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Primos lejanos - 4x06 - Navegando por un río tranquilo - Parte 1 - HD 1080
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Larry intenta impresionar a Jennifer organizando una acampada junto al río, pero las chicas solo irán si Balki es el líder.
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00:00
Distant Cousins
00:30
Distant Cousins
01:00
Sailing down a calm river. Part one.
01:23
Thank you for letting me drive. When can I do it again?
01:27
How about the 12 of never?
01:30
I'll make a note of it.
01:32
Larry, will you come with us to the company campsite?
01:35
Oh, I do, but my cousin Larry isn't very good at fieldwork.
01:39
I know my cousin Larry like the back of my head.
01:42
No way. There's no way Larry's going camping.
01:46
Valky, we're going camping.
01:48
Bad omen.
01:57
Cousin, I don't understand. You said you hated camping.
02:01
I hate him, but Jennifer adores him. She thinks he's romantic.
02:04
This is my chance to be with Jennifer for a romantic weekend.
02:08
Just a minute, cousin. He caught an old voodoo spell.
02:11
The last time you tried to go on a romantic weekend with Jennifer was when we went skiing.
02:20
The result was that we were caught in an avalanche.
02:25
Jennifer has forgotten all about that.
02:27
That's ok.
02:28
Yes, it is.
02:29
Oh really?
02:30
Well, that's interesting. I would have thought that forgetting being buried alive was difficult.
02:34
Hi guys.
02:38
Hi, Jennifer.
02:39
Ready to eat?
02:40
Jennifer, I have a wonderful surprise for you.
02:43
How about going camping?
02:45
I'd love to.
02:47
Do you mean with you?
02:50
No.
02:52
Memory works.
02:55
I still walk fast whenever I pass a ski shop.
02:57
You have to take a paper bag, put it on your head and breathe in a way that makes everything rise up.
03:02
Okay, okay, okay.
03:03
Enough, enough, enough.
03:04
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
03:06
Do forgetting and forgiving mean nothing?
03:10
No.
03:13
This trip will be different.
03:15
Is everything organized or will we be a large group?
03:18
I don't know.
03:20
You, the forests...
03:23
So many things can go wrong.
03:31
You're right.
03:32
You're right.
03:32
You're absolutely right.
03:33
I couldn't agree with you more.
03:36
Eh, eh, eh, not even I would go camping with me.
03:39
That's why...
03:41
That's why...
03:43
That's why...
03:44
Valky is going to be the leader of the campsite.
03:48
Oh, really?
03:49
Didn't I tell you?
03:50
No.
03:50
What head?
03:51
Thank goodness I'm not in charge.
03:55
Am I going to be the leader?
03:56
Yeah.
03:57
You never let me be a leader.
03:58
You weren't prepared.
04:00
No?
04:00
No, you are now.
04:01
Yeah?
04:01
Yeah.
04:02
Valky is the lord of the jungle.
04:05
He was practically born in the countryside.
04:07
I was born in the countryside.
04:07
Look, there you have it.
04:11
Can't I choose a leader or what?
04:13
Well, if Valky is going to lead, then...
04:16
Will you go?
04:17
Brilliant.
04:18
Valky, would you like to guide us to a place to eat?
04:20
This is fun.
04:22
Let's see.
04:23
What would you think about going to Boscos?
04:25
Livers and pancakes.
04:29
Livers and pancakes.
04:30
Or a drive-through restaurant.
04:32
The anquila is on wheels.
04:36
Rich girl, why don't you tell us this?
04:37
Yeah.
04:39
EITHER...
04:40
There's also the snail, cabbage, Jack's cabbage.
04:42
Where there is an impressive rhythm.
04:44
You can dance.
04:52
Cousin.
04:58
Mary Ann has said she will come with us.
05:04
What is all this?
05:06
Valky.
05:08
This is what we need for camping.
05:13
The ultimate choice in stores for all four seasons.
05:16
With self-ignition, a self-contained propane stove.
05:20
High-intensity camping lantern with double cover and bug light.
05:29
Cousin, are you carrying any bugs?
05:33
For bugs.
05:36
Pa.
