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Aquellas_Maravillosas_Series

Santiago siente celos cuando observa la excelente relación que mantiene Lourditas con el psicólogo del colegio. En su afán por proteger su territorio, el mayor de los Serrano invita a comer a la profesora pero la cita será un desastre. En la cita que mantiene Santiago con la profesora de religión, Lourditas abandonará el local decidida a no conceder otra oportunidad a un hombre tan lejano a su ideal. Sin embargo, Fiti ofrece a su amigo la solución perfecta: apuntarse juntos a un curso de seducción. En el plano empresarial, Diego y Santiago se preocupan ante la visita de un funcionario de Hacienda que pretende revisar la contabilidad de la taberna. Los hermanos, conscientes de las carencias de los libros de cuentas del negocio, organizan diversas iniciativas para distraer la atención del inspector sobre las finanzas familiares. Al notar la atracción que Eva ejerce sobre el hombre, Santiago decide utilizar a su sobrina para conquistar al funcionario del erario público. Por otra parte, Eva y África se enfadan con Marcos y Raúl cuando les descubren haciendo comentarios subidos de tono sobre la nueva novia de Álex. Tras pedir a sus parejas que se disculpen y ante la negativa de ellos, las chicas deciden darles una lección. Teté seguirá el proceso de transformación personal que comenzó por el amor de Humberto y tendrá que enfrentarse a su familia por llevar piercing.

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00:00:00In my family, there isn't a day that goes by without something happening or leaving a mark.

00:00:17My brother says that we mountain folk are like Murphy's Law, but on steroids.

00:00:22Murphy was that man who kept dropping toast.

00:00:30Hey, look, kid, if you're here to sell something, don't waste your time.

00:00:33Here we have everything and in abundance.

00:00:36No, I'm not a salesman. My name is Alfonso Enríquez. I'm a tax inspector.

00:00:39As a tax inspector? The inspector is already dead.

00:00:42And I forgave, and I say this with all due respect, that the deceased deserves.

00:00:45You're referring to my former colleague.

00:00:47Sad, but the Public Treasury cannot be stopped.

00:00:50In addition to the 120,000 euros they owed, we have discovered possible irregularities in the declaration of the years prior to 2001.

00:00:57How 2001?

00:00:58Is that already outlawed?

00:01:01Yes, I'm going to tell you that the four years prior to the current one are subject to investigation.

00:01:05Four?

00:01:07Okay, okay, okay. Don't worry. Relax, we'll help out with whatever is needed.

00:01:12And I'm sure we'll get along well.

00:01:14For now, just a little bit, a little bit of loin, a little bit of ham...

00:01:18No, it's not even a question, Santi, that's not something to be asked.

00:01:20I knew something serious was happening as soon as I saw my uncle Santiago address him formally.

00:01:24And it must have been very serious, because he started cutting the good ham.

00:01:28The one on Sundays, as my uncle says.

00:01:30Yes, the inspection will begin tomorrow.

00:01:31Yeah.

00:01:32Do you have any rooms available?

00:01:34No.

00:01:35No, we have a quarter of it, of which seven quarters we have it.

00:01:37Yes, room available.

00:01:37They have the back room of the pharmacy, they have it there, just sitting there, unused.

00:01:40The back room is there, yes.

00:01:42Show the inspector the back room, Santi, please do me a favor.

00:01:45Come this way.

00:01:47If you have the pleasure, Mr. Inspector.

00:01:49Yeah.

00:01:50Accompany.

00:01:51Well, this is where it all comes down to...

00:01:54Yes, it has been mentioned again.

00:01:55The thing is, the shipment has arrived.

00:01:57And we have everything, as they say, one man for every woman.

00:02:00I need all the accounting books tomorrow, starting with the investment and provision of funds and supplies book.

00:02:06Sure, yes, yes, yes, sure, sure. Whatever you say.

00:02:09Excuse me a moment.

00:02:10No, no, speak, speak, speak.

00:02:11Yes, Antonio.

00:02:13Daddy, uncle, uncle, uncle.

00:02:15We have them all in our arms.

00:02:16And we haven't filled that in.

00:02:18Okay, what do we do, Santi? What do we do?

00:02:19You melt us, ladies, you melt us.

00:02:20So now we have to fill them up, huh?

00:02:23No, no, no, no.

00:02:24Well then, we'll have to close until everything is progressive.

00:02:26I knew my father was desperate.

00:02:29When adults are desperate, they do a lot of silly things.

00:02:33And they end up dragging even their own daughter into the mess, which is what my father did.

00:02:37Do you have your own back room?

00:02:39On a station platform, under the blazing sun, you were talking about a skyscraper in the New York sky.

00:02:50Come soon to see the sea and send a postcard.

00:02:53I already knew that day was the end.

00:02:57Now I have much more.

00:03:01Red, black, stop and even.

00:03:03Finally, luck brings an ace and a crystal to look through.

00:03:06And a wall to hang it on.

00:03:08Seven smiling faces in a passport photo.

00:03:12My stories were not about tales made by chance.

00:03:17Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.

00:03:25One plus one equals seven.

00:03:29Who would have thought?

00:03:33That it was so easy to be happy.

00:03:36How many positions did they leave? A million?

00:03:50No.

00:03:50Two million?

00:03:51We spend a lot on that.

00:03:53Hey, what I don't know is the toilet paper that goes into the duty one at a time.

00:03:59It's not that I...

00:03:59What's going on here?

00:04:03People, oh my God, what a scare!

00:04:04The inspector is about to fall and we're doing the math by guesswork, Santi.

00:04:08Wow, what a mess.

00:04:08I'm going to bring tobacco to jail.

00:04:10Hello.

00:04:10Good morning, everyone.

00:04:11Hello.

00:04:11Do you put the caputitos with milk?

00:04:13I'm wearing it right now.

00:04:14Okay, fine, Diego.

00:04:17How beautiful Lourguita is.

00:04:19Santi, please focus.

00:04:20Focus, because we'll end up in jail.

00:04:22Hey, what?

00:04:23The couple so early?

00:04:25A kiss.

00:04:25Okay.

00:04:28What are you like?

00:04:29Really?

00:04:29What topic?

00:04:32What topic, man?

00:04:33What topic?

00:04:34Nothing.

00:04:35Nothing, just a friendly kiss.

00:04:37Of course, maybe they did Secret Santa at school.

00:04:40What am I doing with my life?

00:04:41The invisible friend.

00:04:42This is as clear as day, man.

00:04:43Of course, it's not like I've done anything to him, man.

00:04:45What will be clear?

00:04:46Because Fermín wants something with Lourguitas.

00:04:48You had your chance there, you finished us off.

00:04:50Of course, Lourguitas is afraid that her time will run out.

00:04:53And they're about to sort it out.

00:04:54Look, no.

00:04:55And no, let's just say Fermín is a kind and polite guy.

00:04:57But this doesn't mean anything, please.

00:04:59There you go, my old lady.

00:05:00A man never, ever does a nice thing for a woman if he doesn't expect to get something in return.

00:05:04And it has healthy ones.

00:05:06Almost sorted.

00:05:07So, with Lourguitas, there's your chance.

00:05:09If you hurry, the thing is you have to go to Machete.

00:05:11To Machete?

00:05:12What, punch Fermín?

00:05:14Well, damn it, and you have to fight back, huh?

00:05:17And take her somewhere romantic, out to dinner or to the movies, whatever.

00:05:21But come on, damn it.

00:05:22Okay, okay, hey, fine.

00:05:31Hello, Lourguitas.

00:05:33Hello, Santiago.

00:05:35I was wondering if you were planning to eat today.

00:05:40Well, if you weren't planning on eating, that's okay.

00:05:43Well, if you were planning to eat, then...

00:05:45Well, yes, yes, I was planning to eat, yes.

00:05:48Well, maybe we could eat together.

00:05:52Of course, Santiago.

00:05:57Okay, then, I'll wait for you here at two, okay?

00:06:00Hello good morning.

00:06:02Whenever you're ready, we can start.

00:06:03The inspector, Santi, the inspector.

00:06:04The inspector, yes sir.

00:06:05Yes sir.

00:06:08Let's see, she's looking for it.

00:06:09The little boy there.

00:06:10Let's see, she's looking for it.

00:06:10The little boy in your park.

00:06:13Oh yeah, man.

00:06:15No, the storyteller, how cold, right?

00:06:17It's new, isn't it?

00:06:18Okay, okay, okay.

00:06:20Let's see, shall we?

00:06:21Let's see, yes.

00:06:22Hey, Alex!

00:06:23What's up, man?

00:06:24How are you?

00:06:25How are you?

00:06:25It's been so long.

00:06:27How are you?

00:06:29What aren't you going to show us?

00:06:31Yes, yes.

00:06:32Look, this is Ana, my friend, Raúl.

00:06:33Hi Ana, how are you?

00:06:34And Marcos.

00:06:35How are you?

00:06:36How are you?

00:06:37Likewise.

00:06:38That's great, isn't it?

00:06:39We're not going.

00:06:41Yeah?

00:06:42Oh, well.

00:06:43Well, it's a pleasure.

00:06:44Short.

00:06:45Be careful, no, be very careful.

00:06:46Come on, let's go to the shade.

00:06:48Have a good time, okay?

00:06:50Damn, Nacho has some big boobs.

00:06:52What an ass.

00:06:52Yes, yes, but no, they're asking for the screams, dude.

00:06:55Eat me, share me!

00:06:56Fuck!

00:06:57Fuck!

00:06:58He's lost it.

00:06:59Are we going to break it, buddy?

00:07:00Fuck!

00:07:01Fuck!

00:07:02Fuck!

00:07:03Fuck!

00:07:04Fuck!

00:07:05How are you?

00:07:05That's great, Marcos!

00:07:07You're drooling, aren't you?

00:07:08What you're saying, Eva, man, it's not that big of a deal.

00:07:10No, I already have.

00:07:11No, leave it, maybe we're not enough.

00:07:13What's that going to be?

00:07:14Hey!

00:07:16No, no, girls, girls, no, man, no, no, you are all very well.

00:07:20For that, we won't do it from the neighborhood, mostly.

00:07:24That?

00:07:25No, look, this is all about different levels, you know?

00:07:29And you, well, listen, in this region you're not exactly top-notch.

00:07:33Pichichis?

00:07:33But they're always top scorers, you know?

00:07:36The thing is, then there are other leagues.

00:07:38Of course, then there's the, well, first division, right?

00:07:41Then there are the galactic leagues, which is something else entirely.

00:07:44And if he doesn't have any superstars, then he'll bring substitutes.

00:07:47Oh no, no, no, let's see, we're not with you because of your looks.

00:07:53No, no, we, we, we are interested, we are interested, right?

00:07:58Yes, yes, no, don't laugh, don't laugh, you, you, you, blonde, don't laugh, I mean, this costs us a daily struggle, you know?

00:08:05With it, this, with instinct, the instinct that we carry inside, we guys, you know?

00:08:10No, no, wait a minute, we're in the same boat, what do we notice first about a guy?

00:08:15In its package.

00:08:15No, no, no, no, yes, darling, no.

00:08:18Oh no, it's true that we aunts don't have hormones.

00:08:21Ah, well, of course.

00:08:21Yes, but for protection.

00:08:23But not us, we instinct, what it is, we have to be depressed, right?

00:08:28Day by day, you know? That's how we control the predator inside us, man.

00:08:31What we're going to do is tell you to go to hell for being brats and for being a jerk.

00:08:36Did he say? Did he say?

