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Balki intenta animar a Larry, que está deprimido en su 24 cumpleaños porque no ha logrado los objetivos que se había fijado como parte de su «plan maestro».
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Why don't they call?
01:42They said they would do it
01:43But nobody ever returns the calls.
01:47What are you doing?
01:50Am I going to call?
01:53Valky, if you use it I'll rip your arm off.
01:55Today someone got out of bed with his left leg
02:00What's wrong with you?
02:03Nothing's wrong with me
02:04I'm fine
02:06Just a little tense
02:07Concerned
02:09Angry
02:09Highly strung
02:10And I assure you that I have not gotten up on the wrong side of the bed.
02:14Hello?
02:16Hello?
02:17Say, Rizdiscon
02:18Yes, I'm Larry Appleton
02:20Are you kidding?
02:23Great, I'll be there.
02:24Today may be the happiest day of my life.
02:27Are you happy now?
02:29You are Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jekyll.
02:32Valky, the graphic director of the Chicago Weekly Gazette just called.
02:38Remember the photo I sent you yesterday of the burning building?
02:41They want to publish it
02:41Wow, cousin!
02:43Congratulations!
02:44I have to be there at six to sign and get paid.
02:46Valky, it's the first one I've sold.
02:49Oh, cousin!
02:51You are a photo pro!
02:53It's your dream come true!
02:55We are happy for the dance of joy!
02:57Go for it!
02:57Valky
02:58A reporter must maintain a shred of dignity
03:03Come on!
03:05Dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai!
03:08Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
03:18I can't believe it
03:19It's a birthday present, great
03:21Today is your birthday
03:23Happy Birthday!
03:25Thank you
03:25What did you give me?
03:27So, what do you mean, what did I give you? I'm the one who has to receive the gifts.
03:33Are you the one who receives gifts? Do you get gifts on your birthday?
03:38Of course, in America that is the tradition, you've never heard of it.
03:40Of course, don't be ridiculous.
03:45I guess you didn't make me a cake either.
03:49What can I say? I'm trash.
03:53Well, never mind, I forgive you because I'm very happy for you.
03:58Why didn't you say it was your birthday?
04:01I don't know, maybe because I wasn't in the mood to celebrate.
04:04But this is getting lively, photo by Larry Appleton
04:08Look who's here
04:09Nothing less than the little fool
04:12And the dumbest one
04:14Mr. Twin Cassetti, good news
04:18Cousin Larry has sold a photo
04:20It's your dream come true
04:22Don't fool yourself
04:24You'll grow old and grey working for me here.
04:28Until you die
04:30Sad, isn't it?
04:37Not even Twin Cassetti can spoil it
04:40I'd better go
04:41But if you have an hour
04:42I prefer it, Valky
04:43What if there is a traffic jam?
04:45What if the elevator were to get stuck between two floors?
04:47What if the building caught fire?
04:49What if a big prehistoric monster came out of Lake Michigan and ate Chicago?
04:55True, I'd better go.
04:56Hello Larry
04:58Sorry, I have to go.
05:00I sold a photo
05:02Great!
05:03Congratulations
05:05Hello Susan
05:07Hello
05:07Tub
05:08Valky?
05:09He's happy and I'm not surprised.
05:10Not only has he sold a photo, but it's his birthday
05:13Why don't we give him a surprise party?
05:15Good idea, when?
05:16No, no, don't tell me.
05:17I want it to be a surprise
05:21Okay, we'll put all the food there.
05:32All the balloons here
05:34AND...
05:35What is this?
05:40This alone...
05:42It is found in America
05:43In Mipos, to do this, we had to step on a harana
05:48It's Larry!
05:53Arrive early
05:53What do we do?
05:56Nothing, nothing
05:57Get off and don't let anyone get on yet.
05:59I will hide all the party things
06:01And we will give him the surprise at the same time
06:03Chimo, Larry
06:19How did it go for you at the newspaper?
