Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x02 - Erase un okupa - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Juan e Isabel comienzan a sentirse atraídos. Juan le confiesa a su hermana esa atracción aunque no le da nombres, y Nieves, muy posesiva, se ofende. Además, Andrés sale de la cárcel porque Vicenta le ha pagado la fianza, y ésta le pide que deje a su mujer. La convivencia entre Lucía y Alicia se complica, ambas compiten para ver cual es la que más liga Pero el problema más grave lo tiene Mariano. La comunidad necesita dinero para cambiar el ascensor y Nieves propone alquilar la portería. Mauri se compra un monovolumen y lo aparca frente a su casa, pero el Ayuntamiento ha hecho la calle zona azul y Belén, que ha conseguido trabajo, es la nueva empleada que pone las multas.

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00:00:00Music

00:00:30Let's see how I can tell these people that I have to pass it on to the community fee.

00:00:33They lynch me, let's go.

00:00:34Calm down, Juan, I notice you're very tense, are you okay?

00:00:37No, the truth is that no

00:00:39Between Paloma's, the community, Andrés's

00:00:42Who is still convinced that he is in jail because of me.

00:00:44Then my children don't accept my sister

00:00:46It all came to me at once

00:00:48I am the vice president, you know you can count on me for whatever you want.

00:00:52Thank you Isabel

00:00:53You don't know what your support means to me right now.

00:01:00Come, I'll leave you the papers for this exercise.

00:01:06And you check them and if you see that everything is fine, then very good.

00:01:08But I check them and such and such.

00:01:10What's happening?

00:01:20What's happening?

00:01:21You were making out with the president, that's what's going on.

00:01:24Well, let's see, do me a favor, okay?

00:01:27Dude, leave her alone. What are you doing now? Head of the family or something?

00:01:30No, but Dad has been in jail for a week and Mom still hasn't been to see him.

00:01:33Yes, and do you know why he hasn't gone to see him?

00:01:35No

00:01:36Me neither

00:01:36It is a good reflection to make

00:01:39Why didn't I go see him?

00:01:41Do you know who visits every day?

00:01:44Vicenta

00:01:44The neighbor?

00:01:48Look, I brought you more cookies.

00:01:49I put vanilla in this one because I know you like it.

00:01:52Vicenta, don't bring me any more because I don't know what to do with them.

00:01:55And don't come to me dressed as a mother of the Plaza de Mayo.

00:01:58Look, I've handed out leaflets.

00:02:02In the market they have hung it in all the stalls

00:02:04Except for the fruit seller who says you owe him money.

00:02:06I appreciate it, but it's worthless.

00:02:08Here you either pay bail or rot until the trial comes out.

00:02:11Oh, and how much is your bail?

00:02:1330,000 euros the judge, he's gone crazy

00:02:16You'll tell me where I get so much money from.

00:02:18I have something saved in my account

00:02:19No, no, please, it's your savings.

00:02:22But they are there, dying of laughter

00:02:23I was going to give them to a charity

00:02:26To the UN, to NATO

00:02:27Vicenta

00:02:28Would you pay the bail?

00:02:33Would you do that for me?

00:02:34They then deduct that, right?

00:02:35Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:02:40Not here, not here

00:02:42Every day is like this

00:02:44I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:02:47I was just looking for some peace

00:02:49I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane

00:02:52Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:02:54Not here, not here, no, no

00:02:56Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:02:59Not here, not here, no, no

00:03:00The house on the edge of rumba

00:03:02I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:05The neighbors watch me and listen to me

00:03:07I can't stand this place.

00:03:10The neighbors come all my neighbors

00:03:11If not, come to my apartment.

00:03:13Come to the neighborhood, cousin.

00:03:14That I love you and I teach you

00:03:15Where the thieving clowns cry, they steal from us

00:03:17And the stones are defeated in something to tell

00:03:19Put in a cocktail shaker

00:03:23You in an earthquake and a volcano

00:03:26Yeah

00:03:27And you will walk this ladder

00:03:32Here, here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:35Not here, not here

00:03:37Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:40Every day is like this

00:03:41I can't imagine it when I came here

00:03:44I was just looking for some peace

00:03:46And I wake up your little cheek in the chureta

00:03:48Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:51Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:53Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:56No

00:03:57Ah, also

00:04:01I could put a side of vegetables

00:04:04Of course yes

00:04:05Let's see what vegetables we have

00:04:06Broccoli, great

00:04:09Yes, yes

00:04:10And why don't I steam them?

00:04:13Well, perfectly.

00:04:15This way they don't lose their vitamins.

00:04:17And cut into pieces there

00:04:19Dad, Aunt Nieves is talking in the kitchen

00:04:22With who?

00:04:22With Aunt Nieves, he's a bit clown

00:04:24José Miguel, people who have lived alone for a time

00:04:26Sometimes he speaks loudly

00:04:27It's that she answers herself and everything

00:04:29Maybe he has a split personality like Golu.

00:04:31José Miguel, have you made the bed?

00:04:32No, I'm going now.

00:04:33I'm going to stretch the sheets so they're nice and straight.

00:04:36Because of course, then you don't see what a difference it makes when you try

00:04:39But do I put the duvet or not?

00:04:41Yes, it's starting to get a bit chilly.

00:04:43That child needs to watch less TV.

00:04:46You have to aim for Balón Bolea

00:04:47That we Cuestas have always been very good at

00:04:49Nieves, I'm a little worried.

00:04:52What's wrong, honey?

00:04:54Tell your sister

00:04:55I think I'm starting to feel attracted to another woman.

00:04:58Do you think it's pretty?

00:05:00With Paloma in the hospital in a coma

00:05:01And you thinking with your crotch

00:05:03Nieves, hands still

00:05:04We already talked about this when we were little.

00:05:05Answer me

00:05:06Does this seem normal to you?

00:05:07No, no, I'm the first one who feels terrible.

00:05:09I don't know, it will be instincts

00:05:11What you have to do is focus on your home.

00:05:13And in this your community

00:05:14You have settled into an absolute majority

00:05:16And you have no program, no project, no message, nothing.

00:05:19And people notice it, Juan notices it.

00:05:21You think?

00:05:22The elevator does not need to be changed.

00:05:23Well, it changes.

00:05:24If there is no money

00:05:25Yes, man.

00:05:25That kid upstairs isn't going to rent us the storage room.

00:05:28How much can we ask for that?

00:05:30I don't think it's ethical to charge more than 150 euros a month.

00:05:33Well, that's something.

00:05:34Little cup, little cup

00:05:35You're right.

00:05:36We must return the illusion to the building

00:05:38High morale, high morale

00:05:40This afternoon revitalizing meeting

00:05:42Another woman

00:05:44Another woman, me

00:05:46Yes, I am looking for an apartment, but it is not easy.

00:05:51It seems there is a global real estate crisis.

00:05:53Have you taken out the trash?

00:05:55Oh, I forgot.

00:05:56Well, whatever, we'll get it later, don't stress.

00:05:58Alicia, the garbage bag isn't going to go down by itself.

00:06:00Don't believe it, give it a few days

00:06:02Oh, how funny

00:06:03Hello

00:06:04But hey, what are you doing here?

00:06:07That we are neighbors

00:06:08I live upstairs, I have rented the attic

00:06:10The attic?

00:06:11But that's a storage room

00:06:12Sorry, it's a perfectly habitable bohemian loft

00:06:15Oh yeah?

00:06:16So where are you going with all that?

00:06:18To take a shower at the gatehouse because it doesn't have a bathroom.

00:06:19But come on, I'm going to put one of those caravan ones

00:06:21That dissolves everything

00:06:22Roberto, really

00:06:24How are we going to get over our breakup?

00:06:25If we start living on top of each other?

00:06:28You don't know, I've already overcome it.

00:06:29Come on, see you later.

00:06:30I assume the community has given you permission.

00:06:33Yes, how annoying

00:06:35You appear my girlfriend

00:06:36But that's a hole

00:06:40How did you get to live there?

00:06:41It is very clear

00:06:42He's still in love with you.

00:06:43He wants to have you under control

00:06:44Come on, what I was missing

00:06:45I'm going to talk to him

00:06:46The more you talk to him, the worse it gets.

00:06:48What you need to do is start dating someone else as soon as possible.

00:06:50Do you have any hands?

00:06:51No, I had been with Roberto for four years.

00:06:53Have you been faithful?

00:06:55Incredible

00:06:55Well, whatever, I'll fix something for you.

00:06:57Hey, what do you mean you can fix something for me?

00:07:02Dear neighbors

00:07:03Here is your future

00:07:04I imagined mine to be more inviting.

00:07:06Would you like me to upload the clips to your mobile to give it more atmosphere?

00:07:09It is a pleasure to present my five-year plan for the rehabilitation and improvement of the building.

00:07:13As you can see

00:07:14Includes paddle tennis court

00:07:16Gym

00:07:16Sauna

00:07:17And other improvements that I will explain to you in due time.

00:07:20The first thing we are going to do is install a state-of-the-art elevator.

00:07:23Ah, very good.

00:07:24And how are we going to pay for it?

00:07:25That's where I wanted to get to.

00:07:26Our community will receive atypical income derived from the rental of the penthouse to Roberto

00:07:31Former with neighbor and owner

00:07:32And now simply a tenant

00:07:34Hey, let's see if I'm going to pay for the elevator now.

00:07:36I wouldn't give more than 300 euros for that penthouse.

00:07:38Approved

00:07:40No

00:07:41Following

00:07:41No, no, no, no, wait a minute

00:07:42It can't be rented, that's a storage room.

00:07:44It does not have a certificate of habitability

00:07:45And neither does Portugal.

00:07:46I've been there for more than eight years.

00:07:48First he kicks him out of his house and now he wants to kick him out of the building.

00:07:50No, Vicenta, I don't want to kick anyone out.

00:07:51The thing is that if an inspection comes, we'll all lose our hair.

00:07:54You don't want to have me around because you're still in love.

00:07:56Recognize it

00:07:57Roberto, this is not something you talk about in front of everyone.

00:07:58Don't hang your freedom of expression

00:08:01Keep going, keep going

00:08:02What bothers you is that I'm remaking my life.

00:08:04No, it bothers me that he's redoing it on top of me.

00:08:06No, let's get off the main topic of the meeting.

00:08:08What is my five-year plan?

00:08:09Let the boys finish

00:08:10If I want to stay here to live, I will stay.

00:08:13I also like the neighborhood.

00:08:14That he likes the neighborhood

00:08:15Let's see, let's see, let's see, he's already done the math.

00:08:17With what Roberto pays us for the rent

00:08:19We can't install a normal elevator for another 10 years.

00:08:21Well, I'll be fine by then.

00:08:23Oh, the golden girls don't see that anymore.

00:08:25No, you don't have to wait that long.

00:08:26I have thought that if we ask for a loan

00:08:28No, no, no

00:08:29But wait a minute

00:08:31But shh, wait a minute

00:08:33Let him explain, Juan.

00:08:35Thank you Isabel

00:08:36You're welcome, Juan.

00:08:36Don't speed up, you'll speed up

00:08:38If the goalkeeper no longer lives in the goal

00:08:40It can also be rented

00:08:41Well, the chunga is right.

00:08:42What did he call me?

00:08:44Snow, snow

00:08:44Okay, a little please.

00:08:46Because I now live with Belén

00:08:47But love comes and goes

00:08:48And now it comes, then it goes and disappears

00:08:50And there is my poor father

00:08:51He is an old man who has many shortcomings in everything.

