Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x23 - Erase un vicio - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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A raíz de un conato de incendio por una colilla, prohíben fumar en el edificio. Los fumadores son en su mayoría no propietarios, como Belén y Emilio, que intentan desengancharse juntos con consecuencias imprevisibles. Roberto, desesperado por recuperar a Lucía, finge estar con Belén, pero Lucía se lo cree y piensa que hacen muy buena pareja. Por último, Mauri también tiene problemas, se aproxima la fecha de la boda de Abel y Diego y no tiene con quien ir.

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00:01:32What's that?

00:01:32Nothing, a slot machine we bought for the urban design video store.

00:01:37Well, it looks like a parking meter to me.

00:01:38But slot machines, just slot machines.

00:01:40We took it from the square, Mr. Juan, which was a little weak.

00:01:43This is robbery.

00:01:45You are spurring innocent citizens, good people.

00:01:47The child, who is gifted, comes up with ideas all the time.

00:01:50And my father, who lets himself be influenced by him, well...

00:01:52So right now I'm seizing all this money and returning it anonymously to the city council.

00:01:56Oh, but how much is there here?

00:01:57In the mornings we usually take out around 100 euros.

00:01:59Then in the afternoon it goes down a bit.

00:02:01And this with a parking meter.

00:02:02Imagine the clever mayor who has 500.

00:02:04Do the math.

00:02:06Well, I'm going to allow it because it discourages the use of private vehicles.

00:02:09and promotes public transport.

00:02:11So beneficial for the environment

00:02:12as for the achievement of the objectives of the Kyoto Protocol

00:02:15which this community unanimously approved at an ordinary meeting.

00:02:19If we did it for that, dad.

00:02:20Pragmatic environmentalism.

00:02:22Sustainable development. It's been invented.

00:02:24Come on, help me put it back.

00:02:32In any case, the profits will always be shared by the board.

00:02:35And a percentage will have to be dedicated

00:02:37to community infrastructure improvements.

00:02:40I'm Juan. Water, water.

00:02:44Good morning. We'll help you.

00:02:47This is falling apart.

00:02:54If the anchors fail, I'm going to have to file a complaint.

00:02:58So watch this carefully, because I have to go get the bread.

00:03:01I really don't understand where my taxes go.

00:03:04Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:10Not here, not here.

00:03:12Every day is like this.

00:03:14I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:17I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:19I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:03:21Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:24Not here, not here.

00:03:25No, no, no.

00:03:26Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:28Not here, not here.

00:03:30No no.

00:03:30House on the beginning of the party.

00:03:32I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:35The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:03:37I can't stand this place.

00:03:39The neighbors have all my neighbors.

00:03:41If not, come to my apartment.

00:03:42Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:03:44Where clowns cry, Paco, they rob us.

00:03:46And stones always have something to tell.

00:03:49Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:03:53You in an earthquake and a mudhole.

00:03:57Yeah.

00:03:58And you walk up this ladder.

00:04:01Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:05Not here, not here.

00:04:07Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:09Days are like that.

00:04:11You can't imagine when I came here.

00:04:14I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:16And I wake up his little mouth on the chop.

00:04:18Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:21Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:23Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:26No.

00:04:31Juan, darling, but why do you keep setting your alarm at the same time?

00:04:39if you no longer have to go to work?

00:04:41Are you unemployed, dear?

00:04:43Let yourself live.

00:04:45It's just that if I stay in bed, I get depressed.

00:04:47In addition, it is good to maintain the biological clock schedule.

00:04:50Because if not, hormonal imbalances occur.

00:04:53Already.

00:04:53So, you mean if you wake up later, you get chesty.

00:04:58Hey, it doesn't smell weird.

00:04:59Mariano is here with the barbecues.

00:05:02As soon as the weather gets nice, take out all the single shirts.

00:05:06Oh!

00:05:07At eight in the morning, a barbecue?

00:05:10That man really has hormonal imbalances.

00:05:12You'll see, like any day we have a fire or something.

00:05:14Well, tell him something, because then my clothes will smell like Creole chorizo.

00:05:22Fuck, fire.

00:05:23You are looking at the patio.

00:05:24That one, let's see, takes the children.

00:05:26I?

00:05:27But there was no power here?

00:05:28What do you tell them?

00:05:33No.

00:05:36Juan, if you're going to burn down the building to collect the insurance,

00:05:38They send neighbors to circulate to save their lives, more than anything.

00:05:40Mauri, you haven't provoked.

00:05:41Not for me, at least.

00:05:42Now, if things are done behind my back, I'll back off.

00:05:46We're all going to die.

00:05:48I without knowing love.

00:05:49Don't worry, nothing has been lost.

00:05:50Come on, let's move on.

00:05:51Let Concha know.

00:05:52You tell her.

00:05:53He has an awakening.

00:05:54Well, almost when the firefighters come.

00:05:59What's happening?

00:06:01Oh, join!

00:06:04Emilio, the patio is on fire.

00:06:05Haven't you noticed?

00:06:06But, Mr. Juan, how am I going to realize?

00:06:08At this hour I don't even know who I am, where I come from, or where I'm going.

00:06:10Where are you going?

00:06:11Go for the fire extinguisher?

00:06:12Ah, but it works.

00:06:14Let's see, please, it's not time.

00:06:16Noise is the average Spanish.

00:06:23Should I shit on my stonewashed jeans?

00:06:26Let's see, one, pull the ring to break the security seal.

00:06:30Two, direct the stream towards the base of the fire.

00:06:33There is no base, it is very dispersed.

00:06:34Mr. Juan, that extends to the Concha strip, it's the burning colossus, eh?

00:06:38Chorizo, you're going to pay for that one because it was from the pharmacy.

00:06:42Let's see, please, is this fire type A, B or C?

00:06:46But, damn, you have to give a T, right?

00:06:47It's like, no, we're not going to, please.

00:06:49Please tell me about the noise.

00:06:51Move aside, I'm coming.

00:06:52Careful, careful.

00:06:54Wow, that's great!

00:06:55This might help clean the oven.

00:06:57Now we test.

00:06:58Wow, what a fire department, huh?

00:07:00I'm going to see from above.

00:07:02I feel very safe with a gay person in the community.

00:07:04I saw that I had more.

00:07:05We have to find her a boyfriend.

00:07:06You can now return home.

00:07:08This is under control.

00:07:09Yes, there is then an isolated focus in a sock, but come on.

00:07:12Oh, I don't want to see any more.

00:07:17Good thing I was here, huh?

00:07:19Yes, thank you very much, Belén.

00:07:22But this smells like lemon and lime.

00:07:24It was dishwater or dirty water.

00:07:26What a son of a bitch, look how she hides.

00:07:28As?

00:07:28Could the clothes have caught fire like that all of a sudden?

00:07:31Behold!

00:07:32That was it!

00:07:33Here we are with the damn tobacco.

00:07:35What do I do, Mr. Juan?

00:07:37I label it as exhibit A.

00:07:39Oh!

00:07:41What is this?

00:07:42The spring festival?

00:07:44Come on, they're waiting for me!

00:07:45Come on, pull.

00:07:48Come on.

00:07:52Dorisa!

00:07:53You're dead!

00:07:54You missed me!

00:07:57No, it's that Agüiter has been arrested.

00:07:59Tax evasion.

00:08:00Madam, please put out your cigarette.

00:08:02What's happening?

00:08:03Owners, tenants, with neighbors all.

00:08:05I have gathered you together to discuss the incident that occurred this morning.

00:08:08and that has almost cost us all our lives.

00:08:10The community pays for my belt.

00:08:12Yes, ma'am, and me the shirts.

00:08:13No, no, no, not those, they are very expensive.

00:08:15Well, I'm out of underwear.

00:08:17Let's see what I wear now.

00:08:18Do you have sales?

00:08:20My friend, the ligra is very pretty, but you wouldn't believe how it burns.

00:08:22The Windsor thing was something they left hanging, for sure.

00:08:26Let's see, we've all lost beloved items in that yard.

00:08:29No, not me, I have a dryer.

00:08:31How do you take advantage of your cock to scrub?

00:08:34The dryer in the long run ruins clothes.

00:08:36Okay, but at least it doesn't smell like fried food.

00:08:38One day when loading the suitcase into the airplane's armadito

00:08:40Your blouse is going to split in the back like the flight attendant's in the commercial.

00:08:43What bad luck the poor thing was that they recorded her.

00:08:45Let's focus.

00:08:47The cause of the fire was this.

00:08:48A cigarette butt.

00:08:50And this, in a wooden building, is a weapon of mass destruction.

00:08:53Correct.

00:08:54So I propose a complete ban on smoking in our community.

00:08:57Well, it's not that bad, is it?

00:08:58Yes of course.

00:08:59I'd rather go without sex.

00:09:01Liar.

00:09:02Don't you have any of that anymore?

00:09:03Ask Gunter.

00:09:04Juan, don't be a fundamentalist, it was an isolated accident.

00:09:07Andrés, it's time to let go, because there are days when you're breathless.

00:09:11Hey, why are you calling me if I don't smoke?

00:09:13Me neither, but I'm open to debate.

00:09:15You don't smoke, but Belén does, and Mariano, Emilio, Andrés, Marisa.

00:09:20The smoke from a single cigarette lingers in the air for six hours.

00:09:23And it contains four thousand carcinogenic substances, cyanide, lead, benzopyrene...

00:09:28Well, with everything it comes with, I even find it cheap.

00:09:31I am a smoker and I tell you that tobacco kills.

00:09:33Emilio, please distribute these flyers later.

00:09:37Dude, that's creepy. What's this photo of?

00:09:38It is a lung with emphysema.

00:09:40Tobacco causes lung cancer, laryngeal cancer, esophageal cancer, chronic bronchitis, and skin aging.

00:09:45Damn, since he's unemployed, now he wants to teach us.

00:09:48It's hard, you're on a monkey's tail.

00:09:50Okay, no smoking in the common areas.

00:09:53That's it, anything else?

00:09:54No, no, no, no, no.

00:09:54For safety reasons, smoking is also prohibited in the homes.

00:09:57Votes in favor?

00:09:58Fascist! John Hitler!

00:09:59Stop, stop, but how can I not smoke in my own house?

