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Es el día de Nochevieja: en el videoclub Paco, Alex y Pablo, con José Miguel como dj, preparan una ''macrofiesta''. Belén ha invitado a sus padres a cenar para presentarles oficialmente a Emilio. Mauri también prepara una fiesta para presentar a Diego a todos sus amigos gays. Diego, asustado ante la idea, se refugia en casa de Lucía cuya intención era pasar la noche sola, pero Alicia -que también se ha quedado colgada por la cena de Belén con sus padres- le prepara una fiesta para animarla, e invita a todos sus ex. Juan e Isabel invitan a los vecinos a cenar y así reconciliarse. Andrés, picado, también los invita a todos a cenar en su casa.
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00:00:00Here, here, here, there's no one living! Not here! Not here! Not here!
00:00:24Look, New Year's Eve Macro Party, top brands, open bar and party favors, 55 euros.
00:00:33New Year's Party, chilao, tichurro, 60 euros.
00:00:36Mortgage, and don't they give a discount with a student ID?
00:00:38Hey, if you want, we can all buy a ticket, raffle it off, and whoever goes can tell us about it.
00:00:42But how can they charge that much money?
00:00:44If what you end up with is a seedy place full of hooligans, dressed up as executives, and drinking cheap alcohol.
00:00:48Well, they're making a fortune, man.
00:00:49New Year's Eve parties are the business of the century. If only we had a venue...
00:00:52Damn, do we have it?
00:00:54Why don't we set it up here?
00:00:55Paco, look at your watch, the little window.
00:00:58It's the 31st, there's no time to prepare anything.
00:01:00Yes, because we are not like Preyler.
00:01:02If guests show up unexpectedly, we're screwed.
00:01:04Plenty of time.
00:01:05We just have to buy drinks and hand out cards with a picture of a hot girl.
00:01:09Alex, land.
00:01:10Not even God is coming, people have already made plans.
00:01:12No, no, no, no, people leave everything to the last minute.
00:01:14I've been stuck on a lot of New Year's Eves.
00:01:16You are not a good example.
00:01:17Let's see, at least 130 people fit in here.
00:01:21Analyze it at 120, which comes fresh from dinner.
00:01:23Man, one on top of the other, like Cirque du Soleil.
00:01:26But if people get drunk, at this party the thing is to be crowded.
00:01:29Of course, and then with the crowd you rub a little.
00:01:31Let's see, do the math.
00:01:33130 people.
00:01:34At 50 euros each, how much is it?
00:01:36Well, uh...
00:01:38How much is it?
00:01:406,500 euros.
00:01:42José Miguel, to print tickets.
00:01:44You guys go buy drinks.
00:01:45Emilio, help me move shelves.
00:01:486,500 divided by 5, how much is it?
00:01:506 out of 5 to one.
00:01:52I'll take the other one.
00:01:53Under the 5 above and...
00:01:56Paquito, let me have the calculator, I'm a letter expert.
00:01:58Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:02:01Not here, not here.
00:02:03Every day is like this.
00:02:05I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:02:08I was just looking for some peace.
00:02:10I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:02:12Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:02:15Not here, not here.
00:02:16No, no, no.
00:02:17Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:02:19Not here, not here.
00:02:21No no.
00:02:22That supernicia collapses.
00:02:23I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:02:25The neighbors dissipate me and listen.
00:02:28I can't stand this place.
00:02:30The neighbors have all my neighbors.
00:02:32If not, come to my apartment.
00:02:33Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.
00:02:35Where clowns cry, Paco, they steal from us.
00:02:37And the stones become something to tell.
00:02:40Put in a cocktail shaker.
00:02:44It was in an earthquake and a mudslide.
00:02:48Yeah.
00:02:50Shout andrás up these stairs.
00:02:52Here, here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:02:56Not here, not here.
00:02:58Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:03:00Days are like that.
00:03:02I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:03:05I was just looking for some peace.
00:03:07And I wake up your little memory in the chop.
00:03:09Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:03:12Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:03:14Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:03:16No.
00:03:24Good morning.
00:03:26Good morning.
00:03:30Isabel, please, we can't continue ignoring each other.
00:03:33This situation is absurd.
00:03:35We are all at odds with each other.
00:03:36You with me, you with Andrés, Andrés with me, Nieves with you.
00:03:39We are not going to be able to open a new space for dialogue.
00:03:42Okay, let's open it.
00:03:44You are a creep.
00:03:45A fake and a coward.
00:03:47Okay, well, that's a starting point.
00:03:49Now it's just a matter of bringing positions closer together.
00:03:51But you, do you know how I am?
00:03:53Look at me, the aura.
00:03:56It's just that you can't see very well here.
00:03:58Since these bulbs are 60...
00:04:01Understand me, I have never been part of a love triangle.
00:04:03It's a very awkward situation.
00:04:05Well, imagine, for me, that I am the hypotenuse.
00:04:07Look, I need to know if our feelings are conjugated in the past, present or future.
00:04:11Of course, so that when Paloma moves her little finger, you run back to her side.
00:04:15No?
00:04:16Forget about Paloma.
00:04:17But if it's about you forgetting it.
00:04:19That truth.
00:04:20Why don't you come live with me?
00:04:26Damn, this is more addictive than Falcon, do you think?
00:04:29And you have nothing to do.
00:04:30Why don't you go watch TV?
00:04:31It's just that I'm more into reality shows.
00:04:33Yeah.
00:04:36Alex, tell your adulterous mother that I underlined some apartments that are very nice.
00:04:41Mom, what does Dad say when you leave home?
00:04:43Pablo, tell your shameless father who's going to support him when I'm gone.
00:04:47Dad, Mom says, who are you going to mooch off if she leaves?
00:04:49Alex, tell your mother.
00:04:51No, that's enough.
00:04:52We've been here for a week, yes.
00:04:53We're fed up with being Pimpinela's children.
00:04:56Reconciled or separated, but do something.
00:04:58Look, if the apartment is going to be a problem, we'll keep it.
00:05:00What a man.
00:05:01It doesn't work, does it?
00:05:02I am the victim.
00:05:04The one who is cheated on is the one who stays in the same house as always.
00:05:08But you are the victim.
00:05:10But here it has not withstood seven embargoes.
00:05:12Let's see, we're not making any progress.
00:05:14Whose house is it?
00:05:15From the bank.
00:05:15Okay, but what name do the deeds contain?
00:05:17Mine, mine.
00:05:19Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
00:05:21Well, I'm not leaving.
00:05:22Well, me neither.
00:05:23Well, happy new year.
00:05:24Well, screw you.
00:05:28This is the beauty of Christmas.
00:05:30The united family.
00:05:31Dude, we have to do something.
00:05:33Damn, it's true, the drinks.
00:05:34Come on, let's go.
00:05:42Mauri, I don't know if it's the best time to throw a party at home, huh?
00:05:46We have to spread it out a bit, because later we won't be able to do it with the child.
00:05:50We had a few drinks, danced a little.
00:05:52Ah, you see me ready to dance.
00:05:53Well, you can stay on the couch and do like this, look.
00:05:56Of course, the famous lifelong grandmother dance.
00:05:59Plus, I'm going to have to endure the same comments all night.
00:06:02How are you now?
00:06:03What are you going to call him?
00:06:04Have you thought about giving birth in the bathtub?
00:06:06Oh, I feel like a Buddha.
00:06:07Everyone touches my belly.
00:06:09Don't worry, they'll leave you alone.
00:06:10If everyone comes to meet Diego.
00:06:13Me?
00:06:14But who's coming?
00:06:15My friends.
00:06:15I've been telling you about you since I met you.
00:06:17You'll see, you're going to be the king of the party.
00:06:19It's your introduction to society.
00:06:20Come on, supposedly gay for a long time.
00:06:22At the end they give you a diploma and a membership card.
00:06:24But they are all gay.
00:06:25No, man.
00:06:26There is some lesbian.
00:06:28But don't worry, they don't bite, okay?
00:06:29It's just that I'm not used to those environments.
00:06:32It's like a normal friends' party, right?
00:06:34The same.
00:06:34Only there is no burping and less talk about football.
00:06:36Relax, okay?
00:06:37The one who should be nervous here is Bea,
00:06:39who hasn't found a maternity party dress and doesn't know what to wear.
00:06:41I know.
00:06:42No.
00:06:43Yes, I'm going to put on my pajamas.
00:06:45I'm going to get into bed.
00:06:47I don't want to steal the spotlight from Diego.
00:06:49This is going to be your night.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:52Damn, I haven't been the star of a party since the day of my first communion.
00:06:55Well, as long as you don't come as a sailor...
00:06:58Hey, Belén, you have to be warned.
00:07:04Do you want to tell me where I had dinner tonight?
00:07:06Well, daughter, I'm sorry.
00:07:07I had to keep it a secret.
00:07:08Make a living.
00:07:09I mean, that's going very well for you.
00:07:10Belén, we already have plans for tonight.
00:07:12It turns out that Paquito is going to have a party at the video store.
00:07:14No.
00:07:15What do you mean no?
00:07:15Today we had dinner here with my parents.
00:07:17That?
00:07:18Honey, the time has come.
00:07:19Don't you feel like meeting your in-laws?
00:07:21Yes of course.
00:07:22How could I not want to?
00:07:22What happens is that suddenly the Christmas spirit falls apart.
00:07:26No, yes, I already knew that.
00:07:27I called them a week ago.
00:07:28And why didn't you tell me before?
00:07:30Well, so you don't come up with any excuses.
00:07:32Here, I bought the list.
00:07:34I want my mother to see the fridge full.
00:07:35If you want some friendly advice, Belén, I'm not going to see this dinner, okay?
00:07:38Well, I do see it.
00:07:39I'm going to show my parents that I'm doing very well.
00:07:42That I finally have a boyfriend and that I am very happy.
00:07:44Oh, you're happy?
00:07:45If we don't talk things over.
00:07:47Emilio, it's about them seeing me very happy.
00:07:50My parents have always thought I was a failure.
00:07:52They don't say it, but they think it.
00:07:53Man, you're unemployed and you go out with the doorman.
00:07:55You have your reasons.
00:07:56Wow, man, I don't even talk to Kimman.
00:07:58I'm not unemployed.
00:07:59I am a marketing director.
00:08:00Ah, you lied to them.
00:08:02And Emilio is not a goalkeeper.
00:08:03He has a doctorate in teaching and is a professor at the university.
00:08:06Ah, well tell me more about this double life we lead.
00:08:09Let's see if I screw up later.
00:08:09No, darling, everything is going to be fine, you'll see.
00:08:11It's my revenge for so many years of paternal indifference.
00:08:15I'm going to ask Lucia for some clothes.
00:08:18Great plan for New Year's Eve, huh?
00:08:21Great plan, great plan.
00:08:22Moury is going to throw a house party with all his gay friends.
00:08:25and he tries to show me off as if I were the bearded lady.
00:08:27And the truth is I don't feel like it at all.
00:08:29But of course, I have no other plan.
00:08:31Imagine I'm about to go to dinner, right?
00:08:32With Dad? With his anger?
00:08:34Take it away, take it away, take it away.
00:08:35I'll stay here watching TV.
00:08:37Daughter, how sad.
00:08:38Aren't we going out?
00:08:39But hey, why do we have to celebrate New Year's Eve?
00:08:42Well, because we have to welcome the year well.
00:08:44Grapes, march, a little sex.
00:08:46Traditions must be respected.
00:08:48And you take advantage of the fact that you are now single,
00:08:49that knowing you, it won't last long.
00:08:51It's true.
00:08:52It's the first New Year's Eve in four years that passes without Roberto.
00:08:55I met him at the end of the year.
00:08:57We kissed at seven in the morning, freezing to death.
00:08:59at the door of a crowded cafe.
00:09:02Then the vomiting of chocolate with churros
00:09:03and seeing him too.
