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Mauri decide adoptar la postura de presidente pasota hasta agotar la legislatura y en el vecindario reina la anarquía: Lucía instala aire acondicionado, las señoras una parabólica y Mariano una piscina en la azotea. Lo que no ha calculado Mariano es que la piscina, unido al peso de Concha, van a hundir el techo de la casa de Lucía. Por otra parte, Lucía cancela su boda y su padre, que ya ha hecho los preparativos, le pide que lo reconsidere. Roberto se ofrece voluntario para casarse con ella y Lucía acepta; pero Carlos, arrepentido, le pide perdón y Lucía también acepta.

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00:00:00Here, here, here there is no one who lives!

00:00:22Not here, not here!

00:00:24Jerba, don't understand that now that you're blocking my view!

00:00:31Juan!

00:00:31What's happening?

00:00:32Nothing, say hello to the lifeguard, we've already opened the pool.

00:00:38Mariano, you can't set that up there, it's a common area.

00:00:41I put it here for everyone, if you don't want to download, that's your problem.

00:00:45What a shame! Sausage!

00:00:48Hey, Juan is no longer president!

00:00:51This lady is no longer in power, she's shooting in the air.

00:00:54I need a place to cool off.

00:00:57At my age, heat stroke can send me to the other side.

00:00:59Why don't you go to the municipal swimming pool?

00:01:02They just opened it.

00:01:03Take advantage, there are no mushrooms yet.

00:01:05I don't like it, there are too many old people.

00:01:07Also, they don't let me do nudism.

00:01:09And not here either.

00:01:11Come on, yes it can be.

00:01:13And the president does nothing.

00:01:17Mauri!

00:01:18Mauricio!

00:01:19What happens now?

00:01:21Do you think it's normal to use the light well for this?

00:01:24No lights, your boyfriend is blocking it for me.

00:01:27Also, the shads go in the dryer, damn it.

00:01:30You've got me up to here, huh?

00:01:32He had been singing to put the child to sleep for an hour.

00:01:34Oh, it was you!

00:01:36It seemed very, very early for loonies.

00:01:39If you are not able to balance your personal life with the presidency,

00:01:42it is best that you live.

00:01:43Yes, that's what I want.

00:01:44And you don't leave me.

00:01:45Have you seen it?

00:01:47He doesn't face the problems of the community.

00:01:49He is a political ostrich.

00:01:51Just a moment.

00:01:56Not the guide, the swimsuit is from Armani, damn it.

00:01:59And the next thing is fryer oil.

00:02:03How is the yard?

00:02:03Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:08Not here, not here.

00:02:10Every day is like this.

00:02:12I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:02:15I was just looking for some peace.

00:02:17I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:20Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:22Not here, not here.

00:02:23No, no, no.

00:02:24Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:02:26Not here, not here.

00:02:28No no.

00:02:29The house starts off with a party.

00:02:30I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:02:33The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:02:35I can't stand this place.

00:02:37All my neighbors have the fine boy.

00:02:39If not, come to my son.

00:02:40Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:02:43Where clowns cry, thieves, they steal from us.

00:02:44And stones always have something to tell.

00:02:48Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:02:50I can't stand an earthquake and a mudslide.

00:02:55Yeah.

00:02:56And you will have this ladder.

00:03:01Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:03Not here, not here.

00:03:05Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:07Days are like that.

00:03:09I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:12I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:14And I wake up your little memory in the chop.

00:03:16Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:19Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:21Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:24No.

00:03:26Melen, you told me you were renting me the other room.

00:03:29Now Fernando is going to live with Mauri and I'm left hanging.

00:03:32Well, I know, but what do you want me to do if Carmen doesn't leave?

00:03:34But you told him.

00:03:35It usually helps.

00:03:36Of course I told him.

00:03:37What happens is that she plays dumb.

00:03:38Well, no, it's just wrong.

00:03:40I mean, I think the horns with Emilio have destabilized some neurons in there.

00:03:44Do you know what I do now?

00:03:46Well, you can stay in my room.

00:03:49And we sleep together?

00:03:50Uh, no.

00:03:51I'll sleep on the couch and you can sleep in your bedroom, which will be much more comfortable with the baby.

00:03:55Belen, I'm a lesbian, not an infomaniac.

00:03:57Do you understand the difference?

00:03:59Nativity scene.

00:04:00Well, I'm going to keep uploading things.

00:04:02Emilio, will you help me now, okay?

00:04:03Hey?

00:04:04Ah, yes, yes, yes.

00:04:04I'll be right there.

00:04:05What the hell am I going to help her with, if she's not the owner?

00:04:07What do you want?

00:04:08I'm very busy.

00:04:09Belen, how thin he is, he won't come until the afternoon.

00:04:10I have a space in my schedule and I was thinking that at some point...

00:04:13No, I said no.

00:04:13Belen, just a moment ago.

00:04:14No?

00:04:16Are we going back?

00:04:17Man, I just got out of a relationship, I'll have to heal my wounds, right?

00:04:19Well, you're going home to heal.

00:04:21You have a nerve that you can step on.

00:04:22But I do it for both of us.

00:04:23Sex activates the happiness hormone, it is scientifically proven.

00:04:26Of course, since you don't read...

00:04:27Emilio, Carmen is still at home, imagine if she sees us.

00:04:30But if he's in an exam, he spends the day correcting.

00:04:32No.

00:04:33That's burning.

00:04:34But what do you think?

00:04:35So now that you're single you can come here for sex whenever you want?

00:04:38Look, you're already taking the door, you're already...

00:04:40I'll tell you one thing, okay?

00:04:43This can't go on like this.

00:04:44I want commitment.

00:04:46Yes, my love, yes.

00:04:47Commitment.

00:04:48You have turned off the iron.

00:04:50Yeah.

00:04:50Belen, I'm home now.

00:04:52Already.

00:04:52Don't you stop now?

00:04:54Take it away.

00:04:55Carmen!

00:04:56Yeah, I'm leaving.

00:04:57It's not like we're going to end up like this.

00:04:58No, take it away.

00:04:59Yes, just like that.

00:05:00No, I won't get there like that.

00:05:01Yes, yes.

00:05:02That you're going in a tantric way, that you've been doing it for a long time now.

00:05:04And I'm already ass inwards like the singer of cop.

00:05:06Oh no, get out of here.

00:05:07Belen, look what a beautiful shirt I bought.

00:05:11Yes, it is very pretty.

00:05:13Yes, that color looks great on you.

00:05:18No, he called me because he couldn't watch the second channel and he wants to watch the Olympics.

00:05:23of rhythmic gymnastics and of course, the silly, the silly, well...

00:05:26And no, he has gone up there.

00:05:27Well, it's okay.

00:05:29If you want to come back, I respect that.

00:05:31No, no, no, we're not going back.

00:05:33Ah, and it was just sex.

00:05:36What are you talking about?

00:05:39I already had the situation under control.

00:05:41Go on, get in.

00:05:42Get out of here.

00:05:43Yes, yes, yes, yes, that thing that's gone was the cutlery drawer.

00:05:46Here you have to put the plastic knives, like airplanes.

00:05:50But I want a normal boyfriend.

00:05:52Can he be a normal boyfriend or what?

00:05:54Normal.

00:05:55Dad, what are you doing here?

00:06:00I came to ask Nieves for another chance.

00:06:02How do you see this gesture?

00:06:05Well, you've never known how to be pitiful.

00:06:07You look like you're going to cheat the store.

00:06:08It's just that I realized that I was wrong about her.

00:06:10Yes, and sleeping on the floor of the tent is terrible, right?

00:06:13Well, yes, a little bit of everything.

00:06:14Well, you're late.

00:06:15Nieves leaves, rents the apartment.

00:06:17What are you saying?

00:06:19Natalia, I need a family.

00:06:21And I won't find it here.

00:06:22Aunt, if we love you so much, how can you leave?

00:06:24You know that this summer in the village you'll always have a bed for yourself.

00:06:28We can take care of Grandpa together and you can help him clean the shotgun.

00:06:32Okay, I'll call you.

00:06:33Let me fit in dates.

00:06:35Nieves, look who's come.

00:06:36Hello.

00:06:37You won't have the nerve to come and say goodbye.

00:06:39Look, why do I have the knives packed?

00:06:41What if not...?

00:06:42Nieves, I'm so sorry.

00:06:44You don't know how many nights I've spent in the sporting goods store.

00:06:47My soul hurts.

00:06:48And the back?

00:06:49I was about to do something stupid.

00:06:51I got into the tent, zipped it up, and turned on the camping gas.

00:06:55AND?

00:06:56It was one of the small ones, it just gave me a migraine.

00:06:58But what counts is the intention.

00:07:00Come on, let's go, I want to close.

00:07:05The keys.

00:07:06Yeah.

00:07:12Bye bye.

00:07:14Damn, and now go home.

00:07:16What a bummer.

00:07:16Dad, what are we going to do now?

00:07:17Well, it occupies, if it is invented.

00:07:20It is always good to make copies of the key.

00:07:24Juan, give me a kiss.

00:07:27You are my brother and I will always love you.

00:07:30Despite everything you've done to me.

00:07:32Take.

00:07:33Put this sign here on the portal and watch who comes in.

00:07:36Don't drill into my walls.

00:07:38It's a shame you're leaving us, Nieves.

00:07:40You were already a mass here.

00:07:42We are fully integrated into this, into our community.

00:07:44Yes, you kicked me out of the house, my boyfriend is trying to cheat on me with a sixty-year-old, and the neighbors are calling me the bad girl.

00:07:51Juan, the Palestinians are more integrated in Gaza than she is here.

00:07:55Herbs, without resentment.

00:07:58We've never really fit in, even though I've done my best.

00:08:01But you haven't opened up.

00:08:03Take care of Juan, even if you don't know how.

00:08:05José Miguel, give your aunt a kiss.

00:08:06Wait until she asks for it, okay?

00:08:08José Miguel, give me a kiss.

00:08:10Call me from time to time.

00:08:13Yes, yes, I'll send you a text message.

00:08:15Goodbye, aunt.

00:08:17Goodbye, Bolshevik.

00:08:19Natalia hasn't come down because she's exhausted.

00:08:21And you're not saying goodbye to us?

00:08:23Give them blood sausage, man.

00:08:25Chunga until the end.

00:08:27Nieves, fate has not wanted to unite us, but I will always carry you deep within me.

00:08:32Oh, get away!

00:08:33How beautiful the farewell was turning out.

00:08:35And why did you turn on the taximeter if we haven't even started yet?

00:08:39He's already setting it to zero.

00:08:41God.

00:08:48Well, life goes on.

00:08:51In reality, a building is like a living being, which renews itself, which changes.

00:08:54And we are the bifidus?

00:08:56I'm thinking of placing a plaque with the names of all the neighbors who have lived in the community.

00:09:00From the distinguished Don Bartolomé Méndez Zuloaga, teacher and mentor.

00:09:03I slept with him.

00:09:05Like a kind of monument.

00:09:07Yes, to those who died in an act of coexistence.

00:09:09Shut up, Mr. Cuesta! Shut up!

00:09:12Well, the idea is nice.

00:09:15Ignore them if you are an urban poet.

00:09:18Well, a little more romance would do us all good.

00:09:21After all, a building is a silent witness to...

00:09:25What's that? What did you put there, Lucia?

00:09:28Well, I don't know, from a distance it looks like one of those air conditioning units.

00:09:32I'm surprised. Ugh, what's he doing in the heat?

00:09:35But that is an aberration.

00:09:36The president must be contacted immediately.

00:09:39Emilio, urgent meeting!

00:09:41Hey, Juan, why don't we take advantage and put one in?

00:09:44With one of those anti-pollen filters?

00:09:49Juan?

00:09:51Juan! What are you doing here talking to yourself?

00:09:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:09:58The nut ice cream from a academy, no, Roberto, you're sinking me.

00:10:01Lucia, you can't overcome crises with a Donete blow.

00:10:04Get your act together, look on the bright side.

00:10:06How can I be positive if I've already canceled my wedding twice?

00:10:09Next time you send out invitations to people, they'll do it like they do with bank letters.

00:10:12They're going to throw them away without looking.

00:10:13Look, glucose doesn't let you think.

00:10:15Your thing with Carlos wasn't going anywhere.

00:10:17By leaving you, he did you a favor.

00:10:18No, no, no, we both broke up.

00:10:19Well, that's it.

00:10:21Lucia, you've made a series of bad, catastrophic decisions, but you can still rebuild your life.

00:10:27No, I'm too old now.

00:10:28But what are you going to grow up to be?

00:10:29You are smart, pretty, funny.

00:10:32Why didn't you meet the prince at a party?

00:10:34If not, you would now be Mrs. Lucía with a Z.

00:10:38Oh, thank goodness you're here.

00:10:40Well yes.

00:10:41What do you have there?

00:10:42Nothing.

00:10:43And this?

00:10:45Well, it was just in case...

00:10:46I was having that typical afternoon blues.

00:10:49It's a little cookie like that, chocolate.

00:10:52I just spoke to Carlos and he says you've called off the wedding.

00:10:55But I already had everything organized.

00:10:57I haven't gotten Plácido or Julio, but I have hired Chenoa, who is the Spanish C hazelnut.

00:11:01Well, let's see, what happened?

00:11:03Well, we've left it, Dad.

00:11:05And it seemed like enough reason to call off the wedding.

00:11:07Hello.

00:11:08Daughter, but it's normal that you have fights.

00:11:10It's the nerves of the preparations.

00:11:12Two days before our wedding, your mother and I weren't speaking.

00:11:15Things didn't improve after that, but we went to the altar as God intended.

00:11:19Carlos has left Alba pregnant.

00:11:21And yes, he has gone.

00:11:22Dad, he left me.

