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Marcos y Eva preparan la celebración de su primer aniversario. Aconsejado por sus amigos, Marcos decide cambiar su regalo inicial, un libro de poemas, por una chinchilla tras enterarse de que su novia le ha comprado una cadena de música. La mascota parece ser la sorpresa perfecta, sin embargo Raúl será el encargado de custodiarla hasta el momento del intercambio. Pero todo se complica cuando el animal se escapa y los intentos por recuperarlo resultan fatales. Lucía se siente sobrecargada de tareas domésticas. Para intentar ayudar, Diego decide repartir las labores entre todos los miembros de la familia. A pesar de los esfuerzos de su marido, Lucía necesita más tiempo para sí misma. Animada por Candela, ambas deciden apuntarse a clases de yoga. Santiago trata de convencer a Diego y a Fiti de que esas clases son la antesala para entrar en una secta. Por otra parte, Teté y Guille tendrán que trabajar en equipo a la hora de realizar las tareas del hogar. Ambos deberán dejar de lado sus diferencias si no quieren quedarse sin vacaciones en la playa. Teté muestra un especial interés por el viaje cuando se entera de que Humberto va a hospedarse en el mismo hotel que su familia. Ella está encantada ante la posibilidad de coincidir con el chico pero su hermano no se lo pondrá fácil.
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00:05:00My old man gave my mom a set of car seat covers.
00:05:04The old woman hasn't spoken to him since, not even on the phone.
00:05:06Thank you, thank you.
00:05:10I think it's a good gift, Auntie. She likes it, so I'll give it to her.
00:05:14Well, no, kid, it's a bad gift, it's a dreadful gift.
00:05:17At this moment, we're going to send Miguel Fernández out for a little walk.
00:05:21Okay, so you take the ticket and exchange it, fine, but let's look for something else a little bit.
00:05:25A little more original, I have a dog
00:05:28We already have a little one, thanks, well, a dog.
00:05:31I've been working in a pet shop for a couple of days now.
00:05:34Besides, the girls really love bugs.
00:05:36I'm telling you.
00:05:37Okay, I'm off to work.
00:05:38Hey, come by later with Eva, okay?
00:05:40There's a discount for friends.
00:05:42Okay
00:05:43good morning
00:05:45Damn, I have a dream that I'm going to double.
00:05:47Just make me a little coffee
00:05:49Hey
00:05:50This has been taken down
00:05:52Viti asked you for a coffee
00:05:53Sorry I didn't
00:05:55Leave it.
00:05:58Have you had a fight with the iron or what?
00:06:01No
00:06:02Lucía is the one who takes care of the ironing.
00:06:03And that, well, you see, there wasn't time to get stuck.
00:06:05And I haven't been able to either.
00:06:06That's why they couldn't have given you that dramatic look.
00:06:08But I'm worried, you know.
00:06:09I'm worried because I don't notice anything wrong with Lucia.
00:06:12I notice he's acting strange.
00:06:13like nervous
00:06:15a bit
00:06:16silence
00:06:17man
00:06:25You know what that is?
00:06:26Well, that's going to lower the tomato.
00:06:27If with candle it's mathematical
00:06:29That is, two or three days before the day of
00:06:31You can already say that, well, he's got a fixed problem.
00:06:34That means she's going through menopause.
00:06:37It feels like hot flashes
00:06:39No, it doesn't have hot flashes.
00:06:40No, she doesn't have hot flashes.
00:06:41He's got a ton of stress.
00:06:42because I already did it in the polls
00:06:43that the teaching profession is the most stressful of all
00:06:46and you see how, like
00:06:47In the end, she ends up doing all the housework.
00:06:48well guys
00:06:49He already knows what he has
00:06:51tonight
00:06:53good mambito and
00:06:55"And it leaves me feeling like silk," says the very Bach-loving guy.
00:06:57And what I need is a little bit of expansion
00:07:00fled
00:07:02that I fled
00:07:03I don't even run away
00:07:04what does hui say
00:07:05So, that expansion thing
00:07:06All it leads to is them doing it to you like that.
00:07:08So, but better before.
00:07:09Santiago, please don't talk nonsense.
00:07:11and especially not you
00:07:12Because frankly, you've hardly ever met a woman.
00:07:14that you are a warrior
00:07:15a warrior
00:07:16a warrior
00:07:17I am cautious, which is different.
00:07:18Women today need to be kept on a short leash.
00:07:20with a broken leg
00:07:21and to the house
00:07:22to monitor them
00:07:23Look, look, look what a good thing I did.
00:07:24really
00:07:25We kept it.
00:07:26I'm thinking of a solution
00:07:28so that it can expand safely
00:07:29you take it
00:07:31And this long weekend you're taking her to the beach
00:07:33to rest there with the whole family
00:07:35single candle
00:07:36I need to do something by myself.
00:07:38for me
00:07:39away from home
00:07:40What relaxes me is yoga
00:07:42Yeah
00:07:43I love it
00:07:44It leaves me feeling like silk.
00:07:45We could sign up for yoga
00:07:46says
00:07:47hey
00:07:48because of a bad idea
00:07:50We're in
00:07:51Look, I can't take any more.
00:07:52and then it doesn't help at all with this
00:07:53because I could already tell everyone that you're giving a little help at home
00:07:57I say
00:07:58And I was thinking that if we all helped him a little more with things around the house
00:08:02No
00:08:03No
00:08:04No
00:08:05No
00:08:06No
00:08:07No
00:08:08No
00:08:09No
00:08:10No
00:08:11No
00:08:12that's it
00:08:13No
00:08:15No
00:08:16No
00:08:17No
00:08:19No
00:08:20No
00:08:21No
00:08:22No
00:08:23what you want
00:08:24but
00:08:25No
00:08:26No
00:08:27but
00:08:28No
00:08:29what are you doing
00:08:30cocris of domestic tasks
00:08:32But what is this?
00:08:33This is a very simple thing: the times of Lucia's slavery are over.
00:08:34from now on
00:08:35In this family, household chores will be shared.
00:08:37What do you think, Lucia?
00:08:39Well, it was about time, darling.
00:08:40let's see
00:08:41Monday, clear the table, clean the bathroom
00:08:43Tuesday, set the table
00:08:44I do everything. Hey, Dad, no, I can't make dinner tonight.
00:08:49Okay, let's get started. No, it's just that Eva and I have...
00:08:52It's our anniversary and I can't hang up the laundry either.
00:08:57But I'll do it another day, really. Wait, wait, just a moment.
00:09:01If it's the anniversary, let me tell you something. When there's love, you let it go and nothing bad happens.
00:09:05It's free, it's free. So, we're going to hang the laundry out to dry, we're going to...
00:09:08So, what's wrong with clothes?
00:09:11What's going on? I do everything myself here. No, there's too much tension here. No, they've put me on strike, that's it.
00:09:14What are you going to do on strike, you idiot? You, you, you, you, do the laundry and wash the dishes.
00:09:18Yeah, man, come on, it's just going to clog the sink again.
00:09:20They tell you, don't pay any attention to her, she's just crazy, okay?
00:09:23What? What's going on?
00:09:23But I step all over nothing, Mom, who has stepped on me.
00:09:25That's the crown, that's the crown, that's the crown, that's the crown.
00:09:28Please, I don't like the idea of snitching at all; it's the ugliest thing in the world.
00:09:31But Mom, what else is there to do? I'm here to help out, that's all.
00:09:33Okay, okay, I understand all of this very well, but what's the problem?
00:09:35Everything here is based on faith, right?
00:09:36I think I knew this moment was coming.
00:09:38No, no, listen to me for a moment. Since I knew this moment was coming,
00:09:41I have a surprise prepared for you.
00:09:42Let's see, take care of me. If everything goes well,
00:09:45This bridge, the whole family.
00:09:47We're going to the beach together. Where? To Mojácar.
00:09:49Where?
00:09:50To the beach!
00:09:52To the beach.
00:09:53Okay, okay, calm down, calm down.
00:09:55Sorry, darling. Mojácar, the whole family.
00:09:58The whole family, all together.
00:10:00Ah, but one thing, one thing, take care of me, take care of me.
00:10:01I said it, did you hear me? If all goes well,
00:10:04He's with Cris.
00:10:06Sketch, darling.
00:10:07Cris and sketches.
00:10:08Sketch.
00:10:08Sketch.
00:10:09Thank you.
00:10:10Nothing, thank you.
00:10:11See you later.
00:10:15Hi, sweetie.
00:10:17Hello.
00:10:18Today it's happening.
00:10:20Hello.
00:10:21Yes, we think we've succeeded, look.
00:10:23Yes, let's see.
00:10:25I think we've found something safe for her here, huh?
00:10:27Of course, man, of course.
00:10:28If the aunts, anything that's hairy, warm, and chubby,
00:10:30They love it.
00:10:31Please, the work, right?
00:10:34He's a donkey.
00:10:35Oh, I'm telling you, man, I'm with animals all day long.
00:10:37Cool.
00:10:38Sure, right?
00:10:39Salas, leave the beer like that and give me the haircut that the one who stops wants.
00:10:42See? This is what I'd call a bit of a shitty job, huh?
00:10:45Oh God, what a disgusting rat.
00:10:48Auntie, what's a rat is a chinchilla and it's beautiful.
00:10:52Chiqui, can I hold it?
00:10:54Yes, ask.
00:10:54What's up?
00:10:56What's up?
00:10:57Dude, what is this?
00:10:58It's very good.
00:10:59Uncle Raul, look.
00:11:00It's a monkey.
00:11:05His name is Robert Pierre, male.
00:11:06It's a light.
00:11:08You caught him calm today, but normally you're such a busybody that...
00:11:11I've always wanted a monkey, man.
00:11:14How much does it cost?
00:11:15It's not for sale, man.
00:11:17That bastard of a boss puts him there to complain, you know?
00:11:20Come on, let's go, we're going to be late for class.
00:11:22Leave that thing in the cage, in its place, and let's go.
00:11:24Auntie, it's beautiful, please, I would love to have it.
00:11:28Goodbye, beautiful.
00:11:30Are you coming?
00:11:31No, no, no.
00:11:32Now, later, afterwards.
00:11:34Yeah, that's it.
00:11:38That?
00:11:39You haven't heard it, actually.
00:11:44I would love to have one.
00:11:46The rat.
00:11:47How much does a chinchilla cost?
00:11:48How much does a chinchilla cost?
00:11:55Haven't you told me anything about the beach?
00:11:58That's how it surprised me, I really didn't expect it.
00:12:02Lucía, it seems like I don't hear, but I do hear.
