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La archidiócesis ha convocado un concurso de belenes vivientes y Juan Cuesta celebra una junta especial para proponer a los vecinos participar. Por otro lado, Lucía recibe una enorme cesta de Navidad de regalo de su padre, Emilio la deja en la escalera y, por error, Juan Cuesta piensa que es un regalo del director de su colegio que le va a ascender y se la queda. Roberto decide resucitar el restaurante, y junto con José Miguel, Paco, Alex, Natalia y la inestimable colaboración de Mariano como cómico, ponen en marcha un restaurante de comida rápida.
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00:00The goalkeeper wishes you happy holidays.
00:30And now comes the time when the Christmas spirit invades and you give me my bonus.
00:33And won't you give us a lighter or something?
00:35No, but behind it is written a beautiful poem about love and human generosity.
00:38Man, the songs you sing to us are a Christmas carol, aren't they?
00:41Let him sing, let him sing, let him sing, let him sing.
00:44Yeah, wait, I'm going to get the zambomba now, come on, because...
00:47Dear neighbors, this year I have a very special Christmas proposal prepared for you.
00:52Because what is Christmas if not a time of harmony and understanding in which we are all treated...
00:58Juanito, don't ruin the king's speech, he's been preparing it all year.
01:02To the point, to the point!
01:03We leave him and they give us the grapes here.
01:05The archdiocese has announced a competition for living nativity scenes.
01:08And I thought we could all participate in the event and soak up the Christmas spirit...
01:13Yeah, man.
01:13...on these very small dates.
01:14I have nothing else to do.
01:16Now he wants to dress us up, he thinks we're the kindergarten class.
01:19There is a cash prize of 1,500 euros for the winners.
01:21Damn, it starts there!
01:23You made us get up like a fool!
01:25I ask for the Virgin Mary!
01:26Man, I see her a little older.
01:28Yes, but the role has been in preparation for 70 years.
01:30Let's all shut up!
01:31My brother has already cast the characters.
01:34Those of us who have a ridiculous sense can leave, right?
01:36No, no, Mauri, stay. Let's see how they divide the cast.
01:39Isabel will be the Virgin.
01:41Maria.
01:42And I, Saint Joseph, clearly play the role.
01:44Of course, if at school they call him the Franciscan.
01:46Andrés, Mariano and Emilio will be the three wise men.
01:51José Miguel, the announcing angel.
01:53And the rest of you can choose between shepherds, washerwomen and Roman soldiers.
01:57We can hurry Bea up and maybe even have baby Jesus.
02:00We could also do a fusion religion and include Muhammad, Buddha and Vishnu.
02:03No, no, no. It's going to be like it's always been. It's about winning.
02:06Furthermore, let us not forget the historical significance of the moment we are going to represent.
02:10For what is Christmas but a period of harmony and understanding?
02:16in which we all lack the need?
02:17Hey, the president is here. Why do I write speeches?
02:20Wait a minute, what about my bonus?
02:22To this fidele, I owe you knots, you see...
02:29Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here, not here.
02:33Every day is like this. I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.
02:38I was just looking for some peace.
02:40I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
02:42Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here. Not here. No, no, no.
02:47Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here. Not here. No, no.
02:52The house is collapsing around me. I can't find the caretaker.
02:56The neighbors visit me and listen. I can't stand being here.
03:01The neighbors have all my neighbors. If not, come to my son's. Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I want to teach you.
03:06Where clowns cry, thieves steal from us. And stones kiss each other, creating something to tell.
03:10Put in a cocktail shaker.
03:15You in an earthquake and a volcano.
03:20Shout out from these stairs.
03:24Here, here, here, no one lives. Not here. Not here.
03:28Here, here, here there is no one living. Here, here, here, here there is no one living.
03:31They're like that. I couldn't imagine it when I came here. I was just looking for some peace. And I wake up
03:38your little cheek in the chureta. Here, here, here there is no one who lives. Here, here, here no
03:44There are those who live. Here, here, here there is no one who lives. No.
03:52Run. Run now. Let's see.
03:56Look, I'm really sorry, but if there are long-legged spiders, I can't. And besides, our
04:03The first time, if it ever comes, would have to be in a more romantic place. With a mattress.
04:11What's up? Has it broken something yet? Wrong. I was checking this month's water usage,
04:16Which is, by the way, skyrocketing. I remind you that we have to meet the convergence criteria.
04:20community and reduce spending as much as possible. Don't look at me, I'm water
04:24I don't drink. Let's go home, we have to try on the shepherdess outfits.
04:29I wanted to go as a Roman soldier, but the miniskirt without heels doesn't flatter my legs.
04:33Of course, it's not the same.
04:40Already?
04:41Yes. Isabel, we can't keep hiding. That's all very well for teenagers, but
04:44Teenagers don't have ulcers and I already have two.
04:47You're right. We need to act like adults and confess our sins.
04:51Ah, well, that's another approach. I had thought of a love nest. There's a repeater in
04:57The school recommended me a vacant lot with excellent views of the skyline.
05:02from the neighborhood at dusk.
05:04No, Juan, I need other things. I need to go to bed and wake up with you. May we
05:10walk together, holding hands. Wouldn't you like to come out of hiding and have
05:15a life project together. Tell him yes, damn it, I'm going to lose my temper
05:19tears.
05:23Okay, but let's do things right. You tell Andrés, and I'll tell Paloma.
05:27Ah, how funny. Adil, you have it much easier.
05:31Hey, wait, yeah. I've got goosebumps.
05:34Lucia, don't even think about calling him.
05:38But I don't have a dime. What do you want me to do?
05:40I'm your older brother. Give me the phone.
05:41No, no, no. Open up.
05:44Yeah?
05:44Dad, it's me.
05:46Lucia, what happened to you? Did you forget to lock your phone and call me?
05:49accidentally?
05:50No, no, no. Look, I've been thinking about my future and... and well...
05:55I might work with you again.
05:58My daughter, this is the best Christmas present you could have given me.
06:01Let's see, this is your office. Hey, when are you starting?
06:03Well, I don't know, whenever you want, on Monday itself.
06:06This is something to celebrate. Not tonight because I have to bribe a councilor, but tell him
06:10to Diego that we could have dinner together tomorrow.
06:12Okay, so if you want, we can have dinner at my house. I'll prepare it.
06:15That's my girl, that's my girl.
06:17Come on, a little kiss then, okay? See you later.
06:20And you don't give me any more flowers.
06:24You're going back to work with your father. What about our restaurant?
06:27We have it rented until the end of the month. And these are good dates. I think we could
06:31make one last attempt.
06:32Carlos, I don't want to hear about this restaurant again.
06:34You give up and go back to Dad, right? You're a coward.
06:37My opinion goes a bit along those lines, eh?
06:39But hey, what about you? You haven't even dared to tell him you're gay.
06:42He doesn't even know why you broke up.
06:44Well, but that's different.
06:46But are you gay?
06:47I went for a few days, but it didn't work out.
06:50But I took a lot of notes. So, if you're interested, I can send them to you.
06:52Dad wants to have dinner with us tomorrow.
06:54Maybe it's a good time to tell him.
06:56Well, maybe yes.
06:57Well, that's it.
07:00Carlos.
07:03And nothing, the children are still there.
07:06José Miguel is super gifted.
07:07And Natalia isn't pregnant, so everything's going well.
07:10With the normal neighbors.
07:12Spills, fires, evictions...
07:15Everyday life.
07:16Oh, and Nieves has already left home.
07:18Dad, don't be a liar.
07:20Why did I give you a few euros?
07:22Go on, get some potatoes out of the machine.
07:23What I was getting at.
07:27You know that my policy has always been transparency.
07:30And the fact is, our relationship is a bit stuck.
07:33Of course, how will it be?
07:36We don't idolize you, but the fact is that...
07:40I think I've fallen in love with someone else.
07:44Isabel.
07:45Yes, herbs.
07:47I wanted you to be the first to know.
07:50Well, the kids know it too.
07:52And Emilio.
07:53And Nieves and Mariano.
07:55The important thing is that you know this and that we deal with this in an adult and responsible way.
08:00Well, that's it.
08:05I've already said it.
08:07You and I have always understood each other very well.
08:10Now he kind of listens to you more, right?
08:12Anyway, we're leaving.
08:14We've got a mess at home, man.
08:15Ah, Natalia told me that she'll definitely come see you tomorrow.
08:19Dad, you told him I failed four.
08:21Little by little.
08:22You have to pace yourself.
08:23Of course it's a good time, you tell him.
08:39You'll see how comfortable you'll be.
08:41I don't know, it's just that my father is very... my father, you know?
08:43Yes, but the more your father is your father, the more you have to be you.
