Aquí no hay quien viva - 4x13 - Erase un dia de San Valentin - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Las parejas de la comunidad celebran san Valentín y se envían ramos de flores. Emilio intenta recuperar a Belén, Juan a Isabel, Fernando quiere tener un detalle con Mauri y Yago con Lucía. Pero según van llegando los ramos, Emilio se va a hacer un lío con las tarjetas y las cambia todas. Mariano alquila el ático por horas, no sólo a los vecinos sino también a gente de fuera de la comunidad. Y, por otro lado, Bea y Ana rompen su relación por culpa de los celos. Ana se refugia en casa de Carlos y Roberto y provoca una crisis entre ambos.

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00:00:00No one can live for you, for you, for you, not for you.

00:00:25I don't understand why we have to get up so early to go to the supermarket.

00:00:33Because he's better off, the security guard is in your dream.

00:00:36I like to get up early, the day promises more.

00:00:38To do what? We're retired.

00:00:40Leave her alone, she's happy on her planet.

00:00:43Oh! Why is this closed?

00:00:46This lazy guy has already fallen asleep. Emilio!

00:00:50Wait, wait, there's a new invention here. Press to open the door.

00:00:53That means you have to press the button to exit.

00:00:56Very good, Vicenta. Do you see how when you tighten your hair less, you think better?

00:01:07Or this won't last long, it's because we're too old.

00:01:10We need to hurry up with this. Let's try again.

00:01:13But why do they put this if it wasn't approved by the board?

00:01:18Separated? Ready? Now!

00:01:20Run, cunt, pussy!

00:01:23Careful, careful, careful, I can't fall on the step.

00:01:26Nothing, there's nothing to do.

00:01:27Oh, mission impossible!

00:01:29You who have no reprise!

00:01:30Come on, ladies, think a little.

00:01:33One stays here ringing the bell and the other next to the door to push it.

00:01:37If you're already crazy, you're crying out for asylum.

00:01:40A circular should be sent to the neighbors so they know how this works.

00:01:43Hey, did you put this on to sleep longer?

00:01:47That this was approved in the time of Mr. Juan for the safety of all.

00:01:50This is like the bus missile shield.

00:01:52Marisa, ring the bell and I'll open the door.

00:01:55Come on.

00:02:00Great! Teamwork, test passed.

00:02:04Hey, what happens if the power goes out?

00:02:06Well, this will be like the calameco.

00:02:08Nobody leaves here.

00:02:09Come on.

00:02:09Come on, go shopping, how do you live?

00:02:16And then people get depressed when they retire.

00:02:18Give it to me tomorrow.

00:02:24The mother who gave birth to me with the little inventions.

00:02:29Dad, open the door for me!

00:02:31I'm in the bathroom!

00:02:32You didn't give me any kiwis!

00:02:39Yeah?

00:02:42Good morning.

00:02:43Can you open the door for me, please?

00:02:44No, we don't want propaganda here.

00:02:45Talk to the doorman.

00:02:47Mr. Juan, it's me, Emilio, who doesn't have keys.

00:02:50Emilio, what time is it to be coming home?

00:02:52You should already be at your job.

00:02:54Yes, yes.

00:02:55If it is the door security system, which has loopholes.

00:02:58Ah, the president put it there.

00:03:00That was a project of mine.

00:03:01Juan.

00:03:02Come, have some juice.

00:03:03Do you open it for me or not?

00:03:05Oh, the Virgin!

00:03:11Well, let's calm down, okay?

00:03:15A dose of nicotine here.

00:03:17In organic waste, which is how I feel.

00:03:24Oh, what's wrong with the door?

00:03:25What's going to happen to him?

00:03:26That Emilio has already fallen asleep again.

00:03:29Emilio!

00:03:30What a good day today looks like.

00:03:32Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:37Not here, not here.

00:03:39Every day is like this.

00:03:41I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:44I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:46I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:03:48Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:51Not here, not here.

00:03:52No, no, no.

00:03:53Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:55Not here, not here.

00:03:57No no.

00:03:57The house on top of it collapses.

00:03:59I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:04:01The neighbors file past me and listen.

00:04:04I can't stand this place.

00:04:07Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:04:11It was an earthquake and a mudslide.

00:04:15Yeah.

00:04:16And you will have this ladder.

00:04:19Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:23Not here, not here, no, no, no.

00:04:25Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:27Not here, no, no.

00:04:29Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:32Not here, not here, no, no.

00:04:34Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:36Not here, not here.

00:04:38Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:41Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:43Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:45This is what you are going to take away from me forever

00:04:51The Sweet Mariano

00:04:52A space for love

00:04:54With everything you need for sexual entertainment

00:04:57Waterbed

00:04:58D.W.D. with quality erotic cinema

00:05:01Midibar with champagne and strawberries

00:05:04Illustrated Camasutra

00:05:06Damn, this is going to come from Buti

00:05:07To come and listen to music with the pantumaca

00:05:09Hey, but wasn't it forbidden to set up businesses in the attic?

00:05:12Well, hey, this is it.

00:05:14Oh, and look

00:05:16The Luxurituale

00:05:18The latest in toilets

00:05:20Opening and closing the lid with a proximity sensor

00:05:23You'll see

00:05:24And Ginio, sit down.

00:05:25It's just that we don't feel like it now.

00:05:27Damn, come here for a moment.

00:05:28Hey, this is warm

00:05:38Correct

00:05:39Ring heating with temperature sensor

00:05:42Courtesy light for good aiming at night

00:05:45Anal and perineal lavage

00:05:47You'll see

00:05:48Wait, wait, wait, don't give it to him

00:05:50Oh, and delayed auto-download

00:05:53It can also be read from the remote control.

00:05:56Hey, how did you get the water up here?

00:05:59I have joined the pipes with the ones on the floor below.

00:06:00He doesn't even realize it

00:06:02I'm taking a shower

00:06:03What do you do with the water?

00:06:05Nothing

00:06:06What are we going to do with the water?

00:06:07These lesbians are weirder

00:06:10Perfect

00:06:12Alar 10

00:06:12You have the suite

00:06:13Tell me a name

00:06:15Luis Aragonés

00:06:17Very good

00:06:18A question

00:06:19How did you hear about my business?

00:06:22A, via the internet

00:06:23B, street advertisement

00:06:25C, for a friend

00:06:27Hey, tomorrow is February 14th, right?

00:06:30I don't know

00:06:30When you are old you don't need to know what day you are living in.

00:06:33Maybe I'll have a party.

00:06:34He is the saint of the dog

00:06:35Man, everyone celebrates Valentine's Day as best they can.

00:06:38Vicenta

00:06:39Take a moment

00:06:40My feet hurt a lot.

00:06:42Shell

00:06:43You keep your guards shorter and shorter.

00:06:45Wait, wait

00:06:46Unknown

00:06:48Hello, Mr. Mariano Delgado

00:06:56Don Antonio Banderas?

00:06:58Yeah

00:06:58We have time for the suite

00:07:01Fourth floor, congratulations

00:07:03You are the ones who premiere it.

00:07:04Each hour is 100 euros

00:07:06If you go over the limit, I charge in 10-minute increments.

00:07:09Parking type

00:07:10Hey, the card said they had parking.

00:07:15But there is no one down there

00:07:16Yes, bring it

00:07:16But I park

00:07:17Come on, now

00:07:18Enjoy

00:07:19Thank you

00:07:20What places are you bringing me?

00:07:22This is what there is

00:07:22My wife has appointed me a detective

00:07:24In the drawer of the bedside table you have the instructions for the toilet

00:07:27In case you smelled with the remote control

00:07:29Mariano, Mariano

00:07:34What have you mounted above?

00:07:35A riding school?

00:07:36No, man.

00:07:37They are journalists

00:07:38They're coming to do a report on me.

00:07:39For the magazine

00:07:40I take the charm from you

00:07:42Do you think we're stupid?

00:07:44That's it right there

00:07:45It's a brothel

00:07:46You can't set up businesses there.

00:07:48To the president you are going to

00:07:50Look how you like to think badly of people.

00:07:53For a hobby we have?

00:07:55What's missing for the door to close by itself?

00:07:58They want to take away my job.

00:07:59Belén, you're still soaked.

00:08:02Hey, we can't be without talking to each other, huh?

00:08:06We are a goalkeeper and a president.

00:08:08And whether you like it or not

00:08:09We will have to communicate

00:08:10Girl, tell me something

00:08:13This one was given to you with more love, huh?

00:08:21I think you're on the right track.

00:08:23Well, it's the last one I get.

00:08:24Because I don't crawl anymore

00:08:26That my daughter is not here

00:08:27Don't be heavy

00:08:28It's sure to be there.

00:08:29The thing is that he doesn't want to show his face.

00:08:31Whore!

00:08:32Serve your voters

00:08:33Let's see, I'll pass.

00:08:34Nativity scene

00:08:35That Mariano has set up a brothel in the attic

00:08:38Ah, very good.

00:08:39You have to face it

00:08:41Your responsibility is as president

00:08:43Passing

00:08:44Let's see the slope

00:08:45If it is not the president

00:08:47Someone will have to complain

00:08:49If I have already told you in all languages

00:08:52What happened to the community?

00:08:53Why don't they take me away?

00:08:54Be careful, what kind of cabbage have they given you?

00:08:56They see that you don't know

00:08:57And they give you all the shit

00:08:58Belén, you are mistaken.

00:09:00Politicians are not fired for being lazy.

00:09:02They are accused of being thieves

00:09:03For the scandals

00:09:04And what do I do?

00:09:05Am I going to a ball meeting?

00:09:06No, give them a financial blow.

00:09:07You'll see how overwhelmed they are

00:09:08Look, give them a spill.

00:09:10And then you keep the money

00:09:11I want to be fired

00:09:12Don't let me get lynched.

00:09:13Come on, the tomatoes

00:09:14Don't you work for an insurance company?

00:09:17Well, sign one of the most expensive ones.

00:09:18For the community

00:09:19And at the next meeting

00:09:20You let it out by the snout

00:09:21But how am I going to get insurance?

00:09:23Without consulting the neighbors?

00:09:24And what does it matter?

00:09:25But if the functioning of this community

00:09:27It is more irregular

00:09:28That elections in Albania

00:09:29But what have you done with the sliced bread?

00:09:31Have you sat on it?

00:09:33Mom, yeah, eh

00:09:33You do the fucking shopping

00:09:35Daughter, how aggressive you are

00:09:37Look, your eyes are going crazy.

00:09:38That...

00:09:39No, it's your father's Lopez gel

00:09:41Hello

00:09:41How was the presentation of the watch?

00:09:43Cool

00:09:44I have been paid 3,000 euros

00:09:45And on top of that, they gave it to me as a gift.

00:09:46Oh?

00:09:47Hey, hey, hey

00:09:47And what about DiCaprio?

00:09:49Is he nice?

00:09:50Like DiCaprio?

00:09:51Yes, they have come out on the fabric

00:09:52Taking some photos

00:09:53Well, how I looked at you, huh?

00:09:55It's clear, as he left it

00:09:56With Giselle Bundchen

00:09:57And why haven't you told me?

00:09:58What was DiCaprio?

00:09:59Because I know how you get

00:10:00And how do I get it?

00:10:01Thus, jealous, distrustful, crushes

00:10:04Look, look, Ana

00:10:05I can't take it anymore, eh

00:10:06I mean, I've tried to get over it.

00:10:07But I can't

00:10:08No, I can't stand that you're a model.

00:10:10I am like this, I am weak

00:10:12So choose

00:10:13Either your job or me

00:10:13And if you love me

00:10:15You have to understand it

00:10:16Because love is unconditional

00:10:17And if it is unconditional

00:10:19Why are you setting conditions for me?

00:10:20There he has given it

00:10:21Yeah

00:10:21Look, leave it

00:10:22It's clear that you've already chosen

00:10:23Leave

00:10:24No, no, no, no

00:10:24You stay

00:10:25I'm leaving

00:10:26No, hey, you can both go.

00:10:28Don't argue about it.

00:10:29Mother

00:10:30We are really short of closets, daughter.

00:10:32Attention

00:10:35All neighbors to their combat posts

00:10:37The meeting is about to begin

00:10:38Roberto and Carlos can't come

00:10:40I'm going to vote for them.

00:10:41I have two votes, I'm going to vote

00:10:42Yes, Paquito, yes

00:10:43Yeah

00:10:43The secretary doorman wishes to express to those present

00:10:47That the president still hasn't spoken to him.

