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Cuando los primos ganan una tarjeta regalo para comprar en el supermercado, Balki lo ve como una oportunidad para divertirse, pero, por supuesto, Larry tiene un plan.
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00:00Distant Rhythms
00:30Distant Rhythms
01:00Distant Rhythms
01:30Those are free, these cost...
01:33...3 with 95
01:34I'm sorry
01:36Oh, oh, my sausage...
01:44We didn't come here to buy those disgusting cheese sausages.
01:48Distant Rhythms
01:49Distant Rhythms
01:50You're the kind of customer supermarkets love.
01:53Thank you
01:58It wasn't a compliment.
02:02It's clear you don't know the rules of buying
02:05But, cousin, in my post we don't have rules for buying.
02:08Now that I think about it, we don't have any to sell either.
02:11This is America, we have rules for everything.
02:15That's what distinguishes us from the... um... pleated ones
02:19Cousin, cousin, could you teach me?
02:22OK
02:23I suppose I could guide you in what is called comparative buying.
02:28You'll have to do it because I don't even know where they keep the comparisons.
02:31Valky, comparative buying is when you compare the price of one item with that of another.
02:36For example, this rice
02:39Don't take the rice
02:40Which package would you choose?
02:44Well, that one is very nice.
02:46Very beautiful and very expensive
02:48Rule one
02:49Don't fall for the trap of the attractive package
02:52Compare prices, check the weight, and you'll find the best deal.
02:57Where is the best offer?
02:59This is where this device comes into play.
03:02My father gave me this calculator the first time I went shopping alone.
03:06Someday I'll teach you how to use it
03:09Now
03:10One kilo costs one dollar ninety-two
03:15Dividing it by four quarters gives a result of...
03:19Forty-eight cents
03:20Forty-eight cents the quarter
03:24Okay, five kilos at eight dollars and eighty cents gives a result of...
03:36Eleven cents
03:37Eleven cents a quarter
03:41Now, the next size is...
03:48AND...
03:49It's eight cents a quarter
03:52In other words, this is the best offer.
03:55Cousin, you know?
04:03I have noticed that the best offer weighs twenty-five kilos.
04:06That's right, by buying the economy size we save four cents on every quarter
04:12But, cousin, we've only eaten rice three times this year
04:16Which means we'll have rice for...
04:19Sixteen years
04:23Sixteen years
04:28Now, if you look closely, you'll see that I've organized the list according to the four main food groups.
04:39In this way we will be able to...
04:41Look, Valky, I'll try to explain the rules to you.
04:43Do you mind if you want to learn how to shop or not?
04:46Want?
04:47Want?
04:48Do you want to learn how to do the shopping or not?
04:51Yes, I want to, but, cousin!
04:52So, Valky, Valky, Valky, Valky
04:54Ga buddy!
04:54I look
04:55And I learn
04:57This is my shopping cart
05:01Learn how to buy
05:04Why didn't you tell me it wasn't our cart?
05:18Because I was watching and learning.
05:28Tuna in oil, 1.19.
05:33Macaroni, 1.25.
05:37Did you say something?
05:40It was the machine.
05:42Peanut butter, 2.49.
05:45Excuse me, my cousin says this cash register talks.
05:51That's how it is.
05:52It's the latest in technology.
05:57That's intense, isn't it?
06:00The total is 69.25.
06:04Thank you, have a good day.
06:07Cousin, talking machines.
06:10And they are very polite.
06:12Don't you find it funny?
06:15Yes, laziness.
06:17I need to go get some baking soda.
06:19Don't touch anything.
06:24Ah.
06:29How are you?
06:30Well, the truth is that the day hasn't started well.
06:35My cousin Larry wanted to come, but he didn't want me to come with him, and we argued.
06:39Then we came here and had some differences.
06:43Although now that I think about it, well...
06:46We always have differences.
06:49You know what I mean.
06:51Of course, afterwards he let me push the cart for five seconds and I liked that a lot.
06:55So I'm...
06:57I'm happy, yes.
06:59Very happy.
07:01How are you?
07:03Good.
07:11I, I, I, I haven't touched it.
07:13I haven't touched it.
07:14I'm Bill Devaney, the manager.
07:15The manager?
07:16I...
07:16Hey, please don't call the police.
07:19Valgui, what's happening?
07:20Whatever he may have done.
