Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x01 - Erase un caos - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Mientras Paloma continúa en el hospital en estado de coma, Nieves, la hermana de Juan Cuesta, se traslada al edificio para vivir con la familia. Roberto y Lucía han regresado de sus idílicas vacaciones por el Caribe muy enfadados, por lo que rompen su relación y Roberto se va a vivir al ático, en donde se encuentra escondido Andrés, que huye de la policía por un delito fiscal. Por su parte, Emilio y Belén deciden, por fin, vivir juntos en el 3º B en plan parejita feliz. Alicia, que no aguanta que Emilio utilice sus cosas, se va a vivir con Lucía. Mariano se instala en la portería y la convierte en un idílico piso de soltero.

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00:00:00Music

00:00:12Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here

00:00:26Son, you're going to live with Veneri, that's very nice.

00:00:29It's going to be very hard for me to be alone, but your happiness comes first.

00:00:34Dad, don't get so worked up, you're happy with life.

00:00:36Of course, damn, it took me 60 years to have a bachelor pad.

00:00:40Hey, hey, hey, this goal is not yours, let that be clear.

00:00:42I'm going to try this cohabitation thing, if I don't like it, I'll go back.

00:00:45Ah, very pretty, very pretty

00:00:47If you're thinking of coming to live with me with that attitude, we'd better leave it.

00:00:50Yeah man, now that we've uploaded everything

00:00:52But we went down

00:00:52That you are going to be very happy

00:00:54Come on, out

00:00:55The box, don't leave empty-handed, pull

00:00:59Don't push me and take it easy, okay?

00:01:00Come on

00:01:01Hey, Belén, what time do we eat at your house?

00:01:04What do you mean, what time do we eat?

00:01:06Man, it's to adapt to bad schedules, so as not to bother

00:01:08That you have to start fixing yourself

00:01:10Leave us alone

00:01:11Well, we agreed on that.

00:01:13From two to two and four I'm up

00:01:15May you be very happy

00:01:17Yes!

00:01:18Pull it in now

00:01:19Here the card is chewed

00:01:21Father can come to eat on Sundays

00:01:23Giving one month's notice

00:01:24If I can't snore, how well?

00:01:27The man is being a tough guy.

00:01:27Well, let him look for a job.

00:01:29Come on!

00:01:29But how is he going to work with that face?

00:01:31If you once started selling customers at a traffic light

00:01:32And the cars didn't stop even if they were red

00:01:34What voices are those?

00:01:36That are not hours

00:01:37Oh, excuse me, Mrs. Concha.

00:01:39The thing is...

00:01:39It's that Emilio was helping me carry the groceries.

00:01:41The purchase?

00:01:42At two in the morning?

00:01:44Yes, he does it online, of course.

00:01:45They keep the international time

00:01:46And now let's see how I get back to sleep.

00:01:49This one has it all rigid

00:01:50Except for the eardrum

00:01:51Wouldn't it be better if we told the neighbors?

00:01:55That you are coming to live with me

00:01:56We're out of trouble now.

00:01:57No, no

00:01:57The neighbors are going for my jugular.

00:01:59Come on, you have a long way to go!

00:02:01Come on

00:02:01I don't know why you're making such a fuss.

00:02:08If for what you are going to last

00:02:09A toothbrush and a small bowl were enough.

00:02:11Hey, where can I put this?

00:02:13Under the sink is the trash can

00:02:15Watch out, okay?

00:02:16That these are collector's items

00:02:17Honey, leave that in the room.

00:02:19We'll see where we put it.

00:02:20And you could do your part a little bit, right?

00:02:24Further?

00:02:24Yes, I'm delighted

00:02:25I'm going to live with the doorman

00:02:26It's a dream come true

00:02:27Alicia, don't be too hard, okay?

00:02:29That I have had to endure

00:02:30That you brought guys home whenever you wanted

00:02:32Yes, but mine had breakfast and then left.

00:02:33What's happening to you is that it pisses you off that I'm happy.

00:02:37But how can you think that of me?

00:02:39Alicia, does it bother you?

00:02:40Well, a little bit

00:02:41But in a friendly way

00:02:42Then I think about who you're with and it passes.

00:02:44And what do you have in the bathroom, huh?

00:02:46Do you want to leave my loofah sponge?

00:02:48Yes, well this is a sponge

00:02:49Yeah

00:02:50Well, let's see how it goes.

00:02:51Emilia, don't even think about using it.

00:02:53Ali, if nothing has to change

00:02:55Well, the only thing I ask, please, is that you don't touch my things.

00:02:58Are we friends or are we not friends?

00:03:00Yeah

00:03:01Are you going to make an effort?

00:03:03Yeah

00:03:04Thank you

00:03:05Holy shit, my nipple

00:03:09How the loofah scratches

00:03:10I'll buy you another one

00:03:12Here, here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:20Not here, not here

00:03:22Every day is like this

00:03:25I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:27I was just looking for some peace

00:03:30I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane

00:03:32Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:34Not here, not here

00:03:36No, no, no

00:03:37Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:39Not here, not here

00:03:40No no

00:03:41The house above me is collapsing

00:03:43I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:45The neighbors visit me and listen to me

00:03:48I can't stand this place.

00:03:50He's my daddy, all my neighbors have him.

00:03:52If not, come to my apartment.

00:03:53Come to the bathroom, cousin, I want to teach you.

00:03:55Where the thieving clowns cry, they steal from us

00:03:57And the stones are weighed into something to tell

00:03:59Put in a cocktail shaker

00:04:03You in an earthquake and a volcano

00:04:07Yeah

00:04:08And you will have this ladder

00:04:12Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:15Not here, not here

00:04:17Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:20The house is like this every day

00:04:21I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:24I was just looking for some peace

00:04:26And I wake up your little cheek in the chureca

00:04:28Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:31Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:34Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:37No

00:04:37I no longer understand why the three of us always have to go shopping.

00:04:42Because we are a team

00:04:44If you don't distract the security guard

00:04:46And Concha doesn't stand in front of the camera

00:04:48I can't hide the radio batteries.

00:04:50You'll see when they catch us.

00:04:51And don't let us in again.

00:04:53It is the cheapest supermarket

00:04:55Good morning

00:04:56Hello

00:04:57Hello

00:04:57And who is this?

00:05:11He has entered the house of herbs

00:05:13Of course, since her husband is wanted

00:05:16Take advantage of the opportunity to bring men into the house

00:05:18Don't be a dirty thinker, man.

00:05:19Surely only his camel

00:05:20Poor Andrés

00:05:21But why is the police looking for him?

00:05:23Isa Yoga Center

00:05:25But what has been set up so far?

00:05:27Don't know

00:05:28But it smells like weed

00:05:29Calls

00:05:29Has the doorbell changed?

00:05:33Well that has not been tested in the meeting.

00:05:35Herbs, what have they set up here?

00:05:39I can't help you now if you're interested.

00:05:41Here you have schedules and prices

00:05:44The next class is at four

00:05:45Bring comfortable clothes

00:05:48What are they all doing on the floor?

00:05:53This has created a sect

00:05:55But is there free love here or how does this work?

00:05:57And the president does nothing

00:05:59Well, he's going to find out.

00:06:00Moved, moved

00:06:02Poor Andrés

00:06:03Where will it be?

00:06:06Dad, breakfast

00:06:07Have you seen them rise to the genre?

00:06:09No, no, no one has seen you.

00:06:10But dad, this is disgusting.

00:06:12How long are you going to be hiding here?

00:06:14You're like the Canterville Ghost

00:06:15Calm down

00:06:16The police have already come looking for me once.

00:06:19In two days they will pass again

00:06:21And they'll leave me alone.

00:06:22You see.

00:06:23It's not like I'm Bill Laden.

00:06:24Man, tax crime and falsification of public documents

00:06:27Not bad

00:06:28Damn, if we all start making invoices

00:06:31We destroyed the Amazon in two years

00:06:33How is mom doing?

00:06:36Bad, right?

00:06:36Man, bad, bad

00:06:38It's better than ever

00:06:39She has set up a yoga academy at home

00:06:41But why does this woman get into business?

00:06:43If you don't understand

00:06:44Well, he's making a fortune.

00:06:46Oh yeah?

00:06:48Tell him to come up sometime and give me a kiss or something, okay?

00:06:52Yeah

00:06:52Come on, cheer up, dad, hold on.

00:06:55That you are the Che Guevara of the building

00:06:56See you later, commander

00:06:58Less messing around, eh?

00:07:00And don't let the neighbors know I'm here.

00:07:02That they are able to charge me rent

00:07:04Hey, let's see if we can make a little effort with breakfast.

00:07:09Let's see one last time

00:07:13Whose turn was it to do the dishes today?

00:07:14Let's see, it was my turn.

00:07:15But yesterday I changed his shift and he said yes.

00:07:17But what are you saying?

00:07:17Don't freak out

00:07:18And I didn't take the bath anymore

00:07:19Well, it doesn't matter.

00:07:19From now on, shifts will not be changed.

00:07:21And my three-color weekly plan is followed.

00:07:23Strictly

00:07:23Natalia to scrub

00:07:24But it's not up to me

00:07:25I don't feel like it

00:07:25You won't obey me, will you?

00:07:27José Miguel, to scrub

00:07:28Yes, of course, of course

00:07:29You don't care at all?

00:07:30Well, very well, so do I.

00:07:31Ah, domestic anarchy

00:07:33You see?

00:07:33These things didn't happen with mom.

00:07:35It was a human steamer

00:07:36Yes, but it's not there anymore.

00:07:37Well, yes, it is there, but as if it weren't there.

00:07:39You know the face he's going to make.

00:07:41If you wake up from a coma and see that everything is unclean

00:07:42Man, if he wakes up they'll call the hospital.

00:07:45It gives us time

00:07:45José Miguel, for God's sake

00:07:46But what did I say?

00:07:51Sausage!

00:07:52Very well, madam.

00:07:52Anything else?

00:07:53What do you think of this?

00:07:55Man, 90 euros for registration seems expensive to me.

00:07:58But they say yoga gives peace of mind

00:08:00And you need it

00:08:01He doesn't understand

00:08:02That the grass has set up a yogacent in his apartment

00:08:05It's a sect

00:08:06They're all drugged on the floor.

00:08:08And very strange people come up

00:08:09With a beard

00:08:10But well, that is very serious

00:08:11According to the statutes

00:08:13It is strictly prohibited to set up any type of business

00:08:15In the homes of this our community

00:08:17Well, they have ignored the statutes.

00:08:19The grass is that of dead flies

00:08:20But look at her

00:08:21He threw Paloma across the yard

00:08:23Her husband is missing.

00:08:24Maybe it killed him.

00:08:26And he made it into croquettes

00:08:27That's more of a bug than your wife.

00:08:29May he rest in peace

00:08:30That she is not dead

00:08:31He is in a coma

00:08:32Well, but he's resting, isn't he?

00:08:34Leave the subject of my wife alone.

00:08:35And go to that house

00:08:35That I call for an extraordinary meeting

00:08:37For Isabel to close that yoga business

00:08:39Immediately and suddenly

00:08:40Oh, and people with beards

00:08:42It is not rare

00:08:43Juan, little one

00:08:45Snow

00:08:45But what are you doing here?

00:08:47I missed you so much

00:08:48Hello

00:08:49How are you darling?