00:11:23To Alba?

00:11:24Yeah.

00:11:24Diego's?

00:11:25But what a soap opera this is.

00:11:26But I was the first one who wanted to get married.

00:11:28If I also had everything ready.

00:11:30The bun, the dress, the banquet, the church, everything.

00:11:32But if you can't, then you can't.

00:11:33That's it, it's suspended.

00:11:35Or not?

00:11:36But this one, when did he come in?

00:11:37I was here.

00:11:39Lucia, I'm marrying you.

00:11:42The first time it didn't go well for us, but maybe now it's our time.

00:11:45With the painter?

00:11:46No, my daughter, not for me, no.

00:11:49Are you serious?

00:11:50I've never been more serious in my life.

00:11:52How do you see it?

00:11:53Well yes, right?

00:11:54But yes, like, there is excitement.

00:11:56Or yes, like, well, anyway, I'll move on.

00:12:00No.

00:12:00Because?

00:12:01I mean, yes, it's a yes that is.

00:12:03Well, I don't know, yes, right?

00:12:06Daughter, take your time.

00:12:07Things need to be thought about.

00:12:09A week at a spa, giving yourself mud baths, and ideas are declared.

00:12:12Dad, don't manipulate me, I'm not a councilor.

00:12:14Well, okay, okay, okay, you know.

00:12:16In short, divorces are now handled online.

00:12:18You stay calm.

00:12:19I'm going to do my best to make your daughter happy.

00:12:21I know you and I have never gotten along very well.

00:12:24Hey, what do you think of Giorgidan as the opening act?

00:12:27That man fills the dance floor.

00:12:29Dad, I don't know, we already talked about it.

00:12:37Well, what do we do now?

00:12:38Well, I don't know.

00:12:40A kiss would be nice, wouldn't it?

00:12:41Yeah.

00:12:44Daughter, you're there!

00:12:46Well, don't fuck with me.

00:12:46The Powerpuff Girls, Hide and Seek.

00:12:48Why me?

00:12:48Because they think I'm not getting married anymore.

00:12:50You have to take advantage of it, run.

00:12:51Cuesta is angry with your air conditioning.

00:13:00and has called an urgent meeting.

00:13:03Oh, what a nice cool breeze!

00:13:05If you feel more like living, why don't we have the meeting here?

00:13:08Why not?

00:13:08Come on, come on!

00:13:09Idi at the meeting!

00:13:10I'll go later.

00:13:10Poor thing, you must be feeling so bad, alone and without a boyfriend.

00:13:14An expert tells you this, huh?

00:13:15That's been going on for 60 years.

00:13:17Doctor of virginity!

00:13:18At least Manolo didn't leave me.

00:13:20Here we are again with Manolo!

00:13:21To the one who rolls down the stairs!

00:13:22But stop arguing now!

00:13:24Save the insults for the board!

00:13:27Let's see, before starting the meeting,

00:13:29We are going to proceed with the distribution of propaganda from the new mailbox,

00:13:32Since no one collects it, it accumulates and scatters.

00:13:36Dental clinic with discount on whitening.

00:13:38Who cares?

00:13:39Townhouses in Torrevieja, Alicante, no obligation viewing.

00:13:45Please, Emilio, we are gathered here.

00:13:46to deal with much more important issues.

00:13:48Well, I'll just throw it away and that's it.

00:13:50You'll see the way.

00:13:51Will it be on the beachfront?

00:13:53Okay, come on, let's get started.

00:13:55The meeting has been called at the request of Mr. Juan Cuesta,

00:13:57so you say.

00:13:59Well, what can I say? I'm dismayed.

00:14:02It's just that this time is awful.

00:14:03There are a lot of currents and you get cold quickly.

00:14:06Let's continue as if nothing had happened.

00:14:09The owner of the third floor has installed an air conditioning unit on her balcony.

00:14:12without consulting the community.

00:14:14Well, I mean, last year I was roasting hot because you wouldn't let me put it on.

00:14:17And this summer I don't feel like spending it the same way.

00:14:19Besides, it doesn't bother you that much, I say.

00:14:21It's annoying that you have it and we don't.

00:14:23Leave Lucia alone, poor thing!

00:14:26She's having hot flashes, this is the second time her wedding has been ruined.

00:14:29Well, I had already bought the dress, you pay for that.

00:14:32And why would you buy a dress if you weren't invited to the wedding?

00:14:36Let's not fool ourselves and we're going to go anyway.

00:14:38Please, let's focus, we're going off on a tangent.

00:14:40Okay, a field trip.

00:14:42Doña Vicenta, you come to the meetings already medicated, okay?

00:14:45I urge the president to call Lucía to order.

00:14:48How annoying!

00:14:49I remember that the owner has violated article 7, section 3 of the internal regulations.

00:14:53which expressly prohibits the placement of elements that alter the aesthetics of the façade.

00:14:58I don't give a damn.

00:14:59Sorry?

00:15:00I don't care, I don't care at all.

00:15:01Next item of business, I have to bathe the baby.

00:15:04Like this, like this, like this, like this, fluidly.

00:15:05But well, this is the end.

00:15:07Let it be recorded that the president has disparaged an owner.

00:15:10Let's see, I've tried to get rid of being president, I've tried to do things right.

00:15:14And besides not achieving anything, it almost cost me my relationship with Fernando.

00:15:16So I'm passing, and I warn you that I plan to be like this all year.

00:15:19Mauricio, I remind you that your obligation is...

00:15:20Just sitting here, hanging out, playing with my multimedia phone, nothing more.

00:15:24Oh well, then we'll have to elect another president.

00:15:27No, that's what he wants.

00:15:28The gay man is challenging us, and he'll finish his term.

00:15:32But the community is going to be ungoverned.

00:15:34It was about time, anarchy and cold beer.

00:15:37Gregorio, I demand an immediate vote of no confidence.

00:15:40Calm down, don't panic.

00:15:42This is a very common figure in communities.

00:15:44President Pasota.

00:15:46That's what the administrator is for.

00:15:48Because if each neighbor behaved responsibly,

00:15:51Well, there would be no need for a president, come on.

00:15:52If we are six floors and a store.

00:15:54There it is.

00:15:55I don't care.

00:15:56As long as I keep getting paid, I avoid having to suck up to anyone.

00:15:59Okay, so there's no problem with my air conditioning, right?

00:16:01Of course not.

00:16:02And the rest of you can do whatever you want.

00:16:03Which is an alteration of the aesthetics of the façade.

00:16:06Juan, calm down.

00:16:07Don't worry.

00:16:08Well, it won't be the only one, because I'm thinking of glassing my balconies because of the noise.

00:16:11So we put the satellite dish.

00:16:14Yes, the new episodes of La Despechada are starting.

00:16:16Oh, God.

00:16:17The gardener returns for revenge, he has had a sex change.

00:16:20And now she wants to get involved with Grandpa to keep all his fortune.

00:16:23Well, everything is settled now.

00:16:24Questions and requests?

00:16:25I challenge the board.

00:16:26The session is adjourned.

00:16:27Long live the revolution!

00:16:28You are the gay Guevara!

00:16:30You see?

00:16:30It's the first time I've left here happy.

00:16:33Gregorio, I find it shameful what you have allowed to happen here today.

00:16:36I'll keep the accounts, Juan.

00:16:37How you organize yourselves is not my business.

00:16:40Juan, take a deep breath.

00:16:42Oh!

00:16:43You are loading yourself with negative energy.

00:16:46Look.

00:16:47Tai Chi.

00:16:48Emotional and mental well-being.

00:16:50Free parking.

00:16:54Absolute victory at the meeting.

00:16:55Lack of governance is rife in the community.

00:16:57Maury, I just love children.

00:16:59I want you and I to have a child.

00:17:01Man, it's complicated for now.

00:17:03But hey, with cloning and stem cells,

00:17:05maybe in a couple of years...

00:17:06Of course, let's see which of the two gets pregnant,

00:17:08that then some tremendous stars come out.

00:17:10And why don't we adopt?

00:17:12So we will have the couple.

00:17:14Let's see, let's see, stop.

00:17:15No, for now we are going to take care of the one we have.

00:17:17and then God will say.

00:17:18Do you realize that if we got married

00:17:20we would be the first homosexual couple

00:17:21with a large family?

00:17:23Do you want to get married?

00:17:25No.

00:17:26Come on, I didn't say that.

00:17:28Ah, okay, okay, okay.

00:17:31Did you say it?

00:17:32Maury.

00:17:33It's okay, I haven't bothered myself.

00:17:35Of course.

00:17:35If it bothers you on top of that...

00:17:38Let's see if you're the one who wants to get married.

00:17:40Come on, ask me.

00:17:42I don't?

00:17:43You ask me.

00:17:44No, not me.

00:17:46Of course, now they let us get married,

00:17:48but it is still not clear who has to ask whom.

00:17:50In heterosexual couples, it is assumed that the one who declares his love to her is the one he is.

00:17:53Or not?

00:17:54Yeah.

00:17:54Yes, it's all a bit of a mess.

00:17:56But the important thing is that we finally have time to be together.

00:17:59Awesome.

00:17:59Come on, let's move on to Ezequiel.

00:18:01Come on, let's go to that mommies' park.

00:18:03Let's see if they have the balls to look at you now.

00:18:05Maury, that was enough with the mommy thing, huh?

00:18:07Well, that's it, I want to check out that huge success you have there.

00:18:10Come on, let's go.

00:18:12Oh, handsome.

00:18:13It's just mind-blowing.

00:18:15Yes, Roberto was here comforting me and hiding the chocolate from me.

00:18:17and suddenly he declared in front of my father

00:18:20who wants to marry me.

00:18:23What an asshole!

00:18:24It is thought that you are going to crawl desperately

00:18:26to marry that loser, because he is a loser.

00:18:29Well, I told him yes.

00:18:31Ah!

00:18:32Congratulations!

00:18:33Well, are you a couple?

00:18:36But Lucía, last week you were going to marry Carlos.

00:18:38I understand that it is very upsetting to miss the church date.

00:18:41Look, look, what is clear is that Roberto loves me.

00:18:43Hey, I'm fed up, I want to get married.

00:18:45And so now I take this pressure off of myself.

00:18:46And what are you going to do with the invitations if you've already sent them?

00:18:49Well, you can put a separate piece of paper, like in the theater.

00:18:52Today the role of the boyfriend will be played by Roberto Alonso.

00:18:54Excuse the coins.

00:18:58Well, look, what is clear is that Roberto has been my boyfriend

00:19:01for many, many years, right?

00:19:02And Carlos, well, it was a tantrum.

00:19:04And if you think about it, things fit together, right?

00:19:07Things happen for a reason in life.

00:19:11Hello.

00:19:12And what are you doing here?

00:19:13Wait, wait, don't say anything.

00:19:14I know I've messed up, but can you just listen to me for a second?

00:19:17Yes, yes, come in, come in, come in.

00:19:19Well, I'll have to decide that, won't I?

00:19:20Woman, since he's climbed three floors, let him explain.

00:19:23Clear.

00:19:25Come on, come in.

00:19:27Look, Lucia.

00:19:29What happened with Alba was the biggest mistake of my life, the biggest.

00:19:33But it was a momentary burst of paternity.

00:19:35Look, it has a clinical basis.

00:19:37My psychoanalyst has given me a justification.

00:19:39It's no good to me.

00:19:45Well, I figured as much, but whatever.

00:19:49You know I love you.

00:19:51Marry me.

00:19:53Oysters!

00:19:54What a pedrolo!

00:19:55Yes I want!

00:19:57Sorry.

00:19:58Excuse me, it's just that the ring has possessed her.

00:20:00Sure, now I understand the movie, it's the attraction.

00:20:02Well, Carlos, after all the trouble, what you can't do is come here, to my house, with this huge ring, and expect me to marry you.

00:20:10Man, help!

00:20:11Let's see, that's it...

00:20:13Pull what it weighs!

00:20:14Let's see, let's see.

00:20:15Look, I've reached an agreement with Alba.

00:20:17I'm going to pay you child support, but nothing more, I swear.

00:20:20You are the most important thing in the world.

00:20:22Give me a chance.

00:20:25Okay, we're getting married.

00:20:26But what are you saying?

00:20:27Okay, okay, well I have to go to the tailor, I left the suit half-finished.

00:20:33Okay.

00:20:33Hey, did your dad get Villancé?

00:20:35More or less.

00:20:36Chenoa?

00:20:37Chenoa?

00:20:38Yeah.

00:20:39What is Chenoa?

00:20:39Well, my love, I'll call you later.

00:20:41Yeah.

00:20:44We fixed it.

00:20:46Look, you're getting married.

00:20:47And with two.

00:20:48Already?

00:20:49Well, consult a lawyer, because the gay wedding thing has gone ahead,

00:20:54But I think the bigamy has been stopped in the Senate.

00:20:57I just don't know what to do, Bea.

00:20:58I'm afraid of choosing wrong.

00:21:00But Lucia, this isn't the 1, 2, 3 auction.

00:21:02That those boys have feelings.

00:21:04Not many, but...

00:21:06You see?

00:21:06This is what pisses me off.

00:21:07Between the pretty girls who monopolize everything and the gays that are left for me.

00:21:11Hey?

00:21:11Well, Emilio.

00:21:12No, not Emilio.

00:21:13Well, look, I'll sleep on it, okay?

00:21:15And I'll talk to them tomorrow.

00:21:20My ring.

00:21:22Ah, it doesn't come out.

00:21:24Take a knife?

00:21:26Ah, it doesn't come out.

00:21:28It's cute.

00:21:29Excellent.

00:21:38Hey, do you need specialized advice?

00:21:40It's that Paquito the flying bike is delivering to my son.

00:21:43I need a movie to pass the night.