00:08:53Take vitamins

00:08:54We kicked out Mariano

00:08:55And we got rich

00:08:57Votes in favor

00:08:57I warn you that this man is like a tick.

00:09:00You'll see how hard it is to get it out of there.

00:09:01Emilio, are you telling him or are we telling him?

00:09:03No, you tell them.

00:09:04I don't want to know anything about that mess.

00:09:06This is the suitcase

00:09:08Oh, without saying goodbye

00:09:10Oh, what pain

00:09:11Damn, what do you mean...?

00:09:12But for God's sake, how does it say that?

00:09:14My clothes are stinking.

00:09:15Churri, put on your bikini and come down.

00:09:17I have a cholesterol party set up here.

00:09:19Either turn that off or I'll complain to the community.

00:09:21Man, no, don't let them know that I don't have enough for everyone.

00:09:24Oh, this street

00:09:27I have her crazy

00:09:28Mariano, would you mind stepping out for a moment, please?

00:09:31Oh man, the freeloaders were taking too long.

00:09:33Fuck

00:09:34I ask you please to let me speak.

00:09:38These things must be said with great tact.

00:09:41Mariano, we wanted to inform you...

00:09:43What's happening on the street?

00:09:44What does it say?

00:09:45So, contact

00:09:46I know it's hard, it's hard for us too.

00:09:48But for reasons beyond our control

00:09:50You have to leave the goal.

00:09:51But the goal was my son's

00:09:53No, no, no, it's from the community

00:09:54His son only had the usufruct

00:09:56Let's not start touching our noses with the tennis shoes.

00:09:59If you want to kick me out, tell me directly.

00:10:01If we are telling you

00:10:03Also, I have invested a lot in this goal.

00:10:05Who pays for my renovation?

00:10:07What reform?

00:10:08Mariano, the decision has been made.

00:10:09Let's try to make this as painless as possible for everyone.

00:10:12How easily you can kick a pensioner out of his home

00:10:15And then you'll go around sponsoring children.

00:10:17How much hypocrisy!

00:10:19It's not hypocrisy, it's aesthetics

00:10:21You have 24 hours to leave the goal.

00:10:23Okay, I'm leaving.

00:10:25I don't intend to humiliate myself

00:10:27As Che said

00:10:28It is better to go on your knees than to beg standing up.

00:10:31No, it is better to die standing than to live on your knees.

00:10:34Well, the concept has become clear.

00:10:36You see, Juan?

00:10:37These things are fixed like this

00:10:39Pim, pam, pim, pam!

00:10:40Come on, let's go home.

00:10:41It's true, we are hypocrites.

00:10:44I will not sponsor a child again.

00:10:45Come on, what?

00:10:48Belén, I have to go get better.

00:10:49What am I supposed to say now that you've found a job?

00:10:51Wait a moment, Emilio, I'll be right out.

00:10:53With the things I have to do, my goodness.

00:10:54No joking around, we need the money.

00:11:00But okay, what are you dressed as?

00:11:01What has been your security guard?

00:11:02I am a municipal parking controller in the parking meter zone.

00:11:06Yeah, come on, the pains of the fines

00:11:07And what is that thing you're carrying there?

00:11:09Are you taking Tetris with you in case you get bored?

00:11:10This is for issuing fines, idiot.

00:11:12You have to see how the city council invests in technology to get money out of you.

00:11:15Well, I'm leaving.

00:11:16I was lucky to have been assigned this neighborhood.

00:11:19Hey, honey

00:11:20Be careful, this is a high-risk job.

00:11:22People get really angry when you give them a ticket.

00:11:24Don't worry, I have something to defend myself with.

00:11:26This gives electric shocks and immobilizes

00:11:30Damn, and they gave you this at the town hall too?

00:11:32What the fuck? Did I buy this myself?

00:11:36Son, they're kicking me out of the goal.

00:11:38I have to come live

00:11:39But what are you saying, dad?

00:11:40I know there is no room

00:11:41What do you mean no?

00:11:42If you have a dead room there, it's funny.

00:11:44No, that's going to be the child's room.

00:11:45What kid? What are you saying?

00:11:47Man, we're going to have to have a kid someday, aren't we?

00:11:48Is this a couple or not a couple?

00:11:50Well, but we're not going to see that.

00:11:51Let's not stray from the topic we are discussing.

00:11:53Look, I'm not leaving you my things.

00:11:54Don't insist, dad, don't

00:11:56Come back to mom

00:11:57Tell her you look very pretty, you'll see how she forgives you.

00:11:58No, I can't lie.

00:12:00That is immediately noticeable

00:12:01I have a very expressive face.

00:12:03If also, it will be a matter of days

00:12:05I feel like I'm going to die soon.

00:12:07But what hurts you now?

00:12:09Emilio, can we talk for a moment?

00:12:10But what's wrong with him?

00:12:11Don't worry, I'll pay for the TV.

00:12:13Do you have a beer there?

00:12:15Emilio, kick your father out now.

00:12:16That convinces you in the end

00:12:17Woman, let him have a beer and leave.

00:12:19No, no more.

00:12:20Well, what do you want?

00:12:21That you push him?

00:12:24Dad, don't worry.

00:12:25I'm sure you'll get ahead.

00:12:26Wow, son.

00:12:27It's that marginality embraces me

00:12:29And crime

00:12:30Well, but that now has a lot of output

00:12:31Less story, eh?

00:12:33That he has already taken advantage of his son enough

00:12:34Let him know that you are adopted

00:12:38And I'm not leaving here.

00:12:41I've already messed around

00:12:42To know that, who am I?

00:12:45What a stench, really

00:12:46I can't believe it

00:12:47Hello

00:12:49Alicia, really

00:12:53When you see clothes, don't leave them in the washing machine for four days.

00:12:56Because then it stinks

00:12:57Oh, forgive me, I always did that to Belén.

00:12:58I'm not used to it

00:12:59Hey, look

00:13:00If you don't want us to have problems

00:13:01This has to change, right?

00:13:03Yes, but Belén and I are still angry.

00:13:04I can't call her

00:13:05Have you thought about taking the clothes and hanging them up yourself?

00:13:07I thought about it, but I quickly dismissed it.

00:13:08Daughter, I thought you had a maid.

00:13:11Well no, no, no

00:13:12I don't have a maid

00:13:12Hey, Alice

00:13:13We're going to have to share the work.

00:13:15Of course, and that's what we're doing?

00:13:17I've already called two guys

00:13:17To meet tonight

00:13:18And go for it

00:13:19Hey, no, no

00:13:20I just got out of a relationship

00:13:22And I don't feel like getting into another one.

00:13:23But who is talking about a relationship?

00:13:25I'm talking about a roll

00:13:26Are you introduced to a guy?

00:13:27And you're already thinking about names

00:13:28Of the five children you are going to have?

00:13:30No, but I already have that.

00:13:31Look, if it's a boy

00:13:32Ivan, Carlos or Jorge

00:13:34What if it's a girl?

00:13:35Lucia

00:13:35No, shut up, you're depressing me.

00:13:36You look like my grandmother

00:13:37But what are you telling me?

00:13:38Am I an old-fashioned person?

00:13:39Well, you're going to be modern.

00:13:40And deliberate for life

00:13:41But all you want

00:13:42It's the Isabel Preissler kit

00:13:43Husband, chale

00:13:44And chocolates for the visitors

00:13:46Hey, sorry.

00:13:46But you didn't know me.

00:13:48When I was single

00:13:49But I was a danger

00:13:50Ah, but have you ever been single?

00:13:52If I thought you were like Barbie

00:13:54That already came with what

00:13:55Not even a lot of clothes

00:13:55Stop comparing me to things.

00:13:57Do you want to meet up with those guys?

00:13:59Well, we're here now.

00:14:00Do you see what a problem?

00:14:01That

00:14:01That's the attitude

00:14:02I'm going to call them

00:14:03How do you know them?

00:14:05From the gym

00:14:06Ah, well, yes

00:14:06With conversation

00:14:07Of those that I like

00:14:08And what do they do?

00:14:10Well, they lift weights.

00:14:11A little cardio

00:14:12What do they work on?

00:14:13Oh, what do I know, Lucia?

00:14:14I don't know, it's materialistic

00:14:16They have their place in the ass

00:14:17What does it matter?

00:14:17Yes, it is also true

00:14:18Hey, beautiful

00:14:21What a nerve, girl.

00:14:22Use your mobile phone

00:14:23Mauri, you have to talk to the president

00:14:28Mary is dedicating to us

00:14:29Let's have barbecues in the yard

00:14:30He's leaving us in the lurch

00:14:31A wonderful aroma of grilled chorizo

00:14:33I bought a car

00:14:33That?

00:14:34Yes, I bought it.

00:14:35A very family-friendly minivan

00:14:36We needed a safe car

00:14:37To take the child to places

00:14:38Come, I'll show you.

00:14:39200 euros for an anatomical seat

00:14:41I play with the upholstery

00:14:42You don't say!

00:14:43You'll see, you'll see.

00:14:43But what did you buy?

00:14:46Second hand

00:14:47What the fuck is new?

00:14:47Yes, it was the dream of my life.

00:14:48Since I turned 18

00:14:50Belén, what are you doing?

00:14:53Oh, don't tell me it's yours.

00:14:54Yeah

00:14:55Well, I'm very sorry, Mauri.

00:14:57But I have to sanction you.

00:14:58It's that now the whole center

00:14:59They have made it a blue zone

00:15:00But how is it a blue zone?

00:15:02What's happening?

00:15:02I can't park my car

00:15:03At my front door?

00:15:03Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:15:04But you have to put a ticket

00:15:06Look, you have a parking meter.

00:15:07Exactly 5 meters away

00:15:08If you enter the fine

00:15:09In the next 30 minutes

00:15:10You can cancel it

00:15:11Paying 3 euros

00:15:12Go on, woman

00:15:13Take away my fine

00:15:14That we are neighbors

00:15:15I can't, Mauri

00:15:16It's my first day

00:15:17And I get into trouble

00:15:18But hey, you can request

00:15:19The resident card

00:15:20To the town hall

00:15:21You have to present

00:15:23DNI

00:15:25Driving license

00:15:26Vehicle data sheet

00:15:27Completed application form

00:15:28Direct debit details

00:15:30And certificate of registration

00:15:32And some hair, right?

00:15:33So they have my DNA

00:15:34Well, you know what I'm telling you?

00:15:35That your uniform makes you a horrible ass

00:15:37I'll be back in an hour

00:15:38If you have not put the ticket

00:15:39I'm giving you another fine.

00:15:40The car is nice

00:15:44What? Give me a ride?

00:15:46I've already lost my desire

00:15:47I'm going to get the ticket

00:15:48Shit, we didn't get any money.

00:15:50Let me throw in euros

00:15:50Very hard

00:15:52Mom, look who's come!

00:15:57You won't believe it

00:15:58Hello

00:15:59But darling, what are you doing here?

00:16:03Surrender, Andrés

00:16:04So you don't do anything else

00:16:05That makes things worse

00:16:06Mom, he hasn't escaped.

00:16:08Who has paid the bail

00:16:09With what money?

00:16:12They lent it to me

00:16:13Oh, God

00:16:14And why haven't you come?

00:16:15To see me in jail?

00:16:17Andrés, I don't want to see you.

00:16:18Under these conditions

00:16:19It's that mom has been

00:16:20Very busy around here, aren't you?