00:08:51Pulling

00:08:52You calm down

00:08:53That I am already here

00:08:54And now that Paloma is not here

00:08:56We can see each other calmly

00:08:58And who is this?

00:09:03Well, well, well

00:09:04How is Radio Patio?

00:09:06This one has already been found for another one

00:09:07I don't want to discourage you.

00:09:11But you've screwed up.

00:09:11Why are you going to live with Belén?

00:09:13Are you pregnant?

00:09:14No, no, we love each other.

00:09:15Now Belén and I are serious.

00:09:16Look, I'll give you a month, okay?

00:09:18And this one?

00:09:18Shut up already, damn it

00:09:19That they are going to be very happy

00:09:20Now what do you do with the subway?

00:09:22A jacuzzi fits perfectly here.

00:09:24But how are you going to put a jacuzzi in there?

00:09:25That everyone sees you

00:09:26That makes foam

00:09:27That nothing ignorant looks like

00:09:29How do you know he hasn't traveled the world?

00:09:31Paquito, if he has endured this

00:09:32How could I not put up with Belén?

00:09:33But it's not the same, Emilio.

00:09:34You have never lived with a woman

00:09:35Come on, neither do you.

00:09:36Yes, but I've seen many couples' movies.

00:09:38The Fat and Skinny ones don't count, right?

00:09:39Paquito, when two people love each other

00:09:40The most beautiful thing there is is coexistence

00:09:42Can you help with this?

00:09:44What does it weigh?

00:09:44I was paying the taxi

00:09:45If you don't mind

00:09:46Why did you take two suitcases?

00:09:49If you've been in a bikini all day?

00:09:51How are you doing in the Caribbean?

00:09:52Couple

00:09:53Dude, let's go.

00:09:54With Roberto you have a good time anywhere.

00:09:56Oh wait, now it's my fault.

00:09:58It was me who chose the trip

00:09:59I didn't choose it because you never choose anything.

00:10:01What do you mean no?

00:10:01I wanted to go to Gandía, to my parents' apartment

00:10:03But the girl wanted to go to the Caribbean

00:10:05But that's very nice, isn't it?

00:10:06The fact that?

00:10:06The hotel, because there is nothing else

00:10:07The rest, wild jungle

00:10:09Roberto, there he goes to rest and sunbathe.

00:10:11He didn't want to do anything

00:10:12Not Winsor, not Bella, not Aquaroid, nothing

00:10:13Some mosquitoes didn't bite you

00:10:15They raped you

00:10:16But if he slept hugging the insecticide

00:10:18Damn, then let them train them.

00:10:19Or at least help you carry your suitcases.

00:10:21But yes, all day drunk drinking mojitos at karaoke

00:10:23Because the little bracelet had to be paid off.

00:10:25But what do you want, now?

00:10:26Please, what a shame

00:10:26But I can't, man.

00:10:27My wrist is swollen from the bites.

00:10:29Well, look, leave it, okay?

00:10:31And we're going to try to forget this little trip as soon as possible.

00:10:33Of course, the conversations end when she wants.

00:10:36Oh, it's that on top of that

00:10:37I paid for the trip.

00:10:38This is a joke, come on.

00:10:40Hey

00:10:40Well, nothing, you'll show me the photo.

00:10:43If you reveal it

00:10:44You're right, aren't you?

00:10:47Long live the couple

00:10:48Luck

00:10:49And this one

00:10:49Leave me alone now!

00:10:52Aunt

00:10:52Nothing, huh?

00:10:53I'll carry all the suitcases.

00:10:54Let's see, Bea.

00:10:58Cry a little

00:11:00No, but cry harder, woman.

00:11:04It does work, Mauri.

00:11:06Relax

00:11:06Also, study for three months

00:11:08By the time the child is born

00:11:09This is already past its warranty.

00:11:10Well, I'm going to the gym.

00:11:11Are you crazy?

00:11:12What do you want?

00:11:13Cause irreversible damage to our child?

00:11:15But I'm just going to do aerobics.

00:11:16Clear

00:11:16You would like to be there gestating

00:11:18And your mother started jumping

00:11:20While listening to cod

00:11:21This is how they come out later

00:11:22At 16 years old, lost pillboxes

00:11:23No, no, no, no

00:11:24What you have to do is lie down here.

00:11:25I'll put on Mozart for you.

00:11:26And I'll tell you what I've read.

00:11:28About water birth

00:11:28Which is by far the best

00:11:30Mauri, you have nothing to do, right?

00:11:31Write an article

00:11:32Or surf the internet a little bit

00:11:33What's up?

00:11:34If my computer is broken

00:11:35And I called technical service

00:11:36Hey, why don't we choose a crib?

00:11:38There is one in three colors

00:11:39With electric lumbar support

00:11:40Mauri, for

00:11:41But you don't realize

00:11:43That you are taking refuge in fatherhood

00:11:44To fill the gap left by Fernando

00:11:45And here we go with Fernando

00:11:46That I have overcome it

00:11:47He got overwhelmed and left

00:11:48He's an idiot, already he

00:11:49All I want is to be a good father.

00:11:51But if you're going to be

00:11:52But there is still a long way to go

00:11:53Relax

00:11:53What you need is to go out with someone

00:11:56I can introduce you to people

00:11:58No, I don't need to go out with anyone.

00:11:59I'm not interested anymore

00:12:00I'm not interested in relationships

00:12:02I'm not interested in men

00:12:03And I'm not interested in sex

00:12:04Hello, I'm Jaime

00:12:06From the technical service

00:12:07I'm here to repair a computer.

00:12:08Hello

00:12:09Jaime

00:12:12Yeah

00:12:12Is...

00:12:15Ah, come in, come in

00:12:16Happens

00:12:16Sit down

00:12:18Well, how's everything?

00:12:21Very good

00:12:21The computer?

00:12:23Yes, in the background

00:12:24I'll accompany you

00:12:25Don't get lost

00:12:26Mauri, I'm going to the gym

00:12:28Let's jump

00:12:29And to make the child a little dizzy

00:12:30Okay, okay

00:12:30Have fun

00:12:31Me too

00:12:32What's wrong with him?

00:12:33Well, it turns off whenever it feels like it.

00:12:35And so it goes out

00:12:36Whenever he feels like it

00:12:37I think it must be one of those viruses.

00:12:39Oh ok

00:12:39Then it doesn't take long

00:12:40Well, but there's no hurry either.

00:12:41I mean maybe they have more things

00:12:43I just don't understand

00:12:44Of computers

00:12:45Well, let's see.

00:12:46What's around here?

00:12:47Hey, Dad, how long do you think Aunt Nieves is going to stay?

00:12:54He has not specified it

00:12:55A few days

00:12:55How many?

00:12:56I don't know

00:12:56I say until the weekend

00:12:58Then you will have to go

00:12:59She has her life

00:13:00But if he lives alone and does not work

00:13:01Sold the dry cleaners

00:13:02We screwed up

00:13:03We screwed up

00:13:04Aunt Nieves is here to help us in these difficult times.

00:13:08That mom had her differences

00:13:09That's why you haven't dealt with her much.

00:13:10And you still haven't grown fond of him.

00:13:12It's that if we add another trauma to mom's trauma

00:13:14The consequences can be irreversible.

00:13:16And I don't get along with the school psychologist.

00:13:18I know what you're talking about.

00:13:21Are you waiting for Aunt Nieves's gifts?

00:13:24Yeah

00:13:24They were just telling me that.

00:13:27Right?

00:13:28This one for Natalia

00:13:30And this one for the house pique

00:13:32You shouldn't have bothered.

00:13:34Man, a stuffed frog that...

00:13:36Excellent

00:13:37Thank you so much

00:13:38No, no, no, wait

00:13:39Squeeze his tummy, you'll see

00:13:41I love you very much

00:13:45Let's go to bed

00:13:46They tell you that a lot at school.

00:13:49Do you want to open your recalo now?

00:13:50Okay

00:13:51A car

00:13:54How cool, huh?

00:13:56And the doors open and everything

00:13:57Clear

00:13:58So you can play in analog mode

00:14:00That video games leave you completely epileptic

00:14:02And now, come on

00:14:03To the room that dad and I have together

00:14:06And we have to fix this.

00:14:08Nieves, I really appreciate your support.

00:14:10But you don't need to bother, really.

00:14:12No, Juan.

00:14:13That you are sunk

00:14:14You are overwhelmed by circumstances

00:14:16Man, sunk

00:14:17Sunk, sunken

00:14:19And it's normal

00:14:20But let's make a positive reading

00:14:22Paloma was not enough of a woman for you.

00:14:24Eye

00:14:24I don't want to say that I'm happy about what happened.

00:14:27Because misfortunes are always misfortunes

00:14:29But...

00:14:29Nieves, we all have hope

00:14:31That Paloma recovers and returns home

00:14:33Of course

00:14:34And if he wakes up

00:14:35I am the first

00:14:36I'm glad

00:14:37And I'm leaving

00:14:37But we have to be prepared

00:14:39For the worst, huh?

00:14:41Yeah

00:14:42That's true

00:14:43And you can't do it all alone, Juan.

00:14:46I have been president of my community

00:14:48Seventeen years old

00:14:49The Cuestas are a lineage of rulers

00:14:52Like the Kennedys

00:14:53Of course

00:14:54We grow in the face of adversity

00:14:56How many chairs do I put?

00:14:58I'm looking forward to it

00:14:59Let the neighbors know me

00:15:00Yes

00:15:05That Mr. Cuesta has found a girlfriend

00:15:07With Paloma still in the hospital

00:15:08Here even the most foolish person makes watches.

00:15:11But hey, they're meddling in other people's lives all day long.

00:15:14Do you want to take care of your things?

00:15:15What things?

00:15:16But how is Mr. Juan going to put it?

00:15:17The horns on Doña Paloma with what has been the obstacle?

00:15:19A little please

00:15:20Respect for the memory of the comatose

00:15:22We are also worried about you

00:15:24We heard you arguing with Roberto

00:15:26This one must have cheated on him in the Caribbean.

00:15:28Yes, with eight mulattoes on a beach under a boat, ma'am.

00:15:31Oh, oh!

00:15:32Detail!

00:15:33But do you want to leave the girl alone?

00:15:35If you are unfaithful to your boyfriend you don't have to give explanations.

00:15:37But I haven't cheated on anyone.

00:15:39That you don't have to give explanations

00:15:40You shut up, herbs, you are the first point of the day

00:15:43You're going to get out of here warm, okay?

00:15:46Why me?

00:15:47If in these meetings it is best to remain silent

00:15:49And she left Fernando because she got pregnant.

00:15:51Do you see it?

00:15:52Shh!

00:15:53There she comes with the churri

00:15:54Attention, please, Mr. Juan is coming.

00:15:56Indeed, with a lady we don't know.

00:15:58Hello, everyone

00:15:59First of all I would like to introduce you

00:16:01Hey!

00:16:02And brings his beloved here

00:16:04With all the nerve!

00:16:05Your beard must have fallen out of shame.

00:16:07Will you let me finish?

00:16:09It's my sister Nieves

00:16:10Yes of course

00:16:11That doesn't work.

00:16:12Show your face!

00:16:13Like a man!

00:16:14I said she's my sister and she's my sister

00:16:15I don't have to give any further explanations.