08:46Because if you are not you, because your father is your father, then you will never be you to your father.
08:50That is, you can't be one you for yourself and another you for your father.
08:52Because then neither you are you, nor is your father your father.
08:55So, I'm adopted.
08:56That?
08:57Look what I bought for her, Bea.
08:58Do you like it?
09:00Well yes, but isn't he a little old to be playing with that?
09:02For the child, funny.
09:03You can give birth at any time.
09:05I have to show him that I'm a better father than Rosa.
09:07I don't know, Mauri, it seems to me that you're a little obsessed with that topic.
09:09It's not obsession, it's caution.
09:11But hey, that bitch can never compete with my good taste and sensitivity.
09:15What are you doing?
09:16That?
09:16What are you looking at?
09:17No, I thought I knew her.
09:20Well, you must have known her very well because you've only looked at her ass.
09:22What are you saying?
09:22Don't get paranoid, okay?
09:24It has been clearly seen.
09:26That's a yellow card.
09:31Did a hottie walk by and Diego turned around to look at her ass, her legs, or both?
09:35Oh yeah?
09:35Yeah.
09:36But, Mauri, that's a self-reflection.
09:37It's been many years of traveling.
09:38The neck turns by itself.
09:40What's happening?
09:40Does your neck turn on its own like that too?
09:42No, honey.
09:42I only have an eye for your curve.
09:44I've already been through this with Fernando, and not again that hell.
09:46No, if I jump with you I have to be sure.
09:48If I'm bisexual, I'll cut it out with him.
09:50And how are you going to check it?
09:51With you.
09:52You pull your eyebrows and see what happens.
09:54You did it with Fernando and he rejected you so many times that in the end I was calm.
09:58Alicio, you're like a gay predictor.
09:59There weren't that many, huh?
10:01The thing is, I've changed.
10:02I'm in a more spiritual stage.
10:04But what are you saying?
10:05You didn't bring a guy home anymore.
10:07But he was a Jehovah's Witness.
10:08I have a brochure.
10:09Hey, I'm asking you for a favor.
10:10You just have to try to kiss him.
10:12If he lets me, that's fine with me.
10:14It's a guess, huh?
10:15If I'm successful in the end and it turns out that Diego, well, understands women, can I keep him?
10:21After the beating I'm going to give him, he's all yours.
10:23Well, call me and tell me.
10:24Yes, I'm going, I have to give him this gift, let's see.
10:27Straighten a gay man out.
10:30How I love challenges.
10:33Mauri doesn't know what he's done, huh?
10:34He has awakened the beast.
10:36I need ladies with class.
10:38Very high income.
10:40What job will this be?
10:42Professor of French and Greek.
10:43Call, call, call.
10:44There's no need for a resume there.
10:45Go on...
10:46We are going to participate in a live nativity scene contest.
10:51and we thought that if you don't mind having the child now,
10:54we will have a real Jesus and we will win hands down.
10:56To my lovely wife, but the gynecologist told me
10:59that my due date is not until next week.
11:01Nothing, they don't have a fucking clue.
11:03You jump there a little bit and you fall alone.
11:05Put on some music.
11:06I had mine with Manolo Escobar.
11:09Bea, I have a little gift for you.
11:11You would look great as a Roman soldier.
11:13Sure, sure.
11:13Come on, go do your thing.
11:16Damn, you have to like that.
11:17Miniskirts and leather.
11:20Mauri, look what a beautiful car Rosa gave me.
11:23It doesn't weigh anything and look, look how it looks inside.
11:26Yes, yes, yes, yes, you put the internet on that.
11:27and the child does not learn to walk until he is 10 years old.
11:29That's why I preferred to buy from you...
11:31Well, the best thing is how easy it is to assemble and disassemble.
11:33Of course, it's designed so that even a man can handle it.
11:35I am against these strollers.
11:36because the child neither sees the world nor develops intellectually.
11:39He just sleeps and drools.
11:40However, with this he sees flying clowns.
11:42Oops, I have to pee again.
11:44It's amazing, I spend all day in the bathroom.
11:45Of course, when the child descends it puts pressure on the bladder.
11:48and causes a need to urinate more frequently.
11:50I'm doing some research to be cute to the father.
11:52Your gift is cute too.
11:53It's not worth giving away strollers now, that's getting ahead of itself.
11:56What are you going to buy the child when he turns one?
11:58Orthodontics?
11:59Look, sorry, but I'm Bea's girlfriend.
12:00and I also have the right to enjoy this.
12:02I put the semen, I put the semen.
12:04Yes, I think it was quite difficult for you.
12:05Look Rosa, seriously, now man to man.
12:07I'm going to the childbirth preparation class.
12:09Ah, no, no, no, I'll go because I'm the one who's going to be with her in the operating room.
12:11What are you saying? What drugs are you doing, or are you taking something weird?
12:13Lower your voice, he'll hear you.
12:14Only the father is allowed into the operating room, as the law says, no lesbian friends.
12:17Look, the only important thing now is not to upset Bea, okay?
12:20So please...
12:21No, please, you.
12:24What's up? What are you talking about?
12:27We just decided that we will both accompany you.
12:29to childbirth preparation classes.
12:31Thank you so much.
12:33Well, you don't know how important it is to me that you get along too.
12:35It's hard not to get along with Mauri.
12:37This woman is an ice cream.
12:39It's lucky you found her.
12:43You don't need to help me, okay?
12:49Yeah, man, to start strong, huh?
12:51Yes, eh, eh, Little Red Riding Hood, don't give me the basket there, the promotion won't work.
12:55And why don't you let me know?
12:56Damn, what's all the misinformation about?
12:57Well, I can't climb that ladder alone.
13:00Who is the goalkeeper?
13:01Don't tell me it's for me.
13:02Maybe he's from the university, of course.
13:04That's why tuition was so expensive.
13:05Let's see, it comes from Don Rafael Álvarez.
13:08Your name is Lucia.
13:09Because of that ham, I'll call myself whatever you want.
13:11Go on, if you hand it to her I'll leave it to you.
13:12Yes, sign.
13:15Look at that Rioja.
13:21If he's older, Jesus.
13:22That's like a hottie, you look at her but you don't touch her.
13:25Attention!
13:26Model show!
13:27How are we doing?
13:28Man, for an INSERSO calendar it has its morbidity.
13:31And what is this?
13:33A Ramideño antidepressant that Lucía has been sent to her father.
13:36Come on, don't touch it.
13:37What a shame!
13:38With all the people out there starving.
13:40I see this and it pisses me off for Christmas.
13:42Son, he has so many things, if we grab his leg he won't even notice.
13:45No, damn it, Dad, I'll take the fall later.
13:47Well, the brown with ham is richer.
13:49What disgusting millionaires!
13:51Another revolution is needed here.
13:53Yes, disgusting, but if I could eat the ham.
13:55But help him, damn it.
13:56Can't.
14:00Hypothesize, how much does this weigh?
14:02Now I understand why Dad didn't bring that much reindeer.
14:05Emilio!
14:06Help me fold the sheets!
14:08You can't wait a moment!
14:11You want to fold them!
14:14Go on what.
14:15What a deal I've made.
14:17Before we just wrinkled them.
14:18Now they also have to be folded.
14:19Are you coming or what?
14:26I'm going up!
14:28Go on, you really like to play with your balls when you're unemployed, huh?
14:33I shit on...
14:34How lovely, all together preparing for Christmas as a family like when we were kids.
14:38Wouldn't it be better to buy new lights?
14:40There's no one who can unravel this.
14:42No, these have music.
14:44And where are you going?
14:44And you have to help your brother decorate the tree?
14:47What Santa Claus then leaves underneath is not profitable for me.
14:49You're so clever that you didn't even finish the scarf.
14:51I'm going to make the kid a balaclava for the field trips.
14:54The school principal sent me a Christmas card.
14:56It's the first time he's signed it with his own bloody handwriting.
14:58You underestimate yourself.
14:59What does it say?
15:00Happy holidays.
15:01He's worked hard, huh?
15:02Hey, there's a basket outside.
15:03I'd take it before the neighbors see it.
15:05A basket?
15:06Is all that for us?
15:08Oh!
15:08It will be from school.
15:10Open the card.
15:12For your new work future.
15:14A kiss.
15:14Juan, the head of studies.
15:16Don Gustavo sends you a kiss.
15:17If he has caviar and everything, he'll make you deputy director.
15:20Well, I'm going to have to prepare an inaugural speech.
15:23Oh my God!
15:24What a Christmas climax!
15:25Take it.
15:26Photo with the basket.
15:27Already.
15:27Go get the digital camera.
15:29What was José Cristina's Christmas gift?
