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Larry gana el décimo puesto en un concurso de fotografía y, como resultado, un conocido fotógrafo lo invita a una fiesta de etiqueta para la inauguración de su última exposición fotográfica. Cuando Jennifer no puede asistir, Balki va con Larry, quien le da un curso intensivo sobre cómo cree que «se supone» que hay que comportarse en un evento así.
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02:09Oh, thank you, cousin!
02:10I thought it was going to suck my brain out.
02:14Valky, you won't believe what I got in my email!
02:18Your letter from the publishing agency may have won!
02:21No, no, but it's as great as that.
02:24Valky, what do I want to be?
02:26High!
02:30To earn a living, what do I want to do?
02:32To be a photographer?
02:34Yeah.
02:35And who inspired me to become a photographer?
02:38No.
02:40Roger Morgan.
02:43Who is it?
02:45Who is Roger Morgan?
02:48He is none other than the best photographer in the world.
02:51This is an invitation for Lawrence Appleton
02:53and another for the formal party to open her new exhibition.
02:57Everyone who appears in the photograph will be there.
03:00He must have gotten confused!
03:03Why else would I invite you?
03:05Well, because...
03:08Because I was one of the winners of the Chicago photography contest
03:11and Roger Morgan was on the jury.
03:13Oh, cousin!
03:16How about that!
03:18Valky.
03:19Valky, it's a great opportunity.
03:22It's like wanting to be a baseball player and meeting Pete Rose.
03:26Or like wanting to be an actor and meeting Lawrence Olivia.
03:29As if I knew the great shepherd of sheep, Sindot Dadibadbad?
03:34Yeah.
03:35Yeah!
03:36So, today is a great day for you.
03:39Yes, it is.
03:41And I'm happy to share it with you.
03:43Oh, cousin, a party!
03:45I love parties!
03:47We can, we can play blind man's bluff and darts
03:50and we can dance the limbo rock.
03:52When you dance limbo rock...
03:53Valky, Valky, you don't understand.
03:56I share my happiness with you,
03:58But I'll share the party with Jennifer.
04:02Jennifer?
04:06Why with Jennifer?
04:08Because she's very pretty and I like her.
04:10You're right.
04:10You're absolutely right.
04:11You're absolutely right.
04:11But in case I couldn't go,
04:14You would come with me.
04:16Yes, you, you.
04:21Mr. Twin Cassetti,
04:22I bet you can't imagine,
04:23Cousin Larry Jennifer will be worth a black tie party.
04:27I am overcome with emotion.
04:28Tell him it was your fault.
04:34Woman, a simple mistake?
04:35Simple mistake.
04:37I am a simple person.
04:38If I make a mistake,
04:38It has to be simple.
04:40Girls, girls,
04:41Why are you angry?
04:44Larry, I can't go to the party.
04:46I have to work.
04:47Work?
04:48But if you were going to New York tonight
04:50and you were coming back tomorrow.
04:51That's what I thought,
04:52But Mary Ann has confused our destinies.
04:54We're not going to New York,
04:55We're going to New Zealand.
04:58New York, New Zealand,
05:00This can happen to anyone.
05:04Are you going to New Zealand?
05:06The sheep capital of the world?
05:10How lucky you are!
05:14See?
05:18I won't be at your party.
05:20I'm sorry, Larry,
05:21I feel terrible.
05:23I hope you find someone else to accompany you.
05:26We'd better leave.
05:27We need to pack our bags.
05:28We return via New Delhi.
05:31You haven't told me anything about New Delhi.
05:33I know nothing about New Delhi.
05:47Who did you say would go with you if not?
05:49How are you?
06:03Valky?
06:05I have tuxedos for tonight's party.
06:08Pimo,
06:09I'm ready.
06:12Tell me.
06:12How are you?
06:16How are you?
06:26Valky, aren't you going to meet Roger Morgan dressed like that?
06:30Why not?
06:31Because it's a formal party,
06:33not one...
06:34bullfight.
06:36But I do look very elegant.
06:38Valky, formal means wearing a tuxedo.
06:41Of course.
06:42He doesn't make a fool of himself.
06:44I'll go lie down for a bit.
06:45Valky.