00:08:38Look, you're not losing anything, mind you, how long has it been like this, two hours?

00:08:46Look, I was going to catch them. And with a sadistic look on my face.

00:08:49It's just that those who work as tax inspectors or dentists, who are very good people, can't be.

00:08:52But it doesn't necessarily have to reveal anything, so no, there's nothing to discover, right?

00:08:55No problem.

00:08:56Careful, careful.

00:09:00Excuse me.

00:09:00Yeah.

00:09:01It shows here that in 2001 they spent 3,000 euros on toilet paper.

00:09:05It's right?

00:09:06Ah, yes, yes. It was a very hectic time and we had to, well, it was a lot.

00:09:11Well, when I can, they'll prepare the delivery notes and invoices for me to check.

00:09:15There was, now, yes, there was...

00:09:19Santi, this guy is ruining us, he's ruining us, but you're a real smartass, but how could you even think of spending 3,000 euros on toilet paper?

00:09:25Damn, toilet paper, 3,000 euros.

00:09:27I did it for you, by eye, by eye.

00:09:29What if I get confused with the converter and the euros?

00:09:31Is this happening to you because you're stingy?

00:09:32Well, and to save you 10,000 pesos in administrative fees we're going to jail, aren't you going to tell?

00:09:35Calm down, calm down, damn it.

00:09:37Stay calm, things are tight.

00:09:39Okay, but there has to be a solution. There is a solution.

00:09:45This guy, this guy has to have a weak point.

00:09:47Of course not, no.

00:09:48Yes, damn it, there has to be some ass or something, whatever.

00:09:52What did you say?

00:09:52That?

00:09:52Ass.

00:09:55Inspector, I've noticed you're very busy here.

00:09:58May I have a small tray of...

00:09:59No, that's just how it is.

00:10:01If not now, then when I'm hungry.

00:10:03When I have it, out, out.

00:10:04I'll keep it here in the briefcase.

00:10:06But even when he gets home, he's always...

00:10:08Okay, I'll watch it later.

00:10:09Do you want to do yourself a favor?

00:10:10I'll explain it to you now.

00:10:11He's putting everything out there.

00:10:12Leave it, yes.

00:10:13That's it, that's it.

00:10:14Leave yourselves on the roof.

00:10:16Polín, dude.

00:10:17It's just that the sneakers you bought are so fashionable.

00:10:19Hey, how did your old man manage to get them?

00:10:21Well, lighter, slippers, a fire.

00:10:24A regrettable accident.

00:10:26What's up with these sneakers, dude?

00:10:29They're magnets for little balls.

00:10:31No?

00:10:32What's wrong, Humberto?

00:10:33Auntie, I've noticed he's a pretty boy.

00:10:34And what I need is a guy I can really talk to.

00:10:37Yes, my mother says so.

00:10:38What matters is what's inside.

00:10:45What do I say?

00:10:46There's no need to talk so much, is there?

00:10:47What guy?

00:10:49He's so old and he's a real beauty.

00:10:51How are you?

00:10:52Oh!

00:10:53Oh!

00:10:54Move!

00:10:55Move!

00:10:56Move!

00:10:57Move!

00:10:58Move!

00:10:59Move!

00:10:59For me, hoops have always been what we love most here.

00:11:01What, Humberto, have you put on a spike?

00:11:02Yes, I'm going to get a spike, but I don't know.

00:11:04No, no, no.

00:11:06And does it hurt?

00:11:07Well, a little, but it's not that big of a deal.

00:11:10Well, I think that whole thing about the little earrings is a scam.

00:11:13Well, I'm thinking of getting one.

00:11:14Everyone in Barcelona wears it.

00:11:16Oh really?

00:11:17Hey, if you want I can accompany you.

00:11:19Sure?

00:11:21I'm sure you wouldn't prefer to accompany Eva.

00:11:22Well, look, I think I've changed my mind.

00:11:25Hey Marito, I just wanted to tell you one little thing, okay?

00:11:28If my dad sees you coming home with a piercing, well, he'll rip it out with pliers.

00:11:31Yeah, well, your dad might, but my mom doesn't, because she's from Barcelona.

00:11:34Why is he from Barcelona?

00:11:35Phew!

00:11:36What a kid, what's going on with what's happening!

00:11:38Come on!

00:11:39Humberto, what are you doing here?

00:11:40Nothing.

00:11:41Listen, girl, I don't believe you're going to get a piercing and that Inverto is going to accompany you.

00:11:49It's super exciting.

00:11:51It's a meba, a meba.

00:11:53It has something to do with it, damn it.

00:11:54We all have our Ulysses' heel.

00:11:56Give me a reason to be hungry.

00:11:59But since they are, they're fools.

00:12:01Well, honey, they're teenagers and they're horny.

00:12:03The heel, the heel, the heel of Ulysses.

00:12:17What are you saying, man?

00:12:18She's my niece, Fiti, my niece.

00:12:20That's right, that's right, he hasn't said anything, young man, he hasn't said anything.

00:12:23That's really bad, man, that's really bad.

00:12:25I'm going to stir things up with my niece about the inspector, man.

00:12:27She's my niece, Fiti, my niece.

00:12:29Yes, I didn't say incite, I said a little push.

00:12:31But it's true that that's wrong, it's terrible.

00:12:33Fatal?

00:12:39Now, it's terrible that my brother and I are going to jail like we're Mario Conde.

00:12:49The girl is part of the family.

00:12:53I could help.

00:12:56But your brother, I don't know if he'll see it that way.

00:12:59Yes, so the girl is going to help the inspector.

00:13:03Yes, yes, now I'll tell him about Fiti.

00:13:05Since the girl understands numbers, well, we've said,

00:13:08help the man, we were overwhelmed with so much paper there.

00:13:11Sure, and that way you control him a little, you see, you control him.

00:13:13Because there are a lot of clever people out there who might try to pull something shady on you.

00:13:17Okay, no, okay, no, no, no, you were there, yes.

00:13:19Ah, yes, I'll talk to her later and I don't think she'll mind, so...

00:13:23Excuse me a moment, look, if you're not too busy,

00:13:28Can you stop by the tavern later and give us a hand with the inspection?

00:13:32I'm telling you, I don't know anything about inspections.

00:13:34Yes, indeed, if it's not that, then it's checking the numbers.

00:13:37Take a look at the papers, because we're not smart enough for that.

00:13:40And it is a problem, yes, okay.

00:13:41Hey, Mom, I'm going to be late, okay?

00:13:46Because I'm going to get a piercing.

00:13:47Very good, daughter, great, a piercing.

00:13:49What do you mean you're going to get a piercing?

00:13:51Are you going to get a piercing?

00:13:52What, what, what is a piercing?

00:13:54It's one of those earrings that you wear on your body.

00:13:56Do you remember the one I used to wear in my belly button?

00:13:58Yes, I'm going to get it done in my belly button too.

00:13:59Hey, no, wait a minute, Dad, one thing,

00:14:01If I'm interested in getting a piercing,

00:14:02I'm getting a tattoo here, everything, but a cool one, you know?

00:14:04Are you going to get a tattoo that you want to mark as flavor and sherry, Guille?

00:14:07No, Dad, I'm going to start a business that will take me all over the world.

00:14:09that's a naked aunt.

00:14:10It doesn't matter a damn if it takes him all over the world,

00:14:11Not a single woman in the nude or anything like that, that's what hippies do.

00:14:13Mom, that's for hippies, you're not going to do anything for yourself.

00:14:14What's more, I'll take a scouring pad and scrub your arm.

00:14:17until they leave you alive and raw.

00:14:18A lame scouring pad, yes, sorry.

00:14:20Look, Tete, you're too young to get a piercing, sweetheart.

00:14:24But, Mom, I'm 13 years old.

00:14:25That's why, because you have...

00:14:26Besides, the piercing thing isn't what it seems.

00:14:29Because it hurts, it's uncomfortable,

00:14:30Then you have to be very hygienic,

00:14:32whether it's all day long, or if you're using cotton,

00:14:34with alcohol, with all that.

00:14:35Look, there's no piercing, honey.

00:14:38Why don't we wait a couple of years?

00:14:39No, not like that, Guille, a couple of years.

00:14:41In your case, five, five little years.

00:14:42No way, no tattoos, no piercings, nothing.

00:14:46Don't do this to me, I'll tell you one thing, Guille,

00:14:48I'll grab the spatula and scrape your arm.

00:14:50I grab the spatula and...

00:14:51I mean, come here for a moment, I'll...

00:14:52That?

00:14:57And that's how they put the shackles on the girl, right?

00:14:59Dialogue, Diego, dialogue.

00:15:00Have you seen what I've done with T.T.?

00:15:01You talk to her and that's it.

00:15:03Yes, dialogue.

00:15:04And that yelling and punishment don't help at all.

00:15:06Dialogue.

00:15:07Well, dialogue, yes.

00:15:08But admit it, the spatula idea has really caught on, huh?

00:15:10No, okay, okay, okay.

00:15:12Dialogue, that's true.

00:15:12Dialogue.

00:15:13Good.

00:15:13Okay, true.

00:15:15The best gallinejas in all of Madrid.

00:15:18To your impressions.

00:15:19It's a little full.

00:15:20That's the thing about a good place, it's always full.

00:15:22It's the same as the road.

00:15:24Where you see a lot of trucks parked, you can find good food.

00:15:27Look, look, for...

00:15:29Come in, come in.

00:15:30Hey, hey, rape!

00:15:34What a face!

00:15:35What a face!

00:15:37The old woman was trying to sneak in on us.

00:15:40This is what I like.

00:15:41Typical food is bad.

00:15:43Casa Paco is an institution.

00:15:46Okay, boss.

00:15:48Boss.

00:15:48Come here.

00:15:49For sharing.

00:15:51A prayer of ear to the grill.

00:15:53Another one with gizzards.

00:15:54The gallineja.

00:15:55And some breaded brains, but well cooked, okay?

00:15:57Don't bring them to Blandurrio.

00:15:59And two beers, but the big ones.

00:16:06Santiago.

00:16:07And the thing is, I don't know if I'm going to like this very much.

00:16:09Yes, woman.

00:16:10This is traditional Madrid food, the kind that's always been made.

00:16:12I'm sure Fermín wouldn't think of coming in here.

00:16:16Fermín.

00:16:17And the psychologist.

00:16:19I know you spend a lot of time together.

00:16:21And Lulita, who's after you, is after you.

00:16:24But, Santiago.

00:16:25But there's nothing between Fernando and me.

00:16:28Yes, yes.

00:16:28That brings you closer.

00:16:28No way, man.

00:16:29He's not interested in me.

00:16:30And he gives you little gifts.

00:16:33And that's just the first step.

00:16:36You have to start somewhere.

00:16:38But Fermín will be very much his own person.

00:16:40But the man gets up.

00:16:42And you've come in, Lulita.

00:16:43You've come in, you've come in.

00:16:45What are you calling me, you easy woman?

00:16:47Well, let's deceive ourselves, Lulita.

00:16:48What I'm saying is that you're already entering an age where...

00:16:52Your time is running out.

00:16:54And you're looking to put on a diaper.

00:16:57Are you calling me in desperation?

00:16:58Fernando gave me a present because today is my birthday.

00:17:02Oh, I didn't know that.

00:17:03So that's why you invited me to lunch.

00:17:05Why do you think Fernando is trying to seduce me?

00:17:07But...

00:17:07In other words, you're only interested in me when you think there's someone else.

00:17:09But I already know that Fermín isn't your type.

00:17:12That what you're looking for is a slightly more mature type of man.

