Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x03 - Erase un matrimonio de conveniencia - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Vicenta reúne en su casa a todos los vecinos para comunicarles que va a realizar un matrimonio de conveniencia con un cubano a cambio de dinero. Los vecinos siguen sus pasos y se organizan cinco bodas al mismo tiempo. Entretanto, Roberto, instalado en el ático y sin dinero, convencido por José Miguel, empieza a atracar por las noches la nevera de Lucía. Cuando Lucía lo descubre piensa que es Alicia que tiene problemas con la comida, pero ésta piensa lo mismo de Lucía. Carlos decide que su fracaso con las mujeres es debido a que en realidad es gay. Así que acude a Mauri para que le enseñe como ser un gay.

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00:00:00Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here!

00:00:24Budget number one, from now on, the expensive one, has the advantage that the elevator interior is beautiful, glass, and lots of light comes in, but it has the downside: you can see your neighbors, and you can't even take advantage of the ride to remove a pimple because they'll comment on it later.

00:00:43And budget number two, well, it's cheaper, but it has the drawback that it's ugly. It matches the building, but it's depressing. How do you see it?

00:00:51Yes, yes.

00:00:51Yes, yes, what?

00:00:54I don't know, I was thinking about the parents' meeting tomorrow.

00:00:58But look at the prices, if that wasn't all, there isn't that much of a difference either.

00:01:01Well, no, not really. Well, you can always try to negotiate.

00:01:05Well, that's certainly true, of course.

00:01:10Mr. John.

00:01:11But hey, Emilio, where have you been? The vice president and I are discussing vital issues for our community and your unknown landing place.

00:01:18Look, here I have a copy upstairs and you tell me.

00:01:21I'll tell you.

00:01:21If I come from the university, Mr. Juan, and I have enrolled in teaching, I will follow in your footsteps.

00:01:26Of course, Emilio.

00:01:27Teaching is the most beautiful occupation there is.

00:01:30Transmit knowledge, train new generations.

00:01:33There, there, there. I see that's what's my thing.

00:01:34In Ancient Greece, teachers were the most highly regarded people.

00:01:38That has changed a little bit now.

00:01:40They give us two cents, but it's still a precious occupation.

00:01:44When a student manages to do his first square root.

00:01:46That moment cannot be described with words, Emilio.

00:01:51Oops, oops, oops. It must be like a teacher's orgasm, right?

00:01:54Even better.

00:01:55Orgasms fade, Emilio, but knowledge remains.

00:01:58Well, well, well. How much wisdom does this man have?

00:02:05But he speaks better than Valdano.

00:02:07How strong.

00:02:08Look at the hair.

00:02:09Like a spike.

00:02:10Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:13Not here, not here.

00:02:15Every day is like this.

00:02:17I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:02:20I was just looking for some peace.

00:02:22I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:24Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:26Not here, not here.

00:02:28No, no, no.

00:02:29Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:31Not here, not here.

00:02:32No no.

00:02:33House on top does not collapse.

00:02:35I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:02:38The neighbors visit me and listen.

00:02:40I can't stand this place.

00:02:42He's a neighbor, all my neighbors have him.

00:02:44If not, come to my cousin.

00:02:45Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I want you on top of me.

00:02:47Where clowns cry, thieves, they steal from us.

00:02:49And the stones become something that needs to be told.

00:02:52Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:02:56Me in an earthquake.

00:02:58And a mouthful.

00:02:59Yeah.

00:03:01If you will have this ladder.

00:03:05Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:08Not here, not here.

00:03:10Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:12Here, here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:26Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:28You've never been here before, have you?

00:03:33No.

00:03:34What do you think of our house?

00:03:35Well, it has charm.

00:03:37Tell the truth, damn it.

00:03:39What a disgustingly ugly thing she is?

00:03:40Well, that's what I'm saying, it has the charm of being depressing.

00:03:43Look, that paper is older than us.

00:03:45This can't be, huh?

00:03:46Here the meetings are called only by the president.

00:03:48If it's not a board.

00:03:50It's that Vicenda wants to tell us I don't know what.

00:03:52Well, don't tell it, where is it?

00:03:54He's been in the bathroom all morning.

00:03:55Anything can come out of that.

00:03:57Well, there's no hurry either?

00:03:58You, you disgrace, give me one of those midnight snacks.

00:04:01And what is this man doing here if he is not the owner?

00:04:03Yeah, but since nobody told me anything...

00:04:05Wow!

00:04:07Boy, how he's painted himself.

00:04:08She looks like Heidi with sunstroke.

00:04:10Well, are you all here?

00:04:12Half an hour ago, Vicenta, pretty.

00:04:13What's happening?

00:04:14Don't swallow us up in this non-life.

00:04:16Well, I want to give you all some very important news.

00:04:19Am I getting married?

00:04:22Well, yes, it is important.

00:04:23It's almost miraculous.

00:04:25Jesus must have told you that so you would buy the coupon.

00:04:27But you don't have to take it literally, Vicenta.

00:04:30It's not Jesus.

00:04:31You don't know him.

00:04:33But you're going to meet him right now.

00:04:35Why did I meet him?

00:04:37Vicenta has not introduced her boyfriend.

00:04:39This is a historic moment.

00:04:40But who has he met?

00:04:42I don't know, anyone.

00:04:43If she talks to everyone.

00:04:45I'm betting on a depressed widower.

00:04:47Me too, otherwise it can't be explained.

00:04:49I don't rule out the coupon guy.

00:04:51Poor thing, don't look at it.

00:04:52And you, what?

00:04:52I'm not laughing at this, please.

00:04:57Nestor, meet my neighbors.

00:05:01Hello, how are you?

00:05:03Nestor wants us to get married right away.

00:05:05TRUE?

00:05:06I've already told everyone that they're invited.

00:05:09Yeah.

00:05:10Vicenta, can we talk for a moment alone?

00:05:12Yes of course.

00:05:14We'll be right back, okay?

00:05:15Don't go.

00:05:19Hey, he's handsome.

00:05:21This lady has entered the folklore club through the front door.

00:05:23My love, I told you that we better keep this a secret.

00:05:26But how could I not tell my neighbors?

00:05:28They are like my family.

00:05:29Yes, but an intimate ceremony is more beautiful, something quick and heartfelt.

00:05:33For the church?

00:05:34Of course.

00:05:35Yes, I already have the cure.

00:05:36I already have everything.

00:05:37Tomorrow we're getting married.

00:05:38Tomorrow.

00:05:39But what if there's no time to organize everything?

00:05:41I'll take care of it, honey.

00:05:43Trust me, don't worry.

00:05:45I'll come back later with the father so you can meet him.

00:05:47Okay?

00:05:47Ok.

00:05:53Yes, yes, yes.

00:05:54Hey, what...

00:05:55Well, what do you think of my boy?

00:06:01He's nice, isn't he?

00:06:02Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:06:03They seem like very good people, yes.

00:06:05He's the Latin lover type, like me.

00:06:07Just out of curiosity, how did you find out about her?

00:06:09It was very romantic.

00:06:11He came up to me and said, I'm Cuban and you look single.

00:06:15Will you marry me?

00:06:16Yes, we're going to get your lifelong crush.

00:06:19Vicenta, have you heard of marriages of convenience?

00:06:21What's that?

00:06:22What this man wants is to fix his papers and obtain residency in Spain.

00:06:26And as soon as he marries you, you'll never see him again.

00:06:29I know.

00:06:30What do you think?

00:06:30That I'm stupid.

00:06:31And why do you marry him?

00:06:33Because I'm really excited about it.

00:06:35Marisa, weren't you happy on your wedding day?

00:06:36I do, but the next morning things look different.

00:06:40All my life I've wanted to get married.

00:06:42And now that I thought I was done, this guy shows up.

00:06:45What does it matter if it's for self-interest?

00:06:47I want to know what it feels like.

00:06:48I want a wedding dress, photos, rice when we go out.

00:06:52And this illusion is mine and none of you can take it away from me.

00:06:55Vicenta, who is taking a risk.

00:06:57If they catch her it's a crime.

00:06:58But I'm not doing anything wrong, on the contrary.

00:07:00I help Nestor.

00:07:01But he doesn't give you anything in return?

00:07:03Of course, your love.

00:07:06Oh, and 5,000 euros, of course, what is paid in these cases.

00:07:10How much did he say he was going to give you?

00:07:125,000 euros?

00:07:13And she looked stupid.

00:07:15She's a babe, for a while.

00:07:17No, man, no.

00:07:18How am I going to rent this riding school to you?

00:07:20Roll up, it's a common area.

00:07:21Yes, but I rented it, emancipate yourself.

00:07:23Okay, I'll rent it to you by the hour, I know you're broke.

00:07:25Roberto, the food.

00:07:26No, please.

00:07:27More pickled mussels, no.

00:07:29Hey, man, I can't take any more of your stuff.

00:07:31My aunt has even counted the coffee beans.

00:07:33Are you that short of money?

00:07:35Living alone is very expensive.

00:07:36Do you know how much that washing machine cost me?

00:07:37I'm on a limb.

00:07:38Well, ask your parents for money, that's what they're there for.

00:07:40No, no, no, no, I'll pass. If they don't know yet, I've broken up with Lucía.

00:07:43I have to get to work on something, or I don't know,

00:07:45to make caricatures of foreigners on the street, whatever.

00:07:48Hey, Roberto, you have the keys to the third floor, right?

00:07:50Yeah.

00:07:50Well, go down and get the fridge for Lucía.

00:07:53But how am I going to do that?

00:07:54It's pathetic.

00:07:59Quick, eh, I don't know where these are.

00:08:03You have to jump a little bit of everything, so that it doesn't sing.

00:08:05Mother, but if this is paradise, why did you break up with her?

00:08:08It's that Lucía buys at a prepared food store that you don't see.

00:08:11Look, this is sushi, you'll see how it is.

00:08:13Look, natural prebiotic food, this is a must-try.

00:08:16Hey, what is this green stuff?

00:08:17Guacamole, it's so hot, get it, get it.

00:08:19Come on, let's go, okay?

00:08:20No, no wait, without Nacho I'm a prize.

00:08:21Oh yeah, grab the chocolate chip cookies, they're right there.

00:08:23No no.

00:08:24Wait.

00:08:25No, no, to the mother.

00:08:31Mommy, what's wrong?

00:08:35Can you believe they told me at the casting that I can't pass the inferia because I'm fat?

00:08:39If I have a 38...

00:08:40But Alicia, I'm not doing you any good, if people are obsessed with the stick woman.

00:08:44But real women have curves.

00:08:46How funny, you don't live off your image.

00:08:48Can you afford to be chubby?

00:08:49Hey, sorry, but I also use a 38.

00:08:51You're kidding, aren't you?

00:08:54That's a fixed 40.

00:08:55What do you want?

00:08:56Should I take them off?

00:08:57No, I'm going to take mine off now to see if they fit you.

00:08:59The thing is, I'm shorter.

00:09:01But I deceive.

00:09:02You try, but it doesn't work.

00:09:10We peeked in for a moment.

00:09:12Pull, damn it, pull.

00:09:13Strip.

00:09:15Strip.

00:09:16Strip.

00:09:17Strip.

00:09:18Strip.

00:09:19Strip.

00:09:20Strip.

00:09:21You see?

00:09:23They fit me perfectly.

00:09:24Yes, but at some point you'll have to breathe.

00:09:27Lucia, accept them and nothing will happen.

00:09:29We don't play in the same league.

00:09:30I live from my body.

00:09:31No, sorry.

00:09:31You live off my checking account.

00:09:35We need to talk.

00:09:36Again?

00:09:37Carlos, what part of the sentence?

00:09:38What we give as friends you have not understood.

00:09:40No, no, no, no, no.

00:09:41That's not it.

