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Larry intenta impresionar a Jennifer organizando una acampada junto al río, pero las chicas solo irán si Balki es el líder.

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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Sailing down a calm river. Part one.
01:23Thank you for letting me drive. When can I do it again?
01:27How about the 12 of never?
01:30I'll make a note of it.
01:32Larry, will you come with us to the company campsite?
01:35Oh, I do, but my cousin Larry isn't very good at fieldwork.
01:39I know my cousin Larry like the back of my head.
01:42No way. There's no way Larry's going camping.
01:46Valky, we're going camping.
01:48Bad omen.
01:57Cousin, I don't understand. You said you hated camping.
02:01I hate him, but Jennifer adores him. She thinks he's romantic.
02:04This is my chance to be with Jennifer for a romantic weekend.
02:08Just a minute, cousin. He caught an old voodoo spell.
02:11The last time you tried to go on a romantic weekend with Jennifer was when we went skiing.
02:20The result was that we were caught in an avalanche.
02:25Jennifer has forgotten all about that.
02:27That's ok.
02:28Yes, it is.
02:29Oh really?
02:30Well, that's interesting. I would have thought that forgetting being buried alive was difficult.
02:34Hi guys.
02:38Hi, Jennifer.
02:39Ready to eat?
02:40Jennifer, I have a wonderful surprise for you.
02:43How about going camping?
02:45I'd love to.
02:47Do you mean with you?
02:50No.
02:52Memory works.
02:55I still walk fast whenever I pass a ski shop.
02:57You have to take a paper bag, put it on your head and breathe in a way that makes everything rise up.
03:02Okay, okay, okay.
03:03Enough, enough, enough.
03:04Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
03:06Do forgetting and forgiving mean nothing?
03:10No.
03:13This trip will be different.
03:15Is everything organized or will we be a large group?
03:18I don't know.
03:20You, the forests...
03:23So many things can go wrong.
03:31You're right.
03:32You're right.
03:32You're absolutely right.
03:33I couldn't agree with you more.
03:36Eh, eh, eh, not even I would go camping with me.
03:39That's why...
03:41That's why...
03:43That's why...
03:44Valky is going to be the leader of the campsite.
03:48Oh, really?
03:49Didn't I tell you?
03:50No.
03:50What head?
03:51Thank goodness I'm not in charge.
03:55Am I going to be the leader?
03:56Yeah.
03:57You never let me be a leader.
03:58You weren't prepared.
04:00No?
04:00No, you are now.
04:01Yeah?
04:01Yeah.
04:02Valky is the lord of the jungle.
04:05He was practically born in the countryside.
04:07I was born in the countryside.
04:07Look, there you have it.
04:11Can't I choose a leader or what?
04:13Well, if Valky is going to lead, then...
04:16Will you go?
04:17Brilliant.
04:18Valky, would you like to guide us to a place to eat?
04:20This is fun.
04:22Let's see.
04:23What would you think about going to Boscos?
04:25Livers and pancakes.
04:29Livers and pancakes.
04:30Or a drive-through restaurant.
04:32The anquila is on wheels.
04:36Rich girl, why don't you tell us this?
04:37Yeah.
04:39EITHER...
04:40There's also the snail, cabbage, Jack's cabbage.
04:42Where there is an impressive rhythm.
04:44You can dance.
04:52Cousin.
04:58Mary Ann has said she will come with us.
05:04What is all this?
05:06Valky.
05:08This is what we need for camping.
05:13The ultimate choice in stores for all four seasons.
05:16With self-ignition, a self-contained propane stove.
05:20High-intensity camping lantern with double cover and bug light.
05:29Cousin, are you carrying any bugs?
05:33For bugs.
05:36Pa.
05:37For bugs.
05:45But, cousin, I...
05:46I used to think that the idea of camping was a matter of man, nature, and nothing in between.
05:53Do you think I don't know?
05:54Listen, if it were just you and me, I wouldn't take anything but my trusty hunting knife.
06:00But we bring women.
06:06Well, cousin, in my post, when we bring women it's easier.
06:11They carry the heavy load.
06:16That said, Jennifer and Merian were from that tough lineage.
06:20But they are not.
06:22Living without comforts doesn't make American women feel romantic.
06:26Comfort, yes.
06:28Well, I want to feel comfortable.
06:31But, my God, what a mess.
06:33Do we really need all of this?
06:34Well, the truth is that I've already reduced it to the bare essentials.
06:40Although I haven't yet decided whether to take the...
06:43Portable shower.
06:49What is this?
06:51Ah.
06:52Take off your shoes.
06:54Get inside, little one, and try it.
06:56But this is the Nova Mas, a sleeping bag, waterproof and for all weather conditions.
07:07And if you place it on a natural, super-soft air mattress, it provides comfort and warmth.
07:14Two essential ingredients for a romantic camping trip.
07:17In fact, the man in the store said that, in case of emergency, two people can fit in it.
07:26I think he foolishly tricked you.
07:29There's no way two of them can get in here.
07:32For sure yes.
07:33No, I don't think so.
07:34Yeah.
07:39What are you doing?