00:12:04And when I hear, I mean, there was a complaint and as I've heard, what do you think?
00:12:07It's expansion, but what better expansion than on the beach and with family?
00:12:09Yes, Diego, yes, that sounds great to me.
00:12:11I just meant that I needed some time to myself, I don't know, just a little while in the afternoon.
00:12:15So I've signed up for yoga.
00:12:18As?
00:12:19Yoga.
00:12:20Ah, but yoga, I mean, the yoga thing with the postures and all that, how about that?
00:12:23Ah, but, but, but, but, but, but, where, for God's sake, Lucia, where?
00:12:25So, where?
00:12:26At the yoga center next door, Diego, who's signed me up with a candela, why?
00:12:31No reason.
00:12:32I mean, the yoga center next door, I mean, the one in the neighborhood and with a fire.
00:12:34Good, Lucia, good, good, with fire and in the neighborhood, good, good, good, good.
00:12:39Have your ladies signed up for yoga?
00:12:42Oh, how, how, how does Luis's thing turn me on, really, Santi?
00:12:45What do you mean, we've already explained it to you?
00:12:46It's here in the neighborhood and we're going together, do you understand that?
00:12:49All I understand is that you shouldn't have left them, that's all I understand.
00:12:52Santi, Santi, I'm going to tell you something, okay?
00:12:55Without my candle, I've been in the deepest abyss, okay?
00:12:59And you can call me a shit-eater or whatever you want to call me, but before I lose her, I'll do acrobatics if she wants, just so you know.
00:13:04All I'm saying is that yoga is very dangerous.
00:13:08But, Santi, please, think a little and don't talk nonsense.
00:13:10So, yoga is about doing little poses, like you stand here, then you stand like that, is that dangerous?
00:13:16I know more about yoga than you do, because I've done it.
00:13:18Why do you think they light so many candles and so much incense?
00:13:21Well, for relaxation purposes.
00:13:23Relaxation is the first step, then they leave your mind blank, uselessly lost, they put the ideas they want into your head, to manipulate you like a puppet.
00:13:33But, Santi, for God's sake, but for God's sake, what nonsense are you talking about?
00:13:35What nonsense! You don't watch TV, you haven't seen what happened to Eva Mazarre, have you?
00:13:40I saw it myself in Aitomates, who got into tai chi and yoga, and had a husband and a son and gave it all up.
00:13:47And why? Because there are cults, there are cults, damn it.
00:13:52Did you say sects?
00:13:53Yes, cults, cults, that brainwash you, take your money, and separate you from your family.
00:13:59Because there are bad cults.
00:14:05No, Santi, damn it, you're wrong, for fuck's sake.
00:14:08But if these people in the center are, if they are cousins of Conan, the one from the gym, if they are beautiful people.
00:14:12Of course, that's why, that's why, because they are wonderful people.
00:14:15They win over the staff, they gradually bring them into their world, huh?
00:14:18I don't want to say anything, but if I were you I would check if it's a bad sect.
00:14:22How are you, cultured ones?
00:14:27How cool, he looks so handsome.
00:14:29Look at my heart.
00:14:30Great, but you have no idea how much I missed you.
00:14:33Well, we're here for you...
00:14:35I'm going to introduce you to a new colleague from VD, Valdana, the guy in the computer store.
00:14:39The guy is the face of it all.
00:14:40Seriously, in Buenos Aires I was watching a mixing show, it was great.
00:14:45The guy who showed it to me had been working with the Stones on tour.
00:14:48It's great, the program has a solid foundation.
00:14:50Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:14:52I mean, we'll have to do something to celebrate the kid's return, right?
00:14:55Yes, hey, hey, what do you think?
00:14:56A treasure hunt for the long weekend.
00:14:58You know, amusement park, water park...
00:15:01What is this?
00:15:02He was good.
00:15:03And so?
00:15:04Because?
00:15:04Because I go to Mojácar every day, there on the beach.
00:15:07Okay, okay, okay!
00:15:09And which part of Mojácar are your parents going to?
00:15:11Well, to a really shabby hotel, I don't know, with fake palm trees and things like that.
00:15:16It has a round pool and a spiral slide.
00:15:19Yes, yes, it's called the tropi...
00:15:21Tropicana, Tropicana.
00:15:23Yeah?
00:15:23Yeah?
00:15:23What a coincidence!
00:15:24It's the same one I'm going to.
00:15:26Well...
00:15:27We can meet up, right?
00:15:28Clear.
00:15:28How cool!
00:15:29How cool!
00:15:31Guess who you're going to bed with, Mojácar?
00:15:33With your wedge!
00:15:34Oh my God!
00:15:47What's that?
00:15:47What are you doing?
00:15:48The little chinchilla of the frames, dude.
00:15:49No, dude, it's not for me, it's for Eva for our anniversary.
00:15:52And you bring him here, to the lion's den?
00:15:53And bring it to me in a canary cage, kid, the poor thing is going to have a fit of facial phobia.
00:15:57Damn, it's true, poor thing.
00:15:58But come on, man, this is the transport cage, man, that's what's good for the animal.
00:16:01What's coming? What's coming? What's coming?
00:16:02Cover it up, cover it up, cover it up.
00:16:03Come on, come on, come on.
00:16:06Marcos, what...?
00:16:07What's happening?
00:16:08What do you have there? It smells like a rat.
00:16:11No, it's my tracksuit, mate, I was going to jump the vaulting horse, I got excited.
00:16:14All the poop came out, what a waste.
00:16:16Mother, Raul, uncle.
00:16:18Who?
00:16:19Who?
00:16:20Honey, my dad called me and said he's receiving an award tonight and he'd like us to go.
00:16:26Why are you going to Barcelona?
00:16:28It makes me a little uneasy.
00:16:30It's just that I haven't seen him in a long time, do you mind?
00:16:34But it's our anniversary today, well.
00:16:36Already.
00:16:37Well, we'll do something, right? Even if it's just exchanging gifts with a toast, right?
00:16:40Clear.
00:16:40Yeah?
00:16:41Good afternoon.
00:16:42Come on, lovebirds, I'm starting the class. Let's go.
00:16:46Man, rooms.
00:16:47How much, right?
00:16:49Can you tell me where you've been this week?
00:16:52He's been sick.
00:16:53His throat has been in terrible shape.
00:16:56Some nodules like beans.
00:16:58Just so you know, without a medical certificate I won't excuse your absences even if you have the grandmother of the famous woman there.
00:17:05Today, silence. We are going to talk about World War II.
00:17:09Do you find this funny, Salas?
00:17:19No, I don't find it funny.
00:17:21I'm laughing so I don't cry, miss.
00:17:22A gramine.
00:17:23Minor.
00:17:24Very good.
00:17:24Between 1939 and 1945, this war took place, resulting in the death of more than 50 million people.
00:17:35I don't know what's so funny about all this.
00:17:36Seriously, huh?
00:17:39This is a bunch of barbarians.
00:17:41Next time you laugh, you're all out.
00:17:42Thanks a lot, Chucky, huh?
00:17:59Another zero.
00:18:01I'm not going to pass history, not even close.
00:18:03Thank you so much.
00:18:03And why haven't they caught our chinchilla, kid?
00:18:05Otherwise, not even in September, huh?
00:18:06Dude, you have to do me a favor.
00:18:13Why don't you keep the chinchillas tonight, dude?
00:18:15What are you saying, man?
00:18:16And with Eva at home, I don't know where to put her, man.
00:18:17That's right, man.
00:18:18Thank you.
00:18:18Better.
00:18:20Raul.
00:18:22I'm so pissed off at this pig, man.
00:18:24Every day.
00:18:25I'm always there.
00:18:26Hey, so when we're there we'll meet up to go for a walk, right?
00:18:29That getting your face wet is very nice.
00:18:31Okay.
00:18:36Okay, see you later.
00:18:38Bye bye.
00:18:46What a drooling fool, right?
00:18:48Well, it's better to be a fool than a brat.
00:18:50Go on.
00:18:51Let's see, Maria Tere.
00:18:52You haven't tasted my snot yet, huh?
00:18:54But you're such a rascal, Lulo, really.
00:18:57Son!
00:18:58Son!
00:18:58Son!
00:18:59Son!
00:18:59Son!
00:18:59Son!
00:18:59Son!
00:18:59Son!
00:19:00Son!
00:19:00Son!
00:19:00Son!
00:19:00Son!
00:19:01Son!
00:19:01Son!
00:19:01Son!
00:19:02Son!
00:19:02Son!
00:19:03Son!
00:19:03Son!
00:19:04Son!
00:19:04Son!
00:19:05Son!
00:19:06What's happening?
00:19:07What's happening?
00:19:07Look, the dog and the cat have to appear.
00:19:09Almost!
00:19:11Both!
00:19:12Hey!
00:19:12Inside!
00:19:13Already!
00:19:14It's over.
00:19:15The dog and the cat is finished.
00:19:16Leave it to me, leave it to me, these guys are going to find out.
00:19:18You'll see.
00:19:19Let's see, here.
00:19:19Both.
00:19:20Stay still.
00:19:20Stay still!
00:19:22Okay, that's enough of your nonsense.
00:19:24In this house, from now on, household chores will be done as a team.
00:19:28First team.
00:19:29Tete and Guille.
00:19:30That?
00:19:30That?
00:19:30Very good.
00:19:30With this dick.
00:19:31No, no, no, no.
00:19:31Me with this coffee.
00:19:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:19:33Neither dogs nor fights.
00:19:34Maria Teresa, very good idea, Diego.
00:19:36Let's see if you two can learn to live together a little.
00:19:38No, they're going to learn, they're going to learn.
00:19:39And do you know why they're going to learn?
00:19:40Because if one person messes up, the other one messes up too.
00:19:42Good.
00:19:43What if they both screw up?
00:19:44Well, good question, my son.
00:19:45If they both screw up, Big Brother, who sees everything and is me, is going to give them a beating.
00:19:51That is.
00:19:51Nothing happens with the first blade, nothing happens with the second one either, but you won't get to the beach with the third one.
00:19:56Understood?
00:19:56That?
00:19:57We're going to be left without a beach because...
00:19:58No beach, dude, no beach.
00:19:59You're falling off the bridge here studying so that you can reconsider, because you need to reconsider.
00:20:03It's your fault, but Mom, it's always your fault.
00:20:05Excuse me, Diego, put a stop to anyone who snitches too.
00:20:07There, there, Lucia.
00:20:08If I bat at the tap.
00:20:09Very good.
00:20:10Hello.
00:20:10Hey friend, wait for me, we're both on the same team.