00:10:03It's not yours, it's mine.

00:10:05You burned my sofa with a cigarette butt.

00:10:08Madam, I should have thrown away that sofa a long time ago.

00:10:10I support the ban, as I have a small child and I don't want him to be raised in a corrupt environment.

00:10:14Prove that there is no vice in your house.

00:10:15This is an outrage against human dignity.

00:10:18I say no to the nicotirazo.

00:10:20Well, thank goodness it doesn't matter what you say, because you're not the owner.

00:10:24That's also true. When you're right, I'll give it to you.

00:10:27Mr. Juan, my job is very stressful. Without tobacco, I don't know if I'll be able to keep smiling.

00:10:31You'll have a nicer look. Tobacco stains teeth.

00:10:33Maybe not now, but I'm sure that in time you will all appreciate my proposal.

00:10:38Votes in favor of a total ban on smoking in the building.

00:10:43Approved by absolute majority.

00:10:45But hey, this is mind-blowing.

00:10:46Yes, Belén. If you take the opportunity to leave him.

00:10:48I want to say that in my karaoke video store, smokers will be very welcome and treated like human beings.

00:10:54Whenever you consume.

00:10:55I'm going to try to quit, but it's been a long time.

00:10:58My love, I'll help you. You have to exercise.

00:11:00This one has another heart attack.

00:11:02If you want, I can help you with acupuncture.

00:11:04Because tobacco obstructs the flow of the body's energy.

00:11:07What the needles in the ears do is restore the energy system.

00:11:10And so you eliminate the dependency.

00:11:12Thirty euros per session.

00:11:13Thirty euros to pierce my ears.

00:11:15Come on, man.

00:11:16Then I also do naturopathic treatments, which help with lung drainage.

00:11:21I don't drain anything because anything can come out of there.

00:11:24This lady has enough tar to pave the entire street.

00:11:26Come on, let's all make an effort.

00:11:29Smoking is going to end.

00:11:30The balls.

00:11:31Marisa.

00:11:36You were a hit with your date last night.

00:11:37What a long time to get home.

00:11:38What quote? I'm coming from a meeting.

00:11:40The date was a failure. The nights were spent in bed.

00:11:42So, the dermatologist is fine, right?

00:11:44She was a crazy woman and I don't like crazy women.

00:11:45But why does being gay mean you have to be bold?

00:11:48I don't have a pen.

00:11:49Sometimes when you emphasize.

00:11:52Well, but you emphasize very little, huh?

00:11:53This is bullshit.

00:11:55Tomorrow those two traitors are getting married and I have no one to go to the wedding with.

00:11:58I need a proper guy.

00:12:00Why don't you send it to me?

00:12:01Then go alone.

00:12:02No, I'm just not going.

00:12:04Well, don't go then.

00:12:05But how could I not go, Bea? I have to go.

00:12:07But never alone.

00:12:08He would be the defeated one, the humiliated one.

00:12:09The one who, look at him, poor thing, this is the one who thought he had the two of them behind him.

00:12:13There is no way, just never.

00:12:15I need to go to that wedding with Brad Pitt, George Clooney, or Ramón García.

00:12:19I don't care anymore, I'm desperate.

00:12:20With whoever.

00:12:20It's my time, my revenge.

00:12:22Well, tell a neighbor to go with you, I don't know.

00:12:24Of course, I walk through the door with Juan Cuesta holding my hand.

00:12:26Bea, please, either help or shut up.

00:12:30Do you want me to go with you?

00:12:31See? You're already starting to help.

00:12:33Please, Bea, come with me.

00:12:34I'm not going to be able to bear it alone.

00:12:35I'm breaking down.

00:12:37Let's go with Ezequiel in a happy family plan.

00:12:39Okay, but let's see what I wear.

00:12:40And the kid and I are going shopping.

00:12:43What size are you?

00:12:44Oh, well, look, the pants are a six-month size, but be careful with the rise because of the diaper.

00:12:47And then if you take a shirt...

00:12:49It doesn't matter.

00:12:49...that the neck...

00:12:50Leave it.

00:12:50Come here.

00:12:51That we finished early.

00:12:52Come on, my love.

00:12:53Let's see how you dress it for me.

00:12:54Well, very cute.

00:12:56Thank you so much.

00:12:56Bea, you don't know how important this is to me.

00:13:00Come on, my mother.

00:13:02I'm glad to see you too.

00:13:03Hello.

00:13:04Dear.

00:13:05Look.

00:13:08Do you like these sandals?

00:13:10185 euros.

00:13:11Yes, they are very pretty, but what's wrong with you?

00:13:12Why are you walking like that?

00:13:13You look like María del Monte when they put heels on you.

00:13:14Oh, why are you guys crushing me?

00:13:16Look at my pinky.

00:13:17Oh, poor thing.

00:13:19Let's see what I wear tomorrow.

00:13:21Because?

00:13:21Where are you going?

00:13:22What do you mean, where am I going?

00:13:23Don't you remember anymore?

00:13:24Are we having my sister's wedding?

00:13:26Tomorrow.

00:13:27We have to leave soon.

00:13:28It's 300 kilometers.

00:13:29It is true that it is outside.

00:13:30Hey, how do you get along with your sister?

00:13:33Bea, we said we were going and we can't back out.

00:13:36Plus, my whole family is looking forward to meeting you.

00:13:38Why me?

00:13:39Oh, I don't know.

00:13:40Because you're my girlfriend.

00:13:43Are you okay?

00:13:44Yes, yes.

00:13:45It's just that this wedding thing makes me very nervous.

00:13:47Well.

00:13:48I'm going for a walk to see if I can get used to it.

00:13:52Hey, what?

00:13:53You'll see how much fun we're going to have.

00:13:55Yeah.

00:13:58Oh!

00:14:01If this is humiliating.

00:14:02We look like plague victims.

00:14:03We need to unite and mount resistance.

00:14:05They won't be able to defeat us.

00:14:07I'm going to leave it.

00:14:08I promised Nieves.

00:14:09Me too, huh?

00:14:09That photo touched my soul.

00:14:11But that wasn't a lung.

00:14:12It was a pile of tar.

00:14:14But there's a trick to that, man.

00:14:15How are they going to take a picture of a lung that's inside?

00:14:18Belén, cheer up and we'll leave it together.

00:14:19If something like this happens in your life.

00:14:20If I'm going to gain weight.

00:14:21I gain 20 kilos and I don't eat a single thing.

00:14:23Clear.

00:14:23And since you have that Miss Universe pageant right around the corner,

00:14:25What's wrong with you is that you have no willpower.

00:14:28Oh, and you do?

00:14:29I bet I'll leave before you.

00:14:30Ready.

00:14:30Look, this cigarette, do you see it?

00:14:32I don't smoke anymore.

00:14:33Oh yeah?

00:14:34Well, look, do you see it?

00:14:36Well.

00:14:36What are you doing?

00:14:37The last one.

00:14:38Hey, if you're going to throw away any packages, give them to me.

00:14:40And so you avoid suffering.

00:14:42Dad, and you too, huh?

00:14:43If you smoke again, you won't get into the goal.

00:14:44Do you see it?

00:14:45For a good reason, I do consider it.

00:14:48Also, this is not metrosexual.

00:14:49And the melonce is coming on tour.

00:14:52You never know.

00:14:54Well, tobacco is over for good.

00:15:00Scabs, back off, you're not worthy of taking a puff of this filter.

00:15:05Man.

00:15:14Roberto, what are you doing?

00:15:16Uh, nothing.

00:15:18I was looking at the strings, which are not aligned.

00:15:20That's why it takes so long for clothes to dry.

00:15:22You were spying on Lucia.

00:15:24I?

00:15:24What are you saying?

00:15:26Roberto, if you stay here in the bullpen you'll never get her back.

00:15:30You have to go out to the bullring to bullfight.

00:15:31And what do I do?

00:15:32I've already told her that I love her and that I'm looking forward to getting back with her.

00:15:34Well, bad.

00:15:35How bad?

00:15:35Very badly.

00:15:36But that's what girls like, the Titanic thing.

00:15:38No, but that doesn't work with exes.

00:15:40There the rules change.

00:15:41Damn, this is so complicated, damn.

00:15:43Clear.

00:15:43You can't just go around like a lapdog, because that's annoying and embarrassing.

00:15:48You have to get over her, let her see that you're rebuilding your life.

00:15:50Yes, but I want to remake it with her.

00:15:52Clear.

00:15:52But for that you first have to redo yours separately, because she will try to redo it

00:15:56his, but he's going to realize that he really wants to remake it with you.

00:16:00Then you will undo yours, she will undo hers, and you two will redo it together.

00:16:04And by the way, I'll remake mine with a roommate who pays my rent.

00:16:08Of course, damn it.

00:16:09Yes, I had it in front of me, but it was blocked.

00:16:10There.

00:16:11But what do I do?

00:16:12Roberto, go out with someone.

00:16:15Good idea.

00:16:17Do you want to go out with me?

00:16:19I.

00:16:20No.

00:16:21It was like suddenly.

00:16:23The spark has jumped without us realizing it.

00:16:26Love at first sight.

00:16:27I think it was when we made love.

00:16:29She was stuck.

00:16:30Then there was a sexual tension that...

00:16:33TRUE?

00:16:34Well, he's fallen in love.

00:16:36He brings me breakfast every day in bed, writes me notes, draws me while I sleep.

00:16:41Churri.

00:16:42Well, how nice, isn't it?

00:16:44We wanted to tell you before you found out from Radiopatio.

00:16:47Yeah.

00:16:47Because your friendship is very important to us.

00:16:49Hey, if it bothers you, we'll leave it, okay?

00:16:51No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:16:53Yes, I am delighted.

00:16:54I'm so happy for you, huh?

00:16:56Well, I'll leave you.

00:16:57I have to get ready because I'm stuck.

00:17:01Ann.

00:17:02Hey?

00:17:03Hey, he said he's staying.

00:17:04With who?

00:17:05That's a bluff.

00:17:08Hey.

00:17:10Well, he doesn't cry.

00:17:11Emilio, please.

00:17:12I say, Roberto, that he is going to see you.

