Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x29 - Erase un regalo de boda - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Lucía invita a todos los vecinos a su boda, pero a cambio tienen que hacerle un regalo. Como ya tiene la casa amueblada, les pasa una lista de bodas llena de caprichos caros y los vecinos deciden unirse para regalarle un sillón relajante. Por otra parte, la comunidad se divide entre chicos y chicas para acudir a las respectivas despedidas de solteros, pero Mauri y Fernando no saben muy bien donde encajar. Mauri, harto de que sea Fernando el que siempre parece que tiene menos pluma, le manda a la despedida de las chicas y él se va con los chicos. Por último, Juan quiere retomar la vida familiar, pero sus hijos no le hacen caso, así que decide tener otro hijo

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00:00:00No one can live for you, for you, for you, not for you.

00:00:26But, but how come you're going to live with Carmen and what about me?

00:00:30Bethlehem, Bethlehem, the house is prettier.

00:00:32And it's a second, I save a floor loading the stroller with cequil.

00:00:35But, but this one has more light and the child breathes purer air and...

00:00:39What the fuck, you have to give me 15 days' notice?

00:00:41Yes, when there is a contract.

00:00:42Do you like Carmen?

00:00:44Of course, since she has bigger tits, how strong, how strong.

00:00:47What are you saying?

00:00:47Oh, don't go, don't go, please, I beg you, I don't have a penny,

00:00:51I spent all the money from the dry cleaners on sandals that hurt me.

00:00:54and in a bag that doesn't fit anything, please.

00:00:55Belén, please don't be a pain.

00:00:58Here, go.

00:01:00I have a friend who is a flight attendant and is looking for an apartment, call her.

00:01:02Stewardess.

00:01:03These are cool because they pay you for the whole month but then they're never there.

00:01:06Hey, is she a lesbian?

00:01:08I'm not saying this to avoid silly arguments.

00:01:09I haven't asked him.

00:01:10Well, what a friend.

00:01:11So, what? Are you calm now?

00:01:13I'm a little hurt, huh?

00:01:14But I forget, but I do not forgive.

00:01:15No, I forgive, but I don't forget.

00:01:17Come on, you're coming down now for a drink, okay?

00:01:21Stewardess.

00:01:21Carmen, I want to welcome you to our community as president and as acting caretaker in my sister's absence.

00:01:28Even though you and Viera are renting, you are not second-class neighbors.

00:01:31You can go to the listeners' meetings.

00:01:33Here we are all equal before the statutes.

00:01:35Well, thank you very much, huh?

00:01:37I won't keep you any longer, you'll have plenty of things to do.

00:01:39No, well, don't drag the furniture, the platform will suffer.

00:01:42Look, I bought you some felt blocks for the chairs and some door stops,

00:01:46that now in summer slamming doors are common and cause chipped paint.

00:01:50Look, here's the ticket and you can pay me when you can.

00:01:53Okay, come on, that's very kind of you, huh?

00:01:57Come on, who moved into this house?

00:01:59Wow, Emilio's Rottenmeyer.

00:02:02Sorry.

00:02:03Yes, yes.

00:02:03It's that I'm loaded.

00:02:05Ah!

00:02:05You too?

00:02:06Both?

00:02:07This smells like fine pastries to me.

00:02:10Sorry, but we're just roommates.

00:02:12Hey, you don't have to give him any explanations.

00:02:14Oh, they're busy!

00:02:15Come on, please, let's not start with sensationalism.

00:02:18Come on, let's go, they're settling in.

00:02:19Welcome.

00:02:20How do two women make love if the... is missing?

00:02:23Now I'll draw you a picture.

00:02:25Okay.

00:02:26This house is like a vice mall.

00:02:29First floor, gays.

00:02:31Second floor, lesbians.

00:02:33And third floor, fat.

00:02:34You are the landlord.

00:02:35You can come in one day by surprise to see if you catch them.

00:02:37Please, ladies, don't be gossips.

00:02:39Hey, we're addicted to this.

00:02:41At our age, not even with detox programs.

00:02:45All neighbors have the right to privacy regardless of their sexual orientation.

00:02:48The homo thing is very fashionable now.

00:02:50If there are now gay weddings even on Mondays.

00:02:53Who got married?

00:02:54Lucho and Lucanero?

00:02:55This one that gets caught on everything.

00:02:59Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:01Not here, not here.

00:03:03Every day is like this.

00:03:05I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:08I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:10I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:03:12Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:15Not here, not here.

00:03:16No, no, no.

00:03:17Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:19Not here, not here.

00:03:21No no.

00:03:21My house is filled with partying.

00:03:23I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:26The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:03:28I can't stand this place.

00:03:31It's if the pines have all my neighbors.

00:03:32If not, come to me yourself.

00:03:33Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:03:35Where clowns cry, thief, they steal from us.

00:03:37And the stones kiss against something.

00:03:41Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:03:44You in an earthquake and a volcano.

00:03:47Yeah.

00:03:48Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:56Not here, not here.

00:03:58Here, here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:00Every day is like this.

00:04:02I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:05I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:07And I wake up your little memory in the chop.

00:04:10Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:12Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:14Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:16No.

00:04:19With neighbors, first of all I want to thank you for the trust you have once again placed in me.

00:04:24The motto of this new legislature of consensus will be attitude and forward.

00:04:29In fact, and to avoid the mistakes of the past, I would like to propose holding an annual debate on the state of the community in which...

00:04:36And each one of us...

00:04:37Shut up, Mr. Cuesta! Shut up!

00:04:41Hey, Juan, honey, first point of the day, please.

00:04:45Request from Mr. Andrés Guerra to temporarily occupy the penthouse due to his unfavorable personal financial situation.

00:04:51Come on, he's stiff.

00:04:52Come on.

00:04:52What do you want to do without paying a dime?

00:04:55But what are we? Neighbors without borders?

00:04:57Let him give me a proper rental.

00:04:59Since Madrid isn't winning titles anymore, I'm not selling all the fake Galacticos jerseys.

00:05:05The best-selling one is Guti's. I won't tell you any more.

00:05:08Poor thing, let him stay in the attic. He looks bad.

00:05:11I agree with Vicenta. Let's be generous and tolerant with the most disadvantaged.

00:05:16Juanito, don't go too far, okay?

00:05:17If he's going to stay for free, let him work for the community.

00:05:21Of course, as a backup goalkeeper in case I get injured. I already have a chronic injury. Broom elbow.

00:05:26Come on, let him stay, we're not making any progress.

00:05:28Well, taking advantage of the prevailing good vibes and taking into account that you are going to go anyway and it is useless to fight against the elements,

00:05:34Here are the invitations to my wedding.

00:05:36Son! Son!

00:05:38Son! Son!

00:05:39Lucia, are you sure what you're doing?

00:05:42Well, by the way, if there's a security guard by your side at the church or banquet, you wouldn't be surprised, would you?

00:05:48That is normal.

00:05:50Wow, we're not ultras!

00:05:51Take.

00:05:52No, we won't be able to take the cutlery with us.

00:05:55Ah, for me too.

00:05:56Oh, thank you very much, really. I can take my dad, poor guy, he's never tried shrimp cocktail.

00:06:01Lucia, this beautiful gesture on your part will be reciprocated by the community.

00:06:04I propose a themed weekend.

00:06:06A big party celebrating Roberto Lucía's wedding with sack races, a piñata, a magic show, and a big chocolate party for the kids.

00:06:14Hey, what little ones?

00:06:15Mr. Juan, I think Doña Concha is no longer up for many sack races.

00:06:19We can have one of those races where two people carry an egg on their foreheads and the one who drops it loses.

00:06:24Of course, and playing in the dark.

00:06:26Thanks a lot for the initiative, okay? But it's not necessary. For another wedding, for Belén's, when she gets married.

00:06:31Oh, we don't see that anymore.

00:06:34Well, I'm off. I have a lot of things to do, okay? Vote yes all the way.

00:06:38Oh, and in the envelope is a copy of the wedding registry.

00:06:41Ah, but how many are we going to?

00:06:43No, it's the gift list, Vicenda, so you can choose, okay? Bye!

00:06:48Ah, but we have to give something as a gift. Well, I need an advance.

00:06:51Well, that's what weddings are like: you have to give the bride and groom something.

00:06:54Ah, well I'm not going anymore.

00:06:56We're all pretty damned good guys. It was better to sneak in, huh?

00:06:59We have fallen into the trap.

00:07:01Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Wedding registries come in all price ranges.

00:07:04Damn, not in this one.

00:07:06Who asks me for the thorn?

00:07:07I the hair dryer.

00:07:08But there is nothing of that.

00:07:09Of course, if they already have the apartment set up, what they've put here are whims and frills.

00:07:14Let's see, I'll read and you guys will choose.

00:07:17Sculpture, Man and the Existential Void, 1,400 euros.

00:07:22Painting, way station at dusk with dog in the background, 5,700.

00:07:27Dude, this has to be by Picasso or Lola Flores.

00:07:29Oh, the posh girl wants to have sex at our expense.

00:07:33Well, that's how Tita Cervera started.

00:07:34And isn't there something like a 20 euro ashtray or a set of toilet brushes?

00:07:39There it is, that is used a lot.

00:07:41Oh, no way. I have some traffic problems.

00:07:44Well, that's it, a kiwi on an empty stomach and it changes your life.

00:07:46Let's see, the debate on how to live after the meeting.

00:07:48Hey, if everything seems too expensive, we won't go to the wedding.

00:07:52That is not contemplated.

00:07:53Vicente is practicing catching the bouquet in mid-air. At home, we throw cauliflowers at him.

00:07:58That's right, throw me something.

00:07:59What if you choose a gift and share it with everyone? That way you can get something more expensive and look fabulous.

00:08:06Gregorio, this is beyond your jurisdiction. Thank you very much.

00:08:10What if we all buy him something?

00:08:12Look, look, this is good. Relaxing leather chair, electric massage, 2,600 euros.

00:08:17Wow!

00:08:19I have a friend with a furniture store who can get it for us at Franco Fábrica for half the price.

00:08:25Man, 1,300 euros for 5 apartments, well, it's not that bad either.

00:08:29But what 5? 6? This is a levy. The snob should pay.

00:08:34What are you going to do? Pay for your own gift?

00:08:35If you don't notice, you'll have to pay stair fees for wearing out your heels.

00:08:40Gregorio, take note. Miscellaneous expenses for stairs and/or landing: 1,300 euros.

00:08:45Votes in favor?

00:08:45He has approved the relaxing chair for Lucia.

00:08:49Okay, volunteers for the purchasing committee.

00:08:51The usual ones.

00:08:52Well, let's count. Emilio, it's 185.71 cents each.

00:08:57And without counting me, it doesn't go up that much either, right?

00:09:00You have to fill up the tapes for it not to be profitable.

00:09:03What if we rent a van?

00:09:07Let's see, this includes a bus, an erotic dinner, an open bar, and the boys' stripping.

00:09:12And this one doesn't have dinner, but look how they are.

00:09:14Damn, the bow tie gives it a touch of distinction.

00:09:17But don't trust the brochure, it's like the photos of hamburgers in restaurants.

00:09:21Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.

00:09:24Also, they're all gay and I knew this one from the gym, from the day I enrolled, the only one I went to.

00:09:28Well, don't get us excited either, okay?

00:09:30Hey, really, what do you like about guys like that?

00:09:32I don't think the boys are that good.

00:09:35If you like, we'll go to an American bar and slip some cash into the dancers' thongs.

00:09:38Man, that would be more original, because you girls are just going for the typical thing.

00:09:41Hey, excuse me, has anyone thought to ask the bride if she'd like to have a bachelorette party?

00:09:46If the bride is the least of it.

00:09:48No, come on, understand me, you are the absolute protagonist.

00:09:50But the farewells are done out of solidarity with single friends.

00:09:53Of course, Lucia, don't be selfish.

00:09:55Because you're going to marry Roberto, but we're here with nothing.

00:09:58Hey, is it Roberto after all?

00:10:00Yeah.

00:10:01What's happening?

00:10:01Nothing, since I came back braking I'm disconnected from the radio patio.

00:10:05But come on, Roberto is doing very well, eh?

00:10:07Yeah.

00:10:07You make a very good couple.

00:10:09Right?

00:10:11Yeah.

00:10:12Yes, yes, yes.

00:10:14Yeah.

00:10:15Carlos was very handsome too, huh?

00:10:16Yes, he seemed more attractive to me.

00:10:19That's because I'm not very knowledgeable on the subject.

00:10:21Yes, yes, like more sensitive.

00:10:23As more prepared for commitment.

00:10:25And higher, which takes at least this much.

00:10:27Well, look, I've made a decision, so criticism is no longer valid, okay?

00:10:32That before.

00:10:32Don't be precise, this is for going for the fine.

00:10:36Daughter, why didn't you choose Carlos?

00:10:38Look at his face.

00:10:39Have you called my father?

00:10:40No, no, no, we met at the door.

00:10:43I just came to pick up the base of the electric toothbrush, otherwise it won't charge.

00:10:48And I'm going to give you my wedding suit in case it's of any use to Roberto.

00:10:52Exactly, you put a little bit of bass in it and... and that's it.

00:10:57Daughter, are you sure you don't like this one more than Pintamonas?

00:11:00Dad, don't call him Pintamonas, he's going to be your son-in-law.

00:11:02The thing is, I see Carlos as a better investment.

00:11:04And if things go wrong, you buy a 500-square-meter house and you don't even find each other.

00:11:07And I'm going to marry Roberto, so make an effort to get along with him.

00:11:10Okay, okay, okay, you know the last thing I want to do is interfere in your life.

00:11:13If you are happy, I am happy.

00:11:16Lucia, I'll also take the electric tie rack, don't you mind?