15:31It doesn't matter if he already has the balaclava.
15:37Is Lucia going to work with her father again?
15:39And it's your fault, because you've made his life miserable professionally and at work.
15:43Not even I have been able to pull her out of that pit of frustration and disenchantment.
15:46Maybe I can.
15:47Yes, because you know the well very well.
15:49Hey, the mature woman and fiery young man thing is very fashionable right now.
15:53Look, dude, the only depressing thing in Lucía's life here is having gone out with you.
15:56Are you talking to me?
15:58Do they win childishly?
15:59Yeah.
16:00Hey!
16:01The anger is out, because with the chaos I always run out of gum.
16:03With you as a partner, anything fails.
16:06I'll take over that restaurant and relaunch it in a weekend.
16:10What is this?
16:11A bet?
16:12It's more of a joke, but that's how I get profit from the place.
16:14You have the weekend for the relaunch.
16:16I'm going to laugh though.
16:18You just became an entrepreneur, champ.
16:20If you want, we can tell my father that I can help you.
16:22What's happening?
16:22Don't you see me capable of taking to a restaurant?
16:24But come on, if you make us partners, what do we help?
16:29Like colleagues.
16:29That site just needs a redesign.
16:32No creative cooking, no fancy stuff.
16:34Young roll, hamburgers, pizzas, fries and genetically modified chicken wings.
16:37There, there, the American Way of Life.
16:39The waitresses have to be very good, so no one complains about the food.
16:42And put in live parts.
16:43Of course!
16:44Live sex!
16:45In Thailand there was a woman who would take beer bottles and open them...
16:49Passions of comedians, animal.
16:50If people laugh, they leave delighted and recommend the place.
16:52But where is a comedian going to get this kind of money?
16:55Well, I know a lot of anthological jokes.
16:57But are you funny or not?
16:59Hey, kid, my family called me Mr. Communions and Baptisms.
17:02That tells you everything.
17:03Well, come on, let's go shopping, we're opening tonight.
17:06Dude, are you sure?
17:07That's going to be a very big mess.
17:09I do it for Lucia, because I love her.
17:12What a shame about youth!
17:14You'll see that we'll soon lose Melilla.
17:16You're calling us liars!
17:18No, at the moment only thieves.
17:20You have stolen my zeta from the landing.
17:22Emilio, it hurts me that you think we're capable of something like this.
17:25Of course, that weighs a lot.
17:26It couldn't have been your father.
17:28Let's see, what's going on here?
17:29Mr. Juan, the booger gang.
17:30They stole a Christmas card they had brought for Lucía from the landing.
17:34How about Lucia?
17:34Look at him! It was him!
17:36Sausage!
17:37No, no, regrettable mistake.
17:38I thought it was for me.
17:39He was at the door of my house.
17:40Look how you politicians have a long hand.
17:43Don't worry, I'll get it back right now and return it to its rightful owner.
17:46We have to see about that.
17:47Snow, there won't be any in the basket!
17:52What a habit a mistake!
17:53Look at him, they had everything planned.
17:56Buzz and anchor!
17:56The basket wasn't the director's, it's for Lucía.
17:59Well, half of the things have opened.
18:00Well, maybe there's luck and he doesn't realize it.
18:03If he asks us, we'll say it was the delivery man, right?
18:05Well, the goalkeeper.
18:05Yeah, man, if I fall, we all fall.
18:07Well, let's keep calm.
18:08Let's see, what can a basket like this be worth?
18:10From 1,500 euros upwards.
18:12And you are still?
18:13Don't worry, nothing's wrong.
18:14Does anyone else know the basket has arrived?
18:16Yes, us.
18:18That ham looks very good.
18:20But you are not a vegetarian?
18:22Regular.
18:22I'll take the foie.
18:23For me, ham.
18:24Ham is shared, damn it.
18:26Cuampilla as much as I can!
18:27Hey! Wait for it!
18:28Stay, stay, please!
18:29This is a community, we are not barbarians.
18:31My brother is right.
18:32Votes in favor of plundering.
18:34Okay, okay, but let's do it in order.
18:37Two edibles and one bottle per household.
18:38And what do we do with the ham?
18:40A raffle?
18:40We can divide it by initials.
18:42Cognac for concha, marzipan for Mariano,
18:44the pâté for the president.
18:47And what do I get for asparagus if I don't like them?
18:49Well, we're going to try to make sure everyone gets everything.
18:51But please be discreet, don't let sweetie find out.
18:54Hello.
18:55The last one, please.
18:57Christmas is better
18:59If you take good brands of turon
19:02Christmas tastes good
19:04If instead of cava you drink French champagne
19:07I feel more peace and love
19:09If the ham is Iberian
19:11Ding, don, ding, ding, don, da
19:13Christmas with quality
19:15Let's go you and me to celebrate
19:19That the child God has been born
19:21Let's you and I toast
19:24With a reserve of 82
19:25I feel more peace and love
19:28If the ham is Iberian
19:30Ding, don, ding, ding, don, da
19:33Christmas with quality
19:35Christmas, Christmas, Christmas with quality
19:40Ding, don, ding, ding, don, da
19:43Christmas with quality I feel more
19:46Peace and love, Siberian ham
19:49Ding, don, ding, ding, don, da
19:52Christmas with quality
19:54Very expensive
19:58Very small
20:00Very expensive and small
20:03Oh, I didn't know you were home.
20:06Yes, I come here to shower.
20:08It's hard to give up the whirlpool
20:11This thing about getting little squirts all over you
20:13It has its point
20:15Yeah
20:16What are you doing?
20:18I'm looking for an apartment, but they're all very expensive.
20:20Oh, I'm also looking for an apartment.
20:21If you want, we can rent one together and share expenses.
20:24I don't think he would be a good partner because I've only shared a flat with one woman and we're getting divorced.
20:28No way, sharing a flat with a gay man is perfect.
20:31It's like living with a girl, but she takes less time in the bathroom and doesn't take your clothes off.
20:34Plus, you can always be at ease, at your leisure.
20:37You never feel wanted
20:39No, never, never, of course.
20:40If you weren't gay right now I wouldn't be able to be here, half naked, so relaxed.
20:45It would be very uncomfortable for both of us.
20:47Yes, it's a shame I'm not gay.
20:49I mean, he's gay.
20:50What I'm saying is, he's going to Mauri's house in a moment to look at some photos.
20:54Of floors
20:55Looking for a penthouse with a terrace
20:57This is how we can sunbathe
20:58Yes, goodbye
21:01I've done very well
21:04I got out of the shower with a washcloth and put my legs on top of him.
21:08You don't need to give me details either.
21:09Did something happen or not?
21:11Not yet
21:11Keep in mind that a woman like me imposes a lot
21:13But she's thrown the hook, now we have to see if she bites.
21:15There hasn't been a bite, so you better reel in your rod, okay?
21:19He was covering himself a little with the newspaper, eh?
21:21He may have had an erection.
21:22Let's see what he tells me now, we'll talk later.
21:24An erection no, no, an erection
21:28Hello
21:31Hello
21:31Where do you come from with an awl?
21:34Nothing, I don't think Rosa can accompany us to class today.
21:37Because when you leave work you will discover that your car has had a small problem.
21:40What did you do? Did you get a flat tire?
21:42Man, no
21:43I have punctured two, if I have punctured one, change it and it will be time.
21:46Mauri won't be of any use to you, he'll call Bea on her cell phone and tell you why she's late.
21:49I think not?
21:50Because I have diverted Bea's calls to my mobile
21:52So if he calls, he calls me.
21:54What if you skip the car and take a taxi?
21:55No, I don't think he dares to leave it open.
21:57I also had a window loaded just in case.
21:59Dude, you put a white streak in your hair and you're cruel and weak.
22:02What's up? He's made a lot of money, he must have had it fully covered.
22:05Come on, we have a childbirth preparation class.
22:08But what am I doing there?
22:10Diego, I'm going to be the father of a child. You'll have to say something, right?
22:13You screwed him over, what do you want me to say?
22:15Hey, he's also going to be your son.
22:16Well, well, well, well, well
22:17How was your day? Any news?
22:21No, the normal thing, there...
22:23Anyway, looking for an apartment
22:24Already
22:26Long and prosperous life
22:39What are they going to drink?
22:40Sorry, but we prefer that Marilyn not appear
22:43Natalia!
22:46This is humiliating, there are two days of my faculty
22:48Well, I'm tied, man.
22:49Hey, what was that thing Elvis did with the chain?
22:51No, fuck, it was like that
22:53How's it going? How's that rehab going?
22:56Come on, stop fooling around, damn it, we have a lot of work to do.
22:59What's up? How's the star restaurant going?