00:16:21With the vice presidency

00:16:23Community things

00:16:24Expenses, budgets

00:16:26Yes, I haven't stopped

00:16:27A mess

00:16:28I'm going to meditate for a while

00:16:30To the bedroom

00:16:30I'm coming now

00:16:31Children

00:16:33It happened to me in prison

00:16:35A precious thing

00:16:36Have you become gay?

00:16:37Don't give us details

00:16:38Leave it for your memories

00:16:39No way, damn it.

00:16:40The bail money

00:16:42They haven't lent it to me

00:16:43Vicenta gave it to me

00:16:45The first one?

00:16:47Have you put in 30,000 euros?

00:16:48To get you out of jail?

00:16:50Another crime

00:16:50Extortion of pensioners

00:16:51What did you do?

00:16:52Did you drug her?

00:16:53No, he gave it to me.

00:16:53Because there are still good people

00:16:55Around the world

00:16:56It has been an act

00:16:57Of generosity

00:16:58In its purest form

00:16:59Without asking for anything in return

00:17:00Women like her

00:17:02They reconcile you

00:17:03With the human species

00:17:04I had to go to hell

00:17:06To meet an angel

00:17:08Damn, dad

00:17:09Which door did you let go?

00:17:12Hello

00:17:12How was the trip home?

00:17:14Vicenta

00:17:15I'm excited

00:17:16Really

00:17:16Nobody had ever done it

00:17:19So much for...

00:17:20Have you told your wife yet?

00:17:21The fact that?

00:17:21Ours

00:17:22Are you going to leave her for me?

00:17:24Hey?

00:17:25As?

00:17:25Andrew

00:17:26Don't be shy

00:17:27Don't make me say everything.

00:17:29After what has happened

00:17:30In prison among us

00:17:32And that he paid your bail

00:17:33The normal thing is that we are already serious

00:17:35No?

00:17:36Well, I do want to.

00:17:38I can pay you back little by little.

00:17:40No, if it's not for the money

00:17:41I did it because we love each other.

00:17:42Now if you are not comfortable

00:17:44Or you feel insecure

00:17:45I withdraw the bail

00:17:47And you go back to jail

00:17:48I don't want to put you in a difficult position.

00:17:50No, no, no

00:17:51If the feeling you are talking about exists

00:17:54That's clear

00:17:55What happens is that

00:17:56Before being a couple

00:17:58First we have to go through a stage of lovers

00:18:01Ah, lovers

00:18:03Just sex?

00:18:05No no

00:18:05Sex is at the end

00:18:06It's the latest

00:18:07I say secret lovers

00:18:09We close our eyes as we pass by

00:18:11We send each other text messages on each other's cell phones

00:18:14I don't know how to send messages

00:18:16I'll send them to you

00:18:17And you don't need to answer them.

00:18:19I don't know how to open them either.

00:18:20I don't think I even have a cell phone.

00:18:21Well, forget about the mobile

00:18:23Little notes on the sly, okay?

00:18:25Okay

00:18:27We'll meet tomorrow and go for a walk with Valentín.

00:18:29Do you feel like it?

00:18:30A lot

00:18:31But far away I know they can't see us

00:18:34Have you noticed?

00:18:35On February 14th you're going to have to give us both a gift.

00:18:38To the dog and me

00:18:39What is Valentin's name?

00:18:43Bye

00:18:44The angel, right?

00:18:52That has come for the interests

00:18:53So they say that love is priceless.

00:18:55Not a word about this to Mom, okay?

00:18:58This, yes, he was not going to believe it either.

00:18:59I wanted to bring Emilio's father into the house.

00:19:04Come on, what I was missing, what do you think?

00:19:06Ha, poor thing.

00:19:07You miss your son, do you really?

00:19:08Oh, what are you like?

00:19:09What a first day issuing fines!

00:19:1134 insults

00:19:13An attempted assault

00:19:14Come on, I had to run away.

00:19:16Look

00:19:16I'm going to a casting

00:19:18Go on, if he's visiting the doorman

00:19:20Yeah

00:19:20I came to ask you for an autograph.

00:19:22Oh no, sorry.

00:19:24That you are not famous

00:19:25Oh, thank goodness you're not angry anymore.

00:19:27Lucia, get dressed up for tonight, okay?

00:19:29I don't want to look bad in front of my friends.

00:19:30Oh well

00:19:31Oh, what twists and turns life takes, huh?

00:19:34I am now living with my boyfriend

00:19:35And you putting up with Alicia

00:19:36It's just a few days, huh?

00:19:39He is looking for an apartment

00:19:39Already

00:19:40That's what he told me three years ago.

00:19:42Hello

00:19:45No

00:19:46How are you, Lucia?

00:19:48Good, good, good, good, good, Carlos

00:19:50Yes, very well, and you?

00:19:52Well, me too.

00:19:53I just knew it, I knew I was going to break it.

00:19:55Oh really

00:19:57I'm sorry, really.

00:19:58Can I come in for a moment?

00:20:01Well, how did you find out?

00:20:03I have my informants in the building

00:20:05Oh man, Belén!

00:20:11Don't fuck with me

00:20:12Will he be a bastard?

00:20:14Hey, Carlos, look

00:20:15If you've come to try it...

00:20:17No?

00:20:18No

00:20:18But how can you...?

00:20:20Let's see, Lucia

00:20:21I have come as a friend

00:20:22To give you my support, really

00:20:23Goes

00:20:25Because...

00:20:26Because we're friends, right?

00:20:28Yeah

00:20:28Clear

00:20:28And here we go!

00:20:30Return with support

00:20:31But why don't we try it?

00:20:32Give me another chance

00:20:33Why not?

00:20:33I...

00:20:34I have matured, Lucia

00:20:35I have traveled

00:20:37I have seen the world

00:20:38Other cultures

00:20:39And where have you been?

00:20:40In India?

00:20:41At Disneyland Paris

00:20:41When you enter Mickey Mouse's house

00:20:43There's something that clicks with you

00:20:46That...

00:20:46Look, Carlos

00:20:47I have problems too, huh?

00:20:50Roberto has come to live above me

00:20:51I've run out of all the money I had honestly

00:20:53And on top of that, Alice

00:20:54He has moved into my house.

00:20:55That is by far the most serious.

00:20:57So the last thing I need

00:20:58You come right now.

00:20:59To make my life more complicated

00:21:00Okay, okay, okay

00:21:01You need time

00:21:02No problem

00:21:02I'm in no hurry

00:21:03I have matured

00:21:05I no longer despair as before

00:21:07And how are you?

00:21:09I?

00:21:10Married with children

00:21:11How many?

00:21:12Two

00:21:12It's just incredible

00:21:15Aunt has already called Carlos

00:21:17We hang up and call Carlos.

00:21:18That I have called him

00:21:19He gave me 100 euros to let him know.

00:21:21When yours go to shit

00:21:22But do you think what Lucía does is normal?

00:21:24She hasn't been in mourning for even a week

00:21:25Women's liberation, kid

00:21:27But that always happens

00:21:28When a woman ends a very long relationship

00:21:30Then a crazy season happens

00:21:31Turning purple

00:21:32Yes, it is known as the syndrome

00:21:34On indiscriminate mating

00:21:35Well, they fall apart

00:21:36The hormonal imbalance is so great

00:21:38That Lucia can finish right now

00:21:39With anyone in bed

00:21:40Even with Paco

00:21:41Yeah

00:21:41So, huh?

00:21:42Well tonight I'm also going out to flirt somewhere.

00:21:44Let's see how it suits you.

00:21:45When tomorrow he appears with another

00:21:46Of course

00:21:47We could all go out together

00:21:48Yeah

00:21:48I said to flirt

00:21:49Don't sink me, damn it

00:21:50Well, calm down, okay?

00:21:52Antonio Banderas

00:21:53What the hell did you want to fall for?

00:21:54If you look like Frodo

00:21:55It's from Lord of the Rings

00:21:56Yes, yes, yes

00:21:56Whatever you want

00:21:57But tomorrow I'm with someone else

00:21:58Roberto, it's a lost battle, huh?

00:22:00Women always get more than us.

00:22:02Well

00:22:02That you, for sure

00:22:04My Lord, please, I ask you.

00:22:08That tonight I won't be like a rock

00:22:09Amen

00:22:10Amen

00:22:10I think we've gone a bit overboard with the square footage, huh?

00:22:15If you tell them 60, people see 60

00:22:17We must sell illusions

00:22:18Well, it's true.

00:22:19But what is this?

00:22:22Well, an unauthorized alteration of common elements

00:22:24Mariano

00:22:25Good night

00:22:26What are we offering you?

00:22:28What do you mean, good night?

00:22:29Open this and leave immediately

00:22:31I'm not moving from here.

00:22:32The Constitution says that we all have the right to decent housing.

00:22:35You will not know more than the king.

00:22:37You have no right to lock yourself in here.

00:22:38This is private property

00:22:40I don't give a damn

00:22:41I am an anarchist

00:22:42But how come he blows it?

00:22:43Oh!

00:22:43Careful, Frank, he's electrified her.

00:22:45Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:22:46This is intolerable

00:22:47This hurts

00:22:49But is this one still here?

00:22:51Of course, if you put bars you can't go

00:22:53Mariano

00:22:54Your attitude doesn't make sense.

00:22:56We are going to cut off your water, electricity, and supply lines.

00:22:59It has no chance of surviving

00:23:01That's what they said about Fidel Castro 50 years ago.

00:23:04And look where he is

00:23:05That hurt, huh?

00:23:06Juan, calm down

00:23:08This man wants war

00:23:10Well, there's going to be war.

00:23:11How are you?

00:23:14Hello

00:23:14Stop sitting for a moment

00:23:16Lucia is finishing getting ready

00:23:17It just takes her longer

00:23:18Lucia!

00:23:20Calm down, okay?

00:23:20There is no hurry either

00:23:21You were the one in the convertible, weren't you?

00:23:23No, the one in the convertible is Hugo.

00:23:25But I have a house in Ibiza

00:23:26Oh, okay.

00:23:27Excuse me, Lucia is a little shy.

00:23:30He just got out of a very long relationship.

00:23:32She is also very traditional.

00:23:33Well, I'm here now.

00:23:35Sorry for the delay, huh?

00:23:37Hi how are things?

00:23:38I'm Lucia

00:23:39Hello, I'm Sergio

00:23:40Nice to meet you

00:23:41Fuck

00:23:41No, Hugo

00:23:42Hugo

00:23:43How are you?

00:23:44How cute you put it, huh?

00:23:45Yes, it really is.

00:23:46Thank you so much

00:23:47Well, let's go somewhere, shall we?

00:23:50Today I feel like moving

00:23:51Let's go

00:23:54Well yes, let's go

00:23:56Hey, did Alicia tell us?

00:23:57That you are a very traditional girl?

00:24:00Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

00:24:01The truth is that I am very traditional, yes

00:24:02Hey, Eli, did you take the condoms?

00:24:05Well no, no, no

00:24:06I don't wear

00:24:07I'm sure I have some in the car.

00:24:10He carries

00:24:10Sure

00:24:11Oh, how cute in the car

00:24:13Who are those?

00:24:22They, two friends

00:24:23The one I don't know is the other one

00:24:24Can I go with you?

00:24:28Well, I'll wait for you here.

00:24:30But if I have matured

00:24:43Good morning

00:24:44Good morning

00:24:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:24:47Nativity scene?

00:24:48No

00:24:49Oh, I already put the ticket

00:24:51Yeah

00:24:51But the maximum parking time is two hours.

00:24:54I have to sanction you

00:24:55So what do I have to do?

00:24:57Go down every two hours to change the ticket?

00:24:59Well, during the day, yes.