06:46This is a tuxedo.
06:53I don't have any of this.
06:55I know.
06:56That's why I brought you here.
06:57Oh, cousin.
07:00It's beautiful.
07:02You bought it for me.
07:05I haven't done it.
07:05I rented it.
07:07Are you paying someone else to put Europe on for me?
07:13Yeah.
07:14But I already have Europe.
07:16Ah, but no.
07:18With this.
07:21Yours?
07:21Yeah.
07:22Is yours the same as mine?
07:25Yeah.
07:27But if we're on equal footing,
07:29How will they be able to tell us apart?
07:34Because of the teeth.
07:42Valky.
07:44Believe me.
07:46This is not your typical party where you go to have fun.
07:51Let me see if I understand.
07:53Uh-huh.
07:54Everyone will be wearing black suits.
07:56Yeah.
07:56And nobody goes there to have fun.
07:58Yeah.
07:59What's the difference between that party and a funeral?
08:03There is no body.
08:06For now.
08:10Valky, this party is very important to me.
08:13It is vital that we behave properly.
08:16Roger Morgan often helps aspiring photographers become who they are today.
08:23And what are they today?
08:28Photographers.
08:28What do you want to be?
08:30What do you want to be?
08:32Yeah.
08:33That's how it is.
08:40Valky, to give you an idea of what awaits you, let's imagine that the living room is the gallery.
08:45There are photos on the walls, important people everywhere, we have a drink, we look at a photograph and at that moment someone...
08:54We're drinking.
08:55What would you like?
09:01Coke, please.
09:02Do you have a Coke?
09:05Coca.
09:07At that moment someone...
09:08Let it be light, let it be light.
09:12Do you have a Diet Coke?
09:14At that moment someone...
09:15Caffeine-free, please.
09:16Do you have a caffeine-free Diet Coke?
09:21Then...
09:21I don't know if you have a soda, if you don't it's not a problem.
09:26Without a cup, we're without a cup.
09:28But we can have small cookies.
09:30Neither food nor drink.
09:33Nothing.
09:34We are standing, looking at a photograph.
09:38Ah!
09:39An expert!
09:47Someone approaches and asks...
09:50What do you think of that photograph?
09:52I think she's pretty.
09:53Evil!
09:56I think it's...
09:58Ugly.
09:58Evil!
10:00I think she's ugly...
10:05Beautiful!
10:06Ah!
10:07Ah!
10:07Ah!
10:08Ah!
10:08Ah!
10:08Ah!
10:09Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:11Ah!
10:15Ah!
10:20Is this how you plan to behave when you meet Roger Morgan?
10:23No, I'll be nice.
10:24But you're tough.
10:26Yes, I am.
10:30Valky, at this kind of party, your opinion doesn't matter.
10:36It's important that they believe you share their opinions, you understand?
10:40I don't think so
10:40Okay, I'll explain it to you another way.
10:44When they ask you what you think, you ask them what they think and give them the same answer.
10:49But they already know what they think.
10:51Exactly
10:52And they want to hear the same thing from you.
10:55Try again
10:57We looked at a photo
10:59Valky, where are you going?
11:03Let's look at another photo, I'm fed up with the one of the expert.
11:06What do you think of this photo?
11:18Well, what do you think?
11:22I think I like it
11:23I think so too.
11:24Very good
11:26Now, try on your tuxedo
11:33Cousin, are you sure they behave like that at those parties?
11:36Of course I'm sure
11:37Trust me
11:38It's a game you have to play to get through the door to success.
11:43Don't worry, I won't let you down.
11:45Will you be proud of me?
12:01Calculate, watch out
12:02And with just one
12:04And with just one
12:04And with just one
12:30Cousin, I'm sorry the store was closed.
12:41Me too
12:43I don't mind being different.
12:47I am proud of my ancestry
12:50Well, it still is.
12:52Even though he's following me
13:00Who is Roger Morgan?
13:03I don't see him
13:04Look, it's Frank Lambert, director of photography for Shatter magazine
13:08That's Dick Jorgerson.