00:10:49Thus hindering the normal functioning of community institutions

00:10:54Thank you so much

00:10:55That?

00:10:57First item of business

00:11:00Are we going to do something for Valentine's Day?

00:11:02Vicenta, wait for questions and requests.

00:11:04It's just a very sad day for me.

00:11:06I would love to have someone to celebrate with.

00:11:09I have so much love saved

00:11:11Throw it away, it's already expired

00:11:12Whoever has someone who loves them, celebrate it.

00:11:15And whoever isn't here, let him be the Pretty Woman.

00:11:16Oh, oh

00:11:17And you don't boast too much

00:11:18What Radio Patio reports say

00:11:20That your thing with Fernando

00:11:22You are wrong

00:11:23But we are going to be wrong

00:11:25They are even cannons looking for headlines

00:11:26We'll see if he remembers to give you something tomorrow.

00:11:29He forgot your birthday

00:11:30You're going to remember Valentine's Day

00:11:31That he set an alarm on his cell phone and it ran out of battery

00:11:34Yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

00:11:36They bet that he won't forget.

00:11:37What are they betting on?

00:11:38Auri, calm down

00:11:39Let's see, yellow card for the first B

00:11:41For entering the fray

00:11:42Can we continue, please?

00:11:44I ask the president to expedite the presentation of the agenda.

00:11:47I mean, how hungry?

00:11:48You have a big face in the middle of your mouth.

00:11:50Belén, your mother is not an owner

00:11:52He can't come to the meetings

00:11:54Mom, what did I tell you?

00:11:55Hey, sorry, I'm watching movies.

00:11:57Hey, don't you hold meetings at the video store?

00:11:59This is a public place

00:12:00Ala, he has already sat down

00:12:02Attention

00:12:03The community reports that it has signed with Poseidón Seguros

00:12:07Company I work for

00:12:08Comprehensive insurance for the building

00:12:11With an annual cost of 867 euros

00:12:14But we didn't have insurance anymore

00:12:15Well, now we have two

00:12:17Just a moment, just a moment

00:12:17We, the neighbors, will have to vote on that.

00:12:19No, no, because it seemed right to me and I did it.

00:12:22I also get a commission.

00:12:23Oh, and she stays so wide

00:12:24But this is an inconceivable scam.

00:12:26This looks like Marbella Town Hall

00:12:27Well, if you think it's bad

00:12:29I place my position at the disposal of the owners

00:12:31What did you believe?

00:12:32Insurance seems fine to me.

00:12:33A nice initiative from a president with enthusiasm

00:12:35Also the insurance that Juan signed

00:12:37Then he didn't pay us for the fire damages.

00:12:39What sea urchin?

00:12:40There, there, Belén

00:12:41We are very happy

00:12:42You're working hard

00:12:44You're going to be in office longer than Afraga.

00:12:46Mr. Doorman Secretary

00:12:47Let it be recorded in the minutes

00:12:48My absolute and energetic opposition

00:12:50To this unprecedented cacicada

00:12:52Not applicable

00:12:53Next point

00:12:53What do you mean it's not appropriate?

00:12:54Let it be recorded in the minutes

00:12:55But when do we vote?

00:12:56Madam President, we are very concerned about the brothel that Mariano has set up in the attic.

00:13:01Well, you discuss it among yourselves.

00:13:03I'm leaving

00:13:04But how come you're leaving?

00:13:06What do you mean I'm leaving?

00:13:07But how is the president going to be absent in the middle of a meeting?

00:13:09This is from Banana Republic

00:13:10See you later

00:13:11Don't worry

00:13:15The situation is under control

00:13:17I take command

00:13:18Settle down, damn it

00:13:19What are you going to take over, ghost?

00:13:21This community is headless

00:13:23The president must be here to represent the neighbors

00:13:25And the deputies represent more people and do not step foot in Congress.

00:13:29And when they go they don't know what they are voting for.

00:13:31Seven thousand euros a month, they charge diets apart

00:13:34And why do they put them on a diet, poor things?

00:13:36It's that the seats are very narrow

00:13:38Don't you see that there is a lot?

00:13:38Well, we're getting off topic.

00:13:40What do we do now without a president?

00:13:42I vote to suspend the meeting

00:13:43Me too

00:13:44Come on, bye

00:13:44But wait, we'll have to talk about that attic.

00:13:46Mr. John

00:13:47Stampede

00:13:48Anarchy is rife

00:13:49I am not willing to live next to a brothel.

00:13:52And me neither?

00:13:53But what brothel?

00:13:54I am a sentimental hotelier

00:13:56Ah, he recognizes it

00:13:57He is subletting the penthouse for profit.

00:14:00Let's see, it's not an office

00:14:02Not even a Chinese workshop making sneakers

00:14:04There people are going to do the same thing you did at home.

00:14:07No, I don't

00:14:08And this one is less

00:14:10My Antonio let me serve that well.

00:14:12Thanks for the information

00:14:14That we were all there with an intrigue

00:14:15And you are already removing that riding school from there.

00:14:17That I live below

00:14:18There people keep hitting you all day long.

00:14:20Well no

00:14:21Exactly, that gives a very bad image.

00:14:23And a lot of envy

00:14:23And the ladder wears out

00:14:25Do you know how many couples there are without a nest to make love in?

00:14:29People frustrated in their marriages

00:14:31Kids who have to go to a sad wasteland

00:14:34At the mercy of millions and cyclists

00:14:37No, in the end we are going to have to give him a subsidy

00:14:39Oh, and I give discounts to neighbors, right?

00:14:42I'll put these points cards in your mailboxes.

00:14:45Do you see what happens when you manage the community outside the law?

00:14:47Now we must endure depravity and vice

00:14:49Nothing of that

00:14:50This guy, take that shit off his chest. My name is María Jesús.

00:14:53What is it?

00:14:53Maria Jesus

00:14:54We didn't remember what his name was.

00:14:56I like torrijas more, it's shorter

00:14:58Well, nothing.

00:15:00If everyone leaves, the session is closed.

00:15:02But we don't vote

00:15:03Are we going to vote on something?

00:15:04Too bad, Paquito

00:15:05It was nice while I...

00:15:07Look, this one has climate control and Alcantara fabric combination upholstery.

00:15:16And it only has 30,000 kilometers

00:15:18It's a genuine pre-owned car.

00:15:19But dad, don't be a loser.

00:15:20If they trugan, at least it has double

00:15:22But hey, what's wrong with your generation?

00:15:24You don't trust anything.

00:15:25We're counting kilometers, aren't we?

00:15:27I like this one

00:15:28Two doors

00:15:29It's very small

00:15:30No, if I say for myself

00:15:31Let's see, we're choosing a family car.

00:15:33What do you think?

00:15:34Wouldn't I like to buy a two-seater convertible?

00:15:36Well, the advantage is that you don't get messed up.

00:15:38Look, honey

00:15:39This one has more miles, but this one over there

00:15:41110 horses

00:15:42This flies

00:15:43That consumes 6 liters

00:15:44What's the matter?

00:15:46Nothing

00:15:47If you don't like the color, we'll find another one.

00:15:49No, that's not it.

00:15:50The thing is...

00:15:51I don't know what it is

00:15:52I feel like...

00:15:54It is a distress

00:15:55But I don't

00:15:57Because I'm very...

00:15:59Do you understand what I mean?

00:16:02Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's clear

00:16:03You're a little...

00:16:05You don't understand me at all

00:16:07I'm going out for a while

00:16:09I need a little bit

00:16:10Of air

00:16:12This is going to be menopause for sure.

00:16:18He has a drop in estrogen that is terrifying.

00:16:20What menopause?

00:16:21Are you like this because of dad?

00:16:22What have I done now?

00:16:23It's what you don't do

00:16:24You don't think about her

00:16:24What do you mean I don't think about her?

00:16:26This one has a passenger airbag

00:16:27You don't understand

00:16:28Mom wanted to go to a townhouse

00:16:29And you passed

00:16:30You put the neighbors before her

00:16:32Look, I've fought hard for this.

00:16:33Our community

00:16:34It's normal

00:16:35And she has given up her life and her family for you

00:16:37And what are you giving her in return?

00:16:38And sexually you're not working hard enough

00:16:40But what do you know?

00:16:41Dad, we're wall to wall.

00:16:43You have to work a little harder on the preliminaries

00:16:45You're going to lose her

00:16:46She still has time to find someone

00:16:47You are stuck as a couple

00:16:49You have a sentimental clot

00:16:50Yes, you're right.

00:16:51I've been a little selfish lately

00:16:53If I told him we should get married

00:16:55But the issue has been diluted

00:16:57Well, tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

00:16:58Take advantage of the fact that you have it on hand

00:17:00Take somewhere romantic

00:17:01Make love to her as she deserves

00:17:02Or however you can

00:17:04This is like gym class

00:17:05If they see that you are trying hard, you won't fail.

00:17:07And buy her something nice

00:17:08It's that we are short of money

00:17:10So what are you doing looking at cars?

00:17:12What is most important in your life?

00:17:14Isabel, of course

00:17:15OK that's fine

00:17:17Well, I'll buy this one that doesn't have a multifunction steering wheel.

00:17:19And with what I save I buy him a little gift

00:17:21I already have it, I'm sending you some flowers

00:17:23Say yes

00:17:24Something original

00:17:25No, little by little

00:17:27Don't pressure him

00:17:28Oops, oops, oops

00:17:48Sorry

00:17:49Sorry, Isabel, okay?

00:17:52Oh no

00:17:53Don't worry

00:17:54I was going to inject collagen into my lips

00:17:56I think I won't need it anymore.

00:17:58But are you sure you're okay?

00:18:04Do you want me to take you to a doctor or something?

00:18:05No no

00:18:06Really

00:18:06I'm very well

00:18:08It's that I have a hormonal bug.

00:18:11That has me a little bit

00:18:12Come here, Isabel

00:18:14Yeah

00:18:14Do you need anything?

00:18:17I just can't see a colleague from Averde suffer like this.

00:18:19Oh, it's true.

00:18:20I am a member

00:18:21Since you don't send the card

00:18:23Do you want any trouble?

00:18:26Do you want to talk?

00:18:27I would like to help you

00:18:28Yeah

00:18:29Can't

00:18:30You can't

00:18:31Well, actually you could.

00:18:32But you can't

00:18:33Let's see, Isabel.

00:18:36I don't know what's going on in your life.

00:18:38But you deserve to be happy

00:18:40You are a special person

00:18:43Oh, thank you very much.

00:18:44You are the most special person in this building.

00:18:47Oh, thank you very much.

00:18:49Are you feeling better?

00:18:51Oh, where does it go?

00:18:54It's swelling up

00:18:55The fact that?

00:18:57The lip

00:18:58Ah

00:19:02Does it hurt?

00:19:03No

00:19:03No no

00:19:04Oh well

00:19:05There is a little bit

00:19:05But very little

00:19:06Put ice on it

00:19:09Hey?

00:19:09Oh, okay.

00:19:11See you later

00:19:12Could you please ring the bell?

00:19:14That I can get out

00:19:15Yeah

00:19:16No, mojito

00:19:21No, no, no

00:19:22It doesn't bite the Dolby Sorrón speaker.

00:19:24He bites the 20 euro bone that mommy brought.

00:19:27What prevents canine cingibitis?

00:19:29But open your mouth

00:19:30Hello my love

00:19:31Hello, Chorri

00:19:32How are you?

00:19:34Through Brussels

00:19:35And you set it up in the European Parliament?

00:19:38No, don't believe it.

00:19:39It's a little frustrating

00:19:40Because he insults them, he insults them

00:19:41But he doesn't understand you

00:19:42It's not funny

00:19:43Take, take, take

00:19:44Puppy

00:19:44Dear

00:19:45What are we going to do for Valentine's Day?

00:19:48I don't know

00:19:48What are we going to do?

00:19:49I don't know

00:19:50Unclog the sink

00:19:51What do you think?

00:19:52My love

00:19:53It's Valentine's Day

00:19:54Oh, my love

00:19:55Don't tell me you also believe in that nonsense.

00:19:57What nonsense?

00:19:58What nonsense?

00:19:59Valentine's Day

00:20:00That marks us a capitalist party

00:20:01Mounted for a sick consumer society

00:20:03That you need to put dates on feelings

00:20:05For me, Valentine's Day

00:20:06They are the other 364 days of the year

00:20:08I don't know

00:20:09It seems like a very beautiful day to me.