23:02Are you already in the Michelin guide?
23:04I don't know, have we filled the place or not?
23:06Ready?
23:07Man, do you want to eat for free?
23:08What's he coming for? To bother us?
23:10Basically yes, that's the idea
23:11Let's see, Jason, three cheeseburgers, one without lettuce, and one adobe with mayonnaise and egg.
23:15Hey, I can't keep up, huh? I can't keep up.
23:17But why do you wear that if you're the cook?
23:21Damn, in case the oil splashes
23:22And I'm running out of burgers!
23:25Ah!
23:28Where is Mariano?
23:29Come on, let him go out, so they can be distracted.
23:31Mariano!
23:32Come on, look at that cute little thing, they are a genius.
23:36Come on, damn it, take that off.
23:37Come on, let me introduce you.
23:39This gets better by the minute
23:41Hey, what do you do at the end? Do you all get up on stage and do a water medley?
23:45A panda!
23:46Asshole!
23:47And hello, good evening to everyone.
23:56Welcome to the reopening of Come Calla
24:00Today we begin a series of stellar live performances that we hope you enjoy.
24:05Here's to you all, Mariano!
24:13Good night
24:14This is awesome
24:16Let's start strong
24:17One guy says to the other
24:19Your father is a great guy
24:20And it would be yours, a galetón uncle
24:22Well, nothing happens
24:26We are warming up
24:27OK?
24:28Good
24:28What color is a Chinese man caught by the balls?
24:32Yellow, garish
24:33Damn, that was a good one.
24:38How does this smell like success?
24:41Are you going to get rich?
24:44Vita, damn it, don't touch me.
24:45Concentrate on your breathing
24:48It will be essential at the time of delivery
24:51What a belly this one has, huh?
24:53It's scary
24:54Diego, concentrate
24:55How strange that you didn't come, Rosa.
24:57He hasn't even called me.
24:59Poor thing, she must have a lot of work.
25:02It's that for her her work is very important
25:04Yes, it will be very busy.
25:06No problem
25:06However, it is on these occasions when you realize the people you can truly count on for anything.
25:11Even Diego came, he didn't want to miss it.
25:14TRUE?
25:15It's going to burst, don't move too much.
25:16Diego!
25:17I don't know, maybe I've gotten my hopes up too much for Rosa.
25:19Well, don't worry, I'm here, okay?
25:22Take a deep breath
25:23Forgive
25:24It only takes one person to help
25:26We don't know which of the two is the father.
25:28Until we get the results of the paternity tests
25:30Ah
25:31Why did you tell him that?
25:33I'm sure he believes that before the real story.
25:35Breathe, breathe
25:37How are you?
25:45Have you told him yet, Andrés?
25:46No, I just haven't found the time.
25:49He has been so happy with the marzipan and the sugared almonds
25:52Why don't we wait for the Three Kings?
25:54Should I leave a note for the shoe?
25:55I have already taken the step with Paloma
25:56But if you don't see it clearly, it's better not to tell him.
25:58Out of sight, out of trouble
26:01What's wrong? Are you afraid of him?
26:02Am I afraid?
26:02No, please
26:03I'm buying the visual encyclopedia of martial arts at the kiosk.
26:06Prologue by Coral Bistuer
26:08It will be good for you
26:09Andrés is very jealous, he gets violent
26:12I've always liked a little bit of a hooligan.
26:14But it is the exception
26:15Be careful, I can be very tough, okay?
26:17When I was young I was in a heavy metal band.
26:18I have a photo with Rosendo
26:21What's up? What's this?
26:23The pajama party?
26:24Well, you see, any place is good to resolve issues in our community.
26:27Residence open 24 hours
26:29This man just doesn't stop, huh?
26:31Here, here
26:32It has the building here inside
26:33Well, take note, pour into another basket
26:36These are the things that bring neighbors together, man.
26:39Take note
26:39Know
26:41I can't go on like this
26:44I'll tell you tomorrow, I'll tell you tomorrow without fail.
26:46What is the name of the making machine, Antonio?
26:53Antonio Machín
26:54Let's go, darling
26:56This is a little request
26:57Now I understand why they give away free dinner.
27:00Mariano
27:01Come on, get down, get down.
27:03Yes, I better go now.
27:05Sorry
27:06I just wanted to help a friend
27:08But it is very difficult to make people laugh.
27:11When you have a life as depressing as mine
27:14But what does it do?
27:15Now he begins to tell his sorrows
27:16I was actually going to be a bullfighter.
27:18And what is it like for you?
27:21Now I'm serious
27:23I had talent
27:26He was very good at placing banderillas
27:28Where? In a bar?
27:29I'll shit on your fucking mother.
27:30Yes, yes
27:35Let it continue
27:36Then I married a lady
27:38What's up? Do you know her?
27:44I had a really bad time
27:45After 37 years of marriage
27:48My wife says we are at our best
27:51He kicked me out of the house
27:53He's a crack, he's a crack
28:00And they laugh their heads off
28:01If you believe, I'll tell you about the prostate.
28:03Yeah!
28:15Mauri
28:16What is this?
28:17The fact that?
28:18Ah, this
28:19A nonsense for the child
28:20Automatic, long-lasting battery
28:22With reverse gear
28:23The lights even turn on when you hit the brakes.
28:25Very practical
28:26So when he sees Dea Luz
28:28Let the child wear it for the first time
28:28Driving him from the hospital
28:30Mauri, you're not going to be able to use this.
28:31Until I'm 5 or 6 years old
28:33Maybe he's a child prodigy.
28:34Like Fernando Alonso
28:35Well, can you believe that Rosa
28:36His car tires have been punctured
28:38And they broke the window
28:39At the office door?
28:40Of course, that's why he couldn't come to class.
28:41Really
28:42It's that every day
28:43There is more than in a loose gopher
28:45Hey?
28:45Take this
28:46It's better to park
28:47The funny thing is that he called you several times.
28:49And it was cut
28:49Hey, the same thing happens to me.
28:50It must be the dates
28:51Oops, I'm peeing again.
28:53Thank goodness there's a security camera.
28:55At the door of the building
28:56And the security guard recorded everything for me.
28:58Tomorrow I'm taking her to the police.
29:00If you want, I'll take it.
29:01Because I have to renew my ID.
29:03Already
29:03It's not a security video.
29:04It's an aerobics tape by Jim Fonda
29:06But it has served to prove to me that it has been yours
29:08I don't know what you're talking about.
29:09Well, what a lawyer!
29:10Who accuses without having evidence
29:12If it wasn't me
29:14You have it fully covered, right?
29:16Look
29:17Look, I don't say anything to Bea.
29:18So as not to upset him
29:19But you know one thing, right?
29:20If you want war, you'll have war.
29:22I will not resist
29:22I'm like Ida
29:23I am defending myself from an unjust invasion
29:25Hey
29:26I had an idea
29:28What if the three of us go out to dinner?
29:30Yeah
29:31I'm going to the bathroom first
29:33Open your eyes
29:40Open your eyes
29:41Hello
29:43Good morning, sleepyhead
29:45I have prepared breakfast for you
29:46Alicia, where exactly are you living?
29:51Look
29:51You have juice
29:53Toast with jam
29:55Coffee with milk
29:56Fruit
29:56And of course
29:58The house specialty
29:59Oh!
30:02Diego, what are you doing?
30:03Nothing, I dropped something.
30:04But you can know what you are doing
30:06Hey, don't pretend now.
30:07You weren't asking for it
30:08Yes of course
30:09Call room service
30:10And I said, please
30:11They bring me a breakfast with tongue
30:12No problem
30:12If you like that, waitress customer
30:14I'm in
30:15It's a classic
30:15No, Alicia, no.
30:16That I'm with Mauri
30:18No problem
30:19If it's me, I'm sure you understand.
30:21Holy crap, so Mauri was right.
30:28You like aunts
30:29You have fallen into the trap
30:29What trap?
30:30Hey?
30:31Did you say I fell into the trap?
30:33What trap?
30:33No, that's what I said.
30:34You're already making a mess, aren't you?
30:35So, Alice's attack
30:36It was Mauri's idea
30:37Hey...
30:38Yes, darling, I'm coming.
30:39Excuse me, my wife is calling me.
30:41No, Emilio, tell me what's going on.
30:42Hey, I, as a commoner, don't have to explain anything to you, okay?
30:44And don't touch my balls
30:45That you are left without gifts
30:45What is this?
30:51Dad, nothing has come to me.
30:52But how come not?
30:54Three floors, first floor
30:55It's the one I send to the mayor every year
30:57Well, I don't know, the mayor will have it.
30:59You will have lost it
31:00No, it is delivered.
