Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x24 - Erase un administrador - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Los vecinos deciden contratar a un administrador. La primera medida que acuerdan es prescindir del portero y encargarse ellos mismos, por turnos, de las tareas de limpieza y recogida de basura. A Emilio le dan quince días para que abandone la portería. Mauri empieza a estar preocupado por la edad, se ve lleno de arrugas y recurre a la cirugía estética. Lucía y Carlos comienzan su relación de convivencia.

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00:00:00Look, be careful, because if you chip the wall,

00:00:28I'll chase you with mops back to the vans.

00:00:30And you step on my papers.

00:00:32Okay, and in the meantime we'll dance a charade for you.

00:00:35Come on, look, if you say it funnier,

00:00:37Be careful, kid, if you get me hot I'll grab you and smash your face in.

00:00:39God, please calm down, forgive him.

00:00:41We are shocked by the loss of the jacuzzi.

00:00:44Yes, yes, I may have paid for it.

00:00:45It was nice while it lasted.

00:00:48It's hard to believe they're taking away our spa.

00:00:49Oh, what do you want me to do?

00:00:50This community cannot afford such whims.

00:00:53Chorizo, I was getting better from my sciatica.

00:00:56If you have never used the jacuzzi.

00:00:57Well, but we are improving.

00:01:00How many of us are short on money?

00:01:02The numbers don't add up for me.

00:01:03Well, but you haven't got any.

00:01:05Let's not dramatize it either.

00:01:07Sharing a bathtub is a dirty trick.

00:01:08You might get fungus, papillomas, or whatever.

00:01:11Also, I remind you that it was Carlos

00:01:13Who got us into this absurd credit?

00:01:15during his unfortunate term in office.

00:01:17Credit that I would gladly continue paying

00:01:18if you hadn't removed me from the presidency.

00:01:20Look, the posh girl and the posh man.

00:01:22This girl always looks so cute.

00:01:23Beautiful, what a barraguetazo.

00:01:27You've gotten high, huh?

00:01:29This is the beauty of it, baby.

00:01:31Getting up every morning and feeling the friendship

00:01:33and the love of your neighbors.

00:01:35Do you see why he doesn't want me to go to a chalet?

00:01:37Juan, I think with one of your contributions

00:01:39the jacuzzi pays for itself.

00:01:41Of course, since you don't put in a penny.

00:01:42Here we pay a lot of community

00:01:43and I don't know where the money goes.

00:01:45Yes, I do, in this one's pocket.

00:01:47Yes, we have furnished the Miami mansion.

00:01:50Thank you all very much.

00:01:51I have always said that we need an administrator

00:01:53let him do the math,

00:01:54like all normal, everyday communities.

00:01:55Of course, my love.

00:01:56And I reiterate that for such a small community

00:01:58a property manager is a foolish expense.

00:02:01And Emilio too, and there we have him.

00:02:03Damn, I look like Zulín.

00:02:04I appear in all the gatherings.

00:02:06But if it's 120 euros a month,

00:02:07Well, we get it...

00:02:09Well, less than 20 euros per resident.

00:02:11That's not money.

00:02:12Look how horny.

00:02:13Of course, like you are now a little housekeeper.

00:02:15Look, God,

00:02:16You're starting to get on my nerves.

00:02:19Let's see, please,

00:02:21that we are all rational beings.

00:02:23Of course, damn it.

00:02:24These are made in bikinis and in the mud.

00:02:26Lucia is right.

00:02:27An administrator is needed here.

00:02:28Look at him, there's no need.

00:02:30Yes, darling,

00:02:31and that way you avoid trouble.

00:02:33Insult him

00:02:33that's what a professional is for.

00:02:35We hired one today.

00:02:37Transparency in management.

00:02:38And why didn't you call her?

00:02:38when you were president?

00:02:40Sorry, it's not the same,

00:02:41because I have a master's degree.

00:02:43Until one day he finds me.

00:02:45Nieves,

00:02:46Be careful with Lucia,

00:02:47What does Jim Jass do?

00:02:48Yeah,

00:02:48is a black belt.

00:02:50Let's see,

00:02:51if the owners

00:02:52They are so kind,

00:02:53they scatter from me.

00:02:53Go with you, report.

00:02:55Come on.

00:02:55Concha, please,

00:02:57drive on the left.

00:02:59I ask you very much for thanks,

00:03:00but you could have kicked me out

00:03:01the cable before.

00:03:02Hey?

00:03:02The community wants to put me

00:03:03in an administrator.

00:03:04Well, that's better for you, isn't it?

00:03:06I wish they would name me

00:03:07a scholarship holder

00:03:07to scrub the stairs for me.

00:03:08Juan,

00:03:09I offer myself selflessly

00:03:10as an administrator

00:03:12for very little money.

00:03:13Dad,

00:03:14don't talk nonsense.

00:03:15Come on,

00:03:15go have breakfast

00:03:15I peeled a kiwi for you.

00:03:16Sorry,

00:03:17but I am a juggler

00:03:18of finance.

00:03:19I would like to know

00:03:20what do you do with my salary?

00:03:21Rodrigo Rato.

00:03:22What salary?

00:03:23There it is

00:03:23how your body has been left.

00:03:26Here, here, here

00:03:27there is no one who lives.

00:03:28Not here,

00:03:29not here.

00:03:30Every day is like this.

00:03:33I couldn't imagine it

00:03:34when I came here.

00:03:35I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:37I wake up every day

00:03:38in the middle of a hurricane.

00:03:40Here, here, here

00:03:41there is no one who lives.

00:03:42Not here,

00:03:43not here,

00:03:44not here,

00:03:44here, here, here

00:03:46there is no one who lives.

00:03:47Not here,

00:03:48not here,

00:03:48not here.

00:03:49Here we are overwhelmed with rumba.

00:03:51I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:53The neighbors visit me

00:03:54and listen.

00:03:56I can't stand it

00:03:56in this place.

00:03:58He is a neighbor,

00:03:58all my neighbors have

00:03:59and don't come to my cousin.

00:04:01Come to the neighborhood,

00:04:01cousin,

00:04:02that I love you and I teach.

00:04:03Where he cries,

00:04:03the thieving clowns steal from us

00:04:05and the stones are pressed

00:04:06into something to tell.

00:04:08Put in a cocktail shaker,

00:04:12you in an earthquake

00:04:13and a volcano.

00:04:15Yeah.

00:04:17And you will have this ladder.

00:04:21Here, here, here

00:04:22there is no one who lives.

00:04:23Not here,

00:04:24not here.

00:04:25Here, here, here

00:04:27there is no one who lives.

00:04:28Days are like that.

00:04:30I can't imagine it

00:04:31when I came here

00:04:32I was just looking for some peace

00:04:34and I wake up her cheek

00:04:35in the chureca.

00:04:37Here, here, here

00:04:38there is no one who lives.

00:04:39Here, here, here

00:04:40there is no one who lives.

00:04:42Here, here, here

00:04:43there is no one who lives.

00:04:44Emilio,

00:04:48Today I want to go to the movies.

00:04:49But let's see,

00:04:50But wasn't this just sex?

00:04:51Well yes,

00:04:52but I don't feel like it

00:04:52go to the movies alone,

00:04:53that people look at you.

00:04:54I have to order the large popcorn.

00:04:55and say that my boyfriend

00:04:56is in the bathroom.

00:04:57But Bethlehem,

00:04:57but you're crazy, huh?

00:04:59You are missing trace elements or something.

00:05:00Return to the Mediterranean diet.

00:05:02At eight o'clock, downstairs.

00:05:03If not, I'll tell Carmen.

00:05:04That she can't go,

00:05:05who is preparing for an exam.

00:05:06I'll tell you about ours,

00:05:08moron.

00:05:08Now he wants us to go to the movies.

00:05:13Let's see what I come up with.

00:05:14now with Carmen.

00:05:14Let me see if I understand.

00:05:15Are you living a dating life?

00:05:16with your lover

00:05:17and lover's life with your girlfriend?

00:05:19There's something wrong there, isn't there?

00:05:20Paquito, there's nothing to understand here.

00:05:21You have to be a good friend,

00:05:22shut up

00:05:23and take out some bark or something.

00:05:25You screwed up, man.

00:05:26Until your girl finds out,

00:05:27Belén doesn't stop.

00:05:28Indifferent to life,

00:05:29if with a woman

00:05:30you go crazy with two,

00:05:32it's the end.

00:05:34Mologamia, nadagamy,

00:05:35there is no other option.

00:05:36Carmen,

00:05:39Hey, honey,

00:05:40Look, we're not going

00:05:41to be able to stay tonight.

00:05:42If I have a few tenths.

00:05:44My father,

00:05:45that fights at night

00:05:46with the sheet

00:05:46and uncovers me.

00:05:47Pelé?

00:05:48What a romantic story, isn't it?

00:05:50Why don't you sell it to him?

00:05:51the rights to Sandra Bull?

00:05:52I would be incapable

00:05:53to be with a person

00:05:54who has a girlfriend.

00:05:55Well, don't give me the lecture.

00:05:56That it's not my fault.

00:05:58And what is it putting?

00:05:58those horns of mine.

00:06:00Yes of course,

00:06:00you're just forcing him.

00:06:01That.

00:06:02I mean, I mean that

00:06:03It is by mutual agreement.

00:06:05This is just sex,

00:06:06I have it under control.

00:06:08Emilio is like a vibrator,

00:06:09The thing is that it doesn't have batteries,

00:06:10isn't it ecological?

00:06:10Man,

00:06:11vibrators

00:06:12They don't usually have a girlfriend.

00:06:13Besides,

00:06:14you are the other.

00:06:14Nativity scene,

00:06:15but the other one is from Emilio.

00:06:16Don't you see it as sad?

00:06:17Oh, I'm very sad.

00:06:19Hey,

00:06:19and why don't we talk

00:06:20of something else?

00:06:21I don't know,

00:06:22from stretch marks

00:06:22that have come out

00:06:23after childbirth

00:06:24or of the desperate

00:06:26that you have to be

00:06:26to end up living

00:06:27with Carlos.

00:06:27No,

00:06:29we better keep talking

00:06:30her,

00:06:30No?

00:06:30Yeah,

00:06:31Yeah,

00:06:31women,

00:06:32yes it is to help you

00:06:32to draw conclusions.

00:06:33Well, thank you very much,

00:06:34but I don't need them.

00:06:36Yeah,

00:06:36what's happening?

00:06:37I sleep with Emilio

00:06:38for pleasure

00:06:38and he has a girlfriend,

00:06:39and?

00:06:39I am a woman

00:06:40modern and bad,

00:06:41as it should be.

00:06:42If I do now

00:06:43all the tests in the magazine

00:06:44and I get the highest score.

00:06:45No,

00:06:45but you are not like that,

00:06:46Nativity scene.

00:06:47Look,

00:06:47It's okay that you're 30 years old,

00:06:48that you are without a boyfriend,

00:06:49jobless,

00:06:50lost in life,

00:06:51that you look in the mirror

00:06:51and you don't like yourself at all,

00:06:52but that doesn't give you the right.

00:06:55If it gives you the right,

00:06:56do whatever you want.

00:06:56Yeah,

00:06:57of course,

00:06:57I'm bad,

00:06:58I like it and enjoy it.

00:06:59Oh,

00:06:59Nativity scene,

00:07:00don't fool yourself.

00:07:01Yeah,

00:07:01I'm bad,

00:07:02bad,

00:07:02I use men

00:07:03and I don't care

00:07:04that Emilio is suffering

00:07:05and that he,

00:07:05that...

00:07:06Ah,

00:07:07I'm going too far,

00:07:07No?

00:07:09Poor Emilio,

00:07:10I'm going to talk to him.

00:07:11Yeah,

00:07:11and you'll see

00:07:11that you are going to feel

00:07:12far better.

00:07:13Hey?

00:07:14Hey,

00:07:15And what about being a lesbian?

00:07:15how are you?

00:07:16Is it just as much of a mess?

00:07:17Well, it comes to the same thing,

00:07:18just save yourself the pill

00:07:19and that in bed

00:07:20you are guaranteed an orgasm.

00:07:21Well,

00:07:21Am I leaving now?

00:07:23How awful.

00:07:28Hello,

00:07:28dad,

00:07:29we are home now.

00:07:31Where were you?

00:07:32Above,

00:07:33relating to each other.

00:07:34Hey,

00:07:34Lucía and Belén are nice

00:07:36and they have a quantity

00:07:37of problems.

00:07:38Don't betray me,

00:07:39Hey?

00:07:39If you start to frequent

00:07:40heterosexual environments

00:07:41mallows.

00:07:41Well,

00:07:42and what are you doing

00:07:42looking at yourself in the mirror?

00:07:43You look like a witch.

00:07:43of Snow White.

00:07:45Bea,

00:07:46I'm older.

00:07:47That?

00:07:48Diego and Abel's wedding

00:07:49It made me think.

00:07:50Clear,

00:07:50I say,

00:07:51what went wrong?

00:07:52How is it possible?

00:07:52that they prefer each other

00:07:53before me?

00:07:54A boy with charisma,

00:07:56with a sense of humor,

00:07:57with sensitivity.

00:07:58Well,

00:07:58What am I going to tell you?

00:07:59You already know me.

00:08:00Yeah.

00:08:00The answer is physics.

00:08:02My face is falling off.

00:08:03Clear,

00:08:03It's normal,

00:08:04I'm heading straight for 40,

00:08:05I can't keep deceiving myself,

00:08:06I'm not a kid anymore.

00:08:07Hey,

00:08:07Mauri,

00:08:08I see you looking great.

00:08:10It's that I've gone online

00:08:11and I think with three or four

00:08:13botox injections.

00:08:14About what?

00:08:15Botox.

00:08:16Botulinum toxin,

00:08:17what Nicole Kidman wears,

00:08:18which is from my estate,

00:08:19It relaxes your facial muscles,

00:08:20then the wrinkles...

00:08:21Let's see,

00:08:21let's see,

00:08:22let's not go crazy.

00:08:23You're talking to me about making yourself

00:08:24a cosmetic surgery operation.

00:08:25No,

00:08:26it is not an operation,

00:08:27They are four silly injections

00:08:28such as tetanus.

00:08:29Let's see,

00:08:30Mauri,

00:08:30I also have my wrinkles

00:08:31and my stretch marks

00:08:32and my circulatory system

00:08:33He gave me this Christmas

00:08:34which is my first varicose vein.

00:08:35I've already seen it,

00:08:36but I didn't want to tell you anything

00:08:37just in case...

00:08:38Son,

00:08:38but from there we have

00:08:39that go through sheet metal painting,

00:08:40No.

00:08:40Say yes,

00:08:41where the authentic ones are

00:08:43that the operated ones be removed.

00:08:45Marisa,

00:08:45do you want something?

00:08:46No,

00:08:47It was just to contribute

00:08:48a little bit of wisdom

00:08:49that gives age.

00:08:50Well,

00:08:51Well, thank you very much,

00:08:52very kind.

00:08:52Ah,

00:08:53will see together,

00:08:54we're going to get an administrator

00:08:56to curse Cuesta.

00:08:57Very good,

00:08:59yesterday I went back to the gym

00:09:00after four years

00:09:00and six months

00:09:01paying fees like fools

00:09:02and in the locker room

00:09:03he set the dogs on me

00:09:04a fifty-year-old man.

00:09:06Fifty years,

00:09:07Bea,

00:09:07of those who have

00:09:08the tummy out

00:09:09and the ass inwards,

00:09:10that from so much friction

00:09:10with the socks

00:09:11no longer grows hair

00:09:12in the calves.

00:09:13But does that mean

00:09:13that you are older?

00:09:14No.

00:09:14Bea,

00:09:15I've been talking

00:09:15with a copywriter

00:09:16very posh from the newspaper

00:09:17and he told me

00:09:18who knows

00:09:18to the best doctor

00:09:19in the matter of botox.

00:09:20Mauri,

00:09:21don't even think about it

00:09:21do anything to your face,

00:09:22that you are very handsome

00:09:23how are you.

00:09:24Oh really?

00:09:25Well,

00:09:25you are a lesbian,

00:09:26It is not a support

00:09:26highly qualified.

00:09:27Oh really?

00:09:28It remains

00:09:29a very attractive man.

00:09:30I'm going to ask him

00:09:30now and tell me.

00:09:32Total.

00:09:40Juan,

00:09:41we are all here.

00:09:42Yeah,

00:09:42I'm coming.

00:09:43Isabel,

00:09:43take out some pastries.

00:09:45Where from?

00:09:46If we don't have.

00:09:47Hey,

00:09:48José Miguel,

00:09:48I'm going to leave you

00:09:49these books here,

00:09:50It's just that they don't fit me anymore

00:09:50in my room.

00:09:51Hey,

00:09:51dad,

00:09:51no porn magazines,

00:09:52Hey?

00:09:53That then remains with me

00:09:53I hate it.

00:09:54No,

00:09:54that are not magazines,

00:09:55are the accounts

00:09:55of the community.

00:09:57Is this the one who commands?

00:09:58to that old lady

00:09:58with a flamethrower?

00:09:59You see?

00:10:00You've already distracted me.

00:10:01Now I have to go back

00:10:01to begin the mission.

00:10:03Dad,

00:10:03why are you walking

00:10:03hiding the accounts?

00:10:04It's that I have taken

00:10:05community money.

00:10:07What are you saying?

00:10:08Press pause.

00:10:09And as the administrator

00:10:09see the accounts,

00:10:10will inform the neighbors

00:10:11and now we're in trouble.

00:10:12Wow,

00:10:13we are all going to die.

00:10:14But how much have you stolen?

00:10:15Nothing,

00:10:15a pittance,

00:10:161,300 euros.

00:10:17Just enough to get by,

00:10:18do the shopping,

00:10:19to play the lottery,

00:10:20basic needs

00:10:21of the unemployed.

00:10:22Eye,

00:10:22I got one out of eleven right.

00:10:24The polylay failed me

00:10:25that I'm playing at home.