00:17:16Well, you should know that Fernando knows how to treat women.

00:17:19Instead, look where you've brought me.

00:17:20And look what you're telling me.

00:17:22Look, Santiago, you're a brute, aren't you?

00:17:23A brute and a...

00:17:24Lulita, Lulita.

00:17:26Don't go, girl, girl.

00:17:28Look, and it has this.

00:17:30El Pijorro Restaurant.

00:17:31No, it's this one.

00:17:32Ah, how to become a seducer?

00:17:35Become a seducer.

00:17:37Learn to use your weapons so that all women adore you.

00:17:40Give me this, sweetie.

00:17:41I'm already irresistible.

00:17:42No, not irresistible.

00:17:43You were unbelievable, Fiti.

00:17:45Oh, how funny.

00:17:46Yes, really.

00:17:50Oh, hey, how's it going?

00:17:51Hey, everything alright?

00:18:01Good.

00:18:03Are you getting closer to that fruit?

00:18:06Thank you.

00:18:07I'm going to the bathroom.

00:18:09Okay.

00:18:12How's it going?

00:18:14Very good.

00:18:15We're already in the year 2001.

00:18:16Ah, the nice guy, the kid, huh?

00:18:21You're not very covered up, are you?

00:18:23As?

00:18:24Yes, yes, because you'll be cold when you go outside.

00:18:25No, no, I'm fine like this.

00:18:26Yes, yes, let's see.

00:18:27What are you doing, Santi?

00:18:30Don't keep Eva busy, come on, help me clean the bathroom.

00:18:38Wait a minute.

00:18:40What do you usually do at night?

00:18:45Oh, how beautiful.

00:18:46It must have hurt a lot.

00:18:48But no way, if they do it in a second you won't even notice.

00:18:50Oh, that's so cool, it looks super awesome.

00:18:53Well, I would never get it done on my stomach.

00:18:54But of course, it looks great on you.

00:18:56Did you know?

00:18:57That a boat was with me when they did it to me.

00:18:58He didn't leave my side for a moment and held my hand the whole time, he was so cute.

00:19:02Oh, how romantic, it's like childbirth.

00:19:04How beautiful.

00:19:04Oh, Yoli, aunt.

00:19:06So, what did your mother say?

00:19:07My mother?

00:19:08Well, my mother has forbidden it, but I don't care, because I'm not going to tell her.

00:19:12Auntie, I'm fed up with being treated like a baby.

00:19:14I believe I'm mature enough to make my own decisions, don't you?

00:19:18Well yes.

00:19:20Hey, show it to me again.

00:19:24Oh, that's so cool.

00:19:25Okay, Yoli, I'll show you later.

00:19:28Let's go to class.

00:19:32Listen to me, Lurdita, listen to me.

00:19:34Hey, don't hang up on me again, okay?

00:19:35No, no, no, don't ever...

00:19:36What a day I've had.

00:19:41As if I'd looked at a port.

00:19:43But anyway, what have you done now?

00:19:46Well, that's it.

00:19:47He didn't even know it was Lurdita's birthday, that he likes Casapaco, or gallineja, or anything.

00:19:52But hey, the chicken is only good when you've already won her over, I've told you a thousand times.

00:19:56No, no, no, I just got confused.

00:19:56I got confused and told him about the stuck rice and that he was dealing with the psychologist.

00:20:00And he was offended.

00:20:01He got offended and told me I was a cheapskate.

00:20:03If I'm unlucky, if I get confused, I get confused, I'm not bright.

00:20:08I'm a brute.

00:20:09Oh my God.

00:20:11So, being attractive to women is a gift.

00:20:16Either you're born with it, like me, or you have to learn it.

00:20:20Take a look.

00:20:22How to become a seducer?

00:20:24What are you saying, man?

00:20:25You must be really desperate, I don't need this.

00:20:27Unclear.

00:20:29You don't need this, no.

00:20:31You have to get rid of them.

00:20:33You're a gigolo.

00:20:34Come on, Santi, don't mess with me, you lead a disgusting life.

00:20:36No beating around the bush, damn it, you're a failure.

00:20:39Your love life is awful.

00:20:41I'm going to do something for you, okay?

00:20:42You've been alone your whole damn life and you're going to stay that way.

00:20:47It was a diaper you have.

00:20:49You let a psychologist, who they now claim are doctors, take it away from you.

00:20:53That's great.

00:20:54You stay in your house with your pride safe and sound, that's how you end up.

00:20:59Let's see, Fichi.

00:21:00Let's see.

00:21:01Do you think that if I go to Cupsillo, that's going to fix things between me and Lurdita?

00:21:05No, look, Santi, we're in a really bad situation.

00:21:07Why would I lie to you?

00:21:09But we have to try.

00:21:11Because it's not your fault.

00:21:12What fault is it?

00:21:13It's because of a flaw in the seduction thing.

00:21:16You're a bastard, damn it.

00:21:17Oh, really?

00:21:19Well, you know what I'm saying.

00:21:20I'm not going!

00:21:21And I'm not that unlucky.

00:21:25You are all miserable.

00:21:27That's why you're here.

00:21:29My name is Tomás Cruz.

00:21:30What do the wardens say?

00:21:32Why are you here?

00:21:40Hello.

00:21:40What is your name?

00:21:42Álvaro.

00:21:43Álvaro.

00:21:44Why are you here?

00:21:47Come on, Álvaro, don't be afraid.

00:21:49You're among friends.

00:21:50Why are you here?

00:21:51Because my wife left me.

00:21:54Thank you, Álvaro.

00:21:56Indeed, you are here because you have failed in your personal relationships.

00:22:00Because you can't get the person you want.

00:22:02Because you are alone.

00:22:04And if you don't do something quickly, you're going to be alone for the rest of your lives.

00:22:07But the machete has stuck, Santi.

00:22:09It seems like he knows you.

00:22:10Given the way you are, things haven't gone well for you so far.

00:22:12But don't despair.

00:22:13All of this is going to change.

00:22:15You have a copy like this under your seats.

00:22:17I want you to take it out, please.

00:22:18But this is not a liquid.

00:22:22This is your passport to happiness.

00:22:27Winning a woman over can be learned.

00:22:30It's like an art form.

00:22:31Or drive.

00:22:33What's your name?

00:22:35Frutuoso Martínez.

00:22:37Very good, fruity.

00:22:38How to learn to drive.

00:22:40If we have to pretend to be sensitive, we'll pretend.

00:22:43We're going to give them what they want from us.

00:22:45If that requires lying, then we lie.

00:22:47If we have to pretend to like something that actually horrifies us, we pretend.

00:22:51Whatever it takes.

00:22:52In such a...

00:22:54That they open the floodgates for us.

00:22:57But let's see.

00:22:58Wouldn't it be better to be the way you are?

00:23:00If you're like George Clooney, then yes.

00:23:02If you're like you, you'd better lie.

00:23:06I assure you that if you follow my instructions and those in the book, you will get the woman of your dreams.

00:23:11And if they don't open the floodgates for you, I'll give you your money back.

00:23:14Hi, what did you think?

00:23:19So we'll settle for the substitute now, right?

00:23:22Too bad we were just joking around, man.

00:23:24Have we arranged to meet?

00:23:25Are you kidding me?

00:23:26Yeah.

00:23:26Come on, macho man, leave Eva alone, for God's sake.

00:23:30That?

00:23:35I can't believe that.

00:23:36They're stupid.

00:23:37They've gotten annoyed.

00:23:39That's because they have no sense of humor.

00:23:41Marcos, dude, women have no sense of humor.

00:23:44Where do they have it?

00:23:45They don't have them, they don't have them.

00:23:46So, what have we done to them?

00:23:49Haven't we been seen with someone else?

00:23:50Are you flirting with someone?

00:23:51Trying to hook up?

00:23:52Anything or whatever?

00:23:52Have we killed any of their animals?

00:23:54Nothing, nothing, Marcos, nothing.

00:23:56No, no, maybe, but we might have let ourselves down a bit with the...

00:23:58Come on, man!

00:24:00But they're on good terms.

00:24:02Yes, man, yes, I know myself, Afri.

00:24:05Come on, please, they're messing with us.

00:24:07Yes, now.

00:24:15I don't know who we won't have.

00:24:22That's enough, right?

00:24:23Are you all stupid?

00:24:23Hey, Eva, I sense a certain resentment there, huh?

00:24:27You're going to get a good slap if you don't stop.

00:24:30Uh, we're a little jealous, aren't we?

00:24:32It smells all the way over here, you know?

00:24:34Go to hell, Raúl.

00:24:35Hey, let's see what happens, man.

00:24:36If we can't look at hot chicks on the street, then we should just stop and leave.

00:24:39Look, pretty boy, let's see if you understand.

00:24:41We are nobody's second choice, is that clear?

00:24:43You have to kiss the ground we walk on, you idiots.

00:24:46And excuse yourselves to start talking.

00:24:49Excuse us, milk crate.

00:24:52Let's see.

00:24:54Can you tell us exactly what we have to apologize for?

00:24:56Oh, no, oh, no, of course, huh?

00:24:58Well, we're here going over it in our minds, and, I mean,

00:25:00A plumber apologizes for fixing your pipes, no.

00:25:03And a taxi driver to take you home, no.

00:25:06It's their job.

00:25:07That boy is stupid.

00:25:09And looking at women is what we guys have been doing all our lives, okay?

00:25:12Because it's in our genes, okay?

00:25:16In other words, we can't avoid it enough that we already repress ourselves for all the old people.

00:25:21Otherwise, this would be a party every night, man.

00:25:22Hey Raúl, don't go overboard, okay?

00:25:24No.

00:25:24Almost every night?

00:25:25Almost all of them, man, if not all...

00:25:27I, Raúl, expect anything, Marcos, but with you I'm really blown away.

00:25:31We're just kidding, Eva.

00:25:33Yes, well, you know what?

00:25:34Maybe I'm getting tired of playing in the third regional division too, you know?

00:25:37Maybe I'll move up a category too, because it's about time, and in March I'll look for someone more mature, okay?

00:25:41Eve.

00:25:42Out!

00:25:43Here it goes.

00:25:44Okay, okay, yes, yes, it's gotten a little wet now, hasn't it?

00:25:52Guille, study, I'm watching you.

00:25:56No, no, I'll say something else that will help you.

00:25:57But, thank you.

00:25:58Hey, Mom, today I'm going to Yolivare's house because I got a good grade on the math exam and I want to raise my grade.

00:26:04Did you hear that, Guille?

00:26:05No, no, no, don't be an idiot.

00:26:07Have you heard?

00:26:07Because you have that exam too, right?

00:26:09You could learn now.

00:26:09Leave him be, Diego, everyone has their own pace and we already know that here, Guillermito, well, poor thing...

00:26:14No, no, no.

00:26:15But you're stupid!

00:26:16Look what you've done to me!

00:26:17No, look what you've done to me!

00:26:18But you're a fool, kid!

00:26:19No, no, no!

00:26:21Leave me the turf.

00:26:22Tiete!

00:26:22Grandma, you whore!

00:26:23But what do you have there?

00:26:25What's included in the rate?

00:26:26That?

00:26:26Nothing?

00:26:27Oh, wow!

00:26:28Do you think I told you that you couldn't get a piercing?

00:26:31No?

00:26:31It was an order.

00:26:33Gille, shirt off!

00:26:34Gille, shirt off!

00:26:35Gille, the tattoo!

00:26:37I'll take your pants off!

00:26:38I can't get a piercing if everyone else has one!