05:37
For bugs.
05:45
But, cousin, I...
05:46
I used to think that the idea of camping was a matter of man, nature, and nothing in between.
05:53
Do you think I don't know?
05:54
Listen, if it were just you and me, I wouldn't take anything but my trusty hunting knife.
06:00
But we bring women.
06:06
Well, cousin, in my post, when we bring women it's easier.
06:11
They carry the heavy load.
06:16
That said, Jennifer and Merian were from that tough lineage.
06:20
But they are not.
06:22
Living without comforts doesn't make American women feel romantic.
06:26
Comfort, yes.
06:28
Well, I want to feel comfortable.
06:31
But, my God, what a mess.
06:33
Do we really need all of this?
06:34
Well, the truth is that I've already reduced it to the bare essentials.
06:40
Although I haven't yet decided whether to take the...
06:43
Portable shower.
06:49
What is this?
06:51
Ah.
06:52
Take off your shoes.
06:54
Get inside, little one, and try it.
06:56
But this is the Nova Mas, a sleeping bag, waterproof and for all weather conditions.
07:07
And if you place it on a natural, super-soft air mattress, it provides comfort and warmth.
07:14
Two essential ingredients for a romantic camping trip.
07:17
In fact, the man in the store said that, in case of emergency, two people can fit in it.
07:26
I think he foolishly tricked you.
07:29
There's no way two of them can get in here.
07:32
For sure yes.
07:33
No, I don't think so.
07:34
Yeah.
07:39
What are you doing?
07:41
I'll prove it to you.
07:42
Well, cousin, I can save you time.
07:44
There's no way two people can fit in this sack.
07:46
I can save you time.
07:48
Two people will fit here without any problems.
07:49
OK.
07:50
We could be doing other things.
07:52
This is...
07:53
Wasting the day, isn't it?
07:57
Me, me...
07:59
That?
08:05
Satisfied?
08:07
I'll give myself a slap on the wrist.
08:11
There's room for two people here.
08:13
But they must take turns breathing.
08:16
And if it's very cold, you put on your hood.
08:22
Very intimate, this one.
08:38
Of course.
08:39
Valky, the bag goose...
08:42
That?
08:43
That?
08:44
Is there a goose in this bag?
08:46
No, no, no, Valky, no, no.
08:49
Valky, stop.
08:50
There is no goose.
08:51
Valky, stop.
08:53
For.
08:54
Peers!
08:55
For!
09:02
Feathers!
09:05
Goose feathers.
09:06
The goose feathers in the lining of this bag...
09:10
...will protect us from temperatures as low as -15°C.
09:15
Cousin, I'm sorry.
09:16
As a child...
09:18
...I had a traumatic experience with a goose.
09:31
I bet so.
09:31
Do you want to answer, or should I?
09:44
Please, thank you, sun.
09:57
It's stuck.
09:59
It's a shame this doesn't have a built-in phone.
10:07
Okay, okay, okay.
10:10
Jump, jump, jump.
10:12
Yes, jumping, jumping.
10:14
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
10:25
Yeah.
10:26
You speak, I listen.
10:30
Tell me, tell me.
10:31
Valky.
10:31
Tell me, tell me.
10:33
Valky.
10:33
Tell me, tell me.
10:34
Valky.
10:35
Tell me, tell me.
10:36
Valky.
10:36
Valky!
10:39
What do you want?
10:40
They've hung up.
10:41
We need to get out of here.
10:56
No, do you think so?
11:01
Who is it?
11:02
I'm Jennifer.
11:03
One minute, one minute.
11:07
That way, that way.
11:08
Spin, spin, spin.
11:09
Jumping, jumping, jumping.
11:11
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
11:15
Good!
11:15
Good!
11:15
Hello.
11:17
Hello.
11:34
Hello.
11:36
I was wondering when we were going to...
11:40
Is this a bad time?
11:42
No, no, we were just testing the sleeping bag.
11:56
How are you, Valky?
11:57
Did it pass the stress test?
11:59
Yes, a couple more hours and we'll know for sure.
12:01
Stay still!
12:03
Oh, Jennifer.
12:04
Do you have anything you'd like to try?