00:21:46And forget about the shitty life I have.

00:21:48Take Bridget Jones, a thirty-something in crisis.

00:21:50Are you going to identify an egg?

00:21:52No, sorry.

00:21:53I can't identify myself at all.

00:21:54Bridget Jones was between Hugh Grant and the...

00:21:57And another one that was really good.

00:21:59I'm between Emilio and a vibrator.

00:22:00Yes, it is a bad thing.

00:22:02Oh, but why is it so difficult to find someone interesting?

00:22:05What are you doing, my godmother?

00:22:07It's just that at your age, the ones who are worth it are already taken.

00:22:09And the rest are here?

00:22:12Oh, sorry.

00:22:13No, no, keep it.

00:22:14No, no, really, you, if I don't mind, I can watch it another time.

00:22:16But I don't either...

00:22:17Hey, do you want to watch it together?

00:22:20What a machete blow.

00:22:21This one is for a grade.

00:22:22Well, that's another option too.

00:22:25My name is Felipe.

00:22:26I am Belén.

00:22:27Hello.

00:22:27This is always the most boring part.

00:22:28Now he'll be funny or he'll mark the package.

00:22:30Hey, are you an athlete or are you just washing your car?

00:22:33No, she's the funny one.

00:22:34No, I am personal training.

00:22:35Know?

00:22:36I train important people like this, politicians, bishops, actors...

00:22:39I prepared Ana Obregón for Ana and the Seven's American bar.

00:22:42Yeah.

00:22:43I love sports.

00:22:45I am super athletic.

00:22:46Hey, well, I go out for a run every afternoon.

00:22:48If you want, we can meet.

00:22:49Going for a run?

00:22:50Yeah.

00:22:50Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:22:52For me, jogging is like the base, right?

00:22:56Well, give me your phone number and I'll call you.

00:22:57Yes, I live here on the third floor B.

00:22:59Ah.

00:23:00This way it won't be narrow.

00:23:01Well, I'll stop by around six.

00:23:05A quarter past six.

00:23:06This gives me time to warm up a little and take my isotonic drinks.

00:23:10Okay, see you later, okay?

00:23:14Bye.

00:23:15Bye bye.

00:23:16Hey, your fairy godmother has gotten her act together.

00:23:20But you have seen it.

00:23:21Did it get to me?

00:23:22Hey, Belén, are you serious about being an athlete?

00:23:24Because I think you only run when Concha asks you for the rent.

00:23:27Look, kid, I did rhythmic gymnastics when I was little and something has to stay.

00:23:33How connected.

00:23:34How connected.

00:23:39This is going to end up in the emergency room.

00:23:41It's just that we're all sorely lacking in affection.

00:23:43The loneliness of the big city.

00:23:44Here, man.

00:23:46Take a crust.

00:23:47Thanks, man.

00:23:48Son, if anyone asks for me, I'm upstairs.

00:23:50But who's going to ask for you if you don't even exist for the Treasury?

00:23:54Where are you going with the sausages?

00:23:55I'm setting up a business on the roof.

00:23:57Dad, I don't want any trouble with the neighbors, okay?

00:23:58What are you doing?

00:23:59But here, what do you care?

00:24:00If anarchy reigns.

00:24:01It's thrown out, board.

00:24:03And cut your toenails.

00:24:04I won't tell you this again.

00:24:06If I cut them, I'll paddle in the bathtub.

00:24:07Let's see, I bought some little fish that stick.

00:24:09Some little fish?

00:24:11A shark.

00:24:12I'm going to buy it to see if it eats you yet.

00:24:15Man, Mr. Guerra.

00:24:17How are you here?

00:24:18On a nostalgic visit?

00:24:19No.

00:24:19To collect the letters.

00:24:23That the embargo orders keep coming to me here.

00:24:27And where do you like it now?

00:24:28I've rented a terraced house on the outskirts, as the shop is going from strength to strength.

00:24:32As soon as summer arrives, you start using bikinis and slimming creams that are useless.

00:24:38And things get off the ground.

00:24:40Hello.

00:24:41Come see the apartment for rent.

00:24:43Ah, well, very well.

00:24:44And what does it tell me?

00:24:45He spoke to the owner on the phone and told me he would show it to the doorman.

00:24:48That you have the keys.

00:24:49What a Moor he is, he is so tough.

00:24:50Boy, he left me a tip for the bitch.

00:24:53Hey, is the building quiet?

00:24:55What are the neighbors like?

00:24:56Well, you see, there's a little bit of everything, like an assortment of cookies.

00:25:00Varied.

00:25:11Dad, there's no electricity or gas here.

00:25:12What is this? Some kind of hippie experiment?

00:25:14People come to see the apartment.

00:25:16You have to hide.

00:25:17If it is true that a son should look to his father as a model,

00:25:20And what conclusion do I draw from this?

00:25:21Hide, damn it.

00:25:22Oh, take that.

00:25:23Well, this is the floor.

00:25:33Exterior, floating flooring, open-plan kitchen.

00:25:36And so?

00:25:37That?

00:25:38That's what I say.

00:25:40Hello?

00:25:41But someone lives here.

00:25:42No, no, I have the key.

00:25:44It is perhaps a rustic design lamp.

00:25:46I feel a lot of negative energy in this apartment.

00:25:50Negative energy?

00:25:51Well, you've already discussed that with the owner.

00:25:53What it has is heating, washing machine...

00:25:55Can we see the rooms?

00:25:57Yes of course.

00:25:57Look, this is the master bedroom.

00:26:04I am not married.

00:26:05Well, the big room.

00:26:06Come in, come in.

00:26:18The ad said the rooms were exterior.

00:26:21And they are.

00:26:22You go to the courtyard so often, it's where the big decisions about the building are made.

00:26:25This is like Congress, but without a reporter.

00:26:28And what about camping?

00:26:30Hey, this isn't fucking funny, huh?

00:26:32Excuse me, but I'm leaving.

00:26:33I feel strange sensations in here.

00:26:36Wait, wait, that's going to be the kid in front, who's a bit of a bastard.

00:26:39José, you're going to get a slap on the wrist that you'll find out.

00:26:56Emilio!

00:26:56Tell us.

00:26:58Radio patio at the end of the stairs.

00:27:00We need data.

00:27:01Who's the new one?

00:27:02But he's gone.

00:27:03They say there are negative energies in this apartment.

00:27:05And when did you put that, Nieves?

00:27:06If it is not tested in board.

00:27:07Oh, you saw that he shit himself.

00:27:11Yes, but it wasn't a miracle that caught us.

00:27:13Let's go before Emilio shows up with all the neighbors.

00:27:15No, the other way around.

00:27:16If this, what has happened to us is the best thing that could happen to us.

00:27:19The more afraid we are, the more they will leave us alone.

00:27:22Strange things are going to start happening here.

00:27:25How hot, please!

00:27:27There isn't even a hint of...

00:27:28Hey, Doña Isabel, you know so much about mysticism and other dimensions.

00:27:33A lady came to see the second B and said that this apartment has a lot of negative energy.

00:27:37When he left, I heard a strange noise in the closet.

00:27:40And I opened it and there was no one.

00:27:41Yes, the negative energy thing is true.

00:27:44I noticed strange things when I lived there.

00:27:46There is a corner in the bedroom where the epi-lady didn't work for me.

00:27:51But let's see how this negative energy thing goes, because I have to keep showing the floor.

00:27:55This is good.

00:27:56You have to make an astral chart for the house, because I think it's the building's dark spot.

00:28:00An entrance for the spirits?

00:28:03Are you telling me there are ghosts inside?

00:28:05Man!

00:28:06Concha's husband died in strange circumstances in that apartment.

00:28:09No, nothing strange about it.

00:28:10Concha killed him.

00:28:11Marisa, we have no proof.

00:28:13The man fell asleep in the morning and drowned.

00:28:15And Concha didn't tear him to pieces, because she reached her son in time.

00:28:19Very good.

00:28:21A wonderful story.

00:28:23You don't care.

00:28:24Wandering spirits, it seems against a wall.

00:28:26Well, I'm not going to continue showing the apartment.

00:28:28It's that it's busted in an agency or something.

00:28:30I already have enough of a bad relationship with my father.

00:28:33How cool!

00:28:33A cursed apartment, like in the movies.

00:28:36Hey!

00:28:37The one with the satellite dish is here.

00:28:40The scorned one!

00:28:40Pull, pull down!

00:28:43I warn you that this façade is historic and you may be fined by the city council.

00:28:47Or the European Union, huh?

00:28:48That has inspectors everywhere.

00:28:50Yes, but between the bleeding and the sunstroke, they don't even know where they are.

00:28:54You can put a vine or some plants on top or the antenna waves will kill them.

00:28:59Madam, you may have the clothes.

00:29:00But if you want to watch TV, leave it as it is, it's much better.

00:29:03Well, I'll report this and you'll get a fine.

00:29:06And now they're seizing checking accounts.

00:29:08Treacherously!

00:29:09Juan, what bothers you is that things are starting to work out now.

00:29:12You don't care if I close my balcony, do you?

00:29:14What's up!

00:29:15Do you mind if we put this here?

00:29:18Not at all.

00:29:19Do you see it?

00:29:20When have these ladies and I ever agreed on anything?

00:29:22In Fernando's ass.

00:29:23Those are two shells!

00:29:27Are you putting on your swimsuit or what's going on?

00:29:29We have to go up and use the pool!

00:29:32What pool?

00:29:43Look, we have to come earlier, okay?

00:29:45That hammocks are not reserved here.

00:29:46Yes, it's a shame that those across the street can't see us and make them jealous.

00:29:50Mariano, another mojito, please.

00:29:52Coming in, pretty!

00:29:53But well, but well, but what have you set up here?

00:29:56Hey, a cool terrace.

00:29:58It says it on the poster, liter and liven up.

00:30:01Hey, does anyone dare to go to the nudist area?

00:30:04Myself!

00:30:05Marisa, no!

00:30:06And now you're not going to say anything either.

00:30:08Yes, that seems very good to me.

00:30:10This was a useless area and now the neighbors enjoy it.

00:30:13And now we'll have barbecues here, because the clothes in the yard stink.

00:30:18This terrace is not licensed.

00:30:20It contravenes not only the statutes, but also municipal laws regarding...

00:30:24And what are you doing here?

00:30:25Oh yeah?

00:30:26Home right now.

00:30:27Hey, I'm coming to work!

00:30:28I'm going to take some pictures for my website.

00:30:30Hey, who's staying for lunch?

00:30:32Choricito, criollo and caña 250.

00:30:34Juan, can you put some cream on my back?

00:30:38Look, on top of that it's linked.

00:30:41Come on, Juan, relax, I'll buy you a beer.

00:30:42No, no, I don't want to know anything about this, Mauri.

00:30:45Juan, a little bit of attitude.

00:30:47How unlucky you were going to be.

00:30:49Bea is 100% deviant.

00:30:51He looks at me with lust.

00:30:52He thinks I don't notice.

00:30:54Clear.

00:30:55I'm provoking him.

00:31:01The most romantic movie in history is Alien.

00:31:04Damn, it's a gothic-techno-futuristic version of Beauty and the Beast.

00:31:08There is a beautiful love-hate relationship between Lieutenant Ripley and the alien.

00:31:12If the first script, the first draft, was done by Corín Tellado.

00:31:15Look, it's about hooking up with a girl.

00:31:17If I touch him while he's watching that movie, he'll jump and grab onto the lamp.

00:31:20Well, the other day Lourdes and I watched all four of us in one go and ended up crying.

00:31:24Of course, the poor girl would feel identified with the bug.

00:31:27Well, if you don't have a clue about cinema, man.

00:31:29Which alien is beautiful?

00:31:32Hey?

00:31:33Let's see if we land.

00:31:34Dude, you're over there, huh?

00:31:35Damn, something happened to me that you're going to freak out about.

00:31:39Well, no, because I can't tell you.

00:31:41Come, come, come, if you're looking forward to it.

00:31:42Hey, if we keep secrets in the Council of Wise Men or down below.

00:31:45Okay, come on, fine, but you can't get out of here, okay?

00:31:47If the neighbors find out, I'll kill her.

00:31:48Yes, damn it.

00:31:50Start preparing a good party because...

00:31:52I'm marrying Lucia!

00:31:53That!

00:31:55Hey?

00:31:55Yes, of course, you're all invited.

00:31:57As long as you respect my cousins, who all have boyfriends.

00:32:00It's not a problem, but how could I not be invited if I'm the one marrying Lucía?

00:32:04Please, Roberto, accept reality now.

00:32:07That this paranoid state you live in is not good for you or those around you.

00:32:10But what are you saying, clown, if I spoke to her this morning?

00:32:12And I gave her a ring a while ago and she put it on.

00:32:15I saw this in a contest.

00:32:16One of the two is lying, we have to find out who.

00:32:18Come on, let's go up and ask him.

00:32:19You're a wimp, you're a wimp.

00:32:21Well, come on, you're going to make a fool of yourself.

00:32:23Come on, let's go, move it.

00:32:25Hey, Josemi, pay me for the fries, the fries!

00:32:27I think Lucía hasn't made up her mind, because she's waiting for me to hit the growth spurt.

00:32:33Hey, what's cooking?

00:32:35Lucía, who is going to marry Carlos and Roberto.

00:32:37With both of them?

00:32:37It is unknown, that's what we're getting at.

00:32:39Vicenta, take the chickpeas off the heat.

00:32:41Vigamia in the third.

00:32:43Go!

00:32:44We have to tell Concha, who is in the pool.

00:32:48Don't run me down the stairs because the wood is getting thinner.

00:32:51Roberto and Carlos were going to fight because of the vibromyalgia.

00:32:54What did he say?