00:16:16Correct

00:16:17It's true, they are brothers

00:16:19I want to say that I am very happy to be here.

00:16:22And I hope we all get along very well.

00:16:24I'm going to spend some time with Juan

00:16:26Helping you overcome the terrible setback

00:16:29What fate has in store for you

00:16:30Depriving him prematurely of his wife

00:16:32She threw him!

00:16:34Oh!

00:16:35Here we go!

00:16:36The whole family rolls the same

00:16:37Will it be in the genes?

00:16:39Introductions made

00:16:40Let's get on with the agenda.

00:16:41There, there

00:16:43There is already hunger

00:16:43First and only point

00:16:46Illegal opening of business

00:16:49In this our community

00:16:50On the part of the second B

00:16:51Isabel has set up a yoga academy

00:16:53Flagrantly violating

00:16:55No, sorry.

00:16:56It's not like that

00:16:56Because I have read the statutes

00:16:58How strong!

00:16:59The statutes have been read

00:17:00No!

00:17:04Thank you

00:17:04And there what is prohibited

00:17:06It's setting up a business

00:17:07But I have no profit motive

00:17:09I don't charge them

00:17:10They give me the will

00:17:11But what will

00:17:12If the registration fee is 90 euros

00:17:14But I don't force them

00:17:15They pay me because they want to

00:17:17You if you want

00:17:18You have a 15% discount

00:17:19In the will

00:17:20Okay, let's proceed to the vote.

00:17:22Votes in favor of closure

00:17:24If you enjoy voting

00:17:25Vote

00:17:26But my academy stays where it is

00:17:27My students are on a mystical journey towards the Tao

00:17:29And I can't cut off their spiritual growth.

00:17:32Isabel, but if each of us starts a business here

00:17:34This becomes a shopping center

00:17:36Clear

00:17:36In the boiler we can set up a sauna

00:17:39And the cock that I put up in the multiplexes

00:17:41If we care

00:17:42The pleas, insults and questions

00:17:44I'll leave it to you because I have five students in the lotus position.

00:17:47Isabel, don't force me to resort to coercive means.

00:17:49I call the state security forces

00:17:51Well, that's already bad.

00:17:52I remove the door lock

00:17:54And that's a meeting of friends

00:17:55I don't know why we meet.

00:17:56If here everyone does what they want

00:17:58Well, if the grass is set up a business

00:18:00Us too

00:18:02Of course

00:18:03And I make some great cookies

00:18:04Vicenta, it's all about making money

00:18:06There's nothing like a get-together to round off the holidays.

00:18:09Where are you going?

00:18:10We're not done yet

00:18:11I think so, huh?

00:18:12The people have spoken and it has been extended

00:18:14Like me, I'm leaving now

00:18:15Juan, I am sorely missed here.

00:18:22Honey, I'm home now.

00:18:28Hello my love

00:18:30Give me a kiss

00:18:31How was your day?

00:18:33Very good

00:18:33But what is this?

00:18:34A detergent advertisement

00:18:35Now you discover a stain

00:18:37How much envy there is on that sofa

00:18:38Don't pay attention to him, come

00:18:39I have prepared our first meal

00:18:42Some homemade lentils

00:18:44It turns out we had a pressure cooker.

00:18:46No, no, no

00:18:46But I had thought something else

00:18:47Look, as I am in my silly hour

00:18:49We could go to the bedroom

00:18:50And throw the first one

00:18:50As I see it formal

00:18:51With an I love you at the end

00:18:52No no

00:18:53But that's better later.

00:18:54More romantic at night

00:18:55Come, get out of the way

00:18:56I don't know how they turned out.

00:18:58But they smell

00:18:59How do they smell?

00:19:01I'm here now

00:19:02Sorry for the delay

00:19:03Ah, but this is included in the package.

00:19:05Where did you get the keys to this place?

00:19:06I made a copy of yours.

00:19:07You know that my motto is not to bother

00:19:09Be careful, I'm bringing the wine.

00:19:11Well, have a piece of bread.

00:19:12And you're going to drink it in the park

00:19:13No, no, darling

00:19:14Yes, I have made a lot of lentils

00:19:15Here it is

00:19:16Hey, Chati, aren't you coming to the table?

00:19:23Thank you, I have my salad here.

00:19:24I prefer to let you eat as a family.

00:19:26Man, you're not going to compare a salad

00:19:28With a good plate of...

00:19:30Milk

00:19:31All that to the lentils

00:19:32It's because they have a lot of iron

00:19:34Well, they go to the bottom.

00:19:35They turned out a little soupy.

00:19:37Well, come and try them.

00:19:39I'm nervous

00:19:40Yes, yes

00:19:42How are you?

00:19:47Very rich, right, dad?

00:19:49Oh, delicious, delicious

00:19:50Very special

00:19:51Oh, how nice!

00:19:51Because they are the first lentils

00:19:53What do I do in my life?

00:19:53I'm going to put a plate for myself

00:19:55Son, in this house

00:19:57A dog is needed

00:19:58A dog for what?

00:19:59Well, so that it can be eaten.

00:19:59All the shit is

00:20:00Eat the ones Belén made

00:20:02With all his enthusiasm

00:20:03But how am I going to eat this?

00:20:04Believe that he is coming

00:20:05Do you want a little vinegar?

00:20:06No, for God's sake.

00:20:07Pour vinegar on it

00:20:08This is a sin

00:20:08Well, I do.

00:20:09I would almost add a little bit

00:20:10Let's see if the lentil comes out

00:20:11It comes to light

00:20:12Okay, I'll bring it to you now.

00:20:13They're good, huh?

00:20:14It's that Belén has a hand

00:20:15In the kitchen

00:20:16And why don't you let us know?

00:20:17As you told me

00:20:21What do I know?

00:20:22If I have added soy to the salad

00:20:23Hey, son.

00:20:24Where was Bethlehem made?

00:20:25That photo?

00:20:26The place sounds very familiar to me.

00:20:27What photo?

00:20:28Dad, don't be an asshole

00:20:29And be still

00:20:29That you throw everything away

00:20:30Oops

00:20:32But they have almost finished them

00:20:34If Santa Rica is

00:20:36To such lonely people

00:20:36Come on, another scoop.

00:20:37No

00:20:38That would already be a

00:20:39And I am very Christian

00:20:40Yes, put a little more

00:20:41What did the doctor tell you?

00:20:42That you have to eat legumes

00:20:43Nobody goes hungry here.

00:20:44A little more

00:20:45Yes, yes

00:20:45Woman, are you going to be left with nothing?

00:20:47No, I don't like them.

00:20:49Hey, son.

00:20:50You have done this

00:20:51So that he doesn't come back, right?

00:20:53Eat and be quiet

00:20:53Look, without breathing

00:20:55How disgusting, please

00:21:02In the end I think I'm going to give it a try.

00:21:03A little bit of vinegar

00:21:04Two more new ones

00:21:06I have already seen it rise

00:21:08To 32 different

00:21:09The herbs

00:21:11He's getting rich

00:21:12What does the peephole woman say?

00:21:14We have to start a business

00:21:15Let's think

00:21:16Leave it

00:21:17We already do that.

00:21:18Let's see, what can we do?

00:21:21Well, find out things

00:21:22And criticize people

00:21:24For that we need

00:21:25A television channel

00:21:26The pressure is not enough for us

00:21:27I cut Valentín's hair

00:21:29We can open a dog grooming salon.

00:21:31Don't get confused

00:21:32If it is clear

00:21:33What makes the most money

00:21:34The fact that?

00:21:35The vice

00:21:36I can't take it anymore, really.

00:21:47Lucia and I are very different

00:21:49Women fall in love with us

00:21:51And then they want to change us

00:21:52Oh, she's hooked up with someone else?

00:21:53Change personality

00:21:54Not as a boyfriend, damn it

00:21:55Well, I'm very happy.

00:21:56I've gone to live with Belén

00:21:57And for now everything is wonderful

00:21:59Well, almost everything

00:22:01What happened?

00:22:02How to cook

00:22:02The mother who gave birth to her

00:22:03Come on, it won't be that bad.

00:22:04Paquito, those lentils are found in Iraq.

00:22:06And Bush says they are weapons of mass destruction.

00:22:08So cut off the gas to your apartment.

00:22:10And the problem is over

00:22:11Damn, what a good idea

00:22:12If the things you don't like about your girlfriend

00:22:13At first they are even funny

00:22:15But you'll see when you get used to lentils

00:22:16After four years

00:22:17Ah, no, no, no

00:22:18But if you keep doing them like that

00:22:19I don't survive that long

00:22:20I'm burned out, guys.

00:22:22But burned, burned, burned

00:22:24Very burned

00:22:26I mean, come on, what is burned

00:22:27Hey, if you want, I can introduce you, Aunt Nieves.

00:22:30That she is single

00:22:31Hey, just to try it

00:22:32Dude, I'm serious.

00:22:34This is a very serious crisis

00:22:37Do you know how many times we've done it?

00:22:40In fifteen idyllic and paradisiacal days

00:22:42Holidays in the Caribbean?

00:22:44A

00:22:45And he did it without taking off his clothes.

00:22:47So that the little woods wouldn't bite him

00:22:49Poor

00:22:51I was sweating

00:22:52No, daughter, it's not that serious either.

00:22:53Me when I was dating my second boyfriend

00:22:55We didn't do it in six months

00:22:57Did you cut it with him?

00:22:57Of course yes

00:22:58He forgot our anniversary

00:23:00Lucia, the problem is that we spend too many hours together.

00:23:02Summer is the worst time for a couple.

00:23:05It is proven that the highest number of divorces

00:23:07It occurs after returning from vacation

00:23:08Roberto is like a grandpa.

00:23:11No?

00:23:11An immature old man

00:23:13I don't know, it's a very strange thing.

00:23:14Well, he didn't want to become a marinism alone.

00:23:16Because you had to take a course in the pool first.

00:23:18He wanted me to make a fool of myself.

00:23:19There in the pool with the foreigners

00:23:21Frogman dress

00:23:22No, damn it, no.

00:23:23Dignity above all

00:23:24Dude, if after four years of dating together

00:23:26You carry it like this

00:23:27I see the solution very clearly.

00:23:28What you want is for Lucía to be free.

00:23:30To try to pick her up

00:23:31Well, I like it too, huh?

00:23:32That needs to be talked about.

00:23:33No, you're right.

00:23:34The best thing is to leave it.

00:23:36I have to tell you

00:23:37Although it pisses me off

00:23:39Because the poor thing is very caught up in me

00:23:41I'm going to break his heart

00:23:42Tell him that we're going to give ourselves some time.

00:23:44Sounds good, right?

00:23:46Well, it seems that you don't break, but you break

00:23:48And you get a problem off your shoulders.

00:23:50It always works for me

00:23:50But how do you tell him that?

00:23:52That for you uncles are disposable

00:23:54It doesn't mean she's going to break up a relationship because of a crisis.

00:23:56The little princess from the story spoke

00:23:58How happy she is in her little union of love

00:24:00Well yes, ready

00:24:01Love is the answer

00:24:03John Lennon was right

00:24:04No, if it's going to be the best, yes

00:24:06I have to break up with Roberto.

00:24:07Oh, poor thing, how much he loves me.

00:24:10Are you going to get hit?