00:20:13Dad, Dad, and I'm on my team...
00:20:14You with me, son.
00:20:15Work?
00:20:16Diego, go find her, run the dog, we're going for a walk.
00:20:18Me too, I think I'm going to go to yoga.
00:20:20Wait, wait a moment, Lucia.
00:20:21This, yoga, uh, yoga, I mean...
00:20:24How long does it last, more or less?
00:20:27Well, one hour, why?
00:20:28For nothing, for nothing.
00:20:38Diego, I'm already at the yoga center, watch out for me.
00:20:41Okay, okay, and tell me, what are the people like? What are they like?
00:20:43Uh, they're freaking weird.
00:20:46And there's a stench, a real fir stench, Mayro, that's enough to make you want to turn back.
00:20:49Short, short, here he comes.
00:20:51Yes, I loved it, Candela.
00:20:53He left me...
00:20:54Hi, Javi.
00:20:56Chasm.
00:20:58I'm going to see who you are.
00:20:58I just can't believe it, come on.
00:21:00Santi.
00:21:01Hello hello.
00:21:03Hello.
00:21:04What are you doing here?
00:21:05Should we take a course or are our husbands doing it for us?
00:21:08Spying on us?
00:21:09How to spy on us?
00:21:10No, no, I've left the tavern and I'm going to pick them up.
00:21:13Lucía, Candela, look, here's the information about the letter that you asked me for.
00:21:16Ah.
00:21:17Prices and address.
00:21:19Oh, thank you so much, thank you.
00:21:20I only have a few places left, so if you're going to sign up, let me know as soon as possible, okay?
00:21:23Okay.
00:21:24Uh, what's that? What's this about retirement? What's that?
00:21:28Well, a weekend retreat in the countryside.
00:21:30Meditation, yoga, relaxation...
00:21:33We're going there, aren't we?
00:21:34The countryside, what story is the countryside about?
00:21:36I'm telling you, Santi, we'd like to have a role in something else.
00:21:39No, no, no, none.
00:21:40No, no, please, look, wait.
00:21:42Wait, wait.
00:21:45Diego, who have already sung them.
00:21:47That he has taken them to the countryside.
00:21:49It's going to separate us from the family.
00:21:50And on behalf of my City era, suggest they don't do it.
00:21:53But subtly, Santi, subtly.
00:21:56Let's see.
00:21:58From your husbands, going to the countryside is absolutely forbidden.
00:22:01You're delusional, Santi.
00:22:02No, no, no, no, you're not delusional, just orders.
00:22:04Orders!
00:22:05Excuse me, did you say orders?
00:22:06Orders have been given.
00:22:08So, you know where I shove your orders?
00:22:12Jaime, sign us up, Candela and I are going.
00:22:16Diego, Diego.
00:22:19Guys, as your boss, I have gathered you here to tell you that the king of the scavenger hunt is back.
00:22:26Come on, I'll stay...
00:22:27Yes, yes, but guess what the best news is?
00:22:30Well, since my parents are going to be out all weekend, we have the house to ourselves, those of us who signed up, right?
00:22:36Oh, I do!
00:22:37They don't know in Argentina how much I remembered you with such nostalgia for these afternoons and evenings shared with you.
00:22:45It was terrible...
00:22:46Don't be a pain, come on.
00:22:48Okay, let's get down to business, taking it.
00:22:49Okay, Friday, 7 pm, Ice Palace.
00:22:53And then we devoured a cheeseburger.
00:22:58Very good, option approved.
00:23:00Great, and afterwards a little party at home all together here, huh?
00:23:02Yes, let's see, let's see.
00:23:04There was an amusement park.
00:23:07And then we devoured a cheeseburger.
00:23:10Okay, approved too.
00:23:12And then another time out, all together at home, in love and companionship.
00:23:16Sunday, water park.
00:23:20Hey, and then we'll devour another cheeseburger.
00:23:24Well, look, right?
00:23:24Better a pizza.
00:23:26Hey, yeah, huh?
00:23:27Everything is earned by you.
00:23:29But what's wrong, Maitre?
00:23:30Doesn't he know how to knock on the door or what?
00:23:31What do you want?
00:23:32Nothing.
00:23:33Hey, remember that we have to make breakfast tomorrow, okay?
00:23:36Ah, okay.
00:23:36Work hard for it, because otherwise we'll miss out on going to the beach.
00:23:38Come on, yes, yes, come on.
00:23:41Hey, Mille, what's up?
00:23:43Doesn't he know you're not going to Mojaca?
00:23:44No, she doesn't know yet that neither she nor I are going.
00:23:48But hey, when they give us some for breakfast tomorrow, he'll realize.
00:23:51Hey, let's get to Monday.
00:23:54Hey, on Monday, because on Monday I want puppies.
00:23:56And I don't want any laughter.
00:23:57Hello.
00:24:11If possible, I'd like to know where the chinchilla is whistling because it has to go to Barcelona.
00:24:32Damn kid, is it so bad that it happens outside? Sorry
00:24:44hello
00:24:50Here goes
00:24:56How romantic it is that our first anniversary
00:25:02Don't go to Barcelona, come on, I have to go Marcos, but I promise you that when I get back we'll celebrate.
00:25:10Okay, yes, I'm sorry, he gave it away.
00:25:16Well, surprise, which is kind of a surprise, you know.
00:25:32do you like it
00:25:40and
00:25:48and my gift
00:25:54Just a moment
00:26:04Where are you? What's up? He has to go to Barcelona, dude.
00:26:12And the chinchilla, yes, I have her here with me, but not because she's nervous, she's nervous, but come on, you entertain her a little.
00:26:20and
00:26:29cold cold
00:26:37cold
00:26:43No
00:26:55Hot, hot, warm, warm, warm, cold.
00:27:03Marcos, was it hot before?
00:27:05If it was hot, it can't be cold.
00:27:07No.
00:27:07I don't want to play anymore, come on.
00:27:10I spy with my little eye.
00:27:11What do you think of the I Spy game?
00:27:12Okay, I have a little gift that's in a certain place.
00:27:14Why is Leti starting the site?
00:27:15Marcos, darling, I'm leaving in five minutes, really.
00:27:20You haven't bought me anything, have you?
00:27:23Yes, yes I bought it from you, yes.
00:27:25Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh!
00:27:27Let me go! Let me go for your life!
00:27:29Marcos, seriously, it's not the end of the world if you haven't bought me the gift, really.
00:27:32No, it's not that, Eva, it's that...
00:27:34That's not it, really, that...
00:27:36I just don't want you to leave.
00:27:38Oh, silly girl, neither am I.
00:27:41I have to go, my child.
00:27:43Look, we'll do one thing.
00:27:44Will you give it to me when I get back? Okay?
00:27:47Come on.
00:27:49No, no, no, don't go, go on.
00:27:51Oh, I'm late.
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:00You want your gift, don't you?
00:28:03Do you want it?
00:28:04Well, what...?
00:28:04Well, you're going to be speechless.
00:28:06You're going to stay.
00:28:07Just a moment, okay?
00:28:07You're going to stay.
00:28:15You're going to pull a fast one at the end, the whole shebang, listen.
00:28:27Stud!
00:28:28It was there, on the door hanger.
00:28:30Oh really?
00:28:31I haven't seen it.
00:28:35Are you nervous yet?
00:28:36Yes, yes, yes.
00:28:37Dale.
00:28:41What's that?
00:28:43A chinchilla, isn't it?
00:28:45Marcos, a dead chinchilla.
00:28:47Dead?
00:28:48No, man, no.
00:28:48She'll be fast asleep.
00:28:49Marcos, who is stiff.
00:28:51No?
00:28:51No way.
00:28:53Have you fed him?
00:28:55I don't know.
00:28:57And what about drinks?
00:28:58I don't know either.
00:29:00Damn it, Marcos, if you don't know how to treat animals, don't buy them, poor thing.
00:29:03Hey, wait a minute, Eva, okay?
00:29:04What, what, let me see, chinchilla.
00:29:07Okay, Marcos...
00:29:08Damn, she's dead.
00:29:12You cannot use it as a book rest.
00:29:14It's not funny, dude.
00:29:18Honestly, it's not funny at all, seriously, it's...
00:29:21Eve.
00:29:21I'm leaving, Marcos, I can't see him.
00:29:23No, I'm sorry, I really don't.
00:29:24Good morning darling.
00:29:44And the travel bag, that one, that package?
00:29:47For the yoga retreat.
00:29:49I'm leaving after class.
00:29:50Yes, but, but, but, we agreed that you were going to leave, right?
00:29:53No, sorry.
00:29:55That's what you ended up in.
00:29:56Lucia, please come to your senses, you can't go on that retreat, please.
00:29:59Look, Diego, please, I don't like it one bit.
00:30:01Tell me what I can and cannot do.
00:30:02And much less in front of other people, like she did.
00:30:05You're right, okay, okay, okay.
00:30:06In other words, you can't say this in front of other people...
00:30:07No, no, no, what's more, you're right and I apologize.
00:30:09In other words, it's not all my fault.
00:30:10Okay, I apologize.
00:30:12Okay, that's it, you don't need to leave.
00:30:14Look, Diego, I'm leaving.
00:30:14Oh, I need to disconnect, relax a little.
00:30:17Yes, but, but, let's see, Lucia, I'll take you here where I make needy people.
00:30:20I mean, listen to me, listen to me, let's see.
00:30:22I get the impression that these people aren't exactly trustworthy, do you?
00:30:25What's more, no, and I didn't want to tell you this, no, what's more, it's possible it's a cult...
00:30:29From a bad, bad sect.
00:30:32A bad cult?
00:30:32Bad, yes, yes, yes.
00:30:33But seriously, where did you get that idea?
00:30:35Didn't you think it was great that I went to yoga yesterday?
00:30:37Because he was misinformed, Lucia, he was misinformed.
00:30:39No, no, no, but Santi told me he's on that tomato show, right?
00:30:43Well, a gymnast who apparently left her children's husband, why?
00:30:46Because they captured her.
00:30:47No, she started with yoga and tai chi, and then they caught on to her.
00:30:50And they leave their minds blank, I mean, you're left with your mind completely blank, and they capture them.
00:30:53They captured her.
00:30:54Your brother, that hick, has definitely got you, sorry.
00:30:56Yoga is not a cult.
00:30:58It is an ancient discipline that is followed by a lot of people all over the world.
00:31:02And also, it's very good for people who are stressed, it's very good.
00:31:04It has many benefits.
00:31:05Well, no, no, no, he's right.
00:31:07Yes, that's it.
