Cuando un médium tiene una premonición mientras sostiene el bolígrafo de la suerte de Larry, Balki se preocupa de que «el señor Muerte» vaya a llevarse a su primo.
01:23Pretty good, considering that J, K, and the period don't work.
01:28Do you want me to upload anything for you?
01:31Yes, give me a minute, I'll be right back.
01:37Do you want me to put it in an envelope?
01:38It's unbelievable that the typewriters in a newspaper don't work.
01:45I'm going to have to use the machine upstairs again.
01:47I'll be right back.
01:48Okay.
01:48Don't do it, little one.
02:04Don't do it, no.
02:06Larry isn't fast.
02:07Jenny, what are you doing here?
02:11If the primolar sees you, he will realize that two and two are four.
02:15Forgive me, little one.
02:16I don't like to interfere.
02:18Just a moment, I'll take it back.
02:19I like to meddle.
02:21What are you up to?
02:23Valky, Merian and I want to surprise him by giving him a typewriter...
02:27And not just any machine.
02:29No no.
02:31A Wellington 4000 with...
02:34Silk-smooth control.
02:37Valky has been everywhere and the Wellington 4000 is too expensive.
02:41Oh, poras.
02:44Have you tried it at Anderson's warehouse?
02:47No.
02:48Upon exiting, two blocks to the left there is an alley.
02:51Tap twice.
02:52Then ask for Malcolm.
02:54And whatever happens, don't look at his tattoo.
03:04Charming.
03:05I need to go to an alley to talk to a man with a tattoo.
03:09Jennifer.
03:11Larry.
03:11Pimo.
03:12Look.
03:14Who has come to see us?
03:16Again?
03:17It's been three days in a row.
03:19Are you going to place another classified ad?
03:22Yes, she came to see us after placing the classified ad in the...
03:28Chronicle in Chicago.
03:32Already.
03:34What do you want to sell now?
03:36The dispenser.
03:36The oven.
03:37The dosing oven.
03:40Are tonight's shows still on?
03:42Tonight?
03:43Have dinner?
03:44Have dinner?
03:45Yes of course.
03:46Okay, I'm leaving.
03:47You know, Valky?
03:57She is transparent to me.
04:01Have you ordered one of those special glasses?
04:04No, I'm referring to the nonsense of the advertisements.
04:11On the first day, she came to sell her sewing machine.
04:14I looked at the ads.
04:15And the only one that was advertised was that of a certain Malcolm.
04:19The next day he wanted to sell his electric toothbrush.
04:22And she loves her brush.
04:26And today, your toaster oven.
04:28Valky, I think I know what's going on.
04:37What is it?
04:38It's obvious, Jennifer has a serious case of...
04:42Laritis.
04:46Of course not.
04:47I don't know how to make indicative.
04:51Laritis is like fearitis.
04:55No, no, it doesn't look anything like it, Valky.
04:59I think she's head over heels for me.
05:04Interesting.
05:07Tonight I'm taking Jennifer out to dinner and I plan to go all out.
05:11Cousin, are you going to let him order a double Whopper?
05:16Better.
05:18Tonight I'll take her to a restaurant with waiters.
05:24You never take me to those places.
05:28Next time.
05:32Ah, Primo Ladi, you are so kind.
05:42I'll be right there!
05:45Where is?
05:46Getting dressed to go out with you.
05:48You got the Wellington with silky smooth control.
05:52It's still too expensive in Anderson, but he says his supplier is having a clearance sale and maybe he can haggle with him.
05:59I love to haggle!
06:00I got this vest by haggling.
06:03I hate it.
06:03You don't beat around the bush.
06:07It's not about the vest, it's about haggling.
06:10Valky, come with me.
06:11No problem.
06:12Come pick it up tomorrow after work...
06:13No, no, no, no.
06:14The sale ends tonight.
06:16Okay, but what about your date with cousin Lari?
06:19Don't worry.
06:20That's why I'll tell him we'll go out another day.
06:22Wait for me downstairs in five minutes.
06:25Valky, which shirt do you think Jennifer will like best?
06:29That?
06:29Jennifer.
06:32Yes, you're here now.
06:35Lari, I'm so sorry, but I can't go out tonight.
06:38Something has come up.
06:40Oh.
06:41Oh.
06:43Oh.
06:46That?
06:46That?
06:49That?
06:50That?