00:24:59At night it's free

00:25:01Look, Belén

00:25:01I've been to the town hall with all the papers

00:25:03And it turns out that we are 3,500 neighbors in the neighborhood

00:25:05Fighting for 700 places

00:25:06They won't give me the card until next month.

00:25:07So where do I park?

00:25:08On top of another neighbor

00:25:09Should I buy a tank?

00:25:10Mauri

00:25:10I don't make up the rules.

00:25:13And you don't fine me?

00:25:15Look where the scooter is parked

00:25:16No, because it is on the sidewalk

00:25:19This is technically not a blue zone.

00:25:20Do you see the line?

00:25:21This yes, this no

00:25:22This is...

00:25:23Okay, okay, okay

00:25:24I'll take the car now.

00:25:24But you're taking away my second fine, right?

00:25:26Cancel it at the parking meter

00:25:27It's only 3 euros

00:25:29I just can't bring myself to spend 3 euros.

00:25:31Damn, it's my house.

00:25:31Nativity scene

00:25:32Oh, the blue zone

00:25:36How bad is this giving me?

00:25:43Good morning

00:25:46Mariano's is in the doorway, right?

00:25:48Correct

00:25:49Isabel, Isabel

00:25:49I would like to talk to you

00:25:52I think it's not the best time

00:25:54Yes, yes it is

00:25:55We can no longer deny reality.

00:25:56I think in our relationship

00:25:59President-Vice President

00:26:00An indula is being produced

00:26:02Andrew

00:26:03What a surprise

00:26:04You've already gotten out of jail.

00:26:06I see you're not too happy.

00:26:08Yes, yes, of course I'm glad.

00:26:09Well, I'm going down, okay?

00:26:13Andrés, I swear I didn't call the police, okay?

00:26:16It was a chain of misfortunes

00:26:17It doesn't matter, Juanito.

00:26:18I am not resentful

00:26:19Now I have a bigger problem

00:26:22A woman has fallen in love with me

00:26:24What do you say?

00:26:25Science has paid me

00:26:26And she wants me to go with her

00:26:28My wife doesn't know anything

00:26:29But you have...

00:26:31Are you having problems with Isabel?

00:26:33That's another one

00:26:33It's very strange

00:26:34I think there is another man

00:26:36Yeah?

00:26:38Oh...

00:26:38Well, it wouldn't be that bad, would it?

00:26:41If you have found another woman

00:26:42Who loves you, who fills you

00:26:43That has given you back your passion

00:26:44It's Vicenta

00:26:45Hosts

00:26:46He's blackmailing me

00:26:47If I don't pay attention to him

00:26:48Withdraw the bail

00:26:49I'm bullfighting it as best I can

00:26:51Andrés, I'm buying that in jail

00:26:52It's a very bad time

00:26:53But it makes up for it for you

00:26:54Being outside in these conditions

00:26:55Good question

00:26:56Well, I'm leaving.

00:26:58Luck

00:26:59I miss you, your girl

00:27:05It took him a long time to buy a cell phone.

00:27:08And why do you buy a phone at this point?

00:27:11It is already without water and without electricity

00:27:12My poor father

00:27:13Good

00:27:14The plan is as follows

00:27:15You will perform a diversionary maneuver.

00:27:18As Emilio and I entered through the courtyard

00:27:19Which is the only weak point we have found.

00:27:21Once in the occupied zone

00:27:23We will proceed to evict the insurgent

00:27:25Is that clear?

00:27:26Mr. John

00:27:27I have an emotional bond with Occupy.

00:27:29Maybe my presence endangers the mission.

00:27:31I remind you that you are a goalkeeper before being a son.

00:27:33You have to be professional, man.

00:27:34And how are we going to distract him?

00:27:36Well, something will occur to us.

00:27:38Come on, let's go

00:27:39If you want, I can give him a striptease.

00:27:41Let's see, it's about getting it out without causing damage, it's irreversible.

00:27:45Emilio

00:27:45Go

00:27:46Mariano, come out for a moment

00:27:49What's happening?

00:27:50What did John say?

00:27:51Let us distract you

00:27:52What do you feel like doing?

00:27:55My sister, you'll get to know her soon.

00:27:57First of all, you have to act stealthily.

00:27:59It is very important

00:28:00And instead of stealthily

00:28:02Wouldn't it be better to do it quietly?

00:28:04Look, car, salty

00:28:05No problem

00:28:06Let's go in slowly

00:28:07The lack of surprise is essential

00:28:10Holy crap, Mr. Juan

00:28:14But that's a bulldog.

00:28:15It's a tacky umbrella stand that my father bought.

00:28:17Emilio, act normally

00:28:18Dogs smell fear

00:28:20Well then he's definitely coming for me.

00:28:22Because I'm scared

00:28:22Don't move, it's just a dog

00:28:24Run, run!

00:28:26Meet Farinelli

00:28:32I call him that because he throws his balls

00:28:34Good job, handsome

00:28:38You've earned it

00:28:39Take

00:28:40Very good

00:28:43It's delicious, isn't it?

00:28:45What are you looking at?

00:28:46I have no more

00:28:47It came as a sample with the strap

00:28:49Hey, Farinelli

00:28:51Don't growl at me, okay?

00:28:52I'll slap you.

00:28:53This man is crazy

00:28:54A beast of prey has brought us here.

00:28:56A beaver?

00:28:57What the fuck is a beaver?

00:28:57If it was a killer dog

00:28:58I have seen death reflected in his eyes

00:29:00It's not me, Juan

00:29:01No

00:29:02No

00:29:03No

00:29:04No

00:29:05No

00:29:06No

00:29:07No

00:29:08No

00:29:09No

00:29:12No

00:29:13No

00:29:14No

00:29:16No

00:29:17No

00:29:18to your dog. We're definitely making progress. I'll call the pound right now and

00:29:23You'll see how it turns out. Hey, Presi, the girl's single. Please, she's my sister.

00:29:29Man, you see it perfectly.

00:29:38Alicia, are you okay? Me? Great. Just tidying things up.

00:29:43You're clean from the floor with florist for the washing machine, but come on. Well, what else?

00:29:47Yes? Someone has to clean up, right? Yes, that's also true.

00:29:50We had a great time yesterday, didn't we? Yes, it was great. I loved seeing how not even Hugo

00:29:55Neither Sergio nor I paid any attention to you all night while you were busy making everyone horny. Unforgettable.

00:29:59I didn't turn them on, I just danced. Have you danced too? I've never been

00:30:03We need to dance. Besides, it's very tiring and you sweat. Please, if it's disgusting, then we'll

00:30:08We had a great time. Also, you should pull yourself together a bit. It's been less than a week since

00:30:12You broke up with Roberto. Oh, so now I have to control myself? Well, I'm freaking out,

00:30:17Come on. You have a nerve that you step on. What happens to you is that it bothers you that

00:30:20They liked me more. They liked you more? Pretty, go to bed, they've sat you down.

00:30:24Bad ontonics. Yes, Alicia, yes. Sorry, they liked me better. I'm ugly and old-fashioned, but

00:30:29I say more than you, what can you do? In case you don't know, women like me are intimidating.

00:30:34We seem so unapproachable that many men prefer to settle for normal girls.

00:30:38Like you. Of course, of course, of course, of course. What's happening to you is that now you have a rival.

00:30:41And before, you had no competition with Belén. Are you calling me ugly? The goalkeeper is here.

00:30:46putting your ear to it. No, no, no, it's because he's been stung. I'll tell you later. Also,

00:30:49I don't know, why put in so much effort if you didn't bring either of them home with you. Well

00:30:52Because I just wanted to dance and have a good time for a while. I'm not going to bed with a guy.

00:30:55the day I met him. You see? Because of women like you, we're still not

00:30:58liberated. And now I'm getting all feminist, come on, I'm hallucinating. Well, the day you bring a guy

00:31:02I'll keep quiet when I go home. Well, look, I might do it, yes. Hugo, in the end, without putting the sad reality, who

00:31:11Are you calling? Hugo, how are you? What? Wait a minute, it's for you. Hugo? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, it's just that I

00:31:29Forgot my phone number, sorry. Hey, call with yours, my battery's running out. Okay,

00:31:33Then, no, I'll call you back in a minute, okay? Yeah, wait.

00:31:37Oh, it's Sergio.

00:31:39Scam it. No. Scam it.

00:31:41Sergio, hey, yes, yes, no, no, no, it's Lucía.

00:31:45Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, wait a minute.

00:31:48It's Sergio.

00:31:50But it's also for me. Hey, what are you doing tonight?

00:31:54Why do they call me if they want to talk to you, your secretary?

00:31:56Look, it's annoying, isn't it? I'm talking to you, goalkeeper.

00:32:06Gentlemen, you have nothing to worry about anymore. I am in charge now. Next,

00:32:11I'll tell you about my combat experience. I've faced all kinds of canines.

00:32:14out of control digitigated, mastiffs, pit bulls, rock bailers, boxers, dobermans,

00:32:17African wild dogs, giant snouts, Australian dingoes, St. Humbert's bone. My body is literally

00:32:21stitching of indentations, right ankle, 13 centimeter incision, 19 stitches, left knee,

00:32:24transverse incision, 17 stitches, right arm, muscle tear, 12 stitches,

00:32:27left shoulder, 10 cm deep incision, 10 stitches, 15 joint illusions,

00:32:307 abdominal contusions, 25 incisocontusive wounds, traumatic amputation of the last phalanx

00:32:34from the fourth toe of the left foot, right testicle, lost from the left circle,

00:32:36functionality at 40%. And I never, I repeat, never stopped catching my prey.

00:32:41Any questions?

00:32:44Glad to hear it.

00:32:44Please do not exceed the security perimeter. And above all, whatever happens,

00:32:51do not enter ground zero.

00:32:55Thank you.

00:32:59This guy has balls.

00:33:01Well, one already has 40%.

00:33:03Gentlemen, I don't know what you have in there, but it's not of this world.

00:33:18Juan, that man is leaving. Listen!

00:33:22Hey, how long does a dog live?

00:33:27How long did it take you? Where were you?

00:33:29Parking? Well, trying.

00:33:31Because now everything is blue,

00:33:32Yes, I had to take a taxi to get back from where I parked.

00:33:35And it's more worth it to get a ticket.

00:33:36Yes, but I refuse to be abused any further.

00:33:39The more I think about it, the more it pisses me off.

00:33:40That is, I buy the car, I pay VAT, a registration tax,

00:33:43a road tax, more than half of the money I pay for gasoline

00:33:45They are also taxes.

00:33:46And now I can't even park my car in front of my house.

00:33:49That I don't, that I don't.

00:33:50It's the rules, Mauri, there are too many cars.

00:33:52Well, don't let them come to us.

00:33:53Hey, haven't you thought about buying a parking space?

00:33:55But in the center they are worth more than five million, I have looked at it.

00:33:58Do you know what the problem is?

00:33:59That we citizens are too docile.

00:34:01Look, and that's how it goes for us.

00:34:01They do whatever they want with us.

00:34:03If none of us paid, you'll see that they would soon remove the blue zones.

00:34:05No offense, but since you're single, I've noticed you're a little upset, huh?

00:34:09Yes, my street is a blue zone and my love life is a black hole.

00:34:12Pure chromotherapy.

00:34:14I have a friend, Hector, who just broke up with his boyfriend and I think you're going to love him.

00:34:18I can tell him to come tonight if you know each other.

00:34:20What do you think?

00:34:21I'm going to bring the car and park it right at the door.