00:10:25But let's see, dad,

00:10:26that you are not Mario Conde.

00:10:27In jail

00:10:28you're going to have a bad time.

00:10:29And you won't be there.

00:10:30Juan Cuesta,

00:10:30you're going to be the Barbitas.

00:10:31José Miguel,

00:10:32I was going to return it.

00:10:33I didn't think anyone would

00:10:34of my worth

00:10:34I was going to be unemployed

00:10:35so long.

00:10:36Well,

00:10:36tell mom

00:10:37and give you the money.

00:10:37No, no, no, no.

00:10:38I have my dignity.

00:10:40It is running out,

00:10:41but I hold on

00:10:41to the one I have left.

00:10:42I don't want Isabel

00:10:43find out.

00:10:44It would be humiliating.

00:10:45Well,

00:10:45So we burned the books

00:10:46and fuck off

00:10:47in Windsor style.

00:10:48I had already thought about it,

00:10:49but it would have to be burned

00:10:50also the bank.

00:10:51They have registered

00:10:52all movements

00:10:53in accounts.

00:10:55Hey,

00:10:55Juan,

00:10:56out there the conversation

00:10:57runs out.

00:10:58Please do me a favor this time.

00:10:59Shell,

00:11:00has robbed us

00:11:00the batteries in the remote control.

00:11:02He thinks I haven't noticed.

00:11:03I'm coming, honey.

00:11:05Well,

00:11:05Well, tonight

00:11:06we pack our bags

00:11:06And we're going to Gandía, aren't we?

00:11:08Man,

00:11:09Well, now it starts

00:11:09the beach bars.

00:11:10It's a good place

00:11:10to start over.

00:11:11Tranquillity.

00:11:12Let's not get carried away

00:11:13by panic.

00:11:14I'll think of something.

00:11:16Dad,

00:11:16we too

00:11:17we go around in circles.

00:11:18Okay.

00:11:19Come on.

00:11:21We give it a lot of thought

00:11:22that we have to take away from them

00:11:23the tank to the military.

00:11:24Let's see,

00:11:24I introduce you to Gregorio Navarro

00:11:26from Jifinsa,

00:11:26what is the company

00:11:27that from now on

00:11:28will be occupied

00:11:28of management

00:11:29of the community.

00:11:31Don't clap,

00:11:32that is trusted.

00:11:33Mr. John,

00:11:33the renewal thing

00:11:34of my contract.

00:11:35Yes, yes.

00:11:35It is the second point of the day.

00:11:37I would like to

00:11:38welcome you

00:11:39To Mr. Navarro,

00:11:40not without first reiterating

00:11:41my opinion

00:11:41about the scarce need

00:11:42of his presence,

00:11:44which is no obstacle

00:11:44for me to express

00:11:45my submission

00:11:46to the rules

00:11:47of the democratic game,

00:11:48since it has been will

00:11:49of the majority

00:11:49that you are here.

00:11:50Have you heard?

00:11:51Well, like that every day.

00:11:52Well, shut up,

00:11:53that maybe has something

00:11:54interesting to tell us.

00:11:55Thank you.

00:11:59First item of business,

00:12:02sanitation of...

00:12:03Sorry,

00:12:03but that's what I say.

00:12:05No, it is not necessary.

00:12:07As an administrator

00:12:07from the farm

00:12:08I also practice

00:12:09the functions

00:12:09of secretary.

00:12:10I don't know,

00:12:10the procedure

00:12:11I know him.

00:12:12Listen,

00:12:12what is that?

00:12:13A camera

00:12:14to record

00:12:15the boards.

00:12:16It's like a record

00:12:17audiovisual.

00:12:18To avoid the classic

00:12:19I didn't say that.

00:12:21Oh?

00:12:21That is warned.

00:12:23So there is a movement

00:12:24you can see

00:12:25the repetition

00:12:25of the best plays

00:12:26in stadium studio plan.

00:12:27How should we do it?

00:12:28Do we all look?

00:12:29to camera

00:12:29and we introduce ourselves

00:12:30one by one?

00:12:31No, no, no, no, no.

00:12:32It is not necessary either.

00:12:33Carlos has already informed me

00:12:34from the agonizing situation

00:12:36that they are going through.

00:12:38Despite paying

00:12:39a fee

00:12:39from 200 euros

00:12:40monthly

00:12:41per dwelling.

00:12:42What I think

00:12:43nonsense.

00:12:44Of course.

00:12:45It's nonsense.

00:12:46It's an outrage.

00:12:47Shell,

00:12:47shut up, you

00:12:48It is the only one

00:12:48that does not pay.

00:12:49Clear,

00:12:50It's that I

00:12:50they don't support me.

00:12:51Carlos,

00:12:52give him the visa

00:12:52a la pretty woman

00:12:53let's see if he leaves us alone.

00:12:55Are you scared?

00:12:55If what you wanted

00:12:56was to provoke me,

00:12:57Well, you've done it.

00:12:58It's over!

00:12:59No, no, no, no!

00:13:00Andrew,

00:13:00that attacks me!

00:13:01Let's see if you are

00:13:03the whole holy day the same.

00:13:04Let's see,

00:13:05a little bit of please,

00:13:06let's behave,

00:13:07that we have a visitor.

00:13:09Grebor,

00:13:09save me a copy of this!

00:13:11Well, that's enough!

00:13:16Please.

00:13:20Forward.

00:13:20This is what they call

00:13:21the power pin.

00:13:23Yeah?

00:13:24Excuse them,

00:13:24we are a community

00:13:25very Latin,

00:13:26very passionate.

00:13:27Don't worry,

00:13:28If I told him

00:13:29what I see out there.

00:13:30Good,

00:13:31pending review

00:13:32the account books,

00:13:33I propose to reduce

00:13:34to a minimum

00:13:35community expenses,

00:13:36starting with the goalkeeper.

00:13:38But what a mania,

00:13:39another one who loves me

00:13:39lower the salary?

00:13:40No, no, no, no,

00:13:41we are not talking

00:13:42to lower it,

00:13:43but to suppress it.

00:13:45Ah,

00:13:45who wants me to work for free.

00:13:47No,

00:13:47who is talking

00:13:48to throw you out into the street.

00:13:49No community

00:13:50of six homes

00:13:51already has a goalkeeper,

00:13:52it is uneconomical.

00:13:53His only task

00:13:54consists of taking out

00:13:55the garbage

00:13:55and scrub the stairs.

00:13:57Well,

00:13:57and give a touch

00:13:58of distinction

00:13:58and fix the elevator,

00:13:59monitor the mailboxes,

00:14:01scare away commercial mail carriers.

00:14:02Come on,

00:14:02that I am like an antivirus.

00:14:04Tell us,

00:14:04that half the time

00:14:05he touches his nose

00:14:06and the other half

00:14:07other parts of the body.

00:14:08Emilio,

00:14:09if you spend there

00:14:10all day

00:14:10in the bioclub.

00:14:11If at least

00:14:12you became a member.

00:14:13Sorry,

00:14:13but I'm like a firefighter,

00:14:14that even if they are there

00:14:15playing cards

00:14:16and doing push-ups,

00:14:17if something burns,

00:14:18Who is willing

00:14:18to save lives?

00:14:19The most logical thing

00:14:20in a community

00:14:21as small as this

00:14:22is that they are

00:14:23the neighbors themselves

00:14:24who in turn

00:14:25take care of

00:14:26of cleaning

00:14:26and from the garbage.

00:14:27Thus

00:14:28we could rent

00:14:29the goal

00:14:30for about 500 euros

00:14:31monthly,

00:14:33market price,

00:14:34and reduce fees

00:14:36at 42 euros

00:14:37per dwelling

00:14:38and per month.

00:14:39Ah,

00:14:39but also

00:14:39they're going to kick me out

00:14:40from my house.

00:14:41It's not yours,

00:14:41male,

00:14:42you are there

00:14:42on loan.

00:14:43I,

00:14:44the truth,

00:14:44one thing,

00:14:45I clean it

00:14:45in turns

00:14:46and take out the trash

00:14:47I see it as problematic.

00:14:48Lucia,

00:14:48that is a load of rubbish

00:14:49and we save

00:14:50a lot of money.

00:14:50Careful,

00:14:51let us not forget

00:14:52of the human factor.

00:14:53Emilio carries

00:14:53almost two decades

00:14:54with us.

00:14:55Well,

00:14:55let's see,

00:14:56votes in favor

00:14:57to do without

00:14:58of the goalkeeper

00:14:59and rent the goal?

00:15:01Well, approved.

00:15:01the proposal.

00:15:03As soon as

00:15:03to the second point

00:15:04of the day,

00:15:05renewal

00:15:06of the contract

00:15:06from Emilio,

00:15:08not to the place.

00:15:09But Mr. John,

00:15:09say something,

00:15:10kick this asshole out

00:15:11from here.

00:15:12Emilio,

00:15:13don't say tacos,

00:15:13who is recording it.

00:15:15This gentleman

00:15:15stays,

00:15:16he is a technocrat.

00:15:17You have

00:15:1815 days

00:15:18to abandon

00:15:19the house.

00:15:20And if there isn't

00:15:21more pleas

00:15:21no questions,

00:15:22gets up

00:15:23the session.

00:15:24Sorry,

00:15:24but I would like that

00:15:25keep saying it

00:15:26me too.

00:15:26Oh,

00:15:26how wonderful,

00:15:28how easy

00:15:28and how clear everything is.

00:15:30And how fast,

00:15:31I don't know anymore

00:15:32what a late talk.

00:15:33Nothing,

00:15:33let's go to the squares.

00:15:34I do

00:15:35that gives me a heart attack

00:15:36and so we give ourselves

00:15:36a curl in an ambulance.

00:15:38Marisa,

00:15:38you don't play with that.

00:15:40Thank you so much

00:15:40to everyone

00:15:41for this gesture

00:15:41of solidarity

00:15:42so pretty.

00:15:43May God bless them.

00:15:43with some works

00:15:44from the subway

00:15:44that sinks them

00:15:45the entire building.

00:15:46Emilio,

00:15:46I'm sorry,

00:15:47really,

00:15:47I did not know

00:15:47what was going to happen

00:15:48all this.

00:15:49And you,

00:15:49you are the worst,

00:15:50that you are doing well

00:15:51and you've gotten me in

00:15:51here's this guy

00:15:52to sink my life.

00:15:53Dear,

00:15:53that is not spoken

00:15:54with employees

00:15:54once fired,

00:15:55is already occupied

00:15:55security.

00:15:56Emilio,

00:15:57don't worry.

00:15:58Yeah,

00:15:58don't worry,

00:15:59but I'm leaving

00:15:59to the street

00:16:00and you have left me

00:16:01there with his ass in the air,

00:16:02not a single protest,

00:16:03not a single impudent person

00:16:04to the board,

00:16:04or anything.

00:16:05What do you want me to do?

00:16:06If I am tied

00:16:06of feet and hands,

00:16:07Emilio.

00:16:07No,

00:16:08Yes, I've already realized

00:16:08of how much you appreciate me

00:16:09and that is what has hurt me the most,

00:16:11that I to you

00:16:12I loved him like a father.

00:16:15Emilio.

00:16:16Juan,

00:16:18darling,

00:16:19Well, he comes to renew

00:16:21your contract

00:16:21and suddenly,

00:16:23boom!

00:16:23he loses his job

00:16:24and homeless.

00:16:25Well, it's normal.

00:16:26that the boy

00:16:27is affected.

00:16:28If drugs don't fall,

00:16:30This ends up getting the better of him.

00:16:32Juan,

00:16:33I need the books

00:16:34accounting

00:16:35to make a report

00:16:36as tight as possible.

00:16:38Yeah,

00:16:38I'll look for them.

00:16:39I have them archived.

00:16:40in a closet

00:16:41and that has caught us

00:16:42taking out the summer clothes

00:16:43and there is a little chaos.

00:16:44No problem,

00:16:44president,

00:16:45I'll come back tomorrow to pick you up.

00:16:49Look on the bright side,

00:16:51now we have an administrator,

00:16:52Well, much more tranquility

00:16:53for you.

00:16:55Yeah,

00:16:55yes indeed.

00:16:56Shell,

00:16:57Well, he won't be able to call you anymore.

00:16:58sausage,

00:17:00well no.

00:17:00No,

00:17:02Yeah,

00:17:02they are all advantages.

00:17:04This is the milk,

00:17:05really,

00:17:06you start dating

00:17:06with someone with money

00:17:07and they call you kept,

00:17:08But what do they think they are?

00:17:09those ladies

00:17:09if they haven't done a stroke of work?

00:17:11And what is this?

00:17:14Some gifts.

00:17:15Hello good.

00:17:16Oh,

00:17:17how pretty.

00:17:19I've been working

00:17:20since the age of 21

00:17:21and studying a master's degree at the same time.

00:17:23Let her fall in love

00:17:24at night

00:17:25with helmets on

00:17:25studying the German course.

00:17:27Talk to me, talk to me, baby.

00:17:29Come here.

00:17:29In German?

00:17:30Here's your breakfast.

00:17:34No, no, no,

00:17:35that you let off steam,

00:17:36because the basis of a couple

00:17:37It is communication,

00:17:39mutual trust,

00:17:40complete sincerity,

00:17:42that create an emotional bond

00:17:43solid

00:17:44that allow us to face

00:17:45the inherent erosion

00:17:46to any long-term relationship.

00:17:48What are you saying?

00:17:50Chapter 1.

00:17:51Shield your partner.

00:17:52Look,

00:17:52is that I have bought

00:17:54some self-help books

00:17:55for this to work.

00:17:56Very good.

00:17:56Because it's the first time

00:17:57that I live with a woman,

00:17:59I want everything to go well.

00:18:00Okay, Carlos,

00:18:00But don't stress, honey.

00:18:01No no,

00:18:02I don't get stressed.

00:18:03Look,

00:18:04The stability of the couple

00:18:05with a prologue by the Condelequion.

00:18:07Has the whole book

00:18:08as well as an ironic touch.

00:18:10Old and happy,

00:18:12100 recipes for love.

00:18:14This one has a drop-down menu

00:18:15with the erogenous zones of women.

00:18:18And your baby,

00:18:20that great unknown.

00:18:22Don't be scared,

00:18:23that this one was on sale.

00:18:24Already.

00:18:25Well,

00:18:26but let's do it

00:18:27everything much more spontaneous,

00:18:28right, my love?

00:18:29And there are more important things.

00:18:31That's where I wanted to get to.

00:18:32Elements that wear out

00:18:33coexistence.

00:18:34For example,

00:18:35the distribution of household chores.

00:18:37How to avoid this problem?

00:18:38There being no tasks to share.

00:18:39What do you think?

00:18:40if we hire a maid?

00:18:42I have not launched myself

00:18:42because these things

00:18:43you have to talk about them in pairs.

00:18:45Chapter one.

00:18:46No,

00:18:46is the two.

00:18:47Routines no thanks.

00:18:49Well,

00:18:49then I put on

00:18:50with the assistant.

00:18:51Don't believe it

00:18:51that's not easy at all, huh?

00:18:52Okay.

00:18:53My love,

00:18:54we are on the right track.

00:18:55This works.

00:18:57Yeah.

00:19:02Son,

00:19:07look what I bought

00:19:08over the internet.

00:19:09A Bellonce poster.

00:19:10Where do we put it?

00:19:11Nowhere.

00:19:12Go making the palette

00:19:13that they are throwing us out of here.

00:19:14But what have you done,

00:19:15unfortunate?

00:19:15I have nothing.

00:19:16It is a sanitation plan

00:19:17of the son of a bitch

00:19:17from the administrator

00:19:18who says I'm not needed

00:19:19and that pissed me off.

00:19:21And from when?

00:19:21That is a reason

00:19:22to kick someone out?

00:19:23Look at the deputies,

00:19:24if not even the vital one at a time

00:19:25they're going to Congress.

00:19:26They already vote by SMS

00:19:27and when they go

00:19:28they fall asleep.

00:19:29Dad,

00:19:29don't talk nonsense

00:19:30that I have seen them

00:19:31on TV

00:19:31pay attention to the speaker

00:19:32and doing so with his head.

00:19:34Why do they know how to sleep?

00:19:34with open eyes

00:19:35like the pale rider?

00:19:37Why do you think you are?

00:19:37that Jero shot you?

00:19:39To wake them up?

00:19:40Clear.

00:19:40And he said,

00:19:41since I'm here

00:19:41I'm going to stage a coup.

00:19:43That was after the fact.

00:19:44Don't you see that they have cut us off?

00:19:45the truth, tell me?

00:19:46Go on, yes.

00:19:46Go tell the nuns

00:19:47that they reserve for us

00:19:48a double room.

00:19:49What do you think that is?

00:19:50The melea carmelitas?

00:19:51Well, you tell me.

00:19:52let's see what we do now.

00:19:53Struggle.

00:19:54We all have the right

00:19:55to decent housing.

00:19:56Dad,

00:19:56that we are not here now

00:19:56for jokes, huh?

00:19:57What are we going to do?

00:19:58headlong into poverty.

00:19:59Pussy,

00:19:59Well,

00:20:00we're going to Carmen's house.

00:20:01Isn't she your girlfriend?

00:20:01to show you his love?

00:20:09Can we take advantage of it?

00:20:10Emilio,

00:20:11Can we talk for a moment?

00:20:12Nativity scene,

00:20:13You said eight, huh?

00:20:14So let's respect

00:20:15a bit

00:20:15the court hours.

00:20:16That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:20:18I think that...

00:20:19that I have gone a little too far

00:20:20and I wanted to apologize.

00:20:22I can't force you

00:20:22to do nothing

00:20:23that you don't want to do.

00:20:23Ah, man,

00:20:24Well, thank you very much.

00:20:25It's a nice touch

00:20:26for your part

00:20:26stop blackmailing me.

00:20:28Sorry,

00:20:28but it is a detail

00:20:29beautiful

00:20:29of a friend who wants

00:20:30be happy.