00:09:41What an obsession.

00:09:42No, it's just that I've found the answer to the great paradox of my life.

00:09:45Why am I not successful with women if I am handsome and have money?

00:09:48Me, me, me.

00:09:49I.

00:09:49It doesn't matter, it's a rhetorical question.

00:09:50You're going to answer it, right?

00:09:51Well, my love life was a failure because I'm actually gay.

00:09:55Ah.

00:09:56That?

00:09:56How do you see it?

00:09:58Carlos, you are not homosexual.

00:09:59No?

00:09:59Then we can go back.

00:10:00The truth is that I do see you as a bit of a flair, huh?

00:10:03Right?

00:10:04Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:10:05I see possibilities, it shows promise.

00:10:07I understand that there are gays on this staircase.

00:10:09Mauri, first B, charming.

00:10:11Mauri, very good.

00:10:12Well, I'm going to introduce myself.

00:10:13I need someone to introduce me to the gay scene a little.

00:10:16There's a new Carlos, girls.

00:10:17I've come out of the closet.

00:10:20And we will do it as soon as they let us.

00:10:22Now he's playing gay to pick her up.

00:10:24It's that he caught it.

00:10:25I don't know what happens with your exes, they all end up a little crazy.

00:10:28Yeah.

00:10:29Well, Roberto improved a lot with me, let's say.

00:10:31You should have known him when we started.

00:10:33You were worse before.

00:10:35No, fuck, leave the guacamole alone, man, I'm the one who's starving.

00:10:38Hey, Alice.

00:10:40Did you take the sushi tray that was here?

00:10:42I don't.

00:10:49And how have you noticed that Vicenta may be having brain problems?

00:10:53Nothing, small details.

00:10:54How to marry someone 35 years younger than her.

00:10:58She's capable of changing her will and leaving everything to the Cuban.

00:11:02If you sign it, it's a little piece of paper that's a little bit over there, just in case.

00:11:05Ladies, I just can't do that.

00:11:07I am a veterinarian.

00:11:08Well, you've heard us more than the insurance doctor.

00:11:11Woman, what does it cost you?

00:11:12If it's just a little signature.

00:11:15What did these want?

00:11:16I think we should move before we have the baby.

00:11:18This is not the best environment for him to grow.

00:11:20Oh no!

00:11:21Is it there again?

00:11:22No, leave me there, leave me there.

00:11:27Hello.

00:11:28I'm Carlos.

00:11:29Do you remember me?

00:11:30I'm Lucía's ex, Belén's ex.

00:11:32Oh, right!

00:11:33How are you?

00:11:34What can I do for you?

00:11:36It's that I'm gay.

00:11:38Ah.

00:11:39Nothing, well congratulations.

00:11:41Enjoy it in good health.

00:11:42Thank you so much.

00:11:42Can I come in for a second?

00:11:43Look, you see, I'm just starting out and I'm feeling a little green.

00:11:51And the girls told me that you had a lot of experience with this whole being gay thing.

00:11:55Yes, I am a black belt.

00:11:56Good.

00:11:56So, if you could give me some advice, tell me where I can meet people, meet locals, recommend a book, a movie...

00:12:03Cologne brands.

00:12:04This is...

00:12:04Yes of course.

00:12:05That is, the medical manual.

00:12:06Look, Carlos, being gay is not a title.

00:12:08It's not like getting a library card, you know?

00:12:11It is a sexual option.

00:12:14Option.

00:12:15First of all, do you like men?

00:12:17But?

00:12:18Yes, I am gay.

00:12:18Because that's the first thing you have to be clear about.

00:12:21Well, then...

00:12:21No, careful, don't get confused, okay?

00:12:23No, no, no, no.

00:12:24Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:12:25I thought that among gays we were more aggressive, since we are so promiscuous.

00:12:28Please, let's not start with the clichés.

00:12:30There is everything, like everywhere.

00:12:31Hey, how am I doing with my pen?

00:12:33Good, very good.

00:12:34Look, I'll give you the address of the place.

00:12:35Tonight you go, you have a drink, you start to notice, you take notes.

00:12:39Yeah.

00:12:39Whatever you want, thirty-nine.

00:12:41Take.

00:12:41Okay, hey, thanks so much, Mauri.

00:12:43You don't know how grateful I am.

00:12:45I'm going tonight and I'll tell you.

00:12:46Come on, let's learn.

00:12:48I started squash late and was runner-up in the Spanish Junior Championship.

00:12:54Jedi Master, you have a student, you are going to lead him to the dark side.

00:12:57But have you put a sign on the balcony that says Gay Academy, intensive courses?

00:13:01No, but you're really good at it, you could make some money.

00:13:03Well yes, because the closets are being emptied at a rapid rate.

00:13:06The thing is, everything comes out.

00:13:11Andrés, I came to tell you that I'm getting married.

00:13:18Oh yes, Isabel already told me about it.

00:13:20Congratulations, huh?

00:13:21What great news!

00:13:22So our project of being lovers, for now we must forget it.

00:13:26It's a shame, isn't it?

00:13:27No, no way.

00:13:28I mean, yes.

00:13:29It's a shame, but oh well, what can you do?

00:13:32You can't compete against a Cuban.

00:13:34Actually, mine is a marriage of convenience.

00:13:37But I believe that love will emerge over time.

00:13:39Of course.

00:13:41As soon as you are known, there is no choice but to love you.

00:13:44Thank you for your understanding.

00:13:46You are a sweetheart.

00:13:53Damn, blessed Cuban who saved me from what he did.

00:13:57Mom, Dad has finally gotten rid of Vicenta.

00:14:02Mother.

00:14:02Yes, yes, thank goodness, because when someone falls so madly in love with you, it's a pain.

00:14:12What's wrong with her? She's acting really weird.

00:14:14What's wrong with him?

00:14:15Children, it seems to me that your mother is cheating on me with another man, some vulture who has taken advantage of my absence.

00:14:21What do you say, dad?

00:14:22Yes, I believe it.

00:14:23Do you want us to do some research?

00:14:24No, Alex, thank you very much, I'll find him myself.

00:14:275,000 euros, 5,000 euros for signing a little piece of paper, that's a steal.

00:14:31And on top of that you're doing someone a favor.

00:14:33Yes, but you're getting married, I don't see that.

00:14:35It's that I'm not unhappy.

00:14:36That's not right, Dad.

00:14:38It's assumed that when you get married, you marry for love, marriage is a very beautiful thing.

00:14:41Yes, darling, ask your mother.

00:14:43But it's 5,000 euros, they give you almost a kilo just like that for free.

00:14:46I was getting married, but headfirst.

00:14:48Hey, how will that work? Will we have to write it down somewhere?

00:14:51Yes, Dad, you're going to the marriage of convenience office with two photos and Ney's.

00:14:55Ask Vicenta's girlfriend, who comes with the priest.

00:14:57Lester!

00:15:00Man, Father Miguel, don't tell me he's going to marry you.

00:15:03Yes, and I would appreciate it if no neighbors from this building were present.

00:15:07More than anything to avoid unnecessary disasters.

00:15:09Hey, how's this thing about marriages of convenience going?

00:15:13Say it louder!

00:15:15What's up? Are you interested too?

00:15:16Because I know a lot of women who are crazy about looking for a Spaniard to marry.

00:15:19Well, here you have gold.

00:15:20Two.

00:15:21But are the giants good?

00:15:22For the wedding photo, more than anything.

00:15:24Dad, how are you going to get married if you're already married?

00:15:26But that's it, those papers were lost a long time ago and everything is there.

00:15:29Look, if you get into trouble, I don't want to know anything, okay?

00:15:31You've been warned.

00:15:33The boy, who turned out to be romantic.

00:15:35Don't pay attention to them, they're going to help people who need it.

00:15:37And it's very simple, the couple gets organized, the father marries them in ten minutes.

00:15:41They collect the money and then you go to the civil registry for the family record book.

00:15:44And that's it, your wife now has residency.

00:15:46And you have some snatches, right?

00:15:47Please, I do it to help the underprivileged.

00:15:51The 5% commission is to finance my second album.

00:15:55The first one, in truth, has not sold very well.

00:15:57The thing is, the singer-songwriter thing is complicated.

00:15:59Ah, but my new single, Omili, Omili, is going to be a big hit.

00:16:03Yes, it's more danceable.

00:16:05It sounds like a Bismal song, but come on, it's just a coincidence, right?

00:16:08Furthermore, plagiarism lawsuits are almost never successful.

00:16:11Come on, Father, don't get carried away, Vicenta is waiting for us.

00:16:13I'm going to make a couple of calls and then we'll talk, okay?

00:16:15Ok, ok.

00:16:16Paco, damn, we're getting married, I'm telling you.

00:16:19How nervous!

00:16:20Now we just need to know who with.

00:16:21Hello, Juan.

00:16:29Hello, Isabel, how are you?

00:16:30Very good.

00:16:31Have you decided yet?

00:16:33About what?

00:16:34Ah, elevator budgets, yes, I'm working on it.

00:16:36I made a couple of calls to give them a little bit of a shout.

00:16:38Hey, do you want me to help you?

00:16:39No, no, no, no, no, that's true.

00:16:40Oops, your neck has fallen off.

00:16:41Yes, but I'll put it now.

00:16:43I'm sorry I hurt you.

00:16:44No, it's noticeable that it's from today.

00:16:45Are you doing the collection?

00:16:47Yes, yes, it just came out.

00:16:49Build your own nuclear submarine.

00:16:51In the first issue, in addition to the deck machine guns, you are given the periscope.

00:16:55Ah, how entertaining.

00:16:57Yeah.

00:16:58No?

00:16:58Yeah.

00:17:04And then the submarine floats?

00:17:06Well, it's to dress up a shelf, actually.

00:17:08Juan, what are you doing?

00:17:09And we're going to put in a good elevator, Isabel, because if not, cheap things end up being expensive, you know?

00:17:14Very well, I certainly agree as vice president.

00:17:18Very well, that's it.

00:17:19Where are you going with that?

00:17:22I'm taking the periscope.

00:17:26Bye bye.

00:17:33Well, that's it, let's rest, Vicenta, because tomorrow is the big day.

00:17:39Marrying my sister is a real challenge, but it also has to cost you money.

00:17:43Marisa, you're jealous.

00:17:44Father, this seems terrible to me.

00:17:46My husband and I, before getting married, were engaged for ten years.

00:17:51Of course, the man had to think about it a lot.

00:17:54So, the wedding will be grand, right, Nestor?

00:17:57Of course, my love.

00:17:59See you tomorrow.

00:18:00A little kiss.

00:18:00Goodbye, darling, I'm very happy.

00:18:05But this lady knows it's a marriage of convenience.

00:18:08Yes, Father, of course.

00:18:09I've explained everything to him, but his film is already made and I don't want to take away his excitement.

00:18:13Hello, how are the preparations going?

00:18:15Hello, you're Mauri, right?

00:18:17Yeah.

00:18:17Vicenta has told me a lot about you.

00:18:18No wonder, those ladies' favorite sport is looking out my window.

00:18:22Are you dating anyone now?

00:18:24Because you've been told to ask me.

00:18:25No, no, sorry.

00:18:27It was in case you felt like having a drink tonight.

00:18:30Yes, yes, of course.

00:18:33Sure?

00:18:33Yeah.

00:18:34Sorry if that was a bit abrupt.

00:18:35No, yes, you caught me a little off guard, but I wasn't expecting it and...

00:18:43I feel like I'm a little over the top, don't I?

00:18:50Okay.

00:18:55At ten, at ten o'clock at my house, here.

00:18:57Well, not here, behind.

00:18:58So, this is the door, in the back.

00:19:00Yes, I understood.

00:19:01At ten o'clock.

00:19:02I'll be here.

00:19:03Well, see you.