00:26:40I don't care what people wear!

00:26:42I've told you to get rid of that thing and I'm not going to repeat myself.

00:26:44Come on, man!

00:26:45And to think that's not luck.

00:26:46I didn't go alone, I went with Humberto!

00:26:48Oh, sorry, Humberto!

00:26:50Clear!

00:26:51Is that why you did it?

00:26:52Well, I thought I had a daughter with a little more personality.

00:26:55Well, I don't plan on taking it off.

00:26:57Oh, so you're not going to take it off!

00:26:58Look, either you take that off or I'll rip it off myself.

00:26:59I'll give you a pair of pliers.

00:27:01And for disobeying, to your room.

00:27:03Grounded!

00:27:04Come on, what do you think you are?

00:27:05Hey?

00:27:06You've been acting so spoiled lately that nobody can stand you.

00:27:08And let me tell you something else.

00:27:09I don't even want to hear about Humberto.

00:27:10Yeah, man, why do you say so?

00:27:12Look, you're going to be grounded all week.

00:27:14Without going out.

00:27:15All week.

00:27:16Is that clear?

00:27:17I hate you.

00:27:18I hate you.

00:27:18Go to your room!

00:27:19Histos!

00:27:20But hey, you saw it.

00:27:21But don't worry, you're just imitating my methods.

00:27:23You need to put some shackles on the girl, please.

00:27:25But he's unbearable, man.

00:27:26If none of them happen to me.

00:27:28They just systematically contradict me, man.

00:27:30But yes, we need to talk, Lucia.

00:27:31We need to talk, we need to talk.

00:27:32Diego, you can't reason with her.

00:27:34It's impossible.

00:27:36She's so annoying, nobody can stand her, man.

00:27:37Let me try it, please, Lucia.

00:27:40I'm going up with her now and...

00:27:41What are you going to try, Diego?

00:27:42But you can't even talk.

00:27:43I'm going to try what dialogue is.

00:27:44In other words, I start by talking, then he answers me in what is a normal dialogue.

00:27:47It's time for a practical demonstration.

00:27:51Santiago, you're going to be the woman, okay?

00:27:53I'm going to be the woman, man.

00:27:54I am bald.

00:27:55Have you ever seen a bald woman?

00:27:56No, no, no, no.

00:27:57But she's going to this one.

00:27:57I'll do it, I'll do it.

00:27:58The truth is, you're already doing something wrong.

00:27:59Very good, fruitful.

00:28:01Look at me, Santiago.

00:28:02It's your first date.

00:28:03And you have in front of you the woman you want to win over.

00:28:07Well.

00:28:09Forward.

00:28:16How are you?

00:28:18I was about to vomit.

00:28:19She's not your grandmother, Santiago.

00:28:22She is a beautiful woman.

00:28:24And you have to win her over.

00:28:25Come on.

00:28:29That?

00:28:32What about what?

00:28:32Shall we go for a drink?

00:28:36No, thanks.

00:28:40To the movies?

00:28:41To the cinema, no, no.

00:28:42Hey, that's not how it works.

00:28:44You'll have to cooperate a little, man.

00:28:46Yes, you've taken me out of character, damn it.

00:28:48TRUE?

00:28:48Well.

00:28:49This is a clear example of what not to do.

00:28:53That's a shame, Santiago.

00:28:56You reek of failure, it's written all over your face.

00:28:58Where's the detail?

00:28:59The detail.

00:29:00The detail?

00:29:01Page 12.

00:29:04First objective.

00:29:06We need to make a triumphant entrance.

00:29:08And for that, we need to bring a small gift that shows how sensitive we are.

00:29:13Here are 50 foolproof movies and books for women.

00:29:17Of course, with summaries, so you don't have to wade through these little bits.

00:29:19But you can discuss them and make a good impression.

00:29:24I saw it as I passed by a shop window and I couldn't help but think of you.

00:29:30Thank you.

00:29:30If things get bad, as a final solution, I recommend sponsorship.

00:29:39Tell us if you have just received the letter from the child you are sponsoring in Guatemala.

00:29:43Women are driven crazy by paternal instinct.

00:29:45Hey, I don't adopt anyone, man.

00:29:49I'm not saying adopt, I'm saying sponsor.

00:29:50Take it, read it.

00:29:52Second objective.

00:29:54Find out what she likes, what she wants to do.

00:29:57There will be time for your tastes, there will be time for action movies.

00:29:59What do you want to do?

00:30:04Tell me anything.

00:30:05What do you feel like?

00:30:09Well, you're going to laugh.

00:30:10But there's a show by Valé that I'd love for you to take me to.

00:30:16Thief.

00:30:18From your heart.

00:30:20I love Vale.

00:30:22Let's see, Vale.

00:30:23Okay, Tom.

00:30:25And on top of that, how am I supposed to tell Humberto right now?

00:30:28We had already arranged to meet.

00:30:30Well, look, auntie, I'm definitely running away, okay?

00:30:32Well, I have to let...

00:30:34It's about knocking on the door of the letter and knocking again.

00:30:36Can?

00:30:37You're already in.

00:30:39That?

00:30:40You were talking to this Roberto guy...

00:30:42With Humberto.

00:30:43And I wasn't talking to Yoli.

00:30:45Oh, with the fat one?

00:30:45No, no, no, no, no.

00:30:46I mean, this girl is a little...

00:30:49Well, kind of chubby.

00:30:50Well, your friend, yes.

00:30:50How's it going with this guy, Roberto?

00:31:02Are you guys dating?

00:31:04Are you not pregnant or...?

00:31:05No, I'm telling you, Tete, because...

00:31:09Because these kinds of topics are things that parents and daughters need to talk about, right?

00:31:13And like your father, Sergi, this one, the...

00:31:15Well, he's not here, and the closest thing to a father, well, the closest thing, is me, so I wanted to talk to you about these things.

00:31:21What I wanted to tell you is about boys your age.

00:31:27So, I wanted to tell you that boys your age...

00:31:29Look, frankly, I'm going to tell you honestly, I mean, boys your age aren't human beings.

00:31:33In other words, they're like hormones with legs.

00:31:36And that's it, well...

00:31:37And I'm telling you this because I was a boy your age.

00:31:39So, when I was little, I was the same age you were when...

00:31:43And I'll tell you something else.

00:31:44In other words, kids your age are into what they're into.

00:31:46And with the girls, who are smarter, you have to set some limits for them.

00:31:48Yes, because otherwise, this is just a free-for-all.

00:31:50This is long live the Virgin.

00:31:51Diego, Diego.

00:31:54Your mother has already told you about limits and all that, right?

00:31:57And what about the treasure and the pearl?

00:31:58Look, Diego, just leave it, okay? Leave it because I understand everything now.

00:32:01Okay, very good.

00:32:05Okay, so what? Do you want anything else?

00:32:07Yes, yes.

00:32:10I want you to realize that your mother is very worried.

00:32:13Because lately you've been a little...

00:32:16Well, how would I put it, a little bit...

00:32:19rebel.

00:32:21Yes, yes Diego...

00:32:23I've already realized that, well, I've behaved badly.

00:32:26Yes, look, I even took out my piercing.

00:32:27Good.

00:32:28And well, I admit that I've acted like a fool.

00:32:32But you also have to admit that my mother went a little overboard with the punishment.

00:32:35Well, it's gone too far, it hasn't gone too far.

00:32:37Because your mother, since she never punishes, when she does punish, she really punishes.

00:32:40But it hasn't happened to me either, so no...

00:32:41So no...

00:32:42Yes, and on top of that, I had arranged to meet Yoli today to study for an exam we have tomorrow.

00:32:49And today it turns out she fell in gymnastics and now the poor thing is limping.

00:32:52He can't come.

00:32:54And on top of that, I can't go out and...

00:32:56The one I feel so sorry for, she's going to fail.

00:32:58And then a...

00:33:00That I can't.

00:33:00No, no, no, no, stop, stop.

00:33:02So the...

00:33:04I'm staying here now.

00:33:04Some people are just unlucky, girl, but...

00:33:07Okay, let's see one thing.

00:33:08Taking out that piercing seems like an act of good faith to me...

00:33:14Okay, look, I'll lift your punishment and let you go to...

00:33:16Really?

00:33:17Yes, yes.

00:33:17Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, but listen to me, listen to me.

00:33:20At nine o'clock sharp, here.

00:33:21At nine o'clock.

00:33:21And not a peep from your mother, huh?

00:33:22Okay, okay.

00:33:28Well, that's it, whenever she says she's crazy about kids, they come in.

00:33:31I have repealed and they enter.

00:33:33But it's missing something essential.

00:33:34Breaking the physical barrier.

00:33:38This needs to be done in a subtle and elegant way.

00:33:42Come on, let's break the physical barrier with fruity.

00:33:45But wait a minute, I'm not going to touch this one, okay?

00:33:49Santiago, please.

00:33:50Look, you're trying to pretend you're a sensitive guy.

00:33:53It's a subtle and elegant gesture, damn it.

00:33:55Not threatening.

00:33:57If we break the physical barrier, we are breaking a symbolic boundary with the woman and then she relaxes.

00:34:04You've had some highlights done, haven't you?

00:34:12Yes, that is, what amounts to the root.

00:34:16The root.

00:34:16You look even more beautiful.

00:34:18If you keep this up, I won't be able to stop myself from kissing you.

00:34:22What are you saying?

00:34:26Santiago.

00:34:30Come on.

00:34:31That, then, will be prettier.

00:34:40So.

00:34:40But a little more security, damn it.

00:34:42How beautiful.

00:34:44Thank you.

00:34:44And when you have filled in all the boxes on this diagram, you will be ready for the woman to open the floodgates for you.

00:34:54Well, we'll have to have dinner, I suppose, won't we?

00:35:06Well.

00:35:07Why don't you warn everyone about the tea?

00:35:08Hey?

00:35:08How do you get along so well?

00:35:10Ah.

00:35:10What a speech you gave.

00:35:11It's as smooth as silk.

00:35:12Yeah.

00:35:13And I feel sorry for you, son, because you've been locked up there all afternoon and haven't even moved.

00:35:15Dinner time.

00:35:30CP.

00:35:31Go down, come on, go down.

00:35:41Here, girl.

00:35:42It's much later, nine o'clock.

00:35:44Excuse me, were you there?

00:35:44Yes, yes, it's because I made him get stuck with the equations.

00:35:47Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:35:48Come on, Tete, get down!

00:35:51I'm coming, I'm coming.

00:35:55Diego.

00:35:56Yeah.

00:35:57Come here, just a moment, go on.

00:36:00Can you tell me what's going on with Eva and the inspector, please?

00:36:04Well, no, I don't know.

00:36:05I don't know.

00:36:08You see, Diego, Santiago is acting a little strange.

00:36:12He says really strange things to me, and I don't know what to think anymore.

00:36:15So, Eva, what did you go to the tavern for?

00:36:16So he's come to lend us a hand with the accounts and the paperwork, because you know he's a real whiz with numbers and paperwork, well, no, come on, no.

00:36:23I'm sure of it, because he's told me some pretty strange things, you know?

00:36:26But what, but what strange things, let's see, please.

00:36:28Eva, it's also misinterpreted, and when it's misinterpreted, no, no, no, no, it's unfair and people are accused, no.

00:36:33Look, I just don't understand what you're thinking.

00:36:35Why do you think we brought you to the tavern?

00:36:37Well, I don't know, maybe he'll switch inspectors or flirt with me or something like that.

00:36:41Okay, okay, let's see, let's see.