00:31:08No, no, if it's thousands of years old, well, that's fine, but it's great, yes.
00:31:11Okay, that sounds great to me, yes.
00:31:14But do you really think these people are honest?
00:31:17Oh, Diego, don't be a normal person like me.
00:31:20Stressed, as I told you, she's looking for a little peace and harmony.
00:31:22And I won't continue.
00:31:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:24Please listen to me, Lucia.
00:31:25Well, if the thing is that they are looking for peace and harmony, then I think that's great.
00:31:28If you're looking for peace and harmony, well, tranquility is what you need.
00:31:31Yes indeed.
00:31:32The moment you see me, you call me and I'll be there in a flash.
00:31:36A little kiss.
00:31:45But, but, Villa, I told you to turn the fire down, mate, it's burning you.
00:31:48I feel, my friends, that I don't have to...
00:31:49And your toast is going to burn, you animal.
00:31:51How poor I am, you're all blacker than a glittery armpit, huh?
00:31:54Dude, come on, man, put in a little effort or we'll miss out on the long weekend.
00:31:57And scrape it, suck it, yes.
00:31:59To your sisters, my lady escalata.
00:32:05What are you doing?
00:32:07Nothing.
00:32:07It's scratching me here.
00:32:11Here it goes.
00:32:11Here it goes.
00:32:11Here it goes.
00:32:11But what are you doing?
00:32:12Guillo, attacking the sink again.
00:32:14But, what about him?
00:32:14What am I talking about, my son?
00:32:15I speak Chinese.
00:32:16No, Dad, it's just that the sisters had burned their clothes.
00:32:17What do you mean, taken?
00:32:18But, well, they're like they're burned.
00:32:21No, no, but I'm saying that I'll give them some bad ones.
00:32:24What's up?
00:32:25Don't touch that bad woman, for God's sake, or you'll end up fried.
00:32:28Oh my God.
00:32:28With water, nothing electrical, nearby.
00:32:30Very good, very good, son.
00:32:31And you are very bad.
00:32:32In other words, I'll raise you like a cross.
00:32:33Two more and the beach's gone.
00:32:34No, no, no, no, but, Diego, let's see.
00:32:36This system is not fair.
00:32:37I haven't done anything.
00:32:38And if I haven't done anything, okay?
00:32:39Oh dear, we're getting along again.
00:32:41Wow, what a kitchen!
00:32:42I don't think that...
00:32:43It's just that you haven't stopped taking things away, Valeria.
00:32:45No.
00:32:46Sorry, it's a tracksuit.
00:32:47I'm fed up with high heels and miniskirts.
00:32:49So from today onwards, get comfortable.
00:32:51Do you like it?
00:32:52To school?
00:32:52In a tracksuit?
00:32:53Well, I don't know, daughter, because you, of course, have always been very elegant.
00:32:58Oh my God!
00:32:59Oh my God, Varga, he made me do what...
00:33:00How is this?
00:33:01Well, it's serious, but it's like he's being taken for a ride.
00:33:03Well, yes, look, I agree with you, Mom.
00:33:05I have help.
00:33:06Whose turn is it today?
00:33:07Guía and Tete, right?
00:33:08Yes, yes, I've already put a cross on them.
00:33:10But hey, that's not the bad part.
00:33:11The bad thing is that they've made a mess of everything and on top of that we don't have breakfast.
00:33:13Okay, if you want, I'll go get some churros.
00:33:14Come on, run and get some churros, Lucia loves them.
00:33:16Come on.
00:33:16No, no, no, don't even bother, Guille, I'm going to have some juice at school.
00:33:19Besides, churros have too much fat for me.
00:33:22That?
00:33:23Let's see.
00:33:24Hey?
00:33:24Did you see?
00:33:24What's happening?
00:33:25I'm also to blame for the churros having fat.
00:33:26How much of it is your fault?
00:33:27Of everything?
00:33:28What's wrong with you?
00:33:29Did I not sleep well?
00:33:31No, no, no.
00:33:33Marcos, dude, I haven't been up until nightfall.
00:33:35I don't care if you leave me alone, dude.
00:33:36Let me explain it to you.
00:33:37I'm not going to listen to you, Raúl.
00:33:39Hey Marcos, dude, are you going to get so worked up over a chinchilla?
00:33:41So, you're an idiot, huh?
00:33:44It was my anniversary with Eva, Raúl, do you understand?
00:33:46Do you know who Eva is?
00:33:47Yes, that girl, the brunette, who loves chinchillas.
00:33:49Yes.
00:33:50Hooray!
00:33:51Raúl, chinchillas, live.
00:33:53Not doormats, cheeses like mojama.
00:33:57What happened?
00:33:59You find it funny, don't you?
00:34:00No, no, no, no, it was an accident, Marcos.
00:34:04Hey, the licho didn't come with a leaflet.
00:34:06You don't care about anything, do you, Raúl?
00:34:12No, no.
00:34:13No, it's the same, it's the same.
00:34:15Maybe you want to ruin my relationship with Eva because you want to sleep with her again, right?
00:34:21Hey, that's a low blow, okay?
00:34:24Marcos, damn it, man, I'm sorry, dude.
00:34:26That it was unintentional, that it was an accident, that I didn't want to do it.
00:34:28I don't know how to tell you.
00:34:31I'm just fed up with forgiving you already, Raúl, man.
00:34:35It's always the same, you know?
00:34:35You do things and then, oh, I'm sorry, Marcos!
00:34:38Oh, forgive me, Marcos!
00:34:39I feel this way without meaning to.
00:34:42Go to hell, go on.
00:34:44Marcos, dude!
00:34:45Bad vibes, bad vibes.
00:34:47It's true, man, I'm an idiot, dude.
00:34:50Now, you wouldn't believe how angry that rat got, would you?
00:34:53Now you can laugh, man.
00:34:54What do I do with Marcos now?
00:34:56Look, let's see.
00:34:58A blackberry stain, huh?
00:34:59With another green entourage.
00:35:02Why has he died again, has he re-imposed?
00:35:04That?
00:35:05But if you've killed this chinchilla, then just give it another one, that's all.
00:35:09Sure, sure.
00:35:11Do you have more chinchillas?
00:35:13Robes pie.
00:35:14The monkey.
00:35:15Do you want to sort things out with Marcos?
00:35:17No no.
00:35:18But the monkey isn't for sale.
00:35:19But nobody told you that we have to buy it.
00:35:24Are you going to steal it?
00:35:25And I'll tell you how.
00:35:28Look, before four o'clock, the store was always empty.
00:35:31But at four o'clock, like clockwork, Doña Paquita always arrives, who is the perfect witness.
00:35:38Hello, good afternoon.
00:35:40He came to see the parrots.
00:35:41She's a silly old woman who comes to see the parrot every day.
00:35:45Well, at that moment you come in, wearing a balaclava, and pretend you have a gun in your pocket.
00:35:49Well, you have to be really scary, I mean, scary as hell.
00:35:52Who from such a world?
00:35:54And don't you look at me!
00:35:58Don't look at me!
00:36:00You!
00:36:01The monkey in the bag!
00:36:03Come on!
00:36:04Come on!
00:36:11Don't let him look at me!
00:36:19No, no, he doesn't want anything else!
00:36:23I don't want anything else!
00:36:25Pasta, order me pasta!
00:36:27No way, pasta is mud!
00:36:28No, no, no, no, it has to look real, man, otherwise we'll get caught!
00:36:35There I have it, both violently and allegorically!
00:36:43Don't let him look at me!
00:36:44I've got it now, son!
00:36:48I've hurt you a lot!
00:36:50Note: the grand finale for the bridge.
00:36:52Groby Gras' concert was amazing!
00:36:54No!
00:36:54So little, but amazing, huh!
00:36:56What day is it?
00:36:57Monday at 8 in Chueca.
00:36:58Okay, okay, but before that...
00:37:00Yes, before that we had another cheeseburger.
00:37:02Well, a little dog.
00:37:04Okay, fine.
00:37:05Wow, what a great plan.
00:37:07And give me one thing.
00:37:08Guille, how are things going with you?
00:37:10So, did you get all the blades or...
00:37:12Guys, I'm out of two blades, but come on.
00:37:14He's just broken up with me this afternoon.
00:37:16Okay, let's get to the music.
00:37:17Okay, fine.
00:37:18From moon to 10.
00:37:19Let's see, let's see, let's see.
00:37:20One, two, three, and...
00:37:22One, two, three, four, five.
00:37:28That?
00:37:29That?
00:37:30That?
00:37:31I think Guille is shirking his household chores so you can stay here.
00:37:35That?
00:37:37Amusement park, water park...
00:37:40Guille wants you to be punished so he can stay here in Madrid, partying.
00:37:43Damn, I'm going to miss out on going to the beach.
00:37:46And now, of all times, I had a perfect moment.
00:37:49Well, man, so...
00:37:51I don't know, says your mother.
00:37:52No way, girl, I just can't, because "chavales" is also a cross.
00:37:58Well, don't despair.
00:38:00What we need to do now is think...
00:38:01Think and be creative.
00:38:03And what's more, look, they're having a great time with the recorder.
00:38:07Come on, work!
00:38:27Wow!
00:38:27Who left you in the bathroom, Teté?
00:38:31Mother, you can even eat in the bidet.
00:38:33Wow!
00:38:33Well, go downstairs and get the plate of lentils.
00:38:35What are you eating here, man?
00:38:37Let's see, work.
00:38:38The operation begins, I cry.
00:38:41Goes?
00:38:41We're going to start subtracting what goes into a penis.
00:38:43Look.
00:38:44Take.
00:38:45Take.
00:38:45Hmm!
00:38:46That's lovely!
00:38:48Hmm!
00:38:50And one more as a little gift.
00:38:52Come on, work, start suffering.
00:39:03Rich and shitty.
00:39:05What a wonderful smell!
00:39:12Hey, Curro, go outside, please.
00:39:16What? Are you messing with a bad post, or not?
00:39:18I don't know what you're talking about, Magitere.
00:39:20Look, Guille, I've seen the scavenger hunt sheet and I know you want to stay here, so stop pretending.
00:39:24Very good, smart girl.
00:39:26But oh well, what can you do?
00:39:28I'm really blown away by you.
00:39:30I was so looking forward to going to the beach, and then you go and ruin it for me.
00:39:33Well, that's what collateral damage is all about, isn't it?
00:39:35But hey, if you want, you can join our celebration plan and...
00:39:39and leave that ghost of Humberto alone on the beach.
00:39:42Okay, then...
00:39:43Do you admit that you are deliberately doing the tasks wrong?