00:11:20No, no, yes, yes, Roberto doesn't wear a tie.

00:11:23But look, it has no color.

00:11:24You still have time to change.

00:11:26Dad, Dad, come on, you got it.

00:11:26Okay, okay, okay, there, there, there, there.

00:11:30Well, I'm leaving too.

00:11:35Okay.

00:11:39Are you OK?

00:11:40Yes, yes, yes, yes, the important thing is to participate.

00:11:43The Olympic spirit.

00:11:44No, hey, and if you ever need anything, help, just call me.

00:11:54Bye bye.

00:12:01Poor thing, what a face.

00:12:03But if he looked like the fosterrier in his ad, he never would.

00:12:07Okay, but don't make it any harder for me.

00:12:09Well, don't make it any more complicated, because in the end we won't have a bachelorette party.

00:12:12Are you going with or without dinner?

00:12:14Without dinner, because then we lose our digestion and that's a waste of money.

00:12:20Hey, that's a great tactic of making people feel sorry for you.

00:12:23Lucia was about to see Luis downstairs.

00:12:24No, but it wasn't a tactic.

00:12:27I love your daughter very much, but she has made a decision and it must be respected.

00:12:30Ah, now you tell me that what interests you is my daughter's happiness.

00:12:34Well yes.

00:12:35Well no.

00:12:36Ah, no.

00:12:36Look, if you really love her, you have a moral obligation to stop that wedding.

00:12:40Look, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get rid of the Pintamones.

00:12:44Are you talking about eliminating Roberto?

00:12:46Hey, hey!

00:12:50No, no, there's no need to be more subtle.

00:12:53I'm going to fraternize with him now and then we'll see.

00:12:56A lot can happen in a week.

00:12:57Many.

00:12:58Inside the envelope is the invitation, the wedding registry, and a little note that I added with a very simple rule of conduct.

00:13:10Please dress code, avoid jeans, Spiderman t-shirts and any kind of geeky clothing.

00:13:17I.

00:13:18And I, geeky wardrobe of any kind.

00:13:21And what are you going to wear?

00:13:22Sexual harassment of attractive cousins, sisters, and sisters-in-law is prohibited.

00:13:27Don't be fooled, they are beyond your reach.

00:13:29And so?

00:13:30Damn, anyone would say you're ashamed of us.

00:13:32Well yes.

00:13:33Don't worry about me, I'll go with Lourdes. I'm out of the market.

00:13:36No, she's not invited. She didn't fit at any of our tables.

00:13:40And will I be able to go to your wedding with my girlfriend?

00:13:42Understand, Paco, the moment you enter the church they start to deface the walls or turn around the crucifixes, the typical thing.

00:13:49Have you looked at the top of her head to see if she has three sixes?

00:13:51Okay, fine, enough with messing with Lourdes.

00:13:53Hey, you're inviting me too. Have you talked to Lucía?

00:13:56No, why? You're my friend.

00:13:57There's always been a certain amount of sexual tension between you and me. And since she's so insecure, well...

00:14:02It's okay, we're getting married. She knows I wouldn't be able to get involved with anyone.

00:14:06But you know what you've gotten yourself into, kid.

00:14:08You won't be able to be with any other woman for the rest of your life until death do you part.

00:14:12Well, there won't be that much of a difference, because he's been single for a year and hasn't had a single night.

00:14:16Yes, but if one day he feels like it, that's no longer called cheating, it's called adultery.

00:14:20And with that, you're not going to heaven. Saint Peter doesn't put the seal on you.

00:14:23It's like if you really like sardines.

00:14:25And one day you fancy tuna. No, sardines.

00:14:28And the next day you fancy a steak.

00:14:30Well, no, another sardine.

00:14:32And then one day the sardine starts to get a headache or gets her period.

00:14:37But I don't care, I'm in love with Lucía.

00:14:39I don't care about the rest of the women.

00:14:40But you're in love with the Lucía of now.

00:14:43But then they get married and change.

00:14:44And what are cartridge belts today, tomorrow will be saddlebags.

00:14:47There is a documented case of a woman who gained 27 kilos in her first year of marriage.

00:14:52Where did you read that?

00:14:53Nowhere. He slept staring for 30 years.

00:14:56Man! Roberto, I was looking for you.

00:14:59What? Are you having a bachelor party?

00:15:00No, no, no. I don't care about that kind of thing.

00:15:02But hey, you are on your last day of freedom.

00:15:04And you're going to stay here eating peanuts?

00:15:05No, no, no.

00:15:06Tomorrow we'll celebrate in style, sparing no expense.

00:15:09Of course, you're all invited.

00:15:12No, no, no, no. Just a moment. We'll have to talk to Lucía about that.

00:15:15Maybe he doesn't like that I...

00:15:16No, but what are you going to consult? That's a man's thing.

00:15:19But don't be rude to your father-in-law either, he seems very excited.

00:15:22Where will the event be?

00:15:23I'll give you the details later. I'm going to get one for the stipes.

00:15:27Come on, man, cheer up, you're already part of the family.

00:15:29You have entered my little circle of trust.

00:15:33Well, thank you very much.

00:15:34Nothing, man. Well, I'm off.

00:15:36Hey, Rafa, wait a minute. You're a businessman like me.

00:15:40I am looking for investors for an innovative business concept.

00:15:43Look, I'm sorry. I'm just in a big hurry right now, you know?

00:15:45Okay, okay, no problem. I'll let you know as we eat.

00:15:48Look, we'd call it the sex subway corner.

00:15:51It is a space for men of the 21st century.

00:15:54How did you feel about the crow?

00:15:57I knew it.

00:15:58Do you have money? I'll leave my Visa at the gate.

00:16:00Don't worry. We don't pay where I take you.

00:16:02Well, how's everything going?

00:16:04It's true, but it seems that...

00:16:07Hey, how are you?

00:16:08Ah, very well. How are we doing?

00:16:11Have you heard anyone complain?

00:16:12Yes, I complain. Don't you realize we don't do anything together anymore?

00:16:15Yes, Dad. We're eating.

00:16:17Yes, but we don't talk. We don't share our problems.

00:16:19There is no family communication.

00:16:21It's true. I've had that feeling too.

00:16:23Dad, you need to stop with the Little House on the Prairie thing.

00:16:26That doesn't happen.

00:16:26The important thing is that we don't argue.

00:16:28If you could see the messes that get made out there, for nothing.

00:16:30For example, what is this about eating with the TV on?

00:16:32Hey, hey, I was watching her.

00:16:34And you don't read at the table.

00:16:35Dad's right. It's disrespectful.

00:16:37What are you doing? Ride that ball. Drop it.

00:16:40Ah! Dad, give me the world now!

00:16:42Hey, gazpacho!

00:16:44See? This is what I was talking about.

00:16:47Well, we have to recover the family spirit.

00:16:49We could buy an aquarium and take care of it together.

00:16:51Each one chooses a fish and is responsible for its maintenance.

00:16:54No fish. No fish.

00:16:55What brings bad luck?

00:16:56Well, don't tell me it wouldn't be a nice joint project.

00:16:59This afternoon we're all going to buy it.

00:17:00Yes, I'm here.

00:17:01And I have nothing, but I improvise.

00:17:04Please, this is Dad speaking.

00:17:05Don't worry, I'll convince them.

00:17:07Josemi! I come from a broken home.

00:17:09You don't know what you have at home.

00:17:11What do you want, dude?

00:17:14This, this is not a family or anything.

00:17:17I say I'm going down the lid.

00:17:17As I'm leaving home and no one would miss me until payday.

00:17:20Juan, I would miss you.

00:17:22We are a family, but with older children.

00:17:25They love us, but they completely ignore us.

00:17:27Which, then, is something wonderful for us.

00:17:30Well, I don't like it.

00:17:32In fact, I miss those Sunday afternoons together, when we made ten thousand piece puzzles.

00:17:37while we were listening to sports carousel.

00:17:39Cabbage in the gaunas!

00:17:41And the child fitted a piece.

00:17:43Yeah, well, that's it, until they ask us to guarantee them to buy an apartment,

00:17:48which is when they kiss you again.

00:17:50Forget it.

00:17:50Isabel, why don't we have a child?

00:17:53Of the two, a baby.

00:17:54Already.

00:17:55Hey, why don't you change the car?

00:17:58And what does that have to do with anything?

00:17:59No, I mean, I see it as just another whim of your age.

00:18:02Why don't you buy one of those ridiculous 4-wheel drive SUVs they have these days?

00:18:05Well, I'm delighted with my car.

00:18:07It's new.

00:18:08The final pre-ITV inspection with 50 checkpoints was passed perfectly.

00:18:12No, no, I want a child of yours who gives us our love.

00:18:15Yeah.

00:18:16And what is the ultimate expression of commitment and love between a man and a woman?

00:18:20Well, a mortgage.

00:18:21No, a son.

00:18:23Tell me you're not excited about this adventure.

00:18:25If not, I'm excited.

00:18:27But, Juan, we already, well, it's a little complicated.

00:18:30At our age, having a child is a risky sport.

00:18:33No way, look at Rosa Quintana, twins.

00:18:35Yeah, no, but it's not proven that it's his.

00:18:39It may be a computer error.

00:18:41Let's take a nap and try it.

00:18:45When did you last ovulate?

00:18:47Well no, what date is it?

00:18:51You see me the same.

00:18:52Come on.

00:18:53Come on, Camilo.

00:18:57It would have to be cleaned.

00:18:59No, later, later.

00:19:00There will be time for that.

00:19:01Let's get to it, baby.

00:19:03Juan.

00:19:04Yeah.

00:19:04Stand up straight, daughter.

00:19:07No, I don't want to dress like that in your fashion.

00:19:09That you come here.

00:19:10Yes, Belén, you look beautiful.

00:19:12If you let me, I'll take it from here to the bank and that's it.

00:19:15Phenomenal.

00:19:16Look, it's okay that the bride has to stand out,

00:19:17But why do I have to go dressed as the Supreme Court of Móstoles,

00:19:20It seems I'm going to make my first communion.

00:19:21Yes, I know, it's horrible,

00:19:23but I chose Roberto's cousin

00:19:24and all the bridesmaids have to match.

00:19:26Look, Lucia, I'll tell you something.

00:19:27If you don't throw me the bouquet,

00:19:28I push you against the tartanuccial.

00:19:30Oh, wait, wait, wait a moment,

00:19:33I'll put a pin here for you.

00:19:34Plus, there's a lot of flirting at weddings.

00:19:36I'm not into guys, I'm going to become a lesbian.

00:19:38It's the future, you have to try it.

00:19:40Oh, Belén, don't take a nap, it'll make you feel terrible.

00:19:43I already know.

00:19:45Hello.

00:19:46Hey, Belén.

00:19:48I'm Ana, Bea's friend.

00:19:50I came to see the apartment.

00:19:51Hey, that's pretty cool, huh?

00:19:55Bea had made it so bad for me.

00:19:56that she was a little scared.

00:19:58Hello.

00:19:59Hello, I'm Lucia.

00:20:00And the kitchen is big.

00:20:04What is my room?

00:20:06This one, on the left, but it is very small, is interior.

00:20:09And it smells like fried food 24 hours a day.

00:20:11But what are you saying is that he's going to leave?

00:20:13I just don't want you to look so pretty.

00:20:14I'm not buying this one.

00:20:16Man, when you lived alone

00:20:17It's not like you turned purple either.

00:20:18Hey.

00:20:19I say this to encourage you.

00:20:20The bathroom is huge, huh?

00:20:21Yes, but the cistern runs dry, right?

00:20:24All night long, like this, a cor...

00:20:25And it gets into you...

00:20:27Tell her, the bathroom is huge, she's crazy.

00:20:30Man, normal.

00:20:31Because compared to the airplane bathroom, well, of course.

00:20:34Hey, and I'm really bad-tempered, huh?

00:20:36Yes, because I am kind of resentful towards society.

00:20:39I put on...

00:20:41You tell him, tell him, tell him.

00:20:43No, I love it.

00:20:45I'm staying.

00:20:46But I don't know how much...

00:20:48It's expensive, it's expensive.

00:20:49Yes, yes, because it is in the center

00:20:52and it is a center within the center.

00:20:55600 euros.

00:20:57Oh yeah?

00:20:58Is it the same as what I was paying?

00:21:00for a 30-meter studio?

00:21:03You already have a roommate.

00:21:04I'm going to get my things.

00:21:05I'll be right back.

00:21:06Hey, hey, hey, you have a boyfriend, right?

00:21:08No, no, no, calm down.

00:21:09With my profession it is very complicated

00:21:11have a stable partner.

00:21:12No, the same thing happens to me.

00:21:13with the dry cleaners that absorbs me.

00:21:15Well, we will depend on what comes out,

00:21:16which is much more fun, huh?

00:21:18Yeah.

00:21:19Hey, we'll go out together.

00:21:24I'm not going anywhere with you.

00:21:26Don't bother me with this bearded stewardess.

00:21:28Come on, you've got nerve.

00:21:29You will charge 600 euros.

00:21:30which is what you pay for shell.

00:21:31Look, since I'm not going to eat a donut,

00:21:33at least I live for free.

00:21:36Hey, Bea doesn't have a girlfriend now, right?

00:21:39Are you serious?

00:21:40How do I know I don't like it?

00:21:41if I haven't tried it?

00:21:42Yes, come on, stand up.

00:21:45I'll put your suit back in its place.

00:21:47What a nightmare!

00:21:49Mauri, I'm already climbing.

00:21:51I'm officially your upstairs neighbor.

00:21:52How was the walk with Ezequiel?

00:21:54Great, Bea.

00:21:55You don't know how grateful I am.

00:21:56that you chose me to have a child with.

