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Lydia tiene la oportunidad de cantar para un productor discográfico. Necesita que alguien le lleve un piano a su casa. Balki se ofrece a hacerlo y convence a Larry para que le ayude sin darse cuenta de que el apartamento de Lydia está en un piso alto y que el piano no cabe en el ascensor.

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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Moving a Piano
01:12Electricity bill
01:25Gas bill
01:30Phone receipt
01:31Valky, this one doesn't have a seal.
01:36Valky, Larry
01:44Something wonderful has happened
01:46Today is the happiest day of my life
01:49Miss Lydia, what's wrong?
01:51Chuck Panama is coming to my party tonight
01:55Don't mess with me!
01:58Is Chuck Panama?
02:01The man they dedicated a channel to?
02:06No, Valky, the one you're talking about is Chuck Swift
02:09Chuck Panama is one of the biggest record producers in North America
02:19I've dreamed of being a singer my whole life
02:23Some say I'm a young Barbara Streisand.
02:27If I can get Chuck Panama to hear me
02:30My Grammy is just around the corner
02:33Oh, I'd love to meet your Grammy winner!
02:36Are you coming to the party?
02:42No, no, no, no
02:43She hates parties
02:45But could you do me a small favor?
02:48I can't get a piano delivered to my house tonight.
02:52So I thought that since you guys are coming
02:54You can pick it up on the way
02:56Perfect!
02:57And we're going to ask them if we could bring something.
02:59Wouldn't you love it?
03:02But I have a back problem
03:04If I don't sing tonight in front of Chuck Panama
03:08My life will have no meaning.
03:10I know what you mean
03:13There's only one thing worse than it not making sense.
03:16And it's a back problem
03:18Miss Lydia, I promise you will have your piano
03:24Cousin, don't worry, I'll do the work
03:27I always do all the work
03:28Magnificent! Magnificent!
03:30Here is the receipt for the piano.
03:32Try to arrive early
03:33I want to do a sound test
03:35Thank you!
03:40Why did you do that?
03:44I want to go to the party to have fun
03:46I don't want to sweat moving a piano
03:48Cousin, now Valky has her thinking time all wrapped up to her ears
03:54We're not going to bust our asses
03:57We'll rent one of those trucks that have a small elevator in the back.
04:01Your back won't be a problem.
04:03Your armpits will stay clean and dry
04:05And because you'll have helped a friend, you'll feel good.
04:10What are you saying?
04:13Okay, okay
04:15I will move the piano
04:16But I won't feel well
04:19Yeah
04:19Yes, you will.
04:21I won't do it
04:21Yes, you will.
04:22I won't do it
04:22Yes, you will.
04:23I won't do it
04:24It's starting to hurt a little here.
04:26Good
04:36Bring it
04:37Bring it
04:38Some more
04:39Some more
04:40Some more
04:40To the!
04:42OK
04:43Straight ahead
04:44Straight ahead
04:47Bring it closer
04:48Bring it closer
04:48Bring it closer
04:49Very good
04:50Tour
04:50Tour
04:52Tour
04:53Here
04:54Here
04:55Here
04:55Some more
04:55Some more
04:56Some more
04:57To the!
05:02You thought it was going to be difficult
05:04But it's going to be easier than taking goats up the mountains.
05:07Apparently, a goat won't fit.
05:22Alright
05:25Smarty pants
05:26There's nothing else to be done.
05:28Turn it like this
05:30AND...
05:31Voila!
05:44Ask
05:44How are we going to get it up to Miss Lydia's apartment?
05:48Answer
05:49Not uploading it
05:50Hey
05:51Valgui
05:52We did what we could, and it wasn't enough.
05:55I think the world will have to make do with just one Barbara Streisand
06:00Cousin
06:01There must be a way
06:02No, Valgui
06:10Valgui
06:11Wait
06:11Wait
06:12Think about what you're thinking
06:14Two men carrying a piano up the stairs
06:21A-A
06:22No way
06:24AND...
06:25No
06:25Cousin
06:27We promised
06:28No no
06:29No no
06:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I never promised anything
06:32You promised
06:33You're right
06:36I promised
06:37You didn't promise it
06:39Good
06:40So, you go up in the elevator to the party, I'll take care of this.