00:24:11Virus, I want virus

00:24:16But of the bad ones

00:24:17They must be difficult to remove.

00:24:18Yes, calm down

00:24:18If I put everything in you

00:24:19Trolls, museums, saser

00:24:21Can I load it as an operating system?

00:24:23Yes, yes, delete things

00:24:24I want a complete computer hecatomy

00:24:25Damn, how am I going to have fun?

00:24:27I know you liked the computer guy, huh?

00:24:28It's incredible

00:24:29It was love at first sight

00:24:30Now I understand what a housewife feels

00:24:32When the butane man arrives

00:24:32I'm going to call him to come.

00:24:34Didn't you say you were no longer interested in relationships?

00:24:36And I'm not interested

00:24:37But flirting like this is very comfortable.

00:24:38You call him and he comes home like a gigolo.

00:24:40For an uninitiated person like me it's perfect.

00:24:42Besides, this is my territory.

00:24:43I feel comfortable here

00:24:44I can display my charms

00:24:45Would you have thought of the remote possibility?

00:24:47That Jaime is not gay?

00:24:48He's gay, you see, if you can see him

00:24:50These things are noticeable

00:24:52We are like Jedi knights

00:24:53The force is very intense in us

00:24:55Well, I'm not so sure about it.

00:24:56To me he seemed more straight than anything else.

00:24:58You like to think badly of people, huh?

00:25:00Also, you are a lesbian.

00:25:01You don't understand men.

00:25:02Hello Jaime

00:25:03I'm Mauri, this morning's client.

00:25:05Boy, I don't know what's wrong with my computer.

00:25:07That has broken down again

00:25:08And I have to deliver a very important article.

00:25:10Could you come tonight just in case?

00:25:16At eleven thirty

00:25:17Perfect

00:25:18Bye

00:25:19He's coming

00:25:20What did he tell you?

00:25:21He's gay and he likes me

00:25:22Maybe he comes just because it's his job.

00:25:23But I have given it a very clear tone of quote

00:25:25I've hit on her like crazy

00:25:26Of course, of course

00:25:27People when they want to roll what you say

00:25:29Fix my computer

00:25:30Well, that's it, huh.

00:25:32I have made you an important Christ

00:25:33Perfect

00:25:34How nervous

00:25:35Let's see what wine I open.

00:25:37No, no, yes, I don't drink

00:25:38Two, five, twenty-five

00:25:44Seventy-seven, seven, seven

00:25:49But hey, what is this?

00:25:53Thirty-two, three, two

00:25:54Seventy-four, seven, four

00:25:59Line, line, I have a line

00:26:01It's coming

00:26:01They have sung a line

00:26:02No, the good lady

00:26:04You already have time to change your cologne.

00:26:05Can you explain to me what this is?

00:26:06But yes, do you want some cartons?

00:26:08Marisa, Vicenta

00:26:09Can you come out for a moment?

00:26:10It's okay, I'll manage on my own, okay?

00:26:13The line is correct

00:26:15Let's continue for bingo

00:26:16Sixty-two, six, two

00:26:20Hey, what's up?

00:26:21I'll put my numbers in the drum.

00:26:23Eighteen, one, eight

00:26:25But as a leisure center for the elderly

00:26:27That's an underground gambling house.

00:26:29It is a very serious crime

00:26:30We are promoting cultural heritage

00:26:32So that Spanish customs are not lost

00:26:34And why don't you all go play petanque?

00:26:36Because petanque is French

00:26:38It was invented by the Marquis of Petanque

00:26:39It is also very bad for the back.

00:26:41I don't care about that marquis

00:26:42They are already dismantling that place immediately.

00:26:44Shh!

00:26:45Of course

00:26:46With the scandal of that bingo

00:26:47My students don't concentrate

00:26:48And they don't open my chakras

00:26:50Lisa, if we respect each other

00:26:52There's cake for everyone

00:26:53Be careful, okay?

00:26:55That we as friends are bad

00:26:56But as enemies we are worse

00:26:58You're threatening to call the police!

00:27:01Isabel, I am the president

00:27:02I'll take care of this

00:27:03I don't say anything

00:27:04But I know how to cast the evil eye

00:27:06Oh, how scary!

00:27:09Even you have to be cursed

00:27:10Nobody is screwed here

00:27:12Here what you have to do is remove this bingo

00:27:13Juan, yes it is like yoga

00:27:15We make money by making people happy

00:27:17We are sure that you deep down

00:27:19Do you understand this beautiful initiative?

00:27:21But madam

00:27:22Are you bribing me?

00:27:24No, it's just that I remembered it was your saint's day.

00:27:26Saint John the Reasonable

00:27:27Patron of those who keep their mouths shut

00:27:29Well, this is corruption.

00:27:30This is...

00:27:32It's 100 euros

00:27:33If things go well for us

00:27:35You're doing well

00:27:36Capichi?

00:27:38Let's go inside, they've called bingo.

00:27:40Tell Concha to shout less

00:27:41And at 10 they close me, eh?

00:27:43Yes, yes

00:27:43But Juan, what's going on?

00:27:45They've set up a bingo hall across the street.

00:27:47This is already surreal

00:27:47I've already told you

00:27:48These ladies have lost all contact with reality.

00:27:51But I'm embarrassed to call social services, Maury.

00:27:53Yes, don't worry, I've been blunt.

00:27:55I told them that either they dismantle all of that within two months

00:27:57Or I will take drastic measures

00:27:59Two months?

00:28:00You know me, Maury.

00:28:01When I get serious, I get serious.

00:28:03Mom, the living room is not the best place to teach yoga classes.

00:28:16You'll have to find a place

00:28:17Today I found a man lying on my bed.

00:28:19I pulled it while doing the crab pose.

00:28:21Somewhere he had to stretch it.

00:28:23Also, whether you like it or not

00:28:24Now we are all living off this

00:28:26The ghost of the storage room included

00:28:28Look, here comes Casper

00:28:30But if you can know what you come down for

00:28:32The neighbors are going to see you

00:28:34I need to pee

00:28:35I've been holding it in all day.

00:28:37And there is no bathroom in that storage room.

00:28:39And at my age, that crushes your prostate.

00:28:42Dear

00:28:43And wouldn't it be better if you went to jail?

00:28:46At least there is a bathroom there.

00:28:47I do not give myself up

00:28:48Let them find me and earn their fuel.

00:28:50That's what I pay my taxes for.

00:28:52It's that you don't pay them, that's why they look for you

00:28:53Andrew

00:28:55If all I want is for you to be happy

00:28:57Above

00:28:58Well, you don't talk to anyone.

00:28:59In prison you can talk to people

00:29:01Learn a trade

00:29:02Don't worry, I can go home in a few days.

00:29:05And I help you with the self

00:29:06No, it's not necessary.

00:29:08You are already comfortable up there.

00:29:09Because even if they don't look for you, you don't stay

00:29:11After all, you already have your space.

00:29:13Your independence

00:29:14What the hell are you doing?

00:29:17Well, I know, since I'm here.

00:29:18Let me watch a little TV

00:29:20That the police may come by surprise

00:29:22Don't worry, if they leave, I'll come back.

00:29:24So, let's see if you're going to cross paths.

00:29:26And they hook you, give me a kiss

00:29:27Say I said one

00:29:30Hey mom

00:29:34You're going through a bit of a marital crisis, aren't you?

00:29:38Us?

00:29:39What's up?

00:29:40If we are better than ever

00:29:41What's happening?

00:29:53Are you OK?

00:29:54You've been silent all day.

00:29:56Yes I'm fine

00:29:57Are you okay?

00:29:58Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:29:59Come on, a little tired from the trip

00:30:01But... but well

00:30:02Nothing's wrong with you

00:30:04No

00:30:04And you?

00:30:06No, no, no

00:30:07If you want, we can talk.

00:30:09About what?

00:30:10I don't know

00:30:11So it's my fault for everything.

00:30:13I do everything wrong

00:30:14Instead, you are Mrs. Perfect.

00:30:15But I'm not telling you that, Roberto.

00:30:17But admit it

00:30:17You've become boring

00:30:19Of course, because of you

00:30:20Mine

00:30:20Since we live together

00:30:21You wanted to turn me into someone I'm not.

00:30:23And by wanting to become someone else

00:30:25You have turned me into another

00:30:26But in a different way than the one you wanted me to become

00:30:28I don't know if I explain myself

00:30:29No, but it doesn't matter.

00:30:30All I wanted was for this to work.

00:30:32And if I have ever gotten heavier

00:30:34It's because I didn't see you happy

00:30:35And since I didn't see you happy

00:30:36I felt guilty

00:30:37Because coming to live together was my idea

00:30:39And it has always seemed to me that you came under duress

00:30:41Well, come on.

00:30:42Don't cry, Ana

00:30:44I'm not crying

00:30:45I empathize in higher tones with the occasional tear.

00:30:48It's the strangest definition of crying I've ever experienced in my life.

00:30:50Well, look

00:30:51I don't know who is to blame for this.

00:30:53But what is clear is that we cannot continue like this.

00:30:54What's happening?

00:30:56Do you want to quit?

00:30:57I didn't say that

00:30:58What's happening?

00:30:59Do you want to leave it?

00:31:00No, no, no

00:31:00I asked first

00:31:01If you want to leave it, we leave it

00:31:03So you want to quit?

00:31:04Okay, I'll leave it if you want to leave it.

00:31:06But why do I have to leave him?

00:31:07I don't know, if you ask me if we leave it

00:31:08And you answer me with the same question

00:31:10That's why you want to leave it.

00:31:11No, no, no

00:31:11Don't tell me you want to leave him because I want to leave him.

00:31:13Because then we leave him when I am the one who left him

00:31:15And I haven't left it

00:31:15You're the one who wants to quit because you asked first.

00:31:17And if I answer you asking if you want to leave it

00:31:19It's not because I want to leave him.

00:31:20It's because by asking it you are making it very clear that you want to leave it.

00:31:23I'm lost

00:31:24Do you want a beer?

00:31:25Yes, go on

00:31:25Give me a beer

00:31:26My throat is dry.

00:31:28About me

00:31:28Oh, fuck

00:31:32How beautiful love is

00:31:34What a mess they're making

00:31:36Nativity scene

00:31:37This is the last straw

00:31:38Emilio has taken my epilady to touch up his beard

00:31:40We agreed that he wasn't going to touch my things.

00:31:42Well, you'd think it was mine.

00:31:43What should I do?

00:31:44Put labels on everything?

00:31:45Well, I don't know, we'll talk about it later.

00:31:46Come on, you're going to be late.

00:31:49Where to?

00:31:50Well, wherever

00:31:50Come on

00:31:51It's my first night with Emilio and I've prepared a romantic dinner.

00:31:54But I haven't met anyone yet.

00:31:55Well, it doesn't matter, you have people where you live.

00:31:57Belén, we had agreed that nothing was going to change.

00:31:59And nothing will change?

00:32:01You go out to flirt

00:32:02And I stay home

00:32:03It's just that I've realized that if you don't go out with me, I look less

00:32:05What are you singles like?

00:32:07Huh? All day long party

00:32:07Hello my love

00:32:11How was your day?

00:32:13Oh, I'm exhausted.

00:32:14I have the kidneys

00:32:15Are you on your feet all day?

00:32:17I'll be so sick that I'll run to bed.