00:39:46Yes, I admit that I'm doing it wrong on purpose.
00:39:51To stay in Santa Justa?
00:39:53Yeah.
00:39:54Hey, Magitere, I don't know if it's just me or what, but you're starting to repeat yourself more than a chorizo sandwich, huh?
00:39:58Yes, that's your impression.
00:40:00Psst!
00:40:00Magitere.
00:40:01That?
00:40:02Come here for a moment.
00:40:04I'm going to give you a little something.
00:40:05One thing.
00:40:06What are you doing?
00:40:07Hey, he won't even let me touch my breasts, huh?
00:40:09That's what you want...
00:40:10Oh!
00:40:12Bring the recorder here, Magitere.
00:40:14We already know each other, man.
00:40:15Yes, it's been many years.
00:40:17And besides, since you always use the same method, well...
00:40:20I don't know how you move it.
00:40:20Come on!
00:40:21Let's eat!
00:40:21Let's eat!
00:40:23What are you doing here?
00:40:24So, what are you doing?
00:40:25Wait, wait.
00:40:27So what?
00:40:28Don't you have to clean?
00:40:29Let's see...
00:40:30Stay out.
00:40:32Get out of there.
00:40:32Get out of there.
00:40:33God, what asthma, for God's sake.
00:40:36But what pigs you are, Magitere.
00:40:37But that's not pooping or defecating.
00:40:39That's spit, pig.
00:40:40What does it mean to "espurrear" and "tener toda la mierda"?
00:40:42Look, I'm fed up with you.
00:40:43I'm fed up with both of you.
00:40:44Stay still.
00:40:45You have another blade.
00:40:46That?
00:40:46That makes two.
00:40:47Not a chance.
00:40:48But...
00:40:48The third one, goodbye to the beach.
00:40:50Diego, please.
00:40:50Clean that up.
00:40:50Neither Diego, please, nor anything else.
00:40:51Clean that up.
00:40:54Aren't you stupid?
00:40:54What's happening?
00:40:55Well, that's it, Magitere.
00:40:56Now you go, you crack it and you've got your third tap, huh?
00:41:00I don't know what he's done in the bathroom.
00:41:08He lent it to me, kid.
00:41:09No way?
00:41:10Yes, the Lamao.
00:41:11Where have you been?
00:41:12Okay, you've already gone to accompany the girls to the bus.
00:41:16They were going into retirement.
00:41:17Retirement?
00:41:19Well, how naive.
00:41:20Look, look what I've prepared for you.
00:41:23I brought it from home.
00:41:24It's already Sunday.
00:41:27Hey?
00:41:27Look, huh?
00:41:28Spain, paradise of the sixth.
00:41:30Yes, yes, it's marked here.
00:41:32Okay.
00:41:33Conditions for being captured by a sixth.
00:41:37Going through a time of crisis, stress, and anxiety.
00:41:41There you have it.
00:41:42The first one to the forehead.
00:41:44You were telling me that Lucia was stressed?
00:41:45You said it, that I was stressed.
00:41:47Yes, I said it, you said it.
00:41:49Changes in the habits of sectarians.
00:41:52Those captured usually show sudden changes in musical tastes and leisure activities.
00:41:57What is Lucia?
00:41:57What is Lucia?
00:41:57What is Lucia?
00:41:57What is Lucia?
00:41:57What is Lucia?
00:41:57What is Lucia?
00:41:57What is Lucia?
00:41:58What is Lucia?
00:41:58What is Lucia?
00:41:58In diet, in the way of dressing, in sexual behavior.
00:42:03As?
00:42:05In sexual behavior?
00:42:07What's happening?
00:42:09No, that...
00:42:11Well, Candela and I have always played the one on Thursdays.
00:42:16And yesterday, which is not, but without tone and sound.
00:42:19And what about you?
00:42:20You haven't noticed anything strange.
00:42:21Well, no, we're going like this, nothing.
00:42:24Well, but Lucía didn't want churros, which is what she likes, right?
00:42:31We left nothing.
00:42:31And what has he gone to do for work in Chandar?
00:42:33In chandar.
00:42:33In chandar, my very careful one, to work.
00:42:35So there you have it, they take them to the countryside, in a chandar, to isolate them from the family nucleus.
00:42:40To isolate them.
00:42:41Come on, Santi, don't talk nonsense.
00:42:43How are they going to isolate them?
00:42:44Well, that's what mobile phones are for.
00:42:46How are they going to isolate you with a mobile phone?
00:42:48Sorry.
00:42:53Milk.
00:42:54That?
00:42:55A message from Lucía saying that...
00:42:57The person in charge of the retreat and all that told them they had to turn off their cell phones.
00:43:02Oh.
00:43:03That's what I say, Diego.
00:43:05Oh dear.
00:43:06Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:43:07Well, we shouldn't be so cynical.
00:43:09So, turning off mobile phones will be for the purpose of...
00:43:12so that there is more relaxation and that will be for relaxation.
00:43:15Relaxation?
00:43:16Is that why they're going to turn off mobile phones?
00:43:18Do you know why people turn off their cell phones?
00:43:19To better eat their heads or whatever dared.
00:43:23What are you saying?
00:43:24Sexual insects.
00:43:26They don't just poop them out, they also poop them out.
00:43:29Damn it, don't say that.
00:43:30I'm so pissed off because I'm turning my eye away.
00:43:32Don't tell me that, because you make me doubt and I do doubt.
00:43:37We're going there, to such and such a coast.
00:43:42Raul, leave me alone, man.
00:43:46God, Marcos!
00:43:49Okay, dude, I'm leaving. No nose, but I'm leaving.
00:43:51But listen to me.
00:43:55Listen to me, please accept this.
00:43:57As a gift, as an apology.
00:44:01A backpack?
00:44:01Yeah.
00:44:02Okay, open it, open it.
00:44:05With all my love.
00:44:07What? Are you crazy?
00:44:14Yes, I'm blown away.
00:44:16Raul, you're out of your mind.
00:44:20You've ruined the monkey too.
00:44:21What are you saying?
00:44:23Damn, it's not moving?
00:44:26But I was doing all that homework jumping around, dude.
00:44:28Sure, maybe because he needed to breathe, Raúl.
00:44:30Like a bird's or something, right?
00:44:33A little bit of water.
00:44:34It hasn't turned upside down, has it? With the water.
00:44:37Let's see if it's going to be like the gremlins.
00:44:38Rópez.
00:44:40Raul, grab the monkey and put it in here.
00:44:41Already.
00:44:42Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:44:43Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:44:43Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:44:43Come on, come on, come on.
00:44:43Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:44:44Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:44:46Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:44:50Come on, sweetie.
00:44:51Hey, I know a lot of monkeys, you know?
00:44:53The little nun, eh, in the middle.
00:44:55Do you know Medio?
00:44:56Hey?
00:44:57And to Maguila Gorila and Mono Burgos.
00:44:59Do you know him?
00:44:59Raul.
00:44:59Hey?
00:45:00Raul, stop talking to the monkey, okay?
00:45:02But you're quiet, kid, shut up, because the beasts are giving birth to more.
00:45:04You'll see, man.
00:45:05Come on, come on.
00:45:06Come on, come on.
00:45:08Come on, come on.
00:45:08Come on, come on.
00:45:12Shit.
00:45:12Let's see if this monkey has rabies.
00:45:14Pain for Nismo!
00:45:15It's cooler than Madrid, but look how pleasant and peaceful this place is.
00:45:20And the people.
00:45:21Look, look at these wonderful people.
00:45:22Of course.
00:45:23What sex, what bullshit.
00:45:24Here there is peace and harmony, Fiti.
00:45:25Of course, mostly it's not a sex cult or a sex cult.
00:45:28Give me, no.
00:45:29Let's go before they see us and get angry, because I don't want any more drama with my girl.
00:45:32Come on, let's go.
00:45:32Stay still, stay still!
00:45:34Look at them.
00:45:35There it is.
00:45:35Yeah.
00:45:36Hey?
00:45:37That?
00:45:38Is it or isn't it a sex cult?
00:45:40No, Santi, for God's sake, it's not a sect.
00:45:41No way, man, no.
00:45:42The problem is that we have a dirty mindset, and because we have a dirty mindset, we misinterpret.
00:45:46And since we misunderstood...
00:45:47You think?
00:45:48Do you think the little hands are where they are, huh?
00:45:51Look at it.
00:45:51Now he's going for my candle.
00:45:53That he's touching her butt, all the soft parts, that I...
00:45:55No, no, no!
00:45:56Santi, Santi, Santi!
00:45:58Calm down, Santi, calm down.
00:45:59Remember, Fiti, about sight.
00:46:01Remember.
00:46:01They don't fit, so why do they fit?
00:46:02We have to go for it and make the move.
00:46:05They want to capture her, they want to capture her and taste her.
00:46:08We have to get her out!
00:46:08No, no!
00:46:09We have to get her out!
00:46:09No, please listen to me!
00:46:10We're going to screw up like always, Fiti.
00:46:12That we always screw up, that nothing happens.
00:46:13Relax.
00:46:14What the hell do we do?
00:46:14What do we do?
00:46:15What do we do?
00:46:16Shh!
00:46:17Candela, please tell me that what I'm seeing is a hallucination.
00:46:21My blood has rushed to my head from the exercise because I'm not going to be.
00:46:25You wish.
00:46:34But what are you doing here?
00:46:35Well, we've come...
00:46:36The three of us have come to sign up.
00:46:38Ah, very good.
00:46:39Yes, let's sign up, we've seen the three rings and we said, wow, let's go there.
00:46:43And we have said, let's take advantage of the benefits of yoga like so many millions of others.
00:46:46of people in the world.
00:46:47And clear your mind, okay?
00:46:50Already.
00:46:51Very good.
00:46:52Shall we take this off?
00:46:53I don't know.
00:46:54And so we begin, shall we?
00:46:55Come on!
00:46:55Oh, damn, I'd stop on a train!
00:46:57God.
00:46:58Long live the May Bridge's chincana!
00:47:03Now it's your turn to go and say, "Hooray!"
00:47:07Hey guys, what's wrong with you?
00:47:09All the shit is gone, Ixe.
00:47:10My uncles are coming from Argentina and my mom won't let me leave the house.
00:47:14And my daughter has already gotten sick and we have to go see the village.
00:47:16But there are no hamburger restaurants in the town.
00:47:18And my father wants me to help him take inventory at the store.
00:47:20Come on, guys, it's a fruit shop.
00:47:23You're kidding, right?
00:47:26That?
00:47:27But, but, why aren't you coming to Mojácar and why?