00:20:31But how am I going to be happy?

00:20:32If I have stayed

00:20:33without work and without a home.

00:20:34Now the only thing left for me

00:20:35it's a suitcase

00:20:35and a man with a mustache.

00:20:37Hey,

00:20:37And what about housing?

00:20:3830 meters

00:20:39what has the government come up with?

00:20:40Dad,

00:20:40that's for young people.

00:20:41Well, the DNI is falsified.

00:20:43Pussy,

00:20:43that it is late a negative.

00:20:46Emilio,

00:20:47if you have problems

00:20:48you can stay at home

00:20:49until you find

00:20:49something better.

00:20:51Thank you, Belén.

00:20:52It has always been

00:20:53like a daughter to me.

00:20:54But let's see,

00:20:55I said Mariano,

00:20:56I said Mariano.

00:20:58If you said it,

00:20:58No?

00:20:59It's in the subtext.

00:21:00Dad,

00:21:01get out of here,

00:21:02come on.

00:21:04Look, Bethlehem,

00:21:04before I went to live

00:21:05to your house,

00:21:06I prefer to get involved

00:21:07at an Al Qaeda meeting

00:21:08with a loincloth

00:21:08with the American flag

00:21:09and a bus pin.

00:21:10Come on,

00:21:11strip,

00:21:11please,

00:21:11strip,

00:21:12strip.

00:21:13You must be an idiot.

00:21:14on top of that I offer you asylum.

00:21:16That you go to what you go

00:21:17and between us

00:21:18there is no friendship,

00:21:18nor is there anything.

00:21:19And what you did to me

00:21:20I won't forgive you

00:21:21in life.

00:21:21Okay,

00:21:22Okay.

00:21:22If you want to end like this

00:21:23such a beautiful relationship.

00:21:25Yeah,

00:21:25look,

00:21:26if they are skipping me

00:21:26the tears.

00:21:28Moron!

00:21:28Crazy!

00:21:29Well,

00:21:30everything is fixed.

00:21:31When do we move?

00:21:32up?

00:21:32Not even this.

00:21:35Carmen,

00:21:36Hey, I'm much better now.

00:21:38See you tonight,

00:21:38Okay?

00:21:39A lot.

00:21:40Leave me!

00:21:42Well,

00:21:42look,

00:21:42I'll explain.

00:21:43Botox

00:21:43It is a protein

00:21:44purified natural

00:21:45that is administered

00:21:46with a few small injections

00:21:47to relax the muscles.

00:21:49In this way

00:21:50what we do

00:21:50is to block

00:21:51nerve impulses

00:21:52that cause

00:21:53muscle contractions.

00:21:55So,

00:21:55what we are going to do

00:21:56is to re-educate

00:21:57your facial movements

00:21:59so you don't do it again

00:22:00and so we avoid

00:22:01the training

00:22:01of new wrinkles,

00:22:02You know?

00:22:02Well that sounds great.

00:22:04I want a complete re-education.

00:22:05Very good.

00:22:05Look,

00:22:06The only thing is that

00:22:06the injections

00:22:07we apply them

00:22:08in the wrinkles

00:22:09that really cause

00:22:10some psychological disturbance

00:22:12in the patient.

00:22:12Well,

00:22:13I am psychologically disturbed.

00:22:15What can you do to me?

00:22:16Look,

00:22:16can...

00:22:17Come,

00:22:17come a little closer.

00:22:18We can correct you,

00:22:19For example,

00:22:19pressure lines

00:22:20from the forehead,

00:22:22of the nose,

00:22:23of the eyelids,

00:22:24the gas legs...

00:22:25Okay,

00:22:26Okay,

00:22:26don't depress me

00:22:27which is not a plan either.

00:22:28Well,

00:22:29hey,

00:22:29one thing,

00:22:30And does this have any side effects?

00:22:31No,

00:22:31I don't have any.

00:22:32This is a treatment

00:22:33very simple.

00:22:34It is effective

00:22:35and besides it does not provoke

00:22:36no disorder.

00:22:37The only thing is that

00:22:38as time goes by

00:22:39the effect

00:22:39is disappearing.

00:22:41So,

00:22:42reinfiltrations must be done.

00:22:43Well,

00:22:44Well, nothing,

00:22:44re-infiltrates.

00:22:45Look,

00:22:46so that you can rest easy,

00:22:47I inject myself with Botox.

00:22:49Let's see,

00:22:49tell me,

00:22:49How old do you think I am?

00:22:5080.

00:22:51No,

00:22:52man,

00:22:52I am 49.

00:22:53Fuck.

00:22:54It's also bad luck

00:22:56let it be my turn

00:22:57the first

00:22:57the cubes.

00:23:00How are you,

00:23:00the Turkish bath?

00:23:02They enjoy you

00:23:02these moments

00:23:03to relax,

00:23:04Hey?

00:23:06What are you doing?

00:23:07Oh,

00:23:07sorry,

00:23:08has opened up to me.

00:23:10Oh,

00:23:10Well, the pickle

00:23:11of the sardines

00:23:11don't see.

00:23:12That dries up

00:23:12and it is done there

00:23:13a scab.

00:23:14Emilio,

00:23:14Do not touch me

00:23:15the noses,

00:23:16it's not funny.

00:23:16Well,

00:23:17but it is that humor

00:23:17it is very subjective,

00:23:18No?

00:23:19There are a lot of people

00:23:19that he likes

00:23:20a lot of borage

00:23:21when mustache rubs

00:23:22is clearly superior.

00:23:23By the way,

00:23:24with that program

00:23:25it will never end,

00:23:26Hey?

00:23:26That's the program

00:23:27of the curtains.

00:23:28And which one do I put?

00:23:29If there are 22.

00:23:31Man,

00:23:31well the instructions

00:23:32are on the internet.

00:23:33www.vecinoscabrones.com

00:23:35Tell me,

00:23:36come on,

00:23:37what do you care?

00:23:38Let's see,

00:23:38hang on a minute.

00:23:40Four,

00:23:40three,

00:23:41two,

00:23:41one and zero.

00:23:43But what are you doing,

00:23:45unfortunate?

00:23:46Hey,

00:23:46propaganda

00:23:47it must be picked up

00:23:48and put it in the mailboxes

00:23:49because that's how it can be done

00:23:50slip someone,

00:23:51Hey?

00:23:52Come on.

00:23:53This is a pain in the ass

00:23:58that there is no one who can stand it.

00:24:00Let's go to bingo.

00:24:01There is an offer,

00:24:02cardboard and chinchón,

00:24:03two euros.

00:24:04Oh, no, no, no, no,

00:24:05that isn't dripping yet!

00:24:07And the elevator is missing?

00:24:08You could kick us out too.

00:24:09a hand, right?

00:24:10No, no, no, no,

00:24:11I can't bend down.

00:24:12When it's my turn,

00:24:14let the slut do it to me.

00:24:15You have a cheek

00:24:17that you step on it.

00:24:18Hey,

00:24:19How did they leave the landing?

00:24:20if it is dirtier

00:24:21what this morning?

00:24:22Let's see if we sweep

00:24:23before scrubbing.

00:24:24That I have already swept,

00:24:25what happens is that

00:24:25with tired eyes

00:24:26details are lost.

00:24:28They are going up right now

00:24:29and they do it all to me again.

00:24:31Hey?

00:24:31That I that

00:24:32I don't want it like that.

00:24:33Yes, yes,

00:24:33and if you want too

00:24:34we do the highlights for you.

00:24:36Come on,

00:24:36I'm fed up.

00:24:38If it is that we

00:24:39we wouldn't have to work,

00:24:41that we are pensioners.

00:24:44Yes,

00:24:44that this suits us very well

00:24:45for the joints,

00:24:47this is how we exercise.

00:24:48Ladder B,

00:24:49we can make a video

00:24:51to the Indigraphs.

00:24:52No,

00:24:52if it's going to work out

00:24:53that Emilio worked.

00:24:55Look how it's working for me

00:24:57even cheap.

00:24:58I to have an old age like that

00:25:00I'd rather you give me something.

00:25:02Look how I have martyred myself,

00:25:03Hey?

00:25:03Well, nothing,

00:25:04If I have spent my whole life

00:25:06drinking tap water.

00:25:08It seems to me that someone is coming up

00:25:10and the thing above

00:25:11it hasn't dried yet.

00:25:12Shh,

00:25:13we're going to be pitiful.

00:25:15What are you doing?

00:25:16Oh,

00:25:17I fell!

00:25:18My hip is broken.

00:25:20What happened?

00:25:21The sneakers

00:25:22that do not hold.

00:25:24Oh,

00:25:24take me to a doctor.

00:25:25Yeah,

00:25:26wait here,

00:25:27I'm going to call an ambulance.

00:25:28No,

00:25:28If we already took it

00:25:30in a taxi.

00:25:31And you,

00:25:32the landing ends.

00:25:34Hey,

00:25:35but what do I have?

00:25:36to go to work.

00:25:38Hurry up,

00:25:39I noticed a creaking sound!

00:25:42Well, that's what we're carrying.

00:25:43an outgoing week

00:25:44and we have done nothing.

00:25:45Nothing at all?

00:25:46Yeah,

00:25:47Yeah,

00:25:47kisses,

00:25:47hugs,

00:25:48darlings,

00:25:49everything very nice.

00:25:50But there is no sex

00:25:51and I can't take it anymore,

00:25:52really,

00:25:53I've been here since the summer

00:25:54without...

00:25:54Are you going to beat?

00:25:56my personal best?

00:25:57And without a vibrator.

00:25:58Well,

00:25:59hey,

00:25:59that your shower

00:25:59It has a whirlpool

00:26:00and the jets

00:26:01They are orientable.

00:26:02Yeah,

00:26:03but...

00:26:03Do you use a vibrator?

00:26:04Man,

00:26:04It seems to me

00:26:05an appliance

00:26:06basic in the house.

00:26:07Look,

00:26:07that and the microwave

00:26:08they have let us in

00:26:09in the 21st century.

00:26:10Hey,

00:26:11sorry,

00:26:11we are talking

00:26:12of Carlos and me

00:26:13or the industrial revolution.

00:26:14Well,

00:26:14why don't you tell him

00:26:15directly?

00:26:16Dear,

00:26:16I want sex.

00:26:17If that's made up.

00:26:18Because we finished

00:26:19to start dating

00:26:20and stuff like that

00:26:20they have to emerge on their own.

00:26:22Nativity scene,

00:26:22you like romanticism

00:26:23you don't understand.

00:26:25Look,

00:26:25what happens

00:26:25is that he will be afraid

00:26:26sleep with you.

00:26:27Lucia,

00:26:27you impose.

00:26:28You are a very beautiful woman,

00:26:30with everything in its place

00:26:30and with a very nice chest

00:26:31and a very feminine waist,

00:26:33an ass...

00:26:34Hey,

00:26:34If you want, I'll leave you alone,

00:26:36Hey?

00:26:36I'm going for a walk.

00:26:37Nativity scene,

00:26:37it's a comment.

00:26:39Already.

00:26:40Look,

00:26:40what happens to Carlos

00:26:41is that he has a face

00:26:42premature ejaculator

00:26:43that can't handle it.

00:26:44Well, you know,

00:26:45No?

00:26:45Because you slept with him.

00:26:46I?

00:26:47What's up?

00:26:48If I made it up

00:26:49to screw Emilio.

00:26:50You would sleep with him

00:26:51when you were dating.

00:26:52Well no,

00:26:53but we were 15 years old.

00:26:54The most he tried

00:26:55was to take off my bra,

00:26:56but it got messed up.

00:26:57Oh,

00:26:57What a pity.

00:26:58And then he got braces

00:26:59and I left it,

00:26:59so nothing.

00:27:00Probably

00:27:00the only problem

00:27:01that Carlos has

00:27:02is that she is a virgin.

00:27:03Or ancient.

00:27:04Oh virgin,

00:27:05ancient,

00:27:05premature ejaculator.

00:27:06Or is it completely normal?

00:27:08and the only thing you are doing

00:27:09is to worry.

00:27:09Hey,

00:27:10how worried you came home,

00:27:11that we saw you come in.

00:27:15Well, I don't have any weapons.

00:27:20Only cartridge belts.

00:27:22It's that going out with Lucia

00:27:23it's like a dream.

00:27:25I have the stomach

00:27:26as if shrunken.

00:27:27I'm eating less.

00:27:28I have lost a kilo and a half.

00:27:29Eye,

00:27:29and you better go to the bathroom.

00:27:30It's incredible

00:27:31how it can transform

00:27:32love for a person.

00:27:33I have an inner happiness

00:27:35that had not felt

00:27:36not even with capoira,

00:27:37not even with yoga,

00:27:38not even with Disneyland Paris.

00:27:39And how are you in bed?

00:27:40Are you one of the carañas?

00:27:41But, Paco, please,

00:27:43when there is love

00:27:43sex is secondary.

00:27:44It arises when you have

00:27:45that arise.

00:27:46Haven't you done it?

00:27:48Well,

00:27:49not yet.

00:27:50But let this remain

00:27:50between us, Paco,

00:27:51that then...

00:27:52Sure, sure.

00:27:52Hey, hey, hey!

00:27:53What about Carlos and Lucía?

00:27:54haven't done it yet?

00:27:55No?

00:27:55Wow, what a drag!

00:27:57But Paco?

00:27:57What's happening?

00:27:58Did you say between us?

00:28:00What a ghost.

00:28:01And he said it was better

00:28:02that I am in bed.

00:28:03That the slob was retroejaculating.

00:28:05And I stand by it.

00:28:06Let's see, please,

00:28:06I just put the tapes on

00:28:07and we all know

00:28:08how these things end.

00:28:09No, no, no, calm down.

00:28:10If I have already overcome it.

00:28:12If Lucia believes

00:28:12that will be happier

00:28:13with this,

00:28:14there she is.

00:28:14Man,

00:28:15happy, happy,

00:28:17a sexless or bad couple.

00:28:18Have you done nothing at all?

00:28:20Not even when you left

00:28:21with her the first time.

00:28:22Well,

00:28:22any superficial caresses?

00:28:24But above or below.

00:28:26Because it's not the same.

00:28:27The feminine being

00:28:28It has thousands of nerve endings.

00:28:30Only on the nipple.

00:28:32Yes, grandpa, yes.

00:28:33Then you tell us, okay?

00:28:34No, caresses on top.

00:28:36Me at that time

00:28:37I was a little confused

00:28:38with the bras.

00:28:39I bought one

00:28:39and I put it on the dog

00:28:40to practice,

00:28:41but when I was already

00:28:42getting the hang of it

00:28:42my father caught me

00:28:43and sent me to the psychiatrist.

00:28:45But man,

00:28:46you have to attack now.

00:28:47Have you been dating for a week?

00:28:48Pay attention here,

00:28:49to Doctor Love.

00:28:50No,

00:28:50you have no fucking idea.

00:28:51Carlos is doing it perfectly.

00:28:54Oh yeah?

00:28:55I know Lucía very well.

00:28:56and if there is something you don't like

00:28:57They are the babas.

00:28:58She is a romantic,

00:28:59you have to believe in the relationship.

00:29:00Don't rush.

00:29:02Don't make the same mistakes

00:29:03that I committed.

00:29:04You're kidding, aren't you?

00:29:05No no.

00:29:05I've already lost her,

00:29:07but she will always be my friend.

00:29:08You better make her happy.

00:29:10Thanks, Roberto, man.

00:29:12Get out of the way, damn it,

00:29:13that it's not that bad.

00:29:14This summer

00:29:14we go together to the palm chalet.

00:29:16Well, let's see,

00:29:16How do we fit the dates together?

00:29:17Do you have a sailboat?

00:29:18Well, I'm going to get on with the service.

00:29:20I don't want to leave any loose ends.

00:29:21And a maid

00:29:22It is a basic pillar for a relationship.

00:29:24Man, if she's good,

00:29:25the figure of the porn maid

00:29:27It is very Iberian.

00:29:28But what are you doing, man?

00:29:29Are you stupid?

00:29:29I'm just messing with you, man.

00:29:31This guy is going to screw up all by himself.

00:29:33Lucia hasn't had sex

00:29:34since we left.

00:29:35It has to be

00:29:35that climbs the walls.

00:29:36Oh yeah?

00:29:38Roberto,

00:29:38don't feed their fantasies.

00:29:40No, be careful

00:29:40that I have a girlfriend

00:29:41and I am very much in love with Lourdes.

00:29:43That has more merit

00:29:44that of Prince Charles.

00:29:45Some respect, poor Paco,

00:29:47that already has enough

00:29:48with what you have.

00:29:49And go on with it, damn it,

00:29:50no.

00:29:51What happens is that the photo

00:29:51what I did with the cell phone

00:29:52is low resolution.

00:29:54Look, here I have another one

00:29:54that gave me money for my wallet

00:29:55which is much better.

00:29:56Look, look.

00:29:59Child, don't you look

00:30:00that you don't sleep later.

00:30:03Man,

00:30:04she's not that ugly

00:30:05if you take off the device.

00:30:07No,

00:30:07does not wear braces.

00:30:10Ah.

00:30:13An angel has passed by.

00:30:16Fuck,

00:30:17but it is uglier

00:30:17than a bug inflating a balloon.

00:30:19My goodness.

00:30:21Why is it lost?

00:30:22in the chest?

00:30:24How are you?

00:30:25What did he tell you?

00:30:26It's amazing, Bea,

00:30:27Hey?

00:30:27Botox is the panacea.

00:30:29Well,

00:30:29the surgeon is 50 years old

00:30:30and he looks like my little brother.

00:30:32Mauri!

00:30:33Look out!

00:30:34Let's see,

00:30:34How did they leave you?

00:30:36Lady,

00:30:36that I haven't done anything yet.

00:30:37If that works,

00:30:39I do it myself too.

00:30:40Ha ha!

00:30:41At a good time.

00:30:43I'm going to put in double windows,

00:30:44Hey?

00:30:44Or soundproof.