00:32:19No, Emilio

00:32:20I've prepared a romantic dinner for you.

00:32:22I was going to make you a deal

00:32:24But there is no gas

00:32:25Oh, what a pity

00:32:27Well, let's order a pizza or something, right?

00:32:28No, no, no

00:32:29I've prepared something for you in the oven.

00:32:31Oh, you also know how to use the oven.

00:32:33Look at what a delicious escalivada I made for you!

00:32:37What's up?

00:32:38But that's not the farewell X

00:32:40Let's see, I want you to try a little.

00:32:42There, this is it

00:32:44How are you?

00:32:49Mmm, there aren't any midday lentils, right?

00:32:52Mmm, no

00:32:54It is to accompany them with this staircase

00:32:58Shall we have a drink?

00:33:04Come on, get dressed

00:33:04Alicia, sorry, this is not the time for parties.

00:33:06We are in full discussion

00:33:08You already roll up, we've talked about it

00:33:09Leave him alone and let's go get something to drink.

00:33:11You will have to rebuild your life

00:33:12Oh?

00:33:13So you were going to leave me?

00:33:14Alicia, thank you very much.

00:33:15Very timely

00:33:16Well, so you know.

00:33:17I'm the one who was going to leave you

00:33:18In fact, my next sentence was I'm leaving you.

00:33:19Honey, don't get so defensive, okay?

00:33:21I know it's very hard for you.

00:33:22What is hard for me?

00:33:23But what's up?

00:33:24If I laugh my head off

00:33:25Why are you laughing your head off?

00:33:26Yes, I'm laughing my ass off.

00:33:27If I don't give a damn

00:33:28Well, I'll throw myself on the floor, come on.

00:33:30I, I, I, I'm having a party

00:33:31Come on, I'm going with Alicia to celebrate.

00:33:32No, what the fuck?

00:33:34The three of us are leaving.

00:33:34Wait

00:33:35How are you going to celebrate your breakup together?

00:33:37No, no, calm down.

00:33:38I'm going alone

00:33:39Hey, I don't mean to bother you.

00:33:43But then, what are we left with?

00:33:44Did you leave him or did I leave him?

00:33:46Roberto, what else?

00:33:47No, no, no, if I say it through radiopatio

00:33:49She left you, it's very clear.

00:33:52Madam, go to sleep

00:33:54It's just that I'm on guard today.

00:33:56Your computer's bothering you, huh?

00:34:00Yeah

00:34:00Don't worry, I'll install an antivirus and a firewall for you.

00:34:04It didn't take long

00:34:05Well, there's no rush, huh?

00:34:06A glass of wine?

00:34:07Okay, okay.

00:34:08Damn, how much candle

00:34:10What's up? Do you have a date?

00:34:11Well yes, more or less

00:34:12The Josemi virus

00:34:16Well, I didn't know this variant.

00:34:18It's serious, right?

00:34:19I'm going to order food from the Chinese because this is going to take a long time.

00:34:21What's up? It's a minute.

00:34:23It is a very childish virus

00:34:24The number of children messing around on the internet

00:34:26It didn't take long

00:34:27Hello, two spring rolls

00:34:28One fried rice, three delights

00:34:30Veal with Chinese bamboo shoots and two sarrinas of soy sauce

00:34:32Thank you

00:34:32It's already on its way

00:34:34How's it going?

00:34:35Well, I'm done.

00:34:36Bye

00:34:36Do you want me to restrict cookies?

00:34:38Yeah

00:34:40Yeah

00:34:41What do you want?

00:34:43Man, it's coming in handy.

00:34:44Hey, what do I say?

00:34:46That with this work schedule that you have

00:34:48You'll hardly have time to go to the movies.

00:34:50Go play sports, I don't know.

00:34:52Meet someone?

00:34:54We do what we can

00:34:55There is always time for that.

00:34:56Well, I'm leaving.

00:34:58Your girlfriend is here.

00:34:59Who?

00:35:00No, no, no

00:35:01If that's not my girlfriend

00:35:02It's Bea, a friend who lives here.

00:35:03I don't know what he's doing here because he's going to the movies.

00:35:05The movie is over and I was cold.

00:35:06I'm coming for a jacket

00:35:07No, no, I thought you were dating.

00:35:08As I have seen all these baby things

00:35:09Well...

00:35:09No, it's that I'm pregnant

00:35:10But it's not from me, eh?

00:35:13No, we don't know who the child's father is.

00:35:14She doesn't even know it

00:35:16It can be anyone

00:35:17It's a thing that...

00:35:18Well, I'll tell you.

00:35:19Ah, yes, yes

00:35:20Mauri, don't exaggerate.

00:35:21It's just that one has a crazy night

00:35:22They don't forgive her

00:35:23Well, I'm leaving.

00:35:24I'll send you the invoice, okay?

00:35:25Yeah

00:35:25You send me the invoice

00:35:26But don't worry

00:35:27Because thank you very much for coming

00:35:28Maybe I'll crash again.

00:35:30Why do I spend so much time on the internet?

00:35:31But if that's what I call you

00:35:32And so richly

00:35:32But how do you dare tell him you're pregnant?

00:35:34But how do you present me as if I were the nymphomaniac of the century?

00:35:37So that he would know that we are not together

00:35:38When you arrived I was about to restrict my cookies.

00:35:41Oh, sorry for interrupting.

00:35:42You barely have time to put on your clothes.

00:35:44Just so you know, he installed an antivirus like this on me.

00:35:46In an intimate way

00:35:47And without asking for it

00:35:48Mauri, who is not gay

00:35:49The guy was staring at my cleavage

00:35:51But what neckline?

00:35:52What are you saying?

00:35:53Look, I'm going to let you down.

00:35:54Because you are pregnant

00:35:54And you already know what your hormones are doing to you inside.

00:35:56Come on, if I wanted to.

00:35:57I would have hooked up with him before you did.

00:35:58That?

00:36:00You know what I'm telling you?

00:36:01I'll call you again tomorrow.

00:36:02And we are going to organize a confrontation here.

00:36:04In the style of Judge Garzón

00:36:05We'll see which one he likes of the two.

00:36:06I don't care

00:36:07No, no, no, no

00:36:08It's that you hide the stone and throw away your hand

00:36:09What are you saying?

00:36:10You understood me

00:36:11Well, what excuse are you going to call him back with now?

00:36:13If it has already removed all the viruses

00:36:15This is new

00:36:18This is a joke

00:36:23He's finished with Emilio

00:36:24Sleeping with my father

00:36:25José Miguel

00:36:26You have a very negative attitude

00:36:28But how do you want it to be?

00:36:29If Aunt Nieves has settled into my bed?

00:36:31We can take advantage of this to strengthen our father-son relationship.

00:36:33Especially at this time

00:36:34You are about to make the leap into adolescence.

00:36:37A stage of which I have beautiful memories.

00:36:39Yes, that's right.

00:36:40I'm turning off the light now.

00:36:41No

00:36:41José Miguel, I think the time has come.

00:36:43That you and I talk about sex

00:36:45Okay? What do you want to know?

00:36:46No, I'll explain it to you.

00:36:48You've already turned 12.

00:36:49Have you noticed any changes in your body?

00:36:52Yes, he sleeps somewhere else now.

00:36:53Have you noticed the girls in your class?

00:36:55No, no, no, no

00:36:56Math takes up all my time

00:36:58Look, Dad, this is shit.

00:36:59Why do I have to sleep with a lady I don't know?

00:37:01Come on, please, he'll hear you.

00:37:02Nieves is here to help us

00:37:04Look, I'll warn you, okay?

00:37:05If this continues, as soon as I have money I'm leaving home.

00:37:07Ulysses, leave or I'll start psychological warfare.

00:37:10Are you blackmailing me?

00:37:11Aunt Nieves will stay here as long as I deem appropriate.

00:37:14Because she's my sister and the Cuestas are a close knit group.

00:37:17Well, you'll see how mom wakes up and finds her here.

00:37:19He pulls out the four hairs he left on Christmas

00:37:21Me with a wig, right?

00:37:23Natalia, does it bother you to have the light on while you sleep?

00:37:27No

00:37:27Well, yes, to me.

00:37:28Are you coming over and we'll turn it off?

00:37:30I get up at six thirty.

00:37:31So that?

00:37:33Where were you and I going?

00:37:34Ah, yes

00:37:35The condom

00:37:37My son

00:37:38The use of condoms dates back to truly ancient civilizations.

00:37:42In fact, already in Ancient Egypt

00:37:43There is evidence of rudimentary versions

00:37:46That completely transformed the social reality of the moment

00:37:48Hey, hey, hey

00:37:50You haven't given me anything for dinner

00:37:52There is a lot of food left over

00:37:54Yes, yes

00:37:55I get very full and then I have nightmares

00:37:57Hey, what's that for?

00:37:58For dentures?

00:37:59Sorry, but it's great to drink water at night.

00:38:01Then you will get up four times to go to the bathroom

00:38:03Well

00:38:06Well

00:38:07You realize, right?

00:38:10It's the first night we're going to sleep together

00:38:12Yeah

00:38:12Where do you want to stand?

00:38:14Oh, me underneath, my back is in shambles.

00:38:16No, I'm saying which side of the bed do you want to sleep on?

00:38:18Ah, there, on the right

00:38:19It's that I sleep on the right

00:38:20So why do you ask?

00:38:22Well, for education.

00:38:22But come on, if I want to sleep on the right, I don't care.

00:38:25No, no, it doesn't matter.

00:38:26I sleep here on the left

00:38:27Come on, let's get to the point.

00:38:28Oh, what?

00:38:29What are we going to do?

00:38:30I don't know, I say.

00:38:31Let's even pray a little Jesus of my life

00:38:33No, it was a question.

00:38:34Hey, if you don't feel like it, just say so.

00:38:35No problem

00:38:36Yes, yes

00:38:36When have I not felt like it?

00:38:38I don't know, it's just that before we made it easier for us to have sex.

00:38:40Of course.

00:38:40Because now we are a couple

00:38:42And now we have to talk things over.

00:38:43And here we don't throw powders

00:38:45Love is made here

00:38:46Ah, but it's done the same way, isn't it?

00:38:49Yes, yes, of course

00:38:49The mechanics are the same

00:38:51Well, come on, let's try.

00:38:52Well

00:38:53Oh, you seem new to me, really.

00:38:58No, it's just that since it's love, maybe we should put more affection into it, right?

00:39:02My feet are freezing

00:39:03Well, what do you think I'll do?

00:39:04Oh, I don't drink anymore so much that I wake up

00:39:20No, I don't know what's wrong with me, I've been losing sleep.

00:39:23Wow!

00:39:33Cuckoo sang the frog

00:39:34Nothing, noise, my roommate is sleeping

00:39:40Who would have told me I'd end up at the fresh turkey sausage girl's house?

00:39:45I don't usually go that fast with men.

00:39:46But with you it has been something very special

00:39:48What was your name?

00:39:51Pedro?

00:39:51That's it, Pedro.

00:39:52Come, I'll show you my bedroom.

00:39:53Wait, it's before anything happens

00:39:55I want to tell you that I have a girlfriend

00:39:57Oh, let's let the mystery continue to surround our relationship, okay?

00:40:01But I've also had four drinks.

00:40:02And I'm not going to be 100 percent.