00:09:05How cute.
00:09:07Look, it doesn't matter, we're staying home.
00:09:09But why don't we have a party?
00:09:10Where? Here?
00:09:11Awesome.
00:09:12Do I already have a plan?
00:09:13Hey, no.
00:09:13I'll see what I say to Mauro.
00:09:14But no, no.
00:09:15Diego, Diego, Diego, Diego, there's no more time.
00:09:17Don't worry, I'll take care of everything.
00:09:19You need to have fun, Lucia.
00:09:20I'm doing this because I'm your friend.
00:09:22Yes, because tonight you're hanging.
00:09:24Also.
00:09:25But now he's going to give us the details.
00:09:28How are you?
00:09:31My winning costume?
00:09:33Nativity scene.
00:09:34What expensive clothes do, huh?
00:09:35This one is pretty.
00:09:37Roberto gave me that dress.
00:09:38after two years of dating.
00:09:40Will you stop talking about Roberto now?
00:09:42It's just that it's Christmas, which makes me very sad.
00:09:46But I'm going to have a good time.
00:09:47Damn, you're right.
00:09:48I'm going to listen to you.
00:09:49We have to celebrate the night, old lady.
00:09:51Clear.
00:09:51Of course.
00:09:52I'll take care of the drinks.
00:09:55Can I have your card?
00:10:01Alice.
00:10:02Do you want to explain to me how you are going to organize
00:10:04a party in six hours?
00:10:05What are you going to do?
00:10:06Call your exes?
00:10:06No, to Lucia's.
00:10:08I took his diary.
00:10:09I need to forget Roberto.
00:10:10And what are exes for?
00:10:11To throw them at you whenever you want.
00:10:13On top of that, you feel less guilty.
00:10:14Well, look, here comes one.
00:10:15Give him his invitation.
00:10:16Hello.
00:10:17Merry christmas.
00:10:20Dude, they're going to put a plaque on you.
00:10:22at the flower shop.
00:10:23Carlos, I appreciate the detail.
00:10:25But at the end of the year I want freedom.
00:10:27And ours...
00:10:27No, no, no.
00:10:28If they're not for you, they're for Lucia.
00:10:31It's just that I thought that on these dates
00:10:32of peace and love, then...
00:10:34Well, that's it, peace and love.
00:10:37Carlos, Lucía is in the basement.
00:10:38Don't piss me off.
00:10:38I'm going to throw him a party tonight.
00:10:40What's in the basement?
00:10:41But it's perfect.
00:10:42Tonight I declare my love.
00:10:43I ask you to marry me right away.
00:10:45If I always fail, it's in courtship.
00:10:47What time is the party?
00:10:48Carlos, no.
00:10:49I need to think of something original.
00:10:52A ring.
00:10:52A ring, a ring, a ring.
00:10:57Carlos asking Lucía to marry him.
00:10:59Is there going to be a lively atmosphere at your party?
00:11:00No, it doesn't.
00:11:01Hey, he gave them to me.
00:11:03Yes, it is an ambush,
00:11:08It's not a Portuguese freeloader like my father's.
00:11:10My in-laws are coming to take our relationship to the MOT.
00:11:13Are you running out of party, man?
00:11:15That's nothing, I'm not doing anything about it.
00:11:16in front of the TV with a shortbread and I get off.
00:11:18What are you saying?
00:11:19They're crucifying you, I tell you.
00:11:20In-laws are like viruses,
00:11:21They get into the relationship and destroy it from within.
00:11:24Do you want to continue with Belén?
00:11:25Man, yes.
00:11:26So you have to win over the parents,
00:11:27It is the first law of the couple.
00:11:28If it's not that difficult.
00:11:29You tell your mother that you are too young.
00:11:31and to Father Leiria in the thanks.
00:11:32I lose the 1,500 euros from my share of the party.
00:11:34How nice, you're going to give up money for love.
00:11:36Yes, beautiful, look, I'm in tears.
00:11:40And you? Do you already have the ticket?
00:11:42We'll give it to you for 60 euros.
00:11:43Thanks, but I already have plans.
00:11:45Today I'm having dinner with Lucía.
00:11:45Have you come back?
00:11:46No, but he'll definitely call me.
00:11:47We started going out on New Year's Eve.
00:11:49He won't be able to bear to spend one without me.
00:11:51Poor thing, now she's probably feeling lonely and depressed.
00:11:55Hello good.
00:11:56Paco, give me five bags of chips
00:11:57and five of bark,
00:11:59I have a party at home tonight.
00:12:00That's bad, isn't it?
00:12:01I'm drifting away.
00:12:03So a party, huh?
00:12:04That's great, isn't it?
00:12:05Yes, yes, yes.
00:12:06Didn't you warn us?
00:12:07Yes, I didn't even know that.
00:12:08I organized it and made it as a surprise.
00:12:10I don't even know who's coming,
00:12:11but tonight promises.
00:12:13Hey, I'll pay, then I'll pay you, okay?
00:12:14We're going to have a big one here too.
00:12:16Three of Alex's friends come from the telecupón.
00:12:18Oh yeah?
00:12:19Is the hundreds coming?
00:12:20What a name he made up.
00:12:22Damn, you don't play with that, damn it.
00:12:23Dude, if you still like Lucía,
00:12:25why don't you tell him?
00:12:26She's going to meet someone else and you're going to screw up.
00:12:27This New Year's Eve girl loses a lot in her roles.
00:12:30She hooked up with you.
00:12:32It's true.
00:12:33Tonight I'll go up and ask him to come back.
00:12:34Anyway, get yourself a ticket just in case.
00:12:36But why would you say no to me?
00:12:37Man, because I don't see that you've changed much.
00:12:39since he left you.
00:12:40Well, a little bit in the hair,
00:12:41but I don't know if there is a better one.
00:12:43I bet I ask her to marry me.
00:12:45There are no eggs.
00:12:47What a shame of a president.
00:12:50Getting involved with herbs.
00:12:52Pervert.
00:12:53Pervert and thief.
00:12:54I'm scared.
00:12:55Any one of us could be next.
00:12:57Don't get your hopes up.
00:12:58If Don Juan only likes married women.
00:13:00Let's see, a little please.
00:13:01Stop bothering Mr. Juan.
00:13:02That he will make statements
00:13:03or he'll sell the exclusive or something.
00:13:05If we just want to know details.
00:13:07As?
00:13:08Where?
00:13:08When?
00:13:09Missionary.
00:13:09Puppy.
00:13:1069.
00:13:11Please, ma'am.
00:13:12That's none of your business.
00:13:13If you have done it to all the common ones, yes.
00:13:15We did nothing.
00:13:16There was no sex.
00:13:16So this whole mess has been created.
00:13:18and you the grass, right?
00:13:19No.
00:13:19Bad president, bad lover.
00:13:22Go away, Mr. Cuesta.
00:13:24Go away.
00:13:25Do you remember that you and Manolo
00:13:26Did you also have problems of this type?
00:13:27Let's see, let's qualify it, okay?
00:13:28Because I will not consent
00:13:29that my manhood is called into question.
00:13:31Sex encompasses much more than the act itself.
00:13:32There are other things.
00:13:34Kisses, caresses, whispers,
00:13:36little bites, accidental touches.
00:13:38Mr. John,
00:13:38leave it nibble for another time.
00:13:40No, Emilio, no.
00:13:40That's me.
00:13:41A passionate man.
00:13:42I have never said no to love.
00:13:44Unless it's a friend's wife.
00:13:46And I emphasize the word friend.
00:13:47And the fact that nothing happened.
00:13:49I emphasize the word nothing.
00:13:52My mother,
00:13:53With that look they charge the battery of their cell phone.
00:13:54Poor Andrew.
00:13:56You have been spared because there are witnesses,
00:13:57that if not...
00:13:58If you cheat on a friend,
00:13:59What will you not do with the community accounts?
00:14:02It's true.
00:14:02I don't trust him since he became president.
00:14:04Costs.
00:14:05Resignation.
00:14:05Do you want me to resign?
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:06Do you want me to resign?
00:14:07Hey, Juan, wait a moment,
00:14:08that reinforcements are coming.
00:14:09We left my brother alone,
00:14:11that is not to blame for anything.
00:14:12It was the weeds that were causing the stairs.
00:14:15Mr. John,
00:14:15his sister is like Knight Rider,
00:14:17appears just when you need it most.
00:14:18Let's see,
00:14:19one thing is my personal life
00:14:20and another very different one,
00:14:21my impeccable political career
00:14:23based on horror.
00:14:23Yes, Juan, yes.
00:14:24Yes, it is very clear.
00:14:25Come on,
00:14:25we go up,
00:14:26that we have to peel the grapes.
00:14:27Strip.
00:14:28Now, come on.
00:14:29The demonstration is over
00:14:30I have to keep scrubbing.
00:14:31Or it dissolves peacefully
00:14:33or I take out the steamer.
00:14:34This one has been saved by the chunga.
00:14:35Yes, but these horns
00:14:37they are going to cost you dearly.
00:14:40May I know?
00:14:41what were you thinking?
00:14:43Hey?
00:14:45A slope never resigns.
00:14:47The legislature is running out,
00:14:48as God commands.
00:14:49These people want my head.
00:14:50But why so much hostility?
00:14:52The people forgive you for stealing,
00:14:53that you govern badly,
00:14:54that you lie,
00:14:55but some horns,
00:14:56Not that, Juan,
00:14:57they don't forget that.
00:14:58Look what happened to Clinton.
00:14:59Clinton didn't fall in love with the intern
00:15:00and I love Isabel.
00:15:02That,
00:15:02and on top of that you look for her married.
00:15:03Dad,
00:15:04How do you see this dress?
00:15:05for tonight?
00:15:06How does it look on me?
00:15:07Daughter, why do you torture me?
00:15:08Good, right?
00:15:09Thank you.
00:15:11Juan,
00:15:12to a married person
00:15:13don't touch it.
00:15:14What do you think?
00:15:14He didn't call me?
00:15:15Attention Andrés
00:15:16when did I get here?
00:15:17But I can't think of anything to do.
00:15:18Do you like Andrés?
00:15:20How strong!
00:15:21It doesn't matter,
00:15:22was an example.
00:15:23Now what we have to do
00:15:24is to wash your image.
00:15:25Let's organize at home
00:15:26a New Year's Eve dinner
00:15:28for all the neighbors.
00:15:29Today?
00:15:29And with what excuse?
00:15:30Let's eat the grapes of Concord.
00:15:32What does it matter?
00:15:32Smokescreen,
00:15:34Juan.
00:15:34Come on,
00:15:35calls an urgent meeting
00:15:36that I'm going to defrost
00:15:38the prawns.
00:15:39As it is
00:15:40my popularity rating,
00:15:41I don't think anyone is coming.
00:15:43But I summon with little.
00:15:46Let's see,
00:15:47we are all falling silent
00:15:48that today we are many.
00:15:49You have to see the power
00:15:50of call
00:15:50that have horns.
00:15:51There are a lot of tenants here
00:15:52that has slipped in.
00:15:53Listen,
00:15:54that we
00:15:54They called us, huh?
00:15:55This smells to me
00:15:56to his life of rent.
00:15:57I mean,
00:15:57that Juan and the grass
00:15:58they are together.
00:15:59Yeah,
00:16:00I don't know,
00:16:00Andrés is there so calm.
00:16:01Today they kill each other.
00:16:02You should go home
00:16:03because this is not an environment
00:16:04for the child.
00:16:04But man,
00:16:05if I can't go out at night
00:16:05and I can't go to the movies,
00:16:06Well, let me have fun.
00:16:07for a while, right?
00:16:08Let's see,
00:16:08that the meeting is about to begin.
00:16:10It is strictly prohibited
00:16:11the launch
00:16:12of marzipan,
00:16:13sugared almonds
00:16:13or any other Christmas object
00:16:15that endangers
00:16:15the life of Mr. John
00:16:16or mine
00:16:17that I am very close.