07:21I'm sorry, Valgui.
07:23Say you're sorry.
07:23I've already told him, but he keeps throwing little pieces of paper at me.
07:25Okay, fine.
07:27Excuse me, you haven't done anything wrong.
07:29Yes, no, on the contrary.
07:30You have been chosen by the cash register as the winner of our grand shopping prize.
07:34A prize!
07:35We won a prize, cousin!
07:37A prize!
07:38Okay, great.
07:39Let's grab the oven mitt or whatever we've earned and get out of here.
07:47Did we win a knuckle duster?
07:49No, they've won our grand shopping prize.
07:54Val, did you hear that?
07:56Of course, don't be ridiculous.
07:59Do you know what it means?
08:00I have no idea!
08:01Hey, cousin!
08:19Where have you been?
08:23I've been waiting for two hours!
08:25Oh, cousin, I was just telling all the neighbors about the shopping prize.
08:29I'm so excited thinking about how much fun we're going to have tomorrow
08:32I don't think I'll be able to sleep a wink all night.
08:35I don't know what I'm going to do.
08:37Perhaps counting sheep.
08:39A!
08:45How do I come up with these things?!
08:48This is not the time to be foolish!
08:53Cousin, you're right.
08:55It's a very serious moment.
09:03Tomorrow we can really goof around!
09:06No, no, no, no! Come back here!
09:08The shopping prize is a very serious matter.
09:12I have a plan.
09:14Cousin, why is it that every time we have a chance to have fun, you always have to have a plan?
09:23Malqui, I don't think you realize that this award is a great opportunity.
09:28Of course, it's your chance to have a plan.
09:35Well, sorry for being so organized.
09:40What did you think we were going to do tomorrow?
09:42Do you know what I thought?
09:44I thought we'd run through the supermarket and when we saw something we liked, we'd throw it in the cart.
09:51Oh, oh!
09:51Running through the supermarket throwing things into the cart.
09:55Malqui, do you know how we would end up?
09:59With 800 kilos of sweets!
10:01Pimo, it's not true, it's not fair, and it's not right.
10:12Because I'd also like to get cheese sausages, spicy fries, and maybe...
10:19Okay, okay.
10:21Mint candies.
10:22What have we run out of?
10:23Okay, sir.
10:24Hey, hey, hey.
10:26That's one way to do it.
10:29We'll call it a plan...
10:31Z.
10:37Now listen to my plan, which we'll call Plan A.
10:43I've drawn a diagram of the supermarket, pointing out all the sections we need to go to.
10:49Cousin, what is the gourmet section?
10:53The gourmet section is where they have expensive food, like caviar, escargots...
10:59Oh!
11:01Good.
11:02And what is that?
11:04Caviar and escargots.
11:06Roe and snails.
11:12They are considered delicious.
11:14Well, in my post they are considered...
11:19Fertilizers.
11:25I don't want to swallow those bugs.
11:27Forget me.
11:28I don't want to.
11:29I don't feel like it.
11:31Valky.
11:33You don't understand.
11:34We will not eat that food.
11:40Wow, how silly of me.
11:42Well, didn't I think we'd eat the food?
11:46I must have gotten up on the wrong side.
11:52Can I finish?
11:54I went to Sherrobert and spoke with the chef.
11:57He'll buy everything we pick up.
11:59We'll sell the food, collect the money, and buy...
12:03This.
12:04A green bra?
12:11No.
12:11This.
12:12An air conditioner.
12:14No, cousin.
12:15We don't need air conditioning.
12:18Valky.
12:19Have you forgotten last summer?
12:21Well, of course not.
12:22Don't be ridiculous.
12:24It was my first summer in America.
12:27Absorbed by the excitement of color and the pain of a new country.
12:31I learned the difference between beta and VHS.
12:38Time.
12:40The heat.
12:41Don't you remember the heat?
12:44But the unpleasant thing wasn't the heat, it was the humidity.
12:47Know?
12:48I remember putting on a clean shirt and by five in the afternoon it was already soaked.
12:51No, armpits.
12:52Valky, valky, valky.
12:53What I'm desperately trying to make you understand is that we could...
13:02Do you have air conditioning?
13:05Yes, yes, yes.
13:07This conditioner, Valky.
13:09Look.
13:10This air conditioner would cool the entire apartment during the summer, especially your bedroom.