00:40:03Don't worry, if I don't reach orgasm I fake it.

00:40:05I am an actress

00:40:07Damn, now that I was falling asleep

00:40:16It is health

00:40:17Emilio, what the hell are you doing in my bed?

00:40:19If Ferran Adrián is snoring in my room

00:40:21No, and of course, I had to move away from the epicenter

00:40:23Alicia, I don't want any problems, if your boyfriend is here I'm leaving.

00:40:25But how could this be my boyfriend? He's the goalkeeper.

00:40:27No, no, no, nothing's wrong, I'm going to the couch.

00:40:28But where are you going with my sheet?

00:40:30I'm naked, I don't know

00:40:31If you want, I'll give it to you.

00:40:33But how do you get into my bed naked?

00:40:35Damn, it's hot.

00:40:36Well, I'd better go now because I'm thinking more and more about my girlfriend.

00:40:40Hey, aren't you going to say no to the fresh turkey girl?

00:40:43Well yes, yes, yes

00:40:44Hey

00:40:45Hey

00:40:46You did well, if this wasn't for you

00:40:50Emilio

00:40:52The untamed jugures are mine

00:40:54If that is not a bad doubt

00:40:55Hey, these stumbles are the bifids, right?

00:40:57Dude, you wanted it, this is war.

00:40:59Hey, don't take it out on me, okay?

00:41:01If you're feeling hot, take a cold shower.

00:41:03Or also use the loofah sponge.

00:41:05Look, here come two of the herbs

00:41:10Good morning

00:41:12Where are they going?

00:41:14We have yoga class with Isabel

00:41:16Sorry, it was cancelled due to a family problem.

00:41:19But in bingo we have two for one on cards

00:41:22Well, it's just that we're not really into gambling.

00:41:26Oh, but the first drink is free.

00:41:29Well, since we've made the trip

00:41:31Come inside, money gives a lot of spiritual peace.

00:41:34Come on

00:41:35Doña Concha

00:41:36What have you broken now?

00:41:39No, nothing, nothing

00:41:40I'm just very worried.

00:41:42You have always told us not to bring men into the house.

00:41:44And I strictly comply with that.

00:41:45But Belén is living with Emilio

00:41:49The doorman is living in my house!

00:41:52I have tried to make him see reason.

00:41:53But you'd better talk to her.

00:41:55Of course I'm going to talk to her, but right now

00:41:57Oh, the only thing, don't tell him I told you.

00:42:00No, no, calm down.

00:42:01Alicia told me that you brought Emilio into my house.

00:42:06What Alice?

00:42:08No, no, no, I made it up.

00:42:09That Emilio is not living here

00:42:11Belén, or make more room for me in the drawers.

00:42:13Or you'll tell me where I put my socks.

00:42:14Very well done, darling, goal from the top corner.

00:42:17What are you saying?

00:42:18That Doña Concha is here

00:42:20Well, the cistern is now fixed.

00:42:22If you don't need anything else, I'll go and skip Easter.

00:42:25Do you think I'm stupid?

00:42:28Don't answer, it's a trick question.

00:42:30Okay, fine, yeah, what's up?

00:42:31We are living together

00:42:33He couldn't kick me out before, nor can he kick me out now.

00:42:35Same as you

00:42:36But at the next meeting I'll make sure he's fired.

00:42:40Doña Concha, don't get upset.

00:42:41If this has been like a pilot experience

00:42:43I can return to the goal

00:42:44Emilio, don't be a piece of shit

00:42:45Fight for your partner

00:42:46I can't stay without a job now.

00:42:48I have to pay the university tuition.

00:42:50The books, the pencil case, the raincoat and everything

00:42:52I'm leaving and we'll buy a flat when we can.

00:42:54But do you know how much an apartment costs?

00:42:56Well, a parking space and we make it pretty

00:42:58Emilio, you're not going anywhere.

00:43:00The one who leaves is the big mouth, it's Alicia's

00:43:02Belén, this is getting out of hand.

00:43:04Well, I'll take the essentials.

00:43:07I'll be back for more stuff.

00:43:09If you want, I can send it to your parents' house.

00:43:10To my parents' house? Why?

00:43:12Well, I don't know, you'll go back with them, right?

00:43:14It's what you've always wanted

00:43:16That's because you say so.

00:43:17I'm going to live alone

00:43:18I already have a listing for an apartment.

00:43:19Oh yeah? And where?

00:43:21I won't tell you, because then you'll want to see me every day.

00:43:23And you'll never get over it.

00:43:25But okay, but you'll be a cool, childish brat, arrogant and everything.

00:43:29But don't continue like this, you're going to hurt yourself.

00:43:31That is not the right way for a separation, mature and cordial.

00:43:34Can you tell Cry for a moment to leave us alone so we can say goodbye?

00:43:36Well no, because you're going to start crying and it's going to be awkward for both of us.

00:43:39Am I going to start crying now?

00:43:40Man

00:43:40Roberto

00:43:41We've been together for four years

00:43:44Don't you think it's a little unfair to end like this?

00:43:46We have shared a lot of things

00:43:48I have loved you so much and...

00:43:50And we have lived precious moments, haven't we?

00:43:52The Tropes

00:43:52That I will always remember you

00:43:55And I will always love you

00:43:58Hey?

00:43:58Come on, let's finish well.

00:44:00You're right, sorry.

00:44:03I'm going to miss you too.

00:44:05Oh? Who's the one who's exhausted now?

00:44:08Come on, see you later

00:44:09You've gone too far, you've gone too far.

00:44:11But I realized, you were following the lightning

00:44:13Bye

00:44:15Hey, I'm twelve now.

00:44:18But I notice that the stretch is there, just a little bit.

00:44:20If by the time I turn eighteen

00:44:22You have been patient and your breasts have not fallen off.

00:44:24We can have a love growth spurt

00:44:26Okay, yes, yes

00:44:26I'm already setting an alarm on my phone, okay?

00:44:28Hey, but in the meantime we can talk and stuff, right?

00:44:31Yes

00:44:31Come on, man.

00:44:39Hey, if you've found an apartment, I'll go with you.

00:44:41I have problems with my aunt.

00:44:43I know my father's card number

00:44:45That is, we can make the purchase online.

00:44:46What's up, man?

00:44:48If I have nothing

00:44:48I had thought about going to live with Paco for a while.

00:44:51Until I save a little

00:44:52With Paco?

00:44:53But you're crazy

00:44:53Before entering there you must be vaccinated

00:44:55Better get up to the attic

00:44:56And you go into Ocupa's storage room

00:44:58Which is healthier

00:44:58But that is habitable

00:44:59Man, you can try it.

00:45:01Seventeen

00:45:04Thirty

00:45:06Sixty-five

00:45:09Six, five

00:45:10Forty one

00:45:12Twenty-four

00:45:14Okay, okay, okay

00:45:15You're not making up the numbers.

00:45:16It's just that I forgot my reading glasses.

00:45:19Oh well

00:45:20These are my students

00:45:22May I know what you're doing here?

00:45:23I'm alone, upstairs

00:45:24Come on, everyone to class right now, please.

00:45:26Grass, if you're not going to play, don't bother me.

00:45:29Come on, out

00:45:29You're trying to ruin my academy.

00:45:31This is like a hostile takeover.

00:45:33And these people are looking for that inner balance.

00:45:35Yeah

00:45:35And on the way to the Tao

00:45:37They stopped to throw some cardboard

00:45:38No problem

00:45:39We continue for bingo

00:45:41Seventy one

00:45:43Seven, one

00:45:45Amparo, we have to distribute new boxes.

00:45:47Okay, okay

00:45:48Twenty-eight

00:45:49Three, eight

00:45:51But do you want to stop for a moment?

00:45:52What are we discussing?

00:45:53Well, I don't understand it.

00:45:56The motherboard is broken

00:45:57Did you get hit or anything?

00:45:58The assistant, who is very stupid

00:45:59Jaime, come

00:46:00Daival, the computer, it doesn't matter

00:46:02What we want is to talk to you

00:46:04Sit down

00:46:05Yes, we have a small doubt.

00:46:07About you

00:46:08I'm not happy with my job, are I?

00:46:10No, no, no, it's not that, no

00:46:11Just a clarification

00:46:13Bea is not a nymphomaniac

00:46:14Ah

00:46:15Well, I don't care, eh?

00:46:17If I am in favor of sexual freedom

00:46:18But he's not my partner either.

00:46:19Although I am the father of the child

00:46:21Already

00:46:21So you have an open relationship.

00:46:24Wide open

00:46:25Wide open

00:46:26In fact, sexual tastes

00:46:28Both Bea's and mine

00:46:29They are very different from what you may have thought.

00:46:31No, no, I have noticed.

00:46:32Well, look, since you've finished the topic

00:46:34The truth is that I have noticed a little bit of sexual tension towards me.

00:46:38No, there is, there is

00:46:39And she's telling me no

00:46:40We were here restricting cookies

00:46:42And that's not good.

00:46:43But it is clear what happens

00:46:44You and I understand each other

00:46:46Look, I have a job now.

00:46:48But if you want, we can meet tonight.

00:46:50At your house or mine?

00:46:52Well, I don't know, right here

00:46:53Well

00:46:54Well, see you later.

00:46:55We're going to have a great time.

00:47:00What did I tell you?

00:47:05Huh? What did I tell you?

00:47:06Do I have it in the can or not?

00:47:07Is this done?

00:47:08I'm going to update the entire operating system.

00:47:10What was right?

00:47:11You

00:47:11Who was wrong?

00:47:12He looked at my cleavage

00:47:13We were already with the pregnant fantasies

00:47:15Excuse me, but I'm very busy.

00:47:17Because tonight I have a date

00:47:18But anyway, ma'am.

00:47:23What do you want me to do?

00:47:23If Emilio is going to live with Belén?

00:47:25Then fire him immediately.

00:47:27Or he's a goalkeeper

00:47:28Or he's a gigolo

00:47:29What I want you to understand

00:47:30It's just that I don't...

00:47:31Juan, these ladies

00:47:32They are stealing my clients

00:47:33With mafia practices

00:47:34You're screwed

00:47:35Hey, to Macara

00:47:36I'm going to have to fix her chakras.

00:47:37You and how many more?

00:47:39Concha, hold it for me

00:47:40No, no, no!

00:47:42We're all losing our minds

00:47:44Juan, what are those screams?

00:47:46Nieves, you stop me and close the door.

00:47:47Or they close that bingo

00:47:48Or they denounce the community

00:47:50If you are the vice president

00:47:51Well, I'm also denouncing myself.

00:47:52What you have to do is shut up.

00:47:54Sorry?

00:47:55If you had listened to my brother at the time

00:47:57All this would not have happened

00:47:58And who are you to give an opinion if you're here for a visit?

00:48:01I am Nieves Cuesta

00:48:02President of my community

00:48:04They multiply at night

00:48:05Like gremlins

00:48:06What we were missing here

00:48:08The chorizo's sister

00:48:09What did you call my brother?

00:48:11What you have heard and I tell you again

00:48:13Sausage!

00:48:15Oh!

00:48:16Hostility!

00:48:17Hostility!

00:48:18Nieves, for God's sake

00:48:19He hit me

00:48:20Come on, let's go home.