00:20:10To have a little detail

00:20:11Yago

00:20:12People when they want to

00:20:13Well, he gives away little things.

00:20:14No, no, no

00:20:15That's the other one

00:20:15You give each other dead flowers

00:20:17You kill living beings

00:20:18To show you your love

00:20:19Wow!

00:20:20Like the Christmas tree

00:20:21Would you like the pines to celebrate Christmas Eve?

00:20:24Killing human beings

00:20:25And putting them in the living room

00:20:25With balls hanging from the ears?

00:20:27Oh my God

00:20:27Yago, what a horror!

00:20:29That's it, well, that's it.

00:20:30No problem

00:20:31You are not romantic

00:20:32Well, it's not romantic.

00:20:33No problem

00:20:33What can be done?

00:20:35Sorry, eh

00:20:35That I am romantic

00:20:36I come from the land of boleros

00:20:37And the habaneras, my love

00:20:38Do you know why I love dogs so much?

00:20:43Damn, Luciano

00:20:43Don't scare me, okay?

00:20:44No, man, no.

00:20:45That's not why

00:20:46But they are always very affectionate with me.

00:20:48And I don't?

00:20:49Look, Iago

00:20:49You care more

00:20:50Read the hole in the ozone layer that I

00:20:52Because it is more important

00:20:53It is more important than you

00:20:54And that anyone

00:20:55Do you have any idea how much they have increased?

00:20:56Ultraviolet radiation levels

00:20:58In the last 10 years

00:20:59In the southern hemisphere?

00:21:00No, no, no, no

00:21:01I don't have the data

00:21:01Ah, well, I'll show you the graph now.

00:21:03No, no

00:21:03I want to see the graph

00:21:04That's it

00:21:05I'm going to take the dogs out.

00:21:08Ah, well, let's see what we do.

00:21:10Because there's no room for more living beings in this house, eh?

00:21:11So what are we going to do?

00:21:12Nothing, nothing

00:21:13Valentine's Day is not celebrated here

00:21:15That's it

00:21:15We love each other very much

00:21:16But we don't celebrate anything

00:21:17Let's go, dogs!

00:21:17Very good

00:21:18Because I'm up to here

00:21:20Valentine's Day

00:21:20And of all the capitalist fallacy

00:21:21What's going on around you?

00:21:22Well, very well.

00:21:23Come on, let the party begin!

00:21:25Let's go, dogs

00:21:26Come on

00:21:26Come on, let's go for a walk!

00:21:38Hello

00:21:41Yes, can you give me the number?

00:21:42From a florist downtown, please

00:21:44Listen

00:21:45And how is this going?

00:21:47I'll send them the note.

00:21:48Or I'll dictate them to you.

00:21:50Or I go and fill them up.

00:21:51Yes, she's my Valentine's cousin

00:21:53Because?

00:21:56Roberto, friend

00:21:57You have to eat

00:21:58You need trace elements

00:21:59You have vitamin C deficiency

00:22:01And then you are at the mercy

00:22:02Of free radicals

00:22:03Damn, what happened to me, man?

00:22:05If I used to flirt

00:22:06I was attracted to the aunts

00:22:07And now they even leave me the ugly ones

00:22:09No, Ainhoa wasn't that ugly.

00:22:12Carlos

00:22:12It was a coconut

00:22:13I'm going to carry this with me all my life.

00:22:15Look, you know what we're going to do?

00:22:18What we have to do is go out and flirt

00:22:19Because the hunter goes to look for her prey

00:22:21Don't you think the aunts are going to come to the house looking for us?

00:22:25Hello

00:22:26Do you have a room where I can stay for a few days?

00:22:28The thing is...

00:22:29Vea and I have broken up

00:22:30Carlos

00:22:32Are you there?

00:22:33Yeah

00:22:34Happens

00:22:35Are you OK?

00:22:36Well no

00:22:37Tell me

00:22:38Tell me

00:22:39Yes, yes, tell us

00:22:40Tell us

00:22:41No, not now.

00:22:41What is my room?

00:22:43Mine

00:22:45Mine is quieter

00:22:46Come on, to the patio

00:22:47Yes, but mine has a latex mattress.

00:22:49Biocell based

00:22:50With areas of varying density

00:22:51To adapt to your curves

00:22:53Thanks, guys.

00:22:54It's only going to be a few days

00:22:55What I find something

00:22:56No, no, no

00:22:56Peaceful

00:22:57Whatever you need

00:22:58Come in, come in

00:22:58Hey, we have a whirlpool

00:23:00With menthol vapors

00:23:01In case you want to relax

00:23:02Yes, and cactus salts

00:23:04Masks

00:23:05For the face

00:23:06AND...

00:23:06Stay, stay

00:23:07Which?

00:23:11Which one has gotten into?

00:23:12In mine

00:23:13Take, take

00:23:14Point for me

00:23:15It's that I'm a machine

00:23:15Well, what about your depression?

00:23:17What depression?

00:23:18The one you had

00:23:19For an ugly woman who left you

00:23:20She wasn't that ugly

00:23:21It was a coconut

00:23:22And with that you will carry your whole life

00:23:24Well

00:23:24Sorry

00:23:25This was on top of the pillow

00:23:27Hey, Roberto

00:23:30They are yours

00:23:31Ah, yes, yes

00:23:32Sorry

00:23:33It had not been seen

00:23:34Thank you

00:23:35Don Iratimón

00:23:39For you

00:23:40Do you have palomino?

00:23:41Well, it's going to have pigeons.

00:23:42Too bad

00:23:43Sweet, Mariano

00:23:45Fourth floor

00:23:46If you lost me

00:23:47Your car key

00:23:48Yes, thanks

00:23:48Come on, honey

00:23:50No spinning tops in the square, eh?

00:23:53Excuse me

00:23:53Isn't he a little young?

00:23:54The valet?

00:23:55What's up?

00:23:55If you are 20 years old

00:23:57The thing is, he has a problem.

00:23:58From the pituitary gland

00:23:59And it has remained like this

00:24:00Damn, what stress

00:24:05I need a secretary now

00:24:07Sweet, Mariano

00:24:09Tell me

00:24:10Paco

00:24:13Titanic and the Bridges of Madison County

00:24:14Okay

00:24:15But since when Alien

00:24:16Is it a love movie?

00:24:17Sorry

00:24:17But the relationship between Sigourney Weaver

00:24:19And the bug is very sexual

00:24:20When the corrala against the wall

00:24:21And you teach him tongue with teeth

00:24:22And then you end up throwing it out the doors

00:24:24Space in a bad way

00:24:25It's a clear couple's argument.

00:24:27Paquito

00:24:27When you die

00:24:28Donate your body to science, eh?

00:24:30That brain must be studied

00:24:31No, now I understand why Lourdes likes it.

00:24:33What do you mean, Ignacio?

00:24:34What? What?

00:24:35That?

00:24:35What an old man!

00:24:36It's that you jump at the slightest thing

00:24:36What's the matter?

00:24:39Nothing, I've been talking to Lourdes.

00:24:41By phone

00:24:42And suddenly I start to cry

00:24:44I ask him what's wrong.

00:24:45And he confesses to me that...

00:24:47That she is not pregnant

00:24:49That was a lie

00:24:50Damn, what a great Valentine's Day gift.

00:24:52What are you saying?

00:24:53What did he put in to catch him?

00:24:54So that this loser can marry her

00:24:56He's already missed me

00:24:57That Lourdes and Paco were going to be parents

00:24:58That embryo could not be viable

00:25:00Dude, what are you going to do?

00:25:01That is immediate divorce

00:25:02Well, I don't know, I don't know.

00:25:03Hey, what did you buy Belén for Valentine's Day?

00:25:06I nothing

00:25:06If you don't talk to me

00:25:07Let them give it to her

00:25:08There are so many women.

00:25:09Wanting to have an adventure with me

00:25:11Yes, yes

00:25:11I saw a queue at the gate

00:25:13Emilio

00:25:14Anda espaces with her

00:25:15You don't know how long he'll be free.

00:25:16And Bethlehem

00:25:17She's a girl who flirts

00:25:18Nobody understands it

00:25:19But league

00:25:20Do you know what's going to happen to you?

00:25:21That he's going to find someone else

00:25:22Yala, to suffer again

00:25:24Well, what the hell do I do?

00:25:25Do I drug her?

00:25:25If he doesn't even want to see me

00:25:26I wasn't working now making policies

00:25:28Get handsome

00:25:29Go up to his house

00:25:29And tell him you want to get life insurance

00:25:31And so you suck up to him a little.

00:25:32But that's very expensive, isn't it?

00:25:33What's up?

00:25:34And if one day he kills you

00:25:35Look, something you leave for your father

00:25:37I don't know

00:25:38I just told him that I can't stand him being a model.

00:25:40And what do I do?

00:25:41I'm silent

00:25:41Because if I keep quiet it's worse.

00:25:42Because the relationship wears out

00:25:43And in the end it ends up coming out

00:25:44And when you leave they tell you

00:25:46Why didn't you tell me?

00:25:46It's that you keep things quiet

00:25:47But if you say it, it bothers you.

00:25:49And you have the anger

00:25:50And of course, you think

00:25:50I should have kept quiet about it.

00:25:51So what do you do?

00:25:52Let's see, you say it, you keep it quiet.

00:25:53You spit it out, you swallow it

00:25:54Daddy

00:25:56Are you listening to me, Mommy?

00:25:58Because I have the feeling

00:25:59That the only one who takes care of me is Ezequiel

00:26:00Fernando hasn't bought me anything.

00:26:01For Valentine's Day

00:26:02He forgot it

00:26:03But how do you know?

00:26:04I always hide it and I catch it

00:26:05It is a tradition that we have

00:26:06This relationship is in full decline

00:26:08The end is near

00:26:09And have you bought anything for him?

00:26:10No

00:26:10I don't buy your gift

00:26:12Until I found mine

00:26:13We've been operating like this for five years.

00:26:14It's another tradition

00:26:15Well, I bought it for Ana.

00:26:16A 3G mobile

00:26:17To make videoconference

00:26:18And have it under control

00:26:19Wow, how wonderful!

00:26:21Fernando is going to love this.

00:26:22Hey, do you want to pay attention to me a little?

00:26:23I'm having a very painful breakup.

00:26:25See

00:26:29And it rots

00:26:29And it fades

00:26:30No, yours doesn't.

00:26:31Let's see, why can't I have it?

00:26:32Such a special relationship

00:26:33Like the one you have with Fernando?

00:26:36God, what a disgusting day!

00:26:37I no longer have to lie on the couch

00:26:39What's for dinner?

00:26:40Yes, everything is very special.

00:26:42Hello my love

00:26:42Hello

00:26:43What happened to the living room?

00:26:45Has there been an FBI search or what?

00:26:47No, I'm just cleaning.

00:26:48Because there is a lot of accumulated shit

00:26:50Hey, Fernando

00:26:51Do you know that tomorrow is a very special day?

00:26:52Yes, I have three trials

00:26:53Judges love to dismiss my summonses

00:26:55I'm going to take a shower

00:26:56Oh, and make me an omelet or something.

00:26:58I feel like Florinda Chico

00:27:01Married to Paco Martínez Suria

00:27:03Well, at least you have someone.

00:27:05Bea, stop complaining

00:27:06Go find Ana and apologize.

00:27:07No, because it will seem like I'm wrong.

00:27:08You're not right.

00:27:09Also, I don't know where it is.

00:27:11Since he hasn't bought me anything, I'll leave him, eh?

00:27:13Nothing

00:27:14Daddy, do your thing

00:27:15No, not full days.

00:27:19For tomorrow night I only have from twelve o'clock onwards.

00:27:23It's Valentine's Day and there's a lot of demand.

00:27:26Let's see

00:27:27Well, I have a gap here from seven to eight

00:27:32In the middle of the afternoon it is always appealing

00:27:35Correct

00:27:38Mariano

00:27:40It's heavy, huh?

00:27:42No, no, no, calm down

00:27:43Hey, do you have any room in the suite tonight?

00:27:46I'd like to surprise you, Isabel.

00:27:48Of course

00:27:49Is eleven to twelve good for you?

00:27:51No, half an hour is enough for me.

00:27:52Do things right, Juan

00:27:54Don't be a botcher.

00:27:55Champagne and strawberries?