00:17:14Well, what?

00:17:15Come.

00:17:16Well, that's it.

00:17:18There are sensors placed on stairs, on landings and in homes.

00:17:21As soon as they detect the slightest trace of smoke, the alarm and extinguishing systems will be triggered.

00:17:25And now, if you sign here...

00:17:27And how much will it cost us?

00:17:29They must have given him a commission, huh?

00:17:30Ma'am, it's for your safety.

00:17:32Oh, what do you prefer?

00:17:33A 21st-century community or remain stuck in vertical shantytowns?

00:17:36For me, for what I have left, whatever is cheapest.

00:17:40This is a curtailment of freedoms.

00:17:41What's next?

00:17:42A barcode on the back of your neck?

00:17:44Hey, this works, right?

00:17:45No, it is not a deterrent to that.

00:17:47Emilio, no.

00:17:47No no!

00:17:48The well!

00:17:50Party!

00:17:51For this!

00:17:53This party!

00:17:55Wet T-shirt Contests!

00:17:57Mariano, the instructions.

00:17:58Let's see.

00:17:59Tank for you, installing preventive...

00:18:02In Spanish!

00:18:03Hey, thanks for installing the prevention system...

00:18:06How do you stop?

00:18:07Hey, but this is very practical, huh?

00:18:09Here I put the motorcycle in the wash bay.

00:18:10Turn off the tap, damn it, and we'll finish sooner.

00:18:13Come on, yes, run.

00:18:13Let me see.

00:18:16How clumsy, it can't be that difficult.

00:18:18It has to come in the A of turn off.

00:18:20To turn off.

00:18:21There it is.

00:18:22Turn off.

00:18:25What are you doing with water, which is sorely needed in Murcia?

00:18:29Well, at least it clearly works.

00:18:31So smokers, you know, not even a cigarette from the portal inside.

00:18:34Yes, Andrés has already left.

00:18:35Look, now he's going to run to the park so happy to cleanse his body.

00:18:40That's what you should all do.

00:18:41Hey, my dad and I broke up too, huh?

00:18:43And I'm going to get a lot of exercise here now with the mop.

00:18:45I find this whole running thing a bit boring.

00:18:49Well, let this gentleman accompany you, he's already wearing his tracksuit.

00:18:52Maybe he can't keep up with my pace, I'm a great long-distance runner.

00:18:55Come on, pull it out, you'll see how handsome you'll look with clean pores.

00:18:57Here, take the nicotine patch.

00:19:00And dominant acetas.

00:19:01Come on, look, let's scrub the stairs.

00:19:04Thank you very much, Mr. Juan.

00:19:05Here, take the bucket, I'll get the other one now.

00:19:06No, no, it's a majestic come on.

00:19:08Oh, and you stay still and I'll do the washing up, as usual.

00:19:13Oops.

00:19:18See? Everyone quits smoking. It's just you.

00:19:20I don't feel like it.

00:19:21Think a little about me.

00:19:23The weed says that living next to you is like smoking five cigarettes a day.

00:19:26For ten years that we have been together, that's eighteen thousand cigarettes.

00:19:30Oh, yes, well I paid for that.

00:19:32Eighteen thousand cigarettes are nine hundred packs.

00:19:35So you owe me two thousand seven hundred euros.

00:19:38The lighters are provided by the company.

00:19:40In the brochure that Cuesta gave us, it said that a cigarette takes seven seconds off your life.

00:19:47That's impossible, because otherwise I wouldn't even have made it to my first communion.

00:19:50I'm sorry because you're my sister, but you either quit smoking or you leave home.

00:19:53Oh yeah?

00:19:54Well, I'm going to the video store, which is the only place left with freedom.

00:19:58And I'm so glad I didn't unpack.

00:20:02Hey, what's going on?

00:20:04Of course, if you threw it.

00:20:06And how will he survive?

00:20:08Ah, Paco has panchitos.

00:20:10Two sons of bitches.

00:20:11Look, don't defend them.

00:20:13My ex and my best friend, well, my only friend in the building, start dating.

00:20:17And on top of that they come here, hand in hand, telling me.

00:20:20To me it seems like a nice gesture of sincere friendship.

00:20:23Look, please, either help me or shut up.

00:20:25Other.

00:20:25Hey, look, if Belén starts doing better than me, I'll sink, okay?

00:20:31Look, you, to cheer yourself up, look at me.

00:20:33Yeah.

00:20:34Tomorrow I have two weddings at the same time, 300 kilometers apart.

00:20:38I'm going with Rosa, because if I don't go she'll kill me.

00:20:40And I'm going with Mauri next time, because if I don't go he'll kill himself.

00:20:44Hey, why don't you go with him?

00:20:47I?

00:20:47Not to a wedding, no, come on, what was missing for me.

00:20:50And what do I say?

00:20:50Is he your brother?

00:20:51Yeah, well, that's why there's trust.

00:20:52I already went to his first wedding, I don't have to go to this one.

00:20:55And you can't get me a tall, handsome, single, gay guy tonight, without flair, intelligent, cultured, sensitive, and available for a stable relationship?

00:21:04Not free.

00:21:07Sure, that's it!

00:21:09I call a guy from a dating agency.

00:21:11Yeah.

00:21:11I'll pay for her tonight to meet him, and I'll pay for her tomorrow to accompany him to the wedding.

00:21:16I'm going to like a lot of money, but I'm not going to give myself any trouble.

00:21:18Are you going to send Mauri to a wedding with a hustler?

00:21:20No, with a high-standing escort boy.

00:21:23I'm going to buy the newspaper.

00:21:24Hey, no, no, no, wait, I haven't finished venting, I need a friend.

00:21:28I'll be back later, okay?

00:21:29When?

00:21:30Carlos, what are you doing?

00:21:45Stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:21:46That on the first day you don't have to make an effort either.

00:21:48I can't take it anymore if the tracksuit is for washing the car.

00:21:51Wait a minute, no one can keep up with this pace.

00:21:54Look at Ben Johnson, nine seconds and home.

00:21:56And on top of that, doped.

00:21:58Come on, a cigarette?

00:22:00But we weren't leaving it.

00:22:02But it is to open the alveoli.

00:22:04What more than losing a battle.

00:22:05The important thing is to win the war.

00:22:07Oh, wait, let me take this off.

00:22:08Let's see if I get poisoned.

00:22:10Hey, Niemes hasn't chased us, has he?

00:22:12What's up?

00:22:13If I made meatballs today.

00:22:14You have enough for the whole morning.

00:22:16Hey, and she and you already...

00:22:19Mariano, please, okay?

00:22:21That topic is not discussed.

00:22:23So no.

00:22:25If you don't let it.

00:22:26She is a traditional woman, with strong values.

00:22:30Narrow.

00:22:31That.

00:22:32I'm quitting smoking.

00:22:33Let's see if this way, finally, I'll be on a roll since I broke up with Isabel.

00:22:39Hey, nobody just has to take a shot in bed, right?

00:22:42Come on, go on.

00:22:43Let's go home.

00:22:44Wait.

00:22:45Hello, we've already sweated enough.

00:22:50The taxi ride back, huh?

00:22:51Yes, of course, and inside we stretch a little.

00:22:55Calm down, calm down.

00:22:56Roberto and Belén.

00:23:01But are they serious?

00:23:03Well yes.

00:23:04And according to them, they are very much in love.

00:23:07And it's not that I care, really, Carlos.

00:23:09But here everyone moves on with their lives except me.

00:23:12Look.

00:23:13I'm going to show you what I wrote in my diary when I was 12 years old.

00:23:17Look, you'll see.

00:23:19Ah, here, here, here, here.

00:23:22When I grow up, I want to get married.

00:23:24Having five children, a house with a fireplace and a pony farm.

00:23:29Oh yes, how cute.

00:23:32And what have I achieved?

00:23:33Nothing.

00:23:33I am unemployed, childless, and alone.

00:23:36Carlos, I want my pony farm.

00:23:39I'll buy them from you.

00:23:40How much do they cost?

00:23:40No, no, yes, it doesn't matter.

00:23:41It is a symbol of how time has broken my dreams

00:23:45and has left me adrift in a sea of uncertainty.

00:23:49But how beautiful.

00:23:51It's like a song by Andy and Lucas.

00:23:53Yeah.

00:23:54You see me older.

00:23:55Carlos, look, look.

00:23:56My skin, you see?

00:23:58It has lost its style.

00:23:59Do you see how hard it is for him to get back to his place?

00:24:01What are you saying?

00:24:02And it's perfect, hydrated, with an enviable pH.

00:24:05There are no black spots.

00:24:06No, no, no.

00:24:07I have pimples.

00:24:08And I'm running out of expensive creams too.

00:24:10I'm going to end up like the junkies robbing pharmacies.

00:24:12You, hands up!

00:24:13I'm not all about being a colipo, you know what you have.

00:24:16Do you know what you need?

00:24:17Chocolate ice cream.

00:24:19No.

00:24:21You'll see, I'll take you where I go when I'm depressed.

00:24:25To the psychologist?

00:24:26No, no, no.

00:24:27Far better.

00:24:29You're going to love it.

00:24:30Come on.

00:24:30Don't fuck with me.

00:24:46Nativity scene.

00:24:47That?

00:24:47Lucia, who is leaving with Carlos.

00:24:49Hey, do you have anything to iron?

00:24:51I just need to keep my hands busy.

00:24:53Are you listening to me?

00:24:55I've made it easy for him.

00:24:56What the fuck did I listen to you for?

00:24:57Come on, Roberto, think a little, eh, think.

00:24:59If Lucía goes to Carlos for comfort, she's in a bad way.

00:25:02And if it's wrong, it means the plan is working.

00:25:04And leave me alone, eh, I've been three hours and thirty-six minutes without smoking.

00:25:07I am very proud of myself.

00:25:09Should I follow him just in case?

00:25:10No, wait for me to make the first move.

00:25:13Do you have a cigarette?

00:25:15But I don't smoke.

00:25:16That if I didn't get sick.

00:25:19Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:25:20Where are you going with the cigarette?

00:25:21The alarm goes off.

00:25:22What are you saying?

00:25:23What alarm?

00:25:23They call it God.