00:48:22That attacks you raises a good one

00:48:23Come on

00:48:24This aunt is very badass

00:48:25Hey, hey

00:48:25My ear is ringing

00:48:27Take me to the emergency room

00:48:28One bump and it passes

00:48:29Nieves, please

00:48:30You can't go on the road

00:48:31For riot police

00:48:32This is a peaceful community

00:48:34Education, Juan

00:48:35That's all I ask for

00:48:36But I don't like violence.

00:48:38This hurt me more than her.

00:48:40But what does this mean to insult the president?

00:48:42If you have to meet them

00:48:44They say it with affection

00:48:45If deep down they respect me

00:48:46Mark your territory, Juan

00:48:48Don't let yourself be run over

00:48:49And setting up businesses here

00:48:50It's over

00:48:51No, I don't think anyone else does.

00:48:53And that music?

00:48:56What do I know?

00:48:57Let's see, two streets, one to Verete

00:49:05Marinera, shrimp, tuna

00:49:07Ear, kitchen

00:49:08A mojito, Mariano, this way.

00:49:11But Mariano, what have you set up here?

00:49:13This is fraudulent use

00:49:14From a common area

00:49:15Damn, if everyone

00:49:16He's getting rich

00:49:16Me too

00:49:17What do you want to drink?

00:49:18I don't want to take anything

00:49:19I want this to be again

00:49:20A community of neighbors

00:49:21Well, this is the last straw.

00:49:22I'm going to call the police

00:49:23No, no, no, you don't even see the police.

00:49:25And then, presi, you would become

00:49:26Some weirder aunts

00:49:27Mariano, the account of the 4

00:49:29And a caipirinha

00:49:29Ear

00:49:30A serious daughter, you too

00:49:31What's up, dad?

00:49:32If I want to leave home

00:49:33I'll have to find a way, right?

00:49:35Damn, how is the waitress?

00:49:37Hey, hey, what is my daughter?

00:49:38Oh yeah?

00:49:39Introduce her to him

00:49:39Listen, President

00:49:40Business is going well

00:49:42I am creating jobs

00:49:43This adds value to the building.

00:49:46Right?

00:49:47What does he do, what does he do?

00:49:48Man, Marisa

00:49:49He told me that you function like this

00:49:50Well, you are wrong.

00:49:51I have never accepted a bribe.

00:49:52Elma, I told the ladies

00:49:53That bingo is illegal

00:49:54And that in case someone calls the

00:49:56Damn, the police

00:49:58I have to warn them

00:49:59Let's see, we're done with our drinks.

00:50:02That we are burying

00:50:03Come on, more tomorrow

00:50:05Mariano's Corner

00:50:07Always waiting for them

00:50:08To welcome you, gentlemen

00:50:10Come on, ma'am

00:50:11What is for today?

00:50:1253

00:50:15Amparo, don't drink any more without chon

00:50:17It's cool

00:50:1869

00:50:196, 9

00:50:20I have one left

00:50:21I have one left

00:50:2212

00:50:23No, no, no

00:50:2425

00:50:2544

00:50:26No

00:50:2625

00:50:28Bingo

00:50:29Bingo

00:50:30They have called bingo

00:50:32Any other bingo?

00:50:33What happened to him?

00:50:34Oh my God

00:50:35Madam, I dismantled this

00:50:36The police are coming

00:50:37But what has he told us?

00:50:38Bitch!

00:50:39What does it matter?

00:50:40Come on, everyone out.

00:50:40Juan, you have to help us.

00:50:42I think we have a problem.

00:50:43What's wrong with that?

00:50:44He has called bingo

00:50:45And the potato has exploded

00:50:47That?

00:50:48That he had a heart attack

00:50:49Or something like that, man.

00:50:51I think he's dead

00:50:52What is it?

00:50:53I told him so

00:50:54If I told him so

00:50:55That this is illegal

00:50:55That they were going to get into a lot of trouble

00:50:56Did I tell him or not?

00:50:58No, I don't want to know anything.

00:50:59I'm leaving because I'm going to have another attack.

00:51:00Me too, I like potatoes.

00:51:01Nothing of that

00:51:02You take the fall with us.

00:51:05Why me?

00:51:06If I haven't done anything

00:51:07What do you mean no?

00:51:07Have you accepted a bribe?

00:51:09They will be able to...

00:51:10Yeah

00:51:11Yes they will be able to

00:51:12Well, let's take it to my house.

00:51:14Fast

00:51:14The police will be watching us there.

00:51:16But your sister will be there

00:51:17Let's see if the bad luck will reach us again.

00:51:19I'll explain everything to you.

00:51:19Do you want to help me?

00:51:21Where is Concha?

00:51:22He has gone to the police station

00:51:23To report your sister

00:51:24But I was very dizzy

00:51:25I don't think I'll find it.

00:51:26What a day!

00:51:27And I wanted to miss it.

00:51:28Do you want to help me, damn it?

00:51:31Come on

00:51:32Slowly

00:51:33Slowly

00:51:34That?

00:51:37There's plenty of room for both of us here, man.

00:51:40You see

00:51:40This in Japan is a palace

00:51:42I had thought of putting an American kitchen here

00:51:44And the rest is clear

00:51:46In love mode

00:51:47Of course

00:51:48There we put the bunk beds

00:51:49Here the plasma screen

00:51:50And we watch TV from the bed like two gentlemen.

00:51:52Besides, I'm not going to be around much longer, right?

00:51:54Only when the police are looking for me

00:51:56Hey, the only thing, where's the bathroom?

00:51:57No, there isn't

00:51:58It's awesome

00:51:59So you don't have to clean it.

00:52:01It's all advantages, man.

00:52:03Damn, man

00:52:03Do you get along better with the fugitive than with Lucía?

00:52:06Oh, how nice that you came!

00:52:07I was bored out of my mind

00:52:08Do you know how to play poker?

00:52:10Covered or uncovered

00:52:11What's up couples?

00:52:18Are you going on your honeymoon?

00:52:19No, the one who is going to do it is you.

00:52:21Traitor, envious

00:52:22But, but, how could you tell on Concha?

00:52:25Belén, I can't go on like this.

00:52:27I'm not used to living with a man.

00:52:29Imagine yourself with Emilio

00:52:30He has taken my space

00:52:31He takes my things

00:52:32He eats my yogurts

00:52:33And he ruined a date for me.

00:52:35But we're supposed to be friends, damn it.

00:52:37Also, I liked to walk around the house naked.

00:52:39Well, but you can still do that, right?

00:52:41That I adapt

00:52:42Look, you have to choose either him or me.

00:52:44Either your boyfriend or your soul mate

00:52:46Out!

00:52:49Do you want me to leave?

00:52:50Yeah!

00:52:51Look, I'm staying because I don't know what you're saying.

00:52:53What bothers you is that Emilio and I are living together and things are going well for us.

00:52:57What's going well for you?

00:52:57Yeah!

00:52:58Ask him if he's overwhelmed with your new gossip side.

00:53:00If you can't stand how you cook

00:53:02And yesterday I slept in my room because of your snoring

00:53:04Well, but that's another topic that I don't know why it has to be brought up right now.

00:53:07That...

00:53:07You don't like the way he cooks?

00:53:10No, but you have a lot of good things.

00:53:12But why are you lying to me?

00:53:14Peaceful

00:53:14Since you are so happy, I'm sure you'll talk about it and there won't be any problem.

00:53:17I'm leaving

00:53:18A pleasure, huh?

00:53:19See you later

00:53:20And on top of that, I snore.

00:53:28Well, snoring

00:53:29Breathe deeply

00:53:31Dear

00:53:32How are you, beautiful?

00:53:35Well

00:53:35Bad, right?

00:53:37Hey, where are you going with those suitcases?

00:53:39I am your friend

00:53:39I'm not going to let you go through the trauma of the breakup alone.

00:53:42I'm coming to live with you

00:53:46I really appreciate it, come on, but it's not necessary, okay?

00:53:54I'm fine in my little house.

00:53:56You think so, but no, inside you are terrible.

00:53:58Well, look, I take a video and it passes me by.

00:53:59Lucia, don't act tough, I know what a breakup is like.

00:54:02You?

00:54:03Yes, I have them every day and it's not pleasant.

00:54:05You go cry and I'll go see how the closets are doing.

00:54:07Hey, hey, hey, Alicia, we know each other, what happened?

00:54:09I've kicked myself out of the house

00:54:15Oh, God

00:54:19Water, water, water

00:54:28The bracelet

00:54:29Let's see, Barcelona, how are you?

00:54:37Hey, one

00:54:38I think here

00:54:39Good afternoon

00:54:40We have received a notice from a certain Nieves Cuesta

00:54:42That a number of unlicensed businesses are operating in this building

00:54:46Ah, well I don't know, we are here doing the pools

00:54:49But come on, ask her, second or next?

00:54:51Thank you so much

00:54:52Let's hope retirement comes soon, because...

00:54:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

00:54:56Look, it's not a miracle that he got caught.

00:54:58And why?

00:54:59It's down to second

00:55:00Oh, look, damn, I'm done playing in the Champions League here.

00:55:03Of course, if you have to sign, you can't go to Europe with the opposite.

00:55:07Are the children here?

00:55:09No, Carlos

00:55:09What's going on? Who's that?

00:55:11He is a catalytic boyfriend that Vicenta has found

00:55:14We leave him here for a while and he'll get over it.

00:55:16He is a bingo customer, he has suffered a heart attack and has died

00:55:19Oh, the Virgin!

00:55:20And why does he bring you to that house?

00:55:21What have you called the police for?

00:55:22Sure, look, in the apartments you've complained about

00:55:25Here we are safe

00:55:26Juan, when you call the police

00:55:28They force you to identify yourself

00:55:29To the first place they're going to come

00:55:31It's going to be here

00:55:32Well, let them bear the brunt.

00:55:35They are the ones who set up the bingo

00:55:36No, no, no, no, no

00:55:37He is also a partner in the business.

00:55:39What do you say, madam?

00:55:40They paid me 100 euros to turn a blind eye.

00:55:42Have you accepted a bribe, Juan?

00:55:44No

00:55:45I don't know what I was thinking.

00:55:47Well, in the pasta, and what will it be?

00:55:50Leave it to me

00:55:50But you're going to open

00:55:51Don't worry, we old ladies don't go to jail.

00:55:54Juan, what a shame!

00:55:55A bribe

00:55:56You have forever stained the name of the Cuestas

00:55:58Nieves, don't say that.

00:55:59Good afternoon

00:56:02Nieves Cuesta?

00:56:03It's me

00:56:03The lady across the street has set up a yoga school.

00:56:06There are drugs and everything in there.

00:56:08Her husband is a fugitive

00:56:09And my brother, who is the president of the community

00:56:11He's having an anxiety attack because of you.

00:56:14Wait for us here, we'll take your statement right away.

00:56:16Correct, thank you very much.

00:56:17My aunts from Murcia, who have come to see me

00:56:20Because of anxiety

00:56:21Good afternoon

00:56:22Come, come, come

00:56:26Take him, we'll take him

00:56:27Where to?

00:56:28What a mess

00:56:29Things as they are

00:56:31I am teaching yoga classes

00:56:32But I don't charge

00:56:34My clients, my students give me the will

00:56:37I don't bother anyone

00:56:38I don't play the music loud

00:56:40And the only thing is that I provide peace

00:56:42Furthermore, it is very difficult to raise a family alone.