12:07
No, I just wanted to know what time in the morning we leave.
12:10
Oh, let's see.
12:11
Do I get up at five thirty?
12:12
Well, you're going to be the first.
12:13
I have to fight, wash my legs,
12:14
to get dressed, to shave my head and to tell me the tip of something.
12:17
So I don't know.
12:18
That's why, Arturo, let's say at six fifteen.
12:25
Good.
12:29
Valky is still our leader, right?
12:32
Sure.
12:32
You never spoke a greater truth.
12:34
Yes, you never spoke a greater truth.
12:37
I was just checking.
12:39
Bye bye.
12:40
Bye bye.
12:40
Bye bye.
12:42
Do you think he's noticed anything strange?
12:48
No no.
12:49
I think she's used to seeing two men wearing a sleeping bag.
12:54
Yeah.
12:55
A minor setback.
12:57
A minor setback.
12:59
But this is going to be the best campsite ever seen.
13:03
Cousin, wake up and smell the propane.
13:09
We're trapped and haven't left the apartment yet.
13:12
Very good.
13:24
Everyone in my group is here.
13:28
Gather around the table.
13:30
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that tips for the group guide are not included in the price of the trip.
13:37
Are you going to take that on the field?
13:40
I'm starting to feel a migraine.
13:41
If there's a hunter in the woods, I want to be sure he sees me.
13:47
See you?
13:48
Hang two lights on your back and planes will land on your back.
13:51
Why do you always do this to me?
13:56
Why are you destroying my self-esteem when I need you most?
14:00
Oh, Merian, isn't it wonderful?
14:03
It's great.
14:04
I haven't camped since...
14:06
From...
14:09
Well, I don't think I've ever been camping.
14:12
Remember, campers, this is not a zoo.
14:15
Do not touch or feed the animals.
14:17
This is your home.
14:18
Try to respect it.
14:19
Larry, come on.
14:22
I'm coming, I'm coming.
14:26
Larry, are you sure you don't want me to help you with that?
14:29
No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.
14:31
If I can't carry twice my weight in gear, then I don't deserve to camp.
14:37
Will you pay attention to me?
14:39
All Chronicle campers, go down the path to the foral,
14:43
where they will be given a mule to take them to the camp.
14:46
And remember, those mules can bite.
14:49
Guys, you're not coming.
14:56
Go ahead, we'll get you now.
14:59
Valky, we need to talk.
15:01
Did you see the girls' faces when the man mentioned the mules?
15:12
No, cousin, I was being a good listener.
15:16
Well, I know, they didn't seem like happy campers.
15:20
But, cousin, how are we going to get to the camp if we don't?
15:23
Oh, look!
15:25
Rafts, Valky!
15:27
This is perfect.
15:29
The camp is right next to the river.
15:32
We'll rent a raft and the river will slowly carry us to the campsite.
15:36
which could be more romantic.
15:38
Shearing a sheep with the woman you love.
15:40
But that's not the point.
15:46
The point is that, as a leader, I veto rafts and opt for mules.
15:52
Valky, Valky, I...
15:54
I didn't want to bring it up before,
15:57
Because you do a great job as a leader,
15:58
But technically, technically,
16:00
Your leadership doesn't begin
16:03
until we reach the camp.
16:08
Did you never mention that?
16:10
I didn't think it was necessary; it was implied in the term.
16:12
Camping leader, camping leader.
16:15
When we arrive at the camp,
16:17
You are the leader of the campsite.
16:20
He will take charge of the campsite.
16:24
But it is my responsibility to take you there.
16:29
Wow!
16:30
I had no idea there was such a subtle division of leadership.
16:36
Now you know.
16:37
Follow me.
16:40
Hello.
16:41
Hello.
16:44
We would like to rent a raft for four people.
16:46
OK.
16:48
That's thirty a day for the raft.
16:51
Do you guys want a guide?
16:52
Yeah.
16:55
Excuse me.
16:56
Clear.
16:56
What are you doing?
17:03
Cousin, I thought it would be a good idea to hire a guide.
17:06
Valky, we don't need a guide to take us along the river.