00:34:23Let them give me as many as they want, I'm not going to pay for them in my house.

00:34:26Be careful not to get charged.

00:34:28Well, what do I do?

00:34:29I call Hector.

00:34:31Yes, call him, so I can show off my car.

00:34:35That?

00:34:36What do you think?

00:34:37Impressive, huh?

00:34:38Her name is Sara.

00:34:39I saw her at the end of the bar and said, that girl is mine.

00:34:42Boy, how is the baby?

00:34:43But this could be the one of the hundreds of the telecoupon.

00:34:45Please, she's doing a master's degree in international relations.

00:34:48On?

00:34:49Yes, her mother is Dutch, that's why she's so blonde.

00:34:51But if you met her last night, how come you already have a picture of her?

00:34:55Why did you sleep at home, okay?

00:34:57His parents were not there.

00:34:58Damn, but this is unfair, man.

00:35:00Why don't I even tell you if this is the first day he goes out and hooks up with a blonde with a master's degree?

00:35:03Because since he just broke up, Roberto still looks like he has a girlfriend, and the girls love that.

00:35:08But that's like the tan on the beach, right?

00:35:10It'll be gone in a week.

00:35:11So what happens?

00:35:12Do I look like a bachelor or something?

00:35:13Of many things, Paquito, of many things.

00:35:15You'll see Lucía's face when I tell her.

00:35:18Phew.

00:35:18Well, take advantage of it, it's there.

00:35:21Of course, right now.

00:35:28Hey, man!

00:35:29How are you?

00:35:30How are you doing?

00:35:31Very good, very good.

00:35:32And you?

00:35:33I can imagine.

00:35:34I saw Carlos here yesterday.

00:35:35Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:35:36He came to visit me, yes.

00:35:38Does it seem inappropriate to you, perhaps?

00:35:39No, no, no, no way.

00:35:40It's all the same to me.

00:35:41Yes, I'm also with a girl.

00:35:43Her name is Sara.

00:35:44She is a Dutch blonde who does international relations.

00:35:46Ah, very well, yes.

00:35:48Well, congratulations, huh?

00:35:50I'm going to the movies.

00:35:51We'll keep talking.

00:35:53Hello.

00:35:54Hello.

00:35:55Hello.

00:35:56See you later.

00:35:58The girl seems affected, huh?

00:35:59Yes, he's having a bad time.

00:36:01But this is another one.

00:36:02Where did this come from?

00:36:04Indiscriminate mating syndrome, male.

00:36:06Two are in favor of Lucia.

00:36:08This is a duel at the top.

00:36:09What's up, what's up, what's up.

00:36:10This is going to be a bad Spain.

00:36:11You're going to get horns from all sides.

00:36:14Don't get mad, man.

00:36:15If you've also hooked up with Sara.

00:36:16Of course it is.

00:36:17And I'm going to meet her again tonight.

00:36:19Come here and you won't have to introduce it.

00:36:21Yeah, man.

00:36:21I have nothing else to do.

00:36:25Hey, the truth is that Lucía looks a little different, right?

00:36:27Yeah.

00:36:28I think this is my chance.

00:36:30I have to do something, right?

00:36:31Go up to his apartment, where he might have put one of those gadgets to take numbers.

00:36:36What a beautiful walk.

00:36:38I love this time of year, it's very romantic.

00:36:40A lot.

00:36:41But now we have to separate because lovers are never seen together.

00:36:45And when are we going to kiss again?

00:36:48Every night I close my eyes and remember that kiss you gave me.

00:36:51Yes, me too.

00:36:52But Vicenta, our love is impossible.

00:36:55Because?

00:36:56Don't tell me that.

00:36:57I can't do it.

00:36:58My best friend is suffering a lot because he has fallen in love with you too.

00:37:03What do you say?

00:37:04Who is it?

00:37:04Do I know him?

00:37:05He is a very close person who has just lost his wife.

00:37:09Oops!

00:37:10The president!

00:37:11Mr. Cuesta!

00:37:12Call him, Juan.

00:37:13It hurts him that there is so much distance between you.

00:37:16But am I attractive to him?

00:37:17Haven't you noticed?

00:37:19Man, in meetings he looks at my calves.

00:37:22Of course.

00:37:23He needs you more than I do, Vicenta.

00:37:25He needs a wife and a mother for his children.

00:37:29Oh my God!

00:37:30Everything that is happening to me.

00:37:31What I do?

00:37:32You have more hair.

00:37:34Give it a try.

00:37:35I, for John, am capable of giving you up.

00:37:39Mr. Cuesta.

00:37:41We can make a duplex.

00:37:44There you go, Juanito.

00:37:45We have to get that dog out somehow, because a couple is coming to see the gate to rent it.

00:37:55Look at him, he's eating mantis shrimp.

00:37:58Dad, I don't know how he does it, he always surrounds you with bad people.

00:38:00It's clear that the dialogue with the dog is going to be more difficult than with Mariano.

00:38:04Not much more, but enough to rule out diplomatic options.

00:38:07What this dog needs is sex.

00:38:09If we bring him a female dog in heat, he's sure to relax and change his mood.

00:38:13If all men are equal.

00:38:15I've been told that if you approach an animal naked, it won't attack you.

00:38:19Yes, he attacks you as soon as he finishes laughing.

00:38:21Look, let's not forget that it's an animal and we're people.

00:38:24And what differentiates us from animals?

00:38:26Man, our foot doesn't reach our ear to pull us out.

00:38:28No, Emilio, no.

00:38:29The intellect.

00:38:30So let's think.

00:38:31No, Juan, there is no time.

00:38:33I don't like violence, but in these cases it is justified.

00:38:37How are you going to get it out?

00:38:38To pofetones!

00:38:40What are we afraid of?

00:38:42To the dog.

00:38:42And what is the dog afraid of?

00:38:45Not us, that's clear.

00:38:47To the fire?

00:38:48Good idea, fire.

00:38:50Juan, I'm scared.

00:38:54Yes, look, of course I want to meet Hector.

00:38:57Nothing, I'm calmer now.

00:38:58Shopping relaxes me a lot.

00:38:59I bought some peaches...

00:39:00No.

00:39:01No, wait a minute, look at my car, listen.

00:39:03No, no, listen, wait a moment.

00:39:07Belén, I did something to you in another life.

00:39:09Because if I have done it to you, I apologize, truly.

00:39:10What's wrong with you?

00:39:11You've suddenly become homophobic.

00:39:12Mauri, the regulation specifies that if a vehicle is sanctioned three times in less than 24 hours,

00:39:18I have to call the tow truck to remove it.

00:39:20Look, Belén, I swear, I'm starting to get a bit disgusted with you.

00:39:22Look, I've made you a copy of the fine in case you want to cancel it.

00:39:24I don't want to cancel anything.

00:39:25Give me that little machine.

00:39:26Give me that little machine.

00:39:28Mauri!

00:39:29Be careful, this thing gives you electric shocks, eh?

00:39:31I've already tried it with a gentleman.

00:39:32But what are you threatening me with?

00:39:33Mauri, you're taking a risk, I'm the law here right now, eh?

00:39:36Yeah, but that little machine that goes to...

00:39:37But where are you going with that?

00:39:51Have you gone crazy?

00:39:52Belén gave me another ticket and towed my car.

00:39:56You'll see that I'll soon be done with this.

00:39:59Here it is no longer what you are, nor God.

00:40:01Thank goodness you were a little calmer now.

00:40:03And how did you manage to get it out of the forest?

00:40:04I kicked him, I hurt my foot.

00:40:07Oh, and you know what the best part is?

00:40:07That the city council gives them a weapon to defend themselves.

00:40:10Belén shocked me with one of those immobilizers.

00:40:12I can't believe it.

00:40:13Well, believe it or not, I'm going to change tomorrow's column.

00:40:15I'm going to write about the blue zones.

00:40:17When the city council reads it, it's going to start shaking.

00:40:20Goodbye, Hector.

00:40:21Hey, I'd better tell him to come back another time, okay?

00:40:23No, no, come in, I won't be long.

00:40:24I think it's better if I tell him to come another day so you can be more relaxed.

00:40:27Bea!

00:40:27Go.

00:40:30Hello.

00:40:31Hello.

00:40:32Come in, Hector.

00:40:33Look, this is my friend Mauri.

00:40:34Hi how are things?

00:40:35I'll be right there, okay?

00:40:35I'm just finishing something on the computer.

00:40:37Don't worry, I was the one who overtook you.

00:40:39I've calculated more time for parking, but with this blue zone thing, the center is wonderful, huh?

00:40:42You have half the street to yourself.

00:40:44The truth is that this mayor is doing things right.

00:40:46Well, I think this parking issue is so silly that we'd better talk about something else.

00:40:48How are you?

00:40:49No, no, no, no, but it is very comfortable.

00:40:50Look, you put in a euro, take out the ticket, put it in the car, done.

00:40:53Did you get a ticket, Hector?

00:40:56Yes, yes, for two hours.

00:40:58The only bad thing is that you have to go far away.

00:40:59It's strange that they haven't put a parking meter on this street, isn't it?

00:41:02Yes, they have put it, it's there.

00:41:05Ah.

00:41:06How good, how comfortable.

00:41:08Well, for another day I know it's here.

00:41:13Oh, I'm just saying that maybe this will piss Farinelli off even more.

00:41:16No.

00:41:17As soon as the smoke enters the goal, the dog will come out the other side.

00:41:19It's obvious.

00:41:20How do you think Neanderthals scared off beasts?

00:41:23With your face, right?

00:41:23Yes, it was very ugly.

00:41:24Juan, open the door, that's already gone up in smoke.

00:41:28Oh my goodness.

00:41:29So much Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners at the hour of our death.

00:41:33Emilio, let's be positive, okay?

00:41:35I can't.

00:41:37Mariano, open the gate.

00:41:40Hey, bug!

00:41:42Does this guy think the nurses are here?

00:41:44You'll see the death toll it takes.

00:41:46That's what we're here for, to see it.

00:41:48Nothing, darling, it's not coming out.

00:41:50Watch out for him who comes.

00:41:51Well, nothing, thank you very much.

00:41:57I loved the movie, huh?

00:41:58Yes, you fell asleep.

00:42:00Yeah, well, but I loved it, huh?

00:42:02Movie.

00:42:03It's been a long time since I've been out and, well, my schedule has changed a bit.

00:42:07May I come in?

00:42:12Man!

00:42:12Roberto, what?

00:42:13Have you subscribed to Radio Patio del Reportero?

00:42:15No, no, no, no way.

00:42:16I came for a little bit of ice.

00:42:17Ah.

00:42:18Because I'm up in my attic with Sara and, well, we wanted to have a few drinks before...

00:42:22Do you understand me now?

00:42:22Yes, yes, yes, I understand you, yes.

00:42:24Hey, didn't the mortuary run away?

00:42:26Well that's going to be love, huh?

00:42:29Well yes, yes, yes, there we are.

00:42:30Yeah.

00:42:31Hi, I'm Roberto, her ex, but in a good mood, okay?

00:42:35Good luck because he has character.

00:42:36Well, we're leaving too because we have a lot of things to do.

00:42:39Hey, but what about the ice?

00:42:43I don't know what you want, war, huh?

00:42:45You're not going to have it.

00:42:46Matajari, you have a visitor.

00:42:47Yes, I thought if you weren't too busy we could go get something to eat and chat quietly.

00:42:53This is Carlos, my other ex.

00:42:55I see you have a very good relationship with everyone.

00:42:57Yes, with everyone, with this one, with that one.