00:19:04Look, the new gel you bought, what brand is it?

00:19:17Honey, what are you doing?

00:19:18Getting ready for the next Olympics?

00:19:20I found a job as a waitress in an American restaurant.

00:19:23But you have to know how to skate.

00:19:24Well, you can give raincoats to customers, but only when they bring them coffee.

00:19:27Well, what do you want?

00:19:28What do you want?

00:19:29What's the best thing I've found?

00:19:31We'll have to practice, right?

00:19:32What did you buy?

00:19:33So what are you going to do?

00:19:34The course books, which I have nine subjects not counting the electives.

00:19:37Emilio, but photocopy them, we're broke.

00:19:40That are second hand.

00:19:41I bought them underlined to save on markers.

00:19:44Belén, don't be an agony to me, okay?

00:19:45No, not agony.

00:19:46I have eighty euros left in the bank.

00:19:47Eighty?

00:19:48Well, I'm going to leave twenty, I still have to buy the backpack.

00:19:50Yes of course.

00:19:52Son, meet your future mother.

00:19:55Hey?

00:19:56Her name is Reglana, but I call her Betty.

00:19:59This is Emilio, my son.

00:20:01My baby.

00:20:03And to Belén, the girlfriend, Ozgib.

00:20:06The truth is I don't know if he speaks English.

00:20:08No, even if I spoke it I wouldn't understand it, right?

00:20:10Hey, it's Belana, only one moment, okay?

00:20:13Hey, Belén, come on, show him the house.

00:20:15Show him the house.

00:20:16Yes, damn it, I'm going to talk to my father.

00:20:19Hey, this is the kitchen.

00:20:21The kitchen is full of things, the many things.

00:20:24Dad, what are you up to?

00:20:25That you are already married.

00:20:26Yes, but this time it's for love.

00:20:28Mariano, that's called bigamy.

00:20:30Well, I don't know what it means, but it sounds really good.

00:20:33But he presented it honestly, don't tell me it's not good.

00:20:36No, yes, it's good for a while, but...

00:20:38Son, for God's sake, she's your mother, don't even touch mom.

00:20:41But don't you see that this is pathetic?

00:20:42He seems to be Julio Iglesias's father, he wants to marry you for the papers.

00:20:45No, in the eastern countries, guys like me, we kill.

00:20:48And I respond to the lifelong teen lover.

00:20:51Besides, I can tell he wants me.

00:20:52Dad, nobody wants you.

00:20:54Even mom left you for someone else.

00:20:55You don't have a low bar, it's just that you've dropped it to the ground.

00:20:57Well, I'm going to tell you something.

00:20:58There are very few men my age who have a dog.

00:21:01Emilio, Emilio, what do I do?

00:21:03Should I take her to the bedroom?

00:21:04Why do you have to be wondering what these idiots are doing showing me the clothesline on roller skates?

00:21:07No, no, no, we're already leaving, we have to get to know each other.

00:21:11Go ahead and darling, I'll buy you a Bermuda short on tap.

00:21:13Dad, I'll call Mom here and tell you everything.

00:21:15Well, take her, just like you are the godmother.

00:21:18My son, life is beautiful.

00:21:19I'm marrying a potential model and she's paying me 5,000 euros on top of that.

00:21:24Come on.

00:21:25Bye bye.

00:21:26Even her voice is beautiful.

00:21:28Do they pay 5,000 euros to marry a foreigner?

00:21:34How is the world?

00:21:35They are already selling even the sacrament.

00:21:36Who should we talk to?

00:21:37What do you say?

00:21:39If you're going to kill yourself and everything with that...

00:21:42So, four days of watching the movie at home and you don't say anything to me?

00:21:44Do I have to pay the surcharge again?

00:21:45Well, it slipped my mind.

00:21:47José Miguel, look, this is Zahida, my future wife.

00:21:50Nestor introduced us.

00:21:51How are you?

00:21:52Juan Cuesta, president of the community.

00:21:54But Paco, you're getting married too.

00:21:55Yes, Mariano Vicente and I are going to have a joint ceremony.

00:21:59Here it is, the wedding list.

00:22:00But what wedding list or what...?

00:22:02This is corruption, man.

00:22:03Taking advantage of loopholes in our legal system to profit shamelessly.

00:22:06And what do you think?

00:22:07Is it nice for me to have to go through this to get residency?

00:22:10I'm going to tell you about the two years I've been in Spain.

00:22:13Without papers, with fear in their bodies.

00:22:15Working a thousand hours earning a pittance.

00:22:17And without having the right to anything.

00:22:18Well, it's another point of view.

00:22:20No doubt about it, huh?

00:22:21That the...

00:22:21He comes to speak Spanish, huh?

00:22:23Well, here, the surcharge.

00:22:24Keep the return.

00:22:25Come on, man, my commission.

00:22:30Let's see, or command.

00:22:32Well, Paco, then we'll see each other tomorrow, right?

00:22:34Yes, come on, see you tomorrow.

00:22:38Wow, have you seen how clever she is, man?

00:22:40I think I'm falling in love.

00:22:42But what are you saying, dude, that she's pregnant?

00:22:44Yes, eight months.

00:22:45Although it would be nice to have a child.

00:22:47But, Paco, don't get lost, you're doing this for money.

00:22:50Don't you remember?

00:22:51But what are you saying, man?

00:22:51How am I going to charge you?

00:22:52No, no, no, the money is for the child.

00:22:54Fuck.

00:22:58Man!

00:22:59The single woman gave the building, how about it?

00:23:01Well, a little worried, to be honest.

00:23:03What's happening?

00:23:04It's Alicia, who I think has a problem with food.

00:23:07Oh yeah?

00:23:07Yeah, man, he doesn't usually eat much.

00:23:10But I think she has night attacks, turns purple and then denies everything.

00:23:13Well, she ate a tray of dirt this big, she told me it wasn't her.

00:23:17Poor thing, anxiety.

00:23:19The same thing happened to a friend of my mother and she had to go to a psychologist.

00:23:22And on top of that, it never happened and they told her she was fat.

00:23:25Well, you'll have to keep an eye on her a bit.

00:23:27Hey, are you okay, right?

00:23:28You don't miss me or anything.

00:23:30I?

00:23:31So much, darling.

00:23:32But I fight every day with all my strength to continue living.

00:23:35No, I don't miss you either.

00:23:38That's why I asked you.

00:23:39So you don't suffer.

00:23:45But how are you going to marry someone else, Belén, if I'm your boyfriend?

00:23:48Oh, Emilio, that doesn't mean anything.

00:23:50It's like I'm an actress and I say, yes, I want it, boom, 5,000 euros.

00:23:55But do you know how many months we can live with that money?

00:23:58No, you're not getting married and you're not getting married.

00:24:00I don't give you permission and that's it.

00:24:03I've already called Nestor and he's going to introduce me to a friend of his.

00:24:06Ah, yes, I like it when you consult me on things, when you count on me.

00:24:09Emilio, we need the money and at the same time we can help someone sort out their paperwork, that's all.

00:24:14What do you think? That I'm going to sleep with him? No, no.

00:24:16Man, I can imagine, that will have an extra charge.

00:24:18What's wrong? Don't you trust me?

00:24:21Emilio, I have my feelings very clear, okay?

00:24:27Hello.

00:24:29Fuck.

00:24:30This is my friend Ivan, the boy I told you about.

00:24:32Nothing, just in case you wanted to get to know each other a little bit so things wouldn't be so cold tomorrow.

00:24:35Yes, of course, of course, come in.

00:24:40I'm Emilio, the bride's boyfriend, so there won't be any unnecessary trouble or violence and all that stuff later, okay?

00:24:45Well, take good care of it for me tomorrow, okay, pichelín?

00:24:48What are you saying, asshole?

00:24:49Emilio, please.

00:24:50It's a little joke to relax us a little.

00:24:52Calm down, brother.

00:24:53Well, I'm relaxed, you can't tell that I'm relaxed.

00:24:55Look, maybe we'll see each other at the ceremony.

00:24:57The important thing was to get to know each other so that tomorrow we wouldn't make the wrong choice of partner.

00:25:00But how many weddings are there?

00:25:01Five and counting.

00:25:02This community is like Las Vegas.

00:25:05Well, bye.

00:25:05Bye.

00:25:06Belén, I will always be very grateful for what you are doing for me.

00:25:12No, but you don't need to thank me.

00:25:13Come on, get out, it's bad luck, the bride will see.

00:25:15See you tomorrow.

00:25:18Do you see it?

00:25:19We are all very clear about what this is about.

00:25:21No problem.

00:25:22Police, look, I have located an undocumented immigrant.

00:25:25Emilio, don't be childish, man.

00:25:28What do you think?

00:25:29What did I like?

00:25:30Of course, damn, even I liked it.

00:25:31Belén, this has to be stopped, this is a potential dinosaur.

00:25:33Emilio, we do this for the money.

00:25:35Are you thinking about your university?

00:25:36Sure, you just want to sleep with him while I'm in class.

00:25:38Oh my God!

00:25:43Emilio, I love you.

00:25:44You get married and he leaves, right?

00:25:45Yeah.

00:25:46Look, if not, this is going to be five weddings and a funeral, huh?

00:25:48It's true, said five.

00:25:51Vicenta, Paco, your father, me.

00:25:54What is the fifth?

00:25:56Well, this is outrageous, Nieves.

00:25:59It turns out that Vicenta isn't the only one who's getting married for money, right?

00:26:02Mariano is with a Russian guitarist.

00:26:04Paco with a Moroccan woman.

00:26:05And even Belén has taken up the matter with another Cuban.

00:26:07Hi there.

00:26:08I don't know if we've all gone crazy or...

00:26:10Did you see who it is?

00:26:12It's Memet, an Albanian from Tirana, for more information.

00:26:15Yes, Enimir.

00:26:16Hey?

00:26:17Neves you too?

00:26:18No no.

00:26:19If he's not going to be your brother-in-law.

00:26:20He's going to be your son-in-law.

00:26:21Oh ok.

00:26:23Hey?

00:26:23I'm getting married, dad.

00:26:25Yes, Jose.

00:26:25The girl who is doing her thing, you talk to her.

00:26:28Because he doesn't listen to me.

00:26:29Since I'm not his mother...

00:26:31My daughter, can you come talk to me in the bedroom for a moment?

00:26:33Don't worry, if I sell myself I'll speak Spanish.

00:26:35Isn't it very rich?

00:26:36Delicious.

00:26:37But hey, daughter, you who want to kill, gave me a shock before the first evaluation.

00:26:41Well, since we're doing business, José Miguel should get married too.

00:26:43I've already done my research, but I can't do it until I'm 16.

00:26:46Dad, I don't get along with Nieves.

00:26:48I need money to leave home and for this they give me 5,000 euros.

00:26:50No, it's all my fault.

00:26:52Am I going to pack my suitcase?

00:26:54Nieves, stay still.

00:26:55It's not your fault.

00:26:56Of course not.

00:26:57If that's what I say.

00:26:58What's happening here is that these children are out of control.

00:27:01Hey, I'm 18, I know what I'm doing.

00:27:03Wrong, you don't know what you're doing.

00:27:04Because you're going to marry a person you don't know at all.

00:27:06What do we know about him?

00:27:07Maybe he's a hitman for an eastern mafia.

00:27:10Or he's in a gang that steals luxury cars.

00:27:12Well, don't worry, your car is safe.

00:27:13What if he kidnaps us and demands a ransom for us?

00:27:16Cones anesthetize and traffic with our kidneys.

00:27:18Does that pay well?

00:27:19José Miguel, please.

00:27:21Dad, you're a paranoid xenophobe.

00:27:23No, no, no.

00:27:23I do not discriminate against anyone, neither by race nor by social class.