00:30:45Or I install one of those contraptions

00:30:46ultrasound

00:30:47to scare away the dogs.

00:30:48Let's see if it works with these three.

00:30:49Well,

00:30:50that?

00:30:50What are you going to do?

00:30:51Are you going to summarize the list?

00:30:52of those that you touched up

00:30:53or not?

00:30:54Don't know.

00:30:55You have to be complaining

00:30:56two or three times a year.

00:30:57But on the other hand,

00:30:58It's not that expensive either.

00:30:59The treatment costs 400 euros.

00:31:00Mauri,

00:31:01you already know my opinion.

00:31:01I think you're leaving yourself

00:31:02going through a bad personal moment,

00:31:04Hey?

00:31:04You have to save a little bit

00:31:05from neurosis to crisis

00:31:05of the 40s.

00:31:06You're right.

00:31:07I have to assume

00:31:08that I am the age I am.

00:31:09I'm not that bad either.

00:31:10Then,

00:31:10when the situation

00:31:11is more serious now,

00:31:12well...

00:31:13Yeah.

00:31:13Mauri,

00:31:14I'm Fernando.

00:31:18Hello,

00:31:18how are you?

00:31:20How long?

00:31:21Well then,

00:31:22good,

00:31:22very good.

00:31:23Hey,

00:31:23that I am in Spain.

00:31:25I don't know,

00:31:25Do you want to meet up?

00:31:26and let's have something to drink?

00:31:28Well yes,

00:31:28How could I not want to?

00:31:30When do we meet?

00:31:32Well, I don't know,

00:31:33I'll stop by in a while

00:31:33for your house.

00:31:34No, no, no, no, no,

00:31:35better tomorrow afternoon,

00:31:36It's just that today I'm feeling a little unwell.

00:31:38Okay, okay,

00:31:38Well, I'll stop by tomorrow.

00:31:40Hey,

00:31:40I'm really looking forward to it

00:31:41to see you, huh?

00:31:42Come on,

00:31:43bye.

00:31:43Bye bye.

00:31:47I'll be right back.

00:31:48Where are you going?

00:31:49To get a botox injection.

00:31:50Fernando is coming.

00:31:51What are you saying?

00:31:52You have to find me radiant.

00:31:58My son,

00:31:59when you grow up

00:31:59of these dad moments,

00:32:01no need

00:32:01that you remember,

00:32:01Okay?

00:32:02It is that it is

00:32:03at one stage

00:32:04complicated

00:32:07and...

00:32:08Bye.

00:32:15Dad,

00:32:15don't throw yourself

00:32:16and it's only a second.

00:32:17José Miguel,

00:32:17I'm thinking about it.

00:32:18No need,

00:32:19we have already found

00:32:19the solution to the problem.

00:32:20Sit down.

00:32:21Come to me?

00:32:22What's happening?

00:32:27You have to get

00:32:28a job

00:32:29to be able to return it to you

00:32:30money to the community.

00:32:31Ah,

00:32:31very good.

00:32:32You had taken a long time

00:32:33in reaching that brilliant

00:32:33conclusion.

00:32:34Didn't you have a friend?

00:32:35who was head of studies

00:32:36and that he played paddle tennis?

00:32:37Yeah,

00:32:38Miguel Cazorla.

00:32:39What a climber.

00:32:40Head of Studies

00:32:41in the best private school

00:32:42having been left

00:32:43behind me

00:32:43in our promotion.

00:32:44Look,

00:32:44we command

00:32:45your resume

00:32:46to his school.

00:32:46You stay with him

00:32:47to play paddle tennis,

00:32:48a wretch suffers

00:32:49bowling accident,

00:32:51sick leave

00:32:51and takes his place.

00:32:52How a wretch

00:32:53bowling accident?

00:32:55Well,

00:32:55that escapes you

00:32:55the racket

00:32:56and you hit him in the head.

00:32:57Hey,

00:32:57when your hand sweats

00:32:58the handle slips

00:32:59that you don't see.

00:32:59Or you run over her

00:33:00in the parking lot

00:33:00backing up,

00:33:02the typical.

00:33:02Let's see,

00:33:03don't say stupid things.

00:33:04You spend too many hours

00:33:05with video games

00:33:06of urban savagery.

00:33:07How am I going to do that?

00:33:08Well,

00:33:08If you have a better idea...

00:33:10Cazorla,

00:33:11how are you?

00:33:11Juan Cuesta.

00:33:12How long, huh?

00:33:13Good,

00:33:14very good.

00:33:15Hey,

00:33:16Are you still playing?

00:33:16with your wife to paddle tennis?

00:33:18No,

00:33:19because tomorrow

00:33:20we could stay the four of us

00:33:21and give it a little bit of a go.

00:33:23No,

00:33:23Paloma is in a coma.

00:33:25She is a neighbor who...

00:33:26Well,

00:33:26I'll explain it to you tomorrow.

00:33:29Okay,

00:33:29Well, there we are.

00:33:31Come on.

00:33:33I don't see this,

00:33:34Hey?

00:33:34A racket blow to Cazorla.

00:33:36Don't worry, Dad,

00:33:37natural selection,

00:33:38survival of the fittest.

00:33:39Now you only have

00:33:40to convince mom.

00:33:43Do you see each other?

00:33:44We have a plan for tomorrow.

00:33:46Ah,

00:33:46Yeah?

00:33:46Do you like paddle tennis?

00:33:47No.

00:33:48Well, get your tracksuit ready.

00:33:49that we play tomorrow

00:33:49with some friends.

00:33:50Okay.

00:33:53What does not come out

00:33:54a lot of home.

00:33:55Hey,

00:33:56Well, I'm excited.

00:34:08Already.

00:34:10How am I?

00:34:12I see you the same.

00:34:13He told me

00:34:13that takes a while

00:34:14in taking effect,

00:34:15but then it lasts

00:34:15two or three weeks

00:34:16at full throttle.

00:34:17And it doesn't take long at all,

00:34:18they give you a few little pricks

00:34:19and that's it.

00:34:19Oh,

00:34:19really,

00:34:20I don't know how

00:34:20you have been able to launch yourself,

00:34:21would be incapable.

00:34:22I have told him about your barí,

00:34:22He says he can remove it with a laser.

00:34:23Ah,

00:34:24Yeah,

00:34:24give me the phone.

00:34:25Besides,

00:34:25I bought this shirt.

00:34:26Look,

00:34:27do you like it?

00:34:28Oh,

00:34:28it's very nice.

00:34:29Oh,

00:34:29See Fernando is coming,

00:34:30I can't believe it.

00:34:31How will it be?

00:34:32What will your hair be like?

00:34:33Wait, I'll get the crystal ball out.

00:34:35Mauri,

00:34:36relax.

00:34:37You don't have to look anxious

00:34:38nor desperate.

00:34:38It's just how I am.

00:34:40See that perfect moment

00:34:41to meet again.

00:34:42It has surely happened to you

00:34:43for the same reason as me.

00:34:45A long journey

00:34:45through the desert of solitude,

00:34:47accumulating a disappointment

00:34:48one loving after another,

00:34:49longing for everything beautiful

00:34:50that we had

00:34:50after years of living together.

00:34:52Well,

00:34:52that has a partner.

00:34:54No,

00:34:54come on,

00:34:54which is very unlikely.

00:34:55I'm sure you have to be

00:34:56missing you so much.

00:34:57Well,

00:34:57I'm going to bed

00:34:58that tomorrow I want to be rested.

00:34:59What an illusion.

00:35:00It's like when I was little

00:35:01and my parents took me

00:35:02on Sunday

00:35:02to the amusement park.

00:35:03No,

00:35:04This child is asleep.

00:35:08I never get tired of seeing

00:35:19officer and gentleman,

00:35:20Hey?

00:35:21What a beautiful relationship you have.

00:35:24That parent-child relationship

00:35:25between Richard Gere

00:35:26and the sergeant,

00:35:28transmitting it there

00:35:29the teachings of life,

00:35:30motivating him to excel.

00:35:31In Wyoming

00:35:32There are only faggots and cattle

00:35:34and you have no horn,

00:35:35so you have to be gay.

00:35:36My father has never spoken to me like that.

00:35:40No,

00:35:41but I meant

00:35:41to Richard Gere

00:35:43and the girl

00:35:44when they make love

00:35:45in a wild way

00:35:46in his apartment.

00:35:48Ah,

00:35:48that star is beautiful.

00:35:49Yeah,

00:35:50What happens is that it has a fault.

00:35:51I don't know if you've noticed.

00:35:52that the blinds on a plane

00:35:53it is half open

00:35:54and the next one is closed.

00:35:56Clear,

00:35:56These things take you out of the story.

00:35:58That's why Garci

00:35:59has never brought it to his program.

00:36:02Are you staying overnight?

00:36:03Well,

00:36:05Yeah,

00:36:06if you like.

00:36:07I'm asking you.

00:36:09Okay,

00:36:10but we'll need another movie

00:36:11under the video store.

00:36:12No,

00:36:12we'd better go to bed now.

00:36:15Let's go to bed.

00:36:17Well,

00:36:17but I have to go to the bathroom

00:36:18with dental floss

00:36:19and take out the remains

00:36:20that they have left the popcorn.

00:36:22Well,

00:36:22in the future

00:36:23I will keep these things to myself.

00:36:24Yeah,

00:36:25but

00:36:26Hurry up.

00:36:28Yeah.

00:36:28Andrew,

00:36:36Andrew,

00:36:38that I have a small child,

00:36:40Would you mind?

00:36:41not vacuuming

00:36:41at this time?

00:36:42Well,

00:36:42and when do I do it?

00:36:43I'm working tomorrow.

00:36:45Me too

00:36:45and I like to get up

00:36:46with a smile

00:36:47and having slept

00:36:48eight hours.

00:36:49Andrew,

00:36:49don't argue with the gay

00:36:50that they are problematic people.

00:36:52Well, if this is the case

00:36:52they should have done it

00:36:54the ladies,

00:36:54but Marisa has fallen

00:36:55and has been hurt

00:36:56on the hip.

00:36:57But I just saw it

00:36:58through the window

00:36:59chasing Valentin

00:36:59with a slipper in his hand.

00:37:01Oh!

00:37:01And then you call us gossips.

00:37:03What a shame!

00:37:05No,

00:37:05If I did get hit,

00:37:07but they sent me home.

00:37:08It's so that they give you

00:37:09a bed in the hospital

00:37:10you have to spill something.

00:37:12You see?

00:37:13They're making fun of you

00:37:14because they see you as a good person.

00:37:15You should shave your beard.

00:37:17Well, tomorrow

00:37:17you make me my turro.

00:37:19A milk.

00:37:20It's your turn.

00:37:21Today's has been

00:37:22Christian charity.

00:37:24Nobody helps anymore

00:37:25to older people.

00:37:26We are like broken toys.

00:37:27Look,

00:37:28no problem.

00:37:29I'll do the shift for him.

00:37:29cleaning to Andrés

00:37:30and you make me

00:37:31Friday's garbage shift.

00:37:33Look how clever.

00:37:34You have the weekend off

00:37:35and we are garbage

00:37:36two days in a row.

00:37:37No,

00:37:37they can change it

00:37:38to the posh girl

00:37:39your turn in the garbage

00:37:40for a turn

00:37:41attic cleaning.

00:37:42He's not going to want to.

00:37:43It joins him

00:37:44with your turn

00:37:44cleaning

00:37:45of the patio's crystals.

00:37:46Better John

00:37:47takes the turn

00:37:47morning landing.

00:37:49He changes it to Concha

00:37:49for the garbage

00:37:51Saturday.

00:37:51Lucia

00:37:54what to do

00:37:55the landings

00:37:55and the rooms

00:37:56of accountants

00:37:57Monday and Thursday.

00:37:58So Andrés

00:37:59is free

00:38:00to do

00:38:01the stairs

00:38:02on Tuesday.

00:38:03As long as

00:38:04to Mauri

00:38:04he doesn't care

00:38:05make his turn

00:38:05of garbage

00:38:06on Sunday.

00:38:06And wouldn't it be better?

00:38:09that Andrés

00:38:10will clean tomorrow

00:38:11and we left

00:38:12How is everything today?

00:38:13And here we go,

00:38:14that I tomorrow

00:38:15not clean.

00:38:16But Andrés

00:38:16if it touches you

00:38:17me.

00:38:17I don't understand,

00:38:21is that I am

00:38:22as insensitive,

00:38:23I have no blood supply,

00:38:24let's see if it's going to be

00:38:24a blood clot of that.

00:38:25Emilio,

00:38:26don't worry,

00:38:26if this is normal,

00:38:27It happens to many men.

00:38:28Come on,

00:38:28but not me,

00:38:29If I fail at this

00:38:30I'm already sinking,

00:38:30It's my strong point.

00:38:31Well,

00:38:32It hadn't happened to me

00:38:32never with anyone,

00:38:33but in the offices

00:38:34from the magazines,

00:38:36So,

00:38:36besides,

00:38:37occasional impotence

00:38:38may be due

00:38:39to multiple factors.

00:38:40Hey,

00:38:41let's not start

00:38:41now to talk about impotence,

00:38:42Hey?

00:38:42But if it's you

00:38:43what are you doing

00:38:43a mountain

00:38:44from a grain of sand.

00:38:45That has a double meaning,

00:38:46What are you making fun of me for?

00:38:47No.

00:38:49What do you mean no?

00:38:49If I am here

00:38:50with my Padrón pepper

00:38:51and you are there

00:38:51laughing your head off.

00:38:52But it is that by far

00:38:53that you look at her

00:38:53it's not going to grow.

00:38:55Let's see,

00:38:55relax,

00:38:56Have you had any unpleasant surprises?

00:38:57today at work?

00:38:58No,

00:38:59No,

00:38:59No.

00:39:00Hey,

00:39:00Did they finally raise you?

00:39:01the salary?

00:39:02Well,

00:39:02are on it,

00:39:03they are negotiating

00:39:03the CPI thing

00:39:04and what about VAT

00:39:05and all that.

00:39:06No,

00:39:06So let's go to sleep

00:39:07because that is tiredness.

00:39:08You'll see how tomorrow

00:39:09you wake up

00:39:09with a great erection.

00:39:11Goes.

00:39:14Let's see if I'm going to be

00:39:15lactose allergic

00:39:16or the weather is going to change.

00:39:18Well yes,

00:39:18Yeah,

00:39:19Yeah,

00:39:19it seems to be coming

00:39:20a cold front

00:39:20by the Azores.

00:39:22Come on, honey,

00:39:22you sleep,

00:39:23that tomorrow is the day of the rising of the early bird.

00:39:24Go on.

00:39:25But don't be angry,

00:39:26my love,

00:39:26goes,

00:39:26if nothing happens.

00:39:27Vala,

00:39:27to sleep,

00:39:28to sleep,

00:39:30with no.

00:39:32Let's see,

00:39:32please,

00:39:33that I threw away two hours

00:39:34with the markers

00:39:34making the calendar

00:39:35so that this would not happen.

00:39:36Like people

00:39:37starts to hack,

00:39:37I don't get punished,

00:39:38Hey?

00:39:38I want it to be recorded in the minutes

00:39:39it's my turn.

00:39:41Juan,

00:39:41put things in order.

00:39:41Don't tell me stories.

00:39:43You don't want an administrator

00:39:44for calling her.

00:39:46Does anyone know?

00:39:47Gregor's phone?

00:39:48Yeah,

00:39:48because if I don't insult someone,

00:39:51I can't sleep.

00:39:52Clear,

00:39:52you have stayed

00:39:53with the chorizo in his mouth.

00:39:55Look,

00:39:55This part is important.

00:39:57Preventive restraining order

00:39:57of the family.

00:39:58It is advisable to limit

00:39:59the presence of mothers-in-law

00:40:00and sisters-in-law

00:40:01to Christmas Eves and funerals

00:40:02to avoid unnecessary friction

00:40:03that erode life as a couple.

00:40:05But leave the little book now,

00:40:07Hey?

00:40:07Give it to me tomorrow.

00:40:08Forgive me, dear.

00:40:09You'll be tired.

00:40:10I'm turning off the light now.

00:40:10No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:40:12It's not that.

00:40:12Look,

00:40:13There is just one little thing

00:40:14that long ago

00:40:14that I don't do

00:40:15and what do I want to do with you?

00:40:17tonight

00:40:17before we go to sleep.

00:40:19No, now,

00:40:19yes it is noticeable.

00:40:20Yeah?

00:40:20Yeah.

00:40:21It's that the whole mattress is there

00:40:22sunken in the center.

00:40:24But if it is that

00:40:24when spring arrives

00:40:25you have to turn it around

00:40:26that if it does not deform.

00:40:27Come on, help me.

00:40:29Now?

00:40:29What's next if not tomorrow?

00:40:30we are very lazy.

00:40:31Come on,

00:40:32you'll see what a difference it makes.

00:40:33Well, come on.

00:40:34What fun.

00:40:37Hold on,

00:40:37that I think I'm lame...

00:40:41That?

00:40:42Nativity scene,

00:40:42I've had a rough time.

00:40:44Ah,

00:40:45very good,

00:40:45congratulations.

00:40:46Come by tomorrow for the diploma.

00:40:48No, wait.

00:40:49I need a second opinion

00:40:50like doctors.

00:40:51What do you mean, a second opinion?

00:40:52We had a few quickies

00:40:53without feelings

00:40:54just to clear up any doubts.

00:40:55But let's see,

00:40:55Emilio,

00:40:56you haven't told me this afternoon

00:40:57that you weren't going to forgive me

00:40:58in life,

00:40:58which was the worst,

00:40:59that she was crazy,

00:41:00that...

00:41:00No,

00:41:00but I do keep it.

00:41:01But this is an emergency.

00:41:02Come on,

00:41:02come on.

00:41:03But no,

00:41:03Emilio,

00:41:04that I can't sleep with you,

00:41:05that you have a girlfriend.

00:41:06Oh,

00:41:06the host,

00:41:06now it becomes decent to me.