00:27:56Come on

00:27:57It's a thirty euro supplement.

00:27:59Ah, no, no, no

00:28:00So no

00:28:01Juan, I've already noted it, don't drive me crazy.

00:28:03Hello, we have a reservation for yours, Mariano.

00:28:09Harry Potter?

00:28:10Yeah

00:28:10Sixty euros

00:28:11Take it, top floor

00:28:14Don't smoke me, okay?

00:28:16Smoke-free space

00:28:17Mariano, but those kids are minors.

00:28:22It's that with the youth card I get a forty percent discount

00:28:26And with the retired one too

00:28:27But since we have no elevator

00:28:29When they get to the top, their desires have already been satisfied.

00:28:32Well, then at eleven, right?

00:28:34I don't need to tell you that this is completely confidential.

00:28:36Man, it's always good to remember that.

00:28:39See? Look, look at that delicious minced meat!

00:28:43Clear

00:28:43They see my face as bad-tempered

00:28:45And they treat me as if I were Mrs. Leticia

00:28:47Mom, Doña Leticia doesn't go shopping anymore.

00:28:48Yes, but if it were, they would give him this minced meat.

00:28:51Look at the pimp

00:28:55Mom, leave him, pull up

00:28:57It hurts me that you don't see the good I do with my suite to this, our community.

00:29:02Look, you know I've talked to my brother-in-law.

00:29:04Who is a deputy inspector of the Treasury

00:29:05And he's going to hit you with a stick that's going to crack you

00:29:07María Jesús, have you ever been told that you have the enigmatic gaze of Susan Sarandon?

00:29:14Well no

00:29:15But what's that about now? What?

00:29:17I would like to be given the opportunity to get to know each other better.

00:29:20And that those beautiful eyes would discover the true Mariano

00:29:24Mom, he's messing with you, go on, pull up.

00:29:27But wait a minute, daughter, what a hurry you are in

00:29:28Why don't we meet tomorrow for dinner?

00:29:31I'll treat you to a dinner of comforts.

00:29:33Mom, I can't believe you're out with Mariano.

00:29:36Hey, we all like to be liked, daughter, and you're my age.

00:29:39Do you know what makes a man not take me out to dinner?

00:29:41Yes, but with Mariano, I understand you less every day.

00:29:45Hey, you've been out with his son and I haven't told you anything.

00:29:47The other way around

00:29:48Hey, Bea, what happened to you and Inga?

00:29:57Give us a sneak preview for Radiopatio breakfasts.

00:29:59Nothing has happened

00:30:00Ana and I are very happy and very content

00:30:02Good night

00:30:03Sure?

00:30:04We have heard rumors of a crisis.

00:30:06The rumors don't reach you, you make them up.

00:30:08Yeah, so what's Inga doing at the baby gays' house?

00:30:12What baby gays?

00:30:13Carlos and Roberto saw her enter the second B with a suitcase

00:30:18That means something

00:30:19But what liars and how twisted they are

00:30:22I don't know why they don't go on TV as talk show hosts.

00:30:24They have called us, but they are taking away our pension.

00:30:27Well, if you don't believe it, good for you.

00:30:30Ignorance takes away many worries

00:30:33Is Ana living with you?

00:30:47Uh, no, no, no

00:30:48Roberto, you lie terribly.

00:30:50But I don't understand why

00:30:51What did I fail at?

00:30:53Ann!

00:30:55That?

00:30:56Nothing

00:30:56Well, at least you talked things over.

00:31:02Yeah

00:31:03He has broken into the two brats' house to make me jealous.

00:31:09It's pathetic!

00:31:11I don't know what you're doing, making each other bitter.

00:31:13With the amount of men out there

00:31:15Do you want jealousy?

00:31:16Well, you're going to have them.

00:31:17Come on, Carmen, get up, we're going for a walk.

00:31:19Where are we going?

00:31:21To a lesbian bar?

00:31:21Yeah

00:31:22Ah, well, I can't even get ready like that.

00:31:23Hey, hey, what do you mean you're leaving?

00:31:25What have I done the feat for six?

00:31:26Mom, why do you do so much?

00:31:33Oh, Emilio!

00:31:34Hello, María Jesús, is Belén home?

00:31:36No, I'm not

00:31:36Come in, son, come in

00:31:38I'm not here!

00:31:39Hey, have you had dinner?

00:31:40In fact, the feat was going to be unnecessary because Belén will be put to the test.

00:31:42You know, how everything goes here

00:31:44Well, what am I going to tell you so you know?

00:31:46What the hell are you doing here? I don't want to see you.

00:31:49Dinner is going to make me sick.

00:31:50I need you to take out life insurance on me.

00:31:52What for you?

00:31:53Damn, being a goalkeeper is a high-risk profession.

00:31:55I am exposed to electrocutions with bare wires

00:31:58To infections with garbage cans

00:32:00And I want to secure the future of my family

00:32:02What family?

00:32:03Daughter, don't make so many objections, there is a commission.

00:32:05The mortgage is unconscious!

00:32:07Okay, okay, okay, okay

00:32:09Sit down

00:32:10Tenar, be calm, leave me alone.

00:32:12Full name, date of birth and ID

00:32:16Come on, I'll do it faster.

00:32:19Hey, Belén, you look very pretty, huh?

00:32:25Any heart condition, illness, contagious infection?

00:32:29No, since I had measles.

00:32:30And phimosis, but I have no after-effects.

00:32:33Do you smoke?

00:32:34Yeah

00:32:34No, you don't smoke.

00:32:35But why are you lying?

00:32:36If it costs you more, you idiot.

00:32:38You see? Like you care about him?

00:32:40Of course, María Jesús

00:32:41That's what I'm saying, that deep down...

00:32:42Well now I'm going to say that you do smoke.

00:32:44For being clever

00:32:45Hmm?

00:32:46Smoker

00:32:46Look, you put your account number here

00:32:49And who will be the beneficiary of the insured capital?

00:32:51I have given you the minimum, 150,000 euros.

00:32:53So, this is what they give me if I die.

00:32:55No, this is given to your beneficiary.

00:32:57You are dead

00:32:58Hey, Belén, I was going to tell you something.

00:33:01This has a lot of technicalities.

00:33:03Why don't you explain it to me in a pad islander?

00:33:05Do you want to sign?

00:33:06She's on her period, huh?

00:33:07Don't take it into account

00:33:08Okay, that's it.

00:33:09Congratulations and thank you for trusting Poseidon Seguros.

00:33:12But daughter, let him finish.

00:33:14You'll get the documentation by regular mail, right?

00:33:17I know you are ordinary

00:33:18Yeah, come on.

00:33:19Wow, what a shitty business I've made.

00:33:25Emilio, when you finish, bring me the tray.

00:33:28Here, a banana that has potassium

00:33:31Juan, where are we going?

00:33:42Wait, wait

00:33:43But I was in a bathrobe

00:33:45With my pipe so richly

00:33:47Now, now, run

00:33:48Juan, give birth to her

00:33:50We're going up

00:33:52It's a surprise, look mine

00:33:53The antenna has fallen

00:33:55No

00:33:55Step, step

00:33:58Oh, how cute

00:34:02How tacky

00:34:03And who lives here now?

00:34:06Nobody

00:34:06Marea is not renting this as a suite for romantic encounters

00:34:09Come on, what comes next is being a riding school

00:34:11Isabel, here we don't have to worry about the children hearing us.

00:34:14We can give free rein to our fantasies

00:34:16Okay, if it's already off

00:34:19Yes, yes, yes, we have an hour

00:34:21Hello

00:34:21Well, there is TV

00:34:24Can we watch a movie afterward?

00:34:26There are sure to be erotic videos

00:34:28Wow, what porn

00:34:35No, I don't know, this is not evil.

00:34:38This is it

00:34:39Welcome to the Mariano Suite

00:34:43A space for love and the pleasure of the senses

00:34:46As you can see, you have all the technological advances

00:34:50Waterbed, electronic hiraduro, Dolby Surran

00:34:55Juan, is it to you to seem erotic?

00:34:57No

00:34:57Let's stop the nonsense.

00:35:00Oh yeah

00:35:05Oh, sore

00:35:19That?

00:35:21Oh, I'm already enjoying, I'm already enjoying

00:35:25Do you like it?

00:35:27Yes, but please keep quiet.

00:35:30Are you sure you're both comfortable there?

00:35:35Yes, don't worry, don't worry.

00:35:36We are doing very well

00:35:37Yes, yes, as soon as I fall asleep I don't even move.

00:35:40The only thing is Carlos's snoring, and when he starts...

00:35:43Oh, do you snore?

00:35:43No

00:35:44Well, a little bit maybe

00:35:46But that's why I put on bandages, to open my nostrils.

00:35:49Well, nothing, I take a shower and go to bed.

00:35:51Good night

00:35:52Good night

00:35:53Roberto, as we start with the dirty game, I'll tell you that you remove nose hairs with tweezers.

00:35:59Carlos, don't get upset.

00:36:00This is not a competition

00:36:02Fuck no

00:36:02But if you have nothing to do

00:36:04Ana and I spent the summer together when we were little.

00:36:06We ran naked along the beach of Gandía

00:36:08Yeah, but the thing is, love affairs without hair on the legs don't count.

00:36:11Hey, before I married Lucía he kissed me.

00:36:14Yes, that's true.

00:36:15And after kissing you she became a lesbian, I'll note that down.

00:36:17Don't attack, I'll attack.

00:36:18Okay, okay

00:36:21This is a test of fire for our friendship, which is the most important thing.

00:36:24Because it is the most important thing

00:36:25Yes, Ana is just a roommate and that's it.

00:36:28To the

00:36:29Good night

00:36:30Good night

00:36:32Now he will be in the whirlpool

00:36:39Naked

00:36:41With the water drops sliding gently

00:36:44With its perfect measurements

00:36:46Carlos, don't obsess, you'll obsess.

00:36:50If it is there, it has gotten into our house.

00:36:53That's for a reason

00:36:54That now is not the time

00:36:55She is weak, she is hurt

00:36:56No, you have to jump in now, that's when her hottie defenses are down.

00:37:00Don't be a scavenger, damn it

00:37:01Now what you need is understanding

00:37:03Hey, how do you put the back jets on?

00:37:06God

00:37:06On the button at the bottom left

00:37:11Thank you

00:37:11If this isn't a roommate, this is a bitch.

00:37:18Carlos, damn, naturalness

00:37:21Come on, come on

00:37:22Naturalness, naturalness

00:37:24What's happening?

00:37:26A blonde enters

00:37:27Come on, come on, go over there.

00:37:28Mother of beautiful love

00:37:31How wonderful!

00:37:34Yeah?

00:37:34It's been good, yes

00:37:36I've never seen you so excited, baby.

00:37:38So...

00:37:39So focused on what intercourse is

00:37:41Yeah?

00:37:42Well, I don't know.

00:37:43Well, it's the change

00:37:45You break the routine

00:37:46You get rotten

00:37:48Oh, what has not suited me

00:37:50Mia, it's already strawberries

00:37:52This is going to be very good for us, darling.

00:37:54I'm going to talk to Mariano to see if he'll give us a discount coupon.

00:37:56And we can go up a couple of times a week

00:37:58So

00:37:59Like Pilates

00:38:00Notice to customers

00:38:03Five minutes left

00:38:05We ask that you go dressed

00:38:07Thank you for using the Mariano suite

00:38:10We hope to see you again soon

00:38:12But

00:38:14This gentleman is not stupid

00:38:16No

00:38:17The plan has been a success

00:38:21Belén still doesn't pay any attention to me.

00:38:23And I signed something that costs me 300 euros a year.

00:38:26Let's see where I can get the money to buy this guy kiwis now.

00:38:29Well, you have life insurance.

00:38:30If something happens to you, Mariano charges 25 kilos

00:38:32No, I did name Belén as the beneficiary.

00:38:35Son, that hurts.

00:38:36In my father's soul

00:38:37Man, if he turns you on, he won't sleep at night.

00:38:39And besides, what do I care if they pay me 25 million?

00:38:42If I'm not going to be alive to enjoy it

00:38:43Or do they?

00:38:44Why don't you play dead?

00:38:45It's just that I'm terrible at it, I always sink in the pool.

00:38:47No, with the insurance company

00:38:49Did you fix an accident?

00:38:50We falsified a death certificate

00:38:52They are sent

00:38:53And in five days they have to pay

00:38:54But what do you think?