06:21Oh, well.
06:22Everything went well
06:23They liked me
06:24They loved my photo
06:25It's been great
06:27Everything went well
06:28Good, good, good
06:31I think you're not telling me some little thing
06:35But important detail
06:37Ah, yes
06:37I haven't told you that after so many congratulations
06:40They didn't want the photo
06:41Oh, cousin, it's terrible
06:42Why not?
06:43Because...
06:44At the last moment
06:45They decided to use a photo of this one by another guy
06:50Oh...
06:52And listen to this
06:53It turns out he's a neighbor of the graphic director's hairdresser.
06:57Look at that nepotism
06:59Well, I would love to look at nepotism.
07:04But I don't know what it is
07:05Do you know what they used?
07:09The most topical photo
07:11A baby rescued from a burning building
07:14What a novelty!
07:16The baby wasn't even cute
07:18Oh, cousin
07:21You must be disappointed
07:23Ah, another birthday
07:25Another exceptional year of failures
07:27With a huge zero for Larry Appleton
07:28It's over
07:30Anymore
07:31I am a photojournalist
07:34It's time to accept my limitations
07:36Cousin, it's just a photo.
07:43It's not just a photo
07:45You don't realize what it means
07:47I think it doesn't matter if I throw my master plan out the window.
07:51No, you can't throw your master plan out the window.
07:56What is a master plan?
08:02Do you have anything in my possession, apart from sheep?
08:06We have a 7-Eleven
08:07You'll see
08:16My master plan is a calendar to achieve my goals in life
08:36Oh, and at 24 you have to sell a photograph.
08:39At 24 I had to win the Pulitzer
08:42I had to sell my first photograph at 16
08:45Well, cousin
08:46Call me stupid if you want.
08:48But instead of giving up
08:50Why don't you change your plan?
08:52And you give yourself a little more time
08:53Oh, sure.
08:54Clear
08:54And what will I do next year?
08:56And the following year?
08:58And so I will continue trying to be a photojournalist at 80 years old.
09:01Well, just as you feel
09:07I think what would really encourage you
09:10It's a nice dinner with some friends
09:12Or maybe
09:13A party
09:15A party?
09:17You're crazy?
09:18I don't even want to hear the word birthday.
09:20Spending the afternoon with people telling you
09:25Hey! How's it going, Larry?
09:26What happened to your master plan?
09:29Just what I need
09:31Thank goodness no one knows it's my birthday.
09:34This is getting ugly
09:42I will go
09:54No, no, cousin
09:55I'll take care of that.
09:59Go away!
10:04I've already taken care of it
10:06Cousin, you look bad.
10:11Why don't you have a nice one?
10:13Yes, it's not a bad idea for him to sleep.
10:14I hope my tears don't short-circuit the electric blanket.
10:18Get out, get out, get out, get out!
10:25Can't
10:26I'm hungry
10:28Ten
10:30Eat peanuts
10:32Thank you
10:35Why do you have them in your pocket?
10:41Because I have a squirrel in the other
10:44Why would I ask?
10:53Pimo
10:53Pimo
10:54Pimo, don't do that.
10:56I'm going to hang up my jacket
10:57Pimo, no
10:59No, no, no, no, no, no
11:04You cannot enter
11:05Valky, has not been assimilated
11:06Please
11:07I'm going to blow you up and I've locked you in the closet
11:09There will be no party
11:10I was wrong
11:11Stupid Valky
11:12And now get out of here.
11:12Don't come back
11:27Never do that
11:31To do what?
11:33Lock me up
11:37Lock me up
11:38In the closet
11:39No, it's not true.
11:44That is not true
11:49You pushed me into the closet
11:50And you have closed the door
11:52No way
11:54What do you mean, no way?
12:00I'm not crazy
12:01Little, yes
12:02And now you will tell me
12:06That no one has knocked on the door
12:07Which door?
12:09That door!
12:10That closet!