31:01Always ask for a copy of the signed delivery note
31:03Well, I don't know, dad.
31:06I'm going to ask down here
31:07Come on, okay
31:09See you tonight
31:10Do you want me to give you something?
31:11A wine, some cakes
31:12To your mother
31:13Dad
31:14Cakes, cakes
31:15Come, I'll put your wings on you.
31:20That you have them crooked
31:21This is humiliating
31:22When the Messiah is born, what do I do?
31:24How much would it cost?
31:24Let's see, the ladder
31:25That we have to hang the angel
31:27This is a disaster
31:28Where are the three wise men?
31:29The jury is coming tomorrow
31:31Let's do a proper rehearsal.
31:32Balthazar?
31:33They throw the whole box in the can
31:34This is shit
31:35You pay me a bonus for lightning strikes
31:37And we do it well
31:38The famous shepherdesses
31:39Where do we come to the portal?
31:41Wherever they want
31:42You follow the star
31:43No
31:44The angel warned us shepherds
31:45The three wise men followed the star
31:47What does it matter?
31:48There is no snow in Palestine either
31:49And everyone puts snow in the Nativity scene
31:50No
31:50That has no historical rigor.
31:52I'm going for the Bible
31:53And where is the Virgin?
31:54Hello
31:55Hey, Juan
31:56Do you know anything about a Christmas basket for me?
31:58Hey...
31:59Well no
32:00I have no proof, honestly.
32:01Maybe the delivery man is left behind.
32:04There is a lot of traffic in stolen baskets at Christmas.
32:06Ah...
32:07It's that my father has called the company
32:09And they have shared it
32:10Because they have a signed delivery note
32:11Well, I don't know.
32:12Ask Emilio
32:13Who is the one who deals with the issue of lost baskets
32:15Okay, I'm going there.
32:16And why don't you say anything?
32:19If the basket is in your house
32:20Let him know
32:21What hides the ham
32:22Who?
32:28Emilio?
32:28Yes, already down there
32:30That you were folding the landing
32:31No, no, listen
32:32Lucia is coming up
32:33To ask you about the basket
32:34Host
32:36I told you, I told you
32:37That it was not a good idea
32:38Son, what a day!
32:39That you have put it in the ham
32:39Hide the basket that goes up
32:40Hey, but why did Diego reject me?
32:43I have trusted myself
32:44I've been too late
32:45The topic of surgeries
32:46Licia wants to knit in the mirror and help us!
32:48Hey, this is very serious.
32:48My chest has fallen
32:49Well, then we look for it.
32:50Pick up things
32:51Oops
32:53Uh, yeah
32:54I'm Lucia
32:55Oh, just a moment, Lucia.
32:57That I am naked
32:58The polvorones, the polvorones
32:59And the ham
33:00That stays there
33:01They're making me hysterical!
33:03Emilio, what are you doing?
33:04I'm coming, Lucia, I'm coming.
33:05I'm dressing you!
33:11Yeah, I'm here.
33:12Yeah, yeah, yeah
33:13Already
33:13Man, what's going on?
33:18Did you put on the first thing you found?
33:20What's happening?
33:20If this is three centuries ago
33:21It was like the jeans now
33:22This will come back any moment.
33:24Hey, do you know anything about a basket?
33:25What did my father give me?
33:26A basket?
33:27No, no, no
33:28None have come here
33:29Because?
33:30Well, because when I went down to the portal
33:31And I asked the neighbors
33:32They have put on a face as if they had given what they had given
33:34Oh, and what does that face look like?
33:36So roughly speaking?
33:37Here, here!
33:38Come on, come on!
33:39Come on, come on!
33:40Throw them away and fear!
33:41We cushion the fall!
33:43Man!
33:44You are here
33:45Yes, it was
33:47Hanging clothes
33:50What clothes?
33:51Hey?
33:51It's because her period is coming.
33:52And it is not there
33:53Yes, I'm going crazy.
33:55That?
33:59Have you had anything?
34:01By a hair, Juan
34:02The posh girl suspects
34:04All evidence must be disposed of.
34:05We're going to have a quiet Christmas.
34:07Please, I ask you.
34:08Natalia, daughter, what do you want?
34:10We are rehearsing
34:11Take out a knife
34:12And we had a pisco lavis in the manger
34:14This now
34:14Come see a guy
34:15Multiplies it
34:16And I follow him everywhere
34:17As?
34:19I'm going there right now.
34:20What's happening?
34:21I'm going to the hospital
34:22Paloma has woken up from her coma
34:24What were you saying about a quiet Christmas?
34:32Isabel, hurry up
34:33They are waiting for us down below
34:35Ah, come on, let's go
34:38Wait, wait
34:40I have something very important to tell you.
34:43And sit down, okay?
34:47What's happening?
34:48Well, you see, nothing.
34:49I'll tell you something silly like that.
34:51And then you think about it.
34:52You'll see
34:53It turns out that...
34:56The phone
34:58Yeah?
35:02Isabel, abort mission
35:02Abort mission
35:03Paloma has woken up from her coma
35:04No, Mom
35:09Lamb, like every year
35:11What are you saying?
35:14My mother who is destabilized by the menu
35:17Well, what is that important thing you had to tell me?
35:20Well, that...
35:21I see you more like Gaspar.
35:24That of Melchor
35:25Gaspar is much more youthful
35:27Man, don't you think so?
35:29John, John
35:34Who stayed for a few days under observation
35:35We don't know if he has new brain damage.
35:38And why are you here?
35:40Damn, radiopatio covering the big events
35:42Hello, I'm Juan Cuesta
35:43They just called me
35:44My wife has woken up from a coma
35:45One moment
35:47Security, please
35:49Hello, doctor
35:50How is Paloma?
35:51What did he say?
35:51I'm sorry, but Natalia has been hasty in calling him.
35:53His wife is still in a coma.
35:55Thank God
35:55Thank God there is a thread of hope
35:59His eyes have been opened
36:00He has already moved a hand
36:01I have seen it
36:02How many fingers are we talking about?
36:03Please
36:04Let's see
36:04It is normal for people in a vegetative state
36:07Have spasmodic movements
36:08And their reflexes develop abnormally
36:10They may even have a startle reaction.
36:13Due to loud noises
36:14But what were you telling him?
36:15Well, doctor
36:16That means my wife is recovering.
36:18Not necessarily
36:18But hey, we mustn't lose hope.
36:20Of course, because unplugging it isn't considered yet, right?
36:23Paloma is not plugged in anywhere
36:25This is presented on Christmas Eve to the smell of shrimp
36:27And if not, in time
36:28Yeah, yeah
36:31Well, but then
36:32How many pills should I take?
36:33A bottle of wine to keep you feeling good all afternoon
36:35Ah, well I've already passed.
36:38Well, I add a little bit of guarana powder.
36:41And it makes up for it, doesn't it?
36:43Okay
36:44Hey, thanks
36:45If you are given parole
36:47Let's meet up and have a drink, okay?
36:49Okay, see you later.
36:50Thank you
36:51I'm right away
36:53I've already managed to get in here.
36:54Don't worry, I was here.
36:56Looking at the great wines that Mauri has
36:59Ah, he loves them
37:00Well, that's one of his favorites.
37:02Yeah?
37:04Let's see if it's true
37:04Hello good
37:05Where is Mauri?
37:07It is not
37:07He went to the bank to complain
37:08What happened to him?
37:09Nothing
37:09That when he is stressed he says that it is what relaxes him the most
37:11We are going to buy useful things for the child.
37:14They are garlic cloves, booties
37:15Oh, and some emergency triangles for this.
37:17Do you want us to give Mauri a message?
37:19No
37:19I'll stay here to wait for him.
37:21The wolf in your house, there are always people
37:23How strong
37:27So mom opened her eyes like a zombie.
37:29I don't know, they say it's normal
37:30But how can it be normal?
37:32What hospital is that?
37:33Yes, yes, Mariano is performing tonight.
37:34But I don't have a table until 12.
37:35We are complete
37:36Okay
37:37The table is for two
37:39But if you squeeze, all four fit.
37:40Come
37:41Come on, yes, yes, I'll sign you up.
37:43Thank you
37:43Damn, this is a steal, guys.
37:45Hey, Pablo
37:46We have to put the sign outside, eh?
37:47Well, today is all good news for you, Roberto.
37:49I've decided that I'm going to partner with you.
37:51Yes of course
37:51Now that things are going well, it doesn't bother you.
37:52Man, I'm not going to deny that it had something to do with it.
37:54But I think my business knowledge
37:56They may be useful to you
37:57Forgive me, but we give a lot to God.
37:58If you don't mind
37:59Look
38:02I think you're missing an opportunity.
