it is today
01:25Wednesday?
01:27Yes, but better than that
01:29This is the day we discovered how to get rich
01:33Just like Miss Elvira Wors
01:35Who is Elvira Wors?
01:37Better yet, what has Elvira Wors done?
01:41Listen to this that arrived in the mail today
01:43Miss Elvira Wors, a housewife from Queen, Arkansas
01:48He turned a $500 investment
01:53In the bag?
01:57In the... in...
01:59Valky, leave your money in the bank and forget about the stock market, you don't know anything about it.
02:08Of course, don't be ridiculous.
02:11In my post I was selling my sheep on the stock market
02:14Valky, the American stock exchange does not trade live securities
02:22The securities they buy and sell are company shares.
02:26That sounds more exciting than our market.
02:31And it definitely smells better.
02:34Are there any other differences?
02:38Well... yes, there is one
02:40Depending on whether the business makes money or not, the value of your shares goes up or down.
02:46Oh, then I want the ones that go up.
02:49You are very clever
02:51But sometimes your actions...
02:55I don't want the ones that go down.
02:56No, nobody wants them.
02:58Unfortunately, there's no way to know if your stock will go up or down.
03:02Valky, I think you should forget about this stock market issue.
03:05I want you to help me buy a stock
03:07It's very complicated and you could lose your shirt
03:09Your money, your money, you could lose your money
03:13You're not going to invest in the stock market, and that's all there is to it.
03:16Ah, that's it, that's all
03:17Yes, that's it, I'm not going to help you lose your money
03:20Oh, good, good
03:22No problem
03:25I'll ask Mary Ann to help me with my money.
03:30Wait, wait
03:31Don't ask Mary Ann
03:33Alright
03:35Hey, if you're determined to do it, I'll help you.
03:38Thanks, cousin
03:39Here is the business section
03:45This is the list of all the actions
03:50Okay, which one do you want to buy?
03:53Are there that many?
03:55Here's one I've heard good things about.
03:57Unicorn
03:58I like unicorns
04:00But you said they didn't sell animals
04:02You tried to deceive Valky
04:05Unicorn is the United Corn Corporation
04:09They make breakfast food
04:11Like pancakes or cereal with raisins
04:13Cereal with raisins is my favorite
04:15Each box contains almost 100 raisins
04:19With unicorn cereal
04:21How many can I buy?
04:30Okay, how much money do you want to invest?
04:34$38
04:35$38
04:38This mess for 38 dollars
04:40And 10 cents
04:42Already
04:42Alright
04:44If I lend you one dollar and 90 cents
04:48You will be able to buy a share
04:49Oh, how wonderful!
04:50We will be partners
04:51No no
04:52Consider it a gift
04:54Cousin
04:55It's not wonderful
04:57A little while ago I was more lost than a baby in a forest
05:00I knew nothing about the stock market
05:04And now, thanks to you
05:06I'm going to become a business typhoon
05:09Valky
05:13A typhoon is...
05:15A tropical storm, I know.
05:17I was just kidding
05:18Don't be silly, cousin
05:19Valky
05:30Don't waste your time playing with the comb
05:32Jennifer and Mary Ann will arrive in a minute.
05:35We've made the reservation for 8 o'clock.
05:37Cousin
05:37I have a surprise for you
05:39I have received the certificate for my share
05:46And you've framed it.
05:54Yes that's how it is
05:59Isn't it beautiful?
06:01Yes, it brightens up the whole room
06:03Oh!
06:16The girls
06:29Hello
06:37I hope it's not too late
06:39I couldn't find anything to wear
06:40You look great
06:41That's your color
06:43Thank you
06:45Mary Ann lent me the suit
06:47Jennifer, Mary Ann
06:50I have a surprise for both of you.
06:51Don't tell me
06:52Let me guess
06:54There's no point in you suffering, Mary Ann
07:00Why don't you let Valky tell us?
07:04Better than that
07:04Why don't I show it to you?
07:07Come on
07:07I'll pass, cousin
07:08There it is
07:14What is that supposed to be?
07:23Valky has just bought its first share in United Core Corporation
07:26I own part of America
07:29Congratulations
07:30Oh, thank you.
07:32As you know, our company produces a wide variety of corn products.