12:14I don't know what you're talking about.
12:16OK
12:17OK
12:18Good
12:18You haven't locked me in the closet.
12:20No one has knocked on the door
12:21We don't have this conversation
12:23All day today
12:23It's just a cruel cosmic joke
12:25Ha ha!
12:26Okay!
12:31If Tony Perkins appears wrapped in a robe
12:33And wielding a kitchen knife
12:35Tell him I'm in the shower
12:37Say it!
12:44Oh, hi, Larry's mom!
12:47How are you doing?
12:48Wants to congratulate you on your birthday
12:51But you can't do that
12:53Because?
12:55Because he can't talk to her
12:57Because?
12:58Because he is hoarse, without a voice
12:59And that's it!
13:01Well
13:02I guess you can hear her.
13:05OK
13:06One moment
13:06Pimo Larry, come here!
13:12Here it is
13:13Forward
13:15Is it over?
13:21Well, I don't know what he told her, dear.
13:23But she is more smiling than ever
13:25Yes that's how it is
13:28And good luck
13:28The most miserable day
13:30Of all my miserable life
13:32Did you order a cake?
13:37Please
13:37The party is over
13:38Hey, hey, hey!
13:40You paid and it's yours
13:42Clear!
13:47There is no hot water
13:48Why would there be hot water?
13:51I should have dedicated myself to the hospitality industry
13:53Or to plant walnuts with my uncle
13:54Lerro
13:55Oh!
13:56But no, no
13:58I wanted to be a professional photojournalist
14:00A...
14:01Professional loser!
14:04Well
14:05I'll tell you something
14:06It's time for action
14:08And the job offers
14:10It's time to face reality
14:13Know?
14:17It's the best thing that has ever happened to me in my life.
14:19Nice shirt
14:26This is typical
14:35This is so typical
14:37I am suffering from a personal crisis
14:39Of great magnitude
14:40And you are in dreamland
14:42With a stuffed sheep
14:44Valky
14:45Valky
14:46Valky
14:47Oh!
14:51The wolf is coming!
14:52The wolf is coming!
15:00Nightmares?
15:05Don't do that
15:06Valky
15:08How can you sleep at a time like this?
15:11It's two in the morning
15:12It took me five hours
15:14To reach this conclusion
15:15I am a failure
15:17The only job I'm good for
15:19It is the dependent one
15:20In a second-hand store
15:22I'll give you some good news.
15:24You already have a job
15:25Do you know what time it is?
15:29Yes, I know what time it is.
15:31I am twenty-four years old
15:32And my time ran out at midnight
15:35Oh, cousin
15:37You are very hard on yourself.
15:39I have failed in life
15:41And the proof is that no one has bothered
15:44In congratulating me on my birthday
15:46But you said
15:53That you didn't even want to hear the word birthday
15:57I said it, but I didn't mean it.
15:59You meant it
16:04I didn't mean it
16:05Well, I believed you, cousin.
16:08Nobody has congratulated me
16:11Not even Tina
16:12Not even Susan
16:13Not even my mother
16:14At least I thought she loved me.
16:16Even you
16:18My best friend
16:19You haven't bothered if they want to buy a simple card
16:22Say happy birthday, cousin Larry.
16:24You may be a failure at everything else in your life.
16:26But at least you have a friend.
16:28No, cousin
16:29No, wait a moment
16:31Very little
16:31And too late
16:32It doesn't matter anymore
16:35My birthday is over
16:37And does anyone care?
16:39No
16:39Valky, would you mind?
16:49Would you mind?
16:50I can borrow from you
16:51You
16:52That you lend me
16:53Thank you
16:56I am a case
17:01Valky?
17:29Valky?
17:31Valky?
17:33Valky is that you?
17:35Surprise!
17:38Surprise?
17:39But what is it?
17:40A surprise robbery?
17:41No!
17:41Surprise!
17:43No!
17:44It's a surprise birthday party!