13:18Valky.
13:19My room?
13:20Yes, your room.
13:21Okay, maybe I can listen to your plan for a little while.
13:33Yes, thank you, thank you.
13:34Okay, come on, you'll see.
13:37They'll give us a cart and three minutes to grab whatever we want, so we have to get the maximum value per cubic centimeter of cart.
13:43Okay, the rules say not to carry bags, but they don't say anything about pockets.
13:48If we run out of space in the shopping cart, we'll bring special clothes with lots of pockets.
13:52Well, I had already chosen an outfit, you know?
13:55It has little borders like this...
13:55Okay, listen, why don't you wear that outfit to another competition?
13:59OK?
14:02Listen.
14:03We'll go to the butcher's section and choose the most expensive cuts directly.
14:06No ground meat.
14:08I repeat, no hamburgers.
14:10Then we'll stop by the fruit shop.
14:13The poor melon harvest has driven prices sky-high.
14:19Then on to the gourmet section.
14:21You'll pick the snails and I'll pick the caviar.
14:23If white fish remains as expensive as it is now, we'll buy it all.
14:28You can ask questions, right?
14:36Do you know if Sylvester Stallone is dubbed by a specialist?
14:43I meant, did you have any questions about the award?
14:54Oh, oh, oh!
14:56Oh no, no, no, no, no!
14:57None!
14:57Oh, oh, oh, oh!
14:58Oh, oh, oh, oh!
14:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
15:00Oh, oh, oh, oh!
15:01Oh, oh, oh, oh!
15:02Oh, oh, oh, oh!
15:03Good.
15:04Okay, let's continue studying each section.
15:07When we get to class.
15:09You're funny.
15:17Thanks, it's part of my cousin Larry's plan.
15:19This way we will carry twice our weight.
15:24We're almost there.
15:26Merian, do you need anything else besides shampoo?
15:29No, thank you, I still have some softening cream left.
15:32Larry, do you think you'll have time to grab my nail polish?
15:37Nail polish?
15:38I told the girls we'd get something from them.
15:43Alright.
15:46Valky, can I talk to you?
15:48Just a moment.
15:51Excuse.
15:55What are you doing?
15:57I thought it would be a nice touch to bring the salt to our neighbors.
16:00We can't do that!
16:02But Mrs. Sleggimich needs salami.
16:04Valky, we only have three minutes to grab what's on the list.
16:08Cousin, I promised.
16:09Well, you shouldn't have done it.
16:11Valky, our whole plan is going to hell.
16:14Well then, change your plan!
16:16Change of plans!
16:18We can't change the plan just as we're about to start.
16:23Why do you think we call it a plan?
16:27Ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention.
16:30The competition is about to begin.
16:33Come closer, come closer.
16:34Welcome to our grand opening party.
16:37I would like to introduce you to the winners of our contest.
16:40The Lord...
16:41...Balky Bartókomb.
16:43Good!
16:44And Mr. Larry Appleton.
16:47Good!
16:49Remember, guys.
16:50You have exactly three minutes to cross the finish line before the bell rings...
16:56...or you will lose everything.
16:58Shoppers to your stalls.
16:59Cousin, I don't understand why we don't have time to be kind to our neighbors.
17:04Listen, we'll invite them to dinner.
17:06Stick to the plan!
17:08Ready?
17:10Ready?
17:12Let's shop!
17:17Park!
17:18Park!
17:18Park!
17:19Park!
17:20Park!
17:21Park!
17:22Park!
17:22Where are you going?
17:24Can I look at the woman from the moment she offers herself to me?
17:26You can buy it later!
17:27Stick to the plan!
17:29Park!
17:32Give them a beating!
17:33Three!
17:34Acedo one!
17:36Acedo dos!
17:37Acedo tres!
17:38Ham!
17:39Four!
17:39Ham one!
17:40Ham two!
17:42Ham three!
17:43Ham four!
17:44Come on!
17:45Three!
17:46Oh, God!
17:47Let's go!
17:48Let's go, two!
17:50Let's go, three of us!
17:51Azones!
17:51Nine!
17:52Salami!
17:53I promised Mrs. Sleggelmich I would bring her salami!
17:56And she told me!
17:57Balke!
17:58If you have the chance, my dear!
17:59You have to bring it to me!
18:01She wants to prepare antipasto for her son!