00:42:59Carlos, next time you come, call, okay?

00:43:01That suits me a little.

00:43:03Poor thing, since he's here in a trio setup.

00:43:05Melicia, don't talk nonsense.

00:43:06No, since you're so modern.

00:43:07Well yes, yes, the truth is that I am quite modern.

00:43:12So what do I do?

00:43:13Should I go or not?

00:43:14That is not clear to me.

00:43:15You stay here, go on.

00:43:17But do you think he's serious?

00:43:19Carlos, he has been taken to the bedroom.

00:43:21Yeah, things aren't looking too good, are they?

00:43:25In short, medieval world.

00:43:28With God I go to bed and with God I wake up.

00:43:30With the Virgin Mary and the Holy Spirit.

00:43:32That's not working, Juan.

00:43:33We must rekindle the fire.

00:43:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:35Look, Mr. Juan, barbecue gasoline.

00:43:38It may not work.

00:43:39No, no, Emilio, don't throw that away.

00:43:39Now, now pull.

00:43:43Come on, come on.

00:43:44Damn, Emilio, if you burn me like a bonzo.

00:43:46Damn, the clothes.

00:43:49Uh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:43:51That?

00:43:51Listen, I don't want anything to do with you.

00:43:53You're a sweetheart, really, but I'm not one to go to bed right away.

00:43:56I have to be in love.

00:43:57You see, what nonsense.

00:43:58So what's this all about?

00:44:00Why did you put me like this?

00:44:01I know, it's a pain.

00:44:02But, but, but Alicia tells me that I'm old-fashioned and it drives me crazy.

00:44:05So, look, if you like, we'll stay here for an hour and then you can come out looking like you've had the time of your life.

00:44:10Huh? You don't care?

00:44:11What you're asking me to say is that we slept together without having slept together.

00:44:14Well, you guys do that a lot, don't you?

00:44:16Hey, what are we doing here for an hour?

00:44:18Well, well, well, look, I'm going to tidy up the cupboards for a bit and you have some books there.

00:44:24Come on, be quiet, man.

00:44:25Me, no, me, I'm going home.

00:44:28You, you are crazy.

00:44:30Hey, but wait, what do you care?

00:44:35Oh, sex!

00:44:39Already? What happened?

00:44:40Nothing, we're done.

00:44:42It has been the dust of my life.

00:44:44Lucía saw me and her mood went down.

00:44:47Oh, sex!

00:44:50Perfect, just what I needed.

00:44:52What happened, sex symbol?

00:44:54A sudden attack of guilt.

00:44:56In the end, the grave is pure and chaste.

00:45:00What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

00:45:03I knew you'd come around eventually.

00:45:04I'm even willing to forgive you for this silly little adventure that was beginning to take hold of me.

00:45:08Shh!

00:45:09Yeah!

00:45:11Yeah!

00:45:15Yeah!

00:45:19Yeah!

00:45:31Fuck!

00:45:32What are you doing, man, filming?

00:45:40What the hell are you doing here?

00:45:42It's called before entering, man.

00:45:43I wanted to meet Sara, the photo you showed me is exactly that of a Czechoslovakian model I saw on the internet.

00:45:48There is no Sara, I made it all up because I didn't eat a single donut last night.

00:45:51But, man, you're pathetic.

00:45:53In short, it justifies the means.

00:45:54As long as Lucia believes it

00:45:56Oh yes, darling, yes

00:45:58What the fuck are you doing?

00:45:59Damn, then create an atmosphere

00:46:00Come on, go on, get out of here, not a word about this that is sinking me.

00:46:02Come on

00:46:03Well, in the meantime I'm going to think about what I'm going to ask you in return.

00:46:06Oh, and have fun!

00:46:07Close the door

00:46:08Well, what does the dog do? Does he go out or not?

00:46:18What do I know, I don't see anything?

00:46:19I'm leaving, I'm starting to suffocate.

00:46:22Not to worry, but this looks like a fire to me.

00:46:27Water! We need more water

00:46:29I have cut it and now with the smoke I can't find the key.

00:46:31Evacuate, evacuate!

00:46:34Juan!

00:46:36Juan!

00:46:37That the fire extinguishers do not work

00:46:39Sausage!

00:46:40There is no budget for revisions

00:46:42If you look, the last date...

00:46:44You have to call the fire department

00:46:45You have to call the fire department

00:46:46No, but you call.

00:46:47But if they are already making port, the reduced rate begins.

00:46:49Like many, I can send them a text message.

00:46:51What's happening?

00:46:53I don't have insurance at the video store.

00:46:54What do you think? That we do?

00:46:56No, no, no, no!

00:46:58Marina, Ani, come here!

00:46:59Yeah?

00:47:00Marita, take it all to the store for me.

00:47:02But when did you think you were going to warn us about the fire?

00:47:04And the next meeting?

00:47:05Well, the idea was from the cradle

00:47:07Say what you want, but the dog is out, isn't it?

00:47:09For God's sake, tell the neighbors!

00:47:11Damn, to the neighbors!

00:47:12Mr. John, don't laugh, leave it to me.

00:47:14I'm done, thank you, you're brave.

00:47:15Where are you going?

00:47:21Fire, fire!

00:47:22Yeah, you like it, huh?

00:47:24Yes, yes, yes

00:47:24Of course, you don't want to get high.

00:47:26I love you

00:47:28I love you, my love

00:47:29You are very good

00:47:30Yes, yes, yes, yes

00:47:31Yes, yes, yes

00:47:32Yeah, yeah

00:47:33Yes, me too

00:47:34Leave

00:47:35At the same time, I had the movies

00:47:36No!

00:47:41You are wonderful, my love

00:47:42Thank you, thank you

00:47:43Thank you

00:47:44Couple

00:47:48Get dressed, there's a fire.

00:47:50It is a 60-meter ground floor apartment, very open-plan.

00:47:59It has built-in wardrobes, American kitchen

00:48:01And patio for use and enjoyment

00:48:03As soon as the smoke clears, you will see that it is very bright.

00:48:06The thing is, I think we've reached a bad moment, huh?

00:48:08No, why not?

00:48:09If you want to see it, we asked the firefighters for some masks.

00:48:11And we entered without obligation

00:48:12We'd better think about it and call him.

00:48:15It's just that we're looking for something bigger.

00:48:16And it's not burning?

00:48:18Well, as you wish, but if you don't give me a sign

00:48:20Someone can come and keep it.

00:48:21Jump now!

00:48:21Only you remain

00:48:22No, no, no, no

00:48:23Hey, there's a girl with him.

00:48:24Well, let him jump first.

00:48:26Yes, that's it, let him jump.

00:48:27That the same thing has come with a skirt

00:48:28Lazy, you're in a bad way, aren't you?

00:48:29He has vertigo.

00:48:31Tell me, darling

00:48:33She says that when the fire goes out she will come down the stairs.

00:48:38What a drag!

00:48:40Life is at stake, there is no time

00:48:42Tell Sara to jump now, damn it.

00:48:44Go!

00:48:47Hey, he's not here anymore.

00:48:48Who has climbed onto the roof and jumped onto the building behind

00:48:51But if there are almost eight meters, you have your girlfriend, Spiderman

00:48:54Tell him to jump now, not to be afraid

00:48:56No, if you are not afraid

00:48:57If you are not afraid or have nothing because there is no one

00:49:02As?

00:49:03Well, I made it up, damn, what's going on?

00:49:05Where was he with Sara?

00:49:06What's up? He was just jumping on the bed.

00:49:08Hey, take this guy's mattress away, for being a ghost.

00:49:11Dude, you're the worst, making up a girlfriend to show off to people.

00:49:16Man, Paquito doing that is fine, but you

00:49:18But why are you lying to us?

00:49:20I don't know, I don't know what's wrong with me.

00:49:21Lucia has overcome it and I have overcome it too.

00:49:23But less

00:49:24And of course, seeing her there flirting, well, it doesn't help.

00:49:26But do you want to get back with her?

00:49:28No, but it pisses me off that he's with someone else.

00:49:29Images of Lucia with another guy there constantly come to mind.

00:49:32Riding the hygienic pleasure

00:49:34Those images come to me too, it's funny.

00:49:37But because you are sick, Paquito

00:49:38Your case is different

00:49:39Also, it's not normal that I don't flirt.

00:49:41Things can't have changed that much after four years.

00:49:44I will be out of training

00:49:45Dude, you've got a bachelor face.

00:49:47You've screwed up

00:49:47And women smell that and run away.

00:49:50Well, I am pleased to inform you that we have managed to clear the goal with the expected success.

00:49:56What are you saying? But the building has caught fire, it almost killed us.

00:49:59There is no need to exaggerate either.

00:50:01The yard has only been slightly mopped up.

00:50:03Everyone from their window hits it with a wet cloth and it looks like new.

00:50:07Yes, man, it must be painted.

00:50:08What does it matter? If only we see it.

00:50:10You burned my clothes, the community will pay for that, I say.

00:50:13How green is this girl?

00:50:15The important thing is that we have gotten rid of both Mariano and his pet.

00:50:19Mr. John, may I have some water? My throat has suddenly become dry.

00:50:28He said that we can now freely use the goal for rent.

00:50:31The new elevator is getting closer

00:50:33That's amazing! Look what's on TV!

00:50:35What's happening?

00:50:36Let's meet Mariano

00:50:38Mariano, how are you?

00:50:41I don't know what to do anymore, Agusín

00:50:43I'm just a poor old man with nowhere to go

00:50:46My neighbors have kicked me out of my house

00:50:48They tried to burn me alive

00:50:50I was a watchmaker

00:50:51And now see how I make a living

00:50:53And why haven't you reported them to the police, Mariano?

00:50:56Because I'm afraid, very afraid

00:50:58We remind you that a bank account is open for those who want to help Mariano.

00:51:03Make your contributions, your donations

00:51:05One euro, two, whatever each person can humbly afford.

00:51:09But Mariano, what conflict?

00:51:10This guy got himself so far up his neck that he steps on it.

00:51:11Have they lent you anything to provoke a resale?

00:51:13Come on!

00:51:14Why while she has makeup on!

00:51:15I lived with my son, who is the caretaker, in a renovated garbage room.

00:51:20But when he went to live with his girlfriend, the threats began.

00:51:24Have they set fire to you to kick you out of a garbage can?

00:51:28That's right, I didn't even have time to take the photo of my wife, who passed away two years ago.

00:51:33Oh! Mom is dead!

00:51:35But if I spoke to her yesterday, you'll see how we have them

00:51:37Mariano, are you telling me we have a call?

00:51:39This is the president of the community, Mr. Juan Cuesta

00:51:43Good afternoon

00:51:44Good afternoon, first of all Agustín, congratulations on your program.

00:51:47I wanted to say that I am appalled by the slander that this man is pouring on an honest, peaceful and decent community.

00:51:54But isn't it true that you tried to evict Mariano from his home?

00:51:57Well, yes, correct, but...

00:51:59And is he also responsible for the fire that almost killed Mariano?

00:52:02Yeah, well, let's see, if we start a fire, but with the sole objective of evacuating...

00:52:07Ansesino!

00:52:09Let's see, let's see a moment, please, if you'll let me explain...

00:52:12Juan, hang up, hang up

00:52:13Juan, who is a TV trap

00:52:15Words are unnecessary, words are unnecessary

00:52:19Mariano, so right now you are on the street

00:52:22Yes sir

00:52:23And your son hasn't offered to lend a hand to help you?

00:52:26He has turned his back on me

00:52:27I went home to beg her and my daughter-in-law pushed me out.