17:46Hey!
17:47Birthday!
17:49But it's three in the morning
17:51I can't believe it
17:53How can it?
17:56No, no, no
17:57They shouldn't have
17:57Who are you?
18:01This is Max
18:03From the bus stop kiosk
18:06I can't be here much longer
18:07I have to go pick up
18:08The early morning edition
18:10I'm glad you could come.
18:11Max
18:12This is Agent Finley
18:14Hello
18:15And this is Sandra
18:18From the chicken shop
18:20You could excuse us.
18:22It's just a moment
18:24Valky?
18:25I don't know these people
18:27I have invited them to your birthday party
18:30Now tell me the truth
18:32Are you surprised?
18:34Amazed
18:37I was so sad
18:40I decided to call all our friends.
18:43And invite them to your party
18:44At dawn?
18:46That's what they told me
18:47So I had to leave
18:50And invite Sandra
18:51To Max
18:52And to the others
18:52Because you can't have a party
18:54If no one comes
18:54Now go
18:55And mingle with the people
18:56Hey
18:58Do you have a bottle opener?
19:01In the drawer next to the sink
19:03Okay
19:04Who is this?
19:06Well, he must be a friend of Lou's.
19:08And who is Lou?
19:13Happy birthday, uncle
19:14Thank you
19:15Snake
19:17Snake
19:19Yeah
19:19I was at the bun shop
19:21And he entered...
19:22What's your name?
19:24Hey
19:25You are a lucky guy
19:26Having him
19:27By friend
19:28Yeah
19:29Every day I ask myself
19:30What have I done to...
19:32Wednesday?
19:36You joke
19:36No, I don't.
19:37It's your birthday, isn't it?
19:41Yeah
19:42Lou told me
19:43It's for you
19:44No!
19:47Open it
19:48Open it
19:49No
19:49No
19:50You shouldn't do it
19:52Oh!
19:55Doughnuts
19:55How did you know?
20:00I didn't know
20:00But it's the typical thing that everyone likes
20:03The typical one
20:04Why don't you make a speech, cousin?
20:07Yes, a speech
20:08Yeah
20:08Forward
20:10Day something
20:11Who are you?
20:13I'm Lou
20:14So you're Lou
20:17I've heard a lot about you
20:19Let him speak, let him speak
20:21Come, come, come
20:22Oh, I...
20:24I don't know what to say
20:26Well, I'm...
20:30So excited that you did this for me
20:33Max
20:34Snake
20:35Sandra
20:37What can I say?
20:41You are...
20:41The best
20:42And I want you to know that it is in...
20:47Moments like this when...
20:50A man realizes the friends he has
20:52So I want to thank you all and tell you that I will never forget this birthday in my life.
21:01Very good, very good
21:02Good, very good
21:04Excuse me, Lou and I have to go, I'm sorry.
21:07Do you feel it?
21:10Goodbye, goodbye, happy birthday
21:12Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, nod
21:14Ready to sing?
21:17Happy Birthday
21:19Happy Birthday
21:22We love you
21:26Larry
21:27Alright?
21:35Here I go
21:35You know, Valky?
21:52Even if you don't believe it
21:53It was the best birthday of my life.
21:56Oh, and now you realize you're not a failure.
21:59You have friends
22:00Thanks, Valky
22:02It was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
22:06Pimo, I organized everything at the last minute
22:11Twice
22:12I have learned something else
22:17I can't give up my dream of being a reporter.
22:21Why not?
22:24On the one hand it is the only dream I have
22:26But who said
22:29Dreams cannot be programmed
22:32Because they have their own schedule?
22:36I said it
22:37I wrote it in my greeting card.
22:41I knew it was someone important
22:43Thanks, Valky
22:46For the party and
22:48For keeping my dream alive
22:50Well, cousin
22:52That's what friends do
22:54Good night
22:58Good night
23:08You ran out of ice
23:10Thanks, Valky
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