00:32:55Fights and backrooms are prohibited within the community perimeter.

00:32:59Circulars are not read, you have to put on a PA system.

00:33:01Juan, what's wrong with you?

00:33:04You are very heavy.

00:33:05Are you in time to retire?

00:33:09Well, look, almost not.

00:33:10I'd rather see the look on your face like a fool.

00:33:12Us too.

00:33:13Lucia, tell Roberto that you're marrying me so he can go home and cry.

00:33:17Lucia, you should have told him about us, because now he's going to make a fool of himself in front of everyone.

00:33:20Can you both come over for a moment?

00:33:24But what are you doing here?

00:33:26Don't close the door on us, we're still going to go.

00:33:29It's just that it's armored.

00:33:31Isolate more.

00:33:32Well, bets are being taken.

00:33:33José Miguel, please.

00:33:35I bet five euros.

00:33:37By Roberto.

00:33:38Shh, come on.

00:33:39You see, we have a little logistics problem.

00:33:44You see?

00:33:44She's wearing the ring, my ring.

00:33:46So you're either leaving or you're going to the bathroom until the neighbors leave.

00:33:49Let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:33:50There's a moment when I'm going crazy.

00:33:52Lucia, have you told me yes or no?

00:33:54Yeah.

00:33:55Take!

00:33:55And him too.

00:33:56Take it!

00:33:59Lucia, what's going on?

00:34:00Well, nothing, a very nice thing.

00:34:02You two love me very much.

00:34:03I love you both very much.

00:34:05And since we all love each other so much here, well, come on, I don't know who to marry.

00:34:08I asked you first.

00:34:09Yes, a year and a half ago, I didn't screw you.

00:34:11And I was her boyfriend when I was 15, when you were just a marginalized thug who did graffiti.

00:34:15Well, well, well, well.

00:34:16Calm down, okay?

00:34:17Since I knew this was going to happen, I prepared a fair and equitable solution for both of us.

00:34:21Oh yeah?

00:34:22Which?

00:34:22The people out there are going to vote, like Operación Triunfo.

00:34:24Send a text message to wedding space, Roberto, to 554.

00:34:28What number did you say?

00:34:29No, no, sorry.

00:34:30This is much more serious, Roberto.

00:34:32I've prepared some compatibility tests, and then you fill them out and sign them with a pseudonym so I'm not influenced.

00:34:37And that's it.

00:34:38If your partner gains 25 kilos after the wedding, A, you get divorced, B, you pay for his pilates sessions or C, you sympathize and gain a lot of weight yourself.

00:34:48Hey, don't you give the results in person or do you post them on the bulletin board?

00:34:52Lucia, this isn't what love is like. I'm not willing to go through this humiliation.

00:34:56I do.

00:34:57Me too.

00:34:58Well, what? What do they say?

00:35:00Lucia is going to give you a written exam.

00:35:03Better oral, because otherwise we don't hear anything.

00:35:05Well, the press conference is starting.

00:35:07Let's see, Marisa from Radiopatio, is it true that there will be a theory-only exam or a bed test?

00:35:13I'm not going to open my mouth, so leave me alone.

00:35:24You call the ambulance, it makes me laugh.

00:35:29But that's where all your air conditioning is going to go.

00:35:32Alas, hole in the roof, if you could have seen it coming.

00:35:35Let's see, he killed us.

00:35:36This won't be private, huh?

00:35:38I to social security.

00:35:40Oh, oh, oh!

00:35:41Yes, sir.

00:35:42Oh, oh, oh!

00:35:42Don't make dinner when we get there, okay?

00:35:44Because we collapsed in the middle of a barbecue.

00:35:47If you're going to kill me right away.

00:35:49Don't take too many x-rays, he's already very damaged.

00:35:51Look, he'll die.

00:35:53How can you let them put a pool on the roof of my house?

00:35:55Mauri, if I'm going to be watching TV, they'll kill me.

00:35:58Watching too much TV is really bad.

00:36:00They said it the other day on TV.

00:36:01But it's not my fault.

00:36:03We agreed that everyone was responsible for their actions, right?

00:36:05Until the brown arrives.

00:36:06That's where you come in.

00:36:07As president you are the only one responsible.

00:36:09There must have been at least four cubic meters of water in that pool.

00:36:12That's four tons in a wooden structure that's over a century old.

00:36:16In which no case was designed to support such weight.

00:36:20This one didn't miss Petete's big book.

00:36:22Well, thank you very much for the clarification.

00:36:24But who pays for my roof, huh?

00:36:25Because now all this has left me homeless.

00:36:27But in that hole you put a skylight.

00:36:29And you have a beautiful living room with natural light.

00:36:32You can sleep counting stars.

00:36:34Come on, pull up, you smell like you're about to spill.

00:36:36And my living room is flooded, huh?

00:36:38And as far as I know, the community does not have any liability insurance.

00:36:41It's a chain of negligence.

00:36:43Well, report Mariano.

00:36:44After all, it was his idea.

00:36:45Don't count on my father, because he was born insolvent.

00:36:48If he only had money on the day of his communion and he spent it on tobacco.

00:36:51Mauri, come here for a second.

00:36:55Juan is right.

00:36:57You could get a package for all this.

00:36:59The president is responsible for these things.

00:37:00You could go to prison.

00:37:01That?

00:37:02So, Pepe Gotera is bringing down our roof because he's putting in a pool.

00:37:05and in the end, the one who goes to jail is me.

00:37:06But who writes the laws in this country?

00:37:08Haystacks and excess?

00:37:09Well, more or less.

00:37:10I'm just saying, pray that Concha and Mariano don't have anything serious.

00:37:13And they report you.

00:37:13Which hospital, Ivan?

00:37:15Well, what?

00:37:16How are you?

00:37:17Do I look athletic?

00:37:18Hey...

00:37:19You look very cute, huh?

00:37:21Yeah.

00:37:22In a Jean Fonda style, so eighties.

00:37:24Cool.

00:37:25Today I'm going for a run with Felipe.

00:37:27Say futin, which is better understood.

00:37:29Did you come up to get me?

00:37:35Hey, I saw Carmen leave and I said we could break up.

00:37:38But what are you dressed as?

00:37:39From Spilegar sportsman?

00:37:41I'm going for a jog, idiot.

00:37:43Come on, let's go to bed, I'm going to have a good time with my tights.

00:37:45That?

00:37:45No, Emilio.

00:37:46Too late.

00:37:47I have found another man.

00:37:48Dressed like that?

00:37:49I don't believe it.

00:37:50He is athletic and very handsome.

00:37:52His name is Felipe and he is a personal trainer.

00:37:54And what is that?

00:37:55Well, I train celebrities.

00:37:57So, I'm not looking around for a moment and you're already out there making a living.

00:37:59Emilio, you give me so many problems.

00:38:01I give you problems and orgasms.

00:38:04Hey, but it's true about that personal trainer.

00:38:06Look how she's dressed.

00:38:08That's love.

00:38:13Hello.

00:38:14Hello.

00:38:14What? Warming up?

00:38:15That?

00:38:16I'm already here.

00:38:17Hey, but those sneakers aren't even up to par.

00:38:19Not cross-trail, not anything, right?

00:38:22Are you going to run with that?

00:38:23Are you going to crush your feet?

00:38:24It's that they are special.

00:38:26Yes, they are custom made for me based on the shape of my big toe.

00:38:30And what's wrong with your big toe?

00:38:31No, nothing.

00:38:32It's very pretty, isn't it?

00:38:33What happens is that it is the way of stepping.

00:38:36Then everything changes.

00:38:37The insole, the laces, the...

00:38:39We're leaving.

00:38:40Well, what?

00:38:41Shall we start off easy?

00:38:42Half an hour?

00:38:43Well, if you don't want to force yourself.

00:38:45We could also go for a ten-minute run and have a horchata.

00:38:48Okay, you're right.

00:38:50Let's stop with the nonsense.

00:38:5145 minutes.

00:38:52Let's see if we can make it to 10 kilometers, okay?

00:38:54Come on, I'll follow you.

00:38:55Me?

00:38:56Yeah.

00:38:57Don't you already have a training circuit around here?

00:38:58Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:38:59Is...

00:39:00Over there.

00:39:02So we're already on the downhill path and...

00:39:04And we take the momentum.

00:39:06Come on, then go for it.

00:39:06Come on.

00:39:07Oh, come on.

00:39:10Mariano, I just want you to know that I am with you and that I have come here to assist you.

00:39:14hand, friend.

00:39:15How are you?

00:39:16The service was poor and the obeleta was pathetic.

00:39:20And the doctor hasn't even looked at him.

00:39:21I don't know why they call this being under observation.

00:39:24Look, I wanted to propose something to you.

00:39:26It's very simple.

00:39:28You just have to pretend you have a serious injury.

00:39:30A mental disorder, for example.

00:39:32Sue the community.

00:39:34And when the neighbors see the spill that is coming to them, they throw Mauri out, I recover

00:39:38the presidency and get you to withdraw the lawsuit.

00:39:41What do you think?

00:39:42No, John.

00:39:43I have seen the light.

00:39:44Hey?

00:39:45That he came out unscathed is a sign from above.

00:39:49From now on I'm only going to have good.

00:39:51I'm going to give myself to others.

00:39:53That's very nice, Dad.

00:39:55But listen.

00:39:55If it's the best for everyone.

00:39:57We're doing Mauri a favor, as he's eager to leave the presidency.

00:40:00But, Juan, I'm already fine.

00:40:03Lies are the language of evil.

00:40:05If you fake it, you can collect a disability pension from Social Security for life.

00:40:10Sure, Dad.

00:40:10That's like a Nescafé salary.

00:40:12And so you relieve me of your heavy burden.

00:40:14With this you go to heaven on the toll road.

00:40:17OK that's fine.

00:40:18I'm going to do it for you.

00:40:22My hip is fine, which is what I was worried about.

00:40:28The discs have held up very well because they are very strong.

00:40:32They brought them to me from Germany.

00:40:35Now what?

00:40:36This ankle thing.

00:40:38But that's nothing, woman.

00:40:40Sure, but...

00:40:41Now we give him some coins for the TV

00:40:43and in a few days he's stealing from the supermarket again.

00:40:46Clear.

00:40:47And the good thing is that they have looked at everything along the way.

00:40:49Complete review.

00:40:50Look how many x-rays they've taken.

00:40:54And you, Mariano, how are you feeling?

00:40:56Who are you?

00:40:58It's very bad Mauri, if he doesn't know.

00:41:00He has already confused me with Iker Castilla.

00:41:02And what have the doctors said?

00:41:04Reserved prognosis.

00:41:05I can't feel this arm.

00:41:07I have three numb fingers.

00:41:10Try moving it, Mariano.

00:41:12Try some effort.

00:41:13But?

00:41:13No?

00:41:15It's also bad luck that you got a cramp, huh?

00:41:17We were only there for 20 minutes.

00:41:19Are you sure you've warmed up properly?

00:41:20Yes, yes, yes.

00:41:22The thing is, I think I went too far today.

00:41:24because this morning I had already run for two hours and of course...

00:41:27Oh really?

00:41:27Yeah.

00:41:28Everyone who comes is overloaded, the muscles.

00:41:32Well, don't worry about it.

00:41:33Tonight you relax well and tomorrow you'll be as good as new.

00:41:36We can go to my gym

00:41:37and we do a weight or spinning circuit.

00:41:40Well, we could also go out for a drink.

00:41:42and sit down somewhere.

00:41:43Do you like cycling?

00:41:44Yes, yes, yes.

00:41:46In all its forms.

00:41:47The one for a walk, the static one...

00:41:49Do you have a mountain bike?

00:41:50Man, please.

00:41:52Since I was little, if I don't die...

00:41:54Well, tomorrow we're going on a mountain hike, okay?

00:41:56Have you done the route to the twelve peaks?

00:41:58Twelve.

00:41:59Well, no.

00:42:00It's just that I'm more of a plains person.

00:42:01Look, we do one thing.

00:42:02We'll meet soon.

00:42:02We put the bikes in the car and we leave.

00:42:04You're going to love it.

00:42:05You are going to see some landscapes.

00:42:06I'll pick you up at eight, okay?

00:42:07A.m?

00:42:07You don't know how long I've been looking for a woman who was so passionate about sports.

00:42:17Well, you see, suddenly and boom, just do it.

00:42:25Well, rest, okay?

00:42:26That is sixty kilometers.

00:42:27See you tomorrow.

00:42:29And what have you dressed up as?

00:42:31From flashdance?

00:42:33Do you know how to ride a bike?

00:42:34Of course, like everyone else.

00:42:36No, not me.

00:42:37Do you think you can teach me for tomorrow?

00:42:39Man, you can try, but how do you pay?

00:42:43Regulín.

00:42:43I have to buy all the bike equipment.

00:42:46Hey, and a helmet, huh?

00:42:48Listen to me.

00:42:55This has thrown you.

00:42:57What does fidelity mean to you?

00:42:59A, a mutual commitment.

00:43:00B, something my partner must respect.

00:43:03C, a legend.

00:43:04C, no one believes that about fidelity.

00:43:06But what are you saying?

00:43:07Lucia didn't give him the test to be honest.

00:43:10That's what he got from clippings from girls' magazines.

00:43:12They are trick questions.

00:43:13It's A, fidelity is a mutual commitment.

00:43:16If you put that, you prove that you are a wimp.

00:43:18But very cute.

00:43:20So B, something my partner must respect.

00:43:23B, B, B, B.

00:43:24No, no, no, no, because if you say that it's like saying, I'm not cheating on you.

00:43:29if you don't put them on me.

00:43:31And that shows that you are a guy without personality.

00:43:35Well, then what do I put?

00:43:37Can't you play doubles like in the lottery?

00:43:38That?