00:38:54Are the insurance people stupid?

00:38:56Not stupid, but that's it.

00:38:57They investigate big things

00:38:58Windsor type

00:39:00The Coprovich robbery

00:39:01Clear

00:39:02They are not going to waste time investigating

00:39:04What happened to the goalkeeper's loser?

00:39:05No, no, no

00:39:07I'll return the receipt to the insurance company.

00:39:08And to hell with Belén

00:39:09Asshole

00:39:10If this will help you get her back

00:39:12If you have made her the beneficiary

00:39:13Of course, it couldn't be more romantic.

00:39:15You die and she gets rich

00:39:16Then you give him the joy of being alive

00:39:18And you go to an island

00:39:19With palmeritas and cocktails

00:39:20And tiger sharks

00:39:21And your children will grow up free

00:39:22Running around in a loincloth on the beach

00:39:24Already

00:39:24And how do I die?

00:39:26Just out of curiosity

00:39:27You were putting up a picture

00:39:28The ladder failed you

00:39:29And you stuck the drill in your brain

00:39:31When you hit the ground you were a corpse

00:39:33Clear

00:39:33And then I appear in zombie mode

00:39:35With the drill bit stuck here

00:39:36Trying to kill all the neighbors

00:39:37Man, that has to be a stupid death.

00:39:40Of grease

00:39:40Accident in the shower

00:39:42You glued the non-slip fishes incorrectly.

00:39:45And you broke your neck against the tap

00:39:47That works.

00:39:47Now, until they pay

00:39:49You have to hide

00:39:49You're supposed to be dead

00:39:50We put it in there in the back room

00:39:52But what a disappointment!

00:39:53They're going to take all the neighbors, aren't they?

00:39:54Well, you might be in for a surprise.

00:39:56That?

00:39:57Do you have balls?

00:39:58Man, I do.

00:39:58I'll come back if necessary.

00:40:00But why didn't you name me as the beneficiary?

00:40:02It's just a thing

00:40:03That doesn't make sense to me

00:40:04Let's see, dad.

00:40:05The insurance people are seeing your face.

00:40:06And you already know what a flaude is

00:40:08You happen to be born in Florida

00:40:09And they execute you for jumping your traffic light

00:40:11I don't feel it

00:40:13And now, unless it is

00:40:14At twelve o'clock in the morning

00:40:15Hey, a big hit last night

00:40:19If you could reserve the suite for me

00:40:20Another one today, now at ten

00:40:22I'm full, Juan and Valentine's Day

00:40:24OK

00:40:25Tomorrow at three in the afternoon

00:40:27Another rentier

00:40:30Taking advantage of the break to eat

00:40:31Mariano, it is very important to me

00:40:33I'm going to declare my love to Isabel.

00:40:34I bought her a choker

00:40:36You're going to get some beautiful flowers.

00:40:37Okay, okay.

00:40:38I'll set you for ten.

00:40:39But she's caught

00:40:40But how are you going to rent it?

00:40:41If twice at the same time?

00:40:43Man, the booking, Juan

00:40:44Like airlines

00:40:45If someone fails me

00:40:46I have to cover my back

00:40:48Do you know what it costs?

00:40:49Use or toilet?

00:40:51Hey, I left all the land in the corner

00:40:53If the crane comes

00:40:54Let me know, I'm up

00:40:55But hey, what do you do?

00:40:56Parking cars?

00:40:57If I had a decent pay

00:40:58John, John

00:40:59Leave him

00:41:00It's getting worse

00:41:01In ancient Egypt

00:41:03They worked from the age of seven

00:41:04Come on, make room for me.

00:41:05Please, I ask you

00:41:06I'm going to pick up the choker

00:41:08And then they complain to me about the business

00:41:10They should name a landing after me.

00:41:12In the end

00:41:13Sweet Mariano

00:41:15If you want to make a reservation

00:41:17Press one

00:41:18If you want to check your points balance

00:41:21Press two

00:41:22Hello, the goalkeeper?

00:41:25He has died

00:41:25What do you want?

00:41:26Ah, sorry

00:41:27It's just that I've always left the flowers for him.

00:41:29So that he could distribute it

00:41:30Come on, leave them there.

00:41:31Yeah?

00:41:33Tomorrow at seven in the evening I have it free

00:41:35Perfect

00:41:37They belong to Juan Cuesta and a certain guy, llago

00:41:39Yes, don't be a pain.

00:41:40Come on

00:41:40No

00:41:41Briefcase, sado, glass we do not have

00:41:43Then you have to cook everything.

00:41:45Like the nipples on baby bottles

00:41:47For Juan Cuesta

00:41:50And for whom else has he told me?

00:41:51If you can't be in everything

00:41:53Go on

00:41:54They are for me

00:41:56I knew it

00:41:57Yes, huh

00:41:58Yes, take it

00:41:59A flower

00:42:00Of course, it couldn't have been forgotten.

00:42:02How tacky

00:42:03The center that sent me

00:42:05Fernando!

00:42:07Now, one less

00:42:08Maury, I'm going to court.

00:42:10Come here, walk

00:42:11Come here, come here

00:42:12I thought you forgot Valentine's Day.

00:42:14I was already rehearsing the scolding I was going to give you.

00:42:16Hey?

00:42:17What flowers

00:42:18I love it when the crazy girl inside you comes out.

00:42:21Of course, how could I forget a date like that, so...

00:42:24Oh yeah?

00:42:25I'm going to rub it in the faces of the aunts right there.

00:42:26What a pleasure!

00:42:27They were convinced that you were going to forget.

00:42:29No, no, better not

00:42:30Let's see if they are allergic

00:42:31Anser Lobbies

00:42:34Awesome flower arrangement my boyfriend sent me.

00:42:37How beautiful!

00:42:39How much did you spend on this?

00:42:40Madam, that is not said.

00:42:41Love is priceless

00:42:43Damn, there's a card here.

00:42:44What do you mean by a card?

00:42:45Hey, tell me, that's personal.

00:42:46Take it off, take it off

00:42:47My love, forgive me for neglecting our relationship lately.

00:42:51You are the most important thing in my life

00:42:53Will you marry me?

00:42:55Oh, something is happening to me.

00:42:57Vicenta, if it's not you

00:42:59Of course I want to, darling

00:43:01Wow!

00:43:04Big news!

00:43:06Gays get married!

00:43:08First in the radiopatio

00:43:09It's happening!

00:43:11You're seeing them!

00:43:14Marta, but you don't understand.

00:43:16I cheated on Juan

00:43:18Hey, hey, hey!

00:43:20Yes, last night I made love to him thinking about the Cuban

00:43:23Those are the horns here

00:43:24That they are the worst

00:43:25Because you can put them on anytime

00:43:27Look, I'll put them on.

00:43:29Oh, what a wipe!

00:43:31But don't worry, that has happened to all of us.

00:43:34Once in a while

00:43:35Look, when I made love with my husband

00:43:38He put his brother's face on it

00:43:41And when he did it with his brother

00:43:42I put my husband's face on it

00:43:44It was like a vicious circle

00:43:46But how very vicious

00:43:47No, I have to talk to Juan.

00:43:49I can't keep quiet about something like that.

00:43:51Ah, but that

00:43:52It's pure selfishness, Isabel.

00:43:53No, what you intend

00:43:55It is to ease your conscience

00:43:57Passing the problem to him

00:43:58No, sorry.

00:43:59But that's not it

00:44:00Oh, that's right.

00:44:02That's it

00:44:03Why do you know so much about life?

00:44:06And the sex worked

00:44:07Imagining Iago?

00:44:09I mean, did you have a good time?

00:44:11Did you have any orgasms?

00:44:12Three, I had

00:44:15Oh, well, that's it.

00:44:17So, you have a virtual Cuban in your bed.

00:44:19And then you have Juan the rest of the time.

00:44:22Hey, I don't know where the problem is, huh?

00:44:24Of course, of course

00:44:25Clear

00:44:26Seen like this?

00:44:27I only want the best for you

00:44:29You are my mother-in-law and I appreciate you.

00:44:31Oh, shut up, shut up

00:44:32What does that sound like to me?

00:44:34Good morning, some flowers

00:44:36Oh, how delicious, Juan

00:44:39What are you waiting for?

00:44:42Tip

00:44:43No, I was fascinated by the serene beauty

00:44:46From this gift of nature

00:44:48Oh, I'm sorry.

00:44:50She's busy

00:44:51You have to see it

00:44:53How does February 14 affect you, huh?

00:44:55Oh, read the card.

00:44:57Let's see what it says

00:44:57My love

00:45:00I know we are two very different people

00:45:03But since I met you

00:45:05There is no other woman in the world

00:45:07I know it's difficult

00:45:09That there are many obstacles

00:45:10But I want to be everything for you

00:45:13Already?

00:45:16Well

00:45:16Hey, but that changes things a little bit.

00:45:19Because this guy is serious.

00:45:20He doesn't mince his words

00:45:22He sent the flowers to your own house

00:45:24Oh, what's coming to me!

00:45:27Menopause

00:45:28Come to me

00:45:29How good I would be now with Juan

00:45:31And with hormone replacement therapy

00:45:33Well, calm down.

00:45:34Why this to me now?

00:45:37Oh, but Isabel

00:45:38How many times do you believe in life?

00:45:40That he's going to be interested in you

00:45:41A young Cuban

00:45:43Attractive

00:45:44And 20 years younger than you?

00:45:46Man, this only happens to folk singers.

00:45:48I already know

00:45:50Please don't make me more nervous.

00:45:52How am I going to leave now, Juan?

00:45:54It's crazy

00:45:55But who told you to leave him?

00:45:57If you don't have to find out

00:45:59Look, you try Yago first.

00:46:01And then the relationship with Juan can even improve.

00:46:04Well, I've never cheated.

00:46:07Well, yes, with him, but not to him

00:46:09You have to see how a preposition changes your life, huh?

00:46:13Isabel, listen to me, okay?

00:46:15And get out all this that you have inside

00:46:18What's up?

00:46:19Obstacles?

00:46:20He says, ah!

00:46:21Well, it has annoyed us.

00:46:22Hello

00:46:24Come on, Silas, are you here?

00:46:26Hello

00:46:26Well

00:46:33Maybe you should try it

00:46:35Life is so short

00:46:37Where are you going?

00:47:01Where are you going?

00:47:02Let's have breakfast, damn it

00:47:03Have you woken up yet?

00:47:04No, man, calm down.

00:47:05You go to sleep

00:47:06Good morning to all lovers

00:47:16Today is Valentine's Day

00:47:17The day love triumphs

00:47:18Well, love and shopping malls

00:47:21Buy your partner a little gift

00:47:23Avoid silly moves

00:47:24Then what happens happens

00:47:26What if they don't love me anymore?

00:47:28Good morning

00:47:31Good morning

00:47:33What's the matter?

00:47:36I had bought Bea a watch

00:47:37Just like mine

00:47:38So that we would carry the same

00:47:39I was going to give it to him today

00:47:41Good morning

00:47:43Hey, aren't you cold?

00:47:46I'm frozen

00:47:47No, I like to walk around the house like this.

00:47:50In a wild way

00:47:50Yes, I gave it to him.

00:47:53Well, what were you talking about?

00:47:55That relationships are shit

00:47:57Do you think you've found someone?

00:47:58What will make you happy?

00:47:59The rest of your life?

00:48:00And suddenly, boom!

00:48:01Alone again

00:48:02Okay, Ana, but don't close yourself off.

00:48:04We've all suffered setbacks in love.

00:48:06Yeah

00:48:07He is an expert

00:48:08They've left him so many times

00:48:09Roberto, you have a hair sticking out of your nose.

00:48:11Take it off with tweezers

00:48:12I see you two

00:48:14And I'm jealous?

00:48:15You are friends

00:48:16You have each other

00:48:17You don't need anyone

00:48:18Man, let's see, of course.

00:48:20It's nice, huh?

00:48:21But you miss things

00:48:22I've never been able to have friends, really.

00:48:24And look, I've tried.

00:48:26But women envy me

00:48:28And men want to sleep with me

00:48:29It's the drama of being handsome

00:48:31I understand you so well

00:48:32But don't worry.

00:48:33That in this house you are safe

00:48:35Here you have a friend for whatever you need

00:48:37Two

00:48:37Two friends

00:48:39Thanks, guys.

00:48:40Hey

00:48:41Are you shivering?