00:47:30I don't know, my parents have told me that we're short on money and that we're in trouble at Santa Justa.
00:47:34But...
00:47:35Well, I've arranged to meet up.
00:47:36Hey, I'm sorry.
00:47:37What's the matter?
00:47:42What's wrong with me?
00:47:42Well, I don't want to go to the beach anymore.
00:47:44Well then, they'll have to take me to the beach, because I'm not going to stay here alone for the whole long weekend.
00:47:47Well, but that's very easy.
00:47:48You just have to avoid being put in third gear, that's it.
00:47:52Yeah, man, but the bad thing is that this place is dirtier than a chicken coop's perch.
00:47:55No, that's the least of it, you'll see how the fat-fighting miracle arrives soon, Maritere.
00:48:01This one in a flash leaves everything spotless.
00:48:03Guille has already taken care of leaving everything like a garbage dump, hasn't he?
00:48:06Well, that's it, we just need to give it a little bit of time.
00:48:08Sure, and then they put the third cross on you and you don't go to the beach.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Take a chance, are you a pro?
00:48:14We're going to eat a cheeseburger.
00:48:18I've given you a rabies vaccine.
00:48:20And now you'll be here for a while to see if we need to add anything else.
00:48:23Yes, I'm going to have to get it because I'm starting to feel terrible.
00:48:26If I listen to myself a little, which is to say, I could listen to myself here because I...
00:48:35Did you see? She was speechless.
00:48:42Look, look, the nurse is so hot.
00:48:45This is what you lose, kid.
00:48:47Well, well, how are you all? Marcos?
00:48:49Marcos?
00:48:51Hi, Marcos.
00:48:52Chucky asks, "How are we?"
00:48:54I told them, "Like some young bulls."
00:48:55What, are there some young bulls? Like the ones in Madrid.
00:48:59What's wrong with this prince, dude?
00:49:01Well, he's more of a bastard than a monkey.
00:49:04Lost rabioto, which is.
00:49:05Fuck off.
00:49:07I'll fix this, just give me the shirt.
00:49:09Excuse me, can I leave now?
00:49:38You still have to wait a little longer. We're almost finished.
00:49:48Damn, kid.
00:49:49I wouldn't do this again even with the comedy festival, kid.
00:49:52No, what do you mean no, kid? I've got to mark that one on my buddy and he's going to stay that way, okay?
00:49:55And if joy doesn't work, then we move on to sorrow.
00:49:59What's the greatest sorrow in the world? Chuqui? Huh? Losing a friend?
00:50:03Yes, of course, of course. If you take a walk around there, you can get me some of those fizzy ones.
00:50:11My circulation is cutting off in my legs, Viti.
00:50:26Yes, tell me about it. I still have the strangled snack.
00:50:31These clothes aren't meant to be worn.
00:50:33But it's all just talk, and he's going to keep an eye on the satyr.
00:50:37I'm feeling unwell there.
00:50:39These guys are going to give me a heart attack.
00:50:41In case, as if they weren't there.
00:50:42Okay, let's get started with the breathing exercises.
00:50:46With the thumb of the right hand, we cover the right nostril, palm open, fingers pointing upwards.
00:50:52We inhale in four counts, we pause in eight, we exhale in sixteen.
00:51:06Diego, what's wrong?
00:51:07It made me dizzy.
00:51:08That?
00:51:09That I'm making her feel unwell, that she's gotten dizzy.
00:51:10Yes, a ham, a little bit or something.
00:51:12It's overventilated you, your mate and rest.
00:51:14No, no, no, I prefer to go outside for some fresh air.
00:51:16I'll go with you.
00:51:17Well, this patchouli you're using here is from hell.
00:51:19Come on, let's go.
00:51:20Come on, let's go.
00:51:20Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:51:40This is supposed to relieve stress, right?
00:51:42My God.
00:51:44Well, one of them is driving me crazy.
00:51:47Well, well, Jaime is behaving himself, huh?
00:51:50Fitis, I've told you, we have dirty looks, man, I mean, come on, this isn't about sex.
00:51:54And do you know why it's not about sex?
00:51:55The way they put them in there, it's impossible that even God won't do anything afterwards.
00:51:58So, it's not about sex.
00:52:00Come on, the program, let's see.
00:52:05Friday, today, for example, at 7, yoga and breathing.
00:52:09And at 8, meditation.
00:52:11Tomorrow, at 9 a.m., you're screwed.
00:52:14The death of the ego, what is this?
00:52:16The death of the ego is...
00:52:19I mean, I've heard it, I mean, death is clearly about death.
00:52:23And as for the ego thing, to me, well, it sounds like a dead end, I couldn't really say.
00:52:26The ego is like, what's this about the ego?
00:52:27Please, miss, we have a question here, about tomorrow.
00:52:33The death of the ego, ego, this word, what does it mean?
00:52:36I.
00:52:37You?
00:52:37No, ego is the Latin for I.
00:52:40Already.
00:52:41Ah, ah, ah, correct.
00:52:43Thank you.
00:52:43Thank you, thank you very much.
00:52:48Fiti.
00:52:50If the death of the ego is the death of the self, that is, I mean, if I die...
00:52:58Lego?
00:52:59If the death of the ego is the death of the self...
00:53:01That?
00:53:02Self-destruction?
00:53:03Suicide?
00:53:05Is...
00:53:05Suicide.
00:53:07No, no, it's suicide.
00:53:08No, no, no, it can't be.
00:53:09What do you mean, no?
00:53:09No, no, no, it's not suicide.
00:53:11I say, it wasn't a sex cult, it's a self-destructive cult.
00:53:14They're going to blow themselves up here tomorrow at nine, damn it.
00:53:17Does it say so here?
00:53:19God, the death of the ego, relaxation.
00:53:25What is he doing? What is he doing? What is he doing?
00:53:26No, what should you do?
00:53:27It's a drawing, miss.
00:53:28What are the topics of Llato?
00:53:29Well, that's why it's over.
00:53:32Okay, that's it, guys.
00:53:34If I don't get there, I can't risk my father putting me up for sale.
00:53:36So, let's clean up, guys.
00:53:39What do you mean, "are we going?"
00:53:40What do you mean, clean?
00:53:41But what do you mean, "boys"?
00:53:43You wouldn't want to leave me alone with all this, would you?
00:53:45Well.
00:53:45See you later, Guille.
00:53:46Okay, bye, see you later, dude.
00:53:48Okay, good luck.
00:53:50Okay, okay, okay.
00:53:50Wait a moment.
00:53:56Ten euros per person.
00:53:58Well.
00:54:00Am I going to make some?
00:54:01That's much more expensive.
00:54:01Thank you, friends.
00:54:14A pleasure.
00:54:15Thank you.
00:54:16Bye.
00:54:19Very good, kid.
00:54:23Come on, let's go home now.
00:54:25Come on.
00:54:25Andule.
00:54:26See you later.
00:54:26Leave me alone, that's just how it is.
00:54:41But...
00:54:41Oh, how strange.
00:54:43Did you clean it, Guille?
00:54:44Guille?
00:54:45Come on, please.
00:54:47That kind of professional work doesn't exist.
00:54:49It must have been my grandmother.
00:54:51Come on, help me.
00:54:52That?
00:54:52Well, since I'm going to do it, I'll get my third blade.
00:54:57At full speed, at full speed, I'm going at full speed.
00:55:02Full speed ahead, full speed ahead, full speed ahead, don't act like a star.
00:55:08Full speed ahead, full speed ahead, if you don't stop me, my star.
00:55:14I almost ran you over because I'm here for you.
00:55:17Yes, yes.
00:55:17Diego, Diego, here now.
00:55:38Nothing.
00:55:39Don't worry.
00:55:41I've been looking around and there's no sign of sexual harassment.
00:55:45What's wrong with him?
00:55:46Is he still sick?
00:55:47No, not bad, terrible.
00:55:49Santi, who is much worse than we thought.
00:55:51It's not a sex cult, it's a suicide cult.
00:55:53Tomorrow at nine o'clock they're all going to blow themselves up here together.
00:55:56Okay, man, what, what, what.
00:55:57Yes, Santi, yes, Citi is right.
00:55:59Yes, like remember how cool, cool, that's in America.
00:56:01Guaco, guaco, that also happened.
00:56:03Why is that? How do you know?
00:56:04How do we know?
00:56:05Because with her it's perfect, damn it.
00:56:06They've managed to get him on a show with just a couple of guys.
00:56:08Here it comes, there it is.
00:56:08Tomorrow, Saturday, at nine in the morning, the death of the ego.
00:56:11In other words, from the ego of the self.
00:56:13They put it in Latin to mislead.
00:56:14But this is suicide, damn it.
00:56:16A collective suicide.
00:56:17What, dude?
00:56:18And here I was relaxing with that yoga crap?
00:56:21What was I telling you?
00:56:22This is a bad, bad cult.
00:56:26Hi there.
00:56:27Hi how are things?
00:56:31The flower of life.
00:56:33This one is the same age as my Raúl.
00:56:34So what do we do now? What do we do?
00:56:36Well, let's take our women and leave here begging.
00:56:39But now, like hell.
00:56:40It's not that easy, don't you see they're castrated, they're castrated.
00:56:42Well, we showed them the brochure, which they can still read, I suppose.
00:56:45And here it is, it says it very clearly.
00:56:47But what if they want to self-immolate?
00:56:49Don't be an idiot, how could Lucia self-immolate?
00:56:51Because?
00:56:52Because she has five children, please.
00:56:53And the people from Waku Waku would have children too, right?
00:56:56Yes indeed.
00:56:57Well, that's it.
00:56:58Tonight.
00:56:59Come on, we rat it and that's it.
00:57:00And we watered ourselves.
00:57:00And if they no longer want to, and if they put up physical resistance, everyone here will know.
00:57:05Good.
00:57:06The best way is to get them out with lies.
00:57:09With lies.
00:57:09What's the matter?
00:57:37What's the matter?
00:57:38Marcos, Marcos, Marcos.
00:57:39Marcos, he's leaving us, he's leaving us, he's leaving us, look.
00:57:42Raul, Raul, uncle.
00:57:43Rage, rage.
00:57:45But he's already been vaccinated, dude?
00:57:47You diseases, my father.
00:57:48Chiqui, go get the nurse.
00:57:50Raúl, hey, dude, Raúl, please, Raúl, Raúl, it's me, yes, Marcos, I'm here, I'm your best friend.
00:57:54Raul, please wake up, Raul, Raul, don't go, man.
00:57:56Raul, don't go, okay? I'm not leaving, I'm not leaving.