00:43:39I make the test easier, don't I?

00:43:40I've already finished it.

00:43:42Natalia has helped me, yes I have the female point of view covered.

00:43:45Sorry, but I have the gifted one.

00:43:47Yes, but he's only seen women on the internet.

00:43:49He is a theorist.

00:43:51Well, may the best man win.

00:43:52Of course, you're invited to the wedding.

00:43:55You guys, with the bonuses, we'll see.

00:43:58Hey, Natalia.

00:43:59Natalia, just a moment.

00:44:00In the question of infidelity, what do I put?

00:44:03A, B or C?

00:44:04Ask the gifted person.

00:44:06Hey, could we all fill out a test to see what grade we get?

00:44:08Paquito, you have until September.

00:44:11Roberto, don't fool yourself.

00:44:12With the ring Carlos gave you, you're in a bad way.

00:44:15Now that's one ring to rule them all.

00:44:22My goodness, what a mess you've made.

00:44:23We have a hole in the roof.

00:44:25Shell with ligaments in broken rows.

00:44:26And Mariano with head trauma.

00:44:28Well, one branch, a little rest.

00:44:31Mauri, for injuries less than Mariano's, I've seen a lot of money being collected in compensation.

00:44:35What is he pretending?

00:44:36That nothing is wrong with him.

00:44:37But you haven't seen his face.

00:44:38Fernando, that man was already in bad shape before.

00:44:40But if he made me a room to make him care.

00:44:42And he left Paco walled up inside.

00:44:44Well, you make it worse for me, huh?

00:44:45Because I have no evidence that he has escaped from a mental hospital.

00:44:47Those disorders are going to seem like the fault of the pool dip.

00:44:49I mean, it's your fault.

00:44:51This can't be happening.

00:44:52No, we have to do something about Mariano.

00:44:54Okay, but let's make it look like an accident.

00:44:55Something legal, if possible.

00:44:57Euthanasia, if the people are suffering.

00:44:59Mauri, please, okay?

00:45:00Okay, let's calm down.

00:45:02A wine, a good one.

00:45:04But how could you possibly think of letting them put a pool on the roof?

00:45:06It just doesn't make sense to me.

00:45:07Hey, I just listened to you.

00:45:09You told me not to act as president.

00:45:10That you did not exercise.

00:45:11Not that you let the neighbors do whatever they wanted.

00:45:14How comfortable it is to see us all from the sidelines!

00:45:17I remind you that this apartment was still in both of our names.

00:45:19And in the presidential draw, B came out first.

00:45:21So, we are both presidents.

00:45:22Ah, no, no, no.

00:45:23I've been away a long time, huh?

00:45:24No, I'm not...

00:45:24What the fuck?

00:45:25Now we take turns, one meeting you and one meeting me.

00:45:27You go tomorrow, it's going to be warm.

00:45:30And on top of that, I'm the one who takes the fall.

00:45:33No, no, no, no.

00:45:34Open, open!

00:45:35Open up!

00:45:35There, there, there it is.

00:45:37You let her go.

00:45:39Belén, the handlebars have to be straight.

00:45:41Kid, what do you think I'm doing?

00:45:43But don't look down, look forward, okay?

00:45:46Well, I'll let you go, okay?

00:45:47You're already going alone.

00:45:48I'm going alone!

00:45:49Look at my dad's car!

00:45:50Oops!

00:45:52But of course, why do you let it go?

00:45:55If you told me, you go ahead.

00:45:56Look, man, you're scratching me.

00:45:58That paint is metallic, twilight green.

00:46:00Now I give a report and it no longer equals.

00:46:02The change in color is noticeable.

00:46:03I'm fine, okay?

00:46:05Don't worry.

00:46:06A little caution, Belén.

00:46:08We can't drive for you.

00:46:09José Miguel, you go home.

00:46:11Okay, but take it easy, okay?

00:46:13Look, you've got the basics.

00:46:15Now you just have to polish the style.

00:46:18Come on, come on.

00:46:19No, no, don't take it away from me, I saw it on TV.

00:46:22But you haven't given it your all.

00:46:23Belén, is it really worth it for you to risk your physical appearance for that guy?

00:46:26It's great.

00:46:27And I'm going to be 31.

00:46:29Besides, it's just unfortunate.

00:46:30Look at you, when he sees you dressed like that, he'll leave you.

00:46:32Felipe doesn't notice the woman.

00:46:34He notices the athlete.

00:46:35Well, you're not an athlete either, don't fool yourself.

00:46:38He has to love you for who you are.

00:46:39Damn, I really want to do what a normal couple does.

00:46:42I don't know, a little bit of bed, cinema, park, bed again.

00:46:46Am I asking too much or what?

00:46:48What's that?

00:46:50Holy crap, the heart rate.

00:46:51And that I'm resting?

00:46:53As soon as you fire them, you explode, huh?

00:46:55Call him and tell him you prefer Parcheesi, ping-pong, or petanque, which also has its share of risks.

00:46:59No, I'm not calling him.

00:47:01I'll think of something tomorrow.

00:47:03Tell him.

00:47:03You can't get on the bike.

00:47:05What the years haven't achieved, hemorrhoids have.

00:47:07And don't you think that kills the magic a little bit?

00:47:09What ideas do you have?

00:47:13Oh, Juan, my God, it's so hot.

00:47:15There's no one who can stand it.

00:47:17Aren't you roasted?

00:47:18Man, it's hot, but come on, it's not that hot either...

00:47:21It will be nothing less than a pose, my love.

00:47:23No.

00:47:24It shouldn't be that.

00:47:26It must be so cool up there for Lucía, with her lovely air conditioning.

00:47:30Honey, the roof has fallen in.

00:47:31Well, better, more common.

00:47:34Because we can't have an air conditioning unit.

00:47:37I paint it so that it blends in with the facade.

00:47:40And you know, I can't stand double standards.

00:47:42If I defend a position before the community, I have to be consistent and upright.

00:47:45Yes, like when you took community money or tried to scam the insurance company and take a commission from the security doors.

00:47:53I have been used politically.

00:47:54I was like Felipe González, who learned things from the press.

00:47:57Your car?

00:47:58Juan, he didn't have air conditioning.

00:48:00Have you heard?

00:48:02Yeah.

00:48:03There are noises in the second B.

00:48:06The presence.

00:48:07When a house is empty, the spirits of the lower astral, the wandering spirits, manifest themselves with more intensity.

00:48:15What are you saying?

00:48:17Let's see if someone has gotten us in.

00:48:19I can't stand it, I'm going to sleep in the car.

00:48:22Honey, can't you keep the engine running all night?

00:48:25No?

00:48:25Yes, I think so.

00:48:30Tell me.

00:48:37Well, don't touch my presets.

00:48:38And put the safety on properly.

00:48:40What did I check?

00:48:41Hey, Emilio.

00:48:42Do you know if the second B has been rented there?

00:48:43Well, I don't think so yet, if I have the keys here.

00:48:45Well, go up and see what's going on, because I'm hearing noises.

00:48:48I?

00:48:49Hey, Mr. Juan, I'm already in bed and wearing my pajamas.

00:48:52Couldn't you take a look?

00:48:53That I saw him closer.

00:48:54Well no, you go up, because among other things it's your job.

00:48:58Yes, but I'm saying that you are no longer the president, right?

00:49:00Maybe I shouldn't pay attention to him.

00:49:02Emilio, you are not an employee of the president.

00:49:04You are an employee of all the residents of this community of ours.

00:49:07Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:49:08Well, I'm coming, okay?

00:49:09That it was a little administrative question.

00:49:10Yeah.

00:49:17Mr. Juan, I say that on the other hand I also have my schedule, right?

00:49:21And that this would be better to see tomorrow in natural light.

00:49:24And so we avoid apparitions and all that, right?

00:49:27Emilio.

00:49:27I'm going, I'm going.

00:49:29Come on, now it's ghost's turn.

00:49:32If I have to do everything here.

00:49:38Son, there's noise, but don't flush the toilet,

00:49:40that ghosts don't go to bat.

00:49:41And what do you want me to do?

00:49:43Alex was smarter, I should have gone with the Cuestas.

00:49:46Don't worry, I'll compensate you with my will.

00:49:48No, no, no, please.

00:49:52To the closet!

00:49:53To the closet!

00:50:08Hello?

00:50:10Let's see, please,

00:50:38if there's someone in there being funny,

00:50:40come out now, okay?

00:50:41We haven't all laughed yet.

00:50:43Emilio!

00:50:44Oh, I curse his fucking mother.

00:50:52Emilio, please, it's me.

00:50:54Mr. John, a little please,

00:50:56that one is already getting old enough to have heart problems.

00:50:58What happens to you if you are pale?

00:50:59Well, there's something inside, hey,

00:51:00an angry spirit, or I don't know.

00:51:02Emilio, please,

00:51:02don't talk nonsense.

00:51:03So let's look, damn it!

00:51:05Yes, something must be done,

00:51:07you have to do your research first.

00:51:08Let's get things done.

00:51:10What happened?

00:51:11A scream was heard.

00:51:12Well, there is a strange presence on that floor.

00:51:13that makes noise with the doors.

00:51:15That is, a portargeis.

00:51:16You didn't understand anything, did you?

00:51:19And he called me by my name.

00:51:21He said,

00:51:21Emilio,

00:51:22with that voice they put in the movies

00:51:24before you have all the blood.

00:51:26The spirits have gotten angry with me

00:51:27for showing the apartment.

00:51:28The president is to blame for this,

00:51:29that does not assert itself.

00:51:30If the living don't respect you,

00:51:31How are the dead going to respect you?

00:51:33The herbs say that this floor

00:51:34you need the astral chart.

00:51:36It's having told me that she has a friend

00:51:37which is average.

00:51:38You can also come and do a cleaning.

00:51:40let's see what they want.

00:51:41And how do you talk to the dead?

00:51:43There is an internet chat.

00:51:44You put a comb in Vicenta's bun

00:51:47and he's sure to pick up something.

00:51:48Marisa, please.

00:51:49Man,

00:51:50at my niece's wedding

00:51:51approached the television

00:51:52and took the digital route

00:51:54no pirate card or anything.

00:51:56Come on,

00:51:56everyone go to sleep.

00:51:57What we were missing in this community.

00:51:58Anarchy and ghosts.

00:52:01Mr. John,

00:52:02Can I sleep on your couch?

00:52:03It's just that tonight I'm alone in the goal.

00:52:05You don't fit, Emilio.

00:52:06Natalia is back, there are five of us.

00:52:07Well, I sleep at home weak.

00:52:09Who would send me to show the apartment?

00:52:10If I don't even get a commission?

00:52:14Mr. Frodo,

00:52:26I'm a mess.

00:52:27I would stop.

00:52:28We can't stop now.

00:52:30Powerful is the enemy

00:52:31and the road is long.

00:52:33That ring must be destroyed.

00:52:35If the dark lord

00:52:35It is done with the ring,

00:52:37will govern Lucia's destiny

00:52:38forever.

00:52:39Whatever you want.

00:52:40But I'm so hungry you're fucking hungry.

00:52:42Tell her to give me one of her elven cookies.

00:52:44The lady Galadriel said clearly

00:52:45that we manage our resources.

00:52:47But you are a rat.

00:52:48In the Orociel forest

00:52:49you have gone blind.

00:52:50What have I seen in you?

00:52:51Stay still!

00:52:52In this our fellowship of the ring

00:52:53there is no room for stupid disputes.

00:52:56Shut up!

00:52:57They're following us from Rivendell.

00:52:59Well, you have to have balls.

00:53:00to climb this hill.

00:53:01What's happening?

00:53:01That in Middle Earth

00:53:02land and horses for the bad guys.

00:53:04Me at the inn

00:53:04I proposed a levy

00:53:05to buy horses

00:53:06and I was completely ignored.

00:53:08So now

00:53:09all the little shoes

00:53:10to the black door.

00:53:11And eye

00:53:11that in the mountains of Moria

00:53:13it has snowed.

00:53:15I've seen him in my ball.

00:53:17A little please.

00:53:18It's mine, my treasure.

00:53:19Who is this for?

00:53:20Where did it come from?

00:53:21Run, Mr. Frodo!

00:53:22Run!

00:53:23Take it away from me!

00:53:24No, I'm good.

00:53:25want to help me with Joby.

00:53:28It's mine, we have it.

00:53:29But make him shut up, damn it!

00:53:30That the surucay

00:53:31is among us.

00:53:34Yeah!

00:53:36Give me the ring

00:53:39or die!

00:53:40My balls!

00:53:51Fuck.

00:54:00It's 7:48

00:54:03a.m.

00:54:03The sky is clear

00:54:07and the temperature

00:54:08It is 19 degrees.

00:54:09The question is

00:54:11What are you doing awake?

00:54:12on a Sunday at this time?

00:54:14That's what I wonder.

00:54:19What are you doing there?

00:54:20Well, last night

00:54:20I was feeling a little

00:54:21alone in the goal

00:54:21and how are you now?

00:54:22with the watchman

00:54:23from that beach, well...

00:54:24But you are stupid!

00:54:25Now I'm sure I can't

00:54:26remove Carmen

00:54:26not a chance.

00:54:27No, no, no.

00:54:28But it's just sex.

00:54:29Everything has become very clear.

00:54:30But my love,

00:54:31don't leave without giving me a kiss.

00:54:33Woman, I just didn't want to.

00:54:34wake you up.

00:54:35I'm going to call my mother

00:54:35that we have dinner tonight

00:54:36in his house.

00:54:37Well, joy

00:54:38that will be taken

00:54:39when I see you.

00:54:43Yes, yes, just sex.

00:54:44And what about meeting your mother?

00:54:45that?

00:54:45To have a threesome?