00:48:43No

00:48:43A bit?

00:48:46I am not happy until I drink my bowl of cereal.

00:48:48The heat doesn't come in

00:48:49I'm going to put on a sweater

00:48:51And I'll be right back

00:48:52Ann

00:48:56That?

00:48:57Don't fuck with me

00:48:58Don't say those things

00:48:59That Carlos and I

00:49:00We don't need each other

00:49:01Because the poor are going through a crisis

00:49:03Because?

00:49:04Don't you notice?

00:49:05No

00:49:05He's in love with me

00:49:07Imagine

00:49:09And now on top of that

00:49:09I have to sleep with him every night.

00:49:11Is he gay?

00:49:13Of course.

00:49:13But don't say anything

00:49:15Because he takes it terribly

00:49:16He was dating Lucia, wasn't he?

00:49:18And why do you think they left it?

00:49:20She caught him with guy magazines

00:49:21How strong, Carlos gay!

00:49:24But are you sure?

00:49:25Man

00:49:26I'm here now

00:49:27Look at that sweater

00:49:29That?

00:49:34That?

00:49:34Has Anas come to live with you?

00:49:36Damn, how did he get into the poor thing?

00:49:38She is disoriented by the breakup

00:49:39Like an animal dazzled by the headlights of a car

00:49:42But wait

00:49:43I told him that Carlos is gay.

00:49:44I got rid of him with a master move.

00:49:46And without preparing it, huh?

00:49:48All improvised

00:49:48Dude, that's a low blow.

00:49:50In love you have to play fair

00:49:51You are everyone's shame

00:49:52The council of wise men is monesto

00:49:54I don't give a damn

00:49:54Now I have free rein with Ana.

00:49:56We will run together naked again

00:49:58Along the beach of Gandía

00:49:59Hey, I can't last five days in there, okay?

00:50:03I'm desperate

00:50:04I've already eaten almost all the panchitos

00:50:06I have Ortega Lara syndrome

00:50:07What tea, fuck?

00:50:08Is anyone going to see you?

00:50:09But you don't have a portable DVD or something?

00:50:11Careful, look, look, look

00:50:12All in funeral position

00:50:13May I know what this is?

00:50:16A joke?

00:50:17I just received a fax

00:50:18Certifying Emilio's death

00:50:19Where is?

00:50:21Sit down, Belén

00:50:21No, no, no, I don't feel

00:50:23Don't mess with me, okay?

00:50:24We are not kidding you.

00:50:25We are all exhausted

00:50:27It was this morning in the shower

00:50:29He slipped and fell against the mixer tap.

00:50:32Yeah, that's what it says here.

00:50:33But I don't believe it.

00:50:34Come here, walk

00:50:35It's the burial

00:50:37He is coming to his family from Córdoba

00:50:39No, it can't be

00:50:41If we didn't talk to each other

00:50:42We had a lot of pending things

00:50:44No problem

00:50:45If he knew you loved him

00:50:47Just return from destiny

00:50:49Don't worry, Belén, I'm alive.

00:50:52For all the assholes!

00:50:55Damn, I was tackling dinner.

00:50:56I had the tears from here

00:50:58I just can't see her suffer.

00:50:59But what are you up to?

00:51:01Do you think you can be with me?

00:51:02Making life bitter in continuous session

00:51:03One day and another day and another day?

00:51:05But hey, if it's for a good cause

00:51:07It's to scam your insurance

00:51:08But come, I'll explain it to you.

00:51:10Come inside

00:51:11It's that I'm dead

00:51:12My God, what do I do with you?

00:51:14What I do?

00:51:16How did you come up with it?

00:51:17How can it cross your mind?

00:51:19Insurance fraud

00:51:19The day after signing it?

00:51:20But if you let me talk a little

00:51:21Do you know what you've done?

00:51:22You used me for 25 lousy million

00:51:25Whose idea was it?

00:51:27From your father?

00:51:27No, I have.

00:51:28Do you know what's going to happen?

00:51:29He's going to take the money and run away.

00:51:30I'm going to end up unemployed.

00:51:32And you in jail

00:51:32For being an idiot

00:51:33I made you the beneficiary, silly.

00:51:35That money is just for you

00:51:36That?

00:51:38That I just want you and me

00:51:40Let's go far away from here

00:51:41To an island

00:51:42Starting from scratch

00:51:43And let our children run

00:51:44Along the beach in Taparrabos

00:51:45But you don't realize

00:51:47That I am giving you my life

00:51:48Valentine's Day

00:51:49Because I love you

00:51:50What a load of crap you've told him.

00:51:54The pretty one, cunt

00:51:55You are in the straw phase

00:51:56If you don't understand it

00:51:57The environment is not the most idyllic

00:51:59But it has been nice

00:52:00Let's see a little bit of please, okay?

00:52:02That we are reconciling

00:52:03Come on, let's go

00:52:04If you can also hear it from there

00:52:05Conquilio

00:52:08You're crazy

00:52:09This is not going to turn out well

00:52:11Nothing goes well for us

00:52:13Yes

00:52:13No, I won't sign a life insurance policy for you.

00:52:15And I'm leaving with the money

00:52:17This smells like fraud from miles away.

00:52:18I'm going to end up in jail

00:52:20Well, but there you can study a career

00:52:22Or learn plumbing

00:52:23There are reintegration programs

00:52:25That

00:52:26You cheer me up

00:52:26Okay, okay, but don't get angry.

00:52:28That everything was going very nicely

00:52:29Give me another hug

00:52:30Yes, yes, the garden is very big

00:52:37But is it close to the road?

00:52:39I know these things.

00:52:40And then you can't even hear the orchestra.

00:52:42Look, send me more photos to my email.

00:52:45Mauricio Hidalgo

00:52:47ArrobaPinPower.com

00:52:48As it sounds

00:52:49Thank you

00:52:50Hello

00:52:51I'll grab some papers and go, okay?

00:52:52It's that I stayed for the trial

00:52:53From the Lady of the Wicks

00:52:54The one who stole the hairdryer at the hair salon

00:52:55In protest

00:52:57But have you already told me guest tourist?

00:52:59Yeah

00:52:59What? How? Don't you know how many of us there are?

00:53:01I can't do anything

00:53:01Yes, I have it here.

00:53:02I don't get many

00:53:05But I have gone for the intimate

00:53:06Better

00:53:07Hey, why don't we get married in Fiji?

00:53:10Because it will cost us about 6,000 euros per guest

00:53:12Okay, I ask.

00:53:13If we end up celebrating it in Martinez, weddings and baptisms

00:53:16In an industrial estate

00:53:17Let it not be because I have not tried it

00:53:18Mauricio, why don't we meet up somewhere nice tonight?

00:53:21And we talked more calmly about the wedding

00:53:22Okay

00:53:23Okay, book wherever you want.

00:53:25You're so hot, aren't you?

00:53:26Okay, I'm leaving.

00:53:27One moment, kiss

00:53:30Kiss

00:53:31You, who are going to get married

00:53:33Aren't you nervous?

00:53:34Well yes, yes, the truth is yes

00:53:36Look at this nonsense

00:53:37Because the idea is mine

00:53:37And I'm not here, huh?

00:53:40How strong

00:53:40And you proposed to me on Valentine's Day

00:53:42Yes, yes

00:53:43It's just that I have a romantic side to discover.

00:53:44Yeah

00:53:45Well, I'm going to court.

00:53:46Crush them

00:53:47Fernando Navarro

00:53:49The sexy arm of the law

00:53:50It's not your handwriting

00:54:00It is clear that it was written by different people.

00:54:02Let's see, Mauri

00:54:03When you order flowers by phone

00:54:05Normally, the note is written by the girl at the store.

00:54:07Sure?

00:54:08Okay

00:54:08It's just that I notice Fernando is very strange.

00:54:10And I have an alarm inside that tells me

00:54:11Danger, something is happening here, danger

00:54:13And I turn it off

00:54:14But it rings again

00:54:15Like when you get a new alarm clock and you don't know how it works.

00:54:17I'm realizing that we are sexual

00:54:20You guys are pretty paranoid, aren't you?

00:54:21What is this?

00:54:22Lasagna that was left over yesterday

00:54:24It looks like a run-over gaster

00:54:26Mauri

00:54:27Last night I hooked up

00:54:29I met a girl

00:54:30Look at the float, it's wasting time.

00:54:32Me too, I died with one

00:54:34And what about it?

00:54:35Disgusting

00:54:35But it doesn't matter, as I was drunk

00:54:37Her name is Blanca

00:54:38And for me it is much better than Ana

00:54:39Because she is a normal woman, like me

00:54:41He is a guide at the Museum of Natural Sciences

00:54:42One told me some stories about the Neanderthals

00:54:44So things are looking promising.

00:54:46It's not your typical breakup tantrum.

00:54:48Which then sinks you deeper into misery

00:54:49No, no, no, no way, no way

00:54:49If today we have arranged to go shopping

00:54:51And then we go to the park to rent

00:54:52A boat on the pond

00:54:53Ah!

00:54:54There it is!

00:54:59Hey, in a lesbian couple

00:55:01Which of the two rows?

00:55:03The one with the shortest hair

00:55:05Hello

00:55:07Hello

00:55:08This is the typical doubt of the next day

00:55:10How the hell do you greet yourself?

00:55:12Piquito, the relationship is promising

00:55:15Ah, look

00:55:17This is Blanca

00:55:18Mauri, my SEME donor

00:55:20Carmen

00:55:21And Maria Jesus

00:55:21Do you want the Osaña?

00:55:23No, no, yes, we're leaving now.

00:55:24Thank you so much

00:55:24Wait, woman, you'll take it in a Tupperware.

00:55:26Let's go, let's go

00:55:28Nice to meet you, huh?

00:55:31Hey

00:55:32What do you think?

00:55:33Man, comparisons are always odious.

00:55:35Okay, then you better shut up.

00:55:36Yeah

00:55:37I'm going to the flower shop

00:55:39I have to find out who wrote this.

00:55:40But where are you going?

00:55:41You haven't even tried it.

00:55:42Maria Jesus

00:55:43That when I get anxious, my hunger goes away

00:55:44Well, here, take this for when it passes.

00:55:46Thank you

00:55:47Hey, but the tupperware with a twist, huh?

00:55:49I use those a lot.

00:55:50But where?

00:55:52For example, this one

00:55:53But I'm sure you didn't get any flowers.

00:55:55If I had them in charge

00:55:57No

00:55:58Not yours?

00:56:00Ah, well, neither you nor anyone else

00:56:02The most romantic thing that came home today

00:56:04It has been the teleshopping catalogue

00:56:05What a lack of seriousness

00:56:07I'm going to complain to the florist right now.

00:56:09Okay, Juan, calm down.

00:56:11If the intention is what counts

00:56:12You look pretty tonight

00:56:14I have a surprise for you.

00:56:15Oh!

00:56:19Pantu

00:56:19Marten

00:56:20I feel more and more guilty

00:56:22Unclear

00:56:23You have to put on the morbid chip.

00:56:26Because if not, you can't enjoy it.

00:56:28Look, I read you.

00:56:29My love, I propose you an unforgettable Valentine's night.

00:56:33I'll wait for you at 10 in Mariano's suite.

00:56:35Don't let me down, how are you?

00:56:36Sounds a bit like an ultimatum, doesn't it?

00:56:39Come on, come on, book

00:56:40Hey, go for it.

00:56:41Hey, Mariano

00:56:43Could you reserve a room for tonight?

00:56:46That's 10 o'clock

00:56:47You're heavy, huh?

00:56:49Yes, I already said it Juanca at 10

00:56:51Well, at 11 too.

00:56:53It's that with an hour

00:56:55Phew!

00:56:55And it didn't give us enough

00:56:57Fuck

00:56:58Well now I have to cancel another client.

00:57:00You have to let me know in advance.

00:57:02I have to charge you a sexual urgency supplement.

00:57:05Ah, well copper, copper

00:57:06Calm down

00:57:08It's a special night

00:57:09With champagne, strawberries, everything, everything, everything

00:57:11Can you give this envelope to Iago?

00:57:13When I see him, eh?

00:57:14To the

00:57:15Now also play Isabel Genius

00:57:17Well, thanks, huh?

00:57:18Thanks a lot

00:57:19Hey

00:57:23And isn't it a little suicidal to hand the envelope to this gentleman?

00:57:27What do you want us to do?

00:57:28Let's put it under the door

00:57:29For the other guy to read, eh?