00:36:44I mean, that's it, that's having a dirty look, Eva.

00:36:46It must be a family thing, having a dirty look in your eyes.

00:36:48But how can you think, even for a moment, that you and I have taken you to the tavern to incite the inspector?

00:36:53That's offensive, isn't it? And it's a serious one.

00:36:56Diego, okay, not you, but Santiago, really...

00:36:58Listen to me, listen to me for a second and let it be crystal clear.

00:37:00I guarantee you, I assure you, whatever it takes, that neither your uncle nor I have done anything, absolutely nothing, to incite the inspector.

00:37:06In other words, I don't incite my children to do anything.

00:37:08And Santi even less.

00:37:09Hello, family.

00:37:10What a shame who I'm bringing to dinner.

00:37:13Hello.

00:37:18There you go, thanks.

00:37:20Well, dinner was a little improvised, wasn't it?

00:37:22When they come, I mean, Santiago...

00:37:24You can find out why you brought her here, you wretches, brother, because I went to the tavern.

00:37:27I saw the poor guy there, putting in hours with the numbers and all, and I felt sorry for him.

00:37:30And I brought him here, because we're not here to be rude to him, brother.

00:37:32Look, look, look.

00:37:33Pull, pull.

00:37:35Pour the inspector a little wine, a little wine.

00:37:40Santiago insisted a lot and I didn't know how to say no anymore.

00:37:51The house is very beautiful.

00:37:53TRUE?

00:37:55It looks spacious.

00:37:55Yes, it is spacious, yes.

00:37:57No, it looks spacious, but it isn't really spacious; it doesn't have the normal square footage of a normal house, it's a simple house.

00:38:03Inheritance from father.

00:38:04Yes, it's inherited from my father, but from a long time ago, from when houses were cheap.

00:38:07Notice that it's from before the euro, so imagine when it was...

00:38:10Because we are a family that struggles to make ends meet.

00:38:16They are a family in a hurry, but honest, honest.

00:38:18And you're not very young, having passed a competitive exam, inspector.

00:38:27The top student in his class, he told me so.

00:38:30Like you're some nerdy outcast with the glasses and...

00:38:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, show some respect, man, for God's sake, show some respect.

00:38:35Number one, nothing more and nothing less.

00:38:38Like Aznar.

00:38:39Don't tell me this man isn't a good catch.

00:38:43Here the candle maker gets a little gem.

00:38:47And, uh, maybe there's dessert, dessert, darling.

00:38:52I'll bring it.

00:38:52Hey, hey.

00:39:00But if you can find out what's wrong with you, girl.

00:39:02Give him a little bit of conversation.

00:39:04And these clothes? These clothes?

00:39:05Why don't you put on something a little tighter?

00:39:07Let everyone see how beautiful you are.

00:39:08Look, Santiago, I'm sitting here out of politeness.

00:39:10But if you keep this up, I'm going to raise hell, you hear?

00:39:12Leave me alone.

00:39:13Santi.

00:39:14Well, let's see what you're doing.

00:39:15"Really," he says.

00:39:16What are you doing to the girl?

00:39:17Are you grooming her?

00:39:18No, Diego, we have a lot at stake, let them put us in the other one.

00:39:20Go!

00:39:20What are you going to do, brother?

00:39:23Diego, do you agree with this?

00:39:25What about me? Do I agree?

00:39:26No, no, no, no.

00:39:27Don't pay any attention to your uncle.

00:39:28You don't have to do anything.

00:39:29Oh, well, what do you mean no?

00:39:30Yes, he has to do it, he has to do it.

00:39:31She has to become friends with the inspector.

00:39:33Because otherwise, it'll bankrupt us.

00:39:34Diego melts us.

00:39:35What are you doing to him?

00:39:36So, get him to cooperate.

00:39:38No, no.

00:39:39So, what do you want?

00:39:39Should I hook up with him?

00:39:40No, no, no.

00:39:41I say you should become friends with her.

00:39:42A little bit of approach without touching.

00:39:45And if there's friction, well, that's your problem.

00:39:46I don't interfere in the private villa.

00:39:48Not there.

00:39:48I only give credence to this.

00:39:49No, no, no, Lucia.

00:39:50This is not what you imagine.

00:39:51Oh, no, of course not.

00:39:51That's what I see.

00:39:52Not what I imagine.

00:39:53No, no, no, no, no.

00:39:53Fuck them!

00:39:57Diego, no, don't follow me, Diego.

00:39:58Don't follow me.

00:40:02Well.

00:40:03Well, it seems she turned out quite rich.

00:40:05Well, Marín, Tere, how are you?

00:40:18I already thought you'd be with Yoli, didn't you?

00:40:20No, it's just that my father told me that...

00:40:22Poor thing, isn't she?

00:40:23Let her be lame.

00:40:24Hey, do you think it will ever walk again?

00:40:27Well, Marín, Tere, why don't you tell my father the truth?

00:40:30Why don't you tell him you were at the arcade there, making out with Humberto?

00:40:34But, Nen, what do you care where I was?

00:40:37Well, you're right.

00:40:39What do I care where you were?

00:40:40Man, what do I care?

00:40:41For all I care, you can jump off a bridge.

00:40:49Eva, Eva.

00:40:53You'll see that I wanted to apologize for what happened last night.

00:40:56Well, you saw it yourself, it was all like...

00:40:59I really think Santi is stupid, no beating around the bush, he's stupid.

00:41:04You don't need to go to the tavern, of course.

00:41:07Because if justice must be served, then justice must be served.

00:41:09And that's it, but really, forgive me.

00:41:12Don't worry, man.

00:41:14It's okay, that's fine.

00:41:15No, it does happen.

00:41:16But I assure you it won't happen again.

00:41:17I assure you.

00:41:18Hello, hello, hello.

00:41:23Lucia.

00:41:23Mirables.

00:41:24Lucia, please listen to me.

00:41:26Listen to me for a second, what happened yesterday was...

00:41:28It was a misunderstanding, a confusion.

00:41:30Oh yes, sorry, but today I perfectly like your brother.

00:41:32I already know that he is perfectly fine and I'm not apologizing for Santi.

00:41:34I'm saying this for myself, even though I have nothing to do with it.

00:41:36Diego.

00:41:36No, Lucia, I didn't incite Eva, please.

00:41:39How can you think that?

00:41:40Look, I'm going to tell you something.

00:41:42If I see you inciting Eva, the inspector, again, as you say, I'm getting a divorce.

00:41:46Well, I'm going to tell you something else.

00:41:47I swear to you by the greatest pleasure, by the mountain.

00:41:49I swear to you by the mountains that nobody will provoke that girl again.

00:41:53I swear.

00:41:53You'd better.

00:41:54Well, I've heard that you introduced your new boyfriend to the media last night, right?

00:42:13How funny you are, Marcos.

00:42:14Haven't they called you for seven lives yet?

00:42:16Well, no, you know?

00:42:17But I'll tell you one thing, Eva.

00:42:19Pussy.

00:42:20Have you been burned?

00:42:20Oops, you've burned yourself.

00:42:24No, but no, no.

00:42:24Stay still, let me see it.

00:42:31Okay, let's stop this nonsense, shall we?

00:42:35Yeah.

00:42:38Proud, you're so proud.

00:42:39You find it really hard to apologize, you idiot.

00:42:42Hey, Eva.

00:42:43Eva, I'm not apologizing, okay?

00:42:45I don't have to apologize, come on.

00:42:46If anyone needs to apologize, it's you.

00:42:49This is hilarious, seriously.

00:42:54Keep it up, Marcos, and one day you're going to get a surprise from your grandmother.

00:42:58Oh, but what did I say, man?

00:43:00Really.

00:43:03Hi, girls.

00:43:05Hello.

00:43:05Are there no cookies left?

00:43:13No.

00:43:14But if you want, I can make you some gallenejas.

00:43:17Candela, don't go too far.

00:43:22Lucia, I'm so sorry about your brother-in-law.

00:43:23Okay, Lourdes, but what are you going to feel?

00:43:26My brother-in-law is an idiot.

00:43:28Look, I don't know what you told him, but I'm sure you're understating it.

00:43:31He's old enough to learn how to treat women.

00:43:32No, man, yes, I'm sure he did it with good intentions.

00:43:36The thing is, I don't know, I'm looking for a different kind of guy.

00:43:39Oh, really?

00:43:40What kind of guy are you looking for?

00:43:43I don't know, look, I'd like him to be romantic like me.

00:43:47Yes, that he liked the same things as me.

00:43:49Well, I don't know, maybe go to the movies to see romantic films.

00:43:53Sightseeing.

00:43:54That he shared my beliefs.

00:43:55What, what do you mean I can't talk to my godfather?

00:44:21Yes, Gabriel, I've been told he's sick.

00:44:27That's why I'm calling him, because I'm his godfather.

00:44:29Ah, Guililla!

00:44:31You have Lourdes there, huh?

00:44:33And you're playing the prostitute, aren't you?

00:44:36I know that there is bad coverage in Guatemala.

00:44:38It's like they're in the jungle, but I...

00:44:40You don't know if it's okay.

00:44:42There you have it.

00:44:43Come on, come on, hang up and go for it.

00:44:45Sultan, go ahead.

00:44:46Okay, okay, I'll call again.

00:44:53Hello, Santiago.

00:44:55Do you have a sponsored child?

00:44:57Excuse me, I heard you.

00:44:59Yes, look.

00:45:00We must do good, a cry.

00:45:02Since I don't have children.

00:45:04Yes, yes.

00:45:05I wish everyone would do the same.

00:45:07Look, look at that cheeky face the kid has.

00:45:10Look.

00:45:10Well, The Bridges of Madison County, Out of Africa...

00:45:19Yes, really.

00:45:21Do you like these movies in Santiago?

00:45:23Yes, yes, look.

00:45:25No, it surprises me.

00:45:27Because I thought you only liked the ones with Mamporros or...

00:45:30Well, I'm supposed to like those,

00:45:33But the other day I happened to start watching one of these

00:45:36And you'll think it's ridiculous that I'm making emotions.

00:45:41I even missed a bad boundary.

00:45:43But that's not ridiculous to Santiago.

00:45:45On the contrary.

00:45:47I was wondering if you wanted to have lunch together again today.

00:45:53Well, if you want, we can go to the one with the chicken giblets.

00:45:55No, no, no.

00:45:55Stop messing with someone else, someone else.

00:45:58As you say.

00:45:59Well, I don't know, we can go to any of them.

00:46:01And then we can watch Out of Africa.

00:46:03I haven't seen her for at least a month or so.

00:46:06I really like it.

00:46:07Okay, I'll go look for it later.

00:46:09Thank you.

00:46:10And I'm going to change because I've put on a San Cristo outfit.

00:46:13What a shame.

00:46:14Goodbye, sir.

00:46:27Fuck.

00:46:28Nadal, not even a good morning.

00:46:30He has arrived to inspect it.

00:46:31And he has a face...

00:46:32Okay, sir.

00:46:33Well, what did you expect after yesterday?

00:46:35But how did you come up with that?

00:46:36For God's sake, you are the worst and the absolute worst.

00:46:37Yes, Eva was half convinced.

00:46:39The girl was coming in.

00:46:40Going in, let me tell you something.

00:46:41I had to give my word in honor of Lucia.

00:46:43that the girl never goes near the panoris in her life.

00:46:44Do you understand?

00:46:45Don't worry, brother.

00:46:47I've already thought of another idea.

00:46:49I slipped a small check among the papers.

00:46:52Like a small check?