00:16:18Thank you so much.
00:16:19Excellent.
00:16:20There are many of us today, aren't there?
00:16:21Yeah,
00:16:21This is an open meeting
00:16:23for all the neighbors
00:16:24because John has
00:16:25great news to give you.
00:16:26Cuesta pregnant
00:16:27to the herbs.
00:16:28Please,
00:16:28don't speculate ahead of time.
00:16:30With neighbors,
00:16:31fully aware
00:16:32of the tense ones
00:16:33and difficult moments
00:16:34that we have had to live through
00:16:35this Christmas,
00:16:36I have decided to invite you
00:16:37to a big dinner
00:16:37New Year's Eve
00:16:38to become brothers again
00:16:39to this our community
00:16:40and thus recover
00:16:41the spirit of concord
00:16:42that has always characterized us.
00:16:44That's very good.
00:16:45But we have already passed
00:16:46with horns and questions.
00:16:47Are you listening to my brother?
00:16:49We give you dinner for free
00:16:50with grapes and everything.
00:16:51Thank you so much,
00:16:52but it's that I
00:16:52we have a party at home
00:16:54with some friends.
00:16:55Oh yeah?
00:16:56And at what time?
00:16:56Is it going to start to get a little bit ambiance?
00:16:58No, ma'am, no.
00:16:59I also throw a party
00:17:00at my place,
00:17:01but no neighbors
00:17:01you're invited, huh?
00:17:02I say it so that later
00:17:03let there be no misunderstandings.
00:17:04It is clear that always
00:17:05you can go to the video store
00:17:06where for 65 euros
00:17:07you have an open bar.
00:17:08Marisa is charged a supplement
00:17:09that is not profitable.
00:17:10Oh well,
00:17:11Is everyone going to have parties?
00:17:12or what is this nonsense?
00:17:13Who hasn't anyone asked for?
00:17:14permission to the community?
00:17:15I'll have to see
00:17:16I also want to say something.
00:17:20Moved, moved.
00:17:21Pass me the seeds.
00:17:22I imagine you already know
00:17:23everything that has happened
00:17:24between my wife
00:17:25and this gentleman.
00:17:26Well, we are missing some details,
00:17:28but come on,
00:17:28radiopatio already informs us.
00:17:29Andrew,
00:17:30things happen for a reason.
00:17:31Your happiness is closer
00:17:33than you think.
00:17:34I'm sure this lady is a virgin.
00:17:36Yeah,
00:17:36what I want to tell you
00:17:38It's that I too
00:17:39I invite you
00:17:39for dinner tonight
00:17:41at my place.
00:17:41I have thought
00:17:42that would be a good way
00:17:44to say goodbye
00:17:45of all of you.
00:17:46No,
00:17:47Here is the only authorized dinner
00:17:48It's my brother's,
00:17:49First-class prawns.
00:17:51Well,
00:17:51that people go
00:17:52to whomever you want,
00:17:53No?
00:17:53Or none.
00:17:53Or both.
00:17:55Well,
00:17:56I'll wait for you
00:17:57at ten o'clock at my house.
00:17:58Okay,
00:17:58do what you want,
00:18:00but a gentleman already said it
00:18:01who knew a lot about this.
00:18:02The one who moves
00:18:03it doesn't appear in the photo.
00:18:05Ah,
00:18:05Well, if there is going to be a photo,
00:18:06It's better if we all go out
00:18:07because it is a nice memory.
00:18:08Good,
00:18:09the gesture has already been made.
00:18:10Let each one have
00:18:10with his conscience.
00:18:11The session is adjourned.
00:18:12Thank you all very much
00:18:13for your assistance
00:18:14and happy new year.
00:18:15Everyone is reminded
00:18:16those present
00:18:16which is still open
00:18:17the deadline for the Christmas bonus
00:18:17for the goalkeeper.
00:18:18Were you complaining?
00:18:19to come to the meetings,
00:18:20Maury?
00:18:20Sell me half the floor
00:18:21and I want to be an owner.
00:18:22Oh my goodness!
00:18:24Two dinners
00:18:24and three parties
00:18:25and I have no will.
00:18:27What a Holy Hangover
00:18:29have mercy on us.
00:18:34Yeah,
00:18:34at nine o'clock.
00:18:35Hey,
00:18:36bring Alfonso.
00:18:37Well,
00:18:37with the one you are with now.
00:18:39Then bring them both.
00:18:41That is.
00:18:41Come on,
00:18:42see you later.
00:18:42Excellent.
00:18:43Nobody is letting me down.
00:18:44You have to see the pull
00:18:45that Diego has.
00:18:46Hey,
00:18:46stop adding cholesterol
00:18:47to the child.
00:18:48It's the last one,
00:18:49I swear.
00:18:49The one who is not me
00:18:50is the possessed east.
00:18:51Maury,
00:18:52Can we talk for a moment?
00:18:53Thank goodness you're here.
00:18:54I need you to be me
00:18:54totally sincere.
00:18:55I'm not coming tonight.
00:18:57Ah,
00:18:57excellent.
00:18:58Hey,
00:18:58Now seriously,
00:18:59look,
00:18:59I like the black one better,
00:19:00but for a change,
00:19:01What do you mean you're not going to be able to come?
00:19:01tonight?
00:19:02No,
00:19:02It turns out that my father
00:19:03He called me for dinner
00:19:04with them at home
00:19:05that I think he wants
00:19:06fix things with me.
00:19:07Sorry.
00:19:09Well,
00:19:10Well, fixed here,
00:19:11let him come,
00:19:12and reconciliation in your environment.
00:19:14No,
00:19:14because my grandparents are there too.
00:19:15Because they come too,
00:19:15that's how you introduce them to me.
00:19:16How am I going to introduce you?
00:19:17to my boyfriend,
00:19:17that my grandfather is 92 years old?
00:19:19The same,
00:19:19he's also gay
00:19:20and it's your last chance
00:19:21to come out of the closet.
00:19:22In the family
00:19:22there are always precedents.
00:19:23I had a great-grandmother
00:19:24who was just like Ronaldinho.
00:19:25Pussy,
00:19:26Mauri,
00:19:26I have to have dinner with the family.
00:19:27How am I going to fail?
00:19:28now the party?
00:19:29Diego,
00:19:29Who's going to eat all this?
00:19:31Apart from Bea,
00:19:32I mean...
00:19:32You have fun,
00:19:33you don't fail anything,
00:19:34If I can, I'll escape.
00:19:35Well,
00:19:35Well, wait
00:19:36I'll record you with the camera
00:19:37because if not, people
00:19:37you won't believe it
00:19:38that I have made my life.
00:19:39Mauri,
00:19:39please.
00:19:39Diego,
00:19:40Yes, it is very easy,
00:19:40you just have to say
00:19:41hello,
00:19:42I'm Diego,
00:19:42Mauri's boyfriend,
00:19:43happy new year.
00:19:44Well,
00:19:44look,
00:19:44I'm sorry,
00:19:44as soon as the upload is over
00:19:45I'll call you.
00:19:46Okay?
00:19:46Come on.
00:19:47It's a very bad hour,
00:19:48all lines full.
00:19:51Everything has to be perfect.
00:19:53My mother loves it
00:19:54to piss me off,
00:19:55don't make it easy for him.
00:19:57Okay,
00:19:57Okay,
00:19:57Okay,
00:19:57Okay.
00:19:58And what do you like about museums?
00:19:59She paints pictures,
00:20:00They are terrifying,
00:20:01but each one fights
00:20:02against menopause
00:20:03as best he can.
00:20:04Dear,
00:20:04you look very good
00:20:05with what you've put on.
00:20:06Ah,
00:20:06and he likes opera.
00:20:08I mean,
00:20:08that if the topic comes up at the table
00:20:09you love Verdi and Puccini.
00:20:11Verdi and Puccini,
00:20:12all of them.
00:20:13Emilio,
00:20:13but Emilio,
00:20:14what are you doing?
00:20:15Pussy,
00:20:15if it is for one day
00:20:15what am I going to tell you?
00:20:16come on,
00:20:16if it's just a moment.
00:20:18Besides,
00:20:19you don't even have to take it off,
00:20:19but as long as you upload it
00:20:20a little bit is worth it.
00:20:21Emilio,
00:20:22My country is coming for dinner,
00:20:23How does it occur to you?
00:20:24think about sex?
00:20:25Women,
00:20:25because this is how we relieve tension,
00:20:26it's going to be an old people's night
00:20:27very hard.
00:20:28You always have everything up to date.
00:20:30You'll see
00:20:31as if it wrinkles my dress.
00:20:32Hey,
00:20:32if you're going to start complaining
00:20:33we leave it,
00:20:34Hey?
00:20:34Look,
00:20:35if you keep quiet anyway
00:20:35I can concentrate,
00:20:36Hey?
00:20:36Come on,
00:20:36let's get into the swing of things.
00:20:37Come on,
00:20:38man,
00:20:38a respect
00:20:39that we are in Christmas.
00:20:42What a show.
00:20:44You wouldn't have taken the key from him.
00:20:45Dad,
00:20:45there is a knock at the door.
00:20:46You'll see
00:20:47that I get on the
00:20:48I'm going to prepare them tonight.
00:20:49Let's have dinner like God.
00:20:52Emilio,
00:20:52Your father can't stay for dinner,
00:20:54Hey?
00:20:54Dear,
00:20:54If I told him to have dinner with us
00:20:55is that he is very lonely.
00:20:56Do you know what a mess this could be with my parents?
00:20:58Let it not sound
00:20:58How am I going to introduce him to that father-in-law?
00:21:00So I put a robe on him.
00:21:00and we say he is a mad scientist,
00:21:02a rimpi kamikaze.
00:21:03He has that face
00:21:03because he was run over by a whaler.
00:21:04Or you tell him
00:21:05that he can't stay for dinner,
00:21:06I'll tell you.
00:21:06No, no, no, no,
00:21:07I'm not telling you.
00:21:08Hey,
00:21:08dad,
00:21:09hey,
00:21:10that they don't need to do anything.
00:21:11What do you mean no?
00:21:12Of course it is necessary.
00:21:13As Bethlehem's kitchen
00:21:14we reached the new year.
00:21:15No, no, no,
00:21:15if you can't stay
00:21:16because the parents from Bethlehem are coming
00:21:17and it's better that they don't see you.
00:21:19Ah,
00:21:19Well, I'm leaving now.
00:21:21I don't want you to be ashamed of me.
00:21:22But if we are not ashamed,
00:21:23if these gentlemen
00:21:24They are very serious
00:21:24and you're going to get bored.
00:21:26No,
00:21:26but if it is normal,
00:21:27at my age,
00:21:27Well, nothing,
00:21:28you leave me stranded
00:21:28like an old dog.
00:21:30Dad.
00:21:30Like a used cafeteria.
00:21:31Let's see.
00:21:32Like a mobile phone that fails.
00:21:33Come on,
00:21:33don't be a pain.
00:21:34Go to dinner at Mr. Cuesta's house
00:21:35or Mr. Guerra.
00:21:36They have free dinner.
00:21:38Ah,
00:21:39Happy New Year, son.
00:21:41I'm going to miss you.
00:21:50Thank you, Emilio.
00:21:52It's the best.
00:21:54It may already be important
00:21:55your father's thing.
00:22:01Hey,
00:22:01this is very good.
00:22:02Appetizer,
00:22:03three courses and dessert.
00:22:04We have to bring tupperware up.
00:22:05With this we eat
00:22:06even kings.
00:22:07Ah,
00:22:08beautiful.
00:22:08Andrés has set the menu
00:22:09at the door.
00:22:10Don't tell me
00:22:10who are letting themselves be seduced
00:22:12for this underhand tactic.