00:57:31No, no, no

00:57:32Hey

00:57:33And what about Juan's reservation?

00:57:35What is it?

00:57:36Oh, I know.

00:57:37Hello

00:57:40What's up, shit?

00:57:42Well here

00:57:42Bye

00:57:44Bye

00:57:45Have you heard?

00:57:47They have reserved the penthouse at 10 and 11

00:57:49Two hours of brainstorming with Juan Cuesta

00:57:52No one believes that.

00:57:54The grass if the pantuaca?

00:57:56Yeah

00:57:56They have something up their sleeves

00:57:58Well, go.

00:57:58As if we didn't already have enough lesbians.

00:58:02Hey

00:58:02This about the riding school

00:58:03It's a mine

00:58:04In the attic

00:58:06We miss a correspondent

00:58:08Mariano

00:58:14Don't you need someone?

00:58:16For room service?

00:58:18But you didn't complain about my suite.

00:58:20Yeah

00:58:20But you can't fight against love.

00:58:22Look, please.

00:58:27Write me here

00:58:29Fernando loves me

00:58:30And I worry because I'm an idiot

00:58:32Fernando loves me

00:58:33And I care enough

00:58:34No

00:58:36You are not

00:58:36Sorry

00:58:38Could you come here for a second?

00:58:39Please

00:58:40Write me here

00:58:41You'll see that in the end I'll be right.

00:58:44You'll see that in the end I'll be right.

00:58:47Enough

00:58:48You'll see that in the end I'll be right.

00:58:50Nothing

00:58:50Hello, kind

00:58:52Hey

00:58:53I want to make a claim for an order that has not arrived at its destination.

00:58:56Today is not a day to fail

00:58:57For God's sake

00:58:57I was declaring to her

00:58:58No, sorry.

00:58:59Your flower arrangement was delivered early this morning.

00:59:02Oh yeah?

00:59:03Well, what's my card doing here then?

00:59:04Look

00:59:05Will you marry me in my own handwriting?

00:59:08But that's yours

00:59:09Yes, yes, but please keep it a secret.

00:59:11And I bought Isabel a choker that will make you fall backwards.

00:59:14With an emerald in the throat

00:59:15Everything is now clear

00:59:16Thank you so much

00:59:17And who do we send these notes to?

00:59:19To no one

00:59:20If anything, I'll come and order a crown later.

00:59:22So, what about my center? What's going on?

00:59:26No, no, darling.

00:59:26That you have not received anything

00:59:27But you've been all locked up at home

00:59:29Well, you haven't gone out for a moment to take the dogs out.

00:59:31But come on, it's been a little while.

00:59:32Come on

00:59:33Let's go home

00:59:34She

00:59:35Take the envelope from her

00:59:37Then I forget and we mess up.

00:59:38Honey, look, he's giving it to me right now.

00:59:40Ah, well, thank goodness.

00:59:41See you tonight, darling.

00:59:42Okay

00:59:43Fuck

00:59:46Come on, it's stretching, let's go.

00:59:48The Mariano Suite

00:59:49This summer I see myself at a campsite

00:59:51What's going to happen?

00:59:52What's going to happen, Mariano?

00:59:53Ann

00:59:58Let's see if you like the clothes I bought.

01:00:00Hello?

01:00:03Carlos

01:00:04We are in the bathroom

01:00:05How about in the bathroom?

01:00:08Come on, fuck off

01:00:09What are you doing?

01:00:16This hydromassage thing is addictive, huh?

01:00:18We've been here for an hour and a half now.

01:00:19Yes, so many at once is not good.

01:00:21Then come the power drops

01:00:23In Finland it is the second cause of death

01:00:25After boredom

01:00:26I'm going to have a drink, do you have any?

01:00:28I don't know

01:00:28I'm coming now

01:00:29Carlos, damn it

01:00:36What did you and I agree on?

01:00:38What is a roommate?

01:00:39Fuck

01:00:39It's her who goes all out

01:00:41He told me about his life.

01:00:42He told me his troubles

01:00:43He gave me a neck massage

01:00:45Well, I was naked

01:00:46So calm

01:00:47He has put on a towel

01:00:47Because he heard you coming

01:00:48And how were you?

01:00:49He was dizzy, dissembling

01:00:51That if you were covered

01:00:52Yes, yes, yes

01:00:52With the towel all the time

01:00:53How am I going to take it off?

01:00:55Roberto, I'm sorry.

01:00:56But I think I'm going to take the plunge.

01:00:57I see it very clearly.

01:00:57No, no, no, Carlos

01:00:58What did we talk about last night?

01:01:00That this was a test of fire

01:01:01For our friendship

01:01:02That's the important thing

01:01:03I said that before seeing her naked.

01:01:05No, don't be mistaken.

01:01:06Ana just wants a friend

01:01:07Give it time

01:01:08I say it for you

01:01:09So you don't screw up

01:01:10As usual

01:01:10You're right, control

01:01:11Clear

01:01:12It's that a woman like that

01:01:13It makes anyone lose their temper

01:01:14Come on

01:01:15Put the cold water on for a while

01:01:17Runs

01:01:17You'll see how good it is.

01:01:17Temperate?

01:01:18No, no, no

01:01:19Cold, cold

01:01:19Ten little minutes

01:01:20Dale

01:01:24How nice, isn't it?

01:01:29What confidence you have gained with Carlos

01:01:31Suddenly

01:01:31Clear

01:01:32This is what I needed

01:01:33A gay friend

01:01:34Yes, but what scares me

01:01:35It's that you confuse him

01:01:36You are confused

01:01:37I was confused

01:01:38And we all get confused

01:01:39In a triangle of confusion

01:01:40No

01:01:41You calm down

01:01:42Hey, I'm going back to the bathroom.

01:01:44I'm getting cold

01:01:44No, no, no

01:01:45Wait, wait

01:01:45He's taking a shower

01:01:46Nothing's happening

01:01:47We shower together

01:01:48Come on, don't fuck with me.

01:01:52You're a fool, man.

01:01:54You are not old

01:01:55Go inside

01:01:57Ah

01:01:58We don't go shopping

01:02:00I know that...

01:02:01Yes, but first I wanted to show you my house.

01:02:03Ah

01:02:03Well, it's very pretty.

01:02:05Yes, very...

01:02:06It has a lot of light

01:02:07White

01:02:11Blanca, please

01:02:13Don't you think we're going a little fast?

01:02:14Sorry, sorry

01:02:15I'm freaking out

01:02:16I had never set foot in a gay bar.

01:02:18This is my first lesbian relationship

01:02:20Oh yeah?

01:02:20Yeah

01:02:21But I am a specialist

01:02:21In incorporating new members to the club

01:02:23I will always have written something down

01:02:24But lately

01:02:26I went to the gym

01:02:27And I spent more time

01:02:28In the locker room

01:02:29That on the bike

01:02:29And of course, I wondered

01:02:31But why are you looking so much?

01:02:32Of course, at first

01:02:33Changing rooms should be avoided

01:02:34Because...

01:02:35Hey, a question

01:02:36This is used among us, right?

01:02:46Where did you get this?

01:02:48Look at the latex

01:02:49What an invention

01:02:49And it's prettier than my husband's.

01:02:51What husband?

01:02:52White

01:02:52We are already home

01:02:53Fuck

01:02:54I'm in the living room, honey.

01:02:56A kiss to mom

01:02:57And do homework

01:02:58How are my princes?

01:03:02Look, this is Bea

01:03:03A friend from the gym

01:03:04My husband, Ernesto

01:03:05Hello

01:03:05Hello Bea, how are you?

01:03:07How are you?

01:03:07Here, looking at the house

01:03:09We're both going shopping.

01:03:11Oh, no, no, no, no

01:03:13It's that I have time

01:03:14For laser hair removal

01:03:15And of course, if I miss a session

01:03:17I lose the bonus

01:03:18Well, I'll call you later, okay?

01:03:20Okay, okay, okay

01:03:20Bye, bye

01:03:22Bye

01:03:23Bye

01:03:24Hey, Blanca

01:03:25This friend is new, right?

01:03:27Ernesto

01:03:27We have to talk

01:03:28Leave it

01:03:34Leave it, don't paint me anymore

01:03:35But she's like a tightrope walker

01:03:37From the Circus of the Sun

01:03:38If I only cover up your expression lines, woman

01:03:40She is married

01:03:40I've had an affair with a married woman

01:03:42If it's that I don't even look like myself

01:03:43That's what it's all about

01:03:44Well, he was making out with me.

01:03:45When the husband appears

01:03:46With the four children in uniform

01:03:48Let's see, Bea.

01:03:49Get out of there

01:03:50That aunt is a LPP

01:03:51Lesbian

01:03:52First-timer

01:03:53Dangerous

01:03:53How good you were with Inga

01:03:55It's that you like to complicate your lives.

01:03:56In a way

01:03:57What a generation, by God

01:03:58I have argued with Ernesto

01:03:59We are going to separate

01:04:00What, what, what happened?

01:04:02Well, nothing.

01:04:03I told him about us.

01:04:05And he has kicked me out on the street

01:04:07With the children

01:04:07And how come I didn't know where to go?

01:04:10Man, in these cases

01:04:11You usually always go to your mother's house.

01:04:13Yeah

01:04:13Excuse me for a moment

01:04:15Come and find out what this is

01:04:19It looks like the house of smiles and tears

01:04:21My God, I've broken up a family

01:04:22Have you broken a family for me?

01:04:24I don't care

01:04:24The thing is that you brought us the pieces here.

01:04:26I'm starting to miss Ana a lot.

01:04:28Damn, what about me?

01:04:31I haven't had time to give them dinner.

01:04:33No problem

01:04:34Grandma invites

01:04:35Do you like lasagna?

01:04:37Yes, they love it

01:04:38You see?

01:04:39In the end I give it an exit

01:04:40Hello

01:04:44Come on, the other one

01:04:46What face does he have?

01:04:47What's wrong with you?

01:04:47The thing is...

01:04:49Emilio has died

01:04:50What are you saying?

01:04:51A domestic accident

01:04:52He slipped in the shower

01:04:53AND...

01:04:54Well, these things happen.

01:04:55You're starting to scare me, huh?

01:04:58You are the black widow

01:04:59Dude, who's going out with you?

01:04:59Dude, what a loser!

01:05:00Hey, I wasn't with him, huh?

01:05:02Hey, but you, you, you

01:05:03How are you? Are you okay?

01:05:04Yeah

01:05:04Uh, no

01:05:05No, no, no, no

01:05:06I'm getting the hang of it

01:05:07It's like when you go barefoot

01:05:09And you hit your pinky on the table leg

01:05:11It hurts a lot

01:05:12But it's not immediate, is it?

01:05:14Is...

01:05:14Damn, what a day, what a day

01:05:16What a day

01:05:17And who are these people?

01:05:22Well, tell us.

01:05:23How do you feel moments before asking the woman of your life to marry you?

01:05:27Well, it's a very strange feeling, really.

01:05:29I'm nervous like a teenager

01:05:31No, not as a teenager.

01:05:32We don't get nervous about these things anymore.

01:05:35You'll tell me when you declare your love to a woman.

01:05:37Oh, you'll be at the residence.

01:05:38I might not even call you.

01:05:39Oh, well, I'm here now.

01:05:43Mom, why do you dress up so pretty?

01:05:45If you're going to take it off right away

01:05:46Oh, Natalita, please.

01:05:48The magic

01:05:50Oh, my mother

01:05:52Yeah

01:05:54Attention

01:05:54Isabel's dodge call

01:05:56Fulfilling the planned plan

01:05:57But mom, calm down

01:05:59Calm down, I just don't understand you.

01:06:01What do you say happened to dad?

01:06:03You're wearing it, aren't you?

01:06:04Don't fool around

01:06:05Well, well

01:06:06Don't cry

01:06:07I'm already on my way there.

01:06:09Allah, enjoy, slut

01:06:10Yeah

01:06:10You tell me later, okay?

01:06:13What happened?

01:06:14Oh, well, nothing.

01:06:16That they have discussed

01:06:16And to my father

01:06:17He has had another bout of angina.

01:06:19I have to go see them

01:06:22And our romantic night

01:06:23To Valentine's Day

01:06:24Oh, Juan, well, we'll postpone it.

01:06:26It will be on February 14th

01:06:27Do you want me to accompany you?