00:57:59I'm not leaving.
00:58:00That's it.
00:58:01If you ask me, I'll stay.
00:58:02But what happened?
00:58:05I've got some effervescent gum, miss, sorry, I just can't control myself, sometimes...
00:58:09Well, here's the discharge papers.
00:58:11You can leave whenever you want.
00:58:13There's nothing wrong with the animal.
00:58:15I think it's yours.
00:58:18See you later.
00:58:22It's great that I...
00:58:23I'm kind of out of here.
00:58:25See you later.
00:58:25Chiqui, chiqui.
00:58:30You're an idiot.
00:58:31Hey, but I've done everything for you, man.
00:58:34Marcos, dude, I did my best little impression of you.
00:58:37Dude, the karateka girl, what's up, dude?
00:58:39But yes, it's really good.
00:58:40Look, look at my tongue, man, look what I've done to myself.
00:58:43Like a sandal.
00:58:44He's laughing at you, he's laughing at you, he's laughing at you.
00:58:46No, Raúl, leave me alone, Raúl, damn it.
00:58:48Come on, I'll treat you to a drink.
00:58:49No, it's not.
00:58:51Wait a minute, okay?
00:58:52For now, tomorrow, you'll help me bury the chinchilla and...
00:58:56And then we'll see, okay?
00:58:58Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:58:59And I'm going.
00:59:00Well, it's a bad fuck.
00:59:02Do I have anything?
00:59:20Where could they be from?
00:59:21I don't know, you look over there, I'll look over here.
00:59:22Lucia, darling
00:59:41What am I?
00:59:42What is it with this, I
00:59:43I'm a little confused
00:59:44Know?
00:59:45Because I'm all mixed up
00:59:46Well, I'm like a car
00:59:47Darling!
00:59:49Come, come, come, come
00:59:50Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going
00:59:51Keep going, keep going, keep going
00:59:51What's wrong, Lucia?
00:59:52Lucia, darling
00:59:53That I do not reconcile
00:59:54I'm nervous
00:59:54No council, you understand.
00:59:56How nervous am I?
00:59:57No council
00:59:57Why don't you come with me?
00:59:58Out there?
00:59:59Diego
01:00:00Let's see
01:00:01It's late at night
01:00:02So please go.
01:00:03That's precisely why
01:00:04Come with me, please.
01:00:05Come with me, come on
01:00:07Okay, shut up
01:00:08That you're going to fire
01:00:09I'm nervous
01:00:10Because I don't have a council
01:00:11What's happening?
01:00:30He was snoring
01:00:32What's up, Churri?
01:00:33Lucia, Lucia
01:00:34What are you doing here?
01:00:36No, I'm too nervous.
01:00:37That I do not reconcile
01:00:39With nerves
01:00:40What's happening?
01:00:41Saying that to me wakes me up
01:00:42You're stupid
01:00:43What's the matter?
01:00:45But how can I not be annoyed?
01:00:46Diego
01:00:46Peaceful
01:00:47Please, if you still
01:00:48I don't understand what you're doing here
01:00:49I'll explain it to you.
01:00:50Lucia, I can explain it to you
01:00:50No, no, all I ask is
01:00:52I'm telling you
01:00:52I need a little air
01:00:53Just a little bit
01:00:54And you, on your back
01:00:56But you won't even leave me alone, Diego.
01:00:57Please
01:00:58Lucia, don't say that about "not even if I were dead".
01:00:59Don't say "not on your life"
01:01:00Please don't say it
01:01:01I'm not getting out of bed now, not on your life.
01:01:03Do you want to go to your room, please?
01:01:05Not in my room
01:01:05No, no, no
01:01:06It makes me feel claustrophobic.
01:01:07The topic of bunk beds
01:01:09Look, I need to get some fresh air out there.
01:01:11Why don't you come with me?
01:01:12Run, go
01:01:12Do not touch me
01:01:13Fiti, don't touch me
01:01:15Don't touch me, we'll mess up, eh
01:01:16Look, Diego
01:01:17All hell's going to break loose
01:01:18So we're going to sleep
01:01:19And tomorrow will be another day.
01:01:20No, no, no, Lucia
01:01:21You don't understand what it will be
01:01:24I can't explain it, but it will be or it won't be
01:01:25You are right about one thing:
01:01:27This yoga thing is one of the most depressing things there is.
01:01:29So, you're right about that.
01:01:30But it will be another day, or it won't be.
01:01:32Come on, come on
01:01:34Come on, come on
01:01:36Okay, nothing, later
01:01:39Come on
01:01:40No, let's go!
01:01:40No, let's go!
01:01:50No no!
01:01:51No, no, no!
01:01:52What's happening?
01:01:53And now, you can kill yourselves if you want, you bastards.
01:01:59That's it, you bastards.
01:02:01Let's go!
01:02:01Get out, stay still!
01:02:03Still!
01:02:08Lucia, Lucia, Lucia, wait for me, wait for me, wait for me.
01:02:10What can we talk about with each other?
01:02:12But what are we going to talk about?
01:02:14Why do you do whatever you feel like?
01:02:15What are you suffocating me with?
01:02:16Are you not leaving me even a little bit of space?
01:02:18Oh no, no, Lucia.
01:02:18About that?
01:02:19No, no, absolutely not, because I'm giving you space.
01:02:20In other words, I'll let you breathe.
01:02:21Oh, really?
01:02:21What I won't allow is for you to immolate yourself in a cult, please.
01:02:23But what's the point of sacrificing yourself, really?
01:02:25You make me feel sick, Diego.
01:02:26But no, wait for me, listen to me, listen to me.
01:02:29They attend to you for a second.
01:02:30But, please, Lucia, what does it say here in the program?
01:02:32It says so here in the program, it says so.
01:02:35In other words, the death of the ego.
01:02:36In other words, collective suicide.
01:02:37The thing is, they put it on Tim so people get confused and don't understand it, you understand?
01:02:40The death of the ego, collective suicide.
01:02:43Diego, are you an idiot or are you just pretending?
01:02:45I?
01:02:46Let's see, what does it say here?
01:02:48The death of the ego, a talk.
01:02:50Weren't they going to have a talk?
01:02:52Yes, sorry, sorry.
01:02:53But a talk inciting death.
01:02:55In other words, collective suicide.
01:02:56In other words, talk that incites death.
01:02:58Yes, yes, to collective suicide.
01:02:59No, Diego, no.
01:03:00That the death of the ego is a symbolic death.
01:03:03Which means that you stop identifying with your mind to realize that there is more than just one particular person.
01:03:10Is that the death of the ego?
01:03:12I mean, the thing about the particular person.
01:03:14But look, Lucia, I understand it the way you explained it to me.
01:03:17And I understand that, but it can't be done...
01:03:19So, that...
01:03:19We've been talking about what is symbolically what we're talking about.
01:03:24In other words, it's not collective suicide.
01:03:25No.
01:03:26It's not collective suicide.
01:03:27Well, in the middle.
01:03:28And I'm going to sleep, because I'm quite tired.
01:03:30Well, see you tomorrow, darling, get some rest.
01:03:35The light!
01:03:36Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:03:37Excellent.
01:03:48Okay, then...
01:03:48Okay, then...
01:03:49Okay, then...
01:03:50Fuck.
01:03:50What is it?
01:03:51Yes, well, here it is.
01:03:53Ouch!
01:03:54Ow, damn it!
01:03:55But, Dad, I swear I haven't done anything, I have no idea what all that is,
01:04:00I swear to you.
01:04:00But how can you say you haven't done anything, and how can you swear to me about it?
01:04:02Let's see, let's see.
01:04:03Whose turn is it to cook?
01:04:04Well, Maritena and I, but...
01:04:06Come on, come on...
01:04:07I've left it on display, I cleaned it with a cloth.
01:04:09You stopped being a shop window, I'm going to leave your face like a shop window.
01:04:10What do you see there, Guillén, in the sink?
01:04:13What do you see?
01:04:13What do you see?
01:04:14Orange peels.
01:04:15Orange peels, orange peels and shit.
01:04:17And who throws orange peels and shit down the sink?
01:04:19So, who's throwing all this crap down the sink?
01:04:20Me, Dad, but what...
01:04:21You, but no buts or anything, no buts or anything, but you don't realize that you've been about to
01:04:24They set the house on fire and killed everyone inside, you wretch.
01:04:26You have a wretch.
01:04:27Dad, dad, you're going to make him hot.
01:04:29Don't remind me of her, man.
01:04:29Please stop, Diego.
01:04:30But, okay, okay, okay, I'll stop.
01:04:32Okay, very good.
01:04:33Listen to me, Guille.
01:04:34I don't know what happened to you, because I don't know.
01:04:36But you've gone astray.
01:04:37And I don't know why you've gone astray, but the fact is, you've gone astray.
01:04:40And frankly, I don't know how to straighten you out.
01:04:42So I'm going to send you a website and that's how they're going to do it.
01:04:44They're going to straighten you out.
01:04:45To Campillo.
01:04:46To a boarding school.
01:04:48Until you finish your studies.
01:04:49And that's it.
01:04:49But, Diego, what...
01:04:51The thing is...
01:04:51Look, let's just leave it at that.
01:04:53It's a decision that has been made.
01:04:55So, Guille is going home, period.
01:05:00Guille!
01:05:01Guille!
01:05:02Guille, Guille!
01:05:02Don't go!
01:05:03Guille!
01:05:05But, Diego, the thing is...
01:05:06Tete!
01:05:07Tete!
01:05:07To bed.
01:05:11It's Raúl.
01:05:26Hey, are you arriving?
01:05:28Okay, low.
01:05:29Don't go.
01:05:51No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:51No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:21I mean, he died because I was there, you know?
01:07:24Hey, she's alive, she's moving.
01:07:27Holy shit, look who's resurrected the dog!
01:07:30But Raúl, how are you going to bring the dog back to life?
01:07:32Let's see, the normal one, what have you done to the chinchilla?
01:07:34What have you done to the chinchilla?
01:07:35But that chinchilla was a bundle of nerves, you know?
01:07:37In other words, he wouldn't let himself be caught, not even by God.
01:07:39So, let me explain.
01:07:40Wait a minute, did you give the chinchilla a sedative?
01:07:58Are you stupid or what?
01:07:59Eva, they fit my mother perfectly, okay?
01:08:01I mean, I don't know, I thought maybe, well...
01:08:04What's wrong with you? Are you going to bite?
01:08:10Yeah.
01:08:10Hey, let's see if it has any bugs.
01:08:12No, no, of course, of course.