00:54:46It's your fault.

00:54:47If you weren't around

00:54:48playing the Indian

00:54:48with that Tarzan,

00:54:49all this wouldn't happen.

00:54:50Well, look, I'm leaving.

00:54:51I'm in a hurry.

00:54:52And why are you walking like that?

00:54:54What did you do last night?

00:54:55I have muscle aches.

00:54:56Are they very noticeable on me?

00:54:57That if it shows on you,

00:54:58you look like a paper clip

00:54:59of famóvil.

00:55:11My mother,

00:55:12what a dream

00:55:12and what muscle aches.

00:55:14It's that I'm like a shell.

00:55:16Hello darling.

00:55:17That?

00:55:18Willing to give it

00:55:18the pedals?

00:55:19Careful.

00:55:19Well, Felipe,

00:55:20what a bummer.

00:55:21What's happening?

00:55:22Well, they robbed me.

00:55:23the bicycle

00:55:23in the accountants' room.

00:55:25No.

00:55:25Yes, this morning

00:55:26I went to refill the can

00:55:27with the isotonic drink

00:55:29and he was no longer there.

00:55:29But what are you saying?

00:55:30And that was when I had it.

00:55:31with a padlock, huh?

00:55:32But of course,

00:55:32These ride badly

00:55:33and they are so expensive

00:55:34that they steal them,

00:55:35they paint them

00:55:35and then they sell them

00:55:36to the eastern countries.

00:55:38Or to the Magré,

00:55:38that there are so many holes

00:55:40and so.

00:55:41Oh well,

00:55:42If you want, I'll go with you.

00:55:43in the car.

00:55:44Or I paint your name

00:55:45on the road

00:55:46That's very encouraging, isn't it?

00:55:47No, honey,

00:55:48don't worry.

00:55:49No problem.

00:55:50I brought two.

00:55:52Are they yours?

00:55:53Well, one was my ex's,

00:55:54what happens

00:55:54that's why he cheated on me, you know?

00:55:55He didn't like it at all

00:55:56play sports.

00:55:57They are new, new.

00:55:59Well, we'll have to break them in.

00:56:01Come on, let's go.

00:56:02And if we don't arrive late.

00:56:04Come on, get in Belén.

00:56:05But to me the hole

00:56:06When will it be fixed?

00:56:07Hey?

00:56:08Because a storm is coming

00:56:08and I can't have

00:56:09the ceiling like this.

00:56:10I'm going to report

00:56:11to the community

00:56:12and I want a chair

00:56:13stair lift.

00:56:15What really matters to me

00:56:15I'm worried

00:56:16They are the spiritual presences

00:56:18from the second B.

00:56:19I don't know if they will be there.

00:56:19there on the agenda.

00:56:20Millo, stop with the nonsense,

00:56:22please,

00:56:22I have a living room without a roof.

00:56:23Please, let's get to the point.

00:56:25Let's see, let's see, please,

00:56:26if we all talk together

00:56:27there is no branch leaning.

00:56:29You'll see how they shut up.

00:56:30Silence!

00:56:30Oh, sorry, it's just that I was

00:56:37sleeping in the car

00:56:38and I have caught a cold

00:56:40with the air conditioning.

00:56:41Yeah.

00:56:42Well, in the last few days

00:56:43there has been a series

00:56:44of small incidents...

00:56:45Sorry, sorry, that's it.

00:56:51Thank you, well as I was saying,

00:56:53there has been a series

00:56:53of small incidents

00:56:54in this community

00:56:55that they need

00:56:56an urgent solution.

00:56:57Oh well,

00:56:57What are you doing sitting there?

00:56:58What kind of nonsense is this?

00:56:59Should he face the president?

00:57:00No, no, but we'll see.

00:57:01Mauri kindly

00:57:02has given me the honor

00:57:03to preside over this board

00:57:04in his name.

00:57:05If you have any problems,

00:57:06I'll let you know.

00:57:07So you complain with me.

00:57:07that I am here too.

00:57:09Gregorio, please,

00:57:10sit in another chair.

00:57:11Let's see, a little question.

00:57:12Who is the president?

00:57:13and who is the first lady?

00:57:14Hey, ma'am,

00:57:15It's not me that I'm a fool, eh?

00:57:16How handsome.

00:57:18Mauricio,

00:57:18we have the father

00:57:19of the deranged goalkeeper,

00:57:20with a lame shell,

00:57:21a hole in the roof,

00:57:22ghosts in the second B,

00:57:23leaks in my house,

00:57:24the facade of the building

00:57:25aesthetically distorted,

00:57:27Oh, and the big fine

00:57:28from the slot machine.

00:57:29Yes, pot,

00:57:30This is going to be the mother

00:57:31of all the contributions.

00:57:32What are you going to do?

00:57:33Keep a president

00:57:34to which the community,

00:57:34and I quote verbatim,

00:57:36does he care?

00:57:37No.

00:57:37But Mauri asks for forgiveness

00:57:39and acknowledges all his mistakes.

00:57:40No no,

00:57:41I don't recognize anything.

00:57:42Yes, he admits it.

00:57:43Okay.

00:57:44Mauri,

00:57:44They have given me a quote

00:57:45from 30,000 euros

00:57:46to fix the roof.

00:57:47I mean,

00:57:4850,000.

00:57:49I mean,

00:57:50or the community pays me

00:57:50or you will have to report someone.

00:57:52And Mariano is going to undertake

00:57:53legal actions

00:57:54and will claim

00:57:55a heavy compensation.

00:57:56Strong, strong.

00:57:58I am disabled

00:57:59for life.

00:58:00Excuse me,

00:58:00but you are disabled

00:58:01since I've known him, okay?

00:58:03Peaceful.

00:58:03Okay.

00:58:04But Mauri,

00:58:04which are 10 million

00:58:05compared to the suffering

00:58:06what is left for him

00:58:07to my poor father

00:58:07the rest of his life.

00:58:09What are you going to ask for 10 million?

00:58:10Well, I want another 10.

00:58:11And me too.

00:58:12If you haven't fallen off the roof.

00:58:14But I throw myself.

00:58:14Well, nothing,

00:58:15I'm going to do the math

00:58:16and I'll let you know

00:58:17with the amount of the assessment.

00:58:19But it looks ugly.

00:58:20No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:58:21Spill no,

00:58:22that it was not our fault.

00:58:23He has to pay for that.

00:58:25But,

00:58:25where do you want from

00:58:26that I take out so much money?

00:58:28Have the computer like this

00:58:29on the knee

00:58:30it's terrible

00:58:30for sperm, huh?

00:58:32They overheat and don't...

00:58:34Well, well, well, well, well.

00:58:41I already have the results

00:58:42of the tests.

00:58:44How nervous!

00:58:45Come on, damn it,

00:58:46tell me who won

00:58:46that it is very bad.

00:58:47I don't understand

00:58:48how Bustamante felt

00:58:49with all those nominations.

00:58:50The curious thing

00:58:50is that I have 5 tests

00:58:51instead of 2.

00:58:53What have you done?

00:58:53To throw you off the scent?

00:58:54No, out of curiosity, eh?

00:58:55We participate

00:58:56out of competition.

00:58:57And to make a crowd.

00:58:58How is Spain doing in the World Cup?

00:59:00Well, the winner is...

00:59:02Escovid!

00:59:03Take!

00:59:05Cattle!

00:59:06But is it Escóvido?

00:59:07But what has he gained?

00:59:08And what did Tweety get?

00:59:09And Ronaldinho?

00:59:10Obi Juan Kenobi, please!

00:59:12Me to Supercoco.

00:59:13But then

00:59:14has won the child test?

00:59:15Well man,

00:59:15I think he won.

00:59:17If you are more trained

00:59:17that we

00:59:18because he goes to school.

00:59:19Clear,

00:59:20besides he is the magazine

00:59:21from Natalia,

00:59:22that is not worth it,

00:59:22I already told you, damn it.

00:59:24Me, me...

00:59:25I'm going for a walk,

00:59:27Okay?

00:59:27It's that I need to be alone.

00:59:29Hey,

00:59:30If you want, I'll invite you to the movies,

00:59:31that the grass

00:59:31he has raised my pay.

00:59:32Hey, Lucia,

00:59:33but with which of the two?

00:59:34are you going to get married in the end?

00:59:35Hey, man,

00:59:35don't pressure her,

00:59:36I know there is a new candidate.

00:59:38But you,

00:59:39why do you fill anything?

00:59:40Look,

00:59:40go, this will be...

00:59:41How are you?

00:59:42Gabio.

00:59:44Roberto,

00:59:44We have to solve this

00:59:45between you and me.

00:59:45No, no, no,

00:59:46the fights outside

00:59:46which is then my turn to pick up.

00:59:47No, no, calm down.

00:59:49It's going to be a duel

00:59:49among gentlemen.

00:59:51The one who loses

00:59:51renounce Lucia.

00:59:52Paco,

00:59:53take out the lightsabers.

00:59:55Okay.

00:59:57What do we do?

00:59:59You've screwed up.

01:00:00I'm just telling you

01:00:01that my first surname

01:00:02It's Alonso.

01:00:03Nothing else.

01:00:04Look, boy,

01:00:05I drive with cars

01:00:06200 horsepower

01:00:07since I was 18.

01:00:08Already,

01:00:08but this is

01:00:09He drives like a panda,

01:00:10loser.

01:00:11Very good.

01:00:12Two laps.

01:00:13Whoever wins

01:00:13marries Lucia.

01:00:14I have one left.

01:00:15In the second

01:00:16I can say hello.

01:00:17Come on,

01:00:17don't get involved

01:00:18which is 15 minutes.

01:00:19Paco,

01:00:20you're going to drop the camera.

01:00:21No,

01:00:22that some plans come out

01:00:22fucking great.

01:00:27Ready,

01:00:28ready,

01:00:29it came out null.

01:00:31Look,

01:00:31loser.

01:00:33That doesn't work,

01:00:34Listen.

01:00:35Try to start it,

01:00:36for God's sake,

01:00:37try to start it.

01:00:40Listen.

01:00:41But,

01:00:49are we going down there?

01:00:50Yeah.

01:00:52There's a cow.

01:00:53Sure, darling,

01:00:53This is where the route begins.

01:00:55Look,

01:00:55We are going to go down Val de Martín

01:00:56to the Balsain Pine Forest

01:00:57and then we can go

01:00:58to the Risco de los Claveles,

01:00:59passing through the Laguna de los Pájaros,

01:01:01that is beautiful,

01:01:02or to the Monastery of El Paular

01:01:03and back.

01:01:04Okay.

01:01:05And is there any beach bar?

01:01:06on the way?

01:01:07He's always joking,

01:01:08Hey?

01:01:10And there will be coverage,

01:01:11I don't say,

01:01:11for silly falls.

01:01:12Don't worry about it,

01:01:13man,

01:01:13we are going to go

01:01:14at our own pace,

01:01:15tour,

01:01:15Okay?

01:01:16Yeah.

01:01:16Come on.

01:01:18Hey, hey, hey.

01:01:19That?

01:01:19That the bell,

01:01:20that doesn't work.

01:01:20Clear,

01:01:21because that's what gear shifting is.

01:01:22Ah,

01:01:23is that mine is upside down,

01:01:24as she is English.

01:01:25Well, there it is,

01:01:26this is here

01:01:27and the other one is...

01:01:28Well, what?

01:01:28Are you ready?

01:01:29Yes, yes.

01:01:30Well, come on.

01:01:30Now.

01:01:31Come on.

01:01:32Let's go.

01:01:33Okay.

01:01:33Come on.

01:01:35Fuck,

01:01:35This girl is into the party.

01:01:37Hey, Belén!

01:01:37Nativity scene,

01:01:38there is no way there!

01:01:39Nativity scene!

01:01:42We hire experts,

01:01:43doctors,

01:01:44detectives,

01:01:44contract killers,

01:01:45whatever,

01:01:46before giving these people a penny.

01:01:47Maury,

01:01:47they have broken through a roof,

01:01:48They have witnesses,

01:01:49the community has no insurance.

01:01:50It's easier to defend Saddam Hussein.

01:01:52Man,

01:01:52thank you so much.

01:01:53Accept it.

01:01:54We have to reach an agreement.

01:01:55But, Fernando,

01:01:56we go to the trial,

01:01:56let's see what happens.

01:01:57Okay,

01:01:58And what do we do while we do it?

01:01:59Hey?

01:01:59Leaving Lucia homeless.

01:02:00Well,

01:02:01It's summer.

01:02:02I just have

01:02:03two thousand euros in the bank.

01:02:04Well, you already have more than me.

01:02:06What do we do?

01:02:08And what are we going to do?

01:02:11Well, sell the apartment.

01:02:13Fuck.

01:02:15Fuck.

01:02:16Let it be known that I am here

01:02:17not because they believe these things,

01:02:19but on behalf of the community

01:02:20in the absence of the president.

01:02:21And how is this Ouija board going?

01:02:23Like text messages on cell phones?

01:02:24The need for communication

01:02:26of the disembodied spirit

01:02:28will manifest

01:02:30in an action

01:02:31psychokinetics

01:02:33joint

01:02:34of all

01:02:36those of us who are

01:02:36on the Ouija board.

01:02:38They will move the glass

01:02:39about the letters

01:02:40from the board

01:02:41and will compose

01:02:42the answer.

01:02:44Let's continue as a password,

01:02:46but in an esoteric way.

01:02:47Transcommunication

01:02:48with the deceased

01:02:50requires

01:02:51absolute concentration.

01:02:53We have to relax

01:02:54and leave the mind

01:02:56blank.

01:02:56That's not missing

01:02:57to my sister

01:02:58because it has it as standard.

01:02:59Listen,

01:03:00And what about being a medium?