00:27:26I value culture.

00:27:28I am neither racist nor classist.

00:27:29No, you're a bodybuilder.

00:27:31Exactly.

00:27:32To your room, punish!

00:27:33Don't shout, Mehmet will get a bad impression of us.

00:27:37My daughter, but you know what your mother would say if she found out about this.

00:27:39I wouldn't say anything.

00:27:40She'd be delighted to get out of my sight.

00:27:42And that's what's going to happen tomorrow, as soon as I have my 5,000 euros.

00:27:45Okay, okay, you get married.

00:27:46You want to leave home and you're going to get there.

00:27:47You're going to jail.

00:27:48Because it's a crime and you're of legal age, Natalia.

00:27:51Juan, the girl is leaving and leaving Mehmet here for us.

00:27:54It's true that you don't lose a daughter, you gain a son.

00:27:58This wedding has to be stopped no matter what, Juan.

00:28:00We can't amputate a limb from this family.

00:28:03Be quiet!

00:28:07Well, how did you get to Spain?

00:28:08Because leaving Cuba shouldn't be easy.

00:28:10I came with a music group.

00:28:12Musician?

00:28:12Do you touch yourself?

00:28:13Nothing.

00:28:14I don't know a note.

00:28:15Neither I nor anyone in the group.

00:28:17But imagine, somehow we had to get out of Cuba.

00:28:19The concerts were awful.

00:28:22But in France we were successful.

00:28:24Experimental music.

00:28:26Well, I am a journalist, I write articles, reports and research.

00:28:29Well, I do little research.

00:28:29I have the nerve and it works.

00:28:31Do you know how much I earned as a teacher in Havana?

00:28:33Eight dollars.

00:28:34Eight dollars a day?

00:28:35How little?

00:28:35No, a month.

00:28:36You people here don't know what you have.

00:28:39My father sees that shelf full of wine and goes into an alcoholic coma, but without drinking, just looking at it.

00:28:47Mauri.

00:28:47Yeah.

00:28:48They're knocking at the door.

00:28:49Yeah.

00:28:50Ah, yes.

00:28:51I was just wondering what else to tell you about my life, but yours is much more interesting.

00:28:56I'm going to open it.

00:28:59Am I gay or not?

00:29:01You look like you've escaped from a circus.

00:29:02Why haven't they let me into the place you recommended? I don't understand.

00:29:05Hi how are things?

00:29:06I'm Carlos.

00:29:07Nestor.

00:29:07How are you?

00:29:08What's up?

00:29:09You're one of us, aren't you?

00:29:10Because I'm already recognizing those in the guild.

00:29:12Carlos, I have a visitor.

00:29:14Yeah, but were we supposed to meet?

00:29:15I don't want to bother you, okay?

00:29:16If you have a date, we'll see each other another day.

00:29:18No, Nestor, no.

00:29:19That Carlos is just a friend who was already leaving, right?

00:29:21No.

00:29:22Because there are things I don't understand.

00:29:24Especially about sex, which I see is not the case.

00:29:26Nestor, no, no, don't go.

00:29:28And I immediately get rid of it.

00:29:29It's a second.

00:29:29Calm down, Mauri.

00:29:30You don't have to give me explanations.

00:29:32Thanks for everything.

00:29:33I had a great time.

00:29:40For example, waxing is mandatory.

00:29:43Juan, I'm overwhelmed.

00:29:48I need you to help me.

00:29:49I have a problem.

00:29:50Not only.

00:29:51I'll trade it for any of mine.

00:29:53Isabel is with another man.

00:29:55Now I'm sure.

00:29:56Oh yeah?

00:29:58But do you have any data?

00:30:00Any clues?

00:30:01She looks happy, is that not enough for you?

00:30:03And he doesn't want to sleep with me either.

00:30:05Well, sex is not a reliable indicator, huh?

00:30:08Paloma got in my way and there was no way I could have a snack with her.

00:30:11Juan, you're cheating on me.

00:30:13You have a lot of contact with her now.

00:30:15Have you noticed anything?

00:30:17Any suspicious calls?

00:30:18Or did he leave in a hurry, making strange excuses?

00:30:21No, no, not really.

00:30:23Apart from the fact that I'm in contact, don't think it's that much.

00:30:25It's all very cold.

00:30:26Isabel and I are simple technocrats.

00:30:28Damn, thanks, Juanito.

00:30:30You are a friend.

00:30:31Yeah, man.

00:30:32You calm down.

00:30:34That this cuckolding thing is overrated is always exaggerated.

00:30:37No.

00:30:37I'll catch that guy.

00:30:39And I've met people in prison who would do anything for a carton of cigarettes.

00:30:44Oh yeah?

00:30:45I go in and sleep, you on the couch.

00:30:47But let him see me here.

00:30:49Juan, the girl.

00:30:51I'll leave you, okay?

00:30:51That you have your thing too.

00:30:53You don't know it well.

00:30:58This sushi thing is an invention.

00:31:00The Japanese are doing great.

00:31:01Hey, man, get some more guacamole, it's to die for.

00:31:04Where from?

00:31:04If it doesn't fit.

00:31:05Dude, go down to your ex's house for more.

00:31:07This is a vice.

00:31:08Supermarkets, Lucia.

00:31:08Quality comes first.

00:31:10No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:31:11Passing.

00:31:12She thinks Alicia is eating all this up.

00:31:14He thinks he's having anxiety attacks.

00:31:15Great, now you have an alibi.

00:31:17You can plunder him as much as you want.

00:31:18No, I don't go down twice in the same day.

00:31:20Well, we went down.

00:31:21You see what a problem.

00:31:23Clear.

00:31:26What a rush, damn it.

00:31:27She's gone out partying, but Lucía never comes back late.

00:31:29Homemade rice salad.

00:31:30This is cool.

00:31:31Chicken satay.

00:31:32What a pain.

00:31:34Hey, liquid yogurt for dessert.

00:31:35Hey, should we take a glass of wine to brighten up our lives?

00:31:37No.

00:31:38No wine.

00:31:38That's a whim.

00:31:39Only essential items.

00:31:41Yes, damn it.

00:31:41That a glass of wine a day is very good for the heart.

00:31:43Come on, get out.

00:31:44Out.

00:31:45Hey, come on.

00:31:46Cacho, buy it, mom.

00:31:47Come on, get out.

00:31:49Damn, this is a blast.

00:31:58Oh my goodness, what a hangover.

00:32:00I don't have the biorhythms of a single woman yet.

00:32:03Lucia, have you eaten my yogurts?

00:32:04The little ones.

00:32:05I?

00:32:06When?

00:32:06Well, they are not.

00:32:07And the rice salad I made yesterday didn't either.

00:32:09What's happening?

00:32:09Are you having late-night feasts?

00:32:11Are you both setting them up and blaming me?

00:32:13Well, let's go.

00:32:14Look.

00:32:15The chicken I bought yesterday is also gone.

00:32:17Let's see if you're going to be a sleepwalker and not realize it.

00:32:19Yes of course.

00:32:19I wake up at night, I turn purple and that's it.

00:32:22I have the detail of washing the dishes.

00:32:23I don't know how you are so organized.

00:32:25Well, I'm leaving because I won't make it.

00:32:27See you later.

00:32:30Poor thing.

00:32:30How bad must be happening.

00:32:38Manuela.

00:32:39Hello, I'm Lucia, Clara's sister.

00:32:41Yeah.

00:32:41Hey, do you have time for a friend this afternoon?

00:32:43Anxiety.

00:32:44He has problems with food.

00:32:46Lucia is very ill.

00:32:47I think he gets up at night and is binge eating.

00:32:50Because the food disappears and then blames me.

00:32:52Don't tell me.

00:32:53I messed with her a little yesterday.

00:32:55Well, I told her she was fatter than me.

00:32:57And he's gone on a diet.

00:32:58But he must not be taking it well.

00:33:00Alicia, you are very cruel.

00:33:02You did the same with me.

00:33:04I am the typical woman with a strong personality.

00:33:06But you catch someone more insecure like Lucía and you can do a lot of damage, right?

00:33:10Oh, it happened to me.

00:33:11Maybe I should talk to her.

00:33:12Belén, my love!

00:33:13The priest has arrived.

00:33:14Come down, everything is ready.

00:33:15Yes, I'm coming down!

00:33:17Forgive me, I have to get married.

00:33:18Are you getting married? Who?

00:33:19With that one.

00:33:20Ah, that's good.

00:33:26How nice? What's this about?

00:33:27That's what I'd like to know.

00:33:31Let's see, please, please.

00:33:33If we're all here, let's take our places.

00:33:36The civil registry closes at two, right?

00:33:38Just a moment, please, there's a small problem with my girlfriend.

00:33:40Yes, Vicenta is very nervous and has put hairspray in her eyes.

00:33:44Let's get started now, damn it.

00:33:45I want them to tell me that I can kiss the bride.

00:33:48Dad, besides being a criminal, you're a jerk.

00:33:50How do you get married dressed in corruption in Miami?

00:33:51Why am I vetro sexual, as a scholarship?

00:33:53Don't you see if he likes Sundays?

00:33:55Me? If you want, when we get married, I'll take you to Havana.

00:33:57We won't have much there, but we know how to enjoy life.

00:34:00Hey, there must be some really pretty girls in Cuba, right?

00:34:03Not as much as you.

00:34:05My girl, if you are the most beautiful person in the world.

00:34:06Oh, don't tell me that, man.

00:34:08Well, a little bit more.

00:34:09Look, with those eyes...

00:34:10What's all this about?

00:34:11Emilio, go back to your place.

00:34:13Well, well, huh?

00:34:14You see, what you're going to get married to.

00:34:17Well, I'm going to sing you a few bars of the homily for the first time, homily, until Vicenta comes out, okay?

00:34:24No.

00:34:26This is not the wedding I had dreamed of.

00:34:29Five brides at once, there.

00:34:31I want a wedding all to myself.

00:34:33There is no banquet here, no guests, no flowers, nothing.

00:34:37No, I'm not getting married like that.

00:34:38My love, you can't back out now.

00:34:43We had an agreement.

00:34:44And this has infrastructure costs.

00:34:46Well, pay them 5,000 euros.

00:34:48And you can keep them.

00:34:50So, I organize everything and I'm the only one who's going to be left without papers.

00:34:53Well, that's a shame, huh?

00:34:54Well, we're gathered here to marry a bunch of people.

00:34:59Because love knows no borders or passports.

00:35:03Love moves freely among the races and nations of the planet.

00:35:07Love...

00:35:08Ma'am, could you please stop smoking?

00:35:10No, because I'm very nervous.

00:35:12Father, shorten it a little.

00:35:14We already have Fidel's for long speeches.

00:35:15Uh, uh, yeah.

00:35:18Marisa, Esbetlana, Natalia, Zaida, Belén, Néstor, Mariano, Mehmet, Francisco and Iván.

00:35:24Do you all love and respect each other as legitimate husbands and wives until you obtain a residence permit?

00:35:31Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:35:32I now pronounce you husbands and wives.

00:35:36Can you spare the dough?

00:35:37Father, the kiss.

00:35:38That he forgot to say about the kiss.

00:35:41Come on, to the registry for the family book.

00:35:42Come on, wait a minute, my brother found something on the internet.

00:35:46Attention, I quote verbatim.

00:35:48But, sorry, father.

00:35:49According to the penal code of this our country, the condition of simulation and the consequent fraud vitiates the intended marriage with nullity,

00:35:57punishing the contracting parties with prison sentences of six months to two years.

00:36:03Hey!

00:36:03It doesn't matter, you warned them, you have fulfilled your promise as president.

00:36:06Yes, this is no longer a community, it's a thread of illegitimate marriages.

00:36:10Go away, Mr. Cuesta! Go away!