00:22:13Hey,
00:22:13don't be mistaken.
00:22:14We are always
00:22:15alongside those who suffer.
00:22:16Look,
00:22:17Rioja Reserva.
00:22:18This is very good
00:22:19for the heart.
00:22:19Oh really?
00:22:20Well, this is unfair competition.
00:22:22I don't think it's right.
00:22:23Andrew,
00:22:23what you have done to him
00:22:24with his wife,
00:22:24neither.
00:22:27What's for dinner?
00:22:28What am I in for?
00:22:29In shins with Roquefort.
00:22:30Suckling Lamb
00:22:31with garnish.
00:22:31This man is a heaven.
00:22:33Vicenta,
00:22:34control your pheromones
00:22:35that you are putting it
00:22:36all lost.
00:22:42Agostinos,
00:22:42Percemes and Sirloin
00:22:43with ticket sash.
00:22:45Well,
00:22:46It is not a thing either
00:22:47to crucify the president
00:22:49because of a hot flash.
00:22:50Lack of session
00:22:51It is very bad.
00:22:52Look at this.
00:22:53I think Juan Cuesta
00:22:54deserves another chance.
00:22:55Oysters and figales
00:23:07grilled.
00:23:08Eye,
00:23:08that what he has done to you
00:23:09to poor Andrés
00:23:10It is humiliating,
00:23:11Hey?
00:23:11They wouldn't be good neighbors.
00:23:13if we let him pass
00:23:14only New Year's Eve.
00:23:16Andrés doesn't need to.
00:23:17Of course.
00:23:18Champani,
00:23:24every first brand.
00:23:29Look,
00:23:30we are doing aerobics.
00:23:32Open bar,
00:23:33chocolate with churros
00:23:34and a raffle
00:23:35from a lot of sports
00:23:36war.
00:23:36Hey,
00:23:36In the end they finish us off
00:23:37inviting you to a cruise.
00:23:39To be honest,
00:23:40the worst
00:23:41is going through it
00:23:42It's Andrés.
00:23:42Well,
00:23:43we sacrifice ourselves
00:23:43and we had dinner with him.
00:23:44Besides,
00:23:45he is a free man.
00:23:46I think this is my chance.
00:23:47Vicenta,
00:23:48it is not a dilemma.
00:23:51Too late,
00:23:52Pres.
00:23:52They have already decided.
00:23:53I can't believe it
00:23:54that after all
00:23:55what I have done
00:23:55for my neighbors
00:23:56over 13 years
00:23:57of sacrifice,
00:23:58now pay me
00:23:59leaving me alone.
00:24:00Don't worry,
00:24:01I have dinner with you.
00:24:02Thank you, Mariano.
00:24:03Listen,
00:24:03and I couldn't manage
00:24:04something with your sister?
00:24:05Because tonight
00:24:06she is very pretty for love.
00:24:08Please, please!
00:24:10Really,
00:24:11Go politicians,
00:24:12this is how the country is going.
00:24:13Here's to good living!
00:24:15Mommy,
00:24:15Should I call you now?
00:24:16because then there is no way, daughter?
00:24:18Happy New Year!
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:20No, no, no,
00:24:21that I stay at home
00:24:22with Alice,
00:24:22in a quiet way,
00:24:23having dinner.
00:24:24Yeah I know.
00:24:28Hey, Mom,
00:24:29mother,
00:24:30mother,
00:24:30I'll call you later, okay?
00:24:32Okay, a kiss.
00:24:34Surprise!
00:24:35What do you think?
00:24:36I thought it better
00:24:37let's start the party
00:24:37and we are already eaten
00:24:38grapes on bread, right?
00:24:39But who have you called?
00:24:41To the uncles
00:24:42that were on your agenda.
00:24:43I feel like Michael J. Ford
00:24:44traveling in time.
00:24:45It's all full
00:24:46of people from the institute.
00:24:48But it is to have
00:24:48on account of your boyfriend.
00:24:49Shh!
00:24:49Be quiet!
00:24:50My news
00:24:50it's in the old agenda.
00:24:52Faith,
00:24:52how are you?
00:24:53Do you remember me?
00:24:55Victor!
00:24:58Victor Callejo!
00:24:59Man!
00:25:01You look so good!
00:25:04Well, I'm free.
00:25:06What I told you
00:25:06in third year of buffet
00:25:07still standing.
00:25:08Yeah.
00:25:09Is your house insured?
00:25:10Because I have some offers...
00:25:12No, no, the truth
00:25:13it's not.
00:25:13Hey, I'm going to get a drink,
00:25:15I'll be back later.
00:25:16Come on, enjoy!
00:25:19Hey, Lucia!
00:25:20You don't answer my calls.
00:25:22Have you remembered?
00:25:23to put the money in
00:25:24in the pension fund?
00:25:25This is José Manuel,
00:25:27my tax advisor.
00:25:27Incredible!
00:25:31Lucia!
00:25:32Man!
00:25:33What's happening?
00:25:33Where did you leave yourself?
00:25:34to Roberto?
00:25:36That one lives well!
00:25:37This is Antonio,
00:25:38the one who did the renovation for me.
00:25:39Ah, nice to meet you!
00:25:41Enchanted, madame!
00:25:42What a party, huh!
00:25:44All dude!
00:25:45You only think about yourselves!
00:25:47Yes, yes,
00:25:48the truth is yes.
00:25:52Alice,
00:25:53Would you like to join me for a moment?
00:25:54to the bedroom?
00:25:55Aunt, what a day!
00:25:56with very expensive people.
00:25:57It's not a mess, Alicia.
00:26:03They are phone numbers
00:26:04that I have written down there,
00:26:05well, well, well,
00:26:06well, well, well,
00:26:06I have them written down there.
00:26:07Oh, well, you make me feel more at ease.
00:26:09because when I have seen
00:26:09to that 60-year-old man...
00:26:11But he is my gynecologist.
00:26:12Oh, I thought it was
00:26:13your exes' agenda,
00:26:14since you only have 40 names.
00:26:15Man, yeah,
00:26:15There are some exes,
00:26:16but come on, prehistoric
00:26:17and the last thing I want besides
00:26:18is to see them again.
00:26:19Besides, don't you understand?
00:26:20that there may be someone
00:26:20on that agenda
00:26:21who I haven't slept with?
00:26:22Well, specify.
00:26:23Put Antonio Reformas
00:26:25or José Manuel,
00:26:25tax advisor.
00:26:26Let's see.
00:26:27Yes, you see here.
00:26:29Dr. Ramos,
00:26:29What does this mean?
00:26:30That you've hooked up with a doctor.
00:26:31I once went to the hospital
00:26:32because he had a narzuelo
00:26:33and a kid appeared.
00:26:35It was delicious.
00:26:36No, no, no, I'm not interested,
00:26:37Alicia, no.
00:26:38By the way,
00:26:39You call me a materialist,
00:26:40Well, go on, you...
00:26:42Cesar, BMW.
00:26:43You target them for the car they have.
00:26:45He is the mechanic of the workshop.
00:26:47Look, I've done it.
00:26:47with my best intentions.
00:26:48If you don't like the party,
00:26:49tell them to go away.
00:26:50Yes of course,
00:26:50at half past nine
00:26:51New Year's Eve
00:26:51I tell everyone
00:26:52who are looking for a living.
00:26:53So relax and enjoy.
00:26:54if we can have a great time.
00:26:55What's here, Alba?
00:26:57What's here?
00:26:57But who warned him?
00:26:58I don't.
00:26:59What am I going to call you?
00:27:00Lucia.
00:27:02Yeah?
00:27:03Can I come in?
00:27:04Just a moment.
00:27:06I'm going right now, okay?
00:27:07Yeah, yeah, come in.
00:27:09Hello.
00:27:10Hello.
00:27:12Look,
00:27:13I came to dinner with you
00:27:14since we kept each other company
00:27:15and I find a party.
00:27:17And to come, Diego?
00:27:18No.
00:27:20No.
00:27:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:23He is, he is with Mauricio.
00:27:25Bastard.
00:27:26No.
00:27:27Bastard.
00:27:27Calm down, woman.
00:27:28Wait for men.
00:27:30Look, let's go to the bathroom to touch you up.
00:27:31that I am going to introduce you to
00:27:32a very cute tax advisor.
00:27:33Yes, yes.
00:27:34Very handsome, yes.
00:27:35Very handsome.
00:27:37Diego, come on, come on.
00:27:39I'm leaving here,
00:27:40shitting myself.
00:27:40Yes.
00:27:43Lover that I bring you.
00:27:45Diego,
00:27:45but where are you going to go?
00:27:46I think so.
00:27:48I feel like Bin Laden,
00:27:49no one can see me.
00:27:50Leave.
00:27:51Go, go, go.
00:27:52My God.
00:27:56Lucia,
00:27:56you have to come for a check-up.
00:27:58How are you doing with the IUD?
00:27:59Ah, well,
00:28:00Well, very well,
00:28:01there it remains,
00:28:02where you left it.
00:28:03Ah,
00:28:03but you have an IUD.
00:28:08Hey?
00:28:10What do you think?
00:28:11I have spent some money.
00:28:13I had to sell
00:28:13the console and video games.
00:28:15Oh, well this is love, huh?
00:28:17You have left the console
00:28:17for a girl,
00:28:18It is usually the other way around.
00:28:20Hey, what's up?
00:28:21How are ticket sales going?
00:28:22Well, a success.
00:28:23We have sold two.
00:28:24Fuck,
00:28:25Well, they're going to get blind.
00:28:26But you didn't say that people
00:28:27leaves everything
00:28:27for the last moment.
00:28:28I don't know,
00:28:29they will have become more organized.
00:28:31This thing about the European Union
00:28:32is screwing us.
00:28:33I think it's some kind of curse.
00:28:34from this video store.
00:28:34Well, let's see now.
00:28:35how we recover the investment.
00:28:36No, don't worry.
00:28:37If at the last minute
00:28:38there's always some loser.
00:28:40Hello,
00:28:41I have been told that here
00:28:41you're going to throw a party.
00:28:43Do you have any tickets left?
00:28:45Few.
00:28:46The latest.
00:28:48They were reserved.
00:28:49What a fucking asshole.
00:28:49Well, but because it's you...
00:28:51Come on, 75 euros.
00:28:53Fuck.
00:28:55And what time does this start?
00:28:56Well, now.
00:28:57What do you want to drink?
00:28:59What is it?
00:29:04Mom, mom, the 21st,
00:29:05third B.
00:29:07No,
00:29:07that it is not a dangerous neighborhood.
00:29:10No, there are no rapists.
00:29:11Today they are all having dinner.
00:29:12Come on.
00:29:13Emilio,
00:29:15They are already here.
00:29:17I'm here, I'm here.
00:29:19How is the knot?
00:29:20What have you done to yourself?
00:29:21What am I going to do?
00:29:22Get dressed up.
00:29:23Elegant?
00:29:24If you look like a salesman
00:29:25from encyclopedia.
00:29:26Take this off.
00:29:26Yes, better more metrocesual.
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:28Hey,
00:29:30I'm going to tell your mother
00:29:31that is very young
00:29:32and your father laughed
00:29:33all the thanks.
00:29:34Not even my mother is young
00:29:35not even my father is funny.
00:29:36Don't be a suck-up, okay?
00:29:38They're here, huh?
00:29:39Emilio,
00:29:40we are winners
00:29:41and we are happy.
00:29:42We are winners.
00:29:43Dear,
00:29:43what I have thought
00:29:44that of a teacher
00:29:45it's a small thing,
00:29:45since I made it up
00:29:46I could be a motorcycle racer or...
00:29:48Emilio,
00:29:48don't screw it up, okay?
00:29:49That we screwed up.
00:29:50I don't like the teacher.
00:29:51Well, that's what you're studying.
00:29:55Hello.
00:29:55Mom, Dad,
00:30:02This is Emilio.