07:36But the jewel of our production is the cereal with raisins.
07:42Cereals with the authentic flavor of sweet raisins
07:49Raisins are nature's candy
07:52I'll go get the car keys and maybe we can leave here before they get infected.
07:59I used to eat cereal with raisins, but not anymore.
08:03There are hardly any raisins
08:04It's impossible.
08:07Our company guarantees 100 raisins in each package
08:11I'll show you.
08:13It says so here, it says
08:14100 raisins in each package
08:17As you can see, cereal with raisins, without raisins it would be like Snow White without the seven dwarfs.
08:22Merian may have been mistaken.
08:31It's definitely a mistake
08:33Look at this
08:34Hey?
08:40Where are the raisins?
08:44They must be here
08:45Okay, let's go.
08:49Why does Valky have a package on her face?
08:56He has lost his raisins
08:57Okay, ladies
09:01Why would I give this to my company?
09:08Why would they say they put 100 raisins in each package when they don't?
09:15Perhaps this is a sign to sell your stock, Valky.
09:17They have to be in here.
09:21Maybe they're all at the bottom
09:24Valky, what are you doing? Don't forget we made a reservation.
09:29Cousin, I'm in the middle of a company crisis
09:31Yeah, listen
09:32I don't know what you're doing, but you can't put it off.
09:36No, cousin, please go to the restaurant with Jennifer and Merian and I'll go when I'm done
09:41We'll go to the restaurant and Valky will join us when she's finished singing her raisins.
09:50Two, three, four, five, six, seven
09:53Please, let there be 100
09:55Eight
09:56Nine
09:58Ten
09:59Ten
10:00One
10:11Two
10:13Three
10:14Valky
10:15Valky, are you here? Where have you been?
10:18I called you from the restaurant and you weren't there, I don't know how many times I called
10:22No, fifteen, sixteen
10:24Seventeen
10:25Eighteen
10:26Nineteen
10:27Cousin
10:32I went to the store
10:34A
10:36Two
10:39What is this?
10:41Three
10:41Valky
10:42How many boxes of raisin cereal have you opened?
10:45No
10:45A
10:46Two
10:47Three
10:48Four
10:48Five
10:49Six
10:49Seven
10:50Eight
10:51Nine
10:51Ten
10:51Eleven
10:52Twelve
10:52Thirteen
10:53Cousin
11:01I've opened thirteen boxes of cereal with raisins and not one even comes close to having a hundred raisins.
11:08I feel disappointed
11:12My new family scammed the public
11:16Family? What family?
11:18The Unicorn Family
11:20Mr. Henry Castleman, the chairman of the board, has sent me a letter to tell me that I am the fastest-growing member
11:26Valky, this is a form
11:30Yes, the shape is beautiful.
11:31Families don't send forms, businessmen do.
11:35They are cold and impersonal companies that are only interested in the same old thing: making money.
11:41Valky, you're letting this stock market thing take over your life
11:44This is not your responsibility
11:47Yes, it is.
11:47In my post, when you own a business, you are responsible for everything.
11:51I just had a brilliant idea
11:55Why don't you sell your stock and forget about all this?
11:58Can't
11:59Then I'll sell it myself.
12:00No
12:01Well, I'll buy it.
12:02Valky, please, I'm hungry
12:04I just want you to come to the restaurant for dinner
12:07Cousin, don't you understand?
12:08I need to find a solution
12:10How? How? How are you going to do it?
12:12I'll go to Unicorn and tell them to stop deceiving the public.
12:17Oh, who? Valky, who?
12:20Unicorn is a huge company, it has thousands of employees
12:23Who are you going to talk to?
12:25Oh, who am I going to talk to?
12:26Yes, who are you going to talk to?
12:28I'm going to talk to the man who puts the raisins in the boxes.
12:35Mistake
12:36He follows his foreman's orders.
12:40Well, I'll go see the incompetent one.
12:41And he'll tell you to see the plant manager
12:44We're getting somewhere.
12:46No, no, nowhere.
12:48Valky, Valky
12:49Unicorn is a huge company
12:51It has factories everywhere
12:53It has different levels of authority
12:55The plant manager will send you the district representative
12:58This is the regional representative
12:59You will have to talk to treasurers, auditors, and advisors to the vice president.