18:03Balke!
18:04Forget the salami!
18:05We have to pick the melons!
18:08Two minutes!
18:09And what is melan shampoo!
18:13Look, cousin!
18:14It's right here!
18:15Cousin!
18:15In the water!
18:16Pass it to me, cousin!
18:17Cousin!
18:18You're going to run me over, cousin!
18:20You ran me over, cousin!
18:23Here!
18:25Here!
18:25Right here!
18:26Right here!
18:27Right here!
18:30Cream in a jar or a tube!
18:32OK!
18:33OK!
18:34That's it!
18:36Oh, shampoo!
18:37Now to the gourmet section!
18:40Ah!
18:40I need to get the diapers for Silvi's girl!
18:42No!
18:43I need to get the diapers!
18:44Go get the diapers!
18:45Go get the diapers!
18:48This one, cousin!
18:50Pagy!
18:51Whitefish!
18:5219.95 per kilo!
18:59It looks like fishing season!
19:04Here it goes!
19:05There are the people!
19:06Oh!
19:07Here it goes!
19:08Here it goes!
19:09There!
19:11Get married!
19:1330 seconds!
19:15We have 30 seconds left to grab the caviar!
19:18But, cousin!
19:19We're not leaving!
19:20See you there!
19:21We could lose it!
19:22All!
19:23All!
19:24All!
19:26I'm not leaving without the caviar!
19:28But, cousin!
19:29Cousin!
19:30Cousin!
19:3010 seconds!
19:32But, in the end!
19:33Right here!
19:34Right here!
19:34Right here!
19:35Right here!
19:36No
19:57We did it
19:58$635
20:01That's enough to buy the conditioner and the green bra
20:08and we had fun
20:10Did you have fun?
20:13always cousin
20:14always
20:15There's a reason they call me the Jerry Louis of Mipos
20:24because everything is work for me
20:26and fun for you
20:28I don't know, cousin
20:30Maybe because you spend so much time making plans and you don't have any time left.
20:34That's not for having fun
20:36no, it's not anymore, that's not it anymore, it's not anymore, it's not anymore, it's not anymore, it's not anymore, it's not anymore, it's not anymore
20:39It's not that you're going to make a plan now to
20:42buy the conditioner
20:44Well, the most sensible thing to do is compare prices and find the best deal.
20:49Yes, cousin, but you won't have any fun.
20:52I'll have air conditioning
20:54But you won't have any fun at all.
20:56I'll have air conditioning
20:58Okay cousin, do you want to have some fun?
21:01Do you want to? Do you want to? Do you want to have fun?
21:04Yes, I want to
21:05Yes, I want to
21:06Yeah
21:07OK
21:08Listen, in my posts we have a saying
21:11if your Godivais Suiki
21:15tiki bobos
21:17piki tiki
21:20I need to tell you something else.
21:24That wouldn't be bad, thanks.
21:30It means that if you let your hair down, you might be surprised by what you find in it.
21:37You know?
21:44You know, Valky?
21:46In your strange... way... he's right
21:51and?
21:52No?
21:53yes yes yes yes
21:54And you have to teach me how to relax
21:59Who am I? How do I do it?
22:02I'm going to give you the money
22:05I want you to spend every last penny
22:08but cousin
22:09I don't care how you spend it because I know it will be fun
22:13a little crazy and very spontaneous
22:16Well, cousin, 635 bucks from Lala
22:21You know what? I feel great
22:25I've taken a huge weight off my shoulders
22:27It's phenomenal!
22:28Well, me too!
22:36Well
22:38And now, Valky, what do you plan to do with all that money?
22:43Wait, do you mean if I have a plan?
22:46No, no, no, I didn't mean that
22:48But I am going to learn to be less organized.
22:52I want to know how to achieve it in an uninhibited way
22:55free and spontaneous
22:57that's all
22:58Okay, I'll tell you.
23:04Merián will have a birthday soon.
23:06And I want to give a little something.
23:08I'll rent one of those airplanes that belch smoke out the back.
23:12and that they write things in the sky so that it says
23:15Happy birthday Merian from you-know-who
23:19Well, don't you think it's fun?
23:24Right? Right?
23:26Isn't it fun?
23:28Why? What for?
23:29No!
23:30Give me the money!
23:31No!
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23:51Thanks for watching the video.
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