00:21:58Fernando and I are very happy, you know?

00:21:59Because I see him better than ever.

00:22:01He's a great dad, focused,

00:22:03very affectionate with me.

00:22:06Well, with me and with everyone in general.

00:22:08I'm leaving you, I'm dropping the ice cream.

00:22:12I am very happy with my daughter,

00:22:13but it's so hard raising her alone.

00:22:15I'm separated, I don't know if I've told you.

00:22:17Yes, yes, you've already told me this before.

00:22:18Yeah.

00:22:19Well, I bathe naked with the kid.

00:22:20so that he sees sexuality as something natural.

00:22:23Come on, me too.

00:22:24But only in the mornings,

00:22:25when my husband is at the office,

00:22:27from nine to two,

00:22:28Monday to Friday.

00:22:29And your wife will be delighted

00:22:31that you like children so much, right?

00:22:33No, no, I'm not married.

00:22:34Oh no?

00:22:35He's gay.

00:22:39Have you seen?

00:22:40I am like Moses.

00:22:41The waters part as I pass.

00:22:42What's happening?

00:22:43He's just talking to them.

00:22:44No, Fernando,

00:22:44you were flirting

00:22:45because you love yourself

00:22:45at the center of the park's action.

00:22:47But you are not ashamed of the mime

00:22:48or the guitar

00:22:50or the man who is selling the bracelets there.

00:22:52Fernando, they have to earn a living.

00:22:54I've never understood it.

00:22:55Why do you get so jealous of women?

00:22:56Because if you put the cones on me with a man,

00:22:59I can compete with a woman, no.

00:23:00I'll kill you both times, you understand.

00:23:02But in the second,

00:23:03Well, more slowly, recreating myself.

00:23:05Well, that was very rude.

00:23:06We were just talking.

00:23:07It was a conversation between new mothers.

00:23:09Of course, you were teaching them

00:23:10your stretch marks from pregnancy.

00:23:12Fernando, please,

00:23:12that if you start crying

00:23:13they breastfeed you.

00:23:14I don't know what they see in you

00:23:15if it is very clear that you are gay.

00:23:16Well, maybe

00:23:17It's not so clear when they get close to me.

00:23:19To you, however,

00:23:20no one comes close to you, huh?

00:23:21What did you say?

00:23:23Nothing.

00:23:23Come on, let's go home.

00:23:24That Zequiel is hungry.

00:23:26Are we already with the pen?

00:23:27of the noses?

00:23:28Look, if it is that the more

00:23:29you get angry,

00:23:29the more it shows on you.

00:23:30Look, look what you've done.

00:23:32The hand!

00:23:33Sorry, but I'm as macho as you, okay?

00:23:35That the faculty had them, yes.

00:23:36There was one who when she found out

00:23:37that he was gay,

00:23:38failed without any subjects.

00:23:39Then he wanted to do a sex change,

00:23:41but they no longer gave him the scholarship.

00:23:42Yes, we are both very macho.

00:23:43Sorry, they're looking at you.

00:23:44because you look like one

00:23:45when leaving class.

00:23:47Hello, flatties, how are you?

00:23:48Well, I don't understand.

00:23:54Pécil.

00:23:56Careful.

00:23:57Come on, damn, the elevator,

00:23:58that this weighs.

00:23:59No, no.

00:23:59The elevator is not for lifting loads,

00:24:01that the pulleys are suffering.

00:24:02We put it in the meter room

00:24:04under lock and key.

00:24:05But there is no room there,

00:24:06and that's where people go

00:24:07to do their sexual things.

00:24:08And if we put a massage chair,

00:24:10Well, there's going to be a queue.

00:24:11Damn, well, we left it in the goal,

00:24:13which is a discreet place

00:24:14and without architectural barriers.

00:24:15No, not there.

00:24:16That Lucia sees it just by looking out.

00:24:19Let's see, let's think,

00:24:20What is the last place

00:24:21where would Lucia go?

00:24:22Our house,

00:24:23which is the heart of Radiopatio.

00:24:25It doesn't fit in there at all.

00:24:27And you only have to go up one floor,

00:24:28that is also an interesting fact.

00:24:29Okay, then come on.

00:24:30Hey, hey,

00:24:30if you leave it at our house,

00:24:32you have to pay us storage costs.

00:24:35Yes, ma'am, yes,

00:24:36get out of there.

00:24:36Come on.

00:24:36What does the plug do?

00:24:38Here comes the posh girl!

00:24:39Aunt, in the background, in the background!

00:24:40Oh, oh, oh!

00:24:40What a joke!

00:24:42Lady, you're not funny at all, are you?

00:24:44Come on, I got a little sprain on my back.

00:24:46Oh, I'm getting dizzy.

00:24:47Come on,

00:24:48go to the elevator,

00:24:48that will cost us our health.

00:24:50No?

00:24:50It's just a matter of one last effort.

00:24:53Improve the elevator.

00:24:54Oh, oh, oh,

00:24:55it's going well there.

00:24:56Just a moment,

00:24:57put it down,

00:24:57a little further to the right.

00:24:59Watch your fingers.

00:25:01Well,

00:25:01and you could help a little, right?

00:25:03It's just that from the outside things look better.

00:25:06If my technical direction would be that slice,

00:25:08the elevator provides it.

00:25:10A glass of water, maybe?

00:25:12Yes, but in your house.

00:25:13Come on, get out,

00:25:14that we have a headband marathon.

00:25:16Eye with the chair, huh?

00:25:17Lucia must find it impeccable.

00:25:19Take care of it as if it were yours.

00:25:21Yes, heavy!

00:25:28What are you doing?

00:25:30Didn't he say as if it were ours?

00:25:32Well, try it.

00:25:33to see if it works,

00:25:34because you might have to return it.

00:25:36No!

00:25:37Lucia has to wear this for the first time!

00:25:39We can't!

00:25:46This is very good.

00:25:49This is the closest thing to sex

00:25:50that you are going to find.

00:25:52Do you want me to make you stronger?

00:25:53Yeah!

00:25:53Go for it!

00:25:55I'll go next,

00:25:57that my back is bad.

00:25:59Look at my sister enjoying herself!

00:26:02Ah!

00:26:05Come on, look,

00:26:05we are all here.

00:26:06Excellent!

00:26:07Natalia, please,

00:26:08sit down, we need to talk.

00:26:09Hey!

00:26:09I haven't done anything, huh?

00:26:10The money you are missing

00:26:11José Miguel is getting it from you.

00:26:13But what are you saying?

00:26:14If you take away much more than I do.

00:26:16Well,

00:26:17We'll talk about that later.

00:26:18at another time.

00:26:19You have me

00:26:20stuck

00:26:21in a big mess.

00:26:22For ignoring your father,

00:26:24now he pretends

00:26:24that we have a child.

00:26:26And I'm not talking

00:26:27to adopt a Chinese child.

00:26:29No,

00:26:29wants a baby

00:26:30with her pregnancy,

00:26:31her cesarean section

00:26:32and all.

00:26:33Well, what it is

00:26:34the miracle of life.

00:26:36As you can understand

00:26:36at this point,

00:26:37have a child with me

00:26:38It makes me laugh just as much

00:26:39than a toothache.

00:26:40Well,

00:26:41Well, tell him no.

00:26:42Well no,

00:26:43because John

00:26:44he is very excited

00:26:45and will think

00:26:46that I don't love him.

00:26:47So no.

00:26:48This brown

00:26:48we are going to eat it

00:26:49among all.

00:26:51Who are they going to be?

00:26:51the best children in the world

00:26:52and they will pass

00:26:53more time with his father?

00:26:55I don't know who.

00:26:56It's just that it's very heavy.

00:26:57Besides,

00:26:57what do we do with it?

00:26:58Well,

00:26:59I don't know,

00:26:59propose things to him.

00:27:01You,

00:27:01For example,

00:27:01you can do it

00:27:02the aqueduct of Segovia

00:27:03with macaroni.

00:27:05And you,

00:27:05Well,

00:27:06So introduce him

00:27:06to your boyfriend

00:27:07and you do

00:27:08as if you were listening to him

00:27:09while speaking.

00:27:10Well, the typical thing.

00:27:12What fish!

00:27:12the coolest ones I've ever bought.

00:27:14Dad's going to freak out.

00:27:15Which of the five do you order?

00:27:17What are you saying, man?

00:27:18If there are only four.

00:27:19No way.

00:27:20But what is he doing?

00:27:20that bastard?

00:27:21Don't eat it.

00:27:22You see?

00:27:23That's the spirit.

00:27:25Play along,

00:27:26Juan.

00:27:26And why don't you take it?

00:27:27the pill directly

00:27:28and we get rid of the problem?

00:27:29No,

00:27:30Yeah.

00:27:30Yes in half an hour

00:27:31I have an appointment with the gynecologist

00:27:33to get a guy.

00:27:34EITHER,

00:27:35Well,

00:27:35two.

00:27:36Just in case one of them moves.

00:27:41Where are you going, darling?

00:27:42Hey?

00:27:44Ah,

00:27:44I'm going to the dentist

00:27:45to ask for a quote

00:27:46for laser whitening.

00:27:48Do you want me to accompany you?

00:27:49No,

00:27:50that was the...

00:27:51that the children were

00:27:52saying that they want to propose to you

00:27:53a cinema

00:27:54or I don't know what.

00:27:56Oh yeah?

00:28:07Sorry for the delay, Isabel,

00:28:08I'm with you now.

00:28:09Don't worry,

00:28:10I was here

00:28:10with so many halogens.

00:28:12It's that today I have

00:28:12a group of students

00:28:13in practice

00:28:14and we are above

00:28:15down.

00:28:16What are you going to tell me?

00:28:17I have them

00:28:18every day

00:28:18in the hospital.

00:28:21Forward.

00:28:22Can?

00:28:23Ah, come in, guys,

00:28:24pass.

00:28:28Behold,

00:28:28She is Isabel

00:28:29and I'm going to give it a day.

00:28:31Hello,

00:28:31how are you?

00:28:32I'm going to take advantage of the opportunity

00:28:33to teach them

00:28:34how it is inserted,

00:28:34don't you mind,

00:28:35TRUE?

00:28:36Man,

00:28:37don't me...

00:28:38Good,

00:28:38previously

00:28:39insertion of the diuretic

00:28:40we are going to do a cytology

00:28:41and an exploration

00:28:42complete uterus

00:28:42to determine the size

00:28:44and rule out infections

00:28:46in the genital apparatus.

00:28:48As you can see,

00:28:48its appearance is very good.

00:28:50If I had known

00:28:51of pile.

00:28:53Normally

00:28:53its placement

00:28:54It is not usually painful,

00:28:55but it is a bit annoying.

00:28:57It depends largely

00:28:58of dilation

00:28:58of the cervix,

00:28:59but above all

00:29:00of relaxation

00:29:01of the woman.

00:29:02No,

00:29:02but I am

00:29:03very calm.

00:29:06Sorry.

00:29:07Very good,

00:29:08Well, let's go there.

00:29:13No,

00:29:14man,

00:29:14No.

00:29:15Photos no.

00:29:16And also

00:29:17with the mobile

00:29:18They are of very poor quality.

00:29:27Jewel,

00:29:27what a place

00:29:28that will take us

00:29:28your soil.

00:29:29America Bar,

00:29:30jacuzzi,

00:29:31live show.

00:29:33And what are you going to give to yourself?

00:29:33If they're not going to let you in.

00:29:35Well,

00:29:35and what are they for?

00:29:35multimedia mobiles?

00:29:37You think

00:29:37that you will be able to resist

00:29:38the temptation?

00:29:39That there is a lot of level,

00:29:40Hey?

00:29:40Me because I have a girlfriend,

00:29:41that if not...

00:29:41Paco,

00:29:42Lourdes is not considered

00:29:43bride,

00:29:44I eat a lot of animals

00:29:45of company.

00:29:47Hey,

00:29:47one day we will arrive

00:29:48to the hands,

00:29:48I warn you.

00:29:49I don't have it anymore

00:29:50temptations of any kind.

00:29:51You just don't understand.

00:29:53When one is going to get married

00:29:54enters a spiritual state

00:29:55almost mystical.

00:29:56The rest of the women

00:29:57ceases to exist.

00:29:59Hello,

00:29:59Do you have cards?

00:30:00mobile recharge?

00:30:05Hello.

00:30:07Do you know what it is,

00:30:08No?

00:30:09You scratch,

00:30:10a little number appears

00:30:11and...

00:30:12No,

00:30:12have,

00:30:13but if you want

00:30:14I can go buy one.

00:30:16Sorry,

00:30:16is that we are saving

00:30:17a minute of silence

00:30:18for the separation

00:30:19definitive of the freckles

00:30:20that as a fan

00:30:21we have not overcome it yet.

00:30:23What we can do

00:30:24give you information

00:30:25in case you want

00:30:25become a member.

00:30:26Do you live around here?

00:30:27Yeah,

00:30:28I just moved here

00:30:29to the third B.

00:30:30Well then

00:30:30we are neighbors.

00:30:32Roberto?

00:30:33Hey?

00:30:34Are you Roberto?

00:30:35Don't you remember me?

00:30:37Ah,

00:30:37Yeah,

00:30:38Yeah,

00:30:39are you...

00:30:40I don't know who you are.

00:30:42This is silly.

00:30:43I'm Ana,

00:30:44we spent the summer together

00:30:45in Gandia.

00:30:45Well,

00:30:46our parents

00:30:46they were close

00:30:47and we spent the day

00:30:48playing and running

00:30:49naked on the beach.

00:30:51Well, it's weird.

00:30:52that I don't remember.

00:30:53Oh,

00:30:53Too bad,

00:30:54clear,

00:30:54is that we were five years old.

00:30:56Ah.