00:52:31Calm down, calm down Mariano

00:52:34Please, a flight attendant who will make me cry.

00:52:37Thank you, beautiful.

00:52:39But hey, what a bunch of lies is this guy telling?

00:52:42No, no, no, the shoving is true.

00:52:43I am informed that there is currently a real avalanche of calls.

00:52:50And we have already exceeded the amount of 12,000 euros

00:52:53What do you think, Mariano?

00:52:56Thank you so much, I have no words.

00:52:58But for me the important thing is not the money

00:53:01For me the important thing is to get my house back.

00:53:04This is outrageous

00:53:05And he says he wants to come back?

00:53:06Please, then, I would like to leave the plate, I'm getting dizzy.

00:53:09Yes, of course, of course

00:53:10Careful, careful

00:53:14Thank you

00:53:15Thank you

00:53:16The story of a man who is suffering tomorrow could be you

00:53:24And on top of being a millionaire

00:53:27Don't turn it off, the number of accounts has not been noted.

00:53:30Vicenta, who is taking the piss out of everyone

00:53:32Well, it made me very sad.

00:53:33Well, now my father has money, right?

00:53:35Let him pay the rent for the gate and that's it.

00:53:37What rental?

00:53:38Give us that money.

00:53:40That he has to pay for all the damages

00:53:42Come back, Juan, come back.

00:53:43We will be waiting for you.

00:53:45Alice

00:53:53Alicia, what are you doing?

00:54:01You are lost

00:54:02I'm better at this than I thought.

00:54:03But are you still stung?

00:54:04Tonight we go out again, let's see who wins

00:54:07No, leave it already, don't be a brat.

00:54:08Also, I didn't hook up with Carlos yesterday.

00:54:09What do you mean no? Yes, I heard you.

00:54:11No, we were pretending

00:54:13It's just that today, like Roberto, he was having sex upstairs with another girl and...

00:54:16It made me feel terrible

00:54:17Calm down, Alicia

00:54:18No one is going to take away your title of wolf of the building.

00:54:21Yes, the goalkeeper is back again.

00:54:23But didn't you have to go and issue fines?

00:54:26Well, they haven't fired me, what's going on?

00:54:27In short, I still remember Roberto and call me old-fashioned whatever you want.

00:54:31But the best solution is not to compulsively go out with guys

00:54:35Sorry, Vale, you're right.

00:54:37Maybe you have to take your time.

00:54:39You are not an ancient

00:54:41Maybe you're still in love.

00:54:43Fuck

00:54:44You were never so understanding with me.

00:54:47And you want to shut up now, you little old whore?

00:54:49No, now it turns out that you are going to be a sensitive friend in life.

00:54:52But do you want to take the photos right away?

00:54:55Heavy that...

00:54:56Hey, another virtual sex session?

00:55:01Yeah

00:55:01Don't tell me

00:55:03Look how long it took them to back down, huh?

00:55:06If I am a born opinion generator

00:55:08Okay, thanks for calling.

00:55:09See you later

00:55:10Oh my God, Mauri, have you gone too far?

00:55:12Yes, my end to prose has taken effect.

00:55:14The city council is receiving a barrage of complaints exactly like mine.

00:55:17And it has just announced that it is provisionally suspending the blue zone.

00:55:19I have freed the center of this city from the tyranny of parking meters.

00:55:22But I find it incredible, right?

00:55:23As soon as you get an article, you are given it.

00:55:25They've gotten scared, see.

00:55:26You'll see that soon they'll call me to give me the keys to the city.

00:55:28Look, here comes the mayor

00:55:30Hey, have you talked to Hector?

00:55:33What did he tell you about me?

00:55:33Nothing, that if you were in treatment

00:55:35Ah

00:55:35Well, Emilio, what's up?

00:55:40No, nothing, I came to thank you for your article.

00:55:41Nothing

00:55:42Belén has been fired

00:55:43Well, to Belén and the other 70 controllers who have also been left homeless thanks to your pen.

00:55:47To write

00:55:48But I thought they would have them do something else.

00:55:50Well, there is no work in a town hall.

00:55:52Mauri, they are blue zone controllers

00:55:53If there is no blue zone, what type are they going to control you?

00:55:56Some idiot is out there counting zebra crossings.

00:55:58But there weren't enough places for everyone.

00:55:59Well, that job was shit.

00:56:02Belén has the talent to do much more interesting things.

00:56:04Yes, but people have to earn a living, Mauri

00:56:06And now Belén is on the street because you couldn't park your new stroller.

00:56:09Emilio, the...

00:56:12You do have to think about things a little before jumping in.

00:56:17Look, leave it, Bea.

00:56:18It's impossible for me to feel more guilty than I do right now.

00:56:21Poor things, and how are they going to live off Emilio's land alone now?

00:56:24Ok, you did it, now I'm worse

00:56:26What we have to do is also call the TV

00:56:30And let them make a program for us so we can explain ourselves.

00:56:32Who knows? Maybe you'll end up filing a weekly report.

00:56:36The camera loves you, Juan

00:56:37Remember the girl's baptism

00:56:39Hello

00:56:40Juan, can we talk for a moment?

00:56:43Yes, yes, of course

00:56:44Followed sumo

00:56:45Okay, okay

00:56:46Juan, you don't need to keep pretending.

00:56:49I know what your feelings are, I understand.

00:56:51Please, please don't tell me this is the lady you like.

00:56:55Oh? But you've already told him about me? What have you told him?

00:56:58No, no, let's see, this is a regrettable mistake.

00:56:59I don't know what he's talking about.

00:57:00Our relationship is strictly neighborly.

00:57:02Your brother hasn't told you anything out of respect for Paloma.

00:57:05But I have noticed it

00:57:06No, Vicenta, if I have done anything that has prompted you to think

00:57:09That there is some sexual interest on my part

00:57:11I apologize to you

00:57:13Do you look at my calves in meetings?

00:57:14Are you looking at his calves?

00:57:16Man, why does she sit in front? I look at her whole body.

00:57:18The chest too?

00:57:19No, no, no, I don't focus on any specific point.

00:57:22I have a global vision of those present, like at school.

00:57:25Juan, if you want to remake your life and leave me out of it

00:57:28You tell me and I'll leave.

00:57:29That I was very well alone

00:57:30And I have made many sacrifices to come here to help you.

00:57:33Oh, God

00:57:34Your sister is very possessive, huh?

00:57:36I'm going to have to earn it.

00:57:38No, no, no, nothing has to be earned.

00:57:39Because I don't know where he got the idea from.

00:57:40That I am attracted to you

00:57:42A friend of yours told me.

00:57:43A friend? What friend?

00:57:45I can't tell you because Andrés will kill me.

00:57:46Andrew?

00:57:47Oh, how clever you are!

00:57:48That's what makes you truly attractive.

00:57:51You'll be a bastard

00:57:52As if I didn't have enough problems.

00:57:54What I needed was for you to throw me into Vicenta's arms.

00:57:56I owed you one

00:57:57You sold me to the police

00:57:59And go for it

00:57:59That was a chain of misfortunes

00:58:01What you can't do is play with a poor woman's feelings.

00:58:03Who has been waiting for her Prince Charming for 50 years

00:58:06Damn, he thinks it's me.

00:58:07Well, it's your turn, man.

00:58:08If he loves you, you're screwed.

00:58:09Please don't fight over me.

00:58:11There's no need to come to blows.

00:58:13He's just become jealous.

00:58:14If I've already told him that you're all for him

00:58:16That I resign

00:58:17Well no, because that can't be the case.

00:58:19I still missed Paloma.

00:58:20And you love her and you're going to suffer

00:58:23I just caught him crying.

00:58:24It's true?

00:58:26Your eyes are red, you have cried

00:58:27But what am I going to cry about?

00:58:28So little attended to, man

00:58:30That I have seen you

00:58:31Let me speak to you

00:58:32I've been thinking about this situation too.

00:58:35And the best thing is that you choose one of the two

00:58:37I have decided that the person I am going to give my heart to

00:58:41It's Andrés

00:58:43Of course

00:58:44And I'm very happy for you.

00:58:45May you be very happy

00:58:47Vicente

00:58:49Don't say anything

00:58:51When are you going to talk to your wife?

00:58:56As soon as possible

00:58:56But how am I going to want you to go, Nieves?

00:59:00If I don't feel anything for Vicente

00:59:01That lady lives on her planet

00:59:03Has lost contact with the mothership

00:59:05I think it's the dye that is used

00:59:07That penetrates through the root

00:59:08And it causes neuronal damage

00:59:09Those dyes

00:59:11So who are you attracted to, Juan?

00:59:13Nobody

00:59:14Mrs. Snow

00:59:17This isn't going to work, huh?

00:59:22Or what we love all to equal

00:59:23Or we paint the patio

00:59:24But what I'm doing is nonsense.

00:59:26You're a bit weak, aren't you?

00:59:28The goalkeeper of my community, Agustín

00:59:30Twice as old as you

00:59:31I worked ten times harder

00:59:33And he earned the same

00:59:35And there were eighty of us.

00:59:37Yes, yes, asshole

00:59:38There everywhere

00:59:38My son

00:59:40Come to the door for a moment

00:59:42But, Dad, what are you doing here?

00:59:43That they have declared you a very gracious person

00:59:45John, John

00:59:45That the famous one is already down there

00:59:47And what are you dressed as?

00:59:49How much have you gotten your ass out of TV?

00:59:50Come to the street

00:59:51I want to teach you something.

00:59:52Come on, come on, throw it away.

00:59:53What do you think?

00:59:57Four-wheel drive

00:59:58Browser

00:59:59IFI

00:59:59Full

00:59:59Team

01:00:00Fourteen

01:00:01Come on, start quickly and go.

01:00:03How the neighbors see it

01:00:04We wanted to talk to you.

01:00:06Yeah

01:00:06How are your brothers?

01:00:08Look what has been bought

01:00:09And brings it here to us

01:00:10To rub it in our faces

01:00:11Look, Mariano

01:00:11After the string of lies

01:00:13That has been poured against this community

01:00:14And more specifically

01:00:15Against my person

01:00:16Let him know that we are going to take him

01:00:18To the courts

01:00:18No, Mariano

01:00:19I'll take you

01:00:20I have a car

01:00:20Ah, on top of that, I'm joking.

01:00:22That money they gave you on TV

01:00:24It belongs to everyone

01:00:25But, dad

01:00:26Wouldn't it be better if you returned that car?

01:00:28And you use the money

01:00:28To pay the rent for the gatehouse?

01:00:30Yes, I'm going to spend it on that shit.

01:00:32And what are you going to live?

01:00:33In the trunk?

01:00:34In the goal

01:00:35But I'm going to pay for it.

01:00:37Oh, this is really cool.

01:00:38But what is he saying?

01:00:40What do you think you'll experience in the goal?

01:00:41And for free?

01:00:42That's the idea

01:00:43But my lawyer will explain it to you better.

01:00:45Good afternoon

01:00:48I am Mr. Delgado's lawyer.

01:00:51My client wishes to inform you

01:00:53That in case of not being allowed to reside

01:00:56Free and indefinite

01:00:58At the community gate

01:01:00He plans to legally claim his property.

01:01:02Based on the demonstrable fact

01:01:04That his son has been there for more than seven years

01:01:06Residing in it

01:01:07In addition, we are willing

01:01:09To resort to as many instances as possible

01:01:11Be necessary

01:01:12Including European courts

01:01:14Stretching this out

01:01:15As many years as it takes

01:01:16In the end

01:01:17They face a legal dispute

01:01:19Potentially very expensive

01:01:21That my client can afford

01:01:23But what can this community bring?