00:41:08Hey,

00:41:09the misfire

00:41:10it won't have been with Carmen.

00:41:11No,

00:41:12It has been with Doña Concha.

00:41:13It's that we see each other

00:41:14hidden in the elevator.

00:41:16Look,

00:41:16Emilio,

00:41:16let it be very clear to you.

00:41:18I do this to help you,

00:41:19but it's the last time,

00:41:20Hey?

00:41:20Come on,

00:41:20come on,

00:41:26But what are you doing up?

00:41:27No,

00:41:28came for water,

00:41:28but I have been awake.

00:41:30Batillazo,

00:41:31Hey?

00:41:31What's happening?

00:41:32It was once.

00:41:33It's a very normal thing,

00:41:34It happens to many men.

00:41:35Understood.

00:41:36You don't pay attention to him.

00:41:37Don't pay attention to him.

00:41:45Man,

00:41:46twice is not so normal anymore,

00:41:48Hey?

00:41:49There really are days

00:41:50that it is better not to get up.

00:41:52That must have been what she thought.

00:41:54But this must be

00:41:55of carrying the mobile phone

00:41:56on the belt

00:41:57or he will have hit me

00:41:57with the bunch of keys.

00:41:59And what do I do now?

00:42:00Which saint do you pray to?

00:42:01for this?

00:42:02Emilio,

00:42:02you'll have to consult

00:42:03with a specialist.

00:42:04And who deals with this?

00:42:05The traumatologist?

00:42:06No, man, no.

00:42:07The urologist.

00:42:08The urologist?

00:42:09But that was not it

00:42:09an endangered bird.

00:42:10No,

00:42:11He is the doctor in charge

00:42:12of the penis and surrounding areas.

00:42:13My father goes to a very good one.

00:42:15I ask for his phone number.

00:42:16Hey,

00:42:16And how do you say something?

00:42:17in the video link

00:42:18you do the mopping, huh?

00:42:19Well,

00:42:19come on, go away,

00:42:20I want to sleep.

00:42:21No, man, no.

00:42:21If you like,

00:42:21I'm going to stay here

00:42:22to sing you a lullaby.

00:42:26Here, son,

00:42:26as?

00:42:28Mauri,

00:42:29to breakfast!

00:42:30I don't want to have breakfast.

00:42:32Leave me alone!

00:42:33What's the matter?

00:42:39Look at my face.

00:42:41I can't move it.

00:42:43Mauri,

00:42:43you look really weird.

00:42:44Hey,

00:42:45Have you called the surgeon?

00:42:46or whatever that gentleman is?

00:42:48Yeah,

00:42:48has spoken to his secretary

00:42:49and he told me

00:42:50who is playing golf.

00:42:51This,

00:42:52this is not happening to me.

00:42:53Surely now

00:42:54I wake up

00:42:55and I drink a little water.

00:42:57Maybe it is that

00:42:58you have slept in a bad position.

00:42:59Look,

00:43:00come,

00:43:00lie down a little

00:43:00let's see if it goes away.

00:43:01But what a bad posture,

00:43:02look at this eyelid.

00:43:03And the upper lip

00:43:04I can't move it.

00:43:05It's like when you go out

00:43:06from the dentist

00:43:07that you're drooling.

00:43:08Well, look,

00:43:08the bright side.

00:43:09The wrinkles are much better.

00:43:10Bea,

00:43:10there is no bright side.

00:43:12Fernando is coming this afternoon

00:43:13and I suffer from Aunt Cervera.

00:43:15What I do?

00:43:16Don't know.

00:43:17Look,

00:43:17I'm going to call a friend

00:43:18who is a doctor, huh?

00:43:20God,

00:43:20this is the end.

00:43:22But,

00:43:22Why does this have to happen to me?

00:43:23all to me?

00:43:23I could distribute

00:43:24a little bit of misfortune,

00:43:25No?

00:43:26Susana,

00:43:27hello,

00:43:27I'm Bea.

00:43:28Good,

00:43:29good,

00:43:29Yeah.

00:43:30Hey,

00:43:30look,

00:43:30I'm with a friend

00:43:31that has just been injected

00:43:32the famous botox

00:43:33and let's go,

00:43:33that doesn't seem

00:43:34that it has suited you very well.

00:43:36Tell him it's like

00:43:36if I had eaten seafood

00:43:37in poor condition.

00:43:39Yeah,

00:43:39has a drooping eyelid.

00:43:41Already.

00:43:42That?

00:43:42That a poorly done infiltration

00:43:43can cause temporary paralysis

00:43:45in any of the facial muscles.

00:43:47Oh,

00:43:47excellent.

00:43:48And what about the lip?

00:43:49And what about the lip?

00:43:51He doesn't know.

00:43:53Hey,

00:43:53It is that apparently

00:43:54Botox cannot be applied

00:43:55around the mouth.

00:43:56Fuck,

00:43:56fuck.

00:43:57And how long does this last?

00:43:59Susana,

00:43:59How long does this last?

00:44:00At least two weeks

00:44:02until they begin

00:44:03to wear off the effects.

00:44:05What if I take vitamin C?

00:44:06or an aspirin

00:44:07that is valid for everything?

00:44:08Already,

00:44:09Well,

00:44:09Well, listen,

00:44:10that nothing,

00:44:10Thank you very much,

00:44:11a little kiss.

00:44:13What else did he tell you?

00:44:14Has he given you any recommendations?

00:44:15Yeah,

00:44:16that you sue the surgeon.

00:44:18Mauri,

00:44:19Mauri,

00:44:19we have to calm down,

00:44:20that at least we know

00:44:22that this will pass on its own.

00:44:23How do I move my eyebrows?

00:44:25Well, this one goes up more than that one.

00:44:27Awesome,

00:44:28and on top of that I talk like Rocky

00:44:29after receiving a beating.

00:44:30No,

00:44:30what worries me

00:44:31It's the eyelid thing,

00:44:32which is very close to the eye and...

00:44:33Bea,

00:44:33that you are supposed to

00:44:34You have to calm me down.

00:44:35But what did I tell you,

00:44:36that tells you that you are very well,

00:44:37that you are very handsome,

00:44:38that you don't do anything?

00:44:39I know what you told me.

00:44:40Fuck,

00:44:40You look like Jiminy Cricket.

00:44:42Well,

00:44:42listen,

00:44:43listen,

00:44:44look,

00:44:45you call Fernando,

00:44:46Hey?

00:44:46Do you tell him you're sick?

00:44:47and come next month?

00:44:48Yeah,

00:44:49I have a silly cold.

00:44:50Bea,

00:44:50I'm really looking forward to seeing him.

00:44:52Well,

00:44:52Well, look,

00:44:52You tell him what happened to you

00:44:53and that's it.

00:44:54You're not the Elephant Man either.

00:44:55if you don't trust him.

00:44:56Look,

00:44:57I'm going to take an aspirin

00:44:58just in case.

00:45:01Don't leave me.

00:45:07Nothing.

00:45:09Nothing.

00:45:10We did nothing.

00:45:11Well,

00:45:11Yeah,

00:45:11turn the mattress over.

00:45:13Well that's fine.

00:45:14Besides,

00:45:15It is advisable to do it every spring

00:45:16so that it does not deform.

00:45:17Hey,

00:45:18that I might not find myself attractive anymore.

00:45:20What's happening?

00:45:20I'm old,

00:45:21I operate on the stock markets.

00:45:22Another one like it.

00:45:23What bag?

00:45:23This is Bethlehem,

00:45:24that there is nothing there.

00:45:25Look,

00:45:25here,

00:45:26No?

00:45:27And look,

00:45:28the skin of the elbows,

00:45:29all skin,

00:45:30Hey?

00:45:30You see?

00:45:31And since I don't start sleeping

00:45:31with bra,

00:45:32the chest collapses,

00:45:33Hey?

00:45:33But you look great.

00:45:35What's wrong with you?

00:45:35is that you know each other

00:45:36for a long time.

00:45:37Maybe Carlos

00:45:38He already sees you as a sister.

00:45:38Or worse,

00:45:39like a mother.

00:45:40His parents are separated,

00:45:42there are unmet needs there.

00:45:43And here too.

00:45:45Lucia,

00:45:45that men

00:45:46they don't work

00:45:47with the subtleties.

00:45:48They are like airplanes

00:45:49about to land.

00:45:50They have to see well

00:45:51the signs

00:45:51and they don't stay there

00:45:52going around.

00:45:53Oh,

00:45:53what I do?

00:45:54Should I wear a reflective vest?

00:45:55Hey,

00:45:55Well, without anything

00:45:56underneath you have a morbidity.

00:45:57Look,

00:45:57stop the hints

00:45:58and pink nightgowns

00:46:00and go for it.

00:46:00Already,

00:46:01but it is not either

00:46:01I want to look desperate.

00:46:03Technically you are.

00:46:04Look,

00:46:05you choose

00:46:05or lover or mother.

00:46:07Not both,

00:46:08why we went in there

00:46:09in a froy roll

00:46:10that we don't know

00:46:11how it can end.

00:46:12Already.

00:46:13Yeah,

00:46:13just one match

00:46:14from stop of affection.

00:46:15Now,

00:46:15the big political decisions

00:46:17are taken between periods.

00:46:18When Aznar lost a match,

00:46:20interest rates were rising,

00:46:21I won't tell you any more.

00:46:22Oh,

00:46:22Juan,

00:46:22that is that I don't like it

00:46:23wear a tracksuit.

00:46:24A friend of my mother

00:46:25I wore it with heels

00:46:26to go to the market.

00:46:27Look,

00:46:27I have the sound of heels here.

00:46:29Tac,

00:46:29tock,

00:46:29tac.

00:46:30It has been put on me

00:46:31even a migraine.

00:46:32You calm down,

00:46:33if they are going to beat us right away.

00:46:34It's to see them,

00:46:35more than anything.

00:46:35Ah,

00:46:36Well, it's already bad

00:46:36and I prepare you

00:46:37a Cantonese tasting menu.

00:46:39Well,

00:46:39or some Russian steaks.

00:46:41No,

00:46:41that if we have already agreed,

00:46:42women,

00:46:43and I even bought the snowshoes.

00:46:45Ah,

00:46:45but it is played with rackets.

00:46:48Yeah.

00:46:49I don't feel like it

00:46:50scrub for you,

00:46:51that I am a tenant.

00:46:52I bet I'll raise your rent.

00:46:54To which I denounce her

00:46:54for having me without a contract.

00:46:56No,

00:46:56If we are all caught here,

00:46:57Hey?

00:46:57That sluts are very clever.

00:46:59School of life.

00:47:00Stop throwing shells on the ground.

00:47:02How do you notice?

00:47:03that you don't clean?

00:47:04And it will be more noticeable.

00:47:06Good morning,

00:47:06Emilio.

00:47:07Oh,

00:47:07how bad it smells here.

00:47:08Someone forgot

00:47:09take out the buckets last night.

00:47:11To that one.

00:47:11It wasn't my turn.

00:47:13Let's see,

00:47:13in the planning it is very clear.

00:47:15It's your turn to take out the buckets...

00:47:16Let's see,

00:47:16please,

00:47:17don't shout,

00:47:17because like last night

00:47:18they did not close the portal,

00:47:19there is a homeless person

00:47:20sleeping in there.

00:47:24Whose turn was it?

00:47:25close the portal?

00:47:26Since it wasn't on the calendar,

00:47:28we have forgotten.

00:47:29Emilio,

00:47:29get that man out of there

00:47:30right now.

00:47:31Oh,

00:47:32I'm sorry,

00:47:32Mr. John,

00:47:32sorry,

00:47:33but I have time

00:47:33at the traumatologist.

00:47:35I must have slept badly last night,

00:47:36I have adopted a bad posture

00:47:37and look how my finger looks.

00:47:39How funky,

00:47:40I'm starting to like him.

00:47:42Dear Juan,

00:47:43This is a matter

00:47:44of administrator

00:47:45very clear.

00:47:46And the poor?

00:47:47who throws him out?

00:47:48You've been consulting it

00:47:49in the planning.

00:47:50Isabel,

00:47:51who made me like this

00:47:52with the finger.

00:47:54Oh,

00:47:54Juan,

00:47:55don't worry.

00:47:55They do it to me

00:47:56every day

00:47:57when I get up

00:47:58to the highway.

00:47:59Well, you have to abstract yourself.

00:48:01If it's already like...

00:48:01It's so normal

00:48:02which is like...

00:48:03Well, greetings.

00:48:04Mr. Cuesta.

00:48:05Pull, pull.

00:48:06Mr. Cuesta.

00:48:07Juan,

00:48:08I think he's calling you

00:48:09the administrator.

00:48:10That he came to pick up the books.

00:48:12What books?

00:48:13Well, the accounts

00:48:14of the community.

00:48:15Ah, yes, man,

00:48:16the books.

00:48:17It's that I think that

00:48:18I left them behind

00:48:19in the office.

00:48:20But you

00:48:21I was not unemployed.

00:48:22Yeah,

00:48:22at the INEM office.

00:48:24They asked me

00:48:25if I had experience

00:48:25in accounting

00:48:26and I took the books.

00:48:28For me

00:48:28They are like the book

00:48:29of the models.

00:48:31But don't worry,

00:48:31as soon as I get them back

00:48:32I'll call him.

00:48:33As soon as possible,

00:48:34please.

00:48:34that I have

00:48:35to do my numbers.

00:48:36See you later.

00:48:37See you later.

00:48:40Juan,

00:48:40is something wrong?

00:48:41No, nothing.

00:48:42The accounting books

00:48:43of the community

00:48:44I don't know

00:48:45where I put them,

00:48:46You know?

00:48:46But don't worry.

00:48:48Do you want me to explain it to you?

00:48:49the rule of padel?

00:48:51Well,

00:48:51is it necessary?

00:48:53Man,

00:48:53it comes in handy

00:48:53if you don't want to

00:48:54make an ass of oneself.

00:48:55Well,

00:48:55Well, come on.

00:48:56I think there is

00:48:56like a network

00:48:57in the middle, right?

00:48:58Correct.

00:48:58Gregor,

00:48:59cleaning shifts

00:49:00they don't work.

00:49:01It's that we

00:49:02we are very old

00:49:03for that.

00:49:04To you

00:49:05what they are

00:49:05is very vague.

00:49:06That's what age is all about.

00:49:08Why don't we hire?

00:49:09a maid

00:49:09and let him come

00:49:10two days a week?

00:49:11Because until

00:49:12Mr. Cuesta

00:49:13don't give me

00:49:13the account books,

00:49:14I don't know

00:49:15whether it is viable or not.

00:49:16Well,

00:49:16and why doesn't he give them to you?

00:49:17That

00:49:17I would like to know.

00:49:19Sabel,

00:49:30please,

00:49:31let's concentrate

00:49:31a bit.

00:49:32It is assumed

00:49:33that we know how to play

00:49:33to this.

00:49:34But if,

00:49:35that I try

00:49:37give it well,

00:49:39but I can't concentrate.

00:49:40It's all so absurd.

00:49:42I don't know

00:49:42why we are here,

00:49:43why we have come.

00:49:44Look at you,

00:49:45it's pathetic,

00:49:45for God's sake.

00:49:46Cazorla is an old friend

00:49:47and can provide me

00:49:48a job,

00:49:49dear.

00:49:50Oh yeah?

00:49:50Well then

00:49:51having told me so

00:49:52and I unfold

00:49:52all my personal charm.

00:49:54And how disgusting,

00:49:55my hand sounds.

00:49:56Put on my wristband

00:49:57of luck

00:49:57and remove the label

00:49:59of the racket.

00:50:00That?

00:50:01Why not?

00:50:01What am I doing?

00:50:02then I return it?

00:50:03Well, you should have said it before.

00:50:06Oh?

00:50:07Are those?

00:50:08Oh, beautiful,

00:50:09for God's sake.

00:50:10Well,

00:50:10and no comments

00:50:11out of time,

00:50:12Hey?

00:50:12Be careful.

00:50:13Ah, champion!

00:50:14Cazorla, I'm coming down!

00:50:16What's happening?

00:50:18Well,

00:50:18daily

00:50:19you look more handsome.

00:50:20Oh,

00:50:20my money costs me.

00:50:23Hey,

00:50:23that?

00:50:24That I was frozen

00:50:24with Paloma?

00:50:25Boy,

00:50:26how nice she was.

00:50:27Who, Paloma?

00:50:28Did you see each other little,

00:50:29No?

00:50:29Behold,

00:50:30This is Isabel,

00:50:31my...

00:50:32Fiancee,

00:50:33that sounds very good.

00:50:34Well,

00:50:35Do you want to play ball a little?

00:50:36Let's see,

00:50:36Yeah.

00:50:37You are a man too

00:50:38very attractive,

00:50:39In addition to a large

00:50:40head of studies

00:50:41and you make a very good couple.

00:50:42Dear,

00:50:43to play ball,

00:50:44heat,

00:50:44my love.

00:50:48The thing is,

00:50:49I really like to joke around,

00:50:51you'll see how convincing it is.

00:50:52It doesn't stop.

00:50:53But,

00:50:54What does he need to play ball?

00:50:54the match?

00:50:55Let's see,

00:50:55who will take out?

00:50:56Oh,

00:50:56the babe!

00:50:58They're being cheeky with us.

00:50:59Come on,

00:50:59come on.

00:51:03Dear,

00:51:03there,

00:51:05is.

00:51:06Another ball

00:51:10against the net.

00:51:14I get nothing

00:51:16that it goes well.

00:51:20Hit the ball

00:51:22Isabel.

00:51:26That jerk

00:51:27he's going to beat me.

00:51:31Just a miracle

00:51:33can save me.

00:51:34What you have to do

00:51:39one

00:51:39for working.

00:51:43What you have to do

00:51:44one

00:51:45for working.

00:51:47Work.

00:51:48Work.

00:51:50Work.

00:51:51Hey!

00:51:52You are a little

00:51:53packages, huh?

00:51:54Come on,

00:51:55ball of thirst.