01:06:29Uh, no

01:06:30Because dad

01:06:31He didn't like you very much.

01:06:32I give him my regards from you.

01:06:34Bye

01:06:35I love you

01:06:35I'll call you

01:06:36Kisses

01:06:36Mua, mua

01:06:37Liar

01:06:43Liar

01:06:44Oh, what a liar you are.

01:06:47How awful

01:06:49Well, at least you've had enough of the bad time.

01:06:54And can you rent the choker to a celebrity?

01:06:57For the TP gala

01:06:58Well, I'll make myself comfortable.

01:06:59And I go up to the suite to watch a movie

01:07:00Total, it's already turned off

01:07:02Look at her, she's like a fairy tale princess.

01:07:07He is crying out for a kiss of love

01:07:09Are we watching the movie or what's going on?

01:07:11I don't know what the hell I rented it for.

01:07:12Okay

01:07:13And okay, no way.

01:07:14Look, I'll take it off.

01:07:14Come on, wake her up

01:07:17To bed

01:07:17It's so sad to wake her up.

01:07:20Look

01:07:20Even snoring is like poetry

01:07:23But what the fuck?

01:07:24Ann

01:07:26Ann

01:07:27Come on, to bed.

01:07:28What a good movie, huh?

01:07:31Yes, yes, very good

01:07:32But we have removed it, man

01:07:33Carlos, are you coming to sleep with me?

01:07:36Hey?

01:07:37Yes, Roberto is much more comfortable this way.

01:07:39Yes, yes

01:07:40I'm going to get my pajamas

01:07:42But how do you tell him that?

01:07:47Poor thing, he seems so in love with you.

01:07:48He must be having a terrible time sleeping with you.

01:07:50No way, it's good that he gets used to it.

01:07:52Don't worry, I don't care.

01:07:54Good night

01:07:55No, no, no, but wait, I don't understand.

01:07:57I mean, let's see, listen

01:07:58You're a fool, man.

01:08:04You don't look out too much

01:08:05Let's see if you're going to fall through the yard.

01:08:06I'm here now

01:08:10Hello

01:08:10How was the trial?

01:08:13Good, good, very good

01:08:14We have lost

01:08:15Let's see, I wanted to talk to you about the wedding.

01:08:18Ah, me too

01:08:19Look, I thought that in the end

01:08:20We threw the house out the window

01:08:21We got married in the asfichi

01:08:23Because this only happens once in a lifetime

01:08:25Already

01:08:25With a person who loves me so much

01:08:27And in which I trust blindly

01:08:28What less?

01:08:30Mauri, I know you.

01:08:30You found out that the flowers were not mine

01:08:32No?

01:08:33What do you say?

01:08:34But since you are so fake and such a bastard

01:08:36Pussy

01:08:37It is also a coincidence

01:08:39There are so many restaurants!

01:08:42And on top of that they sit us next to each other

01:08:44A question in the style of a radio patio

01:08:46What are you doing here and together?

01:08:47Nothing

01:08:48We are getting to know each other

01:08:49We are very worried about our children

01:08:53Well, I already care less about mine.

01:08:56Because he has passed away

01:08:57May he rest in peace

01:08:58That Emilio has died?

01:08:59Tomorrow is the funeral

01:09:00You are invited, of course.

01:09:02Clear

01:09:03And you're coming for dinner.

01:09:04Come on, man.

01:09:04Life goes on, Mauri

01:09:06This woman

01:09:07She's the one who's going to get me out of the hole.

01:09:09Hey, why don't we put the tables together?

01:09:11And we have a couples dinner?

01:09:13Because this couple is no longer a couple

01:09:14Fernando and I were leaving.

01:09:16Right now

01:09:17But wait

01:09:18Wait, let's talk about it.

01:09:20Auri!

01:09:22This generation has no patience.

01:09:25It's a Black Valentine's Day

01:09:27There is no doubt about it

01:09:28In the end

01:09:29I'm going to see what wine they have taken.

01:09:31Not bad

01:09:34How cold!

01:09:41Look at my feet

01:09:42Oh yeah

01:09:43They misuse the heating a lot here.

01:09:46Carlos, you're helping me a lot to get over Bea.

01:09:49I've never felt so relaxed with a man.

01:09:52No, right?

01:09:53I feel that there is already a very special trust between us.

01:09:57And I, I, I

01:09:58It is felt, it is seen

01:09:59And although it may be a little early

01:10:01No, no, no, it's not early

01:10:02It's just that, it's just that I'm dying to tell you something.

01:10:05Say it

01:10:05What did you see in Roberto to fall in love with him?

01:10:09As?

01:10:12Can I come in and explain it to you?

01:10:16Fuck

01:10:16Come on, Carlos, don't be like that.

01:10:18Let's sit down and talk things over.

01:10:19You are a traitorous, false and miserable rat

01:10:21Don't ever talk to me about friendship again in your fucking life.

01:10:22You and I are over forever.

01:10:24Ah, you were already busy.

01:10:25Inga, now you find out.

01:10:27Come on, let's get the connection back to Radiopathy.

01:10:30How could you have failed me like this?

01:10:31Carlos, sorry, I messed up.

01:10:33Yes, but I'm not going to tell anyone that you're gay.

01:10:35It can be a secret between the three of us.

01:10:36I'm not gay!

01:10:38If it's the most natural thing in the world, I've been through that too.

01:10:40But where are you going at this time?

01:10:42Far

01:10:43No, you're not leaving.

01:10:44Roberto, get out of there.

01:10:46Aren't you leaving?

01:10:47Okay, I'm going through the yard.

01:10:48What are you doing?

01:10:50What are you doing?

01:10:51This one is crazy

01:10:52Carlos, please get down there.

01:10:57Don't worry, I'm going to scout.

01:10:58Let's see, Carlos, please.

01:10:59Let's see, you're going to break something.

01:11:02Let me go, let me go, my sleeve

01:11:03Okay

01:11:04God, Mariano's barbecue

01:11:09Are you OK?

01:11:10Perfectly

01:11:11I'm

01:11:12Bye

01:11:16Emilio!

01:11:25Poor thing, it seems that I love you a lot.

01:11:26No

01:11:43I don't know how to put myself

01:11:48I should watch more porn movies

01:11:53Or erotic

01:11:54Forward

01:12:01Hello?

01:12:03My God

01:12:06This had been left here with Yago

01:12:11Oh?

01:12:11Yeah?

01:12:12Yeah

01:12:13Lucia

01:12:16Are you home?

01:12:19Lucia

01:12:20Nice one!

01:12:28This is Mariano

01:12:30Boy, has he thrown himself away?

01:12:31The flowers cost me so much.

01:12:33Well, at least there the dogs don't get on our bed.

01:12:37Look, Lucia

01:12:40Sit down for a moment, please.

01:12:42Do you want some strawberries?

01:12:44No, no, no, no, thank you

01:12:45Champagne?

01:12:46Isabel, what are you doing here?

01:12:48Well, this is a little complicated to say

01:12:50Yago

01:12:50He sent me some flowers

01:12:51And he told me that he is in love with me

01:12:53That?

01:12:55That?

01:12:55Are you throwing yourself into the pipe?

01:12:57Hey!

01:12:58I have the note at home

01:12:59Look, here's Yago

01:13:01Did you send me some flowers or not?

01:13:03No no

01:13:04Not me, Isabel.

01:13:05Okay

01:13:07Well now is the time when I die

01:13:09Oh well

01:13:11What's going on here?

01:13:12No, I'd rather die right now.

01:13:14Radiopatio live

01:13:17Any horn to declare?

01:13:20Enough of doubts, lies and pettiness

01:13:22It's the perfect day to send everything

01:13:24Oh well

01:13:26That?

01:13:31Mauri?

01:13:32Will you marry me?

01:13:34I did write this one myself.

01:13:38But it's the singlest thing I've ever seen in my life.

01:13:41Thank you

01:13:42Why didn't you tell me anything before?

01:13:45Because I had to get you out of the house

01:13:46I wanted to surprise you.

01:13:47I bought you a ring

01:13:51Are you ready?

01:13:53How has Valentín behaved?

01:13:58I've had him practicing all afternoon.

01:14:00Vicenta, we're going to give each other the kiss of the century.

01:14:01If you don't mind

01:14:02Oh

01:14:03Yes, yes, yes

01:14:05Sorry

01:14:07Sorry

01:14:08Sorry

01:14:08Thank you

01:14:14You haven't told me yes

01:14:17The one I'm missing

01:14:19What don't you know?

01:14:28Juan

01:14:28I caught you in that room

01:14:29Lend your living space with Lucia's Cuban

01:14:31Yes, it's true

01:14:33But he gave me some flowers

01:14:35That is a very clear mitigating factor.

01:14:37You were going to cheat on me

01:14:38And on top of that, taking away her boyfriend

01:14:40To the sole owner

01:14:41That there is no delay in paying the fees

01:14:42Paloma would never have done that to me.

01:14:44Oh, Juan, Juan

01:14:46I am premenopausal

01:14:48And I've lost control of my hormones.

01:14:49Mayday, Mayday

01:14:52What's happening?

01:14:53Don't shout like that, man.

01:14:54That you are not married

01:14:55Nor will we ever be

01:14:57I'm going to the boarding house, Loli.

01:14:58Say goodbye to Emilio, please

01:15:00Ah

01:15:00And they told us so

01:15:02Emilio has died

01:15:05As?

01:15:14Emilio

01:15:17Everything is going very well

01:15:18For now, everyone has swallowed it.

01:15:20That the dead rest in peace

01:15:21It's a lie, huh?

01:15:23I haven't slept a wink all night.

01:15:24Four days

01:15:25And you will be a millionaire with the woman you love

01:15:27Hang in there, man.

01:15:28Paquito, I really want to be resurrected now.

01:15:30What step have I taken with you, Bea?

01:15:38You don't know what a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

01:15:39Thank you

01:15:40You are welcome

01:15:41Well, we have to talk about all this, right?

01:15:44Yes, you have to tell the children.

01:15:45Do you want to tell me, do you want to tell me?

01:15:48What are we going to do with all these people?

01:15:50Because this doesn't look like a house anymore

01:15:51It is a Turkish prison cell

01:15:53What to do, mom?

01:15:56Hello

01:15:56Belén López Vázquez?

01:15:58Yeah

01:15:58We are experts from Posidón Seguros

01:16:00It's because of this policy that you signed for Emilio Delgado.

01:16:03How are you?

01:16:06What a shame, right?

01:16:08What a waste

01:16:09Well, and for you too

01:16:10Because they have to pay

01:16:12We came to take some photos of the accident site.

01:16:14Oh, so they're going to investigate it?

01:16:16Man, when the insured dies the same day of signing the policy

01:16:19The boss asks

01:16:20Of course, of course

01:16:21Would you mind giving us some details?

01:16:23No, no, no, no, of course

01:16:24I didn't kill him, huh?

01:16:26No, woman

01:16:26Nobody said that.

01:16:28What are you pointing at there?

01:16:33Marisa!

01:16:34Marisa!

01:16:36Look!

01:16:37What happened?

01:16:38Have they taxed tobacco more?

01:16:40The obituary!

01:16:41Lela!

01:16:42The moon!

01:16:42Manola has died!

01:16:45And it doesn't say what happened to him?

01:16:46An open sewer?

01:16:48A little bit of petanque?

01:16:49Poor thing!

01:16:52We have to go see!

01:16:54Of course, damn it!

01:16:55I won't miss that!

01:17:00Room 14

01:17:01Here it is

01:17:02You have spent more on this crown

01:17:05That he in me in 30 years of marriage

01:17:07But my brother-in-law

01:17:08Family is family

01:17:09How little I lack!

01:17:11So that you have to come see me at a place like this

01:17:14We can make bets

01:17:15Let's see who comes to see who

01:17:16It's not funny!

01:17:17But why do they close the lid?

01:17:20May he rest in peace

01:17:21So don't put it in a shop window.

01:17:24Holy shit, Manolo!

01:17:29Are you alive?

01:17:32Get up, Vicenta!

01:17:33This is a bad place to play dead.

01:17:36There is no one living here

01:17:40There is no one living here

01:17:44There is no one living here

01:17:54There is no one living here

01:18:00There is no one living here

01:18:04There is no one living here

01:18:14There is no one living here

01:18:24There is no one living here

01:18:26There is no one living here

01:18:27There is no one living here

01:18:28There is no one living here

01:18:29There is no one living here

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