01:08:12Come on, come on, let's profit.
01:08:13As?
01:08:14Yes, yes, Eva, Eva.
01:08:15Yes, let's go.
01:08:15Where are you going, girl?
01:08:29I... I wanted to talk to you.
01:08:34Good.
01:08:35What do you want?
01:08:38That...
01:08:38It's just that yesterday's disaster...
01:08:41Well, it was me.
01:08:43The thing is, in the end, Humberto isn't going to get wet.
01:08:45and I wanted to get the third blade so I wouldn't have to go.
01:08:48I'm very sorry.
01:08:50But come on, that tap thing wasn't on purpose, right?
01:08:52I swear.
01:08:53It wasn't on purpose, was it?
01:08:54I swear to you, really.
01:08:55Stop acting all high and mighty.
01:08:57You've always wanted to get rid of me.
01:08:59And you've already achieved it, haven't you?
01:09:00That's it.
01:09:00And that's not true.
01:09:01Come on, Maritere, stop putting on a show.
01:09:04Look, also, something I'll tell you.
01:09:05You've done me a huge favor, haven't you?
01:09:07Every hooligan dreams of being there in a boarding school.
01:09:10there with the cream of the crop,
01:09:11messing things up all day.
01:09:13And, well, if you'll excuse me,
01:09:15My dick is about to burst, you know?
01:09:20I don't understand, Guille.
01:09:21If she has spent all night crying.
01:09:28Well, honey, I haven't slept a wink either, not even all night.
01:09:31Lucy, it's just that what happened to me
01:09:33I just can't wrap my head around it.
01:09:34I just can't wrap my head around it.
01:09:35Well, I do.
01:09:36Do you know what they believed the death of the ego was?
01:09:38And the death of the ego is not collective suicide, is it?
01:09:42In other words, they tell it like that because it's something symbolic.
01:09:45I mean, what I'm trying to say is that you suddenly realize
01:09:46that you are no longer a person.
01:09:48That.
01:09:50So, to make sure you understand,
01:09:52I'm grabbing it so you understand it well.
01:09:53So, you think you are one,
01:09:54But no, you are not one, you are another.
01:09:56Do I recommend myself?
01:09:56In other words, life is life.
01:09:58In other words, life is one thing, and life is another.
01:10:00But then there is what is known as the disintegration of the mind,
01:10:01That is, the entire mind as disintegration,
01:10:02And you are no longer a private citizen.
01:10:05You are not a private individual.
01:10:07Did you understand?
01:10:09Yeah.
01:10:13But mostly that, what does it mean?
01:10:17Well, let's see, look, it's trying to say
01:10:19We've messed up with our lady, Fiti.
01:10:22We've screwed up.
01:10:23We've screwed up.
01:10:24And for not measuring.
01:10:25That.
01:10:26What do you mean, because you didn't measure?
01:10:27We did what we had to do, period.
01:10:29Or what did you want?
01:10:30See them dead?
01:10:31Dead and naked?
01:10:32Santi, we practically scraped it out.
01:10:33I mean, we kidnapped her.
01:10:34We kidnapped her, you understand?
01:10:36Of abduction.
01:10:36Of abduction.
01:10:40I'm going to court; they already know me there.
01:10:42I grab the express divorce form and...
01:10:44to the same.
01:10:45I can't believe there are so many deadbeats.
01:10:48This is easily fixed.
01:10:49Expansionism is prohibited and the problem is solved.
01:10:52Because expansionism brings plague.
01:10:54What are you saying, Santi?
01:10:55Truth is like a fist, I say.
01:10:57Your ladies want to relax.
01:10:59Well, she relaxes, she relaxes.
01:11:01But the back is short.
01:11:02No oriental rolls.
01:11:05Through the natural rite.
01:11:06Catholic, Apostolic and Roman.
01:11:08Let me tell you something.
01:11:10Screw you, Santi.
01:11:11Screw you.
01:11:11This is how you repay me.
01:11:12This is how you repay me, you wretch.
01:11:14Lucia, darling.
01:11:32Lucia, is that you?
01:11:33What's the matter?
01:11:41What are you crying about?
01:11:43Okay, go away, daughter, you've got me worried.
01:11:44Okay, tell me what's going on.
01:11:46That...
01:11:46What about yesterday's disaster...
01:11:51Well, it wasn't Guille, it was me.
01:11:55And it's not me who has to go into rehab.
01:11:57Yes, yes.
01:12:02I'm sorry, but I don't believe it.
01:12:04I mean, a disaster like that, I mean, only a café like Guille's could do it.
01:12:07I'm sorry, but he's going to be admitted.
01:12:08But no...
01:12:09Yes, yes.
01:12:10So, Guille, are you going to boarding school?
01:12:13Well, you see, I've decided that...
01:12:16Guille should go to boarding school in Campillo to see if they can straighten him out.
01:12:20It's great that I find out about things this way, yes sir.
01:12:23I paint less here than you take the puppets.
01:12:25No, no, no, Lucia, let's see.
01:12:26So, you were going to be informed, right?
01:12:27You were going to be informed.
01:12:28Yes, no, yes, I see it now.
01:12:29But my mom, who is to blame for everything, I've had her.
01:12:32The thing is, I wanted to get the third blade so I could stay here because...
01:12:35Because Humberto was staying too.
01:12:38Well, I've already earned the other two blades, I've got the pulse, so...
01:12:41See? See?
01:12:42I knew it, I knew it.
01:12:43Because it was clear that there was cruelty involved in the task.
01:12:45So, what am I supposed to do with the blades now?
01:12:47So, how many blades should I put?
01:12:48But, but, but, but, for God's sake, that night we all almost died here together.
01:12:51Everyone, everyone.
01:12:51Look, Diego, forgive me, but it's best if we don't touch on the subject of collective death.
01:12:55Okay?
01:12:55And you two go to the beach and that's the end of it.
01:12:58But then who's going to boarding school?
01:13:00But what...
01:13:01Nobody is going to boarding school.
01:13:02Really?
01:13:04I won't tell you.
01:13:05Okay, see you later, Lucas.
01:13:07No, see you later, Lucas, nothing.
01:13:08Forgive me.
01:13:09Look, just because you're not boarding doesn't mean there won't be any punishment.
01:13:12You're going to leave the house spotless.
01:13:14Let's start from the top.
01:13:15Because of the tile grout, which is black.
01:13:17Come on, come on, let's go.
01:13:19Lucia, Lucia.
01:13:21Good, good, good.
01:13:23Okay, the punishment, okay, okay.
01:13:24Look, you shut up.
01:13:26Because for me to get over my anger, you have to earn it, a lot of it.
01:13:34Okay, that's it, alright?
01:13:36Now wait a little longer.
01:13:37Thank you.
01:13:38And you all, how about you stop making such a fuss about the little bugs?
01:13:46How are you?
01:13:47Come on, man, don't get mad, because it's almost an accident.
01:13:55Sexual patient chaperone!
01:13:59What a mess that epi is!
01:14:01What a mess that epi is!
01:14:02No, bouncer sofa!
01:14:03Can't!
01:14:04Can't!
01:14:05For the glory of my mother!
01:14:06Can't!
01:14:07Can't!
01:14:09Can't!
01:14:12If I can.
01:14:13He's laughing.
01:14:14He laughed, didn't he?
01:14:15Yes, she laughed.
01:14:16Yes, she laughed.
01:14:16Yes, she laughed.
01:14:17Peaceful.
01:14:18Peaceful.
01:14:26No, I'm going to plant a pine tree.
01:14:28Ah, okay.
01:14:29Nurse!
01:14:30I'm sorry if I ruined your anniversary, okay?
01:14:37I just wanted to give you something you would like.
01:14:39Next time, don't give me anything alive, okay?
01:14:44Besides, I don't know, something simpler would have sufficed.
01:14:47A book of poetry, for example.
01:14:50Poetry?
01:14:52Miguel Hernández?
01:14:54I love Miguel Hernández.
01:14:57I know.
01:15:09Oh, you were here, I just came from downstairs in the living room after cleaning it, and then I put, well, a chicken in the oven, and then I used the window cleaner on the windows facing the porch, and then...
01:15:20And I came here to mop the floor and...
01:15:29Lucia, listen to me.
01:15:31I already know I'm a bumpkin and a hick, right?
01:15:34But...
01:15:35No, but as uncouth and ignorant as I am, I've realized that you need an expansion.
01:15:39And since you need an expansion, well...
01:15:41I'm going to give you the expansion.
01:15:44Hey?
01:15:46Ah, how nice.
01:15:50Is the water good?
01:15:51Yeah.
01:15:52She's relaxed, isn't she?
01:15:54Well, I'm going to put on some music.
01:15:55You are going to pray.
01:15:56No, no, no, no.
01:15:57No, no, no.
01:15:57That's for Easterners, isn't it?
01:15:59This is a Catholic, Apostolic, and Roman thing, as my brother Santi says.
01:16:09What's wrong, son?
01:16:18Nothing, it's just that I zipped up my fly and caught it.
01:16:22Today we're going to talk about something that you all need to know.
01:16:25The condom.
01:16:25The condom.
01:16:26She has more.
01:16:27But I have a small one.
01:16:29This size issue needs to be clarified, man.
01:16:31Disproportionate.
01:16:32What's the boss going to do to you? I put it on without your godfather and nothing happens.
01:16:34Now, now, now, that's the day ahead that won't give me anything.
01:16:36What's happening?
01:16:39What was good for you isn't good for me now.
01:16:42I was wrong.
01:16:42To the chicks that leave the nest.
01:16:45They take flight, Fitzy.
01:16:46Come on, Raúl.
01:16:47Imagine.
01:16:48Raúl, huh?
01:16:49That right now the genie will come down from the lamp and grant you a wish.
01:16:53What do you want to be?
01:16:56Piroto.
01:16:57Right turn, rap.
01:16:59I'm selling the workshop.
01:17:00I have something to tell you.
01:17:02Bomb!
01:17:03Callaros.
01:17:04With the team?
01:17:05Eight kilos in two years.
01:17:06Eight kilos, yes, eight kilos.
01:17:07Holy shit, eight kilos.
01:17:09That he has spent five million, three hundred, twenty-five thousand.
01:17:12Twelve pesetas!
01:17:13Do you have the Serrano family?
01:17:15We're top-notch.
01:17:16Did you understand?
01:17:16Black hoof.
01:17:17Yeah.
01:17:18Preservative.
01:17:19What did you say?
01:17:21Condoms.
01:17:22This is over!
01:17:24Okay, okay.
01:17:25I can't tell myself.
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