38:04It smells like a franchise here
38:05Well, what do you want?
38:05Can I tell you another way?
38:07No
38:07Hey, Roberto
38:10The issue of charging, how do you see it?
38:11Have you given the concept any thought?
38:12Dude, we're taking off.
38:14This is a young project
38:15Look how your brother doesn't think about money
38:16Nati
38:17Today for changing movies
38:19You and I could go to the Blue Lagoon
38:20Wild roll
38:21No
38:21Today I'm going to go from Matrix
38:22Hey, by Jessica Rabbit
38:23I can go as a Rabbit
38:24Well, today it's my turn to be a waiter.
38:27Hey?
38:27I've worked hard
38:27Paco, man
38:28You spend too much time alone
38:29Take
38:30Your lightsaber
38:31Go scrub the dark side
38:32Let's see
38:33Tonight I want concentration
38:34We have to give 150 dinners
38:36Yeah
38:36The question is what are we going to put on them?
38:38Because there is no more food left
38:39It's true the food
38:40Man
38:41In a restaurant it is usually necessary
38:43You command on the loose
38:45To make a purchase
38:45Come on, damn it!
38:47If with what we do tonight at the box office
38:49I'll give it back to you
38:49That we don't have a penny
38:50We are students
38:51Humble people
38:52Well
38:52I am a site
38:53Where can we get paper?
38:54At a good price
38:55Do you see it?
39:00Here are the ones from the supermarket
39:01They throw away what can no longer be sold
39:02There's everything here
39:03My mother taught me this.
39:04An artist of the end of the month
39:06Come on, let's go
39:09Hey, hey, hey, hey!
39:13Hey, hey, hey, hey
39:13Wait, wait
39:14How are we going to put expired food?
39:16No?
39:16Well, out of 100 expired
39:17It's perfect
39:18They always have a margin
39:19Two or three days
39:19But look at those steaks, man.
39:21Throw this away, it's a sin.
39:22This meat smells a little strange, huh?
39:23It's not me
39:23And what was it invented for?
39:24Barbecue sauce?
39:25Come on, grab as much as you can.
39:27Isn't it faster?
39:28Take the whole container?
39:34Wait for me, wait for me
39:35No, but
39:39Hey, hey!
39:43Run, run, run!
39:44Run, run!
39:45Runs!
39:47I don't know this, huh?
39:50Maybe we all eat it.
39:51The neighbors get angry
39:52The president told you
39:53What needs to be eliminated
39:54Furthermore
39:54Well, that's it.
39:55I can't take it anymore, okay?
39:57But do you know?
39:57What makes this fat?
39:58But what do you think?
39:59What do I like because of your body?
40:00I mean, asshole
40:01Hey, that was a romantic comment.
40:02Let's see if we have it between the lines
40:03Alba, if you gain weight
40:04Make futencollo
40:06What has been invented
40:06Sure, if soon
40:07We are climbing the January slope
40:08Shh!
40:09Please
40:09Lucia's alarm
40:11Dad, the picnic is over.
40:12I have time
40:13I have time
40:14Total armano
40:16Exit now
40:17Calm down
40:20That he goes to the gym
40:21Well, come on.
40:22Let's go by date
40:22Help me get the ceta in the trash
40:24An hour's check?
40:25Do you want me to get indigestion?
40:27Come on, damn it!
40:30Well
40:30This thing about riding on the bench
40:31It's an invention
40:32In addition to de-stressing
40:33I have been given this crockery
40:34Do you want it for your house?
40:35Mauri, what are you up to?
40:37Man, she's not that ugly either.
40:38Don't bring the funny one
40:39Have you told Alicia?
40:40Who's trying to hook up with me?
40:42I
40:42No
40:43No, no, no, no
40:44I don't
40:44No
40:45You looked at a girl's ass
40:48What did you want me to do?
40:49But you know the time
40:50What have you put me through?
40:50No, I don't know.
40:51You tell me
40:52Good or bad?
40:52Well, nothing has happened.
40:53Mauri, I like you.
40:54You don't need to test me.
40:55You also look at women
40:56And I don't tell you anything
40:57I look at the clothes
40:58You look inside
40:59Yes of course
40:59I turn on the X-ray function
41:01And come on
41:01Party
41:02But what do I have to do?
41:03Why do you believe this relationship?
41:04Diego, put yourself in my place
41:05That three months ago
41:06You were an ultra hetero
41:07Of those who get married
41:08It's normal to have doubts
41:09Oh yeah?
41:10Well tonight I'm going to tell him
41:10To my father who is gay
41:12Does that seem like little proof to you?
41:14Oh, are you going to tell him?
41:15Yeah
41:15And I hope you're there with me.
41:17To support me
41:18Man, of course.
41:18How could I not go?
41:19What time is it?
41:21Because I have
41:21Childbirth preparation class
41:22And I can't miss it
41:23That Rosa is arguing with me
41:24The position of titular father
41:25Very good
41:25I see what your priorities are.
41:28My...
41:29Diego
41:29Diego
41:31It's a shame to throw this away.
41:38Because here you put some dried flowers
41:40And it brightens up any corner of your home
41:42Honey, we already have a decorator
41:44For the beach house
41:45Doesn't this fit in the bucket?
41:46Yes, damn it.
41:46If we have already put in a dead person
41:47Open the lid
41:48Let's see
41:50But turn it around
41:51Pussy, squeeze
41:53If you cut it with a saw
41:54It might fit better.
41:55Ah, well that's a very good idea.
41:56That?
41:58Host
41:58Let's see
41:59A volunteer to explain to me
42:00What does my empty Christmas basket do?
42:02And in the trash
42:02We'd better talk about it when I get back.
42:03When going to the gym
42:04Why pay
42:05It's really annoying not to go.
42:06Look, let me tell you.
42:07Mr. Cuestra
42:08Who is in charge of the case summary
42:09Juan, did you know anything about this?
42:10No
42:11I mean, yes
42:12It has been a regrettable confusion
42:14That we thought was for me
42:15And we opened it by mistake
42:16Clear
42:16And once opened you said
42:18Well, nothing.
42:18We already kept it.
42:19Well yes, it was more or less like that, wasn't it?
42:21Don't be dramatic
42:22That the caviar is salty
42:23The pâté gave me heartburn.
42:24Oh, you've eaten too?
42:25These two more than me
42:26Because they are bigger mouths
42:28You're like, like, like piranhas, huh?
42:29And you haven't left anything?
42:30I think I have the card saved.
42:32With the soap bone
42:33You make a delicious broth.
42:35It regulates you
42:35Man, I think this is just an anecdote.
42:37Even funny
42:38If you hurry me
42:39I am writing a letter of apology right now.
42:41I'm sure all the neighbors will sign it.
42:43Yeah
42:44No, no, no, no
42:45We're going to be much more practical.
42:47Or tonight I have at the door of my house
42:48An identical basket
42:49The one my father gave me
42:50Or what you are all going to share
42:52It is a report of theft
42:53But Lucia
42:53How to file a complaint?
42:55But Lucia
42:55And now what do we do?
42:57Well, go to the supermarket
42:58And get a new basket
42:59Let's see, what's the solution?
43:00But you, what's going on?
43:01The boards fall asleep
43:02We are bankrupt
43:03There is no money
43:04But who has spoken about paying?
43:05This is like taking the batteries
43:07But on a large scale
43:08No
43:08Are you going to steal from the supermarket?
43:10Yes, yes, yes
43:10What a mess!
43:17How are you?
43:19Today I'm going to talk to you about my sex life.
43:21That's it
43:23Good night
43:24Thank you so much
43:25Oh really
43:32I lost my virginity when I was 22.
43:35What are you laughing at?
43:39I'm serious
43:40Well
43:42Well, I'll have the rum and coke.
43:45When you finish
43:46Let me know
43:46He's a crack
43:47He's a crack
43:48And it was just the process
43:50Yeah?
43:51Lucia
43:51You don't have to work with your father anymore.
43:53I have reopened the restaurant and it is full.
43:55We just need to find a bigger place.
43:57What are you saying?
43:59Yes, yes, yes
44:00I'm making reservations for the end of the month.
44:01And what are people laughing at?
44:02Why are they clapping?
44:03The Marian clinics, darling
44:04We have 1700 euros in cash
44:06And there's still the 12 o'clock shift.
44:07The naughty session
44:08I'm negotiating with Mariano to get him naked.
44:11Hey, hey!
44:13That does not want
44:14So, it's going well.
44:16No, it's going very well, it's going very well, yes
44:18Well, well, well
44:19Well, nothing, I'm going there now.
44:20Okay, see you later.
44:22What's happening?