00:51:57Princess,

00:51:57goes.

00:51:58We must come back,

00:51:59dear.

00:51:59Yeah,

00:52:00Yeah,

00:52:00my love.

00:52:01Take out.

00:52:02Go,

00:52:02take out.

00:52:03Go.

00:52:10Mine,

00:52:11mine,

00:52:11mine!

00:52:14Oh!

00:52:15Oh!

00:52:15Dogfish!

00:52:16Miguel!

00:52:16But John!

00:52:18It slipped from my hand

00:52:19the racket

00:52:19when he didn't take her

00:52:20the wristband.

00:52:21Are you OK?

00:52:22But how is it going to be okay?

00:52:23with the rickets

00:52:23what have you given him?

00:52:24They're going to blow me up!

00:52:25My God!

00:52:26What am I?

00:52:28Miguel.

00:52:30I don't understand

00:52:30why do they take so long

00:52:31in leaving.

00:52:32I haven't given it to him either

00:52:32so strong.

00:52:33Juan,

00:52:34with the rickets

00:52:35that you have given him.

00:52:36I wasn't listening

00:52:37a crack

00:52:38So

00:52:38since I dropped it

00:52:40my niece

00:52:40from the cradle.

00:52:41How are you?

00:52:45Regular.

00:52:46He has a trauma

00:52:47severe cranioencephalic.

00:52:49Oh ok!

00:52:50Severe trauma.

00:52:52Thank goodness, huh?

00:52:53It's going to be a few days

00:52:54under observation

00:52:55to rule out injuries.

00:52:57The truth,

00:52:57I don't know the model

00:52:58what to say.

00:52:58I am dismayed.

00:53:00If I can do something

00:53:00for him,

00:53:01whatever.

00:53:02Well, look,

00:53:02has asked me

00:53:03that you replace him

00:53:03these days

00:53:04as head of studies

00:53:05at his school.

00:53:07Well,

00:53:08I have other commitments

00:53:09labor,

00:53:09but I to help him,

00:53:11whatever.

00:53:11No,

00:53:11if he told me so

00:53:12because apparently

00:53:13arrived yesterday

00:53:13your resume

00:53:14to his office.

00:53:15Oh yeah?

00:53:17Well, I don't know,

00:53:18now it has been

00:53:18a leak.

00:53:19Well,

00:53:20anyway,

00:53:21you get in touch

00:53:22with the director.

00:53:23He wants to make you

00:53:24a personal interview.

00:53:25You don't know

00:53:26what they are like at that school.

00:53:27Well,

00:53:28leave.

00:53:29Give Cazorla a hug

00:53:30and tell him not to worry

00:53:31that I replace him.

00:53:33Oh, huh?

00:53:33Get well soon.

00:53:34Yeah,

00:53:34And we're done with the game?

00:53:37No,

00:53:37we almost gave up

00:53:38in a tie.

00:53:39Oh ok.

00:53:40What's life, huh?

00:53:44Because of someone else's misfortune

00:53:46you go

00:53:47and you find a job.

00:53:48Yeah.

00:53:49What things happen?

00:53:52I'm going to call out

00:53:53wait a minute, okay?

00:54:00Emilio,

00:54:01I am here

00:54:01to help you

00:54:02in whatever

00:54:02and if it is something serious

00:54:04you have me here

00:54:04always by your side.

00:54:06Well,

00:54:06but we're not going either

00:54:07to dramatize

00:54:07ahead of time, right?

00:54:08Let's see what they tell me.

00:54:10Well,

00:54:10which seems fatal to me

00:54:11is that Carmen,

00:54:12being your boyfriend,

00:54:12not be here

00:54:13by your side

00:54:13supporting you

00:54:14at the moment

00:54:14so difficult.

00:54:15But if I have told him

00:54:16that was coming

00:54:16so as not to worry her.

00:54:19Good morning.

00:54:20Good morning.

00:54:21Good morning.

00:54:23Emilio

00:54:23Thin, right?

00:54:25Yeah.

00:54:25Good,

00:54:26tell me,

00:54:27what's the matter?

00:54:27Well, it's a bit delicate.

00:54:30It's that I always

00:54:30I have worked very well

00:54:31in everything, you know?

00:54:32And now suddenly...

00:54:33He can't get it up, let's go.

00:54:34Let's see,

00:54:35Are you going to explain it?

00:54:35or should I explain it?

00:54:36No, Emilio,

00:54:37I'm helping you.

00:54:37As I see you with cut,

00:54:38Well, I'll help you.

00:54:39No, cut, no.

00:54:39It's that you haven't given me

00:54:40time to explain myself.

00:54:41Good, good.

00:54:42Let's see.

00:54:43Erectile dysfunction

00:54:44it occurs alone

00:54:45during coastal activity

00:54:47or also

00:54:47in the preliminaries?

00:54:49Coastal activity?

00:54:51And what is that?

00:54:52The penetration.

00:54:55Ah, no, no, no, no,

00:54:55No, well, it's all the time.

00:54:57As if there was no power.

00:54:59It's a thing

00:54:59very disconcerting, doctor.

00:55:00Well, no, don't worry.

00:55:02Erectile dysfunction

00:55:03may be due

00:55:04to various causes.

00:55:06Vascular disorders,

00:55:07endocrine,

00:55:08engonadal,

00:55:09hypophysis

00:55:09and adrenal glands.

00:55:12There are also powers

00:55:12toxic

00:55:13or medicinal,

00:55:15although the most normal,

00:55:16the most common

00:55:17It is psychological impotence

00:55:18mainly due to

00:55:19to anxiety.

00:55:21Well, something like that.

00:55:21it's going to be, isn't it?

00:55:23Have you ever been

00:55:24to the urologist?

00:55:24This?

00:55:25No.

00:55:26How old are you, Emilio?

00:55:28Uh, 36 for 37, why?

00:55:30Have you checked yourself?

00:55:31ever the prostate?

00:55:32The prostate?

00:55:33No.

00:55:34No, then undress.

00:55:35and get on the stretcher

00:55:36on your knees.

00:55:37How on your knees?

00:55:38Emilio, on all fours.

00:55:40But on all fours?

00:55:41so that?

00:55:43Hey, I have here

00:55:44your resume

00:55:45and the truth is that

00:55:46fits quite well

00:55:47with what we are looking for.

00:55:48And what have I sent you?

00:55:49the shortened version?

00:55:51I have not wanted

00:55:51overload it,

00:55:52but I also have

00:55:53office automation skills

00:55:54at the user level

00:55:55and a course

00:55:55of recorder.

00:55:57Anyway,

00:55:59we would like

00:55:59meet him personally.

00:56:01No problem.

00:56:02Whenever you want,

00:56:03I'm going to see him

00:56:03to his office.

00:56:04No no.

00:56:05We prefer to do it

00:56:06the interview

00:56:07in his house

00:56:07and know

00:56:08your family nucleus.

00:56:10We like to check

00:56:12in situ

00:56:12that our employees

00:56:14live the faith.

00:56:15Well, whenever they want.

00:56:17In this house

00:56:17faith is breathed

00:56:18in every corner.

00:56:19No...

00:56:20The bomb

00:56:21you have to put it on

00:56:21in the van.

00:56:22If the police do not expand

00:56:23escapes.

00:56:24Well, above all,

00:56:25tell me when you are coming.

00:56:26Don't let it be

00:56:27that they catch us at mass.

00:56:28This very afternoon

00:56:29we will go there.

00:56:31We're waiting for you here, Father.

00:56:33Come with God.

00:56:34That console

00:56:35to the loft right now.

00:56:36But why?

00:56:37What's happening?

00:56:38Because I'm about to

00:56:38to get

00:56:39school work,

00:56:40but he's coming

00:56:40a commission of priests

00:56:41to evaluate

00:56:42my family environment.

00:56:43Bad luck.

00:56:43You'll find something else.

00:56:45No, nothing else.

00:56:46Come on, help me.

00:56:47You have to give it to him

00:56:48to this house

00:56:48a religious touch

00:56:49and austere.

00:56:50You mean

00:56:50to do without

00:56:51of all this luxury

00:56:52that surrounds us?

00:56:52And above all,

00:56:53you have to get out of the house

00:56:54anything

00:56:54that may give a bad image

00:56:55to the cutas.

00:56:57Juan,

00:56:58who has not washed

00:56:58my pipe

00:56:59in the dishwasher?

00:57:00Now I know

00:57:00to detergent.

00:57:02Dear,

00:57:02you this afternoon

00:57:03you had yoga, didn't you?

00:57:04Yeah,

00:57:04but I'm not going to go

00:57:05because the father

00:57:06It has left my kidneys

00:57:06to the pâté.

00:57:08Well, all the more reason.

00:57:09you have to go

00:57:09to avoid cramps

00:57:10and muscle aches.

00:57:11Come on,

00:57:11pick up your things

00:57:12I'll take you.

00:57:12I don't feel like it.

00:57:14Hey, Isabel,

00:57:14that's laziness,

00:57:15one of the nine

00:57:16seven deadly sins.

00:57:17Dad,

00:57:18There are seven.

00:57:19Fuck,

00:57:20I'm going to have to review.

00:57:21Come on,

00:57:21Yeah,

00:57:22you pick it up.

00:57:24Hey,

00:57:24hurry up,

00:57:25This house has to look like

00:57:26the one from Tell Me.

00:57:29Hey,

00:57:30What is a home like?

00:57:31traditional and religious?

00:57:33Don't know,

00:57:33we may need it

00:57:34a grandfather.

00:57:40Mauri!

00:57:41It's Fernando!

00:57:42I'm coming out!

00:57:43What are you doing?

00:57:48Are you going to open it like that?

00:57:48Can you think of anything better?

00:57:49to hide this?

00:57:50You tore him

00:57:51at least

00:57:51that you look like Pantoja.

00:57:52What will he notice about me?

00:57:53about the eyelid?

00:57:53No,

00:57:54you open your eyes wide.

00:57:57So.

00:57:57If you ask me something

00:57:59I tell him that the child

00:57:59he headbutted me

00:58:00playing.

00:58:04Well,

00:58:05Well,

00:58:06look who's here.

00:58:08Careful,

00:58:08don't get dirty,

00:58:09you just caught me

00:58:10frying me.

00:58:11Finish,

00:58:11ends,

00:58:11I have no prey.

00:58:13How are you?

00:58:14Hello.

00:58:15No,

00:58:15man,

00:58:16with the desire

00:58:16I have to see you,

00:58:17No,

00:58:17then,

00:58:17then I shave.

00:58:20Bea.

00:58:21Ah,

00:58:21Yeah,

00:58:21leave,

00:58:22that I have to...

00:58:23Bye bye.

00:58:24See you later.

00:58:27Well,

00:58:28is everything still the same?

00:58:30Well,

00:58:34almost everything the same.

00:58:36Yeah,

00:58:37the truth is yes.

00:58:38And the people in the building

00:58:39it's also the same.

00:58:41Well,

00:58:41somewhat older

00:58:42and much crazier.

00:58:45Mauri,

00:58:45are you OK?

00:58:46You seem a little strange.

00:58:48It's that I slept very badly

00:58:49and you know that when I don't rest

00:58:50My eyelids swell a lot.

00:58:52It runs in the family.

00:58:53I had a grandmother

00:58:54that was an owl

00:58:54with some bags.

00:58:55Yeah.

00:58:56Yeah,

00:58:56Well,

00:58:56and how about it?

00:58:57We have to tell each other

00:58:57a lot of things.

00:58:58Yeah.

00:58:59What do we do?

00:59:00Shall we have a drink?

00:59:00Yeah,

00:59:01come on,

00:59:01come on.

00:59:06Are you going to go like this?

00:59:07Yeah,

00:59:08It's a new foam

00:59:10from pharmacy

00:59:10and also moisturizes.

00:59:11Then they recommend you

00:59:12that you leave it on

00:59:13at least half an hour

00:59:14because it weakens

00:59:15the hair root.

00:59:16I mean,

00:59:16it's more of a hair removal cream

00:59:18but you have to keep getting fit

00:59:19because the hair

00:59:20it takes a long time to fall.

00:59:21He burns it little by little.

00:59:23What's more,

00:59:24the package comes with some glasses

00:59:25to protect your eyes.

00:59:27Ah,

00:59:27good.

00:59:29Mauri,

00:59:29Are you going to tell me?

00:59:29what's wrong with your face?

00:59:30I've had Botox

00:59:31and I screwed up.

00:59:32I have less gesture

00:59:33than Michael Jackson.

00:59:34Have you had Botox?

00:59:35Don't look at me,

00:59:36I am a young man,

00:59:36don't look at me

00:59:36until they pass

00:59:37the effects.

00:59:38No no.

00:59:38Will it be that bad?

00:59:39Hala,

00:59:39come.

00:59:43Let's see,

00:59:44take off your tovaya.

00:59:47Well,

00:59:48it is almost imperceptible.

00:59:49The eyelid should be

00:59:50a bit

00:59:50but come on.

00:59:51No,

00:59:51if I am silent

00:59:52no problem.

00:59:52The problem

00:59:52is when I move something.

00:59:53Look,

00:59:54What are you laughing at?

00:59:57Do you find me very funny?

00:59:58Oh,

00:59:58that you make more faces.

01:00:00Mauri,

01:00:00Now seriously,

01:00:01what the fuck for

01:00:01do you inject anything?

01:00:02What do I know?

01:00:03the syndrome

01:00:03by Nicole Kidman.

01:00:07Come on,

01:00:08come here,

01:00:08silly.

01:00:15Are you OK?

01:00:15Hello,

01:00:30darling.

01:00:31You don't know how complicated it is

01:00:31that is the topic

01:00:32of the assistant.

01:00:34Or they don't speak Spanish

01:00:35or they come with a built-in child.

01:00:37I have a Ukrainian candidate.

01:00:40I'm already looking

01:00:40an interpreter who cooks

01:00:41because this one doesn't cook

01:00:42and so we kill two birds

01:00:43with one shot.

01:00:43How do you see it?

01:00:44How do you see me?

01:00:45Very good,

01:00:46but you're not cold.

01:00:48Cover yourself up a little

01:00:48that we are in times

01:00:50that they catch a cold

01:00:51very stupid.

01:00:51Carlos,

01:00:51I don't want to cover myself.

01:00:54Okay,

01:00:54So don't cover yourself up

01:00:55and neither...

01:00:56I want sex,

01:00:57Pussy,

01:00:57I want sex.

01:00:58I've been here for eight months

01:00:58without doing it

01:00:59and I can't take it anymore.

01:01:00And on top of that I got a boyfriend

01:01:01and tells me to cover myself,

01:01:01I'm catching cold.

01:01:02But my love,

01:01:03But I haven't launched myself

01:01:04because I didn't want to screw up.

01:01:05If I was waiting

01:01:06to send me signals.

01:01:07Further?

01:01:08But look at me for God's sake

01:01:09Yes, I look like a star

01:01:10of porn.

01:01:11Yeah,

01:01:11I was going to tell you right now,

01:01:12you took it out of my mouth.

01:01:13What's happening?

01:01:14Don't you like it?

01:01:15I'm old,

01:01:15don't you want me?

01:01:16But how can I not desire you,

01:01:17Lucia?

01:01:18But if for years

01:01:19you have been my muse

01:01:20in solitary sex.

01:01:21Okay.

01:01:22Well now,

01:01:23wake up,

01:01:23to bed.

01:01:25Now?

01:01:26To bed,

01:01:27Carlos,

01:01:27please,

01:01:27I won't repeat it to you again,

01:01:28Hey?

01:01:28But no,

01:01:29that can't be like this

01:01:30the first time,

01:01:31It has to be much more romantic,

01:01:32something we will always remember.

01:01:33I assure you that this

01:01:33I will remember it

01:01:34the rest of my life,

01:01:35Hey?

01:01:35Because it is reaching

01:01:35the condition of trauma.

01:01:37Listen,

01:01:37listen.

01:01:39Let me organize

01:01:39a romantic dinner

01:01:40and we do it tonight.

01:01:41We dress up for the party,

01:01:42we put it very low

01:01:43to the girl Pastori,

01:01:44candles, champagne.

01:01:45Carlos,

01:01:45how does this happen tonight?

01:01:46Tararí that I saw you,

01:01:47Hey?

01:01:49May I know?

01:01:49what are you laughing at?

01:01:50Tararí that I saw you,

01:01:51but that is still being said.

01:01:53Okay,

01:01:53sorry,

01:01:54sorry.

01:01:55Well,

01:01:55So what about dinner?

01:01:57At nine o'clock sharp

01:01:58and no wine,

01:01:59then we fell asleep.

01:02:00Okay, okay.

01:02:06That?

01:02:06How's everything going?

01:02:07Blessed God.

01:02:08There, there,

01:02:09practicing vocabulary.

01:02:11The score of Ave Maria.

01:02:13Children,

01:02:13Haven't you gone a bit too far?

01:02:15Let's see if we're going to look like

01:02:16fundamentalists.

01:02:17What's up?

01:02:17If we have asked him

01:02:18to the one in the antique shop.

01:02:19Look,

01:02:20let's put these photos

01:02:21that we have retouched

01:02:21on the computer.

01:02:22Paloma and you in the Vatican

01:02:23and in Lourdes with grandfather.

01:02:25Well,

01:02:25and we have caught movies,

01:02:26the ten commandments,

01:02:28king of kings,

01:02:28the last temptation of Christ.

01:02:30No,

01:02:30not that one.

01:02:31He's on the blacklist,

01:02:32haven't you seen it?

01:02:33No,

01:02:34is it cool?

01:02:34No.

01:02:36Hello.

01:02:37What's up ma'am?

01:02:37What are you doing here?

01:02:38Your children have told me

01:02:39sit me on the couch

01:02:40and knit.

01:02:41I am the grandmother.

01:02:41I have tried to bring mine,

01:02:43but the one from the residence

01:02:43He says that it is not advisable to move it too much.

01:02:45Besides,

01:02:46he is not in the asylum,

01:02:46is at home.