00:30:57Well,

00:30:58how are you?

00:30:58Tell me,

00:30:59what is your life.

00:31:00Very good,

00:31:00I am an artist,

00:31:02comic book artist.

00:31:03I, José Miguel,

00:31:04child prodigy.

00:31:05Paco,

00:31:06film director.

00:31:07Alex,

00:31:07businessman.

00:31:08Pablo,

00:31:08the ghost's brother.

00:31:10What do I give you?

00:31:12Mariano,

00:31:12sexual meter

00:31:13and thinker.

00:31:14Nice to meet you,

00:31:15I am a flight attendant

00:31:16and I make international flights.

00:31:18Look,

00:31:18I just arrived

00:31:19from Costa Rica.

00:31:20Good Benmirillo.

00:31:22Hey,

00:31:22I was very excited to see you.

00:31:24Me,

00:31:25me,

00:31:25me too,

00:31:26Yeah.

00:31:26Well, come on,

00:31:27see you,

00:31:28Okay?

00:31:29Bye bye.

00:31:30Bye bye,

00:31:30bye bye.

00:31:32Hey,

00:31:32It seems that the IBEX

00:31:33is rising,

00:31:34No?

00:31:34What are you saying?

00:31:35Pussy,

00:31:36to change the subject,

00:31:36to overcome this.

00:31:38Is,

00:31:38she is a goddess.

00:31:39It's very good.

00:31:40Well, she's become very happy.

00:31:42to see you.

00:31:43How could he recognize me?

00:31:45If we were five years old.

00:31:46Man,

00:31:46you haven't changed much either.

00:31:48That's why I would do it to you.

00:31:49your grandmother bachelor party

00:31:51or the big door

00:31:52to the payol.

00:31:53What are you saying?

00:31:54No,

00:31:54no,

00:31:54no.

00:31:55But,

00:31:55what do you think?

00:31:56Why does an aunt appear?

00:31:57suddenly very good

00:31:58with which he ran naked

00:31:59along the beach

00:31:59and they hit on me

00:32:00very clearly

00:32:00am I going to hook up with her?

00:32:01Well yes.

00:32:02Yeah.

00:32:03I see it clearly.

00:32:04The flight attendants are

00:32:05all day

00:32:06with the Jekylland.

00:32:07They have the biological clock

00:32:08fucking.

00:32:09They always want sex.

00:32:11Analyze,

00:32:11uncle.

00:32:12If you are not interested,

00:32:13Why haven't you told him?

00:32:13that you had a girlfriend

00:32:14and that you were going to get married?

00:32:15There,

00:32:15there.

00:32:16Why hasn't this topic come up?

00:32:17Well, you'll see.

00:32:18But if fate

00:32:19has put a girl like that there for you,

00:32:20It's for a reason.

00:32:21Treat yourself.

00:32:22It's like the last will

00:32:23of a man condemned to death.

00:32:24Besides,

00:32:25that memory

00:32:25will help you

00:32:26in bad times

00:32:27of your marriage.

00:32:27Fuck,

00:32:28how annoying.

00:32:29Roberto,

00:32:29me when a girl

00:32:34fuck,

00:32:34to you,

00:32:35to anyone.

00:32:36I shit on the bitch,

00:32:37man!

00:32:42Girls,

00:32:42the tail,

00:32:43yuhu!

00:32:44Oh,

00:32:45fuck,

00:32:45how difficult this is!

00:32:51That?

00:32:51How are you?

00:32:52Do I look like a lesbian?

00:32:53But what are you dressed up as?

00:32:55By bus on vacation?

00:32:56Well, I've been close to it.

00:32:57to shave myself.

00:32:58But then I thought,

00:32:59fuck,

00:32:59and if I see that he rejects me,

00:33:00what I do?

00:33:00Should I keep my hair short?

00:33:01So I don't flirt anymore.

00:33:02until October,

00:33:03at least.

00:33:04What are you doing?

00:33:05Well, training,

00:33:06because it is supposed to...

00:33:07Yuiui!

00:33:08Almost.

00:33:09I have to throw the bouquet to him.

00:33:10to you,

00:33:10but without being noticeable.

00:33:11Well,

00:33:12that?

00:33:12How do I hook up with Bea?

00:33:13What do I know?

00:33:14If he kissed you, would you do something?

00:33:16Leave me your colon.

00:33:17Come, come, come, come, come.

00:33:18Look,

00:33:19I understand you perfectly

00:33:19that you are desperate.

00:33:20I wouldn't be in your place,

00:33:22but suddenly

00:33:22you become a lesbian,

00:33:23Well, you don't have one.

00:33:23Hey,

00:33:24that we must not close doors.

00:33:25My mother told me,

00:33:26daughter,

00:33:26you have to eat everything.

00:33:28Let's see.

00:33:29Ah,

00:33:30because they are soft,

00:33:31Hey?

00:33:31It's not a thing either...

00:33:32Hey, pretty?

00:33:33Have you had surgery?

00:33:34I haven't had surgery.

00:33:35To the,

00:33:35come to your house,

00:33:36that I have many things to do.

00:33:37Well,

00:33:37and what do I do?

00:33:38Do I attack in the plantation?

00:33:39or flirting on the plantation?

00:33:41Or do I attack and flirt?

00:33:43I don't know,

00:33:43I don't know.

00:33:51We met up with Mom at the park.

00:33:53There is a botanical competition.

00:33:54Gardeners have come

00:33:55of all the royal houses of Europe.

00:33:57The Spanish are among the favorites,

00:33:59Hey?

00:33:59Come on,

00:33:59the Geronios' Champions League.

00:34:01And then,

00:34:02dinner at the Chinese,

00:34:02family menu.

00:34:03You'll see how they give us gifts

00:34:04a calendar screen for each one.

00:34:07Is that a drill?

00:34:09Man,

00:34:10Epileidi doesn't sound familiar.

00:34:12Dad,

00:34:13We'll wait for you downstairs.

00:34:17Ah,

00:34:17No,

00:34:18No,

00:34:18no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:34:19What's happening?

00:34:20My sister has strictly forbidden making holes in the wall.

00:34:23and this is stated in clause 17B of the lease agreement.

00:34:26Very good,

00:34:27So how do I hang the pictures?

00:34:28With gum?

00:34:28Well, with an easy hang-up, man.

00:34:30A little more DIY culture.

00:34:32An easy hang-up.

00:34:33And what is that?

00:34:34Oh,

00:34:35I shit myself,

00:34:35I curse my mother who...

00:34:37Let's see,

00:34:38do not give light,

00:34:39Pussy,

00:34:39I'm changing a light bulb.

00:34:41What a desire to spend,

00:34:41fuck,

00:34:42if it is daytime.

00:34:44Hey,

00:34:45Hey,

00:34:45kid,

00:34:46where are you going?

00:34:47That's me,

00:34:47moron.

00:34:48Yeah,

00:34:49Well, you,

00:34:49Nativity scene,

00:34:49Let's see if we take care of the styling a little,

00:34:51that go from bad to worse.

00:34:52Now,

00:34:52instead of buying the compopolitan,

00:34:53what are you buying?

00:34:54Hunting and fishing?

00:34:54What's happening?

00:34:55That I'm not pretty.

00:34:56You look like a lesbian and a scissor

00:34:57that you can't handle her.

00:34:58So I'm doing well.

00:35:00This girl is more lost than...

00:35:02Look,

00:35:02I've been here less than a day

00:35:03and I'm already fed up with it.

00:35:05He gives you a month's deposit, right?

00:35:06Well,

00:35:06Well, when I leave,

00:35:07I take this a little bit from there

00:35:08to cover the holes.

00:35:09This girl is going to bother me,

00:35:12but it is noticeable that it is teaching staff.

00:35:14Has linguistic resources.

00:35:15Yeah,

00:35:16Yeah,

00:35:16Yeah.

00:35:21Hello.

00:35:24I came for a little sugar.

00:35:26But didn't you take Karina?

00:35:28That.

00:35:29What are you wearing?

00:35:30A change of look.

00:35:34Hello good.

00:35:34Mrs. Beatriz Villarejo,

00:35:36please.

00:35:36I'm bringing you a package.

00:35:37Oh,

00:35:38my boy!

00:35:40How did you eat?

00:35:41As usual.

00:35:42But you see how much it weighs.

00:35:43I gave it a week

00:35:43salt syrup.

00:35:44Hello.

00:35:45How are you?

00:35:46I am Carmen,

00:35:46Bea's roommate.

00:35:47How are you?

00:35:49I am Tito Fer,

00:35:50first B.

00:35:51Come on,

00:35:52Well, see you later,

00:35:53Hey?

00:35:53See you later.

00:35:54Goodbye, Ezequiel.

00:35:56See you later.

00:35:59My God,

00:36:00I've dreamed about this guy.

00:36:01Is it déjà vu?

00:36:02Well,

00:36:02my dream was wearing a thong

00:36:03and my name tattooed here on the chest,

00:36:05but otherwise it was the same,

00:36:06Hey?

00:36:06He's gay.

00:36:07Well,

00:36:08That's because

00:36:08maybe it hasn't appeared yet

00:36:10the right woman in his life.

00:36:11You see?

00:36:11That's déjà vu.

00:36:13Look,

00:36:13Carmen,

00:36:13when someone is homosexual,

00:36:14is gay forever.

00:36:16I mean,

00:36:16me,

00:36:16For example,

00:36:17now,

00:36:17No?

00:36:17Well, Brad Pitt gets me.

00:36:18and I don't care.

00:36:19Come on,

00:36:19I'd rather get involved with Belén.

00:36:21Yeah?

00:36:21Can you imagine?

00:36:24We are neighbors.

00:36:25You give me time.

00:36:27Wow!

00:36:29How delicious it is.

00:36:31Ah,

00:36:31Yeah.

00:36:33Seven,

00:36:34eight,

00:36:37nine,

00:36:40ten.

00:36:42Mauri,

00:36:42Are you okay?

00:36:43Yeah,

00:36:43what's happening?

00:36:44I bought some weights.

00:36:45Already,

00:36:45that's as far as I go.

00:36:47Hey,

00:36:47What if all this

00:36:48It's because of the comment

00:36:48that I did to you before in the park,

00:36:50that really,

00:36:50that nothing happens.

00:36:50No,

00:36:51that you are right.

00:36:51I have to shine,

00:36:52I don't want to end up a complete faggot.

00:36:55You'll see,

00:36:56if in this house

00:36:57there must be a crazy one,

00:36:58that's going to be you.

00:37:00Hey,

00:37:01look,

00:37:02that tomorrow is the farewell

00:37:03of the bachelor

00:37:03and I wanted to invite you.

00:37:05But come on,

00:37:06I imagine you don't want to come.

00:37:07Fuck you,

00:37:07and why not?

00:37:08What is a gay doing?

00:37:09seeing an aunt

00:37:09taking it off?

00:37:13But come on,

00:37:14that if you want to come,

00:37:15without any problem.

00:37:16Pay my debt.

00:37:17We'll be there.

00:37:20Hey,

00:37:20but one thing,

00:37:21Didn't you tell Lucia?

00:37:21that we were going to go to his farewell party?

00:37:23And it's also tomorrow.

00:37:24Fuck,

00:37:24It's true.

00:37:25Clear,

00:37:25It's all a bit of a mess.

00:37:27Which bachelor party

00:37:28is a gay going?

00:37:28His or hers?

00:37:30Well,

00:37:30look,

00:37:30It is not necessary either

00:37:31to let anyone down,

00:37:32we split up.

00:37:33You go to Lucia's

00:37:34and I to Roberto's.

00:37:35Clear,

00:37:35the crazy one with the girls

00:37:36and the Iberian male to Bertetas.

00:37:37No,

00:37:38No,

00:37:38No.

00:37:39You go to Lucia's

00:37:40and I go with them.

00:37:41Already,

00:37:41but I don't have

00:37:42a lot of confidence in her.

00:37:43And with Roberto

00:37:44and with his gang,

00:37:45Yeah.

00:37:45Come on, silly,

00:37:45take advantage,

00:37:46so they are going to go to a boys' school.

00:37:47I'm going to take a shower.

00:37:48Well,

00:37:48whatever you want,

00:37:48me,

00:37:49you see.

00:37:50Come on,

00:37:50that it's up to me.

00:37:52Oh,

00:37:52how wonderful!

00:37:54They have put me

00:37:55the discs

00:37:56in its place.

00:37:58These armchairs

00:37:59they should always put them

00:38:01in the waiting room

00:38:02of Social Security.

00:38:04It's Mariano,

00:38:05chair cover.

00:38:07But,

00:38:07and what does this one want?

00:38:08It's not time!

00:38:09Hello,

00:38:12I have a massage.

00:38:13No,

00:38:14the gentleman cannot open

00:38:15until he gives it to her.

00:38:16The president said it.

00:38:18Come on,

00:38:18man,

00:38:19yes with the vibration

00:38:20it has opened up to me

00:38:21a crack in the ceiling.

00:38:22Do you have a beer?

00:38:23Okay,

00:38:24but ten minutes,

00:38:25Hey?

00:38:25What is the time limit?

00:38:27allowed for senior citizens.

00:38:29From there

00:38:30they begin to decalcify

00:38:31all the bones.

00:38:32Yes,

00:38:33heavy,

00:38:33you put it to the maximum.

00:38:34But,

00:38:35are you going to leave him?

00:38:36This uses a lot of electricity.

00:38:38Well, I need

00:38:39my massage

00:38:39traditional Japanese

00:38:40before sleeping.

00:38:41Siatsu program.

00:38:42I have an idea

00:38:43to lower the bill.

00:38:48Hello.

00:38:49What's happening?

00:38:49We come to ask you

00:38:50a little bit of salt.