44:23Roberto, who is filling the restaurant
44:24So nothing, I'm going to talk to dad
44:26And tell him that I was hasty
44:27That I'm not going to work with him anymore.
44:28No, no, no, no fucking way
44:29You were supposed to give him joy and sorrow.
44:31And one thing canceled out the other.
44:32Well, then we're going to have to give him two upsets.
44:34Well, I'll tell you mine first.
44:35No, I'm just saying first that if not
44:36I already got him pissed off
44:37That, you tell him first, so he doesn't even hear mine.
44:39Oh no, then you tell him first, okay?
44:40Well, although we stayed
44:41So, we didn't talk about dinner?
44:42Yeah
44:42Damn, I'm done here.
44:44Mauri, we're going to class.
44:49Are you ready?
44:50Yeah
44:50Yes, yes, yes, yes
44:51Hey, here's a little thing.
44:52The thing is...
44:54It turns out I have a dinner
44:56What do you mean you have dinner?
44:57If you told me you were coming
44:58Hey, I have dinner.
45:00Mauri, what's wrong with you?
45:01Are you drunk?
45:01No, no, I'm fine
45:03Look, let's do something.
45:04Which is very, very fast
45:05You're leaving with this bitch.
45:06And when I arrive, I arrive
45:08What are you saying?
45:09Leave him, he's drunk, it's better if he doesn't come.
45:10Look at the saint
45:11Hey, did you drug me something?
45:15Mauri, don't talk nonsense.
45:16And you punctured my car tires
45:17And my insurance didn't cover that.
45:18Your Honor, he just confessed to drugging me.
45:20I present this bottle as evidence for the prosecution.
45:23Okay, but what's going on here?
45:24You didn't get along very well?
45:27You know what I'm telling you?
45:27That child is going to be mine
45:28And he's going to have my ears
45:29Because I put the semen
45:31Yes, and that's where your contribution ends.
45:32I can be a much better father than you.
45:34Sorry, but you shave more often than I do.
45:35It doesn't mean anything
45:36What did you say?
45:38Look, what happens to you is that you are a misogynist and retrograde.
45:42And you are a fundamentalist lesbian
45:44Penis envy, as Freud already said.
45:46Look, with sport of birth
45:48Freud was a sexist and a jerk
45:50Penis envy, penis envy, penis envy
45:54Well, is someone going to take me or do I have it at the goal?
45:58Is there a delivery transport?
45:59But if you're not doing what you're doing, you're a disaster, right?
46:01Come on, give me your car keys.
46:02No, no, take a taxi
46:04I'll have dinner in a second and I'll be right there.
46:06What do you mean you're having dinner in a second and then you're on your way?
46:08Yes, if not, Diego will kill me.
46:10You go ahead and delay, if that's going to take long.
46:12Yes, go on, Toni, bad
46:13Damn, I persist, it seems like an exit operation
46:16My son comes out of the womb, Diego comes out of the closet
46:18Diego...
46:20Diego?
46:21Stealing from a supermarket, what an example!
46:28You should have thought about that before eating the soap.
46:30You can't fall any lower.
46:31Yes, you can still fall lower
46:33Remember, huh?
46:36You go for the Iberians
46:38You preserve them
46:39And the marzipans
46:41And you, for the wine and champagne
46:42And what do you do?
46:43I'll wait for you with the car running.
46:45I'm out on bail
46:47Luck
46:48They're going to catch us, this place is full of cameras.
46:52They are located
46:53Two in the boxes
46:55Two in drugstore and perfumery
46:57And two in dairy products
46:59Look for blind spots
47:01This is strawberry, I don't like it
47:03And what is this lady doing here?
47:04Amparo is our secret weapon
47:06When we have caught it all
47:07She comes out in front with a record in her bag
47:10The alarm bells go off
47:12And we leave quietly
47:14And she doesn't care if they catch her
47:16What do you think?
47:17Hey, but how do you do this stealing?
47:19It's that these matters at home
47:21Andrés always wore them.
47:22The key is to do it naturally
47:25Well, then each one to his own hallway.
47:26And in 15 minutes we'll see each other at the meeting point.
47:28Okay
47:29Christmas is for enjoying it
47:31Let this year's interior cook for you
47:34We offer you a delicious variety of dishes
47:36Prepared for your years
47:37Here, put it in your bag.
47:38No, I don't like this one.
47:40Come on stop, have
47:41But what do you care?
47:43The security guard is going to take it away from you as soon as he catches you.
47:45This one, by Manuel Carrasco
47:47That he is very handsome
47:48Look, look, look
47:49Who said handsome out there?
47:52Oh
47:52Madam, why don't you buy it?
47:54He really likes it
47:55I'll sign it for you.
47:55Oh, oh, I'm going for Fari's.
47:58Let's see if it also appears
47:59Leave her
48:00It's a little bit broken
48:02Here, dedicate it to me.
48:04Let's see yesterday, boli?
48:05He hasn't come
48:05Go ahead and aim
48:07One for my granddaughter
48:08She is also very pretty.
48:10My granddaughter?
48:10Hey, would you invite me to a concert?
48:13Of course, woman.
48:14Whatever you need
48:15Yeah
48:15Clear
48:16But let it be in zone B
48:19Go on, no!
48:20You don't ask for anything, girl.
48:21What do you want?
48:22Isabel, for God's sake
48:32Don't give me these scares
48:34So what?
48:35Just because your wife came out of a coma?
48:37Our relationship is over
48:38No, no, no
48:39He hasn't woken up yet
48:40It was a false alarm
48:41And when he really wakes up?
48:43That?
48:43Are you going to forget about me?
48:45As if I were a summer fling
48:46Incorrect
48:47I have had several girlfriends on the beach
48:49And I keep sending you a Christmas card for Christmas.
48:51Look, Juan
48:51I need an answer
48:52Here
48:53In front of the trout roe
48:55Who do you really love?
48:57Your wife or me?
48:58Isabel, we are in the middle of a theft.
48:59Why don't we talk about it?
49:00Where should we talk about it?
49:01In the meter room
49:03Oh
49:04How miserable
49:06Isabel, for God's sake
49:07And John
49:09We need reinforcements in wines and spirits
49:11I have a full coat
49:12Isabel
49:13Isabel, please listen to me.
49:14Let me
49:15But they have set it up here
49:17Be careful, there are cameras
49:18And then those videos
49:19They all end up on the Internet
49:20Here it is
49:25What do you want a baby stroller for?
49:27Now you will see
49:28Now, shell
49:30Careful
49:36Don't get cold
49:37My daughter
49:47I am delighted that finally
49:49You have noticed
49:49Of how much you are missed in this company
49:51Don't be fooled by my youthful appearance.
49:53I'm already in need of a replacement.
49:55No
49:55Yes, yes, yes, yes
49:58Genetic blessings aside
50:00I am already 61 years old
50:02Dad, but you are very young.
50:03And besides, your place is in the office.
50:05What are you going to do when you retire?
50:06Hey?
50:06Start playing golf
50:08And I catch you with your father
50:09Hey, I think your friend has fallen asleep.
50:10Maury
50:11Yeah
50:11I'm not going to jaculeo once
50:14Go on
50:15Ah, very good, very good
50:17You have to have hobbies
50:18Iba, that one takes a long time to tell her the matter
50:20Because I'm being a father
50:21And how?
50:22It's that Lucia has something very important to tell you.
50:24But not as important as what Diego has to tell you.
50:26Lucía is not going to work at your company again.
50:29Diego is gay
50:30And she's dating Maury
50:32Dad, calm down.
50:35It is the classic reaction
50:36This is normal
50:37This is no longer the case
50:39Dad, are you okay?
50:41The truth is that no
50:41I have a pain
50:42Here, what?
50:43Another one who has gone into labor
50:46Dad
50:47Dad, I say, for God's sake, I'm taking an ambulance.
50:48Well yeah, fuck
50:49Dad
50:49Dad
50:50Dad
50:52But where are they going with that?
50:54They won't believe it
50:55What's happening?
50:56I can't take my grandson for a walk.
50:57Yes, but cover, read the hoof
50:59We've got it all, haven't we?
51:01No
51:01Emilio is missing
51:03Which dishwasher is best?
51:06Liquid or tablets with active pearls?
51:08This guy is stupid
51:09What are you doing?
51:09It's that I have taken advantage of the purchase
51:11Then Belén tells me that she didn't help out at home.
51:12Well, leave it for another day.
51:14Now we have to go
51:14Well, you explain it to him later, okay?
51:16Or give me a receipt
51:17Come on, Amparo
51:18You on the way out without buying
51:19So I don't pay for the records.
51:21Manuel Carrasco signed them for me.
51:23Hide that!