00:25:24Haven't you talked to your father?

00:25:25Emilio, we are teenagers.

00:25:26We don't talk to the parents.

00:25:28Prepare here.

00:25:29He came home stoned.

00:25:30If my father is unemployed.

00:25:31He does some silly things.

00:25:32Come on, let's go.

00:25:35What a shame.

00:25:35Me killing myself, exercising, and you there, working your lungs off.

00:25:40But if it's not mine, I haven't tried it.

00:25:41But come on, I don't know if I'm going to hold out, okay?

00:25:43I'm smoking myself.

00:25:44Look at me.

00:25:45I said I'm quitting and I'm quitting.

00:25:46Because I have willpower and a pair of balls.

00:25:49Well, you smell like tobacco, you stink.

00:25:50Because I came running and I passed by the door of a school and they were at recess.

00:25:54Hello darling.

00:25:55Hello.

00:25:57Hey, if you don't mind, I'll pick you up tonight at nine instead of nine thirty.

00:26:00Yes, yes, of course, okay.

00:26:01There is no problem.

00:26:03What are we talking about?

00:26:03About the opening of Jaime's bar, yes, I told you.

00:26:06Oh, but I'm just quitting smoking and I can't go into a bar now.

00:26:08It's like putting Karina in karaoke.

00:26:10Relapse is assured.

00:26:11But you should have told me before.

00:26:12I already told you we were going.

00:26:13Should I join you now?

00:26:14Is any celebrity going?

00:26:15Yes, Madonna and María Jesús and her accordion will be presenting their new duets album.

00:26:18But do you kiss or not?

00:26:20Dad, you stay here with me detoxing, we never do anything together.

00:26:23And you calm down, darling, be patient.

00:26:25I think that in two or three years I will be able to lead a normal life.

00:26:28Well, nothing, Maradona.

00:26:30I'll see you tomorrow.

00:26:32Let's see who's with me now.

00:26:34Hey, if you go to a pharmacy, let's buy some methadone patches or gum.

00:26:39What a woman, she has a vice in her gaze, like her mother.

00:26:42Dad, I'll be messing with her, okay?

00:26:43No, you can take care of that yourself.

00:26:45Man, Carlos!

00:26:58What's happening?

00:26:59What's up, man?

00:27:00Are you going for a week without coming?

00:27:01It's just that I've had a lot, a lot of trouble.

00:27:03Work and little thing.

00:27:04Ah, you work.

00:27:06Here, take a balloon.

00:27:08Give me two, I'm coming with someone today.

00:27:11Man, of course.

00:27:12Of course.

00:27:12Thank you.

00:27:13Take.

00:27:14Oh ok.

00:27:14Hey, I'm going to introduce you to Tweety.

00:27:17Tweety, Lucia.

00:27:18Tweety Bird.

00:27:19Hello.

00:27:22How are you?

00:27:25Well, there you have your usual motorcycle.

00:27:26Well, I expected nothing less.

00:27:27See you later, okay?

00:27:28Come on, see you.

00:27:28Bye bye.

00:27:29Come here.

00:27:29We loaded it.

00:27:30No, everyone is walking.

00:27:32Yeah, man, what's next here.

00:27:34I always have this here.

00:27:35Come.

00:27:36Come.

00:27:37Come.

00:27:39Bye bye.

00:27:40Bye bye.

00:27:40Me, me, me, me, me, me.

00:27:44Me, me, me, me.

00:27:47Me, me, me, me.

00:27:48Me, me, me, me.

00:27:50Me, me, me, me, me.

00:27:51Me, me, me, me, me.

00:27:52Me, me, me, me.

00:27:54Me, me, me, me.

00:27:55Me, me, me, me.

00:27:55Me, me, me.

00:27:56Me, me, me, me.

00:27:58Me, me, me, me.

00:27:59Me, me, me, me.

00:28:00Me, me, me, me.

00:28:01Me, me, me, me.

00:28:02Me, me, me, me.

00:28:03Me, me, me, me.

00:28:03Me, me, me, me, me.

00:28:05Me, me, me, me, me, me.

00:28:06Well, so his name is Mauri, right?

00:28:35Wait, wait, a review.

00:28:36Yeah.

00:28:37You are a veterinarian at the Native Species Recovery Center.

00:28:40You don't smoke, you love white wine.

00:28:42The second act of the travieta, the field, and that of Olman.

00:28:45Tonight you invite an Italian to dinner.

00:28:47He'll try to be witty, because you laugh at some of his jokes and... well.

00:28:51Well, it's 300 euros.

00:28:52If there is sex, it's 600.

00:28:55Man, sex, what is sex is not necessary.

00:28:58He is very romantic, a little kiss on the porch and home.

00:29:01If all goes well, he has to invite you to a wedding tomorrow.

00:29:03To a wedding?

00:29:04Yeah.

00:29:04That the groom has put on a little act?

00:29:06No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:29:07It's just a matter of accompanying him, as if you were another guest, right?

00:29:10Well, that one also has a supplement, right?

00:29:12Dude, you look like a taxi.

00:29:14Come on.

00:29:18Mauri?

00:29:19I'm leaving now.

00:29:20Mauri, do you remember David, the coworker I told you about once?

00:29:27That of the Native Species Recovery Center.

00:29:30No, no, I remembered, but come on, from today on I'm not going to forget, for sure.

00:29:34I told him about you and he wanted to meet you so much that he came with me to see if you were up for going out and...

00:29:39Go out?

00:29:40Do you like Italian food?

00:29:42A lot, a lot.

00:29:45Uh, uh, sorry, well sit down, get like...

00:29:48I'm going!

00:29:49Bea!

00:29:50Come on.

00:29:50That?

00:29:59What do you mean what?

00:30:00But if you dare come without telling me...

00:30:02How are you doing?

00:30:03Isn't he handsome?

00:30:04Yes, look at me, I look like a Big Brother contestant.

00:30:07It's okay, David is very normal, right?

00:30:09Normal?

00:30:09That guy sitting on the living room couch isn't normal, Bea.

00:30:12What should I wear?

00:30:13The shirt with the collar...

00:30:15Well, you do something, give him some wine, help out a little.

00:30:17What a sudden stress.

00:30:22David, can I get you some white wine?

00:30:24Uh, yeah, I love it.

00:30:28He liked you, the poor guy is attacked.

00:30:31I'll be right out!

00:30:32No, don't worry, that means I'm half an hour away.

00:30:35Ah, so yes, can you pay me?

00:30:37Clear.

00:30:37Yeah?

00:30:38Yeah.

00:30:39It was 300 euros.

00:30:41Plus dinner.

00:30:42Man, he's very inviting, huh?

00:30:43Yes, but I have to make him fall in love with me.

00:30:46Already.

00:30:46Yes, ok, perfect.

00:30:52Thank you.

00:31:04Pipes, pipes, pipes.

00:31:05You like pipes.

00:31:07They are salt-free and non-fattening.

00:31:09I caught you, you're already smoking.

00:31:11How am I going to smoke?

00:31:11They put a smoke detector there.

00:31:13Well, it smells like tobacco in here, right?

00:31:14It must be the nicotine coming out of my pores.

00:31:16It's that I have olfactory hallucinations.

00:31:18Give me a pipe.

00:31:18No, Emilio, go, go, I want to be alone.

00:31:20No, I have to watch you, you are very weak.

00:31:24How disgusting, if you don't have salt.

00:31:25You have to occupy your mind.

00:31:27I'm going to get some chopsticks.

00:31:28We make a torrícula.

00:31:29No sticks, no, I'll smoke it.

00:31:30Well, we have to do something.

00:31:32This is unbearable, Emilio.

00:31:33This is something else, huh?

00:31:40And cheaper than nicotine gum.

00:31:43The thing is, without the cigarette afterwards, this is like half an orgasm, right?

00:31:48Wow, you've already messed up.

00:31:50How easy it is to ruin your beautiful moments.

00:31:52Hey, this was just to relieve anxiety, huh?

00:31:54Yes, yes, yes.

00:31:55If there is nothing between you and one.

00:31:56I'm in love with Carmen and...

00:31:58But my God, what have I done?

00:32:00You're bad, you're confusing me.

00:32:01Well, calm down.

00:32:02This is therapeutic sex.

00:32:04Lie, you feel something.

00:32:05But what am I going to feel?

00:32:06Yes, if you've watched me during orgasm.

00:32:08I was playing dumb and you grabbed my face like that.

00:32:10You're crazy about me.

00:32:11Look, Emilio, don't ambush me, I've gotten anxious all the time, okay?

00:32:13No, no, no, no, no.

00:32:14Calm down, breathe.

00:32:15No, I don't want to breathe, I want a cigarette.

00:32:17No, no, no.

00:32:17Let's calm down, come on.

00:32:19Let's have another one, huh?

00:32:19I try hard.

00:32:20Yes, but only sex.

00:32:21Yes, yes, of course.

00:32:22Oh no, wait, I'm going to get the seeds, for later.

00:32:35I'm so proud of you.

00:32:37The first day is the worst.

00:32:38From now on, it's all downhill.

00:32:41Look, I bought you some lollipops to suck on.

00:32:44They helped Cruyff a lot.

00:32:45The truth is that I feel much better, huh?

00:32:48With more energy and more... everything.

00:32:51What's happening?

00:32:53What do I have?

00:32:54No, I just thought that since I've quit smoking, maybe you'd like to.

00:33:01Oh, but don't say it out loud, man, you'll break the magic.

00:33:04If I had already come up with the idea of...

00:33:06Calm down, okay?

00:33:07Don't block yourself.

00:33:12Look for some candles to create ambiance.

00:33:18But oh well, what aim you have.

00:33:19I had been trying to get that stuffed animal for three years and there was no way.

00:33:22Carlos, don't bother, I saw you paying the manager to shoot the duck.

00:33:26I?

00:33:27Yes, you?

00:33:28Well, but in a rather crude way.

00:33:29Yes, let's go.

00:33:31Many.

00:33:32Well, what...

00:33:33Thank you very much.

00:33:35I had a great time.

00:33:36It was like going back to childhood.

00:33:38Hey, I can give you the monthly bonus.