00:38:52Sampu?

00:38:53Forgive her,

00:38:53is what happens to him

00:38:54like machines

00:38:55tobacco

00:38:55that sometimes

00:38:56gets stuck.

00:38:57I'll be right back.

00:38:58Can it be for hair?

00:38:59dry and punished?

00:39:00At the supermarket

00:39:01is that here

00:39:02of which there is.

00:39:02It's that the fatty one

00:39:03it hurts me

00:39:04the root

00:39:04and it gets tangled up

00:39:05the hair.

00:39:13Shell,

00:39:14we are already inside.

00:39:15Yes we can do it

00:39:16with this,

00:39:17we can do it

00:39:18also

00:39:18with the cable

00:39:19from the phone.

00:39:21This is it

00:39:22have a plug.

00:39:24Shell.

00:39:24Stretch the sheet.

00:39:26What if Valentine

00:39:28bites the cable?

00:39:29Well, dog thighs

00:39:31grilled.

00:39:31To the Koreans

00:39:32they like it a lot.

00:39:33Don't say it

00:39:34not even joking,

00:39:35who understands everything.

00:39:37Hey, hey, hey,

00:39:38the shampoo.

00:39:39Ah,

00:39:40is that I have stayed

00:39:41seeing the beautiful

00:39:42that you have everything

00:39:43and it's gone

00:39:44the head.

00:39:46Bye bye.

00:39:47You are welcome.

00:39:50How delicious

00:39:59There was dinner,

00:40:00Hey.

00:40:01And how beautiful

00:40:01the walk in the park.

00:40:03Right, kids?

00:40:04Yeah.

00:40:05Was the ice cream delicious?

00:40:07A lot.

00:40:08Between that

00:40:08and the sunset.

00:40:09And how did they run?

00:40:10those of the top manta

00:40:11when the police came?

00:40:12Yeah,

00:40:12there's some Olympian there.

00:40:13I would nationalize them.

00:40:15Well now

00:40:15don't make too much noise

00:40:16because mom and I

00:40:17we go to bed

00:40:18that we are exhausted.

00:40:21No,

00:40:21I don't,

00:40:22I'm very well.

00:40:23Why don't you play?

00:40:24a parcheesi with them?

00:40:25No,

00:40:25no because we have

00:40:26that we do our exercises

00:40:27relaxation

00:40:28to accelerate

00:40:29the beginning of the REM phase.

00:40:31Come on,

00:40:31that's the issue here.

00:40:32José Miguel,

00:40:33you and I are going to have

00:40:33tomorrow a talk

00:40:34father and son

00:40:34while we record the car.

00:40:35But if there is a drought,

00:40:36they're going to fine you.

00:40:37Well,

00:40:37So we clean it inside,

00:40:38that the mats

00:40:39They are a mess.

00:40:41Dear.

00:40:41This is of no use,

00:40:46Hey?

00:40:47Hey,

00:40:47What do fish eat?

00:40:48Breadcrumbs?

00:40:48These fish prefer

00:40:49the other fish.

00:40:51And there are only two left.

00:40:52But damn.

00:40:53This looks like an operation

00:40:55triumph of fish.

00:40:56There can only be one.

00:40:57Still,

00:40:58still.

00:40:59Does he eat it?

00:41:01Let's see,

00:41:02so that?

00:41:04Look at him,

00:41:05how handsome.

00:41:06It pulls me a little.

00:41:08It's that I have more back

00:41:09that Carlos.

00:41:10Besides,

00:41:11that gives me the creeps

00:41:11wear his suit.

00:41:12Well,

00:41:12Well, nothing,

00:41:12if you want we can buy one,

00:41:13but they cost 1500 euros.

00:41:16Well,

00:41:16we fixed it

00:41:17and it's all in one day.

00:41:18Okay.

00:41:18Look,

00:41:19dear,

00:41:19Here we have the list

00:41:20of guests

00:41:20and the plane

00:41:21with the 70 tables.

00:41:23Now it's about

00:41:23to organize them.

00:41:24Wow,

00:41:25what a great plan.

00:41:26Yeah.

00:41:26Hey,

00:41:27Isn't there a program?

00:41:27computer

00:41:28to do this?

00:41:28No,

00:41:29look,

00:41:29the wedding table.

00:41:30So that your father

00:41:31and mine

00:41:31do not sit together,

00:41:32Well, I've thought

00:41:33in putting our grandmothers

00:41:34here in the middle

00:41:34a firewall plan.

00:41:36And the others,

00:41:36that they take a number

00:41:37at the entrance

00:41:37like in the butcher shop.

00:41:39Yeah.

00:41:40Hey,

00:41:40look,

00:41:40that Father Miguel

00:41:41he told me

00:41:41what do you want to put

00:41:42at the main entrance

00:41:43a stand

00:41:43to promote

00:41:44his song of the summer.

00:41:45I confessed to you.

00:41:46Yes,

00:41:47leave.

00:41:49I told him no,

00:41:50I had to tell you about it

00:41:52because of course.

00:41:54Ah,

00:41:54that in the end tomorrow

00:41:55they say goodbye to me

00:41:56single.

00:41:57Your father has insisted,

00:41:58to the video store

00:41:59they are excited.

00:41:59I'm going out too

00:42:00with the girls.

00:42:01Yeah,

00:42:02because they want to,

00:42:03clear,

00:42:03because to me...

00:42:04Ah,

00:42:04excellent.

00:42:05What are you doing,

00:42:05to a boys?

00:42:06No,

00:42:07No,

00:42:07we're going nowhere,

00:42:08a little dinner,

00:42:09quick drink

00:42:09and home.

00:42:10Ah,

00:42:10well like us.

00:42:11Hey,

00:42:12but if you want to go

00:42:12to a boy

00:42:13no problem,

00:42:14Hey?

00:42:14I trust you.

00:42:15And I in you,

00:42:16dear.

00:42:19Do you take out the trash?

00:42:20Yeah.

00:42:21Okay.

00:42:21Well,

00:42:23Well, nothing,

00:42:24I'll organize this,

00:42:25Hey?

00:42:25Yeah,

00:42:26do it yourself

00:42:26if I trust you.

00:42:27Yeah.

00:42:33Go on!

00:42:33Do you live across the street?

00:42:35Hey?

00:42:36Yeah.

00:42:36Oh,

00:42:37how elegant

00:42:37you all put on

00:42:38to be at home.

00:42:39Me as George Clooney.

00:42:42What are you going to do?

00:42:43Let's take it for a spin?

00:42:44Well yes,

00:42:44because I am still

00:42:45with jet lag

00:42:46and until eight in the morning

00:42:47I can't sleep.

00:42:48Yeah,

00:42:49clear.

00:42:49Are you coming?

00:42:50Yeah.

00:42:50No,

00:42:51No,

00:42:51I can't.

00:42:53I'm getting up early tomorrow.

00:42:55I have a meeting.

00:42:56Well, nothing,

00:42:56See you another day.

00:42:58Tomorrow?

00:42:59Just tomorrow

00:43:00everything fits me a bit.

00:43:01Well,

00:43:01Well, nothing,

00:43:02I'll stop by your house tomorrow.

00:43:06How are you,

00:43:06my love?

00:43:07This time he gives me the duck

00:43:08that yes,

00:43:09Hey?

00:43:09Right now

00:43:10there are millions of sperm

00:43:11running like crazy

00:43:12towards its goal.

00:43:13Yeah,

00:43:14like when they open the doors

00:43:15from a concert

00:43:15by Alejandro Sanz.

00:43:17Sorry,

00:43:18I'll see if I can recover

00:43:19the pants

00:43:20of pajamas.

00:43:22Beautiful night

00:43:22to engender

00:43:23a new being.

00:43:24Hey?

00:43:25Yeah,

00:43:25lovely.

00:43:27I'm going to do it

00:43:27an infusion

00:43:28to celebrate it.

00:43:29No,

00:43:29don't move.

00:43:30It must be made easier

00:43:31fertilization,

00:43:32lift your legs.

00:43:33Sorry?

00:43:34So,

00:43:34don't move

00:43:35for 20 minutes.

00:43:36I make you

00:43:37the infusion,

00:43:37dear.

00:43:38So,

00:43:38still.

00:43:39Juan,

00:43:40I'm tired.

00:43:41Well, support them.

00:43:42with the wall.

00:43:43No,

00:43:43but I didn't bring it.

00:43:45I'll help you,

00:43:45I turn you,

00:43:45come,

00:43:46dear.

00:43:47Right now

00:43:48there is a sperm

00:43:49fighting to the death

00:43:50to enter your egg.

00:43:51We can't put

00:43:52the mission is in danger.

00:43:53No,

00:43:54mission no.

00:43:55Wait.

00:43:56What are you doing?

00:43:59My son,

00:44:00These possibly

00:44:01be your first

00:44:02moments of life

00:44:02as a cell,

00:44:03egg or zygote.

00:44:04I want you to have

00:44:05constancy

00:44:05of this historic moment.

00:44:07Isabel,

00:44:08tell him something

00:44:09to your future child.

00:44:10It is that of course

00:44:11how ugly and dirty

00:44:11there is the roof.

00:44:13For God's sake,

00:44:14Do we have to remove

00:44:14the botelé?

00:44:16Well,

00:44:16you'll get to know her.

00:44:18I want you to know

00:44:18We are waiting for you

00:44:19with open arms.

00:44:20Without further ado,

00:44:21your father.

00:44:24Dear,

00:44:24No,

00:44:25No,

00:44:25please.

00:44:26It's that my husband...

00:44:28But you have to do it

00:44:29an effort

00:44:29because the reward

00:44:31It's big,

00:44:31my love.

00:44:32Yeah,

00:44:32yes indeed.

00:44:33Lie down,

00:44:34lie down.

00:44:37Really

00:44:37what is the armchair

00:44:38massages

00:44:38from the list?

00:44:39Yeah,

00:44:40exactly.

00:44:41It's the same model,

00:44:42the Rolls Royce

00:44:43of the armchairs.

00:44:44But it is very expensive.

00:44:45It's that all the neighbors

00:44:46we have made our contribution.

00:44:47We were thinking of giving you

00:44:48the wedding day,

00:44:49but it might be better for you

00:44:50now to relax

00:44:51of tensions,

00:44:52of the preparations.

00:44:53Well,

00:44:53Well, nothing,

00:44:53thanks a lot,

00:44:54you have amazed me.

00:44:56Well,

00:44:56Well, here we go,

00:44:56let's see it.

00:44:57Emilio,

00:44:57notify all the neighbors.

00:44:58We are going to make the delivery

00:44:59armchair officer

00:45:00to the honoree.

00:45:01Yeah,

00:45:01the only thing that transportation

00:45:03from the first

00:45:03until the third

00:45:04It's up to you.

00:45:05Hey,

00:45:08Lucia,

00:45:08if you don't mind,

00:45:09was preparing

00:45:10a short speech

00:45:11for the banquet.

00:45:12I'm still polishing it,

00:45:13but come on,

00:45:13let's see what you think.

00:45:15Marriage

00:45:16it's a boat

00:45:17that carries two people

00:45:18by a stormy sea.

00:45:20If any

00:45:21makes a sudden movement,

00:45:22the boat sinks,

00:45:24but Roberto and Lucia

00:45:25They have the vest

00:45:26lifeline of love.

00:45:30I have been inspired

00:45:31in a tango.

00:45:32Yeah,

00:45:33good,

00:45:33beautiful,

00:45:34Yeah,

00:45:34but it is not necessary

00:45:35that you read it,

00:45:36you already distribute it

00:45:37in leaflets

00:45:38and that each one

00:45:38reflection

00:45:40and read it on your own.

00:45:41Are you okay?

00:45:45Marisa!

00:45:46I don't feel like it now,

00:45:47Manolo.

00:45:48I'm Vicenta!

00:45:50Get up!

00:45:51What a look!

00:45:52how you have placed the armchair!

00:45:54The thing is

00:45:54This is so relaxing

00:45:56that you'll fall asleep

00:45:57and they don't put it

00:45:59the instructions.

00:46:00Oh!

00:46:00You burned it

00:46:01with the cigarette!

00:46:03Oh!

00:46:05Same as chinchón!

00:46:07This is not going!

00:46:08What have you done?

00:46:11You'll see,

00:46:12you're going to love it,

00:46:12has everything.

00:46:13Thai massage,

00:46:14cervical,

00:46:15anti-cellulite,

00:46:16I'm not saying that

00:46:16that you have it,

00:46:17but come on,

00:46:18that you are going to get married,

00:46:18you enter the town

00:46:19of risk.

00:46:19Mauri,

00:46:20don't screw it up,

00:46:20which makes me very excited.

00:46:21Yeah?

00:46:24What have we come to give you?

00:46:25your wedding gift to Lucia?

00:46:27No!

00:46:27Can't see the gifts

00:46:28before the wedding,

00:46:29brings bad luck.

00:46:30Vicenta,

00:46:31pretty,

00:46:31that's with the dress

00:46:32as a bride.

00:46:33No,

00:46:33is that we were

00:46:33writing a card

00:46:34congratulatory

00:46:35with a poem,

00:46:36but we're stuck

00:46:37in the last verse.

00:46:39Something that rhymes

00:46:40with divorce?

00:46:41Hey,

00:46:42Well,

00:46:43Well,

00:46:43when everything is ready

00:46:44You let me know,

00:46:45Do you know what I have?

00:46:45time at the hairdresser?

00:46:47Makes a bow

00:46:48three-story

00:46:48that is going away

00:46:49a lot now!

00:46:50But you can know

00:46:51what's happening.

00:46:52But how do they come up with it?

00:46:53open it?