01:03:01one studies at university

01:03:02or you are born that way

01:03:04like the boy in the movie?

01:03:05Emile, please,

01:03:06let's get started now.

01:03:08Put your finger

01:03:08on the glass

01:03:09without squeezing.

01:03:12Concentrate.

01:03:13Take a deep breath.

01:03:17Is anyone there?

01:03:20What was his name?

01:03:21Concha's husband?

01:03:22Santiago

01:03:23like that of Compostela.

01:03:25Santiago,

01:03:26manifest yourself.

01:03:27Teigui.

01:03:29Nothing.

01:03:30It hasn't jumped

01:03:30nor voicemail.

01:03:31I'm getting tired of it

01:03:33the arm.

01:03:33Yeah,

01:03:34that this is ridiculous.

01:03:35We are wasting time.

01:03:36Man,

01:03:36you have to have a little

01:03:37of patience

01:03:37keep in mind

01:03:38that gentleman

01:03:38comes from beyond.

01:03:40Hey,

01:03:41put out the cigarette

01:03:42that maybe

01:03:42smoke bothers him.

01:03:44Well,

01:03:44I just can't believe it

01:03:44that in the 21st century

01:03:45let us continue believing

01:03:46in superstitions

01:03:47improper

01:03:48of cultured people.

01:03:49Don't you see?

01:03:56He's not angry anymore.

01:03:57Please do me a favor

01:03:58to ask for forgiveness

01:03:58to Concha's husband.

01:03:59Ah, no, no,

01:04:00that between her

01:04:00that's what it's for

01:04:01we are paying you

01:04:01and very well,

01:04:02by the way.

01:04:02Now they are coming

01:04:03for us

01:04:03one by one.

01:04:04We have to stick together.

01:04:06It's going to be better

01:04:07change strategy.

01:04:09I have left

01:04:09to the recorder

01:04:10under the table.

01:04:11Perhaps the spirit

01:04:12want to demonstrate

01:04:14in a psychophony.

01:04:15A what?

01:04:16Sometimes you can record

01:04:17the voices of the dead.

01:04:18I have a record

01:04:19of Francinatra

01:04:19what total comes

01:04:20to be the same.

01:04:21Then we take it

01:04:22and we listened to it

01:04:23let's see if it gives us

01:04:24a clue

01:04:24of intentions

01:04:25of the entity.

01:04:27Can someone help me?

01:04:28give a linden tea?

01:04:29Yeah.

01:04:30Come to my house

01:04:31that I want to teach you

01:04:32some stains

01:04:32that I have on the wall

01:04:33that looks a lot like

01:04:34to Tlargable.

01:04:35Flat,

01:04:36now you're going to know

01:04:36what it is to enter

01:04:37in another dimension.

01:04:39Hey,

01:04:40Well, this is more practical

01:04:41than it seemed

01:04:41prima facie.

01:04:42I'm telling you.

01:04:43and you save the sun lounger.

01:04:44Hey,

01:04:44pass me the cream,

01:04:45come on.

01:04:46Here you can do it

01:04:47topless, right?

01:04:47Hey,

01:04:48but you don't realize

01:04:48of my drama.

01:04:49The most compatible man

01:04:50that I have found

01:04:51He is a 12-year-old boy.

01:04:52Yeah,

01:04:53but he is super gifted.

01:04:54Well,

01:04:54and he looks cute.

01:04:55Besides,

01:04:56wait for him to grow

01:04:57that you might be in for a surprise.

01:04:58Yeah,

01:04:58clear,

01:04:58when I turn 18

01:04:59I will have

01:05:00well 36.

01:05:02Well,

01:05:02well, a toy boy

01:05:03of those that are worn now.

01:05:04And on top of in-laws

01:05:05to Juan Cuesta

01:05:05and to the Herbs.

01:05:07No,

01:05:07no,

01:05:08no.

01:05:08Okay,

01:05:09it's over.

01:05:09Fuck it,

01:05:10to the wedding and everything.

01:05:12I'm about 30,

01:05:13Hey?

01:05:13You'll see.

01:05:14But why always?

01:05:15will I attract immature men?

01:05:16Because mature men

01:05:17do not exist.

01:05:18They pass directly

01:05:18of immature

01:05:19to dirty old men.

01:05:20So,

01:05:20without intermediate steps.

01:05:21Look,

01:05:21Lucia,

01:05:21here the most childish

01:05:22It was you,

01:05:23Hey?

01:05:23Take a test

01:05:24to see with whom

01:05:25you are going to share your life,

01:05:26please.

01:05:26Well, what's up?

01:05:27scientific method,

01:05:28come on,

01:05:28as an opposition.

01:05:29This is for life.

01:05:30Already,

01:05:30but you are not looking

01:05:31an official

01:05:32but a husband.

01:05:33Well,

01:05:33for this case it is the same.

01:05:34One who shirks

01:05:34as much as possible.

01:05:35Look,

01:05:35Lucia,

01:05:36stop messing around already.

01:05:37Let's see,

01:05:38to your husband

01:05:39you have to choose it

01:05:39with the heart.

01:05:40Okay.

01:05:41You,

01:05:41when you look

01:05:42towards the future,

01:05:43what are you thinking about?

01:05:44In a lipoposition.

01:05:46Ah,

01:05:47Okay,

01:05:47but,

01:05:47Who is with you?

01:05:49in the waiting room?

01:05:54Look,

01:05:55we'd better leave you alone

01:05:56because I don't either

01:05:56I want to burn myself

01:05:57and so you start thinking about it.

01:05:58Hey?

01:05:59Nativity scene,

01:06:00what's back?

01:06:00Let's see how it goes.

01:06:01Hey,

01:06:01hey,

01:06:02hey,

01:06:02but I'm choosing a husband,

01:06:03I need friends.

01:06:04May your heart,

01:06:05listen to your heart.

01:06:09Come on,

01:06:09say something.

01:06:10How is your knee?

01:06:11dear?

01:06:11Are you sure it doesn't hurt?

01:06:12No, no, no, no,

01:06:13if you miss him

01:06:13I have given myself a lot

01:06:14since I was little.

01:06:16And we entered.

01:06:17Hello.

01:06:18Hello.

01:06:19Hello.

01:06:20Oh, Belén,

01:06:21but what happened to you?

01:06:21Nothing,

01:06:22a silly fall.

01:06:24The thing is,

01:06:24clear,

01:06:24since the bike wasn't mine,

01:06:25Well, that's where the brakes change.

01:06:27You should have seen it.

01:06:28How he threw himself down the slope.

01:06:29Oh,

01:06:29my love,

01:06:29if you are the woman of my life.

01:06:30Tonight we have dinner,

01:06:32Okay?

01:06:32Okay,

01:06:33but in a seated place

01:06:34and normal dresses.

01:06:36Okay,

01:06:36I'll pick you up at ten.

01:06:37Yeah.

01:06:38Bye,

01:06:38dear.

01:06:39Bye bye.

01:06:39See you later.

01:06:40Bye bye.

01:06:41Bye bye.

01:06:43Mother of my life

01:06:44and of my heart.

01:06:45Oh,

01:06:46Nativity scene,

01:06:46are you OK?

01:06:47Help me,

01:06:47help me sit there.

01:06:49Oh,

01:06:50do not be fooled,

01:06:51exercising is terrible,

01:06:53It's terrible.

01:06:55Oh,

01:06:55careful.

01:06:56No,

01:06:56but Bethlehem,

01:06:57how are you going to look

01:06:57with your Felipe like this?

01:06:59Look at you,

01:06:59if you look like a decal.

01:07:00Well,

01:07:00it seems like you were run over

01:07:01the circular,

01:07:02Hey?

01:07:02Hey,

01:07:02call him and tell him you're not feeling well

01:07:03and we notify a physical therapist or something.

01:07:05No,

01:07:05no,

01:07:06I drink a little water with sugar

01:07:08and that's it.

01:07:09Ah,

01:07:10I want my room free,

01:07:11Hey?

01:07:12Let this night not pass

01:07:12and the first time I prefer to play at home

01:07:14rather than as a visitor.

01:07:15Hey,

01:07:16Nativity scene,

01:07:16It's just that these muscle soreness things tend to get worse,

01:07:18Hey?

01:07:18Tonight you're going to be worse.

01:07:19I don't think so.

01:07:21Good,

01:07:22we have recorded a full tape.

01:07:24We may hear

01:07:25some psychophony.

01:07:27And I warn you,

01:07:28surely laments will be heard,

01:07:30shouting,

01:07:31confused voices.

01:07:33If we go what we hear

01:07:34every day around the yard.

01:07:35Come on,

01:07:36go on,

01:07:36let's see what they tell us.

01:07:37Shell,

01:07:38come see if you recognize your husband.

01:07:40I'm in the bathroom,

01:07:41help me.

01:07:42Well,

01:07:43it could also be

01:07:43Don Bartolomé Méndez Zuloaga.

01:07:45I slept with him.

01:07:46Marisa.

01:07:47First president of this our community,

01:07:49outraged by the chaotic situation

01:07:51that lives in the building.

01:07:52Until then, he tells us the same.

01:07:56the numbers of the primitive.

01:07:59What losers.

01:08:00Have you seen how they ran away?

01:08:02With Emilio's face,

01:08:03That one won't have any problems today

01:08:03to go to the bathroom, huh?

01:08:05These people bring everything.

01:08:07Well, that spirit

01:08:07has the voice of Andrés Guerra.

01:08:09And that other one,

01:08:09Pablo's.

01:08:10Nieves has killed them.

01:08:12Vicenta,

01:08:12they are squatters

01:08:13with all the nerve.

01:08:14What bastards.

01:08:15Well, it's not funny at all.

01:08:16I've got gray hair.

01:08:17Yeah,

01:08:18This is not a community,

01:08:20man.

01:08:20This is the Ángel Cristo circus.

01:08:22Look, look.

01:08:28I'm trying out new noises.

01:08:30You tell me if it's scary, huh?

01:08:34Do you remind me of grandma?

01:08:35when I ordered dinner?

01:08:36Hey, then try something.

01:08:38Because knocking on the door

01:08:40it already smells.

01:08:42Fuck,

01:08:43They're here again.

01:08:44How stressful is the life of a ghost, huh?

01:08:47They seem to like being scared.

01:08:48That?

01:08:52What are you doing?

01:09:03Come on,

01:09:04that it was a joke,

01:09:05let me out.

01:09:05Emilio, open up!

01:09:06Hey, it's true.

01:09:07there are going to be ghosts, huh?

01:09:09What happens

01:09:09is that they are heard

01:09:10as far away.

01:09:11The thing is

01:09:11in the afterlife

01:09:12there must be a lot of trouble

01:09:14with the coverage.

01:09:15Emilio!

01:09:16Fuck.

01:09:17Well, I'm hungry.

01:09:18What do we do?

01:09:19Well, what do I know?

01:09:20Suck the polil!

01:09:24Mariano,

01:09:25you have to perfect

01:09:26the mental disorder technique.

01:09:27Likely

01:09:28Fernando and Mauri

01:09:29call a doctor

01:09:29to recognize it.

01:09:30Twist your mouth more

01:09:31and drops strata.

01:09:32Hey,

01:09:33what's happening?

01:09:34It's that I have an image.

01:09:35How could it not have occurred to us?

01:09:36before the wheelchair thing?

01:09:38That's a bargain!

01:09:40Oops!

01:09:41I had a desire for him

01:09:42to the Sanchoa of Santoña.

01:09:43Tomorrow we go with three chairs

01:09:45and we bring

01:09:46half supermarket.

01:09:48You are taking advantage

01:09:49because the security guard

01:09:50He is a very good person.

01:09:51Mauri is coming.

01:09:54Mauricio,

01:09:55This man is not getting better.

01:09:56It's going to have to be taken

01:09:56to Houston or something.

01:09:57Can you listen to me for a moment,

01:09:58please?

01:09:59I wanted to tell you all

01:10:01that Fernando and I

01:10:02we have been talking

01:10:03and that is no longer necessary

01:10:04that no one sues us

01:10:04because we are going to take care of it

01:10:06to pay you for the damages caused.

01:10:08Yes, yes, yes.

01:10:08But the words

01:10:09the wind takes them away.

01:10:10Where do you think?

01:10:10take out the money?

01:10:13From here?

01:10:16They are going to sell the apartment.

01:10:18Knot eye,

01:10:18that's how we used to fit.

01:10:20If gays in the background

01:10:21They are very good people.

01:10:22But let's leave it

01:10:23that they leave.

01:10:24We're going to lose them

01:10:25as neighbors

01:10:25for that nonsense.

01:10:27Hey,

01:10:27that here is Esther Willard

01:10:28and I have crossed

01:10:29a roof.

01:10:30Because of you,

01:10:31They are Mauri and Fernando.

01:10:33For God's sake,

01:10:34the most beautiful couple

01:10:35of the building.

01:10:36It's true,

01:10:37if they leave,

01:10:38What do we want for?

01:10:38three peepholes?

01:10:39We have a dull marriage coming up.

01:10:41and they make me bitter

01:10:42retirement.

01:10:43Let's see,

01:10:44I'm very sorry too

01:10:45but the facts

01:10:45These are the facts.

01:10:46Mauri's presidency

01:10:47has ruined this community.

01:10:49It has been our mene

01:10:49in particular.

01:10:50Come on,

01:10:50one more week

01:10:51and the playpen that raised you.

01:10:52I mean,

01:10:53that we forced Mauri

01:10:54to be president,

01:10:55he goes out of his way for us

01:10:56or try to do everything very well

01:10:57and when because of fault

01:10:58of this gentleman

01:10:59a misfortune almost happened,

01:11:00we ruined him

01:11:01and we kicked him out of here.