00:33:40I already have it.

00:33:40Or if you want to work there, there are always absences in the horror passage, because playing the exorcist as a child is very stressful.

00:33:53Either I can buy the park, or we can make a vest in front of the Ferris wheel.

00:33:58There are no candles, but if we cover this lamp with a scarf, it gives a very romantic indirect light.

00:34:17Foreplay is 15 minutes, right?

00:34:19As Lorena Verdun says on her show.

00:34:21Well, whatever our body asks for.

00:34:23You abandon yourself.

00:34:24Keep out of the fire!

00:34:28Don't worry, there's time.

00:34:31That's some smart guy who lit a cigarette.

00:34:38Fuck.

00:34:43Carlos, it's raining on us.

00:34:46What water?

00:34:46Well, the fire system, something might have happened.

00:34:50I'm going home.

00:34:52Call me tomorrow.

00:34:53I'll call you.

00:34:54First thing in the morning.

00:34:56Or I'd better let you get some sleep.

00:34:58Well, I'll call you.

00:34:59Okay.

00:35:01Yes, yes.

00:35:02How sad.

00:35:24Even guys leave me hanging.

00:35:26Turn off the water!

00:35:27Here we go!

00:35:30If we keep pouring water here, the common areas will turn into green areas.

00:35:36You'll see the water bill.

00:35:38I don't pay.

00:35:39Look at the corilla I found on my landing!

00:35:42Maybe the water has erased his footprints.

00:35:44Here we go again with the damn tobacco.

00:35:46And where were you?

00:35:47I was squeezing him to see the leaking shower head.

00:35:50What happened?

00:35:51I'm only going to ask this once, okay?

00:35:52Who smoked that?

00:35:55Ah, it was nobody.

00:35:56I was at home with Nieves trying to sleep.

00:36:01And I was ironing my ear.

00:36:02Well, it must have been Marisa.

00:36:04No!

00:36:04I kicked her out of the house!

00:36:06And this?

00:36:07Have you got a boyfriend yet?

00:36:09Well, very well.

00:36:10Since we are not mature enough to recognize things,

00:36:13As president of the community, I impose martial law.

00:36:16Starting tomorrow, there will be body searches at the door to prevent tobacco from entering the building.

00:36:19Sure, sure.

00:36:20And you undress us in the accounting room.

00:36:22Lucia, it's for everyone's good.

00:36:23Well, look.

00:36:24Hala, goodbye!

00:36:25That suspicious furry one, huh?

00:36:26I recorded it.

00:36:29Bea, where are you?

00:36:30That tomorrow we have to leave very early.

00:36:32I'm at Mauri's house waiting for him.

00:36:33It's just... it's just...

00:36:35His paternal grandmother has died and she has gone to teach the boy.

00:36:39To the guys who come from Murcia.

00:36:41That would no longer make any sense to Grandma, of course.

00:36:44Because... because well, because the poor thing is no longer with us and...

00:36:47Well, that's it, it's all a mess, listen.

00:36:49You should rest because you have to drive.

00:36:52The sandals have given me some wounds.

00:36:53But Rosa, take them off now.

00:36:55No, no, they're very pretty. I'm getting used to it.

00:36:58In the end.

00:36:59Hey, I'll be right there.

00:37:03How's it going with David? How's everything going?

00:37:05It's perfect.

00:37:06It's perfect.

00:37:08So what's wrong with you?

00:37:09Well, these things are scary, Bea.

00:37:10Because one is with one's stories, with one's loneliness...

00:37:14...and suddenly God sends me because he has very clearly sent me the man of my life.

00:37:18But how good, right?

00:37:19How wonderful everything is.

00:37:21Everything is wonderful, everything, everything, everything.

00:37:23Well, then tomorrow he will accompany you to the wedding.

00:37:25No.

00:37:26What do you mean no?

00:37:26I haven't asked him to.

00:37:28Everything is going very well.

00:37:29You and I are taking you and me to the wedding.

00:37:31I don't want to overwhelm you.

00:37:31But if you're not going to overwhelm him...

00:37:33Look, you take him.

00:37:35Hey, you're showing off.

00:37:36Yes, I do it very little.

00:37:37Plus I have such an ugly suit that I don't...

00:37:39But Bea, would you like to have a wedding on your second date?

00:37:42Me?

00:37:43Can you win me over with that?

00:37:44Yeah.

00:37:45Yeah.

00:37:45Call him.

00:37:46Come on, I'll call you.

00:37:47But Bea, stay still.

00:37:48What's the matter?

00:37:49That I'm happy.

00:37:50That I'm happy because I see you happy.

00:37:51And because, Mauri, in life you have to take the plunge, right?

00:37:54That opportunities pass and pass.

00:37:56And it's really hard being gay at 60 and out there alone, lost, wandering around from sauna to sauna...

00:38:00Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:38:02Okay, I'll call him.

00:38:03If you tell me no.

00:38:05I don't think so.

00:38:08David, hello, I'm Mauri.

00:38:10A silly question.

00:38:11Do you want to come with me tomorrow to a friend's wedding?

00:38:16At five in the afternoon.

00:38:17Man, if you pick me up, all the better.

00:38:20Well, see you tomorrow.

00:38:21Yes, he's coming.

00:38:23Clear!

00:38:24Hey, you really don't care?

00:38:25That you already had your dress and everything.

00:38:27No, no, no, no.

00:38:28It's much nicer that you go with him.

00:38:29But what am I going to brag about tomorrow?

00:38:31Ben and Diego are dying.

00:38:40Carlos, who...

00:38:41Well, I was thinking that if you don't have anything to do, we could meet up for a while.

00:38:46Wait a minute, okay?

00:38:47They're knocking at the door.

00:38:48That?

00:38:51Hello.

00:38:53Hello.

00:38:53The thing is, I was passing by here and I said to myself, I'm going to have breakfast with my girlfriend.

00:38:58Because we're boyfriend and girlfriend, right?

00:39:02No intention of overwhelming, okay?

00:39:03I say this to have something to hold on to.

00:39:05Come on, come in, come in, come in.

00:39:06Okay.

00:39:06Okay, we go with the flow.

00:39:07Look, I brought you some buns, some fruit.

00:39:12Yeah.

00:39:13A tube of orange, which is vitamin C to prevent colds.

00:39:15National and foreign press, a little bit of the heart, and a mini Parcheesi game that came with a supplement.

00:39:24But, but if you've already had breakfast, put a little bit of plastic wrap in the fridge and it will last two days.

00:39:31Carlos, let's try, okay?

00:39:34Okay.

00:39:36It's just that now I have the typical fear of saying something and messing it up.

00:39:40Of course, maybe by saying this I'm spoiling it, but I also don't want to stay silent, because communication is very important in a relationship and above all...

00:39:46Let's see, so you're dating Carmen and you go and hook up with Belén again.

00:39:57No, be careful, I'm not confused, it's just sex.

00:39:59She told me and everything became quite clear.

00:40:01Ignorant of life, women never just want sex.

00:40:04It's like bank brochures, there's always fine print.

00:40:07By the way, does anyone know what APR is?

00:40:09Normal equivalent rate is the effective interest.

00:40:11Give him a slap, that's it.

00:40:13Emilio, when you're in love you don't cheat on your girlfriend.

00:40:16They're not horns, damn it.

00:40:18I love Carmen, but she's a professor and spends her days grading exams.

00:40:21Belén is closer to me for my anxiety.

00:40:23It's like a nicotine patch and I make her happy.

00:40:25Come on, it's like sponsoring a child.

00:40:27You see? This one's wasted my idea.

00:40:29Son, I'm your father and I have to tell you that you're a complete idiot.

00:40:32Let's see, silence, Seneca has spoken.

00:40:34How few know about female psychology.

00:40:36They're both going to end up leaving you for a loser.

00:40:38What's wrong with you is that you're jealous, I have two wives and you have none.

00:40:42Take a little more time with your life and leave me in my peace.

00:40:45You've got me up to here.

00:40:46He's never listened to me. He's like a pill bug. He closes up.

00:40:52José, my uncle, stop it, you're underage. You can't buy tobacco.

00:40:54Well, don't worry, it's not for me. See you later.

00:40:57Hey, don't give Dad any trouble, okay?

00:40:59Good morning.

00:41:01But what are you doing here?

00:41:03I'm coming to have a little breakfast, which is the most important meal of the day.

00:41:07But Carlos knows that you sleep here.

00:41:09Then I get to do the talking.

00:41:11Nobody says anything. He's been a very good kid, man.

00:41:14Do you want something?

00:41:15A little puff.

00:41:16Esquiro, didn't you leave him?

00:41:18I just can't. This is shit.

00:41:20Marisa, you can't spend the day here smoking, you'll fill the place with smoke.

00:41:23Hey, I don't want to be a passive smoker.

00:41:24To hell with it.

00:41:25Well, I do. Blow that smoke over here.

00:41:27Oh, what a pleasure.

00:41:30But hey, every time I go into my house I'm going to have to let Emilio carry me up.

00:41:35We still don't know who triggered the alarm last night. We can't make exceptions.

00:41:38I haven't been, but I don't smoke.

00:41:39It wasn't me, it wasn't me.

00:41:41How many times have I had to hear that in the playground when they hit me with the ball here and everyone went crazy?

00:41:45Clean up.

00:41:46Following.

00:41:47Madam, what are you doing?

00:41:48A small patch. It's free.

00:41:50Let's hurry up, I bought frozen food.

00:41:54Let's see, legs open and arms in your.

00:41:56What are you doing? Not with my daughter, man. She doesn't smoke.

00:41:58But you didn't tell me that without exception, right?

00:42:00Following.

00:42:01I trust Doña Concha. She's a woman of integrity.

00:42:04You frisk me, because I pay my dues.

00:42:08Mrs. Juan, help me on that side.

00:42:10Hey...

00:42:11Hello, son.

00:42:11Here's something.

00:42:13What is this?

00:42:15Scallops in oyster sauce.

00:42:17Oh, that one didn't fit in the car.

00:42:22And this? But there's more.

00:42:24This is not a jacket, it's a gourmet club.

00:42:26You'll be a pensioner now.

00:42:28Already.