00:46:53A little check for what?

00:46:53500,000 pesos.

00:46:54To help her balance the books.

00:46:56Oh my God!

00:46:56Okay, come on, yesterday you tried to turn the girl against the inspector.

00:47:02Today you try to bribe him, but are you a miserable wretch or what's wrong with you, Diego?

00:47:06I've done it, I've done it.

00:47:07Well, now we just have to wait for the sleepiness to take effect and that's it.

00:47:09To have an effect?

00:47:10I'm going to tell you something, Santi.

00:47:11I'm going to jail for this.

00:47:12But you're ahead.

00:47:13If I go to jail, you'll go ahead of me.

00:47:15Which prison?

00:47:15What prison, right?

00:47:16No, no, no, no, no.

00:47:19Hey, what a mess!

00:47:21How are you?

00:47:22What, daddy?

00:47:23Have you arranged to meet your boyfriend this afternoon?

00:47:24That guy's so funny, isn't he?

00:47:26It's great.

00:47:28Hey, maybe it'll lead you to the philatelic competition.

00:47:32Isn't your little friend funny?

00:47:34Do you find it funny?

00:47:36You, now.

00:47:37Keep going, keep going.

00:47:38Very good.

00:47:41I don't know about philately, but they're sure to win the idiot contest.

00:47:45The truth is that things are very complicated.

00:47:46Yeah.

00:47:51Hello.

00:47:53Is this the inspector?

00:47:55Yeah.

00:47:56Damn that inspector.

00:47:59Yeah?

00:48:02That?

00:48:05No.

00:48:06But.

00:48:07Yes, damn it.

00:48:08No.

00:48:10Dude, it's pretty cool, huh?

00:48:11That said, it must have hurt a lot.

00:48:13What are you saying, man?

00:48:13I haven't noticed a single prick.

00:48:14Yeah.

00:48:15I think your brother got a tattoo.

00:48:19That?

00:48:21Let's see.

00:48:22Hey, that's strange, isn't it, Guille?

00:48:23Because as far as I know, you faint from needles.

00:48:25Be careful, it hurts, Maritere.

00:48:27Okay, okay.

00:48:27And when did you get it done?

00:48:30Cuyo, what a loser, he's from Rotrín, dude.

00:48:34Let's go, Humberto, that place is full of kids.

00:48:36Oh, look at the ripe one.

00:48:37Let's go, dude, super step.

00:48:38Wow, dude, huh?

00:48:40Good.

00:48:40Okay, so what?

00:48:41Are you having trouble getting away this afternoon?

00:48:43No way, none.

00:48:44Don't worry if I have Diego eating out of my hand.

00:48:47We're done with this nonsense, okay?

00:48:49Come on, guys, let's sit down and get out our books.

00:48:51Miñata, it's not like you're going to be able to escape again with that idiot, huh?

00:48:56Well, I don't know, what's it to you who I run away with?

00:48:59Tete, Guille, back to your places.

00:49:02Look, I don't care who you go out with, okay?

00:49:04That you get charged first.

00:49:06But nobody laughs at my father.

00:49:07But you'll please sit in your seats.

00:49:13Yeah?

00:49:14Can she go?

00:49:15Yeah.

00:49:18You never stop, do you?

00:49:19Yes, it's just that your father has all this a bit disorganized, to be honest.

00:49:24Uh, you see, I came to apologize for what happened last night.

00:49:28Nothing, no, it's not your fault.

00:49:31No, yes, it was a misunderstanding, but...

00:49:34You did very well, given the circumstances.

00:49:37Well, I promise you that if we have dinner again, well, no, I won't be so rude.

00:49:44That means, well, we can see each other outside.

00:49:46And shall we have dinner or something?

00:49:50No family, better.

00:49:52Yes, what have you told him about my daughter?

00:49:54What did you tell him about my pet? What did you say?

00:49:55Yes, it's her doing, she's come in.

00:49:57She went in alone.

00:49:58Well, see you tonight.

00:50:00Okay.

00:50:01See you later.

00:50:02Bye.

00:50:02I want it to be seen.

00:50:10That girl is clever.

00:50:12And she realizes that the boy is a sweetheart.

00:50:15Women are very practical about this.

00:50:17What practices?

00:50:19Santi, we're leading her astray, don't you realize?

00:50:21So, well, it was shining on you, she got divorced.

00:50:23And I finished prison and I got divorced.

00:50:24And my son, who's a bit of a fool with her, throws himself at me...

00:50:26...when a kiss because of you, Santi.

00:50:28Oh, God!

00:50:30What the hell is wrong with you now?

00:50:32So, what's going to happen to me?

00:50:33Okay, but what's making that noise?

00:50:34Because you're messing things up, you're messing things up and I don't want to say anything.

00:50:36We're taking a shit.

00:50:37Okay, but what do you mean?

00:50:38What do you mean?

00:50:38I just don't want to talk, damn it.

00:50:40Well.

00:50:40No, imagine, imagine that the thing with the inspector and the girl works out.

00:50:45Set, set.

00:50:45What will it come from?

00:50:47It turns out you've brought a tax inspector into the family.

00:50:49There, all day long, on top of the accounts.

00:50:51A tax inspector, no more and no less.

00:50:53Damn, that's scary, damn.

00:50:54That's the truth, isn't it?

00:50:55Let's see if we're bringing the devil into the house and the girl doesn't cause any trouble.

00:50:58He doesn't mess things up and...

00:50:58Stay still, stay still.

00:50:59Don't worry, don't worry.

00:51:01I'll take care of finding a place for them to have that for dinner.

00:51:05Excuse me, I just found this check among the papers.

00:51:07I won't go, man, I won't go.

00:51:09This is to help you balance the numbers.

00:51:11To square up?

00:51:13No, if it works, it works.

00:51:14Half a million euros.

00:51:16No, no, no, peseta, peseta.

00:51:19A blaster, a blaster, a blaster.

00:51:25Well, and the meeting of the two of them.

00:51:29She was on the train.

00:51:30He with the elephant tusks.

00:51:34And the stories she tells.

00:51:36What beautiful memories of Africa.

00:51:38Of course, then we'll see who finds something like that in real life.

00:51:41He has tormented us.

00:51:42Let's see who can find a plane to get from one place to another.

00:51:46In the book you get a perfect sentence.

00:51:48Tell him that if you don't love yourself, you're not truly living life.

00:52:05Lolita, it's that if you don't love, you don't truly live life.

00:52:12Santiago is absolutely right.

00:52:14Okay, okay.

00:52:15Now tell her that she makes you feel special.

00:52:20It brings out feelings in you that you try to hide.

00:52:26He's a man, he's incredible, incredible.

00:52:28That's a good thing to say.

00:52:29She's a woman and she comes in.

00:52:32Lolita, you make me feel certain things.

00:52:39I have repressed feelings, but they are very beautiful.

00:52:43Oh, how thrilled I am to hear you say this, Santiago.

00:52:47I've always wanted to share many things with you, but I thought it was impossible.

00:52:51When you told me about Gabriel...

00:52:53Which Gabriel?

00:52:54The archangel?

00:52:55No, Santiago, the child you are godparents.

00:52:58Ah, Gaby.

00:52:59Gaby, that's what I affectionately call her.

00:53:02Okay, okay.

00:53:03Keep at it with the kid, keep at it with the kid.

00:53:04That is.

00:53:05Well, look at how things are.

00:53:08I had always thought I was too old for this giving thing.

00:53:10Because he was being held captive.

00:53:13But with the child, well, you know, if you become a godmother to a Guatemalan, your life changes.

00:53:18It's never too late, Santiago.

00:53:21Tell him it's because of his influence.

00:53:22That she is like a flame that illuminates your life.

00:53:25He's a very corny man, I'm not going to tell myself that.

00:53:27You said that, damn it.

00:53:28Loretas.

00:53:32You're like...

00:53:35You're like you're enlightening me.

00:53:38You are like a flame that lights up my life.

00:53:43Drink it, drink it.

00:53:44He believed that.

00:53:46This is to break down the physical barrier.

00:53:49It's worth it.

00:53:50He gives her a kiss.

00:53:54I have to go, Santiago.

00:53:55Santiago.

00:53:58Do we have tonight?

00:54:02Yes, yes, yes.

00:54:03Clear.

00:54:09Okay, okay, okay.

00:54:12I'm proud of you.

00:54:14Fixed in all boxes.

00:54:17Now you only need the final test.

00:54:20Tonight I open the floodgates for you.

00:54:23Good.

00:54:26No, Yoli, no, really.

00:54:28Yes, I know you're taking it really badly, but...

00:54:30Diego already let me go out yesterday and I think it's an abuse.

00:54:34That?

00:54:35No, no, but Yoli, don't cry, please.

00:54:38Come on, I'm sure you'll get lucky and you'll get what you got yesterday.

00:54:41Okay, but don't cry, okay?

00:54:42Please.

00:54:44Bye bye.

00:54:46What are you...

00:54:46Oh, Diego.

00:54:47What's wrong with your friend?

00:54:48Well, it's just that the exam is really bad for you, and she told me to go to her house to help her.

00:54:54But anyway...

00:54:55No, no, no, no, no, not to your house, no.

00:54:58No, no, no, Diego, yes, I know, I know and I've already told him.

00:55:00The thing is, tomorrow's exam is very important and he's going to fail it, and well, that's it.

00:55:05It'll be until September, goodbye summer.

00:55:08It helped me so much today in my language exam.

00:55:11But well, no, I know that's not true.

00:55:15Okay, come on, go on, go on, go on, go on.

00:55:17Yeah?

00:55:17Yeah.

00:55:18Really?

00:55:18Yeah.

00:55:19Thank you very much, Diego.

00:55:21Oh, one thing, I want you back here at nine o'clock sharp, okay?

00:55:24Yes, yes, at nine o'clock.

00:55:27So, tonight I've done everything it says in the staff list and I have it ready.

00:55:33In Don Quixote, in Don Quixote.

00:55:35This book should be in every home.

00:55:37Good afternoon, gentlemen.

00:55:38What's up, bro?

00:55:39What has reading broken now at your age?

00:55:40It's because of Lurdists, brother.

00:55:42It's to see if I succeed.

00:55:44And all because of the little book.

00:55:45How to become a seducer?

00:55:47Are you stupid, Santi, or what's wrong with you?

00:55:49In other words, these books are a trick; they're designed to take your money.

00:55:51And you're very naive, Santi, you're Scientology material.

00:55:54Santi, please.

00:55:54What are you saying, man?

00:55:56What is this?

00:55:56Are these tricks?

00:55:58In other words, if you find out what women like, lie to them.

00:56:01I mean, one, one, wait, wait.

00:56:03Have you lied to Lurditas?

00:56:04Four tiny windows, nothing.

00:56:05Whether I like the bridges in Africa, or whether I have a sponsored child in Guatemala,

00:56:10And that's where it came in.

00:56:11So, I've found out you have a kid you're sponsoring?

00:56:14And it has gone as far as Corvejón.

00:56:16And he gave me a kiss.

00:56:17And tonight I open the floodgates.

00:56:19But, Santi, Santi, he's a Lurditas, for God's sake, he's a Lurditas.

00:56:23But hey, you're going to take it lying.

00:56:25And what about the sponsored child?

00:56:26But that's cruel, that's not something to joke about.

00:56:28Damn, that's sacred.

00:56:29What is sacred, man?

00:56:30If deception is necessary, then deception will be used.

00:56:31Well, you're not fooling anyone, Tax Office, with that tavern.