00:30:03A pleasure,
00:30:04where there are any.
00:30:06How are you?
00:30:08Allow me your coat, ma'am.
00:30:10Well, ma'am,
00:30:10to say the least,
00:30:11because we are going,
00:30:12you are very young.
00:30:13They do look like sisters.
00:30:14Vija,
00:30:15your boyfriend
00:30:16he's calling you old.
00:30:20Doesn't it look like an otter?
00:30:22Well no,
00:30:23it is imitation.
00:30:24Well, that's very good.
00:30:25Because there is nothing
00:30:26that eats them the most
00:30:26that a lady
00:30:27with an animal fur coat.
00:30:29Poor things,
00:30:29the otters
00:30:30and the bison.
00:30:31Well,
00:30:31but the scarf
00:30:32yes it is real fox.
00:30:34Ah, that's right,
00:30:35to the foxes
00:30:36they must all be exterminated.
00:30:37Well,
00:30:38daughter,
00:30:39how long, huh?
00:30:42Tell us.
00:30:42Well, I'm very happy.
00:30:44Me too,
00:30:44me too.
00:30:45Yeah.
00:30:50This is a vote
00:30:51of punishment, Juan.
00:30:52They are all there,
00:30:53with Andrés.
00:30:53The message is clear.
00:30:54It's up to them.
00:30:55The important thing is that it's New Year's Eve
00:30:56and we are going to celebrate it as a family.
00:30:58Of course.
00:30:59Today I feel like a bigger burden.
00:31:00Be still,
00:31:01that the children are missing.
00:31:03Whatever you say, sweetheart.
00:31:04Mariano,
00:31:04please,
00:31:05I ask you.
00:31:06Leave.
00:31:06Happy New Year to all.
00:31:07What do you mean?
00:31:08Aren't you staying for dinner?
00:31:09No,
00:31:09I'm going to a party
00:31:10with my boyfriend.
00:31:10What boyfriend?
00:31:11Don't know.
00:31:11That's what I'm getting at,
00:31:12to meet him.
00:31:13Come on,
00:31:13bye.
00:31:13This comes out to what it comes out.
00:31:15Then we'll throw our hands up in horror.
00:31:17Well,
00:31:17José Miguel remains,
00:31:18which is much more familiar.
00:31:19And I'm sure that Mr....
00:31:19Well,
00:31:25They're going to let me in.
00:31:26But,
00:31:26What do you mean not?
00:31:27If I organize it.
00:31:28Yeah,
00:31:28the DJ.
00:31:29Well,
00:31:29if you choke on the grapes
00:31:30or those things,
00:31:31I'm down.
00:31:31But,
00:31:32no,
00:31:32no,
00:31:32that you are not old enough for parties.
00:31:34Hey!
00:31:37José Miguel.
00:31:38Since Paloma left
00:31:39This family is dismembered.
00:31:41Thank goodness you're here.
00:31:42If not,
00:31:43Imagine.
00:31:44Can?
00:31:45No way!
00:31:46I warn you that this is a serious offense.
00:31:48which entails suspension of pay.
00:31:49Who are you talking to?
00:31:51Where are you going?
00:31:52Don't you have dinner at home?
00:31:53Tonight is for family dinner
00:31:54and what's inside.
00:31:55I don't know what it is.
00:31:56And are you going to spend New Year's Eve alone?
00:31:58I was thinking of going to yoga school.
00:32:00There instead of taking the grapes
00:32:01we rub ourselves with an olive branch.
00:32:03You feel like new.
00:32:04No,
00:32:04No,
00:32:04I can't allow
00:32:05have a great New Year's Eve
00:32:06with your feet on the back of your neck.
00:32:07You dine with me.
00:32:10No,
00:32:11No,
00:32:11No,
00:32:11No,
00:32:11Juan.
00:32:13Things are not as you think.
00:32:15Our relationship
00:32:15it's like this elevator.
00:32:17No matter how much we fix it
00:32:18it's going to end up breaking down.
00:32:19Isabel,
00:32:21look me in the eyes
00:32:21and tell me you don't love me.
00:32:24I don't love you.
00:32:28Are you lying?
00:32:29I've seen that face myself.
00:32:30many times in children
00:32:30when they tell me
00:32:31No,
00:32:31is that I believed
00:32:32that the industrial revolution
00:32:33did not enter
00:32:33and yes it did enter
00:32:34because I gave it on Friday.
00:32:35It's that we are doing harm
00:32:37to many people.
00:32:38This is going to cost us
00:32:38at least
00:32:38our reincarnations.
00:32:40Look,
00:32:40I am reincarnated for you
00:32:41in stick insect
00:32:42if necessary.
00:32:43But you don't realize,
00:32:43Isabel,
00:32:44that this may be
00:32:44the first night
00:32:45of the rest of our lives.
00:32:47Oh,
00:32:48how cheesy.
00:32:55I love it.
00:32:57Come on.
00:32:59Nieves,
00:33:00I'm not even handsome
00:33:01I don't have any money,
00:33:02but you already put that.
00:33:03What I can promise you
00:33:04is that we never lack passion.
00:33:06Look how my heart beats.
00:33:07The heart is on the other side.
00:33:09Already,
00:33:09is that they opened me
00:33:10when I appendix it
00:33:11and it will be known
00:33:11where they have placed each thing.
00:33:13Do you want to see the scar?
00:33:14Juan calls the doorman
00:33:15and take his father.
00:33:16Nieves,
00:33:17tonight we are going to be
00:33:18one more mouth for dinner.
00:33:19The adult was seated
00:33:20at our table.
00:33:21You must not be serious.
00:33:22Well yes,
00:33:23and you're going to have to get used to it
00:33:24because Isabel and I
00:33:25we have a project
00:33:26of the future together.
00:33:27I refuse to share
00:33:28my table and my sirloin
00:33:29with this.
00:33:30I said Isabel is staying.
00:33:31Well, I'm going to Andrés's house.
00:33:33Well, very well.
00:33:34You've already pissed me off,
00:33:35Pussy.
00:33:38I told you,
00:33:39people don't understand our thing.
00:33:41I don't even understand it myself.
00:33:42A drink?
00:33:44Several.
00:33:47Man,
00:33:48I thought you weren't coming.
00:33:50What's up,
00:33:50How were we going to stay?
00:33:51without knowing?
00:33:52No,
00:33:52Diego is not here.
00:33:53He couldn't come.
00:33:54But otherwise
00:33:54I have everything ahead of me.
00:33:55It smells like crisis here
00:33:56and nothing else.
00:33:57Yeah,
00:33:57of all life.
00:33:59You should put up a little sign
00:34:00at the door.
00:34:00You would save
00:34:01many explanations.
00:34:02Come,
00:34:02I want to introduce you to
00:34:03to everyone.
00:34:04Maurito,
00:34:04I'm very lazy,
00:34:05No?
00:34:05But if Diego isn't there,
00:34:06I'll have to boast about something,
00:34:07No?
00:34:08Oh,
00:34:08pulling from the bench.
00:34:09Let's see,
00:34:10let's see,
00:34:10everyone.
00:34:11Attention,
00:34:11that I want to introduce to you
00:34:12to Bea,
00:34:14my child's mother.
00:34:15Oh,
00:34:15how are you now!
00:34:17What are you going to call him?
00:34:18And where are you going to give birth?
00:34:19The most natural thing is in the bathtub,
00:34:21of aquatic environment
00:34:22to the aquatic environment.
00:34:23Here comes the shower bib,
00:34:24I don't know if it will work.
00:34:25Well, it looks divine,
00:34:26chick,
00:34:26when will it be accountable?
00:34:27Well, I think so.
00:34:29How cute!
00:34:31What a jump,
00:34:31my love!
00:34:32No,
00:34:32No,
00:34:32No,
00:34:32that is coming now,
00:34:33I think my water has broken.
00:34:35Oh,
00:34:35God,
00:34:36peaceful.
00:34:37Yeah.
00:34:37Oh,
00:34:38God,
00:34:38breathe.
00:34:39And Mauri,
00:34:39Pussy,
00:34:39reacts.
00:34:41Don't worry.
00:34:41Hey,
00:34:41that I live on that side
00:34:42and I have a bathtub.
00:34:45I'm,
00:34:45I'm hyperventilating.
00:34:48What a party,
00:34:49Hey?
00:34:50When I think that you have only charged me
00:34:5175 euros for this,
00:34:52I've gotten a buzz.
00:34:53Josemi,
00:34:54turn down the music,
00:34:54please!
00:34:55You have no gear,
00:34:56Hey?
00:34:56No,
00:34:57The good thing about this party
00:34:57there is no stress,
00:34:58you don't spend four hours
00:34:59to order a drink,
00:35:00there is no fighting with the girls,
00:35:02because there isn't any.
00:35:06Do you fancy a great party?
00:35:08Open bar,
00:35:0830 euros.
00:35:0920?
00:35:09Come on,
00:35:10I'll leave it at 10.
00:35:12Five,
00:35:12Hey?
00:35:13And we put the dynamic duo.
00:35:17Let's see,
00:35:18the towel,
00:35:19the sneakers,
00:35:21the padel racket.
00:35:22This is not the guy's bag.
00:35:23Oh,
00:35:23I have already taken it,
00:35:24I'll be in the car.
00:35:25Mauri,
00:35:25don't worry,
00:35:26relax,
00:35:26breathe.
00:35:27And what do we do?
00:35:28Stay home,
00:35:30gossip in my drawers.
00:35:31Come on,
00:35:31I take out the handkerchief,
00:35:32you whistle.
00:35:33Be careful.
00:35:33But if there is no traffic,
00:35:34closes,
00:35:35It's so cold.
00:35:36Hello.
00:35:38We are throwing an awesome party there.
00:35:41We make offers to groups.
00:35:42Hey,
00:35:42Is it already ambient?
00:35:43Yeah,
00:35:44Yeah,
00:35:44Yeah,
00:35:44I peeked out,
00:35:45they are the llombres.
00:35:47The entrance fee is 90 euros.
00:35:49Oh well,
00:35:50I'll give you a two for one deal.
00:35:55Hello.
00:35:57Hello.
00:35:58Hello.
00:36:02Guys,
00:36:03I introduce you to some friends of Mauri.
00:36:04Ah,
00:36:05hello.
00:36:06He had to go to the hospital.
00:36:08You've put me into labor.
00:36:10Oh,
00:36:11for God's sake.
00:36:11Well, the house is very nice.
00:36:14Hey,
00:36:14Is this gotelé?
00:36:15Mother,
00:36:16we are renting,
00:36:17we're not going to spend money until next year,
00:36:18give us the duplex.
00:36:19Hey,
00:36:20I told you she's very pretty.
00:36:21Don't get defensive.
00:36:22You have to go see your brother's chalet.
00:36:25The priority notifies you when they take things out
00:36:27and orders them online.
00:36:29And find deals.
00:36:30Yeah.
00:36:31As soon as they release one with tits,
00:36:32I call myself arcion.
00:36:36Oh,
00:36:37excellent,
00:36:37excellent.
00:36:38Well,
00:36:38Well, this is an English,
00:36:39a Spaniard and an American.
00:36:40Emilio,
00:36:41Emilio,
00:36:41Can you bring the consommé?
00:36:42Yeah,
00:36:42my love.
00:36:43Can I help you?
00:36:43No,
00:36:44no,
00:36:44no,
00:36:44no.
00:36:44If I am a modern man,
00:36:46I'll take care of everything in the kitchen.
00:36:48Oh,
00:36:48Yeah?
00:36:48Well,
00:36:49It's just fantastic.
00:36:50It's great.
00:36:51Host,
00:36:52how does this burn?
00:36:52Oh,
00:36:53a gap there,
00:36:53hollow there,
00:36:54host,
00:36:54a gap there,
00:36:55that I'm burning.