01:01:25To ruin

01:01:26It's worth it for them to lose their money.

01:01:28And your health

01:01:29For a quarter of garbage

01:01:30Dad

01:01:31Did the lawyer come standard?

01:01:33Or is it an extra that you have added?

01:01:34But what did you want?

01:01:35What are we going to tolerate that comes?

01:01:36A troublemaker threatening us

01:01:37Is there our community?

01:01:38Get out of here, man!

01:01:40Well, as you wish.

01:01:41But I remind you that my client

01:01:43Right now it's a media phenomenon

01:01:45Public opinion supports him

01:01:47And I'm going to use it

01:01:49What do you think?

01:01:50That people have believed Mariano?

01:01:51What the public has believed

01:01:52All that pile of lies

01:01:53Just because it was on TV?

01:01:55Oh my God!

01:01:55Don't be naive

01:01:57Murderers!

01:02:00Murderers!

01:02:01Murderers!

01:02:02Murderers!

01:02:04Murderers!

01:02:05Are you hearing the things that are calling me?

01:02:06Calm down, Juan, calm down.

01:02:07I mean, I'm a good person.

01:02:08I think if they knew me

01:02:10They wouldn't dare say

01:02:11No, if they want to meet you they have

01:02:12But if I were you this week

01:02:13I was shopping online

01:02:14It's not that bad, is it?

01:02:16What are the usual four exalted ones?

01:02:18In the TV demonstrations

01:02:20The same ones always come out

01:02:21I'm going out to talk to them

01:02:22I always show my face

01:02:23That

01:02:24That's the attitude of the Cuestas, Juan

01:02:26Salt

01:02:27And win over the crowd

01:02:29Murderers!

01:02:31Murderers!

01:02:33Murderers!

01:02:34Friends

01:02:35I am Juan Cuesta

01:02:36President of the community

01:02:37Come

01:02:38Please wait a moment

01:02:40Let me speak

01:02:41I come to propose to you

01:02:42An in-depth dialogue

01:02:43On the subject

01:02:44So that we can

01:02:45Please

01:02:47A good one!

01:02:48Let's be sensible!

01:02:49Snow!

01:02:50Open up, Nieves!

01:02:51Open up!

01:02:53That?

01:02:54Regular

01:02:55You can't talk about failure

01:02:57But I haven't seen them predisposed

01:02:58For dialogue

01:02:58Ah, look what's circulating on the internet

01:03:00It's great

01:03:02Osama Juan Laden

01:03:03Well, I don't find it funny at all.

01:03:04Damn, well, to me it does.

01:03:05You'll see tomorrow what a jerk he is in class.

01:03:07Don't even think about taking that photo to school, okay?

01:03:09But I was missing another nickname

01:03:11Go away, Mr. Cuesta!

01:03:14Go away!

01:03:15You've really done yourself a favor, man.

01:03:17They have given us a hard time

01:03:19And to me the one who most

01:03:20Clear

01:03:20You are an easier target

01:03:23Look, we told you to be careful with the lawyer.

01:03:25They told me what?

01:03:26If we all agreed to kick Mariano out

01:03:28Juan, three words

01:03:29Image wash

01:03:31I'm going to call the TV

01:03:32Hello

01:03:34I would like to talk to you

01:03:37Do you have a moment?

01:03:38Yeah

01:03:38That's what we unemployed have.

01:03:40Many moments

01:03:40Yeah

01:03:41That is the central theme of my defector

01:03:43Man, Mauri

01:03:44How is the new car?

01:03:44Good, right?

01:03:45You haven't fallen off a cliff yet.

01:03:46Nativity scene

01:03:47Look, I wanted to apologize for...

01:03:50Well, because of this little problem with your job.

01:03:51No, going back to INEM is always nice.

01:03:54Are you really angry?

01:03:56Mauri

01:03:56In the article you compared me to the Nazis

01:03:59She was a literary figure, Belén

01:04:00Don't take it personally.

01:04:01When the controlling Hitlerian

01:04:09He pounced on the fine

01:04:10On the victim's windshield wiper

01:04:12Resentment shone in his eyes.

01:04:14And the sadistic satisfaction

01:04:16Of those who enjoy exercising their despotic power

01:04:18Having my fines removed

01:04:19Admit that you really pissed me off.

01:04:21That I was doing my job

01:04:22Okay, okay, okay, okay

01:04:23I didn't come here to argue.

01:04:25Wait, maybe I'd come eat.

01:04:26Look, Belén, I called my newspaper

01:04:29And I've been told there's a vacancy in the editorial office.

01:04:30If you want to work there

01:04:32Oh really?

01:04:34Yeah

01:04:34With the teletypes?

01:04:36Yeah, well, I'd start from the bottom.

01:04:37There are many hours and the salary is not very good.

01:04:38I don't mind

01:04:40When do I start?

01:04:41Well, if you want today

01:04:42And you'll see, you won't get paid until the end of the month.

01:04:45I would like you to add a little help to make up for it.

01:04:48No

01:04:49Yes, woman, take it.

01:04:50No, man, no.

01:04:51How am I going to get money from you, Mauri?

01:04:52It's only 500 euros to get you by.

01:04:54I can't

01:04:55Take it, damn it, it hurt you a lot.

01:04:56No, Emilio.

01:04:57It's just that she's very wrong, forgive her.

01:04:59Because unemployment depresses people

01:05:00Of course

01:05:01Well, you'll tell me how your first day was.

01:05:03Ah, ask for Conchi

01:05:06From Human Resources

01:05:07Okay

01:05:08Hey, Mauri, sorry for the shock I gave you.

01:05:11No, it doesn't matter

01:05:12I had a shoulder contracture and it went away.

01:05:14Of course, if footballers use that.

01:05:15Ronaldo is constantly being chased to run.

01:05:17Oh, journalist, Emilio, journalist

01:05:21I'm not going to finish presenting the news.

01:05:24Wait, Maíño, I'll be right back, okay?

01:05:26But let's celebrate, where are you going?

01:05:28To change Mauri's wheel, I got a flat tire.

01:05:29In summary

01:05:35You're like his own little whore.

01:05:37It's disgusting

01:05:38Isabel, please

01:05:40Vicenta's relationship with me is a platonic thing.

01:05:42If he is 20 years older than me

01:05:43Sure, you're like one of those toy boys.

01:05:46Like the one Madonna has

01:05:47The thing is that in this case Madonna is 70 years old.

01:05:49And what do you want me to do?

01:05:50If I insult this lady and she withdraws the bail

01:05:52I'm going back to jail

01:05:54You should have asked the Russian mafia for the money.

01:05:56In the end, it only breaks your legs.

01:05:58Besides, it's not that big a deal.

01:06:00I just have to take her out for a walk from time to time.

01:06:02Give him a little conversation

01:06:04Take her to the movies

01:06:05It's like volunteering for an NGO.

01:06:08It is a social service

01:06:09Yes, like someone who has a puppy

01:06:11But in this case you save on vaccines

01:06:13More or less

01:06:14Andrew!

01:06:14Do me a favor!

01:06:15Don't be naive

01:06:16We're going to have a lady here, even in the soup.

01:06:18Man, if you don't like this solution

01:06:20There is another much easier one

01:06:21Which?

01:06:22You pay me the bail.

01:06:23I'm thinking you can also take her to the theater.

01:06:25There are many discounts for seniors.

01:06:27Come, let's see the billboard

01:06:29Isabel, do you love me?

01:06:32I?

01:06:32Like the first day

01:06:33Tell me the truth

01:06:35There is another man

01:06:36But how can there be another man?

01:06:42Would you like a hibiscus infusion?

01:06:44I'll see if I take it.

01:06:47How dirty

01:07:00I have the crystals

01:07:01Man, the jita beds

01:07:17Hello, I see you've already heard about my ridiculous act last night.

01:07:20Yes, it's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard in my life.

01:07:23I also pretended with Carlos, we did nothing

01:07:28Oh no?

01:07:29And with that Hugo?

01:07:31Neither

01:07:32It was Alice who told me to compulsively go out with you.

01:07:35And well, it doesn't matter, a disaster

01:07:38Well, it pissed me off seeing you with someone else, you know?

01:07:40Yeah, and me too.

01:07:41But come on, I don't want to go back with you.

01:07:43No, no, no, no, not me, not me

01:07:45But come on, if we're going to be neighbors, Roberto, we can't be constantly arguing.

01:07:48We're not going anywhere like this.

01:07:49You're right, everyone has to live their own life and leave the other alone.

01:07:52Friends

01:07:56Friends

01:07:58Okay

01:07:59See you later

01:08:01Come on

01:08:01Come on, there moaning with the other loser, how loud

01:08:07But hey, at least mine was real.

01:08:09Don't start, okay? Don't start.

01:08:11But if you went

01:08:12Hey, sorry, Conchi.

01:08:15Thank you

01:08:17Hello

01:08:22Hello

01:08:23I'm Belén López Vázquez, it's my first day

01:08:25Ah, you're Mauri's friend, aren't you?

01:08:26Yeah

01:08:27Well, welcome to the editorial office.

01:08:28Well

01:08:30And what is my table?

01:08:34Your table?

01:08:35Well, all of them, darling.

01:08:37Go on, go to the little hut over there in the back and try on your uniform.

01:08:40Oh, I have a uniform?

01:08:42What's up, I'm going to be a special envoy to Iraq?

01:08:44Mauri, when you said "start from the bottom," you meant the ground, right?

01:08:48Then I'll get into the bathrooms.

01:08:49What are you saying?

01:08:50What have you put me through?

01:08:51Of gentleman or cleaning lady

01:08:53I thought you would be an intern.

01:08:55Come on, can you move a little bit, honey?

01:08:58Well, the important thing is that you're in, now.

01:09:00It's a matter of going up

01:09:01But you're really vindictive, aren't you?

01:09:03I swear I didn't know anything.

01:09:04Well, you should know that you are going to pay the three fines.

01:09:06How are you, Belén?

01:09:10Delighted, aren't you?

01:09:10Yes, he called me to thank me.

01:09:12Come on, you get in again.

01:09:15Hey, don't you see I'm cleaning?

01:09:17Damn, how little respect

01:09:19I am pleased to hand over the keys to the gatehouse.

01:09:21To our dear neighbor Mariano

01:09:23Who will explain this terrible misunderstanding to them?

01:09:25Since you don't let me

01:09:26Key against the president what happened

01:09:28It was an accident

01:09:29They were having a barbecue in the yard

01:09:31And it got out of hand

01:09:32With this gesture

01:09:34We welcome you back with open arms.

01:09:36Give me a hug, damn it

01:09:38Don't be so happy, this isn't going to stay that way.

01:09:42Don't worry, we're neighbors.

01:09:44We'll see.

01:09:45And we have a surprise for you.

01:09:49If you haven't put a jacuzzi or anything for me

01:09:51Where's the surprise?

01:09:53In the yard, it's in the yard

01:09:54What did you buy?

01:09:56Now you see it

01:09:57No, no, no

01:10:02No no

01:10:03Pía

01:10:04Open, open the door

01:10:06A little please

01:10:09I don't come out resentful

01:10:10What is my father?

01:10:10Emilio, open the door

01:10:12What if it bites me?

01:10:13Aline, stay still

01:10:15Stay still, I have some cookies here.

01:10:17Or if you don't prefer a shoe with an air chamber

01:10:19Whatever you want

01:10:21But stay still, okay?

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