00:36:13Hey, the battery isn't running out.

00:36:15Yes, there is a moral issue here above all else.

00:36:17What is more important?

00:36:18Their dignity as people or the money they are going to be paid?

00:36:21Mr. Juan, but dignity can't buy things.

00:36:23Let's see, a photo of the cuckold and the bride's father.

00:36:26José Miguel.

00:36:27That kid turned out to be a pigeon, huh?

00:36:29Yes, it is very rich.

00:36:31How long have I been sleeping?

00:36:40They brought them from Carlos.

00:36:42From Carlos?

00:36:43And the chocolates too, delicious.

00:36:46But anyway, this guy is trying to win me over, yesterday I gave him the biggest scolding of the century.

00:36:49Well, I have the feeling he's trying to make peace.

00:36:52Look, there's the card.

00:36:53It took me half an hour to find it.

00:36:57Open the door for me.

00:36:57No, no, not this anymore.

00:37:01Man, he's handsome and rich, this could be considered a bragueta.

00:37:04And you stop eating chocolates, because our child is going to be diabetic.

00:37:08Well, what? I'm doing well now, aren't I?

00:37:10Casual gay vibe.

00:37:12Look, Carlos, if you want to come out, come out, but don't take my hair.

00:37:15Come.

00:37:16Hey, I'm really sorry about yesterday, Mauri.

00:37:18Did you like the flowers?

00:37:19Much, sit down.

00:37:23Look, I have serious doubts that you are gay.

00:37:26Yes, you've probably had some bad experiences with women.

00:37:30Quite a few.

00:37:31But what you have is the typical sexual crisis that one overcomes at age 15, with a slight delay.

00:37:36But nothing happens.

00:37:37What you need is company, affection...

00:37:40Of course, yours.

00:37:40No, not mine.

00:37:42Look, I've been researching this wonderful thing that's happening to us and...

00:37:45Well, this is a Greek-style roll.

00:37:49Master, disciple.

00:37:50Because you already know that homosexuality was invented by the Greeks.

00:37:53And that the myth of the cave is one of those dark rooms.

00:37:56Look, Carlos, I don't want to hurt your feelings, really.

00:38:00But you're not gay, damn it.

00:38:01Yes, I am gay.

00:38:02That you are not.

00:38:02Yes.

00:38:06That?

00:38:09Is...

00:38:10It's soft.

00:38:11But bad, you didn't like it.

00:38:14No, yes, yes I liked it, I loved it.

00:38:17Thanks, Mauri, now it's clearer than ever.

00:38:18I'm going to call mom.

00:38:19But how are you going to call your mother?

00:38:21Give me the phone.

00:38:21Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:38:22Mother.

00:38:25Yes, it's me.

00:38:26Tell dad he was right, that I'm gay.

00:38:29What happened to my partner?

00:38:30What do you mean, what happened to him?

00:38:31That if not with it...

00:38:33Hello, ma'am.

00:38:35He is crying.

00:38:36The poor thing was moved.

00:38:37Well, come on, run.

00:38:38I'm going to comfort her.

00:38:39I'll call you later and we'll see each other.

00:38:40No, what do you mean we're seeing each other?

00:38:41Hey, what...

00:38:43But this guy is terrible.

00:38:45But why do you kiss him?

00:38:46Well, to scare him away, because if I kill him I'll go to jail.

00:38:48And you could have helped me a little too.

00:38:50Ah, no, I don't understand men.

00:38:51But...

00:38:52But well, I...

00:38:54Now what do I do with this guy?

00:38:55Don't know.

00:38:56Hey, I'll tell him to send us more chocolates.

00:38:58Well, I don't want to.

00:39:04Thank you very much, miss.

00:39:05Very kind.

00:39:06This is a bargain.

00:39:07They didn't even realize I was already married.

00:39:10As for changing cities, they don't even notice.

00:39:12Come on, don't get carried away.

00:39:13Let's go.

00:39:13Come on, let's go.

00:39:14One moment, please.

00:39:15I have to inform you that you are going to be investigated.

00:39:18Although there is always a presumption of good faith on our part,

00:39:21There are clear indications that their marriages are fraudulent.

00:39:25Hey, and what right do you have to doubt our love?

00:39:27In addition to the fact that in all cases there is one of the spouses,

00:39:30who is a foreigner in an irregular situation,

00:39:32I see here that you all got married on the same day.

00:39:36They live at the same address.

00:39:37And the same priest officiated at the ceremony.

00:39:40Well, seven brides for seven brothers, no one would believe it either.

00:39:42Plus, weddings are very expensive and you have to share expenses, right?

00:39:46Sure, yes.

00:39:46And don't confuse us, because this man doesn't need any explanations.

00:39:49No, not me.

00:39:50But yes to the civil registry officials who will visit you at your home.

00:39:54in these days to verify whether there is effective cohabitation between the spouses.

00:40:00Well now we're really screwed.

00:40:01Well, tell us what day because it's breaking us up.

00:40:03We're all going on our honeymoon.

00:40:05I'm sorry, but you're going to have to postpone the trip without hesitation.

00:40:11What is this?

00:40:13And now what do we do?

00:40:15What are we going to do?

00:40:17We have to live together until they come to interview us.

00:40:20Awesome!

00:40:21Let's go, beautiful.

00:40:21My father kills me.

00:40:23Well, you'll see, Emilio.

00:40:26But how could you all go to the civil registry at the same time?

00:40:29It's normal that they investigate you if you're crying out for it.

00:40:32You're going on your honeymoon to Calameco, to an all-inclusive resort.

00:40:34How could you marry Nestor?

00:40:36He was my fiancé.

00:40:37You backed out.

00:40:38I was the backup girlfriend.

00:40:40You've done the same thing to me again as you did 40 years ago.

00:40:42I introduced you to Manolo.

00:40:43That's why whoever does it to me pays me.

00:40:46If you'll excuse me, my wife and I will get to know each other better.

00:40:50What, go away?

00:40:52Oh, if you weren't so big, I would have held you in my arms.

00:40:55I've reviewed the video of when Paloma and I went to her soulmate

00:40:57and I have prepared a detailed list of the basic questions they usually ask.

00:41:01Let's see, favorite song, mother-in-law's name, mouthwash brand, well, the typical stuff.

00:41:06Come on, Natalia and Mehmet up.

00:41:08And you give the money to your father to manage.

00:41:10Thank you very much, but I already have someone to manage it for me.

00:41:13As?

00:41:13One moment.

00:41:13No one will have done the stupidity of depositing the money in the bank.

00:41:20I'm going to change the relationship of the question.

00:41:22Is there anyone who hasn't entered it?

00:41:24I wear it in black, screw them in the store.

00:41:26For God's sake, they're going to investigate your accounts for any unusual income.

00:41:30Well, that's it, because I've never seen 5,000 euros together in my life.

00:41:34Well, let's try to keep morale high.

00:41:35Maybe it's a bluff from the administration, they might not even show up.

00:41:37Well, I'm not going to allow my daughter to go to jail,

00:41:40nor that the image of our community is called into question.

00:41:42Come on, everyone, get to know each other.

00:41:43Well, let's do things right.

00:41:45Lift me up.

00:41:48Do you want me to pick you up too, honey?

00:41:49Yeah.

00:41:50Belén, I'm not going to bring Captain Mosquito into my house, okay?

00:41:52This one sleeps on the floorboards.

00:41:54Emilio, can he go to jail, please?

00:41:55At least they don't cheat on me there.

00:41:57Well, let's see if they take long to come.

00:41:59With a little luck.

00:42:01This is going to be a disaster.

00:42:02What's up, Mr. Juan?

00:42:03Look at that.

00:42:04If you are already getting to know each other.

00:42:05And then he goes and falls in love.

00:42:07If it's true...

00:42:08How disgusting, really...

00:42:10You have to be very tactful when you tell your friend,

00:42:12because those problems with food are very difficult to recognize.

00:42:16Treat it naturally.

00:42:17Let her know you're with her in this.

00:42:19Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:42:20Okay, well, nothing.

00:42:21If I convince her, we'll be at the doctor's office at seven.

00:42:24Nothing.

00:42:25Another casting that nothing.

00:42:27This guy told me I'm too thin.

00:42:28That I have very hard features.

00:42:29Let them get it straight, damn it.

00:42:31They understand my nerves.

00:42:33Alicia, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:42:36Come, come, sit here, okay?

00:42:37I think we can all agree that we have a food anxiety problem.

00:42:45Ah, yes, yes.

00:42:46The truth is yes.

00:42:48I didn't want to tell you anything, but yes.

00:42:50Calm down, calm down.

00:42:50If things need to be talked about.

00:42:53So, well, I'd like you to accompany me to a very good psychologist I know.

00:42:57And so we told him the little problem.

00:42:58Of course.

00:42:59Let's go both of us.

00:43:00Okay.

00:43:01We have to overcome this together.

00:43:03Cheer up?

00:43:04Yes, cheer up.

00:43:05Yes, Andrés, I'm already arriving at the portal.

00:43:09Why go to the school for a moment?

00:43:12Jesus, what marking.

00:43:13Isabel.

00:43:15No, no, it's me.

00:43:17Oh, Juan, for God's sake, this neighborhood is very bad.

00:43:20We need to talk.

00:43:20Let's go to the elevator.

00:43:22To the elevator?

00:43:23Yes, don't let anyone take you in.

00:43:25There we can rest easy.

00:43:26What's happening?

00:43:32What do you mean, what's going on?

00:43:33What will we have to talk about?

00:43:37We already kissed and...

00:43:38Well, I feel a whirlwind full of emotions that are difficult to control.

00:43:42But on the other hand I feel very bad.

00:43:44Because you are a married woman.

00:43:46And I'm a married man too.

00:43:48Ah, well yes, I know, I don't know what to tell you.

00:43:50The truth is that I feel very bad too.

00:43:52And Andrés is also pissed off because he told me.

00:43:54Ah, yes.

00:43:54And these love triangles never end well, Isabel.

00:43:57It wouldn't really be a triangle because Paloma is there.

00:43:59It would be a square.

00:44:00Not even.

00:44:01Because there's also my sister Nieves, five.

00:44:03There are your children, seven.

00:44:04And there are mine, nine.

00:44:05It would be a love enneagon.

00:44:07Oh, how complicated everything is, my God.

00:44:09And what are we going to do?

00:44:10That's what I say, what are we going to do?

00:44:12That's what we're here for, suspended in the air.

00:44:14Hey, because I already told you that I don't know what to tell you.

00:44:17Isabel, what are you doing?

00:44:19Yes, I'm coming!

00:44:21They can't see us together.

00:44:22Help me, I'm going to get out on top.

00:44:24Where are you going?

00:44:25Isabel, are you okay?

00:44:27Yes, yes, yes.

00:44:28The elevator is broken.

00:44:30Sure, why do you take it?

00:44:32I'll let Emilio know.

00:44:33Uh!

00:44:34I'm watching her.

00:44:41I was talking on the phone with someone.

00:44:44It's there.

00:44:53Hello.

00:44:54How was the wedding?

00:44:55Have you sorted out your paperwork?

00:44:56Yeah.

00:44:57Yeah.

00:44:58But I'm going to have to stay a few days because they're going to investigate us.

00:45:01They don't trust that my marriage is authentic, you see.

00:45:03How evil-minded.

00:45:06Are we meeting tonight?

00:45:07Look, Mauri, if you have a boyfriend, I don't want to get in the way.

00:45:11That those stories never end well.

00:45:12I swear I have nothing to do with that boy.

00:45:14The poor person has a history of emotional deficiencies.

00:45:16Well, a mural.

00:45:17But he's not my boyfriend, he's just a pain.

00:45:19Honey, come inside, I have to keep telling you about my life.

00:45:24We're in the 70s.