00:36:56Oh,
00:36:56But what is mom?
00:36:57What child?
00:36:58What are you doing?
00:36:59Not even dressed at all.
00:36:59Not me who was burning.
00:37:00Not even dressed at all.
00:37:00Oh,
00:37:00Excuse me,
00:37:01It's that I have an elbow injury from playing father.
00:37:03and my shoulder has failed me.
00:37:04These things are picked up with a nice cloth.
00:37:07Dear,
00:37:07I left the soup tureen there for you.
00:37:08Come on,
00:37:09that it has been nothing.
00:37:10The temperature is fine,
00:37:11dear.
00:37:13It wasn't funny at all.
00:37:15No,
00:37:15No,
00:37:15no grace at all,
00:37:16Yeah,
00:37:16It's how he tells it.
00:37:17Did I tell you I've been made marketing director?
00:37:19And you, Emilio,
00:37:21what do you do for a living?
00:37:22Because Belén has maintained your relationship
00:37:24in the most absolute secrecy.
00:37:26Son,
00:37:27Yeah,
00:37:27This girl has always been very difficult.
00:37:28Hey,
00:37:29Well, I am a dentist.
00:37:32Just like Arthur.
00:37:34Ah,
00:37:34Yeah,
00:37:35Well, look what a coincidence.
00:37:36There are so many professions.
00:37:38And where did you study?
00:37:39Hey,
00:37:40in the United States.
00:37:42Walk like Arthur.
00:37:44At which university?
00:37:46Which one did you study at?
00:37:47In Boston.
00:37:48Me in California.
00:37:49Oh.
00:37:50There is one thing,
00:37:50Emilio,
00:37:51open your mouth,
00:37:52dear.
00:37:52Yeah.
00:37:53The orthopantomography shows that the maxillary sinus must be elevated to apply the implant,
00:37:59But how do you see it?
00:38:01Hey,
00:38:01Yeah,
00:38:02Yeah,
00:38:02Yeah,
00:38:02Yeah,
00:38:02Yeah,
00:38:02must be clearly cleaned up.
00:38:04You can shut your mouth now,
00:38:04thank you.
00:38:05What would you do about crossbite?
00:38:08Would you resort to orthodontics?
00:38:09Hey,
00:38:10Yeah,
00:38:10Yeah,
00:38:10Yeah,
00:38:10Yeah,
00:38:11I always choose the most expensive.
00:38:12Haven't you seen this ad that says nine out of ten dentists recommend sugar-free gum?
00:38:17Yeah.
00:38:17Well, I'm the one who says with sugar.
00:38:19What would we do without cavities?
00:38:20We're going to hell.
00:38:22Dear,
00:38:22but we are not going to talk about work,
00:38:24Hey?
00:38:24It's New Year's Eve.
00:38:26And yes,
00:38:27Pussy,
00:38:27that you can't live by being clean.
00:38:29Oh!
00:38:30It's burning again.
00:38:31You see it,
00:38:32if there is broth that...
00:38:34Hey,
00:38:39Well, I find this world of tax deductions super fascinating.
00:38:43I recommend that you attend one of my courses,
00:38:45Spiritual economy,
00:38:47Personal Income Tax,
00:38:48and Inner Peace.
00:38:49Oh,
00:38:50how good it sounds!
00:38:51You're not gay,
00:38:52No?
00:38:54Clear,
00:38:55If after we hooked up at the end-of-year party,
00:38:57You told me you were going to call me.
00:38:58Yeah.
00:38:59Fourteen years have passed.
00:39:01It's that my parents punished me,
00:39:02and then she is in a lot of pain.
00:39:03Yeah, yeah.
00:39:04And the cinema sit-in?
00:39:05I still have the two tickets you told me to buy to see Pertil Woman.
00:39:08350 pesetas.
00:39:10I'll pay you, okay?
00:39:11I'll pay you back, I promise.
00:39:12Lucia, Lucia, I'm going to be honest with you.
00:39:14I'm married, but it doesn't matter, I'm separating.
00:39:16If my son is already older, if he is already three years old...
00:39:19Look, Victor, Quique, Quique, Victor, I'll be right back.
00:39:22Hey, do you want to save 400 euros on your car insurance?
00:39:25Lucia, I'm getting really depressed, huh?
00:39:27I look just as desperate as they are.
00:39:29This is depressing, but what kind of people did you associate with?
00:39:32We need to set the bar a little higher.
00:39:34Hey, sorry, but those guys from yesterday were the pretty boys in class, right?
00:39:36Hi, we were still crazy about him.
00:39:38And what happened to him?
00:39:40Well, nothing, he got married.
00:39:41Of course, it breaks down a lot.
00:39:42Hey, I'm going outside to get some fresh air, okay?
00:39:44But if someone else confesses to me before the raises, I swear I'll kill him.
00:39:50Tell him yes.
00:39:56Don't think about it any longer.
00:39:59It's your chance.
00:40:03Don't let her get away.
00:40:05This is the moment.
00:40:12Tell him yes.
00:40:14Tell me.
00:40:18Tell him yes.
00:40:21Yeah.
00:40:22Tell me.
00:40:25Well, then what?
00:40:27Will you marry me?
00:40:28Lucia, don't worry, it's Christmas.
00:40:30I've disarmed you, huh?
00:40:33Yeah.
00:40:35But what's going on?
00:40:35You didn't like the lyrics?
00:40:37I was about to get Bisbal, but he was too busy.
00:40:39But Carlos, you think I'm stupid.
00:40:41Just because it's Christmas and I'm alone, you're going to get me to marry you?
00:40:44Well, that was kind of the idea.
00:40:46Hey, but we have an emergency topic prepared, huh?
00:40:48Guys, guys, emergencies.
00:40:48Emergencies, two and...
00:40:51No, thank you very much, really.
00:40:53Marrying you would be the last thing I would ever do in my life.
00:40:55Lucia, I don't want to be rude, but I have the feeling you don't live in the real world.
00:40:59Oh, and you do?
00:41:00You're going to turn 30, there are no more prince charmings.
00:41:04Well, there was one, but it's already taken.
00:41:05I think that I, objectively, could...
00:41:07Out.
00:41:07Have a...
00:41:08Okay, okay, okay.
00:41:09Leave.
00:41:10I'm leaving, because I also have my pride.
00:41:14Hey...
00:41:14Can I stay at the party for a while?
00:41:17It's just that I'm a little hung up.
00:41:21It has happened to me.
00:41:22Thank you.
00:41:23Hey, are there any women?
00:41:26Two.
00:41:26Two, enough.
00:41:27That's it.
00:41:31Hello.
00:41:31Hello, Lucia.
00:41:32Hey, can we talk for a moment?
00:41:33Yeah.
00:41:34I have to tell you something important.
00:41:35Yes, yes.
00:41:37Can you believe Carlos just asked me to marry him?
00:41:40That?
00:41:41Well, don't you think that's regrettable?
00:41:43Taking advantage of a person's low moment to declare your love.
00:41:45Does it seem normal to you?
00:41:46Hey?
00:41:47It's just that people are very desperate.
00:41:49It's so good to be alone, huh?
00:41:51Yeah.
00:41:52What are you doing?
00:41:53No, my pants are falling down, okay?
00:41:54She has lost weight and is falling out.
00:41:56Did you buy me a little present?
00:41:57A little gift?
00:41:58What are you saying?
00:41:59Why?
00:42:00Already.
00:42:01Of course, of course, that's normal too.
00:42:03Well.
00:42:04Hey, I need to get out of here.
00:42:05Shall we go up to the attic and eat the grapes together, like every year?
00:42:09Yes, yes.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11It's a bit messy.
00:42:13My assistant has become ill.
00:42:14Yeah.
00:42:15Let's see.
00:42:16I just knew it.
00:42:16Hey, what are you doing!
00:42:17Hey, Lucia.
00:42:18No, Lucia.
00:42:18Give me that.
00:42:19No, what are you waiting for?
00:42:20It's spoiled our mood a bit, hasn't it?
00:42:36Should I put the Christmas carols back on?
00:42:37No, please.
00:42:38Yes, what are we talking about?
00:42:40Sorry, my head is somewhere else.
00:42:43All the neighbors have turned their backs on me.
00:42:45It's as if Jesus had been left hanging at the Last Supper by the apostles for going to dinner with Pilate.
00:42:51Imagine what a sad painting Da Vinci would have painted.
00:42:53But leave him, if we are together.
00:42:55Forget about the community, even if it's just for one night.
00:42:58Isabel, I can't eat the grapes in peace, knowing that all the neighbors have lost confidence in me.
00:43:02But if they have never had it.
00:43:05Look, let's go over there in front.
00:43:07We publicly apologize to Andrés and we all ate the damn grapes of concord together.
00:43:12I'll wait for you here, because they're now showing a special with the best insults from Congress.
00:43:15Don't worry, I've set it to record.
00:43:17Yes, but it's not the same.
00:43:20I already have the ring in the glass to toast.
00:43:23Do you want me to tell you what wish I'm going to make?
00:43:25No, no, don't tell me, otherwise it won't come true.
00:43:28I've already taken that into account.
00:43:29That's why I'm going to wish for the opposite.
00:43:31And I can tell it like this, because when I tell it the opposite of what I wish will happen,
00:43:35which is exactly what I want to happen.
00:43:37Isn't it well thought out?
00:43:38Uh, yeah, awesome. I'll go look for the second installment.
00:43:42I'm going with you, I have to tell you.
00:43:44Leave me and I'll go, you're too old.
00:43:46Seriously, with me here, you don't lift a finger in the kitchen.
00:43:51Andrés, I came to tell you something. Right here in front of everyone.
00:43:54Does he come to provoke you in your own home?
00:43:57Look, just like in Las Vegas. Dinner with a show.
00:43:59Let me speak, please.
00:44:01Juan, you don't need to say anything.
00:44:03That's it. Go for it.
00:44:04I want you to know that, even though it hurts, I know that you can't fight love.
00:44:10And not only am I not going to get in the way of your relationship,
00:44:14but I extend my hand to you in a sign of friendship.
00:44:17I have not been able to make her happy.
00:44:19I hope you get it.
00:44:22Ah, well...
00:44:24If you wish, you are all invited to enjoy the grapes at home.
00:44:28That is, in his house, because this is my house.
00:44:31But well, as if it were yours, because his is not mine.
00:44:34And so.
00:44:36Thank you.
00:44:44Bravo! Bravo!
00:44:47This is it, with a knot, but with your head held high.
00:44:50Let everyone see it.
00:44:51Well, it wasn't that bad, was it?
00:44:53What do you mean no?
00:44:54Even the chunga is speechless.
00:44:56He is a gentleman.
00:44:58That's the man I want for president.
00:45:00Of course. Honest and of the people.
00:45:02Well, let's calm down, our dinner's getting cold.
00:45:05No way.
00:45:06You have to vote.
00:45:07I'm not starting the year with that thief leading the community.
00:45:10I'm going for the taperunna.
00:45:13Motion of censure now.
00:45:14The marzipan revolution.
00:45:16Don't be unfair to my brother's career.
00:45:19Do you have something there?
00:45:21Listen.
00:45:22What's up, damn it?
00:45:23It's Christmas time.
00:45:24That I don't like.
00:45:25You are a very strange man.
00:45:26It's poorly done.
00:45:27Leave me alone.
00:45:29He meant it, didn't he?
00:45:30Please take me to the operating room now.
00:45:35I want to give birth!
00:45:37It's all your fault!
00:45:39Don't worry.
00:45:41That's normal.
00:45:41You swear during contractions.
00:45:43Here you hear everything you don't see.
00:45:45Hey, look.
00:45:47You have to delay a little longer, okay?
00:45:49Or more?
00:45:49Yeah.
00:45:50Relax and breathe.
00:45:51Sorry, but I'm the one telling you that.