07:41I'll prove it to you.
07:42Well, cousin, I can save you time.
07:44There's no way two people can fit in this sack.
07:46I can save you time.
07:48Two people will fit here without any problems.
07:49OK.
07:50We could be doing other things.
07:52This is...
07:53Wasting the day, isn't it?
07:57Me, me...
07:59That?
08:05Satisfied?
08:07I'll give myself a slap on the wrist.
08:11There's room for two people here.
08:13But they must take turns breathing.
08:16And if it's very cold, you put on your hood.
08:22Very intimate, this one.
08:38Of course.
08:39Valky, the bag goose...
08:42That?
08:43That?
08:44Is there a goose in this bag?
08:46No, no, no, Valky, no, no.
08:49Valky, stop.
08:50There is no goose.
08:51Valky, stop.
08:53For.
08:54Peers!
08:55For!
09:02Feathers!
09:05Goose feathers.
09:06The goose feathers in the lining of this bag...
09:10...will protect us from temperatures as low as -15°C.
09:15Cousin, I'm sorry.
09:16As a child...
09:18...I had a traumatic experience with a goose.
09:31I bet so.
09:31Do you want to answer, or should I?
09:44Please, thank you, sun.
09:57It's stuck.
09:59It's a shame this doesn't have a built-in phone.
10:07Okay, okay, okay.
10:10Jump, jump, jump.
10:12Yes, jumping, jumping.
10:14Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
10:25Yeah.
10:26You speak, I listen.
10:30Tell me, tell me.
10:31Valky.
10:31Tell me, tell me.
10:33Valky.
10:33Tell me, tell me.
10:34Valky.
10:35Tell me, tell me.
10:36Valky.
10:36Valky!
10:39What do you want?
10:40They've hung up.
10:41We need to get out of here.
10:56No, do you think so?
11:01Who is it?
11:02I'm Jennifer.
11:03One minute, one minute.
11:07That way, that way.
11:08Spin, spin, spin.
11:09Jumping, jumping, jumping.
11:11Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
11:15Good!
11:15Good!
11:15Hello.
11:17Hello.
11:34Hello.
11:36I was wondering when we were going to...
11:40Is this a bad time?
11:42No, no, we were just testing the sleeping bag.
11:56How are you, Valky?
11:57Did it pass the stress test?
11:59Yes, a couple more hours and we'll know for sure.
12:01Stay still!
12:03Oh, Jennifer.
12:04Do you have anything you'd like to try?
12:07No, I just wanted to know what time in the morning we leave.
12:10Oh, let's see.
12:11Do I get up at five thirty?
12:12Well, you're going to be the first.
12:13I have to fight, wash my legs,
12:14to get dressed, to shave my head and to tell me the tip of something.
12:17So I don't know.
12:18That's why, Arturo, let's say at six fifteen.
12:25Good.
12:29Valky is still our leader, right?
12:32Sure.
12:32You never spoke a greater truth.
12:34Yes, you never spoke a greater truth.
12:37I was just checking.
12:39Bye bye.
12:40Bye bye.
12:40Bye bye.
12:42Do you think he's noticed anything strange?
12:48No no.
12:49I think she's used to seeing two men wearing a sleeping bag.
12:54Yeah.
12:55A minor setback.
12:57A minor setback.
12:59But this is going to be the best campsite ever seen.
13:03Cousin, wake up and smell the propane.
13:09We're trapped and haven't left the apartment yet.
13:12Very good.
13:24Everyone in my group is here.
13:28Gather around the table.
13:30I would like to take this opportunity to point out that tips for the group guide are not included in the price of the trip.
13:37Are you going to take that on the field?
13:40I'm starting to feel a migraine.
13:41If there's a hunter in the woods, I want to be sure he sees me.
13:47See you?
13:48Hang two lights on your back and planes will land on your back.
13:51Why do you always do this to me?
13:56Why are you destroying my self-esteem when I need you most?
14:00Oh, Merian, isn't it wonderful?
14:03It's great.
14:04I haven't camped since...
14:06From...
14:09Well, I don't think I've ever been camping.
14:12Remember, campers, this is not a zoo.
14:15Do not touch or feed the animals.
14:17This is your home.
14:18Try to respect it.
14:19Larry, come on.
14:22I'm coming, I'm coming.
14:26Larry, are you sure you don't want me to help you with that?
14:29No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.
14:31If I can't carry twice my weight in gear, then I don't deserve to camp.
14:37Will you pay attention to me?
14:39All Chronicle campers, go down the path to the foral,
14:43where they will be given a mule to take them to the camp.
14:46And remember, those mules can bite.
14:49Guys, you're not coming.
14:56Go ahead, we'll get you now.
14:59Valky, we need to talk.
15:01Did you see the girls' faces when the man mentioned the mules?
15:12No, cousin, I was being a good listener.
15:16Well, I know, they didn't seem like happy campers.
15:20But, cousin, how are we going to get to the camp if we don't?
15:23Oh, look!
15:25Rafts, Valky!
15:27This is perfect.
15:29The camp is right next to the river.
