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Larry, en lugar de llamar a un fontanero, intenta arreglar él mismo las tuberías de Jennifer.

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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Which tie looks best with this shirt?
01:33I think this
01:34This one is pretty too.
01:45Hi guys
01:53Hello
01:53We've been assigned a last-minute flight to Paris
01:56And you have to do us a favor
01:58Tell me
01:58You could receive the plumber tomorrow
02:01He's going to install the new shower
02:02Yeah, that's done.
02:04This is the plumber's phone number
02:07We need to call him to confirm the time.
02:08Peaceful
02:09I'll take care of it
02:11Well
02:15Thanks guys, we're leaving.
02:16A taxi is waiting for us.
02:17Bye
02:19I'll call the plumber
02:23Listen
02:28Dream plumbing and pipes
02:30I am calling on behalf of Miss Jennifer Lyons
02:34Yes, I want to cancel the appointment, please.
02:37I'm not going to do it myself
02:40No, you can't invite your friends to watch it
02:47Idiot
02:51Hey, cousin
02:55I'm sure I'm wrong
02:57But I could swear I heard you call
02:59And tell the plumber
03:00Don't come
03:01I've done it
03:02Already
03:02Well
03:03I'm sure I'm wrong
03:07But I could swear I heard you tell the plumber
03:10That you were going to install the shower yourself
03:13That's how it is
03:14Already
03:14Well, in that case
03:18I can invite my friends to come and see it
03:21Because
03:23Regarding plumbing
03:25You're not very skilled
03:27This has nothing to do with plumbing.
03:32Jennifer hasn't asked me to call the plumber
03:37What she has asked for is my help.
03:39I could have sworn he asked you to call the plumber
03:43Those were his words
03:45But her eyes said
03:46Help me
03:48No, I think her eyes were saying
03:55Call the plumber
03:57Balaki, balaki, balaki
04:03Women are like that.
04:07She pretends to be helpless so that her man
04:11You can protect them
04:13When Jennifer returns and finds out that her man
04:16He took care of everything
04:18I will be your hero
04:19So what will he do then?
04:21To grow it
04:22Are we still talking about plumbing?
04:42I haven't played
05:01I haven't played
05:02No, no, no, no.
05:32No, no, no, no.
06:02No, no, no, no.
06:32None of them are islands.
06:36And how many showers have you installed?
06:39Well, I...
06:40How many?
06:41How many?
06:42How many showers?
06:43How many showers have you installed?
06:45None.
06:46None, that is, zero, that is, you have never, ever installed a shower.
06:50Correct.
06:51I understand.
06:51And you're telling me, someone who's been surrounded by showers for a quarter of a century?
06:58Am I doing it wrong?
07:01Yes, that's correct.
07:02Then perhaps you can tell me how it should be done.
07:07If I can.
07:07Can?
07:08If I can.
07:08Can?
07:09How should it be done?
07:10Don't know.
07:13But...
07:14I know you're doing it wrong...
07:18Cousin, what do the instructions say?
07:20Instructions?
07:21I threw them away.
07:26My father has done everything in life without ever reading the instructions.
07:31Once, he changed the house's electrical wiring without instructions.
07:35Are you referring to the one that burned to the ground?
07:40They never proved that was the reason.
07:46Are you going to act like a friend now?
07:48Or are you just going to stand there insulting my family?
07:51Pimo, that's fine.
07:56What do you want me to do?
07:57Okay, help me with this.
08:01Ten.
08:09It's a hammer.
08:11Very good.
08:13I've never heard that a hammer was of much help to a plumber.
08:17In my house it was.
08:23Now, here.
08:29I'll hold the key and you hold the hammer; when I give a nod, you hit him.
08:33Repeat that.
08:42When he nods his head, you give it to him.
08:45I can't do it.
08:46Valky, don't make things complicated.
08:49I'll hold the key and you hold the hammer; when I give you a nod, you hit it.
08:53You've got him!
08:54Did you understand?
09:00Yeah.
09:01OK.
09:03Ready?
09:05Yeah.
09:15Something!
09:16What are you doing?
09:27You told me that when you nodded, I should give it to him.
09:32With the key!
09:33With the key!
09:34With the key!
09:34I'll do it myself.
09:47Better, because I'm emotionally devastated.
09:49I won't let it go!
10:19I won't let it go!
10:21I won't let it go!
10:23Is it broken?
10:29Yes that's how it is.
10:31Do you see it, Valky?
10:49Did we do it?
10:51All it takes is a little American ingenuity.
10:54and dedication
10:56In addition to 23 hours of hard work
10:59Hey, cousin
11:02It looks like the crowd has gone crazy
11:06If you want to make an omelet
11:09You have to break some eggs
11:10A little bit of putty
11:14and you won't even notice
11:21Wow, that putty must be amazing!
11:25Yes it is
11:28How about we finish the job?
11:33Jennifer and Mary Ann return tonight
11:35Pimo
11:43Where is this going?
12:04Throw it away
12:05I think we're ready to try it now.
12:14Because?
12:23Because?
12:25Because?
12:36They have broken
12:46No
12:47It's my voice, I mojo
12:54Oh my!
13:06You prefer to do something!
13:26Don't look at me!
13:30Find the stopcock!