00:56:33Hey?

00:56:33Shut up, damn it.

00:56:35No, no, they are scams.

00:56:36They are lies, but yes, evil.

00:56:37But we're talking about Lurditas.

00:56:38And what you're doing with the lurditas is dirty.

00:56:40Dirty, filthy crawler.

00:56:41But what would Father think if He saw you?

00:56:43What would he think?

00:56:43That he had turned out perfectly with his wife and children.

00:56:46Of course, because you've always been a magnet for women.

00:56:48But I am alone.

00:56:49Only!

00:56:49But no, no, no, that's not true.

00:56:51Yes it's true.

00:56:51I am alone, bitter, and a failure.

00:56:54My love life is an act.

00:56:56A?

00:56:57My little Lurdita sees me as I truly am.

00:57:00Well, he doesn't listen to me.

00:57:01Listen to me, Santi.

00:57:02You don't have to become someone else.

00:57:04That you're going to be pretending your whole life that you have a goddaughter in Guatemala.

00:57:06What's happening?

00:57:07What's happening?

00:57:08I'll tell you what's going on.

00:57:09That's despicable.

00:57:09He's despicable.

00:57:10And things don't work that way.

00:57:11Not at all.

00:57:12Look, just listen to me.

00:57:21Tonight, as I open the floodgates for you, you will marry her.

00:57:24And then, with time, he'll find out how he thinks when he's married.

00:57:27Damn, what we've all done.

00:57:32What am I doing, Afri?

00:57:34That?

00:57:36Auntie, I'm getting ready to go out with a guy I'm not interested in.

00:57:39Well, many marriages have started for less than that.

00:57:44Eva, honey, don't take it so seriously, it's just dinner.

00:57:47What can happen at a dinner party?

00:57:48Nothing, Africa.

00:57:49Nothing's going to happen, but that's not it.

00:57:51I'm doing it to give it back to Marcos.

00:57:52Don't you understand?

00:57:53I tell him he's a kid for doing silly things, saying things to women around here.

00:57:57I go and do even bigger stupid things.

00:57:59Seen, yes, yes.

00:58:00But it's not that important.

00:58:02You have arranged to have dinner with the inspector.

00:58:03You go, you meet up, you have dinner with him, you get up to finish dinner, and that's it.

00:58:07You understand?

00:58:08Yes, but...

00:58:10Well, I'm going to do something about it.

00:58:14Okay.

00:58:15That.

00:58:17Then you'll...

00:58:17What? Are you getting ready to go out?

00:58:23Yeah.

00:58:24With that inspector?

00:58:27Yeah.

00:58:29Okay, I see that what my uncle Santiago told me was true.

00:58:32That's very thoughtful of you, Eva.

00:58:33Come on, if I weren't your boyfriend, I'd be in tears of emotion.

00:58:37Well, Marcos, I think that after everything you told me, I don't owe you any explanation, you know?

00:58:43Oh, no, of course not.

00:58:44It's perfectly clear.

00:58:45I'm the immature one, aren't I?

00:58:46Well yes.

00:58:47Well, I think it's much more immature to meet up with a guy you'd never even noticed in your life just to make me jealous, Eva.

00:58:55Just to make you jealous?

00:58:56You seem very cocky, don't you?

00:59:01Well, maybe it's not to make you jealous, Marcos.

00:59:03Maybe I just feel like having dinner with someone mature for once.

00:59:06Could be?

00:59:06Very good.

00:59:12Well, nothing much, really...

00:59:13Since you're doing your own thing, well, have dinner with him and enjoy yourself.

00:59:17And meet up with him as often as you like, and with whomever you like, Eva.

00:59:20I'll pass.

00:59:21Okay, you do you.

00:59:22Brilliant.

00:59:36Diego, do you know where Eva is?

00:59:38No, not Eva.

00:59:40And Tete? Has he gone to his room?

00:59:41Well, I imagine so. I was just going to see if she was in the room now.

00:59:44Well, dinner's ready, so I'll be waiting for you.

00:59:46I'll tell you now, yes, yes.

00:59:52Tete, are you there?

00:59:56Don't get tired, Tete isn't here.

00:59:58Guille, what are you doing here?

01:00:00Well, it turns out Maritere has tricked you again.

01:00:03What nonsense are you talking about?

01:00:05He's late because he's probably been at his...'s house

01:00:07No, this one is strong, as well as a little chubby.

01:00:09Yoli.

01:00:10Dad, Tete studied the same thing with Yoli this afternoon as I did.

01:00:13Well, this afternoon, the previous ones...

01:00:15Guille, do me a favor, we know each other.

01:00:17Don't stir things up, don't stir things up, because your sister has gone to help this one.

01:00:22To the fat one.

01:00:22Well, she's lame.

01:00:23And now the poor thing is that she's clumsy at math, apparently.

01:00:25Because when I was talking to her on the phone, she was heartbroken.

01:00:28She was completely devastated, crying.

01:00:29And Tete, in a kind gesture, went to help her.

01:00:31Dad, will you come down to earth already, man?

01:00:34Maritere is at the arcade with Humberto.

01:00:36Hey Guille, don't bear false witness.

01:00:38No, no, no, defaming is very easy.

01:00:40And the children, since you see it every day on television, well, I thought it was very easy.

01:00:42And not everyone is a saint, no.

01:00:44Okay, Dad, let's see, listen to me.

01:00:45If you don't believe me, why don't we go for a walk around the villages?

01:00:48Hey?

01:00:50Diego, dinner's ready!

01:00:52You see, Lucia, you see how the dog wants to get out, huh?

01:00:55If he's eager.

01:00:57His legs are crossed, and that means he's going to leave a turd any minute now.

01:01:00So come on, if nobody else is going to get you out, Lucia.

01:01:02But I just took it out myself!

01:01:04Oh, really?

01:01:04Well, but this Pepe is like the drags.

01:01:07You need to do it a couple of times.

01:01:08Come on, Pepe.

01:01:09Come on, Pepe!

01:01:10Come on, Pepe, Pepe!

01:01:11Come on, Pepe, Pepe, Pepe!

01:01:18Come on, Pepe, Pepe!

01:01:19This is a terrible problem!

01:01:20Joli!

01:01:21Joli!

01:01:22Joli!

01:01:23Pepe!

01:01:24You're acting like a little girl, but you're not lame!

01:01:25Look how fast my aunt runs!

01:01:30Oh, Pepe, Pepe!

01:01:31Oh, Pepe, Pepe!

01:01:37Joli!

01:01:38Let go, let go!

01:01:39Damn it!

01:01:40But, for God's sake...

01:01:42You call this studying?

01:01:43Hey?

01:01:44No, Diego, we had already finished studying.

01:01:46So, we've come to...

01:01:47to give us a break.

01:01:49But, come on, I came with Joli, who was...

01:01:51No, no, don't look for Joli.

01:01:52No, no, because she's no longer lame,

01:01:53who has run away.

01:01:55Come on, Joli, run faster!

01:01:56Benio Sondo Pau, take note of what I'm telling you.

01:01:59You've become a child again!

01:02:01Bastard!

01:02:02Hey, one thing, Pepe.

01:02:04Are you kidding me?

01:02:05Do you want to laugh at me?

01:02:06No, Diego...

01:02:08You and I made a pact.

01:02:09And I trusted you.

01:02:10And this is how you repay me?

01:02:11So, you're lying to me?

01:02:12And you're putting on a show for me?

01:02:14Let's see.

01:02:15I try to get closer to you as a father.

01:02:17And you repay me by deceiving me.

01:02:20Diego, who...

01:02:21I'm really sorry.

01:02:24What are you looking at?

01:02:25You can't measure me, pervert, because you are a pervert.

01:02:27Be very careful.

01:02:28If you go near my daughter again,

01:02:29You're headed straight to the child advocate.

01:02:30Do you understand?

01:02:31To the children's ombudsman, who is no joke.

01:02:33Diego, what you're doing...

01:02:34Hey, I've been following...

01:02:35I'm going to the tax office.

01:02:36And they're going to have a restaurant called El Diablito.

01:02:38Come on, I'm in the car.

01:02:39Come on.

01:02:39I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

01:02:41Both of you.

01:02:42Home immediately.

01:02:43Come on, now.

01:02:44Already.

01:02:46Girls, girls.

01:02:48They're becoming like mountains on me.

01:02:49They're becoming like mountains on me.

01:02:50And they blend in with some and with others.

01:02:51And they laugh at me.

01:02:54Well, I really like monasteries.

01:02:56Well, there was one in my town.

01:02:57that we kids were going to hit a cat in the balls with farts.

01:03:03Well, they were going, huh?

01:03:05I was going to pray.

01:03:07And my calling came out.

01:03:09The thing is, I gradually lost it as I got older.

01:03:12Oh, Santi.

01:03:14I didn't know you were so... so sensitive.

01:03:17Oh, me a lot, a lot.

01:03:19It was the tavern between tapas.

01:03:21Well, I've toughened up.

01:03:23Santi, I...

01:03:25Look, with you, well...

01:03:27It felt like a barrier, didn't it?

01:03:29And forgive me for being so frank, but...

01:03:31I thought you were a little... a little primitive.

01:03:34Hey?

01:03:34A little rough?

01:03:36Ah.

01:03:36Yes, but now I know you have a noble soul.

01:03:40I don't know, it means so much to me that you've opened up to me like this, that...

01:03:44That we share so many things and...

01:03:46Parrots.

01:03:48Yeah.

01:03:49That...

01:03:50Maybe I'm not like you think.

01:03:52Santiago, you've got it made.

01:03:55To kill.

01:03:57He goes in to kill.

01:03:58Santi.

01:03:58But what do you mean, kill?

01:04:01Santi, who is not from Vitoria.

01:04:02Good heavens, it's Lurditas.

01:04:03And you, Lurditas, love her.

01:04:05Santi, for this.

01:04:08Santi, stop it now and I'll tell the truth.

01:04:10We greeted each other.

01:04:11Oh, oh.

01:04:13Oh, oh.

01:04:13It's just that...

01:04:14It's like I'm meeting you for the first time.

01:04:17I don't know, the movie...

01:04:19The child you sponsor...

01:04:22Santiago, I feel so close to you.

01:04:23Take me, Santiago.

01:04:27I'm yours.

01:04:29No no.

01:04:31Yes, yes, I can't.

01:04:32What's happening?

01:04:32That you don't like me.

01:04:33That I seem like a slut to you.

01:04:35No, that's not it.

01:04:37The thing is...

01:04:39I'm taking you for a fool.

01:04:42That I am not pure wheat.

01:04:44I'm not what you think.

01:04:48No, well, for me...

01:04:49I don't like monasteries.

01:04:50Not even that movie about the bridges of Africa

01:04:53who spend all their time

01:04:55boarded the small plane

01:04:56listening to classical music.

01:04:57But if I like classical music

01:04:58I'm sleepy.

01:04:59So it wasn't true.

01:05:01I want you to love me as I am.

01:05:04And I'm more of a Casapaco fan,

01:05:06of the gallineja.

01:05:08Just like me.

01:05:09But Santiago, you've been playing with me.

01:05:12You have made fun of me

01:05:13of very sacred things.

01:05:15I cannot forgive you for this.

01:05:17Lulita, Lulu.

01:05:18But I really love you, okay?

01:05:19That is true.

01:05:20The thing is, I thought

01:05:22that if I didn't do that to you,

01:05:24Well, you weren't going to believe me.

01:05:27I never want to see you again.

01:05:29Never.

01:05:30Goodbye, Ana.