00:45:53Come on, relax and breathe.
00:45:55Who is going to go into labor with her?
00:45:57I.
00:45:58Rosa, please, I'm the father.
00:45:59Oh, and I'm his partner?
00:46:00Well, well, I'll leave the clothes here.
00:46:03But he is not the breeder.
00:46:05Let's see, who do you want to come in with you?
00:46:07The anesthesiologist!
00:46:09Ouch, it hurts!
00:46:11Look, we're not going to make a fuss here.
00:46:12This is why you come in.
00:46:16Excuse me, the photographer is here.
00:46:17The photographer?
00:46:18What do I know?
00:46:19But this is like the amusement park
00:46:21who take a souvenir photo.
00:46:22It is for the press report.
00:46:24It looks like this is going to be the first baby of the year.
00:46:26Oh, what are they going to do with the already famous child?
00:46:27like the children of the princesses!
00:46:29In addition, several brands give you bundles of products.
00:46:31for the baby's first year of life.
00:46:33You have clothes, diapers, toys, clothes...
00:46:35Hang in there, honey, it's going to be the first baby of the year!
00:46:38Wow, this is getting interesting.
00:46:40Dilate, Bea, dilate, there are fewer rooms.
00:46:43Well, well.
00:46:44A dentist boyfriend.
00:46:46It is the first joy that Belén has given us in a long time.
00:46:49And you have to study.
00:46:50The girl didn't want to.
00:46:52Instead, his brother Jorge.
00:46:53There you have it.
00:46:54I'm in Baqueira, Beret, with two kids.
00:46:56and also a new chalet.
00:46:58But I've told you so many times.
00:47:00Study, even if it is at a distance, a guitar course,
00:47:02electricity in the car...
00:47:03Mom, I'm a marketing director.
00:47:06Do you know how much this dress is worth?
00:47:07Right now I'm earning around...
00:47:09Hey, Emilio, why haven't you invited your parents?
00:47:11That's how we knew them.
00:47:13Both were very good, when I was still very young.
00:47:16Maria Jesus, please.
00:47:18Forgive them, they just have a knack...
00:47:20Hey, what did I know?
00:47:22And what happened to them?
00:47:26Was...
00:47:26It was a maritime accident.
00:47:29The ship sank.
00:47:31No, no, no, no.
00:47:32They rented one of these pedal cars.
00:47:33and the hangover took him away.
00:47:35I was playing on the beach with the bucket
00:47:36and with someone else's shovel or tragedy.
00:47:38Well, but he's already way over it.
00:47:41What is wine good for?
00:47:42Hey, poor thing, who did you grow up with?
00:47:45He adopted me from the beach bar.
00:47:46Yes, I grew up among hammocks and tinto de verano.
00:47:48But hey, I learned four languages.
00:47:50Sure, sure, sure.
00:47:51You had to grow up very quickly, right?
00:47:53Son, you have to learn to live with pain.
00:47:57It's the motto of my practice.
00:47:58Don't call me, son, I'm going to cry.
00:48:01Honey, will you join me for a moment to cut some more bread?
00:48:05I'll bring it to you right away, okay?
00:48:08I like this guy.
00:48:11Man, it's fine for the girl.
00:48:13The thing is, the grandchildren aren't going to turn out like Jorge's.
00:48:16You're stupid, what?
00:48:17What do you invent for?
00:48:18Damn, it's your fault.
00:48:19If you don't make me introduce you to my father, I'll kill him.
00:48:21The orphan thing is always ready.
00:48:23Emilio, you're talking so much nonsense that we'll get caught out in the end.
00:48:25No, but things are going very well.
00:48:27I'm already like family.
00:48:28Your mother taught me all the ties.
00:48:29I ask you, please.
00:48:30Let me do the talking, okay?
00:48:31They don't even pay attention to you.
00:48:32Well, but they are my parents.
00:48:34If you don't shut up, how am I going to give the image of a winner?
00:48:36Let's see.
00:48:36Hey, you have the same problem as your mother, huh?
00:48:39Come by my office on Monday.
00:48:41Go on.
00:48:41Pull, pull.
00:48:45Hey, Emilio, would you like to work at my clinic?
00:48:49Well, I'm delighted, but I'm already setting up my own.
00:48:52I already have the magazines for the waiting room and I've put on the background music.
00:48:55I've bought all of Kenny G's albums.
00:48:57Throw it away, entrepreneur.
00:48:59Like your brother, Jorge.
00:49:01I told you that they might make me director of international markets.
00:49:04And where do you plan to open the clinic?
00:49:07Next to a candy store.
00:49:08Yes, I have everything planned.
00:49:15And every time there's a meeting, you have to bring the sofa into the room?
00:49:18You have to be really good at Tetris.
00:49:20It's going to be a magical moment.
00:49:22All the neighbors united, celebrating the New Year with cordiality and joy.
00:49:27Costs!
00:49:27Out on the street!
00:49:28Your luck's over, man!
00:49:30Well, what does this mean?
00:49:31Early elections.
00:49:32We want Andrés as president.
00:49:33Juan, I told you.
00:49:34Yerbinski is going to cost you your job.
00:49:36I remind you that according to the horizontal property law,
00:49:38to call an election it is necessary first...
00:49:41Look how he grabs the position!
00:49:43Well, I stop paying the community fees.
00:49:45Us too.
00:49:46You can't go against the neighbors.
00:49:48Let's vote, shall we?
00:49:48So let's vote.
00:49:49We'll see what happens.
00:49:50Juan, you're taking a risk.
00:49:52I am a property owner and I also vote.
00:49:54Look, I already have two.
00:49:55Let's see which side Mauri and Lucía are on.
00:49:56We're going to see it right now.
00:49:58You see?
00:49:58What's this about?
00:49:59I thought we had smoothed over our differences.
00:50:01And we have filed them down, if I don't want to be president.
00:50:04Ah, then that's settled.
00:50:05I'm going to stop the coup plotters.
00:50:06But then I thought better of it.
00:50:08You have taken away what I love most.
00:50:10And I'm going to take away from you what you want most, the presidency.
00:50:14This is the typical soap opera moment when they go to commercial.
00:50:22Ah.
00:50:25Well, let's see if I've understood this correctly.
00:50:26So, this ring is from your father who bought it for your mother for the Three Kings Day because
00:50:29He doesn't know what to give her and is going to ask her to marry him again.
00:50:32And he asked you to keep it because your grandmother is a kleptomaniac and if she keeps it, he
00:50:35at home it disappears.
00:50:36Ah, that's nice.
00:50:37After 32 years they still love each other.
00:50:39Roberto, I know your father perfectly.
00:50:40Do you expect me to believe it?
00:50:41Or let's change the subject, whatever is more comfortable.
00:50:44Admit it.
00:50:44You were going to ask me to marry you.
00:50:46No, no, no.
00:50:46I was going to ask you to come back.
00:50:48That later you wanted to get married.
00:50:49Well, look, we already had the ring and one less problem.
00:50:51But nothing more.
00:50:51Roberto, don't let go of all your romanticism at once, my legs are shaking.
00:50:54But anyway, we ate the grapes and remained friends.
00:50:56Okay.
00:50:59Surprise choice!
00:51:01Neighbors for change!
00:51:02You have to choose a president.
00:51:04Andrew or John.
00:51:05And what is this?
00:51:06The electoral college?
00:51:07This is my house.
00:51:08Hey, can't you wait until tomorrow?
00:51:09No.
00:51:09We have to vote now, without any reflection sessions or anything.
00:51:13Fucking naked.
00:51:14Have you all come back?
00:51:16Or is it just sex?
00:51:17Lucía, I just ask that you keep in mind my 13 years of impeccable management.
00:51:20Look, I have a color chart of economic developments here that clearly reflects...
00:51:25If you vote for me, I promise to change the elevator.
00:51:27And do you also promise to tell us how you're going to pay for it?
00:51:29With sponsor.
00:51:30We covered it with stickers, like on motorcycles.
00:51:33And the goalkeeper with advertising on his shirt, like Fernando Aloncho.
00:51:36That's cheap demagoguery.
00:51:38No, Juan, that's a good idea, the goalkeeper goes.
00:51:40How come this didn't occur to you?
00:51:41Yes, I vote, but I vote blank.
00:51:43No way.
00:51:44You have to choose a side, either a warrior or a quest fighter.
00:51:47If you vote for Andrés, we will go three months without gossiping about you.
00:51:50Man, that's a pretty good deal.
00:51:52Ah, buying votes.
00:51:53I contest this election.
00:51:54Look how it bites.
00:51:56You don't have a program.
00:51:57Yes, I vote, but I vote whatever I want.
00:51:59And I vote blank.
00:52:00That's it, everyone out.
00:52:01Well, you're on the cover.
00:52:02Roberto and the pieja are back.
00:52:03Hey, if she votes blank, we're still tied.
00:52:07Of course, the gay decides.
00:52:08Well, she's in labor.
00:52:10Everyone to the hospital, we sneaked into the emergency room.
00:52:14How sad.
00:52:15The first thing that baby is going to see is a neighborhood meeting.
00:52:17Hey, they think we're together.
00:52:19Well, you were going to kiss me.
00:52:21Or you were going to kiss me.
00:52:22My first New Year's Eve party and it turns out it's a gay party.
00:52:29Man, I wanted to see girls.
00:52:30DJs always get laid.
00:52:31Look at my brother, how much fun he's having.
00:52:33That?
00:52:33Triumphing with Mauri's friend, right?
00:52:35But don't be children.
00:52:36This is proof that we live in a society full of prejudices.
00:52:39And that a heterosexual and a gay person can perfectly establish a friendship without any sexual tension.
00:52:45What have they combined or is he pulling my eyebrows?
00:52:47What a bore.
00:52:48My life is shit.
00:52:50My son ignores me.
00:52:51Snow called me ugly.
00:52:53With what I have been, I have always lived off my physique.
00:52:56Where do I get a leg?
00:52:58Mariano, this is the last one, huh?
00:53:00Damn, Paco, calm down, that baby...
00:53:02No, you will be charged for admission.
00:53:04Paco, give me a rum.
00:53:06And what do you want?
00:53:07Johnson & Tonic.
00:53:08Your friend is charming, huh?
00:53:09Thank you.
00:53:10Ah, but you didn't know him?
00:53:12Yes, without Mauri's life.
00:53:13But you are blind!
00:53:14It just can't be.
00:53:16No, yes, yes, it's me.
00:53:17Hey, hey, this is Diego, this is Diego!
00:53:20Mauri's boyfriend!
00:53:21Weren't you having dinner with your parents yesterday?
00:53:22Yeah, well, but I came to Video Club for some movies for my nephews.
00:53:25Oh, hey, I'll love Mauri, you'll see how excited he'll be.
00:53:27No, don't call him now, he'll be very busy and all that with the edge.
00:53:30Don't call him.
00:53:30Yes, yes, yes.
00:53:31No.
00:53:34Mauri, phone!
00:53:35I refuse to let this be the first image my son has of me.
00:53:38Well, if you don't like it, I'll wear it myself.
00:53:39No, it's not that ugly either.
00:53:40I mean, I rocked and it suited him.
00:53:43Yeah.
00:53:44Mauri, Mauri, we just met Diego.
00:53:46As?
00:53:47Yes, we are here at the Video Store.
00:53:49Pass it to me.
00:53:50She has already dilated nine centimeters.
00:53:52Bea, speed up.
00:53:53You have eight minutes to twelve.
00:53:55What do you think I'm doing, taking a nap?
00:53:57Oh, doctor!
00:53:59Mauri, what the hell are you doing there, traitor?
00:54:01You weren't having dinner with your family.
00:54:03No, yes, everything has an explanation, right?
00:54:06Look, Diego, I'm about to be a father, okay?
00:54:08I mean, I don't have time for your fifteen-year-old lies.
00:54:11We're done.