06:51What has emerged?
06:54Oh.
06:56Well.
06:57It's just that I have the...
06:59the opportunity to work on the Concorde flight to Paris
07:02And that's a great opportunity.
07:05Oh.
07:06I didn't know the Concorde flew from Chicago.
07:09That's why Valky is one of a kind.
07:24Okay, I'll see you when I get back.
07:28OK.
07:28Bye bye.
07:29How lucky has Jennifer been?
07:37The Concorde?
07:38Please.
07:40If you want to lie, I think I deserve better lies.
07:43Oh, cousin.
07:44Why do you think he lied to you?
07:46She's your friend.
07:48Friends don't lie to each other.
07:55Thank you.
07:55I know you're trying to cheer me up.
07:59In moments like these,
08:01It's important to have a friend like you.
08:03My love, thank you.
08:06I'm glad I was by your side.
08:08Okay, I'm leaving.
08:16Where are you going?
08:18In moments like this,
08:19It is also very important to be alone with yourself.
08:21So...
08:22I'm going to the cinema to see a movie.
08:26I'll go with you.
08:28I might get motivated.
08:31Now that I think about it,
08:32I don't really feel like going to the cinema.
08:34But...
08:35Why don't you go?
08:42What nonsense.
08:44Cinema won't work.
08:46Prefer...
08:47to stay with you and...
08:49chat.
08:50That makes me feel better.
08:51Okay, fine.
09:03Me...
09:04I spend all afternoon trying to cheer you up.
09:07Tea...
09:07I'm giving you one piece of advice after another.
09:11I invite you to watch a movie,
09:13But you insist that I be with you.
09:16I...
09:17I give,
09:18give,
09:19I give until my head turns blue.
09:22But you want more.
09:24Well, let me tell you something, my friend.
09:25I have nothing more to give you.
09:28The closet is empty.
09:34Marquillo, I...
09:35Ah, ah, ah.
09:36If you want to stay and pity yourself,
09:39forward,
09:40But don't force me to watch it.
09:41And now, excuse me,
09:46I need fresh air.
09:58I can't believe the evil I can't believe.
09:59that we've done such a good deal.
10:01Where did you learn to haggle like that?
10:03In Mipo,
10:03Only fools buy at that price.
10:05Oh, I've been checking in on you.
10:08Yes, that's true.
10:09It's true.
10:11Larry is going to hear us.
10:13I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
10:14I don't know for how long
10:15We can continue to deceive cousin Larry.
10:17Remember, if Larry finds out
10:18everything will be ruined.
10:20Okay, okay.
10:20I'll see you tomorrow.
10:22Get some sleep.
10:25But you've won.
10:29Oh, yes.
10:31I'm exhausted.
10:33Too bad you were great.
10:35Kid.
10:35It's true.
10:38Oh, yes.
10:41I've learned a lot from you tonight.
10:44You know what they say.
10:46The more you do it,
10:48You'll do better.
10:50Well, you're the best.
10:54Good night.
10:55Bye bye.
10:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
11:25Hey Larry, come on in if you want
11:29Pretty robe
11:30Thank you
11:31Valky is here
11:34Larry, Valky is your partner
11:37I live with Jennifer
11:38Jennifer is there
11:43He left early
11:45Something wrong?
11:47Marian, you'd better sit down
11:49I have to give you
11:54Very unpleasant news
11:57Do they no longer manufacture this fabric?
12:10Marian, listen carefully
12:13Jennifer and Valky
12:17They have relations
12:19What do you mean?
12:24Relations
12:26An adventure
12:27Are
12:27Linked
12:29Yeah?
12:35Valky and Jennifer
12:38They have relations
12:39Sexual
12:41Disorders
12:42Degradants
12:43Valky and Jennifer
12:46I can't believe it
12:48Valky is the sweetest boy
12:50That I have met
12:51And Jennifer and I
12:52We are friends
12:53From the age of eight
12:54How could they have?
12:58Love
12:59It causes suffering
13:01I believe it.
13:03But, Larry
13:05Yeah
13:05Why are you so upset?
13:20Keep sleeping
13:21Jennifer
13:38Jennifer
13:40Tell me carefully
13:41Good morning, cousin
13:51Good morning, cousin
13:54Wow, really
13:57You're a soft guy
13:58No?
14:01Well
14:02I use moisturizer
14:04Me...