01:02:47That gives you more points.

01:02:48But if this lady does not rule,

01:02:50he's losing his mind.

01:02:51Well, that's it,

01:02:51what a grandmother is.

01:02:52Vicenta,

01:02:52no,

01:02:53no need,

01:02:54go home.

01:02:56But later,

01:02:57leave later,

01:02:57sit there,

01:02:59be quiet,

01:03:00and don't open your mouth.

01:03:06Father Paulino,

01:03:07TRUE?

01:03:08Indeed.

01:03:08No,

01:03:09please,

01:03:09Mr. Cuesta,

01:03:10No,

01:03:10you don't see me if you love her.

01:03:11I'm sorry,

01:03:12it is a tradition

01:03:12since I was little.

01:03:13I see a priest

01:03:14and I jump in.

01:03:16Look,

01:03:16This is Father Rafael,

01:03:18who is a prefect

01:03:19of school discipline.

01:03:20Delighted.

01:03:21Likewise.

01:03:21They go to work

01:03:22side by side

01:03:23whenever it's you

01:03:25job holder.

01:03:27Clear,

01:03:27clear,

01:03:28but sit down,

01:03:29please.

01:03:30They are José Miguel

01:03:31and Alexander,

01:03:32my children,

01:03:33and she is Vicenta,

01:03:34my mother,

01:03:35who is with us.

01:03:36The poor thing sometimes...

01:03:39Yeah.

01:03:40Well,

01:03:42Well, you can see them

01:03:43a family

01:03:44very close.

01:03:46Yeah,

01:03:46It helps a lot

01:03:47be united

01:03:47in the face of adversity.

01:03:48Yeah.

01:03:49My wife Paloma

01:03:50had an unfortunate accident

01:03:51in the yard

01:03:52and is in a coma.

01:03:54I'm afraid it's irreversible.

01:03:56And I carry

01:03:56with Christian resignation

01:03:57the heavy load

01:03:58of my three children.

01:03:59Ah,

01:03:59But does this have another son?

01:04:00Yeah,

01:04:01Natalia,

01:04:02but it's not here.

01:04:03Well,

01:04:04your faith

01:04:04has taken her

01:04:05to be a missionary

01:04:05in Rwanda.

01:04:07Don't tell me.

01:04:08Well,

01:04:09let's talk about work,

01:04:11Hey?

01:04:11The truth is that

01:04:12it has been a misfortune

01:04:13terrible

01:04:14what happened to him

01:04:15To Mr. Cazorla,

01:04:16Hey?

01:04:16Right now

01:04:17I would trade places with him.

01:04:18Yeah.

01:04:18Now he gets rid of it

01:04:19the worst, huh?

01:04:20The fifth evaluation.

01:04:21Now when the teachers

01:04:22we started receiving

01:04:23anonymous parents,

01:04:25you have to know how to handle that.

01:04:26Father, father,

01:04:27wait a moment,

01:04:27please.

01:04:29Mister,

01:04:31bless these peanuts

01:04:33and these pastries

01:04:34what are we going to take

01:04:35today.

01:04:36Amen.

01:04:38Amen.

01:04:39Forward.

01:04:40Ah, yes,

01:04:40of course.

01:04:42I screwed up.

01:04:44I should have gone to bed

01:04:44already with Lucia,

01:04:45I have a lot of pressure now.

01:04:46Male,

01:04:46is that you have been here for a week

01:04:47dating her.

01:04:48How have you not made progress?

01:04:49Well, because they told me

01:04:50no,

01:04:50that it was little by little.

01:04:51I don't.

01:04:51Never a tasty hearing

01:04:52get those words out

01:04:53from my mouth.

01:04:54Natalia and I

01:04:54we did it the first night

01:04:55in his father's car.

01:04:56I remember

01:04:57because it got stuck

01:04:57the zipper

01:04:58of the miniskirt

01:04:58and we had to roll it up

01:04:59there like...

01:05:00Hey,

01:05:00then still

01:05:01you have done nothing,

01:05:02No?

01:05:02But, damn,

01:05:03don't interrupt him.

01:05:04Lucia has given me

01:05:05an ultimatum.

01:05:06Or triumph in bed

01:05:07tonight

01:05:07Oh, tararí that I saw you

01:05:08exact words.

01:05:09Well that's how it is

01:05:09the university entrance exam,

01:05:10a toss-up.

01:05:11There you play it

01:05:11a whole letter.

01:05:12And Lucia,

01:05:13after being with me

01:05:14does not conform

01:05:14with anything.

01:05:16Hey,

01:05:16What if I fail?

01:05:17If I'm not up to par...

01:05:18Don't pressure yourself

01:05:19which is worse.

01:05:20Look, Emilio,

01:05:21from misfire to misfire.

01:05:22Yeah,

01:05:23hello.

01:05:24I wanted to order

01:05:25a dinner for tonight.

01:05:27Well, a romantic menu,

01:05:29I don't know,

01:05:29a first cream

01:05:30and second

01:05:31one of those

01:05:32dish for two people,

01:05:34in brackets.

01:05:35Don't eat too much for dinner

01:05:36which then yields less.

01:05:38Come on,

01:05:38don't fuck with me.

01:05:40This is more lost

01:05:41than Walter.

01:05:42They can't lie down.

01:05:43I have to do something somehow.

01:05:44Well, you have it difficult.

01:05:45because they have dinner at home.

01:05:46Man, Emilio,

01:05:47How is it at the urologist's?

01:05:48You are the shame

01:05:49of the family.

01:05:50Never a thin one

01:05:51I had left it for him

01:05:52to lift.

01:05:53Dad,

01:05:54It is called Gerecti dysfunction.

01:05:56And what did I tell you, damn it?

01:05:57That you didn't tell anything.

01:05:58Fuck,

01:05:59sorry.

01:05:59It's just that sometimes it comes out

01:06:00unintentionally the housewife

01:06:01that you carry inside.

01:06:02Well,

01:06:02And can yours be fixed?

01:06:04What did the doctor tell you?

01:06:05Well, he got me into it.

01:06:05a finger in the ass

01:06:06to tell me

01:06:06that what I have

01:06:07It's stress.

01:06:08I don't see him much.

01:06:09the relationship,

01:06:09oh well.

01:06:10That just happens

01:06:11to social security.

01:06:12I'm sorry, Emilio.

01:06:14And on top of that, Belén is there.

01:06:15laughing her head off.

01:06:16Me on all fours

01:06:17keeping an eye on the other

01:06:18through the mirror.

01:06:19In the end,

01:06:19everything is very sacred.

01:06:20Well, man,

01:06:22in the life of every man

01:06:23there is a before and after

01:06:24from the first review

01:06:24prostate.

01:06:25But let's see,

01:06:26Suppose I have stress.

01:06:27And what do I do?

01:06:28How do you get rid of that?

01:06:28That's for Carmen's sake.

01:06:30They know you've done wrong

01:06:31and your body talula

01:06:32the virile member

01:06:33as punishment.

01:06:34If it is that...

01:06:35it's obvious.

01:06:39If it is true,

01:06:39I'm a bastard.

01:06:41Equal,

01:06:41If you are honest with Carmen

01:06:42and you tell him the truth,

01:06:44you take that weight off

01:06:44of consciousness

01:06:45and things are working again.

01:06:47I'm going to call her.

01:06:52Hello darling.

01:06:54Look, we should see each other.

01:06:55because I have to tell you

01:06:56a very important thing.

01:06:57Okay, so tonight.

01:06:59Come on, goodbye.

01:07:01Okay, that's it.

01:07:02It's going to kill you.

01:07:05Emilio,

01:07:05I wanted to talk to you.

01:07:06Hey,

01:07:06I can't find a helper

01:07:07and I'm desperate.

01:07:08And I thought

01:07:09that since you clean well

01:07:10and you are not unemployed,

01:07:11Well, maybe you're interested.

01:07:12But what do you think?

01:07:12That after having me

01:07:13sent to hell

01:07:14to everyone as you have done

01:07:15I'm going to lower myself

01:07:16to work as a maid for you.

01:07:17I pay you 10 euros an hour.

01:07:20When do I start?

01:07:20This very night.

01:07:21They are going to bring us

01:07:22dinner at a restaurant.

01:07:23So you serve it.

01:07:24Do you have a vest bow tie?

01:07:25Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:07:26Okay, I'll see you later.

01:07:29Hey,

01:07:29Does anyone have one of those bow ties?

01:07:31Dude, you're a scab.

01:07:32I mean,

01:07:32Carlos is going to sleep with Lucía

01:07:33and you are going to serve them

01:07:34a romantic dinner.

01:07:35But what do you want me to do?

01:07:36I'm not going to feed myself

01:07:37only pork rinds.

01:07:38No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:07:39It's awesome.

01:07:41Emilio is going to be

01:07:41our Trojan horse

01:07:42tonight.

01:07:43Your what?

01:07:44Hey,

01:07:45don't fuck with me

01:07:46that I'm very stressed, huh?

01:07:47What do we have for dessert?

01:07:49Well,

01:07:49I don't know,

01:07:51strawberries with cream

01:07:52which is very erotic.

01:07:54Yeah,

01:07:54French champagne.

01:07:55Come on, thank you.

01:07:56Hey, kid,

01:07:57come here.

01:07:58I'm going to give you some advice,

01:07:59friend.

01:08:00Take a couple of these

01:08:01for tonight.

01:08:03That's what I take

01:08:04before going to bed

01:08:05when I want to dream

01:08:06beautiful things.

01:08:07But, Mariano,

01:08:08This is not for the impotence.

01:08:09Prevention is better than cure

01:08:10to cure.

01:08:11Take advantage,

01:08:12what is sex

01:08:13if doping is worth it.

01:08:14And when do I take them?

01:08:15I have dinner at nine.

01:08:16Well, take a couple of them.

01:08:17already.

01:08:18It's 50 euros.

01:08:19Both?

01:08:20Each one.

01:08:22If you like,

01:08:22you can get it

01:08:23over the internet,

01:08:24but I don't recommend it to you.

01:08:25There they cut it

01:08:26with talcum powder.

01:08:27Hala,

01:08:28to command.

01:08:30Ah,

01:08:30and another little tip.

01:08:32The first time

01:08:32don't set the bar too high,

01:08:34that then in the long run

01:08:35you pay for it.

01:08:37Hala,

01:08:37parading.

01:08:39Our congregation,

01:08:44Jesus' mercenaries,

01:08:46is dedicated to teaching

01:08:47for more than 30 years,

01:08:49of the highest quality.

01:08:51Here we prepare,

01:08:52above all,

01:08:53to future leaders

01:08:54and businessmen.

01:08:56With those prices.

01:08:58I mean that

01:08:59quite cheap,

01:08:59It seems to me,

01:09:00for training

01:09:01both academic

01:09:02as spiritual

01:09:02that students receive.

01:09:04Exactly.

01:09:06We hardly

01:09:06we won nothing.

01:09:08Teaching is for us

01:09:09a Christian obligation.

01:09:11It's a real miracle

01:09:12of the Lord

01:09:13which we can inaugurate

01:09:14briefly

01:09:15at our university

01:09:17private.

01:09:18You have to see it

01:09:18what we have talked about.

01:09:19Yeah?

01:09:19When you are not there

01:09:20chatting

01:09:21is that time passes.

01:09:21Well, I think that

01:09:24we no longer have

01:09:24no doubt, right?

01:09:25Some.

01:09:26I think Mr. Cuesta

01:09:27it's going to be the future

01:09:28head of studies.

01:09:30Hey, and how much?

01:09:31will it take you

01:09:32to join?

01:09:33I?

01:09:33Yeah.

01:09:34Tomorrow itself,

01:09:34if required.

01:09:36Oh!

01:09:39What's happening?

01:09:40Who has died?

01:09:41Nobody.

01:09:42It's Isabel,

01:09:43my sister.

01:09:44Excuse me for a moment.

01:09:45Good afternoon.

01:09:46Hello good.

01:09:47Hello.

01:09:48What's up, Juan?

01:09:49This is a joke,

01:09:50I don't understand anything.

01:09:51If it's not Halloween,

01:09:52What does Vicente do?

01:09:52dressed as a peasant?

01:09:54Sorry, sorry.

01:09:55Look, come,

01:09:56that I wanted to tell you.

01:09:59Poor aunt.

01:10:00She was hit by a car

01:10:01making the way

01:10:01from Santiago.

01:10:02Has not recovered

01:10:03altogether.

01:10:04Oh my God.

01:10:06How many misfortunes.

01:10:08We order every day

01:10:09for her.

01:10:13Juan, what's going on?

01:10:15Dear,

01:10:15they are making me

01:10:16an interview

01:10:16for work.

01:10:17This has to look like

01:10:18a traditional home.

01:10:19Ah,

01:10:20And you don't want to tell me?

01:10:21because I can't

01:10:22look traditional?

01:10:24Dear,

01:10:25you are a woman

01:10:26wonderful,

01:10:27but a bit peculiar.

01:10:29Ah, very well,

01:10:30well let me look

01:10:31in the closet

01:10:31let's see if I find

01:10:32the burqa.

01:10:33Listen,

01:10:33If they are already leaving,

01:10:34you just have to look like

01:10:35formal and say

01:10:36that you are my sister.

01:10:36With which sister

01:10:37Is Juan going to be there?

01:10:38If I am your sister.

01:10:39She's the neighbor across the street

01:10:40and goes with my aunt

01:10:41the day of the accident.

01:10:42He got the worst of it.

01:10:43I'm going, great lord,

01:10:44putting.

01:10:45How many sisters

01:10:46do you have?

01:10:47Really,

01:10:48siblings,

01:10:49we are all.

01:10:50Juan,

01:10:50why haven't you given it to him

01:10:51the accounts to the administrator?

01:10:52What are you,

01:10:53giving him the cold shoulder?

01:10:54Nieves,

01:10:54I'm talking to you now.

01:10:55I have a meeting

01:10:56with these gentlemen.

01:10:57No,

01:10:58Yes, I already know that for you

01:10:58I am always the last one.

01:11:00Why don't we pray?

01:11:03a rosary

01:11:04to get back on track

01:11:05this situation?

01:11:07I'm sorry,

01:11:08I have lied to you.

01:11:09Isabel is not my sister,

01:11:10is my partner.

01:11:11Oh yeah?

01:11:12Dad,

01:11:13you live in concubinage

01:11:14concupiscent.

01:11:15It's Alex,

01:11:15it is no longer necessary

01:11:16that you keep pretending.

01:11:17Ah,

01:11:17Well then I'm running away

01:11:18because surely Marisa

01:11:19and Concha

01:11:19they have gone to bingo.

01:11:21Hey, Mr. Cuesta,

01:11:22and that lady

01:11:23isn't she the grandmother either?

01:11:24No,

01:11:25Thank God

01:11:26She is the neighbor on the first floor.

01:11:27We are a family

01:11:28normal and current,

01:11:29Catholics,

01:11:29but not practitioners

01:11:30Why should we deceive ourselves?

01:11:32What's more,

01:11:32I feel very bad

01:11:33because I hit him with the racket

01:11:34to Cazorla On Purpose

01:11:35to get this job.

01:11:37Oh yeah?

01:11:38Oh yeah?

01:11:39Yeah.

01:11:40Well, you don't know.

01:11:41the favor he has done us.

01:11:42We didn't know how to take off

01:11:43the above.

01:11:44He was an unbearable man.

01:11:45Well,

01:11:46you are hired.

01:11:47I'll see you in an hour.

01:11:48at school.

01:11:49Father Rafael

01:11:50will show you the facilities.

01:11:52Don't you care?

01:11:53my family environment?

01:11:54No no,

01:11:55not at all yes.

01:11:55What we wanted to know

01:11:56It was his status.

01:11:57Well,

01:11:58and not pay him more

01:11:58than necessary.

01:12:00Speaking of paying,

01:12:01Couldn't you give me

01:12:02you an advance?

01:12:03No, no, no.

01:12:03No.

01:12:05No.

01:12:06And please,

01:12:09cut if you

01:12:09the beard, okay?

01:12:11Good.

01:12:11Yeah.

01:12:11A bit.

01:12:12I have given it to you.

01:12:13Bye bye.

01:12:16Juan,

01:12:16you have me in a mess.

01:12:18For the love of God,

01:12:18you are not one of those who go

01:12:19swinging rackets

01:12:20for life.

01:12:21That ver,

01:12:21unemployment is hard.

01:12:22It is very difficult

01:12:23have principles

01:12:23when they call you

01:12:24from the bank constantly

01:12:24because your account

01:12:25is in the red.

01:12:27And what for me?

01:12:28I'm going to the bedroom.

01:12:29Do you see the amount?

01:12:29of nonsense

01:12:30what do you make me do

01:12:30when do you infame me?

01:12:33Dad,

01:12:37deluxe.

01:12:38Do you already have a job?

01:12:39Yeah,

01:12:40but until the end of the month

01:12:41they don't pay me.

01:12:42So I am as I was.

01:12:45First I met Diego,

01:12:46who is Lucia's brother

01:12:47and I loved it.

01:12:49What happens is that

01:12:49had just gotten married

01:12:51with a dangerous crazy woman

01:12:52but he fell in love with me

01:12:53or at least

01:12:54that's what the jewel said

01:12:55and we started dating.

01:12:56Then Bea decided

01:12:57that we had to hire

01:12:58to a babysitter.

01:12:59Well,

01:12:59to a babysitter

01:13:00because Abel appeared

01:13:01that was perfect.

01:13:03much calmer.

01:13:05So I had

01:13:05where to choose

01:13:06but they took advantage

01:13:08of my doubts

01:13:08and they got into a fight with each other

01:13:10and now with what

01:13:10of gay weddings

01:13:11they have married.

01:13:13Look at things

01:13:14that happen in life,

01:13:14No?

01:13:15How strong.

01:13:15Yes, yes,

01:13:16It looks like you haven't lost

01:13:17time, huh?

01:13:19Well,

01:13:20and you

01:13:21how are you?