01:11:02Hey,

01:11:03Well,

01:11:04It is that said like that...

01:11:05We have sneaked in

01:11:07in his house,

01:11:08we have thrown at him

01:11:08up the stairs,

01:11:10we have killed the rabbit,

01:11:11we have kidnapped your son

01:11:12and yet

01:11:13keep greeting us.

01:11:14How true!

01:11:15that sometimes I am ashamed

01:11:17of living in this building.

01:11:22He ate fish today.

01:11:24and hit him

01:11:25a rush of phosphorus.

01:11:26Vicenta is right.

01:11:28But what has happened to us?

01:11:29How could we have

01:11:30get to this point?

01:11:32Mariano,

01:11:32it is no longer necessary

01:11:32keep pretending.

01:11:34Fuck,

01:11:34thank goodness,

01:11:34I was already getting into it

01:11:35laughter.

01:11:36That's not the spirit

01:11:37of this community.

01:11:38People come first

01:11:39and then everything else.

01:11:41Yeah,

01:11:41but it is that

01:11:42There are ten million.

01:11:43Shell,

01:11:44for God's sake,

01:11:44how could I load

01:11:45with that on your conscience?

01:11:46It's true,

01:11:47He also told you

01:11:48the doctor

01:11:48that you don't gain weight.

01:11:52Excellent,

01:11:53how delicious everything was.

01:11:55I had a great time.

01:11:57Hey,

01:11:57are you OK?

01:11:58Hey?

01:11:58It's that you've been up all night

01:12:00walking a little strange,

01:12:01No?

01:12:01It's not the shoes.

01:12:02It's that clear,

01:12:03Since I am so athletic,

01:12:04Well, I always wear sneakers.

01:12:06and it can't be.

01:12:06Come on,

01:12:07come here.

01:12:08What's the matter?

01:12:09That I got excited.

01:12:10Already?

01:12:11But don't be scared,

01:12:13Hey?

01:12:13No,

01:12:13It's that I,

01:12:14I am the one who puts on

01:12:15like a motorcycle right away.

01:12:16Nothing that touches me now.

01:12:18Oh really?

01:12:18Yeah.

01:12:19Where is your room?

01:12:19Over there?

01:12:20Well, let's go.

01:12:20No,

01:12:21No,

01:12:22No.

01:12:23I'm coming now,

01:12:24Hey?

01:12:24Well.

01:12:24Come on,

01:12:25I'll go.

01:12:25Hey,

01:12:26In the end, Belén will be right.

01:12:28He's having a great time.

01:12:30This one must work for him.

01:12:31far better,

01:12:32because with Emilio

01:12:33not a word.

01:12:33My mother,

01:12:38what a chained host.

01:12:39Don't deny it,

01:12:40because you have taken me off the track,

01:12:41sticking my nose in.

01:12:42What are you going to be saying to yourself?

01:12:43What a low level.

01:12:44It closed on me at the last moment.

01:12:45That I...

01:12:46Yeah.

01:12:46That I...

01:12:47And why do you stop in the middle of the straight?

01:12:48Other.

01:12:49That my car wouldn't start.

01:12:50Besides,

01:12:50don't change the subject,

01:12:51it was your fault.

01:12:52Look,

01:12:52Pango has it recorded there.

01:12:53For example.

01:12:54No,

01:12:54it seems not.

01:12:55Engraving no.

01:12:56Lucia should be with me.

01:12:58Look,

01:12:58if they win everything from you,

01:12:59in the test,

01:13:00in the cars,

01:13:00that's for sure.

01:13:01Where were you?

01:13:03Relieving some tension

01:13:04in the cars.

01:13:06I want to apologize to both of you.

01:13:07I have behaved

01:13:08in a very childish way

01:13:09and the thing about the three

01:13:10it was a load of rubbish.

01:13:11I see it well,

01:13:12is the future of the human race.

01:13:13Marriage is a very serious thing

01:13:14and we need to be much clearer about it.

01:13:16Already.

01:13:17And now is when you tell us

01:13:17that you're not getting married

01:13:18with neither of them.

01:13:19No,

01:13:19No.

01:13:20I have listened to my heart

01:13:21and he hasn't told me anything.

01:13:23Oh well,

01:13:23I have already decided

01:13:24who am I going to marry.

01:13:27With who?

01:13:28Shit!

01:13:29I get to the fucking camera!

01:13:33But you're leaving now.

01:13:34Aren't you staying overnight?

01:13:36Look, Bethlehem,

01:13:36I think that our thing

01:13:37it's not going to work.

01:13:38We'd better leave it at that.

01:13:39But why?

01:13:41Well, look,

01:13:41I'll be honest with you.

01:13:42You're just so boring in bed.

01:13:44You barely move,

01:13:45you lie there

01:13:45and wow,

01:13:46to the,

01:13:46I do everything.

01:13:47I don't know,

01:13:47I like that the woman

01:13:48be more active.

01:13:48But you will be unhappy

01:13:50that it's your fault

01:13:51that you have me crippled

01:13:52so much sport

01:13:53and so much shit.

01:13:54I have muscle aches

01:13:54up to the eyelashes.

01:13:55How do you get sore muscles?

01:13:56I don't like sports,

01:13:59from watching it on television.

01:14:00Is that why I noticed you?

01:14:01legs a bit soft?

01:14:02Well,

01:14:02But how are you a matter of genetics?

01:14:03Look,

01:14:04out!

01:14:04That I'm boring in bed.

01:14:06Look,

01:14:06I'm not throwing anything at you

01:14:06because it hurts

01:14:08the whole body.

01:14:10Sick!

01:14:11Vigorexic!

01:14:12The thing is...

01:14:14Nativity scene,

01:14:16if it is for what

01:14:17a relationship works

01:14:18you have to be yourself.

01:14:19You're not fooling him,

01:14:20you are deceiving yourself.

01:14:22How strong!

01:14:23The psychopath

01:14:24and the lesbian

01:14:24giving me advice.

01:14:25If it is that...

01:14:27Are you a lesbian?

01:14:28Are you a psychopath?

01:14:29I sleep on the couch.

01:14:30Yeah,

01:14:31better.

01:14:37May I know?

01:14:38what do you want now?

01:14:39What are you coming for?

01:14:40Gossiping about the apartment?

01:14:41I'm selling it for 40 million.

01:14:43Anything else?

01:14:43Yeah.

01:14:45We came to apologize.

01:14:47Sorry?

01:14:48Don't go, damn it.

01:14:49What a Radiopatio

01:14:50would cease to be

01:14:51what is without you.

01:14:52There won't be

01:14:53no type of complaint,

01:14:54Mauri.

01:14:54And through the hole

01:14:55from Lucia's roof,

01:14:56don't worry.

01:14:57We will face it

01:14:58among all, together.

01:14:59I will support the yes

01:15:00for that contribution.

01:15:01Yes we have it

01:15:02that we fix,

01:15:03we fixed it ourselves.

01:15:05If you wait

01:15:06to recover,

01:15:07I'll give you the quote.

01:15:08All in B.

01:15:09Eye up.

01:15:10One moment.

01:15:11This is serious, right?

01:15:13I'm about to

01:15:14to excite me

01:15:15and I'm worried.

01:15:16Get excited.

01:15:17Don't be shy.

01:15:19Come on, walk.

01:15:21Give me a kiss.

01:15:23Oh, my gays.

01:15:25Hey, I want to hug

01:15:27To Fernando, isn't he there?

01:15:28No, it's gone out.

01:15:29Well, it's the same.

01:15:30I get a piece.

01:15:30I am not one to choose.

01:15:31And people killing each other

01:15:32for a chalet.

01:15:33This is coexistence

01:15:34in its purest form.

01:15:35I remember at home

01:15:35from my father,

01:15:36when he arrived

01:15:37the first television,

01:15:37a whole block

01:15:38of neighbors

01:15:38watching together

01:15:39in one, two, three.

01:15:40When, in black and white,

01:15:41when the hemlock gave...

01:15:42Forgive me,

01:15:42but it's that...

01:15:44Thank you so much.

01:15:45I don't know what to say.

01:15:46Well, don't say anything.

01:15:47Take out a little wine

01:15:48and some Iberian

01:15:48and that's it.

01:15:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:15:51Let's go.

01:15:52That he will want to call

01:15:52to Fernando

01:15:53to give it to you

01:15:53the good news.

01:15:54Oh, and for the presidency,

01:15:55don't worry.

01:15:56Me at the next meeting

01:15:57I take office,

01:15:58I free you

01:15:58of your responsibilities

01:15:59and you can

01:16:00through the jail

01:16:00in your family.

01:16:01But it's hard, it's hard,

01:16:02don't get carried away.

01:16:04What, what that

01:16:04you have to vote for it.

01:16:08And to you

01:16:09You look very well, Mariano.

01:16:10They are peaks.

01:16:11I'm still up there

01:16:12that I come down.

01:16:14I have to apologize

01:16:15because I had

01:16:15a wrong image

01:16:16of you.

01:16:17I thought it was

01:16:18the typical social parasite

01:16:19of non-existent morals.

01:16:21It happens to me a lot.

01:16:21It must be the face I have.

01:16:23But come on,

01:16:24giving up so much money

01:16:25has shown me

01:16:25who are you

01:16:26a beautiful person.

01:16:29Well, you understand me.

01:16:31Thank you very much, Mauri.

01:16:33Mauri,

01:16:34I just wanted to ask you

01:16:35a small favor

01:16:36until I fully recover.

01:16:38Of course,

01:16:39whatever you want,

01:16:39For God's sake, ask me.

01:16:41Well,

01:16:42and how long is it supposed to take?

01:16:43that we are going to have

01:16:44to be here?

01:16:44What do I know?

01:16:46He hasn't specified it to me.

01:16:47Well, what it takes

01:16:47in recovering.

01:16:48That guy is a woman,

01:16:49there is no blackmail.

01:16:50At good times

01:16:51you act like a waiter.

01:16:52Fernando,

01:16:53look,

01:16:53you have to be positive,

01:16:54Hey?

01:16:54I buy this

01:16:55some plants

01:16:56and I give it an air like this

01:16:57as...

01:16:58don't you see it?

01:16:59like very bohemian?

01:17:00No.

01:17:00Me neither.

01:17:02And what does it smell like?

01:17:04Don't know,

01:17:04I didn't want to look out

01:17:05to the kitchen.

01:17:06How hot.

01:17:07I mean,

01:17:07I want to run in the air.

01:17:08I mean,

01:17:08how is it going to run

01:17:08if there is no window?

01:17:09Already.

01:17:10Oh,

01:17:10good night,

01:17:11Hey?

01:17:14Yeah.

01:17:14Auré?

01:17:15What's happening,

01:17:16kid?

01:17:16Hey,

01:17:16how do you plug it in

01:17:17Dolby Surround 5.1?

01:17:19Mariano,

01:17:20turn on the TV

01:17:20but don't touch me

01:17:21no other device,

01:17:22Okay?

01:17:22It's that I bought myself

01:17:23the last DVD

01:17:24from Beyoncé live

01:17:25and it has to be heard

01:17:26in good condition.

01:17:28Hey,

01:17:28this EFET thing

01:17:30Stadium,

01:17:31how are you?

01:17:32Alright?

01:17:33Yeah,

01:17:33it's very nice.

01:17:35Listen,

01:17:35And how are you?

01:17:36Are you better now?

01:17:38Well,

01:17:38Here we go,

01:17:39slowly.

01:17:40The doctor told me

01:17:41what is going to be

01:17:42a slow recovery.

01:17:44Already.

01:17:45What did he tell you?

01:17:46Oh,

01:17:46which is already much better.

01:17:47Yeah?

01:17:48This is going to be

01:17:48a matter of a couple of days.

01:17:49Ah,

01:17:50excellent.

01:17:52Hey,

01:17:53Is that Emilio there?

01:17:57Let's see,

01:17:57good night.

01:17:58Good night.

01:17:59Oh,

01:18:00stamp.

01:18:01Let's see,

01:18:01So.

01:18:02Let's see.

01:18:04Pipe,

01:18:08what is high standing,

01:18:09Hey?

01:18:09How does it change your life?

01:18:11Look,

01:18:11I put on a mask

01:18:12in the hair

01:18:12and look at that hydration.

01:18:14This is what they wear

01:18:14the aunts

01:18:15to advertise shampoos.

01:18:17There is much to learn

01:18:17of gays.

01:18:18They invented

01:18:19metrosexuality,

01:18:20which is now my religion.

01:18:22Yeah,

01:18:22but let's not get used to it

01:18:23that then you have to return

01:18:23to the catacombs.

01:18:24Don't worry,

01:18:25If I have told you

01:18:26that this was going to take a long time.

01:18:27Yeah,

01:18:28No?

01:18:28I still notice you

01:18:29some lapses.

01:18:30Hey,

01:18:30colleagues,

01:18:31let us in

01:18:31and we had a little wine.

01:18:33Let's see,

01:18:34ladies,

01:18:34that this is a private party,

01:18:35Hey?

01:18:36To bed.

01:18:36Hey,

01:18:37pass me the albums

01:18:38from Mauri's photos

01:18:39by the rope.

01:18:40Really,

01:18:41what people.

01:18:42My case,

01:18:42open the cava.

01:18:45To the,

01:18:46throughout the painting.

01:18:47You've already given it

01:18:47in Nabelé's mouth.

01:18:48That is not Nabelé

01:18:49nor ignorant of life,

01:18:50which is Audrey Herpon.

01:18:52Really,

01:18:52yes, you can't get it out

01:18:53of the goal.

01:18:54And to you yes,

01:18:55No?

01:18:55Come on,

01:18:55bring the cava.

01:18:56Bring the cava

01:18:57because you have no idea.

01:18:58You open it.

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