14:05I take good care of myself.
14:08You look unwell.
14:10Hey, why don't we have breakfast out?
14:13We'll have a good breakfast.
14:14I invite
14:15I'm not hungry
14:16Why don't we go for a walk then?
14:18We'll take a walk along State Street
14:20It's a big street
14:21And it will whet our appetites.
14:23Good
14:25Cousin
14:30Don't put your cape in the closet
14:33The other day
14:34I found a cockroach
14:36About the size of a paquepot
14:38Oh!
14:39Oh!
14:40Wow, it was big!
14:41AND...
14:42There it is
14:42She must be killed
14:43Come on
14:43It's impossible to kill her
14:46Look, she's not even hurt.
14:48That's enough, dad.
14:49When you're ready to be honest with me
14:53Tell me
14:54While
14:58I'm in my room
15:00Wait a minute, cousin
15:02Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
15:06Don't go to your room
15:12Let's be...
15:14Let's be honest
15:15Let's sit down and talk things out.
15:19Sincerely
15:21AND...
15:23Let's grow our hair long
15:24You first
15:28Okay, Valky
15:33Enough with the clowning around
15:34I know what's happening
15:36Oh, really?
15:37Yes I know
15:38I know what's between you and Jennifer
15:40Oh...
15:41Me...
15:42You took my breath away.
15:45Yes, if you only knew how hard we've tried to keep it from you.
15:52Uh-huh
15:53So you admit it
15:57Cousin, I'm sorry you found out.
16:01How long have you been doing this?
16:07Well, we'd been thinking about it for a couple of months, but...
16:11We didn't actually do anything until last week
16:16How could you deceive me for so long?
16:20Are you asking me?
16:22It wasn't easy.
16:23But you know what?
16:24We enjoyed imagining the surprised look on your face when you suddenly found out
16:29When will you find out suddenly?
16:36What were you thinking, sending me a telegram?
16:39No, we were thinking of inviting you to dinner
16:42And right before dessert we were going to scream
16:45Surprise!
16:50So...
16:51So that's how you were going to tell me that you and Jennifer are lovers
16:56You're stealing my girl
17:05You're lying to me
17:07And then you throw a party to tell me about it
17:12You have no regrets
17:15Neither shame nor embarrassment
17:18It's obvious.
17:25No
17:25Larry Appleton
17:30Aha!
17:34How dare you speak to Valky like that?
17:36He's your best friend!
17:37My best friend?
17:39Oh really?
17:40Oh really?
17:41And where did my best friend take you last night?
17:44Dinner time?
17:44Let's dance?
17:46To a clearance sale in a warehouse
17:48Original
17:51We went there to buy you a gift
17:58That's why you were in Valky's bedroom
18:01Exact
18:03That's why I was in Valky's bedroom
18:05And what, what, what, what were you doing?
18:08Wrapping it up?
18:15That's a Wellington 4000.
18:17Controlled like thirst
18:23Oh, mother
18:40Aha!
18:43Marian!
18:43Don't come at me with Marian!
18:45How dare you take away a man I like very much?
18:52Marian, I didn't take Valky away from you.
18:54We were buying a typewriter
18:56Do you remember?
18:58Oh, of course!
18:59Harry had no sexual relations, orders, or degrading behavior.
19:09I know, now
19:17We'd better leave
19:20We'll talk later, okay?
19:23Yeah
19:23What's happening?
19:26Marian, you never find out
19:29He is written
19:38Yeah
19:40Oh, of course!
19:42Yes of course!
19:45Ah, of course!
19:49Oh!
19:51Ah, of course!
19:51Ah, of course!
19:53No, no, no, no, no!
19:54Isabas with Marian!
19:55Ah, of course!
19:56Ah, of course!
19:57Ah!
19:58What... what crazy things can people believe?
20:24All because of a silly misunderstanding.
20:31Thinking about the nonsense, the stupid things I've believed.
20:38Like... believing that you and Jennifer, well, it's enough to make you die laughing, isn't it?
20:45Valqui, I... I don't know what to say.
21:02I'm so sorry.
21:04It's just that when I thought you and Jennifer were having an affair
21:11I thought I was going crazy
21:17Were you going crazy?
21:24Were you going crazy?
21:28Have you gone crazy?
21:34I thought you were going to steal my girl, but you didn't.
Sé la primera persona en añadir un comentario