06:46And, cousin
06:49Don't worry about me because I'm well positioned
07:10One
07:10One moment
07:14Who moves a piano like that?
07:19A man who is alone
07:20Okay, I'll help you
07:25Thanks, cousin
07:27Now, what we need is a plan.
07:35Pimo, does nobody like your plans as much as I do?
07:40But why can't we just pick it up and carry it up?
07:44Pick it up and take it up?
07:45Yes, pick it up and take it up
07:46Is that what you want, Valky?
07:47Pick it up and take it up?
07:48Yes, pick it up and take it up
07:49Oh, Valky, Valky, Valky
07:52Do you know how people are most often harmed?
07:57Running with knives in their hands?
07:59No
07:59Cutting your toenails with pliers?
08:05No
08:10Sleeping outdoors and letting bugs get into your ears until they build nests
08:14And they go "bich, bich" until they drive you crazy
08:18But if you take a cotton ball for your ears
08:21No, no, no, Valky, Valky, Valky
08:22The most common way people get hurt is by lifting heavy objects incorrectly.
08:32Oh really?
08:33Yes that's how it is
08:35Now, the secret to lifting a piano is to let your legs do all the work
08:43Everything in the legs
08:45Everything in the legs
08:48Everything in the legs
08:50Everything in the legs
08:51Everything in the legs
08:52Everything in the legs
08:53Everything in the legs
08:54Everything in the legs
08:55Everything in the legs
08:56Everything in the legs
08:57Everything in the legs
08:58I like
08:58I knew it
08:59Now
09:01When I count to three
09:04We lifted it to the other side, to the other side, to the other side
09:07When I count to three, we lift the piano up one step and set it down.
09:16What needs to be done is to establish a rhythm
09:18Hey! I've got rhythm
09:20I have music!
09:24I have my piano!
09:25Who could ask for more?!
09:27Ready?
09:35Yeah
09:35All legs
09:37One, two, three, up
09:42One, two, three, up
09:49One, two, three, up
09:54One, two, three, up
09:59On what floor does Lidia live? One, two, three, go up
10:03On number ten?
10:06One, two, three, ten
10:08Who has lost the rhythm?
10:18One, two, three, up
10:34One, two, three, up
10:39Why do I let you convince me to help people?
10:48Why am I listening to you?
10:50I could say no
10:51I said no
10:55Good news
10:59Only ones remain
11:00Only ones remain
11:00Seven floors still
11:03One, two, three, up
11:08One, two, three, up
11:13One, two, three, up
11:17Viva!
11:19One, two, three, up
11:22Viva!
11:22Why don't you move?
11:31I can't move because the piano is on top of my foot.
11:35Well, lift it and stick your foot out
11:43That was my first instinct.
11:46But one of the wheels has gotten caught on the carpet
11:51Okay, okay
11:52You hold the piano
11:54I will go there and lift it from your foot.
11:56That would be good.
12:00Do you have it yet?
12:04Better than you think
12:06I'm sorry
12:23Okay, when I count to three, pick up the piano and don't let go.
12:28Ready?
12:29one two three
12:31I said lift without letting go
12:45Ah, without letting go of the...
12:49Without letting go
12:50So, without
12:57Without was the key to the phrase
13:00I already thought so
13:01Yeah
13:02Go ahead and throw!
13:10Strip!
13:11What do you think I'm doing?
13:12Milking a goat!
13:22Okay, here's the plan
13:23We took the piano up to Lidia's house
13:27And then you come back to my post
13:30I'm glad you're in a good mood.
13:34What a kid!
13:37Okay, now let's get to work.
13:39one two three
13:52Am
13:54Okay, two, three
14:07Which what?
14:11Aaaaaah!
14:14No
14:15We have arrived
14:17We did it
14:18We've arrived!
14:19We did it!
14:20Aaah!
14:25Aaah!
14:26And you said it was going to be difficult
14:28I can't believe it
14:31We carried a piano up ten floors
14:33And my back doesn't hurt.
14:34My back is fine!
14:36Aaah!