51:29As soon as the alarm goes off
51:30We left through Charito's box
51:32That she is distracted and doesn't realize
51:33They're going to catch us
51:34If we had fixed this with a levy
51:36Let's see
51:38Attentive
51:39If the alarm does not go off
51:44Of course, because there isn't one.
51:45But if they put those panels there to scare you
51:47Well, come on.
51:49We are going to cross the border
51:51Sorry
52:01Do you mind showing me your coats?
52:03Get out of the way!
52:04You have no obligation
52:05It is totally unconstitutional
52:07That you assume that we are criminals
52:09Without having any proof
52:10Now yes
52:12But before you had no rights
52:14Fuck the coat lining!
52:16And what are they carrying in this stroller?
52:17Oops!
52:20My grandson!
52:21It's been stolen from me!
52:22Oh!
52:23Let's all go find him.
52:24Borja, handsome!
52:25Stay, stay, stay!
52:26Nobody moves here.
52:27Charito, please
52:28Call the police
52:29You call her
52:29And you?
52:30Why didn't your alarm go off?
52:32You have to remove the magnetic label.
52:35Nothing, I knew he could take it the wrong way.
52:42But the man has not become angry
52:44He hasn't had time
52:45Hey, Mauri
52:45Aren't you nervous?
52:46You're supposed to be having me
52:47Yes, but he doesn't answer the phone.
52:49Do you see how he's going to pick up the phone?
52:51If you are in labor
52:51I don't know, maybe they have free hands.
52:53Nothing
52:54I mean, I've been drugged.
52:56I'm going to ask things
52:58Doctor
53:00Don't worry, it was a false alarm.
53:01It's just a hiatal hernia
53:03No, no, no, no
53:04It was a pregnancy
53:05Because I saw the ultrasound
53:06And he had a bass drum
53:07No, no, no
53:07I mean Rafael
53:08Ah, this is the one
53:10Oh, listen.
53:11So are you okay?
53:12Yeah
53:12Can we see him?
53:14Are you conscious?
53:14Yes, yes
53:15Well, you better go.
53:16Hey, wouldn't it be better to give him a little sedative to calm him down?
53:21On the contrary, you can go home.
53:23And if you allow me, the sooner the better.
53:24Because there has been a mass poisoning in a restaurant
53:27Yeah
53:27And we are very short of beds
53:28Okay, thank you very much.
53:29Let's go both of us
53:31No
53:31Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
53:32But what are you doing here?
53:36How is Bea?
53:37Well, I don't know.
53:37He didn't let me pass
53:38Since I am not the father
53:39Of course, penis envy
53:41Penis envy
53:42Mauri, please
53:43Okay, already.
53:44But where is the child?
53:46Weren't you going to give birth?
53:47Yeah
53:47But I have told him about you two.
53:49And he has gone back inside
53:50Beatriz has had contractions without dilation
53:52It usually occurs two weeks before delivery.
53:54This is very normal in primiparous women.
53:56In what?
53:57First-time mothers
53:58They are what we call prodromes of labor
54:01Ah, of course, the prodromes
54:03Well, since you're allowed, I'm going home to sleep it off.
54:07You guys are really clumsy, aren't you?
54:14You have to buy something and leave through the checkout.
54:17This basket is very tacky
54:18Lucía is going to report us, she is going to report us
54:20Sorry, but here is the best of each house
54:23Do you know how much this black label chopper costs?
54:26I have prepared a tasting of infusions for you.
54:28And I have made some peppers stuffed with blood sausage and pine nuts
54:31If you can keep the Tupperware
54:33That closes the gap and is worth a fortune
54:36That's like when your son gives you a toothpick boat.
54:38It is made with a lot of love and that is priceless.
54:41Just in case, I'd sing him a Christmas carol, okay?
54:46That softens a lot
54:47Come on, let's go with the basket up
54:49Careful, careful, careful
54:50Let's see if I destroy it
54:51Careful, careful with the chopper
54:53Damn, what a scare with your father, huh?
54:55And what about me? I've been so depressed about Diego.
54:58Of course, I thought, how is it possible that I see a guy and he doesn't want anything to do with me?
55:02Well, I don't know, why is he gay?
55:03No, because he's caught
55:04Ah
55:04He wants to take it slow, have a serious relationship
55:06And how could I have been so clumsy?
55:08It's that as soon as I go to live with Belén, if I'm not careful, she infects me.
55:11No, if I agree, your place is here.
55:13Hey, hey, hey, I'm listening to you.
55:15Man, my savior
55:19Come in, come in, come in
55:20So, what? How much cash did you make?
55:22In cash, quite a lot
55:23But listen
55:25Yes, yes
55:25Listen, you're going to laugh.
55:27Oh, what a scare!
55:27My father had a heart attack when I told him I was going back to work at the restaurant.
55:31Ah, but then you'll laugh more.
55:32There has been a small problem with the suppliers.
55:35It seems that the food was not top quality.
55:3754 admitted
55:38Yes, but come on, everyone is evolving favorably.
55:41Barbecue sauce, which is not...
55:43Right now there are 7 with reserved prognosis and 39 complaints
55:46And going up
55:47Sorry
55:48Lucia, that is filed away.
55:51The players are overwhelmed
55:53I'm sorry
55:55I just wanted to help you
55:56The concept of the place was good, if I don't know what happened
55:59It's okay, Roberto.
56:00An hour ago I thought my father was going to die of a heart attack.
56:03And I've realized that in life you should only get angry about the things that really matter.
56:07But what is it that this one has it?
56:08And a lot
56:09In the end, you're going to swallow everything that's left over.
56:11From now on I'm going to take life differently.
56:14You'll see
56:14Let's see, but who put that dove there?
56:39Man, he comes to see how the child turned out.
56:42Well, if you only knew how hard it was for us to catch her in the park.
56:44Then we skip like this, like the Olympic Games.
56:47Juan, the jury is coming.
56:48Let's see, let's see, the Virgin Mary sitting here
56:50The Three Wise Men taking out the gifts
56:52And the shepherdesses on their knees adoring the child, eh?
56:54I prefer to worship him standing with the lighter in concert style.
56:57Hey, Dad, what do I do?
56:59You, you try not to love yourself, son.
57:00And join your hands like the first communion
57:02Hey, don't forget that it's a time of joy and happiness.
57:05Let us see you smile
57:07Yes, with the desire I have to smile knowing that my lover is a bastard
57:12Andrés is going to hear you.
57:13Ah, on top of that you're a coward
57:15Of course you have it all.
57:16Don't worry, I'm already brave for both of us.
57:19Andrew
57:20Yeah?
57:20Do you want to know something?
57:21Are you crazy? What are you doing?
57:23What's happening?
57:24Nothing, Juan and I are having a relationship.
57:26But don't worry because when Paloma wakes up, we'll leave it
57:29Information bomb
57:31This is an announcement and not that of the angel
57:33It's not that big a deal, there hasn't been sex.
57:35We tried it once, in a hotel
57:37But you came along and ruined it for us.
57:39Andrés, I completely understand how you feel now.
57:42But I believe that the friendship that unites us will help us overcome it.
57:45Because deep down I'm glad it's you
57:47I'm glad I have you at hand
57:49Son of a bitch!
57:51Come to you!
57:52Come to you!
57:54Hey, give me a camera, give me a camera!
57:56Leave my brother alone, it's not his fault.
57:59It's your wife who goes to the march
58:01You'll see how beautiful the 21st montage is.
58:03This is more than a community, it is a big family.
58:06But what's going on here?
58:08Eh, no, no, nothing
58:11He has come to march now to bring a gift
58:12And he has taken another one because his wife, who is the Virgin
58:15He has cheated on her with Saint Joseph
58:16But come on, we separate it and it becomes a very nice picture, eh?
58:19A little please, the jury is here.
58:21This must be a revisitation of the nativity
58:24Based on the apocryphal gospels
58:27And appropriate to the social reality of the moment
58:29Me telling you all my suspicions
58:32And it was you who was acting as a friend
58:34Judas!
58:35Come on, they are all biblical themes.
58:37No, I already said it.
58:39This has no historical rigor.
58:41Andrés, for God's sake, we are setting a bad example.
58:43Dad, a Gandalf-style savior
58:46Some horns on the building
58:49And we didn't even realize it
58:51Radiopatio can't cope.
58:53We need to hire some interns.
58:55And we didn't even realize it
58:55To sing a little more
58:58And we didn't even realize it
58:58Te pressing zámen
59:00How Jesus?
59:00How Jesus?
59:01How Jesus?
59:02No, Jesus
59:02I can be an ear
59:03The 도hun
59:06A tule
59:07A tule
59:07A tule
59:08A tule
59:10A tule
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