15:32We'll rent a raft and the river will slowly carry us to the campsite.
15:36which could be more romantic.
15:38Shearing a sheep with the woman you love.
15:40But that's not the point.
15:46The point is that, as a leader, I veto rafts and opt for mules.
15:52Valky, Valky, I...
15:54I didn't want to bring it up before,
15:57Because you do a great job as a leader,
15:58But technically, technically,
16:00Your leadership doesn't begin
16:03until we reach the camp.
16:08Did you never mention that?
16:10I didn't think it was necessary; it was implied in the term.
16:12Camping leader, camping leader.
16:15When we arrive at the camp,
16:17You are the leader of the campsite.
16:20He will take charge of the campsite.
16:24But it is my responsibility to take you there.
16:29Wow!
16:30I had no idea there was such a subtle division of leadership.
16:36Now you know.
16:37Follow me.
16:40Hello.
16:41Hello.
16:44We would like to rent a raft for four people.
16:46OK.
16:48That's thirty a day for the raft.
16:51Do you guys want a guide?
16:52Yeah.
16:55Excuse me.
16:56Clear.
16:56What are you doing?
17:03Cousin, I thought it would be a good idea to hire a guide.
17:06Valky, we don't need a guide to take us along the river.
17:10Listen.
17:11The river only flows in one direction.
17:15It is a one-way river.
17:18But, cousin, I think it's a bit more complicated than that.
17:20You think?
17:21Yes, I believe so.
17:21You think?
17:22Yes, I do believe it.
17:22Okay, Valky.
17:23Let me ask you a question.
17:25How many rivers have you been to?
17:27In how many rivers?
17:29How many rivers have you been on a rubber raft in America?
17:32None.
17:33None.
17:33Yes, steel.
17:34Yes, steel.
17:34On no river on any rubber raft in America.
17:36Correct.
17:37Well, I do.
17:38And I say I don't need a guide.
17:42Listen.
17:43Valky.
17:46Hey, we sat on the raft with Jennifer and Mary Ann.
17:50The river slowly carries us to the camp.
17:53We detoured, we got off, I'll take responsibility.
17:57Yes.
17:58The point is that everyone will have fun because we'll be rolling along.
18:03Rolling?
18:04Rolling.
18:05Rolling?
18:06Rolling down the river.
18:09Rolling down the river?
18:11I left a job in the city.
18:14I worked for the man night and day.
18:17I never lost a minute of sleep worrying about how I could make a canon.
18:24Wheels pulling, keep pulling towards the blue horizon.
18:29I suppose we all agree that this time we're having the time of our lives on the pitch.
18:46Oh, look, a deer!
18:58It looks like Bambi!
19:00Oh, Larry!
19:07Everything is beautiful.
19:09It is, it is for me.
19:11Nature.
19:15I adore her.
19:17It's good to return to a simple life.
19:20I have three types of quesadilla.
19:25Almond, chocolate and Grand Marnier.
19:30Cousin, we have to make an important decision.
19:34You're absolutely right, Valky.
19:37Almond, chocolate or Grand Marnier.
19:41No, the river.
19:44It forks there, the way we're going.
19:52Already.
19:54This...
19:55The map says to the left.
20:00Well, that's what the map says.
20:03But Mother Nature whispers in my ear to go to the right.
20:07Hahaha!
20:08How cute!
20:10Mother Nature whispers in my ear.
20:13Well, maybe Mother Nature hasn't seen the map.
20:16Hahaha!
20:17Now, almond, chocolate or Grand Marnier.
20:34Cousin, I think we have a problem.
20:37I believe you.
20:38The champagne ran out.
20:40Bring more from me.
20:42No, I think the river is getting angry with us.
20:49Relax, girls.
20:50We're going to pass.
20:57Larry, don't you think we're going faster than before?
21:00Well, maybe a couple of knots.
21:03It's difficult to measure speed when you're traveling on water.
21:07However, I'll tell you the danger is quite simple.
21:14Iron!
21:21Relax.
21:22We can do it.
21:24People navigate the rivers every day.
21:27How can it be difficult?
21:29Cousin, this isn't like the rafts at the amusement park.
21:32No!
21:36Take it away!
21:37Oh no!
21:39No no!
21:46Here it goes!
21:47I don't feel it
21:48Also!
21:50Also!
21:51Here, yesterday!
21:53Here, yesterday!
21:55Here, yesterday!
21:59Good!
22:00So!
22:01I haven't been doing badly, have I?
22:03No.
22:05It's just a little fresh water, but it's very good.
22:10What is that noise?
22:12I've heard that noise before.
22:14Yeah?
22:15Yes, at Niagara Falls.
22:17Here, yesterday!
22:47Here, yesterday!
22:49I'm falling! I'm falling!
22:51Hooray! Hooray!
22:53Long live Dani! Long live Dani!
22:56I'm going to save myself!
22:57I'm going to save myself!
22:59The afternoons!
23:00Ah!
23:02That's it, sir!
23:03Yesterday, Niven!
23:05Nothing here, clumsily!
23:07Thank you!
23:37Thanks for watching the video.
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