14:39Okay, Valky
14:40Open the door
14:41Valky, open the door
15:02It can't be closed, damn it!
15:11Cousin, don't do that
15:19No
15:20Everything will be alright.
15:21Do you know why?
15:22Because all we have to do is go down and up in the elevator
15:26And I'm sure it can be opened from the other side.
15:29OK
15:33OK
15:35OK
15:36OK
15:37OK
15:39But we're missing out on the party!
15:45I know
15:46And I'm sweating
15:48I know
15:49And I've gotten a blister.
15:52And your pants have ripped
15:58Have my pants ripped?
16:01Yes, I was going to tell you earlier
16:03But I thought maybe you'd go crazy
16:06My pants have ripped
16:10I love these pants
16:13These are my good pants
16:15They make me look taller
16:17I should have waited
16:21I hate this stupid piano
16:26I hate him
16:27I hate him
16:27I hate him
16:29I hate him
16:29I hate him
16:30I hate him
16:35Is Mil a barlan?
16:37Is Mil a barlan?
16:39Is Mil a barlan?
16:40Is a thousand a bar?
16:41Are you finished?
17:03Yeah.
17:04Well.
17:05Do you want me to help you down the stairs?
17:07Yeah.
17:09Please.
17:11Don't worry, cousin.
17:21You hurt yourself by doing a favor for a friend.
17:24God will smile upon you.
17:27That's why we did it, for a smile.
17:31Come on, cousin.
17:32If this simple thing knows anything, my little trumpet,
17:36It's when you do something for others,
17:39Good things always happen to you.
17:53What was that?
17:56Anything.
17:57Or could it have been the piano rolling down the stairs?
18:09It seems as if it's chasing us.
18:25Pimo, Stephen King has written something about pianos.
18:36There has to be a logical explanation.
18:41Pianos don't chase people.
18:44Perhaps the ground is sloped.
18:45Or maybe he's alive.
18:58Ah!
18:58Ah!
18:58Ah!
19:07Faster!
19:08Faster!
19:09Would you rather wait for the next one to pass, my little rascal?
19:16Run, callus!
19:26What are you doing?
19:28We forgot your jacket!
19:29Forget the jacket!
19:30Ah!
19:30No!
19:32No!
19:33Ah!
19:33Ah!
19:35Ah!
19:36Ah!
19:55Neither!
19:56I had no idea a piano had so many parts
20:20Oh! You take my breath away! You're a savage!
20:26Seriously, Chuck? You like how I sing?
20:31Why don't we discuss it tomorrow night at my hotel?
20:34Oh! Oh! Oh! Until then!
20:39Bye, little one!
20:42Bye!
20:49Miss Lydia!
20:51Oh, Valky! Larry! I didn't see you at the party!
20:56Had I invited you to the party?
21:01Lydia, we were bringing the piano up for you.
21:04Oh, that!
21:06Funny, I didn't need the piano
21:08In the end I used a tape with the music.
21:12I had the whole orchestra back, and that made my voice sound more real.
21:14What? That little piano!
21:19Did you hear that, Valky?
21:21I didn't need the piano
21:23Well, that's lucky, Miss Lydia.
21:28Because the piano now bears an uncanny resemblance to a pile of firewood.
21:34Who cares about that piano?
21:38Well, Jack liked me.
21:41He liked me a lot
21:44And do you know why he liked me so much?
21:48Because?
21:52People
21:52That it needs other people
21:58She is the luckiest person in the world
22:04With a person
22:06A very special person
22:10Pimo, isn't it wonderful how everything has worked out?
22:20Marvelous?
22:21What is so wonderful?
22:23We killed ourselves carrying a piano up ten floors for nothing
22:28That's true
22:30But...
22:31The important thing is that you helped me do it
22:35Even though you didn't agree
22:38And does that make it worth it?
22:45Of course!
22:46Because, cousin, after you helped me do it
22:50I know that even if the world were to fall on me
22:54I could ask you for help.
22:56Yes, Valky
23:00You're right
23:01But...
23:03Don't ask me for anything for a few days
23:06OK?
23:09There's plenty of time, cousin
23:10We don't have to help Harriet.
23:13Move to our building
23:14See you next week
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