01:13:23Have

01:13:23couple?

01:13:25Well then,

01:13:26Well,

01:13:26couple,

01:13:27what is said

01:13:28couple,

01:13:28No,

01:13:28oh well,

01:13:30I met a boy

01:13:31in London.

01:13:31No!

01:13:32Don't tell me,

01:13:32I don't want to know.

01:13:33Hey,

01:13:33you told me

01:13:34your thing with hair

01:13:34and signs, huh?

01:13:35But it's not the same,

01:13:36I am much more sensitive

01:13:37that you,

01:13:37These things affect me.

01:13:38One moment,

01:13:39you're telling me

01:13:40that I am not sensitive.

01:13:41Fernando,

01:13:41don't compare,

01:13:42emotionally

01:13:43you have always been

01:13:44much more heterosexual

01:13:45that I.

01:13:45Let's not start

01:13:46with the heterosexual theme,

01:13:47Hey?

01:13:47I don't want to talk about that,

01:13:48No?

01:13:48What's happening,

01:13:49that you have gone to bed

01:13:49with a woman?

01:13:50No!

01:13:51Have I told you?

01:13:51that I have gone to bed

01:13:51with a woman?

01:13:52Oh,

01:13:52if he has put you

01:13:53suddenly a face

01:13:54of vagina

01:13:54that you can't handle her.

01:13:55Mauri,

01:14:03Bring them back!

01:14:04Bring them back!

01:14:06Bring them back!

01:14:07Please sit down!

01:14:08Yessss!

01:14:09If they don't dare.

01:14:10It's like when we see

01:14:11the TV, damn it,

01:14:12who cannot remain silent.

01:14:13You'll see

01:14:14how they are cut now.

01:14:15Are you comfortable?

01:14:16Do you want some pipes?

01:14:17some popcorn?

01:14:18If a hot dog

01:14:19I was already taking it.

01:14:21Fernando!

01:14:21You have to come back,

01:14:23Mauri is having a terrible time.

01:14:24Lady,

01:14:25I'm already dragging myself,

01:14:26thank you so much.

01:14:28You can't pay attention.

01:14:29I've missed you so much.

01:14:31So?

01:14:32That?

01:14:38Go on.

01:14:39No, that's it.

01:14:40And what did that mean?

01:14:42Well, that's it,

01:14:42I wanted you to know

01:14:43that I have missed you so much

01:14:44and what if you do it to me too,

01:14:46I think so,

01:14:47Well, that...

01:14:48probably

01:14:49we could go back,

01:14:50No?

01:14:51Let him answer!

01:14:53Let him answer!

01:14:54Let him answer!

01:14:56Is it to kill them?

01:14:57or is it not to kill them?

01:15:01So what?

01:15:02Should we try it or not?

01:15:04I have to think about it.

01:15:10Now I have to think about it,

01:15:11but maybe a little less.

01:15:13We call each other.

01:15:14Okay.

01:15:17That?

01:15:19He got married.

01:15:20Crossbows!

01:15:24Yeah,

01:15:25he was seen.

01:15:34But is this zucchini cream?

01:15:36Is it orange?

01:15:36Because they will put any nonsense on it

01:15:38to justify the dive.

01:15:39Come on,

01:15:40take out the sound-absorbing devices.

01:15:41Come on, I'll finish.

01:15:42to find a job

01:15:43and I'm already poisoning

01:15:44to my boss.

01:15:45No,

01:15:45you are making it a reality

01:15:45the dream of any average Spaniard.

01:15:47Besides,

01:15:47it is not poisoning him,

01:15:48is to put him to sleep a little

01:15:49so that he doesn't succeed with Lucia.

01:15:51How's it going?

01:15:52That's it.

01:15:53Get in,

01:15:54Carlos is coming.

01:15:57As soon as you say,

01:15:58we already served him for dinner.

01:15:59Okay.

01:16:00Kid,

01:16:02I mean,

01:16:02what a joy,

01:16:03No?

01:16:03Be quiet.

01:16:04That it's your father's fault,

01:16:05who gave me two Viagras.

01:16:07But what does he resort to?

01:16:08the gentleman to chemistry?

01:16:09If everything is here.

01:16:10I'm ready now.

01:16:11No,

01:16:11and he too.

01:16:13Hello.

01:16:14I already serve the first ones,

01:16:15No?

01:16:16What do you mean you serve first?

01:16:18I have hired her as an assistant.

01:16:19Emilio?

01:16:20Yeah,

01:16:20Pussy,

01:16:21what's happening?

01:16:21How pretty you are,

01:16:23No?

01:16:23Yeah.

01:16:24Because you don't sit down.

01:16:25Okay.

01:16:27Carlos,

01:16:28is something wrong?

01:16:29No,

01:16:30No,

01:16:30Do you want champagne?

01:16:34Phew,

01:16:34I see another one,

01:16:35No?

01:16:35I see him as very bold.

01:16:37Don't you see how it is?

01:16:38Already,

01:16:38already.

01:16:39What is the dish?

01:16:41Hey,

01:16:41How could you not know?

01:16:43But why does he touch them?

01:16:45Paco,

01:16:45I have brought you here

01:16:45so that you can help me,

01:16:46not for me to sink.

01:16:47Hey,

01:16:47What do we do?

01:16:49Emilio,

01:16:49if it already serves the first ones,

01:16:50please.

01:16:50Hey,

01:16:51Yeah,

01:16:51immediately.

01:16:52Well, let it be what I want.

01:16:59Hey?

01:17:00That?

01:17:01All good?

01:17:07Emilio,

01:17:08I've been waiting for you for ten minutes,

01:17:09that I have things to do.

01:17:10Hey,

01:17:11who was working,

01:17:12Hey?

01:17:12Clear,

01:17:12as you have already forgotten

01:17:13what's that.

01:17:14What's happening?

01:17:15Do you already have coverage?

01:17:16Come on,

01:17:17let's go inside.

01:17:18Hey,

01:17:18no.

01:17:19Yes?

01:17:19No,

01:17:20that I have called Carmen

01:17:20and he's coming here.

01:17:22I'm going to tell you about ours.

01:17:23Ah,

01:17:24very good.

01:17:24Come on,

01:17:25see you later.

01:17:25Hey,

01:17:25hey,

01:17:26hey,

01:17:26these things of the two

01:17:27and we are both going to tell them.

01:17:29But what are you going to do?

01:17:30Don't involve me,

01:17:31it's not my problem.

01:17:32But how is it not your problem?

01:17:33if my fuses have blown

01:17:34for cheating on him

01:17:35to Carmen with you?

01:17:36It's that remorse

01:17:37that pulls down

01:17:37and I go and it doesn't go up anymore.

01:17:39Hello.

01:17:40Hello.

01:17:42Hello,

01:17:42dear,

01:17:43we have to talk.

01:17:44You will see that in life

01:17:45sometimes things

01:17:46Well, they don't turn out the way you want,

01:17:48No?

01:17:49It's like when you're on the highway

01:17:51and suddenly one gets into you

01:17:52without turn signal.

01:17:54There you really have a doubt,

01:17:56No?

01:17:56What I do?

01:17:57Should I accelerate?

01:17:58Brake?

01:17:58Emilio,

01:17:59what's happening?

01:18:00I'll explain it to you.

01:18:01Something very serious has happened.

01:18:03that Emilio doesn't dare to tell you

01:18:05because he is afraid

01:18:07that it ends your relationship.

01:18:09Yeah.

01:18:10But what happened?

01:18:12That he has been fired from his job.

01:18:13But I love you

01:18:14and I don't know what really happened to me,

01:18:15Hey?

01:18:16That?

01:18:17In 15 days he has to leave the goal.

01:18:20Well, in 14.

01:18:21But, darling,

01:18:21Why haven't you told me anything?

01:18:24Well, because he was embarrassed.

01:18:25Clear,

01:18:25First I was kicked out of university,

01:18:27then I got fired from my job

01:18:28and I was afraid

01:18:30that you will also kick me out of your life.

01:18:31But what nonsense is that,

01:18:32my love,

01:18:32but with how much I love you,

01:18:33I will always be with you

01:18:34for whatever you need me for.

01:18:35Already,

01:18:36But I had a hunch about that,

01:18:37What happens is that how it has come together

01:18:38with yesterday's misfire...

01:18:39Oh,

01:18:39but if nothing happens,

01:18:40man,

01:18:41Oh,

01:18:41how silly you are.

01:18:42Oh,

01:18:42my life.

01:18:48Our life is already redecorated.

01:18:50What to do

01:18:50to raise a father.

01:18:52Well,

01:18:52plug in the console

01:18:53and everything will return to normal.

01:18:54Did you save the game?

01:18:56No.

01:18:56Don't tell me we have to go back.

01:18:57to rob the casino.

01:18:59Guys,

01:19:00I'm back in the fold

01:19:01of the working population.

01:19:02I have signed a contract

01:19:03for the remainder of the course

01:19:04and another one,

01:19:04in a footballer's style.

01:19:06What facilities.

01:19:07Olympic swimming pool,

01:19:09racecourse,

01:19:09three assembly halls

01:19:10and in the chapel

01:19:11They have a pantheon

01:19:12where they are buried

01:19:13all directors.

01:19:14Ah,

01:19:14and the best thing is that they have issued you

01:19:16to you in the middle of the course.

01:19:17What are you saying?

01:19:18I prefer to study

01:19:18as a freelancer.

01:19:19Well,

01:19:20The important thing is that I have put

01:19:21end to this bad streak.

01:19:22What a stroke of luck,

01:19:23dad.

01:19:24Juan,

01:19:25we're going to have to put

01:19:26an alarm clock in the bathtub.

01:19:27I fell asleep

01:19:28and look,

01:19:29how they have been left to me

01:19:30the fingers.

01:19:32Have you signed the contract?

01:19:34Congratulations, dear!

01:19:35Come on,

01:19:36get dressed,

01:19:36let's celebrate it

01:19:37in style.

01:19:38A seafood platter!

01:19:39I take the jacket

01:19:39and we leave.

01:19:40No, Alex,

01:19:40a romantic seafood platter.

01:19:41Oh, sorry.

01:19:42Hey,

01:19:43what an illusion,

01:19:43now we can pay half and half.

01:19:46By the way,

01:19:46the administrator has come

01:19:47through the account books.

01:19:48Again,

01:19:49It's heavy, isn't it?

01:19:50Yeah,

01:19:50I called him.

01:19:52They were below

01:19:52from Josemi's bed.

01:19:54How are you going to find them?

01:19:54if you keep them there?

01:19:56How did you even think of giving them to them?

01:19:58Why didn't you call me before?

01:19:59Man,

01:20:00I think he has to have them.

01:20:02What's happening?

01:20:02Did you keep any photos?

01:20:03of someone naked?

01:20:05No,

01:20:06that I've been taking money

01:20:07from the community account.

01:20:08He's going to find me out.

01:20:11What have you done?

01:20:11That?

01:20:12That I've been taking money

01:20:13from the community account.

01:20:14He's going to find me out.

01:20:14I've heard you.

01:20:17How did you come up with it?

01:20:19Oh my God,

01:20:20Why didn't you ask me?

01:20:21No, no, no, no.

01:20:22You know I can't stand it

01:20:23to be a kept man.

01:20:24Ah, very good.

01:20:25And you prefer that I keep you

01:20:26Nieves, Concha, Marisa?

01:20:28I mean,

01:20:28the people who love you.

01:20:31I need a maliniana from you!

01:20:36Juan,

01:20:37set up the bar.

01:20:38The administrator

01:20:39has summoned

01:20:39urgent meeting.

01:20:40How does it not come together?

01:20:41Yes, it's no longer time.

01:20:42This man

01:20:43he is breaking the rules.

01:20:44Have you already burned out on age?

01:20:46Better,

01:20:46if there is nothing on TV.

01:20:48This is the game

01:20:49of the mafias

01:20:49that I like.

01:20:50Make room for me.

01:20:51I'm packing my suitcase.

01:20:53Probably

01:20:53if we leave one by one

01:20:54they don't realize.

01:20:56Costs.

01:20:56Take out the chair.

01:21:02We'd better move on.

01:21:03from the second course, right?

01:21:04You better take this off him, okay?

01:21:15Okay.

01:21:16I'm taking off my weather now.

01:21:17You'll see.

01:21:18It's going to be a memorable night.

01:21:19You will never forget it.

01:21:23Oh,

01:21:23I changed my plans.

01:21:24Take it away from me.

01:21:25Now yes.

01:21:26Here.

01:21:27No, no, no.

01:21:28Here, here.

01:21:29On the side.

01:21:30Okay.

01:21:30Sorry.

01:21:37Well, don't worry, Carlos,

01:21:40that this model

01:21:41bra

01:21:41you know him.

01:21:42It is a simple triple hitch

01:21:44hook-shaped

01:21:45that with a

01:21:46mere movement

01:21:48wrist

01:21:49and fingers

01:21:49gets hooked.

01:21:51But it gets hooked

01:21:52because it's new.

01:21:53Yes, yes.

01:21:54Five seconds.

01:21:57Lucia?

01:21:58Lucia?

01:21:59What's the matter?

01:22:01Have you fallen asleep?

01:22:03It took me a long time.

01:22:05Well,

01:22:07you stay here

01:22:07because I believe

01:22:08that there was a little while

01:22:09emergencies.

01:22:14I'm sorry to call you.

01:22:15at this time

01:22:15but gravity

01:22:16of the situation

01:22:17so requires.

01:22:18I have some news

01:22:19what to give them.

01:22:20One moment.

01:22:21Mr. Navarro,

01:22:22if you don't mind,

01:22:22I prefer to be me

01:22:23whoever says so.

01:22:25Yeah,

01:22:26I've done it.

01:22:27I have taken money

01:22:28of the accounts

01:22:28of the community.

01:22:29But he had a good reason.

01:22:31You don't know

01:22:32what it's like to be unemployed.

01:22:34See how they stack up

01:22:34the bills,

01:22:35how your children

01:22:36They ask you for your pay

01:22:36on Sundays,

01:22:37see how it lights up

01:22:38the check light

01:22:38from the car

01:22:39and you don't have

01:22:39not even to change it

01:22:40the oil.

01:22:41If in your chest

01:22:42it's still beating

01:22:43a heart,

01:22:44I'm sure you know

01:22:45understand me

01:22:46and forgive me.

01:22:46No,

01:22:47if I was going

01:22:48to say

01:22:48is that I thought

01:22:50hire

01:22:50to a service

01:22:51external

01:22:51cleaning

01:22:52for the community,

01:22:53there are sufficient funds.

01:22:55Oh well,

01:22:55as a first point

01:22:56of the day,

01:22:57this one too

01:22:58it's very nice.

01:22:58Sausage,

01:22:59I've been here for 13 years

01:23:01saying it.

01:23:02Corrupt,

01:23:03you are the roldan

01:23:03of the building.

01:23:04Juan,

01:23:05this dad

01:23:06you have to know.

01:23:07You are no longer

01:23:08a slope.

01:23:08If you give them

01:23:09the reason,

01:23:10you are a thief.

01:23:11Juanito,

01:23:12those things

01:23:12they do not recognize each other,

01:23:14They only create tension.

01:23:15I promise you

01:23:16that I am going to return

01:23:16down to the last peseta.

01:23:17Do you want to deceive them?

01:23:18If they no longer exist

01:23:19the pesetas.

01:23:20Pillage,

01:23:21we are going to take things.

01:23:23For me the console.

01:23:24And the pulares

01:23:25of the herbs.

01:23:27Oh,

01:23:27It suits me very well

01:23:28the little jacket

01:23:29by José Emil.

01:23:30Well,

01:23:30I'm going home.

01:23:31When they come

01:23:32the riot police

01:23:32let me know.

01:23:34Ladies,

01:23:35do me a favor

01:23:36to stay still.

01:23:37I don't want violence

01:23:38I'm making a heron out of them.

01:23:39That I

01:23:40the boy takes it.

01:23:41And you do something.

01:23:43Well, what better?

01:23:43we left the meeting

01:23:44for tomorrow,

01:23:45Hey?

01:23:45I love

01:23:46this community.

01:23:48Mrs. Conta,

01:23:48leave the TV,

01:23:49that he is going to hurt himself.

01:23:50Go away,

01:23:51Mr. Cuesta.

01:23:53Go away!

01:23:54I don't have a job,

01:23:55I don't have a home,

01:23:56I don't have erections.

01:23:58I cheated on my girlfriend

01:23:59and I am not able

01:23:59to tell him.

01:24:01My life is a complete failure.

01:24:03Well yes,

01:24:03the truth is yes.

01:24:05Dad,

01:24:05you are supposed to

01:24:06Now you should cheer me up,

01:24:07No?

01:24:07It is that the facts

01:24:08They are devastating.

01:24:09What are we going to do now?

01:24:10Where are we going to go?

01:24:11And what do I know?

01:24:11come.

01:24:12Dad,

01:24:12go to sleep.

01:24:13Son,

01:24:14I want you to know one thing.

01:24:15Whatever happens,

01:24:16I will always be by your side.

01:24:17What are you telling me?

01:24:18To cheer me up

01:24:18or to sink further?

01:24:19Neither of these things.

01:24:21Transmits information.

01:24:23Well,

01:24:23look,

01:24:23at least I found

01:24:24job.

01:24:25Yeah,

01:24:26of assistant.

01:24:27Daily

01:24:28do they seem more to you?

01:24:29to your mother.

01:24:30Look,

01:24:30Well, you've already touched me

01:24:30the eggs.

01:24:31Wow!

01:24:32To sleep on the stairs.

01:24:33No no,

01:24:33I'm already asleep.

01:24:34Dad,

01:24:35I won't tell you twice,

01:24:36Hey?

01:24:39Oh,

01:24:39fuck,

01:24:40host,

01:24:40I put it in from the mustache.

01:24:41To the stairs,

01:24:42I told you.

01:24:44Hey?

01:24:44Viva!

01:24:46Viva!

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