13:10He won the Pulitzer Prize last year
13:12And there is Margaret Milgram, the gallery owner
13:16Valky, I never imagined I'd be rubbing shoulders with so many important people
13:21I'd love to rub shoulders with this
13:23It's just an expression
13:26Don't code anyone
13:30Let's mix
13:35That means speaking without touching, without touching.
13:38Hitchhiker on the road of bitterness
13:48I think that's the essence of Roger's best work
13:52Do you think so?
13:56That's how it is
13:56And you
14:00What do you think?
14:07What do I think?
14:08Yeah
14:08What do I think?
14:09Yeah
14:10I think that's the best part of its essence too
14:13We have a calendar with their photos at home.
14:19This is September
14:23A calendar?
14:27Yeah
14:27On top of the toilet
14:29Toilet, please
14:35He's leaving through that door.
14:38Wow, never.
14:42In that case, I suggest a diet rich in fiber.
14:44A tennis shoe, I need a copy
14:49New rule
15:03Don't say anything unless something gets stuck in your throat.
15:09But that didn't prove him right, as you told me.
15:13Don't you think it's a good photo?
15:15Yes, it's a good photo
15:17All of his photos are good.
15:18I watched this all through September
15:21It would have been better if I had done it with a bigger goal in mind.
15:26Alejandro, the car would look more desolate
15:29Wow, you know a lot for someone who's never sold a photo.
15:33Thank you
15:38Know?
15:41I wonder why she only makes them in black and white.
15:43Mister
15:45Thank you
15:48Valky, give her back the tray
15:54Yes, she gave it to me.
15:57Valky
15:58Take something and let it continue to serve others
16:03Thank you
16:08What is this?
16:12Canapés with candied jelly
16:14No, Valky
16:20Valky
16:23Valky, don't even think about it, be happy
16:26Grab anything
16:28I prefer a Frank cocktail
16:34Oh, my name isn't Frank, it's Valky
16:38But there are no cocktails here, they're on that table over there.
16:42Thank you
16:45I'll try to remember.
16:48Hey
16:54They could have waiters who knew their job
16:58Yeah
16:59Ought
17:00How are you?
17:04Margaret!
17:05Oh, Roger
17:05I'm glad to see you
17:07Valky
17:08It's Roger Morgan
17:10Cousin
17:11He's not wearing a black tie.
17:13It's no wonder everyone's staring at him.
17:15Okay, let's go
17:18My hands are sweating
17:20What will I do if you want to cut it for me?
17:22Okay, go ahead.
17:23Mr. Morgan
17:25Yeah?
17:26Oh, oh
17:27It's a great horror to meet him
17:29Am...
17:31I am, I am, I am
17:33Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry
17:34Appleton
17:35I...
17:36I...
17:37I...
17:37I...
17:37Do you have something stuck in your throat?
17:39No
17:40No
17:40I'm fine
17:41Mr. Morgan
17:42I've always wondered
17:43Why does he only take black and white photos?
17:45Well, you see
17:46Cousin Larry was wondering about that
17:48You were asking.
17:49Right?
17:51Excuse
17:51And that's it.
17:56It's over
17:57That man must think I'm an idiot.
18:00Definitely not, cousin
18:01Maybe you speak a little strangely
18:03And well, that's not strange.
18:05But he hasn't met Larry Appleton yet.
18:08Who knows how to speak English
18:10Come on, keep going...
18:12No, I can't talk to him again
18:14I had my chance and I lost it.
18:16You have to try it.
18:17Can't
18:18Yes, you can
18:20Cousin
18:21If I were here
18:22And the great Simdo Daddy Bad Bad
18:24I would be there
18:25I would like you to do this
18:29Oh
18:29Valky, Valky, let me go
18:31Valky
18:31What violence, sir.
18:32You
18:33Mr. Morgan
18:34Hey?
18:36Cousin Larry
18:37Again?
18:38Yeah
18:39He admires him a lot.
18:46I admire him very much
18:47A lot
18:48Thank you
18:48And him...
18:52Would you like to be as good a photographer as you someday?
18:56I would like to, I would like to
18:57That's the great thing about photography
19:00What is a means of non-verbal communication?
19:02The September photo
19:13Yeah
19:13Wouldn't it have been better with a big goal?