01:05:31Oh.

01:05:45I hardly know you.

01:05:49You look different.

01:05:51Am I good or bad?

01:05:53I take it as a compliment.

01:05:55How are you?

01:05:56But come on,

01:05:57whether I prefer it

01:05:58I put on my tie and suit

01:05:59And I'm going to start reviewing documents right here, huh?

01:06:01No, we'd probably rather have dinner, wouldn't we?

01:06:03Good.

01:06:04We passed.

01:06:04Alfonso, I...

01:06:08I need to talk to you.

01:06:11The thing is...

01:06:13Okay, let's see how I begin.

01:06:14It's a bit difficult and...

01:06:15What are you going to tell me?

01:06:17What did you agree to with me?

01:06:18to give your girlfriend breasts?

01:06:21You knew it.

01:06:23Have you come for me?

01:06:24I've already spent the last seven years locked up.

01:06:28I've done nothing but study and nail things down.

01:06:30I want a normal life.

01:06:33Why don't you meet up with me?

01:06:35My God,

01:06:36You must think I'm a brat, right?

01:06:40No.

01:06:42But come on,

01:06:43If you prefer, you can leave, okay?

01:06:44No commitment.

01:06:45What do you want?

01:06:46Should I leave?

01:06:50Well, me neither.

01:06:51Where is?

01:06:52I don't see it.

01:06:52Let's see if he's already taken it

01:06:53to a hotel or something.

01:06:57There it is, there it is.

01:06:58Come on, come on.

01:07:00And the daughter,

01:07:01He's going to...

01:07:01Excuse me, inspector,

01:07:02Get up, we're leaving.

01:07:03Come on, let's go.

01:07:04But we're not even going to the dinner party.

01:07:05Unclear.

01:07:06First to dinner

01:07:07And then dessert, right?

01:07:08Wait a minute, Diego, what's wrong?

01:07:09No, no, no, let's see,

01:07:10Listen to me,

01:07:11that the inspector

01:07:11has the right to know

01:07:12Why are you here?

01:07:13Yes, we're going to tell you.

01:07:14Eva, Eva is here

01:07:15because we dragged her along

01:07:16up to this table.

01:07:16Because?

01:07:17Because we've wrinkled her.

01:07:18It has mostly been his uncle.

01:07:19Yes, I mean,

01:07:19that he is doing

01:07:20so that his uncle and I

01:07:21Let's not go to jail.

01:07:21No, no, Diego, one moment.

01:07:22No, no, no, no.

01:07:23Please,

01:07:23without hot baths

01:07:24that we have wrinkled you.

01:07:25Yes, we've wrinkled you

01:07:26and I cannot allow

01:07:27that they sacrifice you for the family.

01:07:28No,

01:07:29If I have to go to jail,

01:07:29He's going to jail.

01:07:30Alcalá, I'll do whatever it takes.

01:07:31Hang on a minute,

01:07:31Just so you know.

01:07:35This whole thing

01:07:36that we are putting together,

01:07:38Well, that's something that can be reported.

01:07:39and that I also have influences

01:07:41at the ministry level,

01:07:42You know?

01:07:43Oh well,

01:07:43which also,

01:07:44It doesn't matter,

01:07:45yes,

01:07:45worth,

01:07:50But that's it.

01:07:51that's over.

01:07:51You have to go to jail,

01:07:52He's going to jail.

01:07:52I mean, yeah, yeah.

01:07:53That?

01:07:54Let's see,

01:07:55I'm having dinner with Alfonso

01:07:56Because I want to.

01:07:57It's clear, isn't it?

01:07:58Because I want to.

01:08:00I mean,

01:08:00that you're not here because...

01:08:01No.

01:08:02Can't you do that?

01:08:02that they filled it by eye

01:08:05the accounting books?

01:08:06No,

01:08:06that's no longer valid.

01:08:07That's not worth it.

01:08:08because it's outside

01:08:09from the investigation,

01:08:11from the inspection,

01:08:11That's illegal.

01:08:12and also,

01:08:13outlaw.

01:08:14That,

01:08:15That is against the law.

01:08:16Since we are not conducting an inspection,

01:08:17is outlawed,

01:08:18So it's not valid.

01:08:18Ah, that's not fair.

01:08:19We're leaving.

01:08:20Bye bye,

01:08:20thank you,

01:08:20Enjoy your meal.

01:08:23And what I can't stand,

01:08:24Miss,

01:08:25that you think you do

01:08:25smarter than anyone.

01:08:27Starting today

01:08:28The lies are over.

01:08:28in this house.

01:08:29But Mom,

01:08:29neither mom nor cheerleaders.

01:08:32And from today onwards,

01:08:33for one month,

01:08:34Imagine I'm your jailer

01:08:35and as if it happens to you

01:08:37disobey me

01:08:37or skip the punishment

01:08:38and not take out that piercing,

01:08:40I'll put you in jail.

01:08:41Did you understand me?

01:08:42And you, Diego,

01:08:44that I heard you?

01:08:45Just there, still.

01:08:45that I am with you now.

01:08:46Yes, now.

01:08:47Now, let's have dinner quickly.

01:08:48and go to sleep.

01:08:50Come on, man.

01:08:52And the piercing

01:08:52I want to see him out.

01:09:00It's possible, right?

01:09:01What are you doing here?

01:09:02What's happening,

01:09:03that it's no good to you

01:09:03that they punished me

01:09:04A month without going out or what?

01:09:05Well, I want to put up with you

01:09:06It is not part of the punishment,

01:09:07Look at that.

01:09:08Let's see,

01:09:09Maritere,

01:09:09You brought this on yourself.

01:09:10all by yourself.

01:09:10That means it can't be done

01:09:11lying to your parents.

01:09:12Well, look,

01:09:13I think that's already done

01:09:13I've learned it very well.

01:09:15Thank you very much

01:09:16for everything you've done for me

01:09:16And I truly appreciate it.

01:09:17You're a great brother.

01:09:19Hey,

01:09:20one little thing,

01:09:20Maritere,

01:09:21Just so you know, I

01:09:22this above all

01:09:22I did it for you.

01:09:23Humberto

01:09:23I think it's kind of cool,

01:09:26man,

01:09:26just between you and me

01:09:26And I don't like it.

01:09:27I don't like.

01:09:28Already,

01:09:28And won't it be

01:09:29Are you envious of him?

01:09:30That?

01:09:31Envy?

01:09:32What am I envious of?

01:09:32man?

01:09:33What do you think you are?

01:09:33The center of the universe

01:09:34or something?

01:09:36I don't know,

01:09:37Irizia,

01:09:37calm down

01:09:37Because I've done it

01:09:38because of the piercing.

01:09:44Well, look,

01:09:45another thing

01:09:45I'm going to make it perfectly clear to you,

01:09:46man,

01:09:46I'm not envious of him.

01:09:47not even for the piercing

01:09:48Not even for vinegar milk.

01:09:49Just so you know.

01:09:53You've come back soon

01:10:06from dinner,

01:10:07No?

01:10:08Yeah,

01:10:09I really wanted to.

01:10:10return.

01:10:12Are you composing me?

01:10:16What's it about?

01:10:19Well,

01:10:20It's about...

01:10:21a somewhat silly boy,

01:10:24a moron

01:10:25who starts watching that

01:10:28like a young girl

01:10:28and well,

01:10:29It's nonsense.

01:10:30but to her boyfriend

01:10:32It doesn't suit him very well.

01:10:35That's where I've stayed.

01:10:38You can put

01:10:39that neither did she

01:10:40He has behaved very well

01:10:41because he's made a real mess of things

01:10:43just to make him jealous.

01:10:45That's great.

01:10:57And how does the story continue?

01:11:01Let's see,

01:11:02What do you think?

01:11:04She's going out to dinner

01:11:05with an inspector

01:11:06of the treasury

01:11:06and...

01:11:08And nothing happens

01:11:09because...

01:11:10because she is

01:11:10very much in love

01:11:11from her boyfriend

01:11:12although sometimes

01:11:13be a little silly.

01:11:14And a brat

01:11:15and an immature person.

01:11:15Yes, that too.

01:11:17Oh well,

01:11:18the story

01:11:18It has a happy ending, doesn't it?

01:11:28I...

01:11:28I would say yes.

01:11:30Look, Diego,

01:11:39today this house

01:11:40I can't be heard with that.

01:11:41It has to be flat.

01:11:42Now you're going to be quiet.

01:11:43She needs to be quiet.

01:11:44But what is this?

01:11:45What a way to do it

01:11:46the idiot.

01:11:47Yeah.

01:11:49There is one thing

01:11:50which I didn't understand,

01:11:51I mean,

01:11:51I can't tell you

01:11:52You're saying stupid things to girls, aren't you?

01:11:53But in the series

01:11:55Baywatch...

01:11:56Marcos.

01:11:58And in the pool

01:11:59Neither Merano, right?

01:12:00No.

01:12:01Okay, okay.

01:12:01No nonsense.

01:12:03And look at her little bottom

01:12:04Raúl in the locker room.

01:12:06No.

01:12:07But without desire

01:12:08or anything.

01:12:08No.

01:12:09Without desire

01:12:09neither...

01:12:10No.

01:12:25Take!

01:12:27Take!

01:12:28Yeah!

01:12:29Yes I want!

01:12:30Disgusting!

01:12:49This guy is an idiot.

01:12:50Hey, think positive, damn it.

01:12:51This is the last resort in the despair of love.

01:12:54What do you have?

01:12:55This is me.

01:12:56And this one, does this one look like it now?

01:12:59Or to Grandma.

01:13:01Let's see who he's going to get me involved with.

01:13:02Show some respect.

01:13:03It's not that he's doing shit to you.

01:13:04It's being watered, it's being watered in a meeting.

01:13:06No, damn it, I'm going to...

01:13:08No, no, no, I don't want to do it.

01:13:10Voodoo, that's it.

01:13:22I'm dialing.

01:13:23But put in a little bit.

01:13:25The operation begins, my horde.

01:13:27God, you patriots are such pigs.

01:13:28That's not pooping or defecating, that's smoking weed.

01:13:30We've screwed up.

01:13:31Look, I'm going to introduce you to a new DVD colleague to give something.

01:13:34I hope nothing happens to Lucía, she seems strange.

01:13:37And what I need is a little bit of expansion.

01:13:39You haven't bought me anything, have you?

01:13:40Yes, I have bought from you.

01:13:42My dad gave my mom a car seat cover kit.

01:13:45Hey man, how did it get so twisted up in the water?

01:13:47Let's see if it's going to be like the Grendis.

01:13:50Ambrea!

01:13:51Ambrea!

01:13:52You take it, right?

01:13:53Are you taking her to the beach this long weekend?

01:13:55Logistics task coordinators!

01:13:57Nothing happens with the first spa, and nothing happens with the second one either.

01:13:59But you don't go to the beach with the third one.

01:14:02It's possible it's a cult...

01:14:04I am not a bad sect.

01:14:06You've already charmed her.

01:14:08He took her to the countryside.

01:14:09To separate ourselves from the family.

01:14:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:14:14That's what I say, Diego.

01:14:15Oh dear.

01:14:17How does Luis's situation make me feel?

01:14:18I don't know what's so funny about all this.

01:14:20Seriously, huh?

01:14:20I'm laughing so I don't cry, miss.

01:14:22The child goes home, period.

01:14:24Silence!

01:14:25Silence!

01:14:48The boy goes home and poof.

01:14:56The boy goes home.

01:14:57Silence!

01:15:00Silence!

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