17:10
Listen.
17:11
The river only flows in one direction.
17:15
It is a one-way river.
17:18
But, cousin, I think it's a bit more complicated than that.
17:20
You think?
17:21
Yes, I believe so.
17:21
You think?
17:22
Yes, I do believe it.
17:22
Okay, Valky.
17:23
Let me ask you a question.
17:25
How many rivers have you been to?
17:27
In how many rivers?
17:29
How many rivers have you been on a rubber raft in America?
17:32
None.
17:33
None.
17:33
Yes, steel.
17:34
Yes, steel.
17:34
On no river on any rubber raft in America.
17:36
Correct.
17:37
Well, I do.
17:38
And I say I don't need a guide.
17:42
Listen.
17:43
Valky.
17:46
Hey, we sat on the raft with Jennifer and Mary Ann.
17:50
The river slowly carries us to the camp.
17:53
We detoured, we got off, I'll take responsibility.
17:57
Yes.
17:58
The point is that everyone will have fun because we'll be rolling along.
18:03
Rolling?
18:04
Rolling.
18:05
Rolling?
18:06
Rolling down the river.
18:09
Rolling down the river?
18:11
I left a job in the city.
18:14
I worked for the man night and day.
18:17
I never lost a minute of sleep worrying about how I could make a canon.
18:24
Wheels pulling, keep pulling towards the blue horizon.
18:29
I suppose we all agree that this time we're having the time of our lives on the pitch.
18:46
Oh, look, a deer!
18:58
It looks like Bambi!
19:00
Oh, Larry!
19:07
Everything is beautiful.
19:09
It is, it is for me.
19:11
Nature.
19:15
I adore her.
19:17
It's good to return to a simple life.
19:20
I have three types of quesadilla.
19:25
Almond, chocolate and Grand Marnier.
19:30
Cousin, we have to make an important decision.
19:34
You're absolutely right, Valky.
19:37
Almond, chocolate or Grand Marnier.
19:41
No, the river.
19:44
It forks there, the way we're going.
19:52
Already.
19:54
This...
19:55
The map says to the left.
20:00
Well, that's what the map says.
20:03
But Mother Nature whispers in my ear to go to the right.
20:07
Hahaha!
20:08
How cute!
20:10
Mother Nature whispers in my ear.
20:13
Well, maybe Mother Nature hasn't seen the map.
20:16
Hahaha!
20:17
Now, almond, chocolate or Grand Marnier.
20:34
Cousin, I think we have a problem.
20:37
I believe you.
20:38
The champagne ran out.
20:40
Bring more from me.
20:42
No, I think the river is getting angry with us.
20:49
Relax, girls.
20:50
We're going to pass.
20:57
Larry, don't you think we're going faster than before?
21:00
Well, maybe a couple of knots.
21:03
It's difficult to measure speed when you're traveling on water.
21:07
However, I'll tell you the danger is quite simple.
21:14
Iron!
21:21
Relax.
21:22
We can do it.
21:24
People navigate the rivers every day.
21:27
How can it be difficult?
21:29
Cousin, this isn't like the rafts at the amusement park.
21:32
No!
21:36
Take it away!
21:37
Oh no!
21:39
No no!
21:46
Here it goes!
21:47
I don't feel it
21:48
Also!
21:50
Also!
21:51
Here, yesterday!
21:53
Here, yesterday!
21:55
Here, yesterday!
21:59
Good!
22:00
So!
22:01
I haven't been doing badly, have I?
22:03
No.
22:05
It's just a little fresh water, but it's very good.
22:10
What is that noise?
22:12
I've heard that noise before.
22:14
Yeah?
22:15
Yes, at Niagara Falls.
22:17
Here, yesterday!
22:47
Here, yesterday!
22:49
I'm falling! I'm falling!
22:51
Hooray! Hooray!
22:53
Long live Dani! Long live Dani!
22:56
I'm going to save myself!
22:57
I'm going to save myself!
22:59
The afternoons!
23:00
Ah!
23:02
That's it, sir!
23:03
Yesterday, Niven!
23:05
Nothing here, clumsily!
23:07
Thank you!
23:37
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