13:02Second vice presidents, vice vice presidents
13:05But all this will be for nothing
13:06Because everything follows the orders of the chairman of the board
13:09Well, I'll go see him.
13:10He will not see you
13:11So why are you making me go see all those people first?
13:18To teach you a lesson
13:20It's useless, Valky
13:23You're just a man with one action
13:26They won't listen to you
13:27Okay, cousin
13:28If you came with me
13:30We would be two men with one share
13:32And then they would have to listen to us.
13:50I want to see Mr. Castleman
13:53Do you have a date with him?
13:54Uh, no
13:55Well, he can't see him
13:56Thank you for your help.
13:59Can you schedule an appointment?
14:04Only through your appointment secretary
14:06Can I see her?
14:07No, without an appointment.
14:09Come on
14:11No no
14:12Cousin, cousin
14:13Can't
14:13Valky, I'll buy you an ice cream.
14:15No, cousin
14:22No
14:24The public is being deceived
14:26And if I do nothing to remedy it
14:27I deceive them too.
14:28I'm sure Mr. Castleman would understand.
14:30If only I could talk to him
14:32Are you here to help me or to watch me fail?
14:37OK
14:38OK
14:38But if we want to see that man
14:41We'll have to use a subterfuge.
14:44Of course!
14:46He doesn't make a fool of himself.
14:47Are you carrying any?
14:55Valky, subterfuge is a synonym for cunning
14:59Uh, excuse me
15:13I think there's been a slight mistake
15:15Even though Mr. Bartókomus does not have a prior appointment
15:17I'm sure Mr. Castleman will want to see you
15:20Mr. Bartókomus is a major shareholder
15:23My car, Mrs. Abrams?
15:24Mr. Castleman, I want to see you
15:26I have come to speak with you
15:27I am not Mr. Castleman
15:29I am Mr. Crooker
15:30My name is Lorenz Appleton
15:31And he is one of its largest shareholders
15:33Valky Aristotle Bartókomus
15:35Bartókomus
15:36From the Mediterranean Bartókomus
15:40Have you heard of my island, Mipos?
15:43Does it have an island?
15:45Wow, it's a pleasure to meet one of the largest shareholders
15:48Would you like a coffee?
15:51Espresso?
15:52Cappuccino?
15:52Are you the waiter?
15:57No, the vice president's secretary
16:00I'll soon quit being vice president.
16:01But what is it now?
16:05Did you see something?
16:12Yes, a coffee would be nice.
16:13Mrs. Abrams, please use the china
16:17Yes sir
16:18Mr. Bartokmus has come to see Mr. Castleman
16:22You can talk to me
16:23I will replace him when he retires
16:26Please, gentlemen
16:27Tell me
16:30What's your problem?
16:32Raisins
16:32Raisins?
16:34There aren't enough raisins in the cereal with raisins.
16:37But I'm sure it's something Mr. Bartókomus
16:39I should talk to Mr. Castleman
16:41How many shares did you tell me you own?
16:43A
16:44One hundred thousand
16:44One in a hundred thousand
16:46No no
16:49An action
16:50An action?
16:51Are you kidding me?
16:54Yeah
16:55It's a joke
16:58But yes, Mr. Bartókomus is an internationally known financier.
17:04No, that's enough.
17:05Enough
17:06Enough
17:06Shut up.
17:08Now, if we could streamline the procedures
17:12Mr. Castleman could receive Mr. Bartokmus for five minutes
17:14So that we can then go to a dinner at the White House
17:16Pimo, you said to use cunning
17:24But this is a lie.
17:25I only have one share
17:29But I think this is very important
17:31And I must see Mr. Castleman
17:32Here's the coffee
17:33I forgot the coffee
17:34He'll make sure.
17:35Yes sir
17:36Oh, we're friends with Mr. Castleman.
17:39Look, he's written me a letter
17:40Castleman sends millions of these
17:42They are written by machines.
17:43Mr. Croquer, this man has placed his trust and faith in your company.
17:47Does it mean nothing to you?
17:48No
17:49Here they are
17:51Get them out of here
17:53No, we just want to talk to Mr. Castleman for five minutes
17:57Come on, we don't want to hurt you
17:59And we don't want them to do it to us.