00:45:26Marisa, it seems to me that your husband is losing oil.

00:45:29Take it, from being a scavenger to a scavenger.

00:45:31Manolo left you and this one is gay.

00:45:33What a resume!

00:45:34Yes, but I'm sleeping with him tonight.

00:45:36Why don't you come by my house later?

00:45:38I'm going to make dinner for the two of us, okay?

00:45:41Ok.

00:45:43Meanwhile, I take the opportunity to continue with the history of Spain.

00:45:45I'm going for the transition and the joints.

00:45:49Carlos, I'm Mauri.

00:45:57Yeah, hey, I was calling to see if you were thinking of stopping by.

00:46:00No, no, no, no, no.

00:46:01I just don't want you to go too far because...

00:46:03Because I'm in terrible shape.

00:46:05I have a terrible cold, a virus.

00:46:08The...

00:46:08Yes, the throat, the chest, everything, 39 and a half.

00:46:12Yes, I'm hanging up on you.

00:46:13The thing is, if I drop my phone, I'm very weak.

00:46:16Heavy.

00:46:17Look, in times of stress or anxiety, it's normal to turn to food as an escape valve.

00:46:22The problem starts when you let go of control and food takes over.

00:46:29And when did you start noticing that there was a lack of food in your house?

00:46:31A couple of days ago, right?

00:46:33Yes, more or less, yes.

00:46:35So, it happened suddenly, obviously.

00:46:37Yes, yes, very compulsive, you can't control it, right?

00:46:41Exactly, yes, yes.

00:46:41The feeling was like I was out of control.

00:46:44And has there been any specific event that you think may have triggered this issue?

00:46:48Yes, since she had sex with her boyfriend.

00:46:49Gastín.

00:46:50Lidia, please don't get defensive, okay?

00:46:53If you've already made the effort to come here.

00:46:55Of course, I can accompany you, but you are the one who has to treat yourself.

00:46:57I?

00:46:58Man, you tell me.

00:46:59Let's see if I can understand a little.

00:47:02Who here has a problem with food?

00:47:04She?

00:47:08Let's see, I've already thought everything through.

00:47:10You met in Ibiza because he was mowing the lawn at the villa we rented in August.

00:47:14You were going to swim in the pool just as I had finished adding chlorine.

00:47:18He caught you in the air and saved you from conjunctivitis.

00:47:21And of course, love arose.

00:47:24Watch out, they'd make a movie about Sandra Bullock in Hollywood with that.

00:47:27It must be that the melleste hasn't set it up.

00:47:29How are you doing?

00:47:31You didn't marry a random girl, did you?

00:47:32That my daughter is not Vicenta.

00:47:34It's really good.

00:47:35Dad, don't be pathetic.

00:47:36I have two birds.

00:47:37Who knows why he left his country.

00:47:39Because we don't know what he does, right?

00:47:40I am an engineer.

00:47:41No, well, if he's an engineer.

00:47:43Can you pass me the salt?

00:47:45Yes of course.

00:47:48Why didn't you tell me he spoke Spanish?

00:47:50To see that face you've got left.

00:47:52Sorry, Dad, but we were having a great time.

00:47:55Yes, it has actually been quite fun.

00:47:56Oh, by the way, don't worry.

00:47:58Your kidneys are safe.

00:47:59Thank you.

00:48:01Albania is a beautiful country, isn't it?

00:48:03It is yet to be discovered.

00:48:05Great singers.

00:48:06Albano and Romina Power fascinate me.

00:48:08Congratulations!

00:48:09Juan, eat.

00:48:09Yeah.

00:48:23Mauri, how are you?

00:48:24You look very bad.

00:48:25I brought you a humidifier.

00:48:26But why have you come?

00:48:27This is dangerous.

00:48:28Can I infect you?

00:48:29It's not exactly the same.

00:48:30We're going to get through this together.

00:48:31Look, I brought you a cough suppressant,

00:48:33mucolytic,

00:48:34vitamin C,

00:48:35paracetamol,

00:48:37and there is also propolis

00:48:38and a homeopathic syrup,

00:48:39that's how it is, very gay stuff.

00:48:41What is this, Mauri?

00:48:43As?

00:48:44Seriously, why do you bother?

00:48:46You're sick.

00:48:46Carlos, I'm not sick.

00:48:47Sit down.

00:48:48Sit down.

00:48:51There is another man.

00:48:53Well, there is no other man

00:48:53because I have nothing to do with you.

00:48:55I have an appointment with another person

00:48:56and you have to go

00:48:57because it's about to arrive

00:48:57and if he sees me with you again

00:48:59He's going to think I'm a vicious person

00:49:00and a promiscuous one, you understand?

00:49:01Clear.

00:49:01Are you meeting two at the same time?

00:49:03Shit.

00:49:04To the bedroom.

00:49:05Well, let's go.

00:49:06No, you alone!

00:49:07Stay in there now.

00:49:08and reads a magazine.

00:49:09Or better yet, reflect

00:49:10about your problems.

00:49:11So you are entertained

00:49:12all night.

00:49:13I'm going, I'm going.

00:49:18How are you, Raza?

00:49:19Are you OK?

00:49:23I notice you're a little short of breath.

00:49:24Yes, dinner is that

00:49:25He gave me a job.

00:49:26Sit down.

00:49:28A glass of wine?

00:49:29Come on.

00:49:29And it's like yesterday,

00:49:30the ones you want.

00:49:32Mauri.

00:49:33Sorry.

00:49:34Can I take the rabbit out for a while?

00:49:36What is giving me anxiety?

00:49:37Because once as a child

00:49:38one died on me

00:49:39and with amyxomatosis

00:49:40I dreamed that my head was swollen

00:49:41and I stayed with you...

00:49:41What did I tell you?

00:49:42Get in there.

00:49:42It's so hard to understand.

00:49:44It's a farm rabbit.

00:49:45Has more vaccines

00:49:45than a missionary.

00:49:48Nestor, listen to me.

00:49:49It's not what it seems.

00:49:49This has an explanation.

00:49:50Mauri, really,

00:49:51all this seems very strange to me.

00:49:52And I don't want to get involved

00:49:53in the middle of a relationship

00:49:54so rare.

00:49:55No,

00:49:55that between Carlos and me

00:49:56there is nothing.

00:49:57I like you.

00:49:59Already.

00:49:59But I don't know

00:50:00if you and I

00:50:00we are looking for the same thing.

00:50:02I'm not interested in them

00:50:02the sporadic rolls.

00:50:03I'm more romantic.

00:50:04Me too,

00:50:04I am also very romantic.

00:50:06If I am the lady of the camellias,

00:50:07I just broke up with my boyfriend

00:50:08and we had been together for four years.

00:50:09But let him go,

00:50:10the poor.

00:50:10No, if it isn't this one,

00:50:11was another.

00:50:13Oh, God.

00:50:14I swear I'm not promiscuous.

00:50:15Give me a chance.

00:50:16The only thing we need

00:50:17it's a little bit more time.

00:50:19You.

00:50:21Hello.

00:50:22I'm here to pick up my husband.

00:50:23that we have to get to know each other.

00:50:26Marisa,

00:50:26It's that Mauri and I

00:50:27we wanted to have dinner together.

00:50:28There is no problem.

00:50:29The three of us can have dinner.

00:50:31If the key to marriage

00:50:33is freedom.

00:50:34Wait a minute, ma'am.

00:50:35Please.

00:50:36Yeah.

00:50:36From the anguish

00:50:37I'm getting hungry.

00:50:37Oh, fuck!

00:50:38Couple's dinner!

00:50:39No, please, ma'am.

00:50:40It doesn't feel.

00:50:41And you?

00:50:44Yeah.

00:50:45Mauri, how was the date?

00:50:46Have you kissed her yet?

00:50:47Almost.

00:50:47I'm about to.

00:50:48Mauri, who is it?

00:50:49What are we going to have for dinner?

00:50:50I'm hanging up on you.

00:50:53Let's see, Betty,

00:50:54listen.

00:50:55Hey?

00:50:56Are you going to leave, my girl?

00:50:57I'm not going to have dinner with you.

00:50:59You, old man?

00:51:00I'm not going to have dinner with you.

00:51:02Let's see, what the hell did he tell me?

00:51:03I'm not going to have dinner with you.

00:51:04Repeat el only, please.

00:51:07I'm not going to have dinner with you.

00:51:08You, old man?

00:51:09What are you telling him?

00:51:10Are you going to leave, my girl?

00:51:11Give me a peck, damn it.

00:51:12Of course, it's normal for the children to get angry.

00:51:14I'm not going to have dinner with you.

00:51:16You, old man?

00:51:17Very.

00:51:17Who is this guy?

00:51:24Well, the boyfriend, dad.

00:51:25Pay attention to the conversation.

00:51:26Hello, I'm Mariano, the husband.

00:51:28I'm not going to have dinner with you, I'm not going to have dinner with you.

00:51:32Look, he takes him inside to tell him about us.

00:51:34Dad, don't fool yourself.

00:51:35That's going to cause a petrochemical uprising right under your nose.

00:51:37What are you going to talk about?

00:51:38That of the Cuban revolution.

00:51:40What are you saying?

00:51:41Hey, if they're also doing it, we can go to the movies and kill time.

00:51:50That?

00:51:51Getting to know each other a little better, huh?

00:51:53We're taking a break, Emilio.

00:51:55There are so many questions.

00:51:57Yes, and one of them is where you have your moles, right?

00:51:59Calm down, brother.

00:52:00It's that your girl has a lot of tension accumulating in her back.

00:52:02Come to the kitchen for a moment, I'll tell you where it accumulates for me.

00:52:04Emilio, don't start, okay?

00:52:06No, don't worry, we're just going to talk like boyfriend and husband.

00:52:08Hey, be a little tense.

00:52:11Do you want me to give you a massage?

00:52:12But what are you up to?

00:52:13You want to sleep with my girlfriend?

00:52:15I don't know.

00:52:16Do you want?

00:52:16But how can I love it?

00:52:17But what's wrong with you?

00:52:18Don't you respect other people's women?

00:52:20It's that in Cuba there has been communism for many years.

00:52:21We have no private property there.

00:52:23But we are very polite, right?

00:52:25At least we always ask first.

00:52:26Look, because Valencia is playing jail.

00:52:28Otherwise, you were going to leave here through the courtyard.

00:52:29Come on, go to your room and sleep.

00:52:31But are we going out for a drink?

00:52:33If I don't dance a little, I won't be able to sleep.

00:52:35Yes, now I'll take you to the radio, a real drink, okay?

00:52:37Come on, pull, go.

00:52:38What's happening?

00:52:38And you get dressed, go on.

00:52:39But I'm dressed.

00:52:40Well, put on a robe, you're provoking.

00:52:42Good night darling.

00:52:43Bye.

00:52:44Oh, this guy is risking his life, huh?

00:52:46But why do you treat him like this?

00:52:47Because I was right, Belén, he wants to sleep with you.

00:52:50Oh yeah?

00:52:51Uh, I mean, that's strong, right?

00:52:53I couldn't even imagine it.

00:52:55Juanito, I've got him now.

00:53:04I think I know who the asshole is who's sleeping with my wife.

00:53:08Oh yeah?

00:53:08Yes, it's someone you know, someone you see almost every day.

00:53:12Or maybe she's having a fling with a transoceanic stranger.

00:53:16At first I thought it was the yoga teacher, so I went to beat the shit out of him, but it turns out he's 70 years old and one of those guys who ejaculates inward.

00:53:26He's been explaining something very strange to me.

00:53:28Tantra.

00:53:29That's it, but no, he's the owner of the herbalist, everything fits together, he sees him every day.

00:53:35Today he spent an hour and 37 minutes there to buy some Roscus capsules.