00:54:12Mauri!
00:54:14That?
00:54:15They take her to the operating room.
00:54:16Damn, I'm coming!
00:54:17We're going to the operating room.
00:54:21What's going on?
00:54:22And is it dad?
00:54:23Who left me?
00:54:24Oh my God.
00:54:26Hey, so you're free, right?
00:54:27A drink?
00:54:27I have to talk to him.
00:54:29Look, I've told you.
00:54:30Jump in very quickly!
00:54:32A tizani, damn it!
00:54:34Emilio, everything was delicious.
00:54:36Oh, how nice that you're so good at cooking!
00:54:38That's why they read me!
00:54:40It's a disaster!
00:54:40Well, mom, what did I cook?
00:54:43Well, I'll turn on the TV, they'll switch on with the chimes.
00:54:46Hey, Emilio, I want you to know that we are very happy that you have joined the family.
00:54:50Look, this year you're coming to our house in Almuñecar for Easter.
00:54:54Oh, this year yes, are you inviting?
00:54:55Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, confirmed, eh.
00:54:57I make a space for myself at the clinic.
00:54:58Emilio, from now on, I want you to think of us as the parents you never had.
00:55:04That.
00:55:05Life is pure shit.
00:55:07Dad, what the hell are you doing here?
00:55:12Son, nobody loves me. I'm very lonely and very drunk.
00:55:16But his father had not died in an accident at sea.
00:55:18Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, this is my stepfather, the one from the beach bar.
00:55:21He has a problem with alcohol and I don't have a place here.
00:55:24Come on, let's go to sleep, landa.
00:55:25Don't be ashamed of me, because I am nothing.
00:55:33It's just that in winter he has a lot of free time and drinks, but come on,
00:55:36who now starts counting baby squid and falls asleep right away.
00:55:39How beautiful.
00:55:40You are returning all the love he gave you as a child.
00:55:43And let's see if something sticks to the girl,
00:55:45because she has certainly never been so affectionate with us.
00:55:48Okay, Mom, I'm the antichrist.
00:55:49Leave me alone now.
00:55:50Hey, what did I tell you?
00:55:51Can't talk to you?
00:55:52Have you seen it?
00:55:55Look, I tried to kiss you, okay?
00:55:57But because you have initiated the movement of getting closer.
00:55:59I?
00:56:00But it was you who bowed your head with your mouth open.
00:56:02Me with my mouth open?
00:56:04No, that's not my technique.
00:56:05Well, we both wanted to kiss, didn't we?
00:56:07So why don't we kiss?
00:56:09Come on.
00:56:09You see?
00:56:12But if you are the one who moves first by opening your mouth.
00:56:15Come on, come on, be quiet.
00:56:16Here, here, there isn't any, here.
00:56:18Oh, it's almost twelve o'clock.
00:56:19We're going to miss the grapes.
00:56:21Fuck the grapes.
00:56:23Sorry.
00:56:24Hello.
00:56:26Hello hello.
00:56:26It's just that we were looking for a little privacy.
00:56:29and how your gynecologist fell asleep in your bed.
00:56:32And what is the meter room for?
00:56:33The meter room?
00:56:35Is that what's next to the mailboxes?
00:56:36Okay, okay, okay.
00:56:37Oh!
00:56:37Hey, thanks a lot, huh?
00:56:40And happy new year!
00:56:41Happy New Year!
00:56:45Well, where were we?
00:56:47I don't like the party.
00:56:49There are very ugly people.
00:56:50And I feel very alone.
00:56:51Alicia, please.
00:56:54I can stay.
00:56:55Take the grapes with you.
00:56:59Please don't fuck with me.
00:57:02Come on, you're doing very well.
00:57:03Look, push.
00:57:05If I don't feel anything with the epidural.
00:57:07You pretend to push, but hold on a little.
00:57:09There are three minutes to twelve.
00:57:11Scalpel.
00:57:11We're going to do an episoptomy.
00:57:13What's that?
00:57:13No, nothing.
00:57:14There is a small incision here in the vulvovaginal area to facilitate the birth of the child.
00:57:19Mauri, hold on, please!
00:57:20How funny, I don't have anesthesia.
00:57:24Mauri, we need to talk...
00:57:25Holy shit, holy shit!
00:57:27Hello, play that game that Licia can't come.
00:57:29Mauri, if your girlfriend comes in, I will too.
00:57:30But hey, what is this?
00:57:31Diego, what do you want?
00:57:32This is not the time.
00:57:33Please get this girl out of here.
00:57:34Mauri, I lied to you because I was overwhelmed by the idea of all your friends coming to see me at home.
00:57:37Because you're a homophobic gay.
00:57:38How do you eat that?
00:57:39Because I was wrong.
00:57:40Then I met them and they were lovely people, so I felt very comfortable with them.
00:57:42Mauri, we can't break up over something stupid like that.
00:57:44Of course we can.
00:57:45Mauri, I love you.
00:57:47Excuse me, but I'm giving birth if that bothers us.
00:57:49Yes of course.
00:57:50Hey, Carmen, it's just that all these people here can only stay one...
00:57:53Mauri, you have to vote.
00:57:55You have to choose president, Juan or Andrés.
00:57:58But what is a meeting in an operating room?
00:57:59Please, security.
00:58:00But what security?
00:58:01Are we four losers working here?
00:58:03Mauri, you should know that I have a community gay pride day planned for my program.
00:58:07I'm going to turn the gatehouse into a 24-hour daycare.
00:58:10And who's going to be the babysitter?
00:58:11Variano?
00:58:12Listen, we were trying to make up.
00:58:14I'm being a father and I'm missing out.
00:58:16Mauri, you vote for that moment.
00:58:18A J or an A?
00:58:19But how am I going to vote for this one?
00:58:20A jota.
00:58:21I vote for Juan.
00:58:22Come on, everyone out.
00:58:23Yes, yes, yes!
00:58:24I won!
00:58:24I won!
00:58:25That's nothing.
00:58:26We must take stock.
00:58:27Come on, please, go out.
00:58:28Leave this clear.
00:58:29Please, if you would be so kind.
00:58:31Yes, yes, yes.
00:58:31Hurry, we might miss the grapes.
00:58:33Yes please.
00:58:38Honey, calm down, you were having a great family dinner.
00:58:40No, it's just that it's enough.
00:58:41I'm fed up.
00:58:42That I have no place in this family.
00:58:44It's not that I'm the black sheep, it's that I'm the invisible sheep.
00:58:46You've always thought I'm a failure.
00:58:48But daughter, how are we going to think that?
00:58:50Yes, yes, yes, we have thought about it.
00:58:51Don't lie to the girl.
00:58:52Okay, yes.
00:58:53But nothing happens.
00:58:55There's his brother Jorge to make up for it.
00:58:56And here we go with Jorge!
00:58:57Come on, mom, leave it already.
00:58:59Let's take it to your life.
00:59:00Don't call him, Mom.
00:59:01Hey, let him call me whatever he wants.
00:59:02Daughter, don't act like that, you're also a winner.
00:59:06If not, look at the boyfriend you found.
00:59:07Well, he's the building's doorman.
00:59:10He earns 400 euros a month and I'm unemployed.
00:59:12Wasn't he a dentist?
00:59:13No, he scrubs the landings and takes out the trash.
00:59:15And aren't you ashamed?
00:59:17Let the poor thing support you with what little he earns.
00:59:19That's enough.
00:59:20Get out of here both of you.
00:59:21Out.
00:59:22Hey, we have to eat the grapes.
00:59:24Well, you take it on the street.
00:59:26Oh, she's very lively.
00:59:27Were we supposed to go to Jorge's house like every year?
00:59:30Well, we've already called each other for the doll, haven't we?
00:59:32Take, take, take.
00:59:33What did you have left, my girl?
00:59:35Oh my God, lucky you.
00:59:37What are you up to?
00:59:38No, what are you up to?
00:59:39For once in my life I'm lucky enough to find a family that loves me, jealousy consumes me.
00:59:42But they have to love me, I'm their daughter.
00:59:44That love is mine.
00:59:45Well, if they don't give it to you, let someone else take advantage of it.
00:59:48Envious.
00:59:48You know what I'm telling you?
00:59:50That we are done.
00:59:51What are we done for?
00:59:53Damn, the grapes.
00:59:54Emilio, we're cutting.
00:59:55Wait a bit, Dad, the grapes.
00:59:58Luis, I threw myself into preparing the youth.
01:00:01Andrés, Juan, today.
01:00:07Do you want to stop kissing already?
01:00:09Juan, well, it is.
01:00:10That's mine.
01:00:12Debut yourself.
01:00:13What a democrat.
01:00:15Come on, cheer up, it's already coming out in your head.
01:00:16Maurillo.
01:00:17Okay, yes, I forgive you.
01:00:19Look.
01:00:21Jota, that's Mauri's.
01:00:22Two, one.
01:00:23The fool has won.
01:00:24As soon as they're done, you're leaving the house.
01:00:27Be careful, I'm not going to make you sing pretty.
01:00:31Andrew.
01:00:31Andrew.
01:00:32What's happening?
01:00:32What's happening?
01:00:33What's happening?
01:00:35What a bastard.
01:00:36Not which ones, not which ones, not which ones.
01:00:38What a bastard.
01:00:41That's blank.
01:00:42Who has thrown in blank?
01:00:43The virgin.
01:00:44Vicenta, for God's sake, now.
01:00:45Next up.
01:00:47Perfect, see.
01:00:48The first baby of the year.
01:00:49Please give it to me for the photo.
01:00:55Finally.
01:00:59Andrew.
01:01:00Three to two.
01:01:01Andrés, my friend.
01:01:03Hey, Mario!
01:01:04Oh no!
01:01:05Let's see, let's see, it's impossible.
01:01:07Andrés was voted for by Vicente and Concha.
01:01:09And Mauri voted for me, I voted for myself and he voted for me...
01:01:11This way you forget about the presidency and we have more time for ourselves.
01:01:18It's well thought out here.
01:01:19Juan, the herbs have betrayed you.
01:01:22President!
01:01:23President!
01:01:24President!
01:01:26President!
01:01:27You're in love, Juanito.
01:01:28You will get through this.
01:01:33So you are no longer president?
01:01:35No, Emilio.
01:01:36It's the end of an era.
01:01:38Well, Belén kicked me out of the house.
01:01:39Wow, we've started the year well, you and I.
01:01:43Come on, party!
01:01:45You'll come clean that up tomorrow, you jerk.
01:01:47But it's okay, Emilio.
01:01:49I'll be back.
01:01:53Son, can you tell what you've done?
01:01:55Belén has kicked me out of the house.
01:01:58Well, we're done, Dad.
01:01:59Our love broke from overuse.
01:02:01Wow!
01:02:02Sleeping with you again.
01:02:04I was so glad I was alone.
01:02:05But anyway, you didn't complain that nobody loved you.
01:02:08Well, here's your son.
01:02:09Hey, can we still go to the scallop for breakfast?
01:02:13Well, we'll try tomorrow, let's see.
01:02:14Come on, I'll buy you some churros.
01:02:16Joy, it's New Year!
01:02:18But don't cry for me, Mr. Juan.
01:02:20You have to be strong, damn it.
01:02:23Dad, are you coming or staying or should we get you something?
01:02:26A little splash.
01:02:28Come on.
01:02:29Mr. Juan, and now what am I doing without Belén again?
01:02:31Well, for now, let's have some hot chocolate and churros and think quietly.
01:02:35But how am I going to have a chocolate if I also have a molar pain?
01:02:38Damn, so we'll look for an on-call pharmacy.
01:02:40This is bullshit, Emilio.
01:02:41I think the best thing is to catch us in a good mess and screw everyone.
01:02:45Is there any bar on duty around here now?
01:02:46Man, we'll find him.
01:02:47Man, I think we have such bad luck.
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