00:56:46Having the husband missing

00:56:49Hey, they say that yoga is great, right?

00:56:53Have you never tried it?

00:56:55Emilio, things between couples are said, one does not keep quiet.

00:56:59Okay, so that's it, you've become your mother.

00:57:01Suddenly you are the most Mari Mari in Spain

00:57:03But you will be rude

00:57:04But you're not telling me to tell you what I think.

00:57:05Emilio, I have been the only one who has put enthusiasm into all this.

00:57:09You have not done anything on your part

00:57:10But how come not?

00:57:11And eating those lentils is not doing my part.

00:57:12I made them with all my love

00:57:14Well, honey, less love and more culinary knowledge.

00:57:16Look, fuck it, you go too.

00:57:18Our relationship has been a complete success.

00:57:20We lasted less than 24 hours

00:57:21But, Belén, do you realize?

00:57:23This is our first argument as a couple.

00:57:24And that's nice too, isn't it?

00:57:27Look, I, really

00:57:28If one keeps quiet about bad things

00:57:30And if he is sincere, worse

00:57:31So what the fuck do I do?

00:57:34Who is it?

00:57:35Emilio, I have just been informed

00:57:36That they are living here with Belén

00:57:37Let you know that this is our community

00:57:39She is dismayed

00:57:40And that your job as a doorman of the building

00:57:42It depends on a thread

00:57:42Of course we can always turn a blind eye.

00:57:45If you save this for us for a while

00:57:46While the police are away

00:57:48But this is a dead man

00:57:49No, it came in a bag of chips.

00:57:52It's that we have it repeated

00:57:53He sang Bingo and had a heart attack

00:57:55The poor man

00:57:56If gambling addiction is very bad

00:57:57But, listen, I can't stay.

00:57:58With this gentleman here

00:57:58Belén and I are in the middle of a crisis

00:58:00And what do I tell you what this is?

00:58:01My gift of reconciliation?

00:58:03Don't worry

00:58:03We explain it all to you

00:58:04Belén is a modern and sensitive girl

00:58:06They'll understand, right?

00:58:09Let's breathe in three phases

00:58:10And between lungs, shoulders

00:58:13We relax first

00:58:14To overcome the limitations of meat

00:58:17The deceptions of the senses

00:58:19And the traps of thought

00:58:21And we inspire him

00:58:23What was that?

00:58:25Don't know

00:58:25It comes from above

00:58:26If we are going to pay attention to every cry we hear

00:58:31Well, we're not making any progress, are we?

00:58:33You have to concentrate

00:58:34We inspire

00:58:36But you are a bunch of lunatics

00:58:38A dead man in my house, what I needed

00:58:40Woman, if it's just for a while and you don't do anything

00:58:42Mr. John, I had the police

00:58:43Palactic, palactic, which is empty

00:58:45Emilio, entertain them

00:58:46I?

00:58:47I don't know why you're always in such a hurry.

00:58:49With how little they pay us

00:58:50What happened?

00:58:52No, nothing, what happened?

00:58:53We were in the second and saw a tremendous scream

00:58:55Oh no, but that was my wife's.

00:58:57Excuse her, she just has some orgasms that are not normal.

00:59:00Sure, darling.

00:59:01Careful

00:59:02Without silence

00:59:03Fuck, another scream

00:59:09Let's go there

00:59:10You watched a lot of TV when you were little, didn't you?

00:59:12Run, climb, climb, your little friend needs it

00:59:14Man, Andrés, for God's sake

00:59:16What are you doing in your butt?

00:59:18Here, playing cards

00:59:19What's up? Are you still angry?

00:59:21No, I saw a dead person on my couch and it slipped my mind.

00:59:23That was the message I wanted to get to you.

00:59:25That life is too short to be angry

00:59:26Come on, he was dead with a message.

00:59:27Belén, at first it is normal for us to have some friction.

00:59:29If we are filming

00:59:31I've never lived with a woman and maybe I've screwed up.

00:59:33Well yes, a little bit

00:59:34Okay, give me another chance.

00:59:35Nativity scene

00:59:37All you need is love

00:59:39But who is this man? What have you done to him?

00:59:47You're the fugitive, aren't you?

00:59:48Nice to meet you, I'm Nieves Cuesta, Juan's sister.

00:59:50The police are coming up

00:59:52Well, we're off, huh? A pleasure.

00:59:54But where are you going?

00:59:55You have called them

00:59:56Who? You?

00:59:58You sold me, Juanito

00:59:59You sold me out

01:00:00If I didn't know you were here

01:00:01Don't play the victim, the only victim here is me.

01:00:04Huh? I haven't done anything.

01:00:05And I'm here with a dead man and a fugitive from justice.

01:00:08Who died?

01:00:09Come on, but this is the famous Andrés Guerra

01:00:11Let it be known that I surrender voluntarily

01:00:13You sold me, Juanito

01:00:14I thought we were friends

01:00:16And go on, I haven't called anyone.

01:00:17He's been hiding here the whole time, huh?

01:00:19Yes, son, yes

01:00:20Hey, what dead guy are you talking about?

01:00:22About this gentleman who is there covered with...

01:00:23Ah!

01:00:25Excuse me, where am I?

01:00:27I was playing bingo

01:00:29Damn, but weren't you dead?

01:00:30Well, I don't know.

01:00:31Man, please, what a lack of rigor

01:00:33But you didn't take his pulse.

01:00:35What am I going to take?

01:00:36Hey, please come with me, we're going to take his class.

01:00:38But they pay me for bingo, I have the card

01:00:40Well, whatever God wants today

01:00:42Juan, normally this building is like this

01:00:44Because there are few neighbors, but how do they touch the balls?

01:00:47There are quieter weeks

01:00:48I'm going home or I'll have a heart attack.

01:00:50Hey, how much are you renting this for?

01:00:53What do I know, Roberto, what do I know?

01:00:54Congratulations, man.

01:00:56You already have a lair

01:00:57It's here, do you want to hurry up?

01:01:04Wait a moment, I have to look for movies.

01:01:06I've already seen almost all of them.

01:01:07Well, go to the theater, damn it, a little culture.

01:01:09And there in front of you you have a bingo

01:01:10Hello

01:01:12I brought Old Rum, so we can let loose a little.

01:01:15Ah, well, very well.

01:01:15Well, I'm going now, I'll leave you alone.

01:01:18But how are you going to leave? My girlfriend is about to arrive.

01:01:19How about your girlfriend?

01:01:21Look, here it is

01:01:22Hello darling

01:01:25Look, this is the couple I told you about.

01:01:27Bea and Mauri

01:01:29They're handsome, huh?

01:01:30Well yes

01:01:31Better than the last ones

01:01:33Hello, I'm Ana

01:01:34Hello, Ana

01:01:35Let's see, because I'm going through a momentary crisis of intense bewilderment.

01:01:39Jaime, what's this about?

01:01:41Well, what we had talked about, a couple exchange

01:01:43Don't you feel like it?

01:01:45It depends on the couples

01:01:46If one is you and me

01:01:46And Bea gets along with your girlfriend

01:01:48Don't fuck with me

01:01:49Are you gay?

01:01:50Of course I'm gay.

01:01:51You are stupid

01:01:51If I've been hitting on you since you walked through that door

01:01:53Damn, what do I know?

01:01:54Are you telling me that Bea doesn't even inform you that you have an open relationship?

01:01:56And your tastes are strange?

01:01:57Well, you tell me what you want me to think.

01:01:58But you are a degenerate, man.

01:02:00But how are you going to sleep with Bea if she's a lesbian?

01:02:01And she's also pregnant.

01:02:02Get out of here

01:02:03It's better to go to that bar with the phones on the table.

01:02:06And we stop messing around

01:02:07Come on, let's go

01:02:08But darling, how am I going to imagine

01:02:09That I am a gay and a lesbian

01:02:10They want to have a child?

01:02:11But if you are crazy

01:02:12And don't you dare send me the bill.

01:02:13Because I'm not going to pay you.

01:02:14Sick ether!

01:02:17Who warned you?

01:02:18Who has a nose here?

01:02:19Look, I don't mind being wrong.

01:02:20Nor make a fool of yourself

01:02:21Even having to agree with you

01:02:22You know what really pisses me off about all this?

01:02:25I have to buy a new computer.

01:02:26Oh, and being pregnant

01:02:28You can make love perfectly

01:02:29No, because then the children come out nervous.

01:02:31I'm going to find you a boyfriend, but now

01:02:32Let everyone know that we are facing each other

01:02:36To a very serious administrative sanction

01:02:38So it is strictly prohibited.

01:02:40Setting up businesses in our community

01:02:42As reflected in our statutes

01:02:44Reading that I fervently recommend

01:02:46Or we all follow the rules

01:02:48Or look what happens

01:02:49Is that clear?

01:02:50Yes, yes

01:02:50A little long, but clear

01:02:52So, you've already sent Roberto packing.

01:02:55But hey, what's going on?

01:02:56That my private life is a point of the day?

01:02:57No, but we'll include it in a moment.

01:02:59He called Andrés from prison

01:03:01That you are fine

01:03:02And he remembers everyone

01:03:03Especially from Juan

01:03:04Silence, please

01:03:05I haven't finished yet

01:03:06Sister Nieves has the floor

01:03:08I wanted to apologize publicly

01:03:10With Shell

01:03:11For the unnecessary slap

01:03:13As I have deserved,

01:03:14It's not my policy

01:03:16Assaulting pensioners

01:03:17No matter how unpleasant they are

01:03:19I'm just saying this

01:03:20It's not going to stay like this

01:03:22Chunga, you've got the wrong people.

01:03:23We're coming for you

01:03:24Well, you already know where I live.

01:03:26Good, good, good

01:03:26You make peace, we continue

01:03:28Hey, it's midnight.

01:03:29I've had a horrible day

01:03:30Do you want to say anything else?

01:03:31Nieves, please

01:03:32This drum is confiscated.

01:03:34To avoid harmful temptations

01:03:35However, it has occurred to me

01:03:36An idea to narrow down

01:03:37Our neighborhood ties

01:03:39That have been dangerously damaged

01:03:40Emilio, proceed

01:03:42Emilio

01:03:44Sorry, sir.

01:03:46Juan, I've been here for two days.

01:03:47I neither eat nor sleep

01:03:4718, 1, 8

01:03:56Hey, but let's play bingo.

01:03:5857, 5, 7

01:04:00My marker doesn't paint

01:04:0232, 3, 2

01:04:07Whoever calls bingo does not pay from branch

01:04:09Yes of course

01:04:1045, 4, 5

01:04:15This is a realistic one

01:04:17Mauri, say something

01:04:18Shut up, I have two left for the line.

01:04:1923, 2, 3

01:04:22Line, line

01:04:23No, this is not the owner

01:04:24Can't play

01:04:24Damn, the line is correct

01:04:26We continue for bingo

01:04:27For God's sake, Mr. John.

01:04:28How hungry

01:04:28If instead of balls I see croquettes

01:04:30He is in no hurry

01:04:31That we fall asleep

01:04:32If it doesn't come out

01:04:33No.

01:04:34No.

01:04:36No.

01:04:37No.

01:04:38No.

01:04:43No.

01:04:56No.

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