00:42:31See? This invention saves you time.

00:42:33Sweeps and scrubs in one go.

00:42:34It's going to be the revolution.

00:42:35Well, I'm going to make a fortune on teleshopping.

00:42:37Ah, very good, very good.

00:42:39And how do you wring out the mop?

00:42:42Hey?

00:42:42But that's at the end, isn't it?

00:42:44Look, Roberto, leave your things with me and they'll clean them up.

00:42:47Okay? You go shopping.

00:42:48Come on.

00:42:50But how am I going to buy all this with 15 euros?

00:42:53Well, with the offers, the two-for-one deals, the tastings...

00:42:56Look at the shopping carts where a lot of people leave their euros, right?

00:43:03No, I'd better go myself.

00:43:05I'm going to go because I see you a little green.

00:43:06Stay here and reflect a little on the concept of the mop.

00:43:10Yes, because I think that if you put an extendable telescopic tube on it,

00:43:14you will make draining easier.

00:43:16Oh, right, like a blind man's cane.

00:43:19What a great idea!

00:43:20Well, go make a sketch.

00:43:22So you register it before the Japanese take the idea away from you.

00:43:25Runs!

00:43:26Hey! Run, run!

00:43:27Come on!

00:43:27I'm already missing you.

00:43:30Yes, yes.

00:43:33But I hold on.

00:43:35Okay.

00:43:37Bye bye.

00:43:38Hello.

00:43:39How are you?

00:43:42Aunt.

00:43:43Are we kissing Carlos?

00:43:44Has he drugged you?

00:43:45No no.

00:43:46We are together.

00:43:47Ah, ah, ah.

00:43:49I got you, I got you.

00:43:52You're stung.

00:43:53You're pretending to make Roberto jealous.

00:43:55No, really.

00:43:56We went out yesterday, we had a great time and...

00:43:59And it came to me.

00:44:01No, now seriously.

00:44:04Lucia, who is Carlos.

00:44:05Yes, I know it's Carlos.

00:44:06Now we both have boyfriends and we can do things as couples.

00:44:11That what Roberto and I said was a lie.

00:44:12That we were pretending to make you jealous so you'd come back to him.

00:44:15That?

00:44:16Well, don't look at me like that, it was his idea.

00:44:18He looks at me with that face and it makes me feel sorry and confuses me.

00:44:21This guy really couldn't be more childish, more like a laugh.

00:44:24I'm going to talk to him.

00:44:25No, no, no, no, you're sinking it.

00:44:27But he's going to find out anyway.

00:44:28Yes, but let me prepare the ground.

00:44:30That it's very wrong, that he could do something crazy.

00:44:32Yes, it is that bad.

00:44:33Well, terrible, if he spends all day looking down at the patio.

00:44:36Don't tell him, please, don't tell him.

00:44:41Man, Lucia, how are you?

00:44:46Well, well, well, here, here.

00:44:48Look, making the shopping list, looking for the super sale on eggs.

00:44:51It's just that I forgot the key.

00:44:53How are you?

00:44:55Did you want something?

00:44:56No, no, no.

00:44:58The truth is no.

00:45:00Goodbye, I'm going home.

00:45:00She's beat, huh?

00:45:05Yeah.

00:45:07He stays afloat as best he can.

00:45:09Damn, Belén, thank you so much for what you're doing for me.

00:45:11Such a twisted, feminine tactic would never have occurred to me.

00:45:15Well, maybe it doesn't work later, right?

00:45:17Because you never know, because I don't know...

00:45:19Yes, man.

00:45:20Tonight I attack.

00:45:22No, no, no, no.

00:45:23You hold on.

00:45:24Hold on, don't rush.

00:45:25Don't rush, there's still a bit to go.

00:45:27No, Belén.

00:45:27This is already too cruel, poor thing.

00:45:30No.

00:45:30Yes, yes.

00:45:32What a day I chose to quit smoking.

00:45:37I'm not wearing anything.

00:45:38You're going to distrust your own father.

00:45:40Oh no?

00:45:42And what are these?

00:45:43Pacemaker batteries?

00:45:45That's not mine.

00:45:46Someone put it there for me.

00:45:47Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

00:45:49Give me the packages.

00:45:50Then I compare it to last night's cigarette butt.

00:45:52Whatever happens to you, your hair will fall out, dad.

00:45:54Emilio, can we talk about the goal for a moment?

00:45:57Doña Vicenta, you take care of customs, okay?

00:45:59I caught it well everywhere and could count a hair.

00:46:01Yes, I play everything.

00:46:02I play everything.

00:46:04What do you want?

00:46:07What are you doing, crazy?

00:46:08Oh, what do you think?

00:46:10I feel like smoking.

00:46:11Well, ask Vicenta for a patch.

00:46:13But now I can't.

00:46:14What do you mean no?

00:46:14If it's a moment.

00:46:16Emilio, please.

00:46:16Hello darling.

00:46:19Hello my love.

00:46:21How are you?

00:46:22Good.

00:46:22Nothing, I just came to eat with you because I had an hour free.

00:46:25How was your first day without tobacco?

00:46:26Well, here we are having a good time.

00:46:28But?

00:46:29I've left it too.

00:46:30And Emilio is helping me a lot.

00:46:32Yes, here the goalkeeper is good for everything.

00:46:34Well, I said it, right?

00:46:35Take a walk, take a deep breath, eat your fillet, and go to bed.

00:46:38And you're not going to come up and fix my radiator because it's leaking and then snow gets angry?

00:46:43Well, now I'll tell my father to come up with a wrench.

00:46:45What are you doing up there, damn it?

00:46:46I don't feel like it.

00:46:47Go away, you're looking for my ruin.

00:46:48Do you want me to stay for lunch and we can talk about our anti-smoking therapy?

00:46:51Belén, do you want to stay for lunch?

00:46:52Ah, well yes.

00:46:53No, no, no, no, no.

00:46:54If you have to go.

00:46:55And also if she is allergic to soy and Chinese things.

00:46:57Now I'm uploading, bug.

00:46:59Carmen, no, I'm not staying.

00:47:01I'm on a diet.

00:47:02Two minutes.

00:47:03Yeah.

00:47:06Hey, this girl is a little weird, right?

00:47:07Strange?

00:47:08It's a zoo, come on.

00:47:10What was I going to tell you?

00:47:11I'm going to go up and see if it turns out the leak is too big and the parquet ends up being a floating platform.

00:47:16Okay, but don't take too long because you know this cold is worthless.

00:47:18It goes, it goes, it goes.

00:47:19If it's just going to be a visual inspection.

00:47:20Come on, what amounts to a diagnosis.

00:47:23Hey, this is a bargain, I feel powerful.

00:47:28I tell you, come and come.

00:47:30That you make me sick, that you are sick from here.

00:47:32You didn't say this was just sex.

00:47:33Sure, sex when I want and now I want.

00:47:35But who do you think I am, the genie of the lamp, that you rub and I appear, that I have my life.

00:47:39Okay, Emilio, calm down, the other one will be waiting for you downstairs.

00:47:42You don't realize that the other one is you.

00:47:44She's my girlfriend and you were just a sexual instrument, a nicotine gum with legs.

00:47:48Look, I won't repeat it to you too many times, go to bed.

00:47:50Of course, I'm not going to blame Mondays and I'm going to do it to you.

00:47:52Hey, hey, if you walk out that door you'll find out the consequences.

00:47:55You don't scare me, I've seen Fatal Attraction and in the end the crazy woman is killed.

00:47:59Hey, hey, hey.

00:48:05This one's just going to mess me up, huh?

00:48:07I have a fever, I think I have a few tenths of a degree.

00:48:10Son of a bitch.

00:48:17My goodness.

00:48:18That?

00:48:19Nothing, I'm almost there.

00:48:20Hey, a little detail about the wedding that I haven't told you about.

00:48:23Diego, my ex, is getting married to his boyfriend, Abel, my babysitter.

00:48:26I hate them both.

00:48:27And I'm happy to go with you to piss them off.

00:48:30Call me jealous, call me vengeful, whatever you want, but that's the way it is.

00:48:34You still have time to tell me no.

00:48:36No, no, no, no.

00:48:37Much better, more fun.

00:48:38Okay.

00:48:39It's perfect.

00:48:41Emma, have a drink, I have plenty of wines.

00:48:43I'll be right out.

00:48:44Yeah.

00:48:49Hang on a minute.

00:48:50I'll tell you one thing.

00:48:51Our story is a bit like a movie.

00:48:56David.

00:48:57Oh God, he's gone.

00:48:58At eight o'clock.

00:48:59At eight, impossible.

00:49:01I have a wedding with another client.

00:49:03Yeah.

00:49:04No, he doesn't want sex.

00:49:05She just wants me to accompany her.

00:49:06A friend pays for it, yes.

00:49:08It's a bit of a strange story, but, well, at this point.

00:49:12What they haven't asked me for.

00:49:14David, who are you talking to?

00:49:17With the supermarket.

00:49:19I'm shopping online and it seems the delivery man has gotten lost.

00:49:23Oh, and whose client am I?

00:49:25Because I don't understand.

00:49:26Look, Mauri, I'm not a veterinarian, I'm an assistant.

00:49:29Companion?

00:49:29Yes, I charge for these things.

00:49:31Well, more things, huh?

00:49:32That is, hotels, home, business trips, multi-adventure, bachelor parties.

00:49:38Your friend Bea called me and that's it, I...

00:49:43That.

00:49:49Bea, look, they've done things to me that are hard to believe, but...

00:49:52Sending me to Diego and Abel's wedding with a hustler is just...

00:49:55I never forgave you for that in my life.

00:49:57Mauri, I'm so sorry.

00:49:58I did it with the best intentions.

00:49:59It cost me 300 euros.

00:50:01You have to turn off your cell phone, okay?

00:50:02Yes, just a moment, please.

00:50:03No, numbers drive me crazy.

00:50:04Where are you? At bingo?

00:50:06No, listen, what more can I give you with David if no one is going to know him?

00:50:09Bea, two gays are getting married, half of the guests might know him, or the judge, the photographer,

00:50:13what do I know.

00:50:14Come on, hurry up, come here, look what time it is, we're late.