00:46:54To see if I had

00:46:54any manufacturing defect,

00:46:56that they set this up

00:46:57in Poland

00:46:57and there he drinks

00:46:58that you don't see.

00:46:59And what did this do?

00:47:00A spark

00:47:01from the assembly line?

00:47:02Nothing,

00:47:02not working.

00:47:03That your friend

00:47:03change it for us

00:47:04for another new one.

00:47:04What burned

00:47:05and smelling like chinchón?

00:47:06Come on,

00:47:07sends us to hell.

00:47:08Well, let's see,

00:47:09What do we do?

00:47:09Because that's it

00:47:09we have told Lucia.

00:47:10You told him so.

00:47:11that you are a big mouth.

00:47:12What are you talking about?

00:47:13To look good.

00:47:15Sausage.

00:47:15Please,

00:47:16let's not lose our shape

00:47:17which is what makes us human.

00:47:19If you want,

00:47:19I can't fix it.

00:47:21I only charge you for the parts.

00:47:22But you?

00:47:22what do you know

00:47:23of massage chairs?

00:47:24If this inside

00:47:25It's like a washing machine,

00:47:26has no secrets from me.

00:47:27Well,

00:47:28let's try.

00:47:29It won't get any worse.

00:47:30How are you?

00:47:31Have you already thrown it?

00:47:32the little trickle?

00:47:33Oh,

00:47:34take,

00:47:34look at it yourself

00:47:35that I don't dare.

00:47:36Why not?

00:47:37Have you put a god on yourself?

00:47:38Yeah,

00:47:38but I have read

00:47:39that its effectiveness

00:47:40is 98%.

00:47:42AND?

00:47:43Well, I've looked at myself.

00:47:44to the mirror

00:47:44and today I have a face

00:47:462%.

00:47:47Come on,

00:47:48let's see.

00:47:49My God,

00:47:50mother.

00:47:50Oh!

00:47:52What's happening?

00:47:54Nothing,

00:47:54what's going to happen?

00:47:56Hey,

00:47:56Natalita,

00:47:57it's not funny.

00:47:59I,

00:48:00I can't

00:48:01live like this.

00:48:02I become destabilized

00:48:03and I don't enjoy it

00:48:04of sex,

00:48:05I lose focus

00:48:06and I begin to see

00:48:06to sperm

00:48:08rising through the tubes

00:48:09fallopian.

00:48:10I give them a face.

00:48:11Oh!

00:48:12Do you know the announcement?

00:48:13that one with the germs

00:48:14from the toilet

00:48:14in the face of the bugs?

00:48:16Well tell dad.

00:48:16that you don't want

00:48:17have a child with him.

00:48:18No,

00:48:19not that.

00:48:20He is very excited here.

00:48:21will think

00:48:21that I don't love him.

00:48:22Isa,

00:48:23Dad is very grown up.

00:48:24They have given him the presidency,

00:48:25teaches classes

00:48:25in a private school.

00:48:26Or you stop him

00:48:27or it sinks us all.

00:48:28Oh!

00:48:29Well, not that.

00:48:31Are you recording?

00:48:32Okay,

00:48:33come on,

00:48:34throw them out.

00:48:34It preys on fish,

00:48:35take a gene.

00:48:36We sell this to you

00:48:37to National Geographic,

00:48:38you'll see.

00:48:40Look,

00:48:40look,

00:48:41that one has already hooked him

00:48:41and the other hides

00:48:43behind the filter.

00:48:44Well, Miguel,

00:48:44What have I told you?

00:48:44from the video camera?

00:48:46It's a documentary,

00:48:47dad,

00:48:47to raise the grade

00:48:48at school.

00:48:49Juan,

00:48:50we have to talk

00:48:51one moment.

00:48:52Alone.

00:48:53Psst,

00:48:54Hey,

00:48:54to your room

00:48:55one moment.

00:48:56There will be fights

00:48:57illegal fish,

00:48:57we can get out

00:48:58a paste.

00:49:00I've already done it

00:49:01the pregnancy test.

00:49:02And?

00:49:02How are you?

00:49:04Nothing.

00:49:05Oh,

00:49:05for God's sake,

00:49:06I just had a feeling.

00:49:08Well,

00:49:08it's the same,

00:49:09you have to keep trying.

00:49:11In the morning

00:49:11your eggs

00:49:11they will be fresher,

00:49:12come on.

00:49:13Again?

00:49:14Let's...

00:49:15Dear,

00:49:15you are in a countdown,

00:49:16you are one step away

00:49:17of menopause.

00:49:18Oh,

00:49:18Juan,

00:49:19man,

00:49:20a little more tact.

00:49:21And for,

00:49:22please,

00:49:22I am not against it

00:49:23of sexual marathons,

00:49:24but maybe

00:49:25all this is useless.

00:49:27I may be sterile.

00:49:28Dear,

00:49:28How are you going to be sterile?

00:49:29if you have had two children?

00:49:31Well,

00:49:31but this is like

00:49:32allergies

00:49:33are presented

00:49:33whenever

00:49:34and we,

00:49:35whether we like it or not,

00:49:36that we don't like at all,

00:49:39Well, we're already of a certain age.

00:49:40Yeah,

00:49:41you're right.

00:49:42Maybe having a child

00:49:43it is more complicated

00:49:43of what I believe.

00:49:44Oh,

00:49:45Yes, I would love to

00:49:46have a child with you,

00:49:47Well, with what we love each other

00:49:49I would be...

00:49:49But,

00:49:52why don't we go

00:49:52this afternoon

00:49:53to see all-terrain vehicles?

00:49:54I give you

00:49:55the entrance

00:49:56and he the ball

00:49:57of the trailer.

00:49:59No,

00:49:59why don't we go

00:49:59to see your gynecologist?

00:50:00Hey?

00:50:01No.

00:50:01He can guide us

00:50:02at treatment time,

00:50:03dear.

00:50:04Look at Ana Rosa Quintana.

00:50:05And here we go with Ana Rosa Quintana.

00:50:07Yeah,

00:50:07I'm not going to call him.

00:50:08His name was Jacob,

00:50:09No?

00:50:09Hey,

00:50:10but it will be very busy.

00:50:11Don't you see there's a baby boom?

00:50:13with what happened to Mrs. Leticia?

00:50:14No problem,

00:50:15We tell him it's an emergency.

00:50:17Can you leave me a number?

00:50:18Yeah.

00:50:19Let's see,

00:50:20Hmm...

00:50:219-0-2

00:50:22No,

00:50:236-0-9

00:50:24I don't want a 5.

00:50:27Well,

00:50:27when the group arrives,

00:50:28You ask for Roberto

00:50:29and you tell him that you are

00:50:29the little gift from the house

00:50:31for the groom.

00:50:32You take it to the reserved

00:50:32and there will be my driver

00:50:33with the camera.

00:50:34With a little grope

00:50:35is enough.

00:50:36Come on,

00:50:37what it is

00:50:37standard blackmail.

00:50:39Listen,

00:50:40to do this to me

00:50:40It seems to me that someone

00:50:41a pain in the ass.

00:50:42Well,

00:50:42pretty,

00:50:42Well, having studied

00:50:43it's not the time

00:50:43now to be dignified.

00:50:44Hey,

00:50:45Forgive me, I have studied,

00:50:46but I did fine art.

00:50:47But of course,

00:50:47but who would think of it?

00:50:50Well,

00:50:51come on,

00:50:51I'll give you 100 more

00:50:52that you have a title.

00:50:53Take.

00:50:57Don Rafael,

00:50:58I this,

00:50:59I don't see this much.

00:51:01I don't think so.

00:51:01play fair.

00:51:02And pay him commissions

00:51:03to a councilor

00:51:03so that you can be reclassified

00:51:04a piece of land either.

00:51:06But this is how it is set up.

00:51:06And the important thing

00:51:08is to be happy.

00:51:11What happens is that Roberto

00:51:12he's going to get a mess.

00:51:13Well,

00:51:13Well, we'll have to put it to the test

00:51:14to Pintamonas,

00:51:15No?

00:51:16A son-in-law is like a flat.

00:51:17It must be checked

00:51:18which is free of charges.

00:51:24Let's see,

00:51:25we are very grateful

00:51:26this friendly gesture

00:51:27to the humanitarian park

00:51:28to buy from us

00:51:29the gold draw

00:51:30of the Red Cross

00:51:30to everyone,

00:51:31but...

00:51:31But how can you not go?

00:51:32to your bachelor party?

00:51:33Which is now mandatory.

00:51:34If in the church

00:51:35you do not present the sealed ticket,

00:51:37they don't marry you.

00:51:37The New Pope has said it.

00:51:39It's that I'm going to be

00:51:39all night

00:51:40thinking about Lucia

00:51:41and I'm going to feel bad.

00:51:42If she's going to do her thing.

00:51:43Yes,

00:51:43you haven't gotten dirty.

00:51:44Roberto,

00:51:45you're going to get lost

00:51:45a precious experience.

00:51:46If you then play this,

00:51:47we return.

00:51:48Of course, damn it,

00:51:48with your friends

00:51:49that we love you forever,

00:51:50all together there.

00:51:51How could you not have?

00:51:51that memory in your life?

00:51:52I lost you

00:51:53if everything is paid for.

00:51:54Ah,

00:51:55but that can go without you.

00:51:56Pussy,

00:51:56Well, that is announced beforehand

00:51:57that we are here

00:51:58everyone worried.

00:51:59You guys have a good time for me.

00:52:00that I'm going to be

00:52:01in my house so happy.

00:52:02To my thing,

00:52:02I put on a movie.

00:52:03A movie?

00:52:04Yeah.

00:52:05Roberto,

00:52:06What time are we meeting tonight?

00:52:08At 10

00:52:09is it good for you?

00:52:10Hey,

00:52:11Yeah,

00:52:12come.

00:52:12If you want, we can have something at home.

00:52:14We're going to be alone.

00:52:15Belén is leaving

00:52:16to the bachelorette party

00:52:17from a friend.

00:52:17Go on.

00:52:19Well, nothing,

00:52:19see you later.

00:52:21Okay,

00:52:21see you later.

00:52:22Come on,

00:52:22see you later.

00:52:25Well,

00:52:25that?

00:52:26And what movie are you going to watch?

00:52:27Runaway Groom

00:52:28or does temptation live across the street?

00:52:29What a bastard.

00:52:30What a bastard.

00:52:31Let's see,

00:52:32Ana has some photos

00:52:32from when we spent the summer

00:52:33in Gandia

00:52:34and he wants to show them to me.

00:52:35Clear,

00:52:35the typical thing that he usually does

00:52:36one before getting married,

00:52:37meet a hot girl

00:52:38to see photos.

00:52:38Well,

00:52:39think what you want

00:52:39but inside,

00:52:40be quiet, you're going to go

00:52:41to a free party for me.

00:52:43What's up, guys?

00:52:44Party tonight, huh?

00:52:46Didn't Roberto tell you?

00:52:47that I'm going with you?

00:52:48No,

00:52:48is that lately

00:52:49many things are kept quiet.

00:52:50Hey,

00:52:51Mauri,

00:52:51the same as the show

00:52:52it doesn't fit much

00:52:53with your modus vivendi.

00:52:54Yes, man,

00:52:55you'll see.

00:52:56We'll put it together tonight.

00:52:59But Mauri wasn't gay.

00:53:00If we are

00:53:01all very lost.

00:53:02It must be

00:53:02radiation

00:53:03of cell phones or something.

00:53:07Dad,

00:53:08don't keep touching there

00:53:09because you have no idea

00:53:10and you're going to scratch it more.

00:53:11Ignorant of life,

00:53:12it's already fixed.

00:53:13It was the fuse.

00:53:14Clear,

00:53:15if the installation is

00:53:16electrical of this house

00:53:16has more power surges

00:53:17that Mrs. Concha.

00:53:18I'm going to notify Mr. Juan.

00:53:19Where are you going?

00:53:20With this jewel

00:53:21we froze.

00:53:22Sit down,

00:53:23you'll see.

00:53:23No, dad,

00:53:24that this costs a lot of money

00:53:25and then the neighbors

00:53:26you'll see.

00:53:28Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops.

00:53:29You see?

00:53:30But what a wonder,

00:53:31But they are like fingers, aren't they?

00:53:33And the buttocks too

00:53:34that they load me a lot.

00:53:35Clear,

00:53:35this is what you need

00:53:36after a hard day

00:53:37of work.

00:53:38It's when I get home

00:53:40a little massage.

00:53:41Mariano,

00:53:42turn off the blow.

00:53:44Go.

00:53:46And let's watch this program,

00:53:48Siaxu,

00:53:49If this is a car brand, right?

00:53:50Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, oops.

00:53:54How's the arrangement going?

00:53:55Is the chair working now?

00:53:56Andrew,

00:53:57I'll be honest with you,

00:53:58things look bad,

00:53:59the engine has seized.

00:54:01What does it say?

00:54:01I have spoken with Germany,

00:54:03total loss,

00:54:04pifostrantrugen,

00:54:06the engineer's exact words.

00:54:08But you,

00:54:08Since when do you speak German?

00:54:10Man,

00:54:10I worked for many years in Bonn,

00:54:12in a light bulb factory

00:54:13and skirting boards.

00:54:14From there I hit

00:54:15the great saint to Fran Furranse

00:54:17sausage maker.

00:54:17Well, well,

00:54:18don't tell me about his life.

00:54:19Do you want to tell me?

00:54:20what do we do now?

00:54:21Well, buy another armchair.

00:54:23or not go to the wedding.

00:54:24Anyway,

00:54:25if I were you

00:54:25I would talk to the Tupper command.

00:54:27Fuck,

00:54:28for once we were going

00:54:29to look good,

00:54:30now the marromelo like me.

00:54:31Let's see how I change it.