19:16Mr. Morgan doesn't usually miss his target.
19:21Don't worry, Mr. Morgan
19:23I'll take care of these individuals
19:25Morgaret?
19:26Morgaret?
19:28Don't listen to Dennis
19:30He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth
19:32It must have been painful for her mother?
19:42Excuse us again!
19:49Do you have any idea what you just said?
19:51I was just trying to help.
19:52Well, you haven't done it.
19:53Morgan must not only think I'm an idiot
19:56Rather, I come from a family of idiots.
19:59Cousin
20:00I'm trying my best.
20:03I don't understand these strange social rules
20:06Where one thing is said and another is thought
20:08People should behave as they should.
20:10Except for Dennis, who should behave differently
20:12You're right
20:16I even regret being here
20:18It's them
20:20Excuse me
20:23But how did it get in here?
20:26It's coming with me.
20:27I'm referring to you
20:28I was invited
20:31And I am his guest.
20:33Well, now I'm disinviting both of you.
20:35You're a complete idiot.
20:37And you
20:40Who is dressed as
20:42From the matador
20:43He's started saying things without any tact.
20:46And terrible.
20:47Wait, wait a moment
20:48It's not that I lack tact.
20:50He's honest.
20:51He is the only one in this room capable of saying what he feels
20:55And don't mess with his suit
20:56He is very proud of his ancestry
20:58Nobody talks to her like that
21:01Well, I'm sorry.
21:02But her grandma is very rude
21:03Your grandma?
21:11I'll call security.
21:15Denis?
21:16Scum
21:17Are you having problems?
21:22Come on, Valky, let's get out of here
21:24Ah, there they are.
21:26Young man, regarding your comment
21:27Mr. Morgan, please
21:30He just repeated a stupid comment he overheard me make.
21:33Well, it's not stupid.
21:34That's a very interesting comment.
21:36Well, that's actually what I think.
21:39I'm not ashamed to say it
21:41No, not now at least
21:42What lens would I have used?
21:46I would have used a 28 millimeter
21:49That's exactly the one I was going to use
21:51But my team was locked in the car
21:53Along with my keys
21:55Oh, Bobo!
21:59Cousin Larry does that, always.
22:01It's very refreshing to hear honest criticism
22:07When I ask people what they think
22:09They look at me and say
22:10What do you think?
22:16Disappointing
22:17Larry
22:20What is your last name?
22:22Appleton
22:22Larry Appleton
22:23My cousin Larry came tenth in the competition you were a judge for
22:26Appleton
22:27I remember her photo
22:29Oh really?
22:30My photo?
22:30Yeah
22:30If they had listened to my opinion, I would have gotten a better position.
22:34Mr. Morgan, you have no idea how happy that makes me.
22:38I was a beginner too.
22:40Appleton has a good eye
22:42I would like to see your work
22:44Yeah?
22:45Yes, bring me some photos to the hotel
22:46Perhaps I can help you
22:48Oh, thank you.
22:49Nice suit, kid.
22:50Very Japanese
22:54Leaf, drawing or doyoye
22:57Dagmar, bing, bing
22:59I can't believe it
23:12Roger Morgan will see some of my photos
23:14Good
23:15I'll take these
23:16This one is not
23:18Maybe this one will
23:19What do you think?
23:22And what do you think?
23:26No, Parkey
23:26We are no longer in the gallery
23:28I really need your opinion
23:29You don't need it.
23:31Cousin, everyone has an opinion
23:33I, Roger Morgan
23:35Even Dennis and his grandma
23:37But the only one that matters is yours.
23:41And now take the ones you like best to Mr. Morgan
23:44Yeah
23:46OK
23:47Come on, Valky
23:50I want to take these photos to the hotel.
23:52This can be wonderful
23:55If Roger Morgan likes
23:57I can work at a newspaper in two weeks
24:00To have another apartment in two months
24:03And in a year
24:04Winning the Pulcher
24:06What if they don't like them?
24:09I'll jump out the window
24:10Cousin
24:11Don't you think all that is exaggerated?
24:15And a middle ground
24:16Okay
24:19What do you think?
24:22If I give him the photos
24:23And we'll see what happens.
24:25Second, that motion
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