13:32I think it's under the wash!
13:34Close it!
13:35Close it!
13:37Cousin, I can't!
13:39My fingers are stuck!
13:41Go on without me, cousin!
13:42Save yourself!
14:03But you're not afraid!
14:04Close it!
14:08No!
14:09Oh!
14:10Oh!
14:12Oh!
14:13No, no, no!
14:43Cousin! What if the shower head comes loose again?
14:51Don't worry
14:52Believe me, when Jennifer arrives and starts showering me with thanks
14:58It will all have been worth it
15:00For me at least
15:02If you'd like, I'll let you share the credit with me.
15:06No, cousin, I prefer that the credit be all yours.
15:13If you like
15:15No, girls
15:17Start taking notes
15:20Hey guys! Hey!
15:32We've brought wine from Paris
15:34It is imported
15:35But if...
15:39He's from California
15:40Well, in Paris they told me it was imported
15:44I tried to tell him
15:49The rich one is for receiving the plumber
15:53The shower-massage felt amazing!
15:55It wasn't the plumber who relaxed your aching muscles, Jennifer.
16:06I installed the shower myself.
16:09Oh!
16:11Look how great!
16:12I don't need to take notes
16:23He just got off the plane
16:28Give him time to adjust to the schedule and...
16:30He'll start showering us with thanks.
16:33Guaranteed
16:34I liked having a wrench in my hands again.
16:44I had forgotten how much I enjoy being with her
16:48I'm happy for you, Larry
16:52I hope we haven't left the bathroom too messy
16:58You don't have to stir things up too much to change the artichoke.
17:02Oh!
17:06Would you be surprised?
17:09What Volki means is that even the simplest home repair
17:13It can be complicated if you don't know how to do it
17:15Cousin Larry knows what he's talking about
17:17It should give you a lot of peace of mind to know that you have a name close by in case of crisis.
17:25Or in case you want a crisis
17:27Valky?
17:33Yeah?
17:34Don't you think I should serve the wine?
17:36Good idea, cousin
17:37I'd better do it.
17:39You know?
17:46That's strange.
17:47I could swear that when we left the bathroom tiles were green and now they're blue
17:51Well, sometimes even something as simple as a new artichoke
17:59It completely changes the look of the bathroom.
18:01It's very nice
18:04But we'll always have to buy new jokes.
18:06If there's anything you'd like me to fix in the apartment
18:12Pima!
18:13Always
18:14I've always been good at manual labor.
18:16My father taught me everything about repairs.
18:19Have I ever told you that my father did the entire electrical installation in the house without consulting the instructions?
18:27The man is a genius
18:29Valky, I'm in the middle of a story
18:32He...
18:33He...
18:34He...
18:35He...
18:36Uh...
18:37Thank you
18:38Here you go, Miriam
18:41Jenny
18:44Delicious rosé
19:03It wasn't pink when I bought it
19:07Pimo, I think there are small leaks
19:14My God
19:16It's okay, don't worry.
19:17No need to panic.
19:18We shouldn't call the casino.
19:22Already
19:30Whatever it was
19:33Arrest
19:34Come on!
19:37Let's not let a few leaks ruin a pleasant evening.
19:42Remember that what's done is done.
19:48Isn't our bathroom right there?
20:08Sound of fourteen
20:20Sound of fourteen
20:22Sound of fourteen
20:27Sound of fourteen
20:28I found
20:31cover
20:33Large tent
20:34Well, it depends on what you plumbers consider an emergency.
20:47Have you seen the Poseidon adventure?
20:56Larry, I still don't understand why you tried to do it alone
20:59I thought that was what you wanted
21:02I just wanted you to call the plumber
21:05It seemed so simple to me
21:07Pimo, the plumber is coming this way
21:14It says to have your checkbook ready.
21:17Because he says they fear the worst
21:26Come on Jennifer, we'd better go upstairs and wait for him.
21:29Bye
21:30Bye
21:31Valkipur
21:42Why did I have to do it?
21:46Why not?
21:48I called the plumber from the beginning
21:50Well, cousin, what...
21:51Or when the pipe broke?
21:53Why didn't I realize?
21:55Because you believed...
21:56Or when the toilet is pure?
21:59What more did he need?
22:01What do I have?
22:02What's wrong with me?
22:03Cousin, you'll see
22:04Part of the problem is that you tend to ask questions without waiting for answers.
22:08How did I let things get so far?
22:15Well, cousin, sometimes you get an idea in your head and you can't let it go.
22:22You remind me of a dog that used to be in Mipos
22:24The bouquet was always being chased until one day it was picked and...
22:32He kept spinning until he died
22:34It wasn't a good show
22:41Yeah...
22:48I guess I get a little too enthusiastic sometimes
22:53I thought I could do it alone and that Jennifer would be impressed.
23:01Cousin, listen
23:03Jennifer loves you for who you are
23:06And you want her to love you for what you are not
23:09I thought that if she thought I was a man
23:14A skillful and competent uncle
23:16He would like it even more
23:19Cousin, listen to me
23:21Jennifer doesn't want a man
23:23Not even a skilled and competent uncle
23:24He loves you
23:49It just can't be
24:00It just can't be?
24:13It just can't be
24:13It just can't be
24:13Fair
24:14It just can't be
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