00:54:33No,

00:54:33if the scrap dealer took it.

00:54:35That?

00:54:35Forward.

00:54:42Hello,

00:54:43Good afternoon.

00:54:45You scared me

00:54:45by phone.

00:54:47Hasn't something happened?

00:54:48Have you had

00:54:49any problem with your...?

00:54:50No,

00:54:51no no,

00:54:51all good,

00:54:52I'm fine,

00:54:53everything perfect.

00:54:54It is he who wanted to come,

00:54:55has insisted.

00:54:56It's that Isabel and I

00:54:56we are trying

00:54:57have a child,

00:54:58but it seems to cost.

00:55:00But we want to have it no matter what,

00:55:01we are very excited.

00:55:03Already,

00:55:04already,

00:55:05clear,

00:55:05Yeah,

00:55:05Well,

00:55:07I don't know,

00:55:07you will not be using

00:55:08any contraceptive method.

00:55:10No,

00:55:10man,

00:55:10No,

00:55:10How are we going to be using it?

00:55:12We are not fools.

00:55:14Well,

00:55:14I said it to rule it out.

00:55:16But we are willing

00:55:16to face the treatment

00:55:17whatever is necessary,

00:55:18Hey?

00:55:18Hormones,

00:55:19in vitro fertilization,

00:55:20illegal cloning,

00:55:22whatever.

00:55:24Good,

00:55:24good.

00:55:26Isabel,

00:55:26I'm going to give you a brief examination

00:55:28to see if I find anything strange.

00:55:30Yeah,

00:55:30come on,

00:55:31come on.

00:55:31What do I do?

00:55:32But here?

00:55:32Yeah.

00:55:33Yeah,

00:55:33Yeah.

00:55:33Please.

00:55:45Can you tell me what this is about?

00:55:47Do you want to have a child?

00:55:47and you get a guy?

00:55:49Is this the hardest part yet?

00:55:50Well,

00:55:51because he is determined,

00:55:52but I don't want to.

00:55:54Tell him I'm sterile.

00:55:55But you are not sterile.

00:55:56I can't do that,

00:55:57Isabel.

00:55:57Well,

00:55:58why don't I give it to him

00:55:59if you do a vasectomy?

00:56:01Ah,

00:56:02well yes,

00:56:02yes indeed.

00:56:03Please,

00:56:03Isabel,

00:56:03don't talk nonsense.

00:56:08Tie my tubes

00:56:09in a moment.

00:56:09What do you think?

00:56:10Is that like doing your nails?

00:56:12Listen,

00:56:12Isabel,

00:56:12what you have to do

00:56:13is to tell the truth to Juan

00:56:14and the later it is, the worse it is.

00:56:16You're right.

00:56:17Is able to apply for a loan

00:56:19to perform in vitro fertilization.

00:56:21Hey,

00:56:21Do you want me to show you the prices?

00:56:22Hey?

00:56:23Take it away,

00:56:24remove.

00:56:31It's exciting,

00:56:32the miracle of life.

00:56:34Look here,

00:56:34the morphological jump of the head,

00:56:36how the eye begins to see

00:56:38and it is already taking shape.

00:56:39Juan,

00:56:40Juan,

00:56:41Isabel has something to tell you.

00:56:42Yeah,

00:56:43Juan,

00:56:43dear,

00:56:44sit down.

00:56:44Well,

00:56:45or better not sit down.

00:56:46It turns out I'm sterile.

00:56:48Ale,

00:56:48let's go now.

00:56:49Thank you so much,

00:56:49doctor,

00:56:50Hey?

00:56:51Isabel,

00:56:52that?

00:56:52You want to tell me

00:56:53what's going on,

00:56:54you are worrying me.

00:56:55Look,

00:56:55It is very difficult for Isabel

00:56:56get pregnant

00:56:57because he has an uncle.

00:56:58And you haven't noticed?

00:57:00Dear,

00:57:00really,

00:57:00I don't know where your head is.

00:57:02Since when have you had that in there?

00:57:04Well, since recently

00:57:05because I put it on yesterday.

00:57:08Well,

00:57:08Juan,

00:57:09but that's it,

00:57:09I don't want to have your child.

00:57:12Well,

00:57:13nor yours,

00:57:14nor anyone else's.

00:57:14At this rate

00:57:23we didn't get to the boys,

00:57:25Hey?

00:57:25Lucia,

00:57:26come on,

00:57:26that we are not going to arrive

00:57:27to the first number.

00:57:28Look,

00:57:28I am a miner.

00:57:29Well,

00:57:30that's awesome,

00:57:31I have seen it,

00:57:31they all go out together,

00:57:32only with a helmet on,

00:57:33No?

00:57:34So,

00:57:34They pretend to be mining,

00:57:36but with the...

00:57:37Well,

00:57:38I'm ready now,

00:57:39let's go.

00:57:40Well,

00:57:41have a good time,

00:57:42Hey?

00:57:43You too,

00:57:43dear.

00:57:45And be careful what you do.

00:57:46Yeah?

00:57:48Lucia,

00:57:48how pretty you are.

00:57:49Yeah,

00:57:50Yeah.

00:57:50Oh well,

00:57:50And why do you dress up so much?

00:57:51If you're the only one who doesn't have to flirt.

00:57:53Well,

00:57:54I'm not doing very well either,

00:57:55Hey?

00:57:55Don't believe it,

00:57:56because that place is full of chicks

00:57:57and maybe one will jump at you.

00:57:59Oh,

00:57:59let's see if it's true.

00:58:00Hey,

00:58:01we have to wait for Mauri,

00:58:01coming,

00:58:02Hey?

00:58:02Hey,

00:58:02you have to get to the second number,

00:58:04Hey?

00:58:04Knights of the Round Table

00:58:05They put you on the table,

00:58:06everyone surrounds you

00:58:07and then you improvise.

00:58:09Oh well,

00:58:09if you know the whole repertoire.

00:58:11Normal,

00:58:11If all my friends have already gotten married.

00:58:14Hello good.

00:58:14Are you ready?

00:58:15Change of plans,

00:58:16In the end, I'm going with you.

00:58:18Oh?

00:58:19Is there a problem?

00:58:20No,

00:58:21No,

00:58:22No,

00:58:22we didn't expect it,

00:58:23oh well,

00:58:24enchanted.

00:58:25Yeah,

00:58:25Yeah.

00:58:25Well,

00:58:26Well, come on,

00:58:26I have the car downstairs,

00:58:27I'll wait for you there.

00:58:27Okay.

00:58:28This one has come for me,

00:58:30I ask to go ahead with him.

00:58:31What is gay?

00:58:32Too bad,

00:58:33because she has a great ass.

00:58:34Hey,

00:58:34that you're getting married.

00:58:36Oh well,

00:58:36and what does it matter?

00:58:37Hey,

00:58:37come on,

00:58:38in silence,

00:58:39when we pass by the ladies' filling,

00:58:41we bent down and took off our shoes.

00:58:46Bye bye.

00:58:47Come on.

00:58:47Hello.

00:59:04Hello.

00:59:05How odd,

00:59:14No?

00:59:14A bachelor party without a bachelor.

00:59:16It's like a puree without a dead person.

00:59:18I'm nervous,

00:59:19Hey?

00:59:19I haven't seen a naked woman since I was 14,

00:59:21I went into the bathroom and found the maid changing.

00:59:24That's when I knew it was law.

00:59:25Pussy,

00:59:25look who's come.

00:59:26Oh,

00:59:27Hey?

00:59:27Where is Roberto?

00:59:28That's how I like it,

00:59:29kid,

00:59:29with sportsmanship,

00:59:30fitting it into defeat.

00:59:32It's that Lucia's father has hired a young lady to take care of only one private room.

00:59:36and take pictures of it.

00:59:36Ah,

00:59:37how beautiful,

00:59:38with photographer included,

00:59:39with the love with which this man has prepared everything for him.

00:59:41No,

00:59:41Emilio,

00:59:42which is to show them to Lucia so that there is no wedding.

00:59:44Ah,

00:59:44Well,

00:59:44Well, I rectify.

00:59:45With the bad mood that this man has prepared for him.

00:59:47Well,

00:59:47Well, as soon as you see it, tell him.

00:59:49I don't want Lucía to have another bad time.

00:59:51Okay,

00:59:51the others warned her.

00:59:53I don't know,

00:59:54In the end, he's going to be a good guy.

00:59:55That's lovely.

00:59:56To me this one still seems like a better match than the other,

00:59:58look.

00:59:59Well,

00:59:59that is not our war.

01:00:00Let's get a spot.

01:00:00Yeah.

01:00:02Over there.

01:00:04Out!

01:00:05Avocado!

01:00:07Hello,

01:00:08guys.

01:00:09Are you from Roberto's farewell party?

01:00:11It's that I'm looking for the boyfriend.

01:00:14Let's see,

01:00:15Who is Roberto?

01:00:15I.

01:00:16Hello,

01:00:16pretty.

01:00:17Hello.

01:00:18Are you sure it's you?

01:00:19Man,

01:00:20It took me a while to get married,

01:00:21but in the end I got it.

01:00:23Hey,

01:00:23if you want I'll teach you one from there.

01:00:24No,

01:00:25it is not necessary.

01:00:25Come with me,

01:00:26I have a little surprise gift for you,

01:00:27you'll see.

01:00:28Oh,

01:00:28Yeah,

01:00:28how nervous.

01:00:31But look at him.

01:00:32When I grow up I want to be like your father,

01:00:33I swear,

01:00:34Hey?

01:00:34We haven't been fast there.

01:00:36Yeah,

01:00:36is that he is very tanned,

01:00:37has been very hungry.

01:00:40And this is what they call women's liberation,

01:00:49go somewhere to act like a jerk like some guys.

01:00:51See,

01:00:51the reflection is tomorrow with the hangover,

01:00:54handsome.

01:00:55I just don't understand the charm people find in these places.

01:00:58Yeah,

01:00:58I like men less and less.

01:01:00If a naked guy is unsightly,

01:01:02is...

01:01:03My goodness, what you have there.

01:01:06I mean,

01:01:06Disgusting,

01:01:07No?

01:01:07You being gay will be delighted here,

01:01:09No?

01:01:10No,

01:01:10Well, don't believe me,

01:01:11they say I have other tastes.

01:01:12Already,

01:01:13I noticed that a long time ago.

01:01:15So,

01:01:16So,

01:01:16So.

01:01:19Lucia,

01:01:21Lucia,

01:01:22Lucia,

01:01:23Lucia,

01:01:24Lucia,

01:01:26Lucia,

01:01:28Lucia,

01:01:30Lucia,

01:01:31Lucia,

01:01:32Lucia,

01:01:32No,

01:01:32poor,

01:01:33what a time it's going to be.

01:01:34Don't believe it,

01:01:35There are things that you think you won't like at first, and yet later...

01:01:38It's true,

01:01:39I remember that with the Windsor it was once that...

01:01:41But what is this crazy woman doing?

01:01:43What are you doing?

01:01:45What are you doing?

01:01:46Damn, if they're hitting on me, I'll go for it.

01:01:49Bea, I've become a lesbian.

01:01:50Belén, for God's sake, we are friends.

01:01:52No, no, but don't worry, if I'm not attracted to you, I'm just trying.

01:01:55Thanks, I feel much calmer now, huh?

01:01:57Look, I'm going home, it's getting late, okay?

01:01:59Hey, let's see if I'm imagining that you were looking at my cleavage.

01:02:02Hey, Fernando!

01:02:03What do I do with you, huh?

01:02:04No, no, no, Bea, don't be so tight-fisted, let's talk.

01:02:06Let's value the kiss!

01:02:08Nativity scene,

01:02:09We have already sown something, we will reap something.

01:02:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

01:02:14Did you take a picture of me when he settled me?

01:02:15They have rolled up together and left.

01:02:16Would you like a gin and tonic?

01:02:17No, no, thank you very much.

01:02:18I can't think of anything more pathetic than a single bachelorette party.

01:02:21Look at her!

01:02:22Fixed!

01:02:23This is one of them.

01:02:24And Marisa, how long, huh?

01:02:25It's bingo, son.

01:02:26That takes up my entire budget.

01:02:27Come on, you're warning me, eh!

01:02:28Yes, you know we'll find you in the end.

01:02:29It's a desire to complicate things.

01:02:30Where is everyone?

01:02:31Well, they're gone and the party's over.

01:02:34What a shameful place!

01:02:35This is what happens to us for entering Europe.

01:02:37Look how cute these guys always look.

01:02:40Chichu, come down, I'm going to introduce you to my sister!

01:02:42Okay!

01:02:43Yes, yes, yes!

01:02:44Okay!

01:02:46Okay!

01:02:47Okay!

01:02:48Okay!

01:02:49Yes, yes, yes!

01:02:50Yes, wow!

01:02:51Already!

01:02:52Yes, wow!

01:02:53Already!

01:02:54And, wow!

01:02:55Yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:02:56Yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:02:57Okay!

01:02:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:02:59Okay!

01:03:00Okay!

01:03:01Okay!

01:03:02Okay!

01:03:03Okay!

01:03:04Okay!

01:03:05Okay!

01:03:06Okay!

01:03:07Juan, please get angry.

01:03:12Scream, break things

01:03:14But did he do anything already?

01:03:16No, it was my fault.

01:03:17I have put a lot of pressure on you

01:03:19Yes, the truth is that a little bit yes

01:03:21No, it's just that I thought you wanted to start a family too.

01:03:24But I see that I am alone on this journey.

01:03:27Come on, Marco Polo, let's go to the bedroom to discuss.

01:03:29This is a common area

01:03:30You see?

01:03:31Is it because I want to have another child?