18:01Walking
18:03No
18:04Cousin, I don't like this
18:07Do something
18:09Valky, we've done what we could.
18:13They don't have enough raisins
18:16Today?
18:19Mr. Castleman
18:21Mr. Castleman
18:21Ask for yourself at reception.
18:23Mr. Castleman
18:23Ask for yourself at reception.
18:25The porcelain
18:26This is incredible
18:35Today!
18:36Come in, come in!
18:38Mr. Castleman!
18:40Mr. Castleman!
18:41Mr. Castleman
18:42Ask for yourself at reception.
18:44Mr. Castleman
18:44Porcelain!
18:49Let's go!
18:54Hang in there, cousin!
18:56Oh, oh, oh!
18:58Let me!
18:59Oh, oh, oh!
19:03Aha, cousin!
19:05What the hell is going on here?
19:07Would you like some coffee, Mr. Castleman?
19:09No!
19:10You don't need to worry about this, HC
19:12Mr. Castleman, we've come to see you!
19:15Do I know him?
19:16He sent me a letter
19:18Oh, you are one of our shareholders
19:23It only has one stock, HC
19:25He remains a shareholder
19:26You're right, HC
19:28Why have they come to see him?
19:30There aren't enough raisins in the cereal with raisins.
19:32Do you want more than 100?
19:36What this means is that there aren't 100 in each package.
19:38And you can prove it.
19:39What do you want us to do, count them?
19:43We can do it
19:44I'm only 41
19:5149
19:5238
19:5444
19:55And the 4 I've eaten, 48
19:57It's a disgrace.
19:59We promised the public 100 raisins in each package
20:03Who is responsible for this?
20:06Who is responsible?
20:09What does the quantity of raisins matter?
20:13Have I saved the company money?
20:15Crocker
20:15Yes sir
20:16Put the raisins back in.
20:17But the savings don't disappear
20:18Put them on!
20:19Yes, sir, good idea.
20:20And apologize to Mr. Bartókomus
20:22But, sir
20:23Ask for them
20:24I'm sorry, Mr. Bartókomus
20:26Please accept my apologies.
20:28Of course
20:30Forgiveness is divine
20:32And to be foolish is human.
20:36I'll never understand why my daughter married that jerk.
20:52Does anyone want some coffee?
20:55No
20:56No, thanks
20:56I offer it from the heart
20:58I'm glad you informed me about this, son.
21:04He called me, son
21:06Many people believe that everything in business is cold and impersonal.
21:10And that the only thing we care about is making money
21:13That hadn't crossed our minds
21:15Well, it hadn't crossed his mind
21:20Yes, I do.
21:22Can you do me another favor?
21:27Would you like to sign my form?
21:29Oh, of course, son
21:34Have you seen
21:39Have you ever seen a city from a helicopter?
21:44Well no
21:46Pity
21:47It's a joke
21:51Just because he's rich doesn't mean he's not fun.
21:55What do you think?
21:58If we're going to bother you
22:00To the Kellogg's factory?
22:09You know, Valky?
22:09That Castleman is really funny.
22:11Do you know what the best part of all was?
22:13Overtake the police helicopter?
22:15It was fun
22:16But no, cousin
22:17The best thing was
22:18Thanks to you
22:19America is going to be drowning in it.
22:22What do you mean, thanks to me?
22:25I was the one who said that one man alone cannot change things, and I was wrong.
22:28Well, yes, that's true.
22:30But you were also the one who said that
22:32If you want to change things, you have to go to the one above.
22:35No, what I think I said was that if you went to the one upstairs, they'd throw you out on the street.
22:41Yes, that's true.
22:42But you were the one who said
22:44That we used a subterfuge
22:47What didn't work
22:49You're not going to let me say anything good about you, are you?
22:55Okay, go ahead.
22:56That's it
22:57I don't quite understand it
23:01Pimo, it's simple
23:04If you hadn't told me what not to do
23:07You would never have known what I should do
23:09And as you told me
23:11That I didn't do what I wanted to do
23:14But that he shouldn't do
23:15I was able to do what I had to do
23:17Even though you didn't want me to do it
23:19I'm glad I could help you
23:27No, no, no, no
23:30No, no, no
23:31No, no, no
23:32No no
23:35Thank you!
24:05Thank you!
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