00:53:40It won't take that long to buy roscus, that's it, right? With the whole plant thing.

00:53:44Come on, let's leave him a sports souvenir, Gerda.

00:53:47But, but, but you're going to beat him up.

00:53:50No, man, no. We redecorated the store for him so he could learn.

00:53:53Andrés, we're not entirely sure he's that man.

00:53:56So who is it, huh? Who is it?

00:54:01We're going to load that bastard's store.

00:54:06Twice. He's done it to me twice in a row.

00:54:09Mauri, well get serious, tell him to fuck off.

00:54:11I've already told him to fuck off for two days.

00:54:12Yesterday she filled my house with flowers. What's she going to do today? Give me a Mercedes?

00:54:15Oh, you really have to learn to say no to people.

00:54:18You always end up getting into trouble for being a good guy.

00:54:20Yeah.

00:54:21Mauri, come out onto the balcony, I have a little surprise.

00:54:24Who's coming out onto the balcony?

00:54:25The Mercedes, son!

00:54:27That?

00:54:32Ta-da!

00:54:33What, do you like it?

00:54:34Carlos, what is that?

00:54:35It's a float for the Gay Pride parade.

00:54:38Well, it was actually from the Three Kings' Parade in Cuenca, but I've done a bit of tuning on it.

00:54:43What? Come on down, get on the throne, and I'll give you a ride?

00:54:45No, please, you go up.

00:54:48Get in, walk.

00:54:49Okay, okay, I'm going up.

00:54:50I'm going to get the camera!

00:54:56Bea, you have to help me.

00:54:57The only way to get rid of Carlos is to convince him he's not gay.

00:55:00And how are you going to achieve that?

00:55:02If you tell him a kiss.

00:55:03Ah, no, no, no.

00:55:04No way, he'll start chasing me.

00:55:05No!

00:55:06He's not going to persecute you because you're a lesbian and pregnant.

00:55:10Exactly, you said it.

00:55:11I'm a lesbian, I don't like men.

00:55:13No, no, I need peace and quiet for the child.

00:55:16Bea, you'll see, okay?

00:55:17I swear I'm having an affair with Carlos and you've got him stuck here in the house, like a stepfather forever.

00:55:20That's blackmail.

00:55:21Yes, it's true, but I'm a desperate man.

00:55:23A kiss, a peck.

00:55:25No!

00:55:25I've never asked you for anything and you give me a favor.

00:55:27I gave you my semen, already cramped, subjected to torture.

00:55:30Well, but just one, eh?

00:55:32And without tongue.

00:55:33A little bit, just the tip.

00:55:34Yes, yes.

00:55:36Sampan?

00:55:37I've also put a refrigerator in it.

00:55:39Look.

00:55:40Come in, Carlos, come in.

00:55:42Would you mind if we subjected you to a little sexual identity experiment?

00:55:47Has our time come?

00:55:48No, no, no.

00:55:50Please, Bea, proceed.

00:56:01I'm going to fold socks.

00:56:05How are you?

00:56:06I bet you're not gay.

00:56:07There is no color.

00:56:09Mauri, I like women much more.

00:56:12Oh.

00:56:12Do you want to keep the carriage?

00:56:14No, no, no, no, thank you very much.

00:56:16The important thing is that you have found yourself sexually again.

00:56:18Yeah, well, now you won't mind if I go out with Bea, will you?

00:56:20No!

00:56:20Mauri, please.

00:56:21No, no.

00:56:22That's impossible, Carlos, because Bea is a lesbian and she's also pregnant.

00:56:26Lesbian?

00:56:27Ah.

00:56:29It's clear that I like impossible loves.

00:56:32But it's okay, it's okay, Carlos.

00:56:34Everything is going well.

00:56:35You've really helped me a lot.

00:56:36Mauri, hey, thank you very much.

00:56:39I'm going to tell mom, I'll call her.

00:56:40Thank you so much.

00:56:44Now, come on, run, Nestor is waiting for you.

00:56:46Yeah.

00:56:49If I grow my hair long and shave...

00:56:51No, okay.

00:56:54Heavy.

00:56:57Isabel, Isabel.

00:57:00What happened to you?

00:57:01We have to do something.

00:57:02Last night I had to go with your husband to destroy the herbalist's shop.

00:57:05As?

00:57:06I had no choice.

00:57:07Andrés is convinced that you are having an affair with him.

00:57:09With whom, with Marcos?

00:57:10Is he gay?

00:57:11On top of that, in the midst of the destructive whirlwind, I self-harmed through dancing.

00:57:15This is getting out of hand, Isabel.

00:57:17My children, my children.

00:57:18Come on.

00:57:23Man, Mr. Cuesta, we wanted to talk to you.

00:57:25What's up, guys?

00:57:27Look, if you keep following my mother, we're going to have to tell my father and he's not going to take it very well, so you'll see, okay?

00:57:32Regrettable mistake.

00:57:33I have no relationship with your mother beyond the merely institutional.

00:57:37Come on, man, admit it, if we catch you making out.

00:57:40My mother told us that you kissed.

00:57:42Well, but it was just a peck.

00:57:44So you kissed him.

00:57:45He didn't tell us anything, we caught you.

00:57:47No, no, this has no validity.

00:57:49I'm testifying under duress, this is like a trial at Guantanamo, it's worthless.

00:57:52Mr. John.

00:57:53Sorry.

00:57:54You've been warned, huh?

00:57:55Yes, yes, Emilio, tell me.

00:57:57Mr. John, they're here, they're coming for us.

00:57:59Who?

00:58:00The registry officers for the interviews bring a judge, my sympathy 87, and they all follow behind, resembling the villains from The Matrix.

00:58:07But it is that you are settled.

00:58:09Oh my God, they're here!

00:58:10I want to get Natalia in position.

00:58:12I'm going to tell Belén.

00:58:19Good morning.

00:58:20Margarita Carvajal, investigating judge.

00:58:21Juan Cuesta, president.

00:58:23Welcome to the community of love.

00:58:24We didn't expect them so soon.

00:58:26That's why we came.

00:58:27I would like to start the interviews as soon as possible.

00:58:29Yes, yes, of course.

00:58:30We are the first to be interested in demonstrating the authenticity of the beautiful marriages that have taken place in our building.

00:58:36Why did they want to start a marriage?

00:58:39For all at once.

00:58:43Belén, who have come to the interview.

00:58:46Warn the Cuban.

00:58:47No, damn it, damn it!

00:58:50Ivan!

00:58:52Ivan!

00:58:54Isn't it?

00:58:55But how come it's not there?

00:58:56What's not there, damn it?

00:58:57What was it about?

00:58:58Sure, he may have gone out to catch some sleep, and he did, but somewhere else.

00:59:01But didn't you lock your front door?

00:59:03What am I going to close?

00:59:04Hey, he's not my son, he's your husband.

00:59:06What did the car key grab me for?

00:59:07What car?

00:59:08Oh, what do I know?

00:59:09If I'm really nervous, I'll drink water.

00:59:11Well, I can say that he went out to buy bread.

00:59:14They're not going to take me to jail for that, are they?

00:59:16But look at him, he's there with Alicia, who's cheating on you with your best friend.

00:59:19Ivan!

00:59:19Go home right now!

00:59:21But I'm having breakfast.

00:59:22Belén, you're boring me.

00:59:23What the hell did you come to interview us for?

00:59:25That?

00:59:28And what are you up to?

00:59:29What is my husband?

00:59:30Yes, I know, sorry.

00:59:32I just don't know what's wrong with me with married men.

00:59:33Come home, you've made me happy.

00:59:40And where are you going now?

00:59:41You, how did you even think of sleeping with Ivan?

00:59:43Don't you see I could go to jail?

00:59:45Oh, don't shout, Lucia is sleeping and hasn't noticed anything.

00:59:48Last night I met him and we went for a drink.

00:59:50If this is made up, Belén, if you don't give your husband what he wants, he'll look for it outside the home.

00:59:54Look, I'm going to kill you.

00:59:56And what is he like in bed?

00:59:57Man, understand that it's a little uncomfortable for me to talk about this with you, you're his wife.

01:00:01Belén, we are going up.

01:00:02You, go fuck yourself.

01:00:05What's happening?

01:00:07Nothing, nothing, Belén with her things.

01:00:09I'm going to take a shower.

01:00:10No, no, no, no.

01:00:11We are going to do a video session.

01:00:12Yesterday I placed this camera pointing at the refrigerator and it has been recording all night.

01:00:16Let's clear up any doubts.

01:00:19No, no, no, no, no need.

01:00:20You were right, I'm the one who eats everything.

01:00:22Yes, yes, yes.

01:00:23Now let's see it.

01:00:25Come on.

01:00:26Alice.

01:00:27Sit down.

01:00:28Let's see who eats the food.

01:00:33Play.

01:00:37Robobina, I already know this part.

01:00:40Who is this?

01:00:42Did you make out with a guy on my couch without telling me?

01:00:45It just came up so suddenly and I felt sorry to wake you up.

01:00:48But come on, it's not of much interest.

01:00:50Go back.

01:00:51Look, Alicia, aunt, this has been announced.

01:00:53Imagine if I walked in on you in the middle of the night and found this guy naked in my living room.

01:00:57If you had hallucinated, I assure you, was that something to see?

01:01:00Slut.

01:01:03But look at him, but it's Roberto.

01:01:05How strong you are, you send us food.

01:01:07I should have imagined it.

01:01:09He's going to find out, man.

01:01:10What are you going to do?

01:01:11What am I going to do?

01:01:12Let's hope we get lucky tonight, because I'm going to prepare a special menu for you.

01:01:16What's that?

01:01:18This, a wonderful laxative.

01:01:20It tastes like lemon.

01:01:21Delicious.

01:01:22Oh, that's great.

01:01:23So we're going out tonight too, right?

01:01:32Good.

01:01:34It really strikes me that love has arisen between you,

01:01:37Considering that Sbenlana doesn't speak Spanish and you don't speak Russian.

01:01:42How do they communicate?

01:01:43Well, when we have run out of words.

01:01:46In other words, they don't speak.

01:01:48Damn, yes, she didn't speak either and everyone loved her.

01:01:51Ah, you're comparing your wife to a dog.

01:01:53Come on, come on, come on, don't interfere with things, okay?

01:01:56Please, I beg you.

01:01:57That's as far as we could go.

01:01:59How did you meet?

01:02:01In a shopping center, the typical thing, I know, is the fitting rooms.

01:02:04He's lying.

01:02:05Ma'am, please, I'm not talking to you.

01:02:07Be quiet.

01:02:09That's what made me fall in love with Marisa, her spark.

01:02:12No, we met on the beach, in Gandía.

01:02:14Yes, I was windsurfing and I told him the board was on his head.

01:02:17I still don't turn with ease.

01:02:19Three points were given to me here.

01:02:21Ah, what a beautiful story.

01:02:22Lovely.

01:02:23Now you are going to write me down on a piece of paper, separately,

01:02:26which side of the bed you sleep on, your date of birth

01:02:28and what is your spouse's shoe size.

01:02:32We love Albania.

01:02:34Small, mountainous country of three and a half million inhabitants

01:02:37and 28,700 square kilometers.

01:02:39Do you remember when we were in Tirana, meeting Mehmet's parents?

01:02:42Yes, yes, what a timple show we saw.

01:02:45And for me, a few lex.

01:02:46Would you mind letting me continue with the interview?

01:02:48Be careful, they also export vegetables and copper.

01:02:50Oh, Albanian copper, very good.

01:02:52We brought it and it still lasts.

01:02:55But hey, hey, do you realize what you're doing?

01:02:57Perfectly, outside my premises.

01:02:59I love my wife and I don't have to prove it to anyone.

01:03:02I ask you if you want yours.