00:50:18I just can't.

00:50:19Rosa's sister is getting married, I'm in Zaragoza.

00:50:20No, you are 123 kilometers away.

00:50:23So that was it, right?

00:50:25Either her or me.

00:50:26No, listen that...

00:50:27Tell me.

00:50:28But look, leave it.

00:50:29Never mind, it's okay, go with her.

00:50:31After all, I am only the father of your child, the one who entrusted you with his semen, the one who took you away

00:50:35from the arms of loneliness and your nephews when you had nowhere to fall dead.

00:50:39Why are you there when I need you?

00:50:40Honey, is something wrong?

00:50:42The thing is, if you don't hang up the phone, I'm going to have to call the police, right?

00:50:45Honey, please pay this man.

00:50:47Wait, the love has vomited.

00:50:49Mauri!

00:50:49And now you're making my baby dizzy.

00:50:51Honestly, Bea, I thought it was more important to you.

00:50:56Here you go.

00:50:59And now I have to go to the wedding alone.

00:51:02I already knew it.

00:51:05Well, I don't feel like it.

00:51:08That?

00:51:08Let's eat now, huh?

00:51:10Yes, it's almost time.

00:51:12A little cigarette as an aperitif?

00:51:14No, thanks, I left it.

00:51:15Sure?

00:51:16I have blonde, light, medium, black, imported, national...

00:51:21No, no.

00:51:22Also, smoking is not allowed here.

00:51:23There are sensors everywhere.

00:51:25Not in the attic.

00:51:27Well, give me a pack of blonde.

00:51:30No, no, just loose cigarettes.

00:51:31Retail sale.

00:51:32Well, give me three.

00:51:34That's five euros, right?

00:51:35What are you saying?

00:51:36300 pelas per cigarette?

00:51:38If you think it's expensive, go buy it on the street.

00:51:40Let's see if you can get it through customs.

00:51:42Here, you look like a war.

00:51:45I don't have any change.

00:51:46It doesn't matter, give it to me later.

00:51:48Okay.

00:51:57Damn, the lighter.

00:52:01Here, go.

00:52:02But what are you doing there?

00:52:05So it doesn't smell, it's a mock sauna.

00:52:07Come on, come in, the smoke is going away.

00:52:09No, sorry, okay?

00:52:15Knight Rider is the best series in the history of television.

00:52:17Please, if he was a thug showing off and the car was like a smart guy there, like, a nerd in the class.

00:52:23Careful, careful, careful.

00:52:24Don't mess with kit, okay?

00:52:25Let's see which car throws you off the third floor with the seat.

00:52:27Well, there was a chapter in the team, precisely...

00:52:29Okay, guys, who wants a drink?

00:52:31What we celebrate.

00:52:33As of today, I am officially Lucía's boyfriend, just like that, huh?

00:52:37Lucia's boyfriend? Who's that?

00:52:38Lucia's boyfriend.

00:52:39What's up? Did you fall out of the bathtub?

00:52:41If you have to stick little fish on the floor so it doesn't slip.

00:52:43Look, I'm so happy that I don't care if you don't believe me.

00:52:46Who wants to come with me to a wedding?

00:52:47I!

00:52:48It's difficult.

00:52:50Paco.

00:52:50Bye!

00:52:51Hey, aren't you discriminating against me because of my height?

00:52:53Yeah.

00:52:54Come on, you have to change quickly.

00:52:55Also, you have to stay here working.

00:52:57No, he has the day off today.

00:52:58Hey, and you help out a little, right?

00:53:00At weddings, there is always flirting.

00:53:02Don't worry, I'll invite you to mine.

00:53:0740 euros for 10 cigarettes, what are you talking about?

00:53:09Well, if demand increases, the price increases.

00:53:12Look, for two euros more I'll give you a spray to stop your clothes from smelling.

00:53:15and a pack of mint gum.

00:53:17Give him whatever.

00:53:18God will punish him.

00:53:19And don't you turn on the sauna, we're going in now?

00:53:22Yes, the pores are opened and coughs are eliminated.

00:53:25Well, if you need anything, just give me a shout.

00:53:2724-hour Teletobacco.

00:53:28See you later.

00:53:31Look, like the Christians in the catacombs.

00:53:34You guys are shit!

00:53:36You've jumped through hoops.

00:53:37And you, what?

00:53:38What are you experiencing at the video store?

00:53:39At least I'm in exile, which is much more dignified.

00:53:42Not like you, who have to hide like rats to smoke a cigarette.

00:53:46Madam, what do you want us to do?

00:53:48It's true.

00:53:49What a shame, you're right.

00:53:51Of course, they know that we are not owners and we have no rights.

00:53:55And what do the disadvantaged classes do when they are without rights?

00:53:59Win them over by force!

00:54:00Give the passionate girl a shot of chinchón and see if she relaxes.

00:54:03No, damn it, he's right.

00:54:05We need to do a Gandhi-style sit-in or a Fidel Castro-style revolution.

00:54:10Like Fidel!

00:54:11Let's take the presidential palace!

00:54:13To the Cuesta house!

00:54:14Okay, okay, let's behave like civilized people.

00:54:18Hey, hey, that's not a bad idea, huh?

00:54:19We locked ourselves in Cuesta's house and forced him to negotiate.

00:54:22That these things always end badly.

00:54:25Look how soft you are, huh?

00:54:26He takes away your woman, then he takes away your tobacco.

00:54:28What's next?

00:54:31Let's go after that bastard.

00:54:33Long live the vitillo revolution!

00:54:36And you're not going to change or what?

00:54:37I do, like Spartacus.

00:54:44Yeah?

00:54:45The sauna isn't working, the breaker has tripped.

00:54:47For me it's a short circuit down there.

00:54:49Well, let us know, Emilio.

00:54:50He's on a monkey, he's not a person right now.

00:54:53I would go down, but I'm wet.

00:54:54And I might end up stuck and you might have to hospitalize me.

00:54:57And it's that I always have to do everything.

00:54:58The day I find a job, what will happen?

00:55:00Juan, you are essential.

00:55:03Now.

00:55:11You, lock the door.

00:55:12You close the windows and check how much food we have.

00:55:15And you put something on.

00:55:16The other day I saw Juan wearing a very handsome sandal.

00:55:19I'll see if he washed it.

00:55:20What are you doing here?

00:55:24Damn, there's grass.

00:55:25Well, it never hurts to have hostages.

00:55:29Sorry?

00:55:35Oh, great, we arrived on time.

00:55:37Let's sit here in front, there's space available.

00:55:39Hey, girls are looking at me, huh?

00:55:41This suit works.

00:55:42Can I keep it?

00:55:43Yes of course.

00:55:44How are you, Mauri?

00:55:46Well, you and I here are the club of the abandoned, huh?

00:55:50Yeah.

00:55:52You're all right, aren't you?

00:55:54Yes, I am four months pregnant.

00:55:56I'm running out of time to find a boyfriend.

00:55:59Well, I'm going to take another look.

00:56:02Luck.

00:56:02Mauri, we thought you weren't coming.

00:56:08I don't know if you're going to get rid of me that easily.

00:56:10Look, this is Paco, a friend.

00:56:12Yes, we know each other.

00:56:14Well, I'm going to take a walk.

00:56:16But what are you doing?

00:56:21This isn't the video store freak.

00:56:22Sorry, but he's come out and he's a very sweet, sincere boy, with a heart...

00:56:27Mauri, if what you're trying to do is make me jealous, you haven't got the right candidate.

00:56:31Okay, I had another one, but it failed me at the last minute.

00:56:34Mauri, how are you?

00:56:35We thought you weren't coming.

00:56:36Well, you see.

00:56:37But you should know that I'm in a good mood, okay?

00:56:39I'm so happy for you.

00:56:41I don't want you to have any doubts during the ceremony because I'm sitting here.

00:56:44nor are you tormented by feelings of guilt for the betrayal, nor anything at all.

00:56:48Oh, you didn't tell him?

00:56:49The fact that?

00:56:51We are already married.

00:56:53As?

00:56:53That the ceremony has just ended.

00:56:56Yes, we told you it was an hour later to avoid incidents.

00:57:00Well, understand us, the judge would get angry if you made a scene.

00:57:02Sure, but the ceremony is a pain.

00:57:05Now you get to the good stuff, the rice, the photos, the...

00:57:08Well, and to dinner, eh?

00:57:09The menu is great, all Thai.

00:57:11Hey, come on, my mom wants to introduce you to my aunts.

00:57:14Come on.

00:57:15Diego.

00:57:18Mauri!

00:57:19Here, this is the rice to throw at the bride and groom.

00:57:21Come on, let's get a front row seat.

00:57:27Open the door for me immediately!

00:57:29It's my house, this is breaking and entering.

00:57:31No, your wife invited us to coffee.

00:57:34Let Isabel out right now.

00:57:35No, I'm fine.

00:57:37I am reading a magazine.

00:57:39Isabel, please help a little.

00:57:41Oh, I don't want any trouble.

00:57:42We're not moving from here until you let us smoke in the building.

00:57:46And we want it in writing and approved at the meeting.

00:57:48There is no negotiation with violent people here.

00:57:50This is inconceivable.

00:57:51In 13 years of presidency, nothing like this had ever happened.

00:57:53This is a full-blown coup d'état.

00:57:55Andrés, this is going to hurt our relationship a lot.

00:57:58Oh yeah?

00:58:00Whore!

00:58:00I'm going to go up there and burn all your clothes.

00:58:04Doña Concha, don't make things any more tense.

00:58:06Dad, I'll save you right now and I'll take you with the flies.

00:58:09Son, you are also a smoker like us.

00:58:11Join the revolution.

00:58:13No, no, no, no.

00:58:14I am loyal to the president.

00:58:15Mr. Juana, let's go to the police and have them break down the door.

00:58:17No, no, no, no, don't bother me.

00:58:19And you now have no choice but to pay for the damage.

00:58:21A tear gas canister is thrown into the yard and they run away like rabbits.

00:58:25Where do you buy that?

00:58:26Should I ask at the tobacco shop?

00:58:27Yes, darling, they have them on sale now, huh?

00:58:29For every four boats you get a free riot helmet.