01:03:33Alex, despite his perseverance to integrate

01:03:35He is the son of a Polish gentleman

01:03:36Pablo is completely on his own

01:03:38Natalia more

01:03:39And José Miguel, who was the great hope of the family

01:03:41It is having an evolution that does not exactly invite optimism.

01:03:44You see? That hurt me.

01:03:46To the psychologist at the school you go to

01:03:47We are not married

01:03:49We have not signed any mortgage

01:03:50What do we have that unites us?

01:03:53Hey?

01:03:54The little sign on the mailbox

01:03:55Well, are both names there?

01:03:58Isabel, please

01:03:58This is a crisis

01:04:00Well, come on.

01:04:01Go for the child, okay?

01:04:03No, no, no, no, no, no

01:04:04It's not like that

01:04:05We both have to love it.

01:04:07Look, if it makes you happy

01:04:09Me too

01:04:11And to me, as long as you keep quiet

01:04:12Come on, let's try it.

01:04:14Honey, if you have an IUD

01:04:16And?

01:04:16It has a 2% chance

01:04:18The pools have less

01:04:20And you play well.

01:04:21Dad, you have to have faith

01:04:23You will have a son if Diu wants

01:04:24Well, José Miguel

01:04:25That's house arrest all weekend.

01:04:27And without console

01:04:28But you have put it in my face

01:04:30Do you want me to tell you another one?

01:04:32Do you know that Diu...?

01:04:33You go on, you go on

01:04:34Juan, leave it

01:04:36Don't get tired

01:04:37Maury

01:04:43I'm Fernando

01:04:44I'm already home

01:04:45So soon?

01:04:47What happened?

01:04:48No, well

01:04:48I'd better tell you when you arrive.

01:04:49Well, how are you doing over there?

01:04:52Well then

01:04:53Here

01:04:53Nothing much new

01:04:54One moment

01:04:56You follow

01:04:57Wow

01:04:57I already...

01:04:58Hey, I'll call you later.

01:05:00The waiter has come

01:05:01Yes, we are going to order

01:05:03Hey...

01:05:05Who is your wife now?

01:05:06The relative

01:05:07That it gets very heavy

01:05:08Hello

01:05:20What about you?

01:05:21That's great, isn't it?

01:05:22How quickly you found a taxi

01:05:23What do you think?

01:05:24Why are you handsome?

01:05:25Can you play with people's feelings?

01:05:27No, no, no

01:05:28Really not

01:05:29If I have done something

01:05:30That has induced you to think

01:05:30Of course you did.

01:05:32I thought you liked it

01:05:35Come on, calm down.

01:05:37That nothing happens

01:05:38Do not touch me

01:05:39I carry a spray

01:05:40What's happening?

01:05:43Am I not pretty enough for you or what?

01:05:45Yes, yes, yes

01:05:45You are very pretty

01:05:46The thing is, I'm gay.

01:05:47Lie!

01:05:54But get out of there!

01:05:55What are we talking about!

01:05:56No!

01:05:56If they tell me that we are going to a strictis

01:06:01And the ones who are going to get caught are Mariano and Mauri

01:06:03The thing is...

01:06:04It's true

01:06:04Why don't they ever take me out?

01:06:05Paco, you have a vicious face.

01:06:07Even the professionals are scared.

01:06:09What the hell is my dad doing?

01:06:10Let him have fun.

01:06:11If he is already very old

01:06:12Let's see if he's going to die in a dishonest position.

01:06:14Shit, it's Lourdes!

01:06:16I said I was going with my grandmother

01:06:17So that?

01:06:18Yes to the ugly ones

01:06:18There's no need to lie to them.

01:06:19Maris, don't touch my balls

01:06:20Go on, bring, bring

01:06:21What are you doing, what are you doing?

01:06:22Bring it!

01:06:25Tell me!

01:06:27No!

01:06:28Paco is not here

01:06:29I am Manuela, your grandmother

01:06:31It's that we are in the hospital

01:06:33Yes, I fell.

01:06:36No no

01:06:39Paco came down to buy me some cashews.

01:06:41Yeah

01:06:42As?

01:06:45Oh, girl, I can't hear you.

01:06:47I have the TV too loud.

01:06:48And I can't reach the controls

01:06:50Oh, let's see if you come to see me.

01:06:52That I am very sick

01:06:53Oh my goodness

01:06:55That?

01:06:56Oh, oh

01:06:57I'm going to leave you

01:06:58A machine is beeping at me

01:07:00Yeah

01:07:02Oh

01:07:02Oh, I'm drowning

01:07:04Oh, I'm drowning

01:07:05Oh, oh

01:07:06Ala, that's it.

01:07:08Let the party continue

01:07:09What party?

01:07:09If the only one having fun here is Mauri

01:07:11Well, that's enough.

01:07:12No, let someone else go up.

01:07:14Because it's not a plan either

01:07:14Take my bra off with your mouth

01:07:17The bra with the...

01:07:19Let's see if I get it right.

01:07:20Because it makes...

01:07:21All life, let's go

01:07:22Look, this is where your father's roof fell over.

01:07:32And this is me

01:07:35Like a croquette bouncing on the sand

01:07:37And this one?

01:07:39And this is you hitting me on the head with the rake?

01:07:42It's just that between Sandokan and Mazinger Z they had me confused.

01:07:45Then I got hooked on Maya the Bee and I focused

01:07:48I was so in love with you when I was little.

01:07:51Oh yeah?

01:07:53Yeah

01:07:53Let's see, come in...

01:07:56And suddenly, look

01:07:58Neighbors door to door

01:07:59What a fate, huh?

01:08:01Yeah

01:08:02If you think about it, it is...

01:08:05Yeah

01:08:05Are you okay?

01:08:06Are you sweating?

01:08:08It's just that I remembered how hot it was in Gandía and...

01:08:11I saw myself at the beach bar with the paella

01:08:13And my mother telling me to put on cream and uff

01:08:15What are you doing here?

01:08:24Look, Lucia, I have tried to be strong and I have been.

01:08:27Well, don't think I'm coming here to cry or ask you to come back with me.

01:08:30But please come back with me.

01:08:32Carlos, please don't do this to me.

01:08:35Okay, okay, okay

01:08:37Okay, that's it.

01:08:38Don't worry

01:08:40It's that now I cry

01:08:42Don't do this to me

01:08:45But if you started it yourself

01:08:47Yeah

01:08:47Wait, wait, wait, wait

01:08:56Can't

01:08:58What's wrong? I'm not a good kisser?

01:09:00No, no, no, no, no, you kiss very well.

01:09:01Perfect technique, good execution

01:09:04Roberto, you look like a rhythmic gymnastics judge.

01:09:06But I don't believe in premarital relationships.

01:09:09Especially if they are not with my girlfriend

01:09:10Do you have a girlfriend?

01:09:12Yes, I live with her and I'm getting married.

01:09:15In fact, he should be at my bachelor party now.

01:09:17And not here, remembering

01:09:19And since you haven't told me before

01:09:20Damn, because I haven't seen the moment.

01:09:22I'm crazy about you

01:09:25Sorry, eh

01:09:26But I have matured

01:09:27Damn, you catch me 15 days before and the dates fit me.

01:09:32But I can't do it like this

01:09:34Hey, what was I going to tell you?

01:09:44We're done looking at the photos, aren't we?

01:09:46Bored!

01:09:48Fernando!

01:09:50Mauri, is that you?

01:09:51But who came in here?

01:09:52The CIA searching for weapons of mass destruction

01:09:54Shh!

01:09:55He's gone

01:09:56Come on, quick! Close it, close it!

01:09:59But who? What's going on?

01:10:01Carmela, the one above, who is crazy

01:10:02He based me on the voice and then came in here threatening me with an anti-rape spray.

01:10:06You must have done something, you must have put on your heterosexual smile.

01:10:09No, I didn't do anything, the movie was made by itself.

01:10:11It's always them

01:10:12Hey, what do you have here?

01:10:14That?

01:10:15Have you been kissed?

01:10:16Shut up, a girl pulled me up on stage and stripped me to my underwear.

01:10:19As?

01:10:20Also, today I had put on some very ugly underwear

01:10:22Of those blacks who have the elastic given of themselves

01:10:24Two more washes and I saved them for rags

01:10:27Horrifying

01:10:28The worst time of my life

01:10:29Well, I don't know how you see it, huh?

01:10:32But this seems like a tie to me.

01:10:33No, sorry, you have been provoking

01:10:35I have been chosen from the crowd

01:10:37The girl said, that one, the handsome one

01:10:39Or that one, the one with the feather, which is harmless

01:10:41Well, come on, let's leave it.

01:10:44Are we gay? Is it absurd to compete?

01:10:47And other sexual ones, no thank you, you should leave them alone

01:10:49That

01:10:49Come on, silly, a kiss

01:10:51But I tell him as much as you, or more.

01:10:56That's not exactly true, but...

01:10:58Tomorrow we return to the park

01:10:59Well, come on.

01:11:00Carlos, I'm sure you're fine.

01:11:04Okay, how do you want me to look?

01:11:07I'll call you later, okay? Kisses.

01:11:09How are you, darling?

01:11:12You arrived so early, didn't you?

01:11:13How was the farewell?

01:11:14Good, good

01:11:15Very calm

01:11:16And yours?

01:11:17Good, normal, bland, typical

01:11:19Come on, that's not it either...

01:11:21Are you OK?

01:11:23I notice you are strange

01:11:24Yes, yes, I'm fine

01:11:25Well, that's exactly what I was going to tell you.

01:11:27I notice you're a little strange.

01:11:29Alcohol

01:11:31We are already too old for these things.

01:11:33Lucia, I bring you my wedding gift

01:11:38At this time?

01:11:39Sorry, honey, I couldn't wait.

01:11:40Open, open, you'll see what photos

01:11:42How about photos?

01:11:44What photos?

01:11:45Look, this one seems to smell what it is

01:11:47Well, what do you think?

01:11:49Well, very well, Mariano is having a great time.

01:11:51What do I do, enlarge this one and put it in the living room?

01:11:53How, Mariano?

01:11:54No, no, no, no, it's Roberto.

01:11:55But where did you get this from?

01:11:57It's clear

01:11:58He set me up to see if I would cheat on you.

01:12:00Dad, Roberto would never do something like that.

01:12:02Man, stop interfering in our lives, right?

01:12:05Please

01:12:05Daughter, my only sin is pretending that you are happy

01:12:07But of course, with the painter

01:12:08Outside, look

01:12:09And you know what I tell you?

01:12:10I'm not inviting you to my wedding anymore.

01:12:11Hey, for him

01:12:12Ah, that's right

01:12:13Well, we'll see.

01:12:14Well, it's just that I'm surrounded by incompetents.

01:12:16Well, damn, that driver is going to the street.

01:12:17And Mariano pays me for the service

01:12:18Right?

01:12:22Hey, I'm just getting attached to your dad.

01:12:24Honey, I'm sorry, I really am.

01:12:25I don't understand anything

01:12:27I'm going to the bedroom for a moment, okay?

01:12:29I'm going to call my mother, I'll be right back.

01:12:31Okay

01:12:31And I'll see if I eat something.

01:12:32I'm feeling down

01:12:34Roberto, are you okay?

01:12:45Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

01:12:46It's that I'm drunk

01:12:47They gave me a lot of money

01:12:49But how are we going to give this to Lucia?

01:13:00To me as president of the community

01:13:01My face is ashamed

01:13:02It's about going to the wedding

01:13:03Did you want a relaxing chair?

01:13:05Here it is

01:13:06And if you don't like it, change it.

01:13:08I think it's suitable for sandals.

01:13:10Surprise!

01:13:13Surprise what?

01:13:13Lucia, we are pleased to deliver to you

01:13:15From your relaxing massage chair

01:13:17Ah, are you in a massage chair?

01:13:19Yes, it is a minimalist design.

01:13:21It's from the one who made the Barcelona COVID 92

01:13:23It has a ball backrest

01:13:25Like that of taxi drivers

01:13:26Man, that's a bonus.

01:13:27If you want you can shake it.

01:13:28Already

01:13:29You see?

01:13:32We've made fools of ourselves again.

01:13:34If the posh girl is very posh

01:13:35I'm sure you put guichis in the balls

01:13:37And he loves it

01:13:38For once we have a nice detail

01:13:40You load an armchair

01:13:41From 2,600 euros

01:13:42Public sale price

01:13:43Mr. John

01:13:44If misfortunes happen

01:13:45It was a senile accident

01:13:46Of these ladies who are no longer worth it

01:13:48Let's not fool ourselves

01:13:49Mariano

01:13:50Pifos

01:13:50Transdrugen

01:13:51It does not mean a total loss

01:13:53Directly

01:13:54Come on

01:13:54He doesn't even come.

01:13:55It's that of the detailer

01:13:57Man

01:13:57A technicality

01:13:58Look for cylinder head gasket

01:13:59You'll see how you don't come either.

01:14:01Dad, calm down, okay?

01:14:02No, it's just that when I get into it

01:14:03The little train got me hot, huh?

01:14:05Hey, they've plugged in a cable

01:14:06In my kitchen

01:14:07The goal has peeked at me

01:14:08And these have the armchair there

01:14:09How can you be such a liar?

01:14:11Okay, but is it fixed or not fixed?

01:14:14Go away, Mr. Cuesta.

01:14:16Go away!

01:14:17And what do I have to do with this?

01:14:19Leave her, Mr. John.

01:14:19That is very hot

01:14:20Maybe with a little luck

01:14:21He falls down the stairs

01:14:22Emilio, you and I will talk later, okay?

01:14:24But if it's my father

01:14:25Who is crying out for asylum

01:14:26Propose a levy

01:14:27If it will be more profitable in the long run

Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x29 - Erase un regalo de boda - HD 1080

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