01:03:03I warn you that the police and a judge are here.

01:03:05We can break in and arrest them both.

01:03:08Romeo, you're walking into a pear garden.

01:03:10Zaira, we have to stretch out.

01:03:12I'm in labor.

01:03:14I think I'm going to have the baby.

01:03:15That?

01:03:20Belén, yesterday there was an extraordinary deposit of 5,000 euros into your bank account.

01:03:27Would you mind clarifying your origin for me?

01:03:28Yeah.

01:03:30It's just that my job has been going very well for me lately.

01:03:33Yeah.

01:03:34In which one?

01:03:35According to our data, in the last year you have worked in a hamburger restaurant,

01:03:39in a funeral home for two days,

01:03:41as a parking meter controller for two days as well

01:03:43and in the cleaning service of a newspaper,

01:03:46in this case for eight hours.

01:03:48Were you paid 5,000 euros for a day's work?

01:03:51Yeah.

01:03:51No.

01:03:52Yeah.

01:03:53Well, that was a mistake by the newspaper,

01:03:56that they confused me with the beautiful life and I have kept quiet about it.

01:04:00I think it would be best if we all had some mojitos, okay?

01:04:03This is how we relax and show the love between us.

01:04:06Between you and more people.

01:04:08According to what his landlady, Mrs. Concepción, has told us,

01:04:11Ivan has sex with the neighbor across the street,

01:04:14Alicia Sanz.

01:04:17But how could you handle my best friend?

01:04:20Don't play the victim,

01:04:22because Mrs. Concepción also claims that you cohabit with Emilio Delgado,

01:04:25caretaker of this estate,

01:04:26who just happens to be here, fixing a plug.

01:04:28Yes, but I'm already done and I'm leaving, okay?

01:04:30But how can you think I'm going to cheat on my husband with that?

01:04:35I don't know, but you have a photo of him doing it to Mili.

01:04:38Ah, no, but I carry this photo as an amulet.

01:04:39to protect me from shocks.

01:04:41I'm leaving, okay?

01:04:43Well, I don't think I need to ask any more questions.

01:04:47So what? Everything's fine, right?

01:04:49I swear, the macho guy from the video store.

01:04:56It gave me blisters.

01:04:57Well, if I find out about the Cuban with the lady, you won't even believe it.

01:05:00So they can say that they are boring civil servants.

01:05:02If I don't understand it,

01:05:03Could you explain to me what evidence you have?

01:05:04that these marriages are fraudulent?

01:05:06Mauri, they have them.

01:05:07It has been a debacle.

01:05:08Look, the list is long.

01:05:10These marriages are null and void.

01:05:11and you will have to answer before the court.

01:05:13But where are they taken?

01:05:16Let's see.

01:05:16They are foreigners without a residence permit.

01:05:19They must be returned to their places of origin.

01:05:21But how much hypocrisy, right?

01:05:23What do you think?

01:05:23Do these people come here to sunbathe and eat paella?

01:05:25They come to earn a living because they have no other choice.

01:05:28And we take advantage of their work,

01:05:30But it's not in our interest to recognize them as citizens, is it?

01:05:32Because they should be paid a decent salary,

01:05:33register them with social security,

01:05:34all those annoying and expensive things.

01:05:36That's enough, man.

01:05:37No human being is illegal anywhere.

01:05:39Please.

01:05:40Juan, you should have said that.

01:05:43He got there before me.

01:05:44It's just that gays think very fast.

01:05:45I totally agree with you.

01:05:47But I don't make the laws.

01:05:49I just apply them.

01:05:52If you want to say goodbye...

01:05:57Maury.

01:05:59No problem.

01:06:00It has been very nice.

01:06:02I'm sure we'll see each other again.

01:06:03Yeah.

01:06:06Make room for me, I'm the wife.

01:06:09And good luck, huh?

01:06:10Write north once in a while, okay?

01:06:15Hey, I'm really sorry I got so jealous, really.

01:06:19But come on, nobody has died for you either.

01:06:20You can separate now.

01:06:22Mehmet.

01:06:23Mehmet.

01:06:25We're going to miss you so much.

01:06:27I had already grown very fond of you.

01:06:30Correct.

01:06:32Goodbye, Mariano.

01:06:33Now or never.

01:06:34It's going to irminia.

01:06:39Fuck.

01:06:39And you have to take her now?

01:06:41This is all too beautiful.

01:06:44I'm sorry, but they're not taking anyone from here.

01:06:46I'm going to go to you.

01:06:47Well, well, well, well.

01:06:48Come on, let's run.

01:06:49Madam, what are you doing?

01:06:50Give me that soul.

01:06:51Please don't do anything stupid.

01:06:53If that's all he does.

01:06:55Vicenta, you've gone crazy.

01:06:56That is targeting the police.

01:06:58It's true.

01:06:59Either let them go or I'll kill the president.

01:07:01Oh, call, why?

01:07:02To the president or any licensor, damn it, point the other way.

01:07:05Well, we're leaving, but because this lady is forcing us to, right?

01:07:08Call me.

01:07:12They've all left.

01:07:13Put the gun down and nothing will happen to you.

01:07:15No, not yet.

01:07:17I want them to put more trees on the streets.

01:07:20We'll put in more trees, don't worry, as many as you want.

01:07:22And that the fillings are covered by social security.

01:07:25I'll talk to the minister, I promise, please put the gun down.

01:07:27Don't you want anything?

01:07:29That's a steal!

01:07:29With the trees and the fillings we are already satisfied.

01:07:32Vicenta, give them back the gun.

01:07:34No, no, I don't trust these people, no.

01:07:35No, no, no, no.

01:07:36Vicenta, you can't use the gun because you don't know the PIN.

01:07:39What pin?

01:07:40Now!

01:07:41No, no, no!

01:07:42What a mess!

01:07:44Dad, can you come here for a moment? Paco's wife is giving birth at the video store.

01:07:48What are you saying?

01:07:48What a rage to unite!

01:07:55Push!

01:07:55Push hard!

01:07:57Fast!

01:07:58An avocado wrap!

01:07:59So that?

01:08:00And what do I know!

01:08:01That's what they ask for in the movies!

01:08:02No, what they say on the fabric is 20 milligrams of pinesprine.

01:08:05Be careful with the sofa, it's new, okay?

01:08:07Please, I'm not doing well, move away a little.

01:08:10Behold!

01:08:11It's already poking its head out!

01:08:12That can't come out like that, man.

01:08:14It is materially impossible.

01:08:16I'm going to sit down because I'm getting a little tired.

01:08:18Keep your head down, Juan.

01:08:19Put it between your legs.

01:08:21Dad, how come you don't study medicine?

01:08:23Push, fall, the worst is over.

01:08:25I've been doing research on Bea's pregnancy and it seems like the best thing to do is to have her in the bathtub.

01:08:28That the resita saves on the song's claschas.

01:08:31And wouldn't it be better to have it standing up?

01:08:32Don't talk nonsense, Emilio.

01:08:34I already saw a documentary about giraffes yesterday.

01:08:36If not, it will be the same fall that the giraffe hit the ground.

01:08:38Of course, that's why they run away, because of the scare of the crash.

01:08:41Maybe they're right, because all mammals of a certain size have their young standing up.

01:08:45How are you going to keep the kid standing?

01:08:47He's going to hit the ground, man.

01:08:48No, it has the umbilical cord.

01:08:50If that is all thought out, for the child how to make a bridge.

01:08:53Oh, you want them to be over now, please!

01:08:54You're making me hysterical!

01:08:55It's already down, it's a little bit closer now!

01:09:01Ago malera!

01:09:02Wow, that's amazing!

01:09:12Are you going to send this child back to his country too?

01:09:15No.

01:09:16This child was born here, he is Spanish.

01:09:18And his mother automatically too.

01:09:22Emilio, are you crying?

01:09:24I want a scoring wheel.

01:09:28Hello, have you called an ambulance?

01:09:30About time, man.

01:09:36But what do you mean you're leaving? Why are you leaving?

01:09:38Because I have a boyfriend, Paco, and he's the father of the child.

01:09:41It's been very nice, really.

01:09:44But it's better if I go.

01:09:45Paquito, think about the end of the White House.

01:09:55Jafri is going to drown, he hasn't stayed with the girls either.

01:09:58Do you see me?

01:09:58Yes, where are you?

01:10:00I'm going there.

01:10:01Nestor, how are you?

01:10:03Yes, I invite you to be where they do nothing.

01:10:04No, just the two of us.

01:10:05Me too.

01:10:06Damn, everyone here is caught.

01:10:08Cacho, except me.

01:10:09And you stop looking at your phone, nobody's calling you either.

01:10:13Okay, my battery is dead, that's why it beeped.

01:10:16What did he whistle at you?

01:10:17Come on, come on, come on.

01:10:19Emilio, you trust me very little, huh?

01:10:21We have to talk about this.

01:10:23No, wait, now I have to talk.

01:10:26Paquito, don't get depressed, women don't understand men.

01:10:30They always let the best go.

01:10:32Are you saying this for us?

01:10:34With a little bit of your help, damn, I'll sink too.

01:10:39What's going on?

01:10:44Alice, bingo!

01:10:46Tonight they brought the house special menu.

01:10:48Yeah, they don't hold back, huh?

01:10:49Let's see what happened.

01:10:51Because you know what the best part is?

01:10:52There is no bathroom in the attic, so you have to go to the porter's lodge.

01:10:55But the laxative is so strong, do you think it has no effect?

01:10:59Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way!

01:11:00Get out of the way!

01:11:00Ah!

01:11:01Hello!

01:11:01Hey!

01:11:03Yes, yes, he has sinned against them.

01:11:05Roberto, were the veal medallions good?

01:11:08Have you gone?

01:11:09It's not fucking funny.

01:11:11You don't know how we're feeling.

01:11:12Next time you need something, ask me, don't steal it.

01:11:15Look, Lucia, I'm going to tell you something.

01:11:19I'd better tell you later.

01:11:22Remind me to change the lock.

01:11:24Go buy more laxatives.

01:11:27Hello, are you alone?

01:11:28Yes, Nieve is jogging and the children, I prefer, don't know where they are.

01:11:32I feel terrible, Juanito.

01:11:34It turns out the herbalist's uncle is gay.

01:11:36Isabel gave me a tremendous scolding.

01:11:38Of course, you go through life as a Terminator without any evidence, normal.

01:11:40If Isabel tells you there's no one there, it means there's no one there.

01:11:42You won't have a thousand euros to send to the store anonymously.

01:11:46Well, we'll pay half the damage.

01:11:48I was crazy about thyme and valerian, but you ruined the expensive plants.

01:11:53Well, we'll do the math.

01:11:54The important thing is that you go home now and relax.

01:11:57He's in trouble, Juan.

01:11:58I'm telling you, he's in trouble.

01:11:59He's doing sit-ups.

01:12:01Come on, come on, come on.

01:12:05Hey, they're not going to let us talk comfortably.

01:12:09You know, I feel more miserable and more vile every time.

01:12:12We look like criminals hiding.

01:12:13And all for a silly thing, for a kiss.

01:12:17For two.

01:12:18You're right.

01:12:19This is crazy, it can't be.

01:12:21Correct.

01:12:22We're still neighbors and that's it.

01:12:24The last one and you're gone.

01:12:30Now we greet each other in the kitchen, eh?

01:12:32Okay.

01:12:34Wait, wait.

01:12:38Dad?

01:12:44To your punished room.

01:12:45How strong!

01:12:46You were making out with the herbs.

01:12:48No, no, no, no, no, don't get confused, okay?

01:12:51We were...

01:12:52Hey, Jose, I don't want a word about this, okay?

01:12:54Dad, I think a lot of things are going to change in this house.

01:12:57No no!

01:13:06Agra.

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