00:58:32What? Deal or no deal?

00:58:34Of course not.

00:58:35If you leave immediately I promise there will be no retaliation.

00:58:38Oh, oh!

00:58:39Let them trust!

00:58:40This is my last offer.

00:58:41It's not going to be that way.

00:58:42Well, if you don't want to negotiate, that's up to you.

00:58:45You'll be out soon. And we'll be waiting for you here.

00:58:56Well, we'd better despair somewhere else.

00:58:58Wow, what a great idea to put this up.

00:59:00I don't know why they're hitting me. I'm not throwing it at you, idiot.

00:59:03All the wood on the staircase is going to be lifted. You'll see what spills.

00:59:06Well, that's what Mogré says. What could happen to the steam cleaner?

00:59:12Dude, what do I think I got?

00:59:14What are you saying?

00:59:15Yes, Abel's cousin. The one with glasses and braces.

00:59:17The Virgin.

00:59:18Oh yeah? Oh, it was better?

00:59:21Hey, aren't you going to leave me alone? What are we supposed to be together for?

00:59:23Motherfucker, these opportunities don't come my way every day.

00:59:26Paco, come here. Well, this is amazing. They even let me hang out with them when I'm not hanging out with them.

00:59:31Pay attention, they're coming.

00:59:32Long live the bride and groom!

00:59:33Viva!

00:59:35Point at the side that hurts the most.

00:59:36But, for God's sake, Alba.

00:59:38Well, what the fuck?

00:59:39Don't tell me I'm killing myself late.

00:59:45And what are you doing here?

00:59:46Well, I don't know, but you're definitely unique at making people feel guilty.

00:59:49Well, these two didn't, right? They got married without any problems.

00:59:53Well, I'm going home because it's better to get depressed lying down.

00:59:55Ah, no, no, no, we're going to the banquet. Since I've come, I've had a problem with Rosa, so at least I'll have free dinner.

00:59:59Well, you're right. Let's take advantage of the open bar.

01:00:01Hey, I'm in. Do you know if alcohol further forms the fetus?

01:00:04No.

01:00:06Look, all I ask for is a little political will.

01:00:09It was democratically voted here that...

01:00:11No, no, no, not democratically, we cannot vote.

01:00:14But what vote will you have if you are not owners?

01:00:17Let's see, if we all want to reach a peaceful solution, here are our conditions.

01:00:23Ventilate the house at least.

01:00:25Let the smell stick to the curtains!

01:00:27And where is Isabel?

01:00:28Herbs, say something to your boyfriend.

01:00:30Hello.

01:00:32Isa, how about being a hostage?

01:00:34Hey? What's here?

01:00:36Me neither.

01:00:38We want to smoke in the entire building.

01:00:40Ashtrays in elevators and landings.

01:00:43And unconditional removal of smoke detectors.

01:00:45Yes, of course, and the community pays for the tobacco.

01:00:47Come on, man.

01:00:48Don't make us do what we don't want to do, okay?

01:00:51No, not my models.

01:00:53Are you going to let us smoke?

01:00:55No.

01:00:55Ah, no.

01:00:58God.

01:01:00Look, I'm tired of saying it.

01:01:03Do you want to stop throwing shit in the yard?

01:01:04You can break all the models you want.

01:01:07It won't do you any good.

01:01:08Belén, go get the boat in the living room.

01:01:10No, not the Spanish galleon.

01:01:13Emilio, put a mattress.

01:01:14And where do I sleep?

01:01:15But don't you realize that you are wasting your time?

01:01:18What are you going to do when you run out of tobacco?

01:01:21Well, it's true.

01:01:21I have no tobacco left.

01:01:23I have an idea.

01:01:25Let's see what happens.

01:01:25Okay, okay.

01:01:28Very good.

01:01:30We are going to negotiate, but with someone impartial.

01:01:32Yes of course.

01:01:33Now we call Nelson Mandela to see what his schedule is like.

01:01:36That's the blind man playing the piano, isn't it?

01:01:38Will it be?

01:01:39Okay, we'll just deal with José Miguel.

01:01:41No, no, no, no.

01:01:42We're not going to involve my son in this.

01:01:43Belén, bring the Spanish galleon.

01:01:45Okay, okay.

01:01:46Okay, I'll call him right away.

01:01:52I'm going, ....

01:01:59Hello.

01:02:03Less fair to set the table.

01:02:05Okay.

01:02:05Hey, like, well, I guess I'll spend a few nights here.

01:02:09Ah, I'm not saying this is it, okay?

01:02:11But I brought a toothbrush and a few other things, do you mind?

01:02:14No, okay, whatever you want.

01:02:21Hey guys, you can come in.

01:02:23They are essential items, but if they bother you here, they will be taken away.

01:02:28No, no, no, no.

01:02:29If you're going to be more comfortable, fine.

01:02:32I'm going to put away the clothes.

01:02:36Hey, Carlos, no, I don't know if there's room, huh?

01:02:37There's all that, ugh.

01:02:38Look, I brought an electric tie rack.

01:02:41And you can also wear stockings and tights, it's the bomb.

01:02:45Could you open the balcony for us, please?

01:02:46What is the balcony for?

01:02:47The film project screen, which doesn't fit up the stairs.

01:02:51It's a moment, right away and we'll be the moth.

01:02:53Okay, okay.

01:02:54Okay, okay.

01:02:56And which balcony do I open?

01:02:58Can?

01:02:59Hello, Roberto.

01:03:02Would you mind coming by another time, tomorrow or the day after or...?

01:03:06Lucia, I know you're having a bad time, but I'm done with the stupid suffering.

01:03:10Damn, weren't you short on money?

01:03:12Yes, yes, but it's a vice I have.

01:03:16I buy it on the teleshop, but then I have to return it in two weeks.

01:03:20Come on, no, silly.

01:03:22Sit down.

01:03:22I'm going to leave Belén for you.

01:03:28Oh yeah?

01:03:29Yeah.

01:03:29Lucía, you and I have had our crises, but it's clear that we are made for each other.

01:03:34Yeah, Roberto, but you know what? I have a motto.

01:03:38You'll never hook up with your friend's ex.

01:03:41Yeah, but the thing is, I'm more your ex than his ex.

01:03:45In this case it would be an ex-ex and they cancel each other out, like in mathematics, minus times minus, plus.

01:03:49Ah, yes, but Belén is a literary person and she won't understand it.

01:03:52Plus, she's really into you, huh? You're going to hurt her badly.

01:03:55No, it's okay. She's used to being left alone. I'm sure she's happy for us.

01:03:59Lucia, do you have big batteries?

01:04:01Look.

01:04:02Man.

01:04:03I was looking forward to seeing you.

01:04:05I know it has been a comfort to her all these days.

01:04:08Thanks my friend.

01:04:09Oh yeah?

01:04:10Man, one of these days we can all go out to dinner together.

01:04:14Whenever you want.

01:04:15Damn, you took it so well.

01:04:16Of course, man. I'm happy.

01:04:19Well, I know you've grown up. Welcome to the club.

01:04:21Well, I'm also going through a very intense moment of personal growth.

01:04:25Yes, and with so much happiness I'm getting, oh, a headache.

01:04:29Hey, can we leave this for another time?

01:04:31Okay, okay, okay.

01:04:32Nothing, see you another day.

01:04:34Yes, yes.

01:04:34What's happening?

01:04:38Nothing, go away.

01:04:39No, you go.

01:04:39Why me?

01:04:40What do you think?

01:04:42Oh, oh.

01:04:43You see, Roberto, you have to go.

01:04:47Carlos and I are dating.

01:04:49Yeah.

01:04:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:04:52Yeah.

01:04:57Come on, don't fuck with me.

01:04:58But come on, dinner is still on.

01:05:01My son, negotiation is an art.

01:05:03It's about bringing them to your side, but making it seem like they're the ones bringing you to theirs.

01:05:07I would show you a video of Nicolás Redondo, but we don't have time.

01:05:10And look how they are organized.

01:05:11We might even do a Putin-style assault.

01:05:14Don't worry, I'm telling you that we've removed the detectors and that you can smoke in your homes.

01:05:17No!

01:05:18That is giving in to blackmail.

01:05:20But what does it matter if it's just to get them out.

01:05:21Then we do whatever we want.

01:05:23Yes sir.

01:05:24That's politics.

01:05:25If anything happens to me, I know that this, our community, is in good hands.

01:05:28Well, that will have to be voted on.

01:05:30Here, record everything in case there is a trial.

01:05:33No, it is not necessary.

01:05:33I am super gifted.

01:05:34I have a very good memory.

01:05:35Yes, I hide it from you here and they won't even notice.

01:05:38Juan.

01:05:39What is this?

01:05:40Well, what do you think?

01:05:41Well, your son is passing tobacco to the coup plotters.

01:05:45Don't be suspicious.

01:05:46Maybe the boy smokes.

01:05:48Hey, hey, I'm a healthy boy.

01:05:49This is a matter of business.

01:05:51Ah, very good.

01:05:52Now it turns out you're a camel.

01:05:53You are trading in carcinogenic and harmful substances for public health.

01:05:56Hey, hey, the first one to get rich with this is the State.

01:05:59Besides, if you don't work, someone will have to support the family.

01:06:02There, there it is.

01:06:04You are grounded.

01:06:05To your room right now.

01:06:06Which room?

01:06:06If the house has not been invaded.

01:06:09Calm down, Juan.

01:06:10That everything has its good side.

01:06:17We caught José Miguel.

01:06:19We have cut off your supply.

01:06:21Let's see how you spend the night without tobacco.

01:06:24They have caught the child.

01:06:25Well, this is all I have left.

01:06:26Bring it here.

01:06:27No, Marisa, you only smoke black.

01:06:29Well, if we can hold out until they fall asleep, we can go down to the video store and buy some.

01:06:34We're going to take turns on guard.

01:06:36Nobody leaves here.

01:06:38I surrendered unconditionally.

01:06:40Don't worry, we can spend a night without smoking perfectly.

01:06:43Of course.

01:06:44I managed it until I was 12.

01:06:47Anyone for acupuncture?

01:06:51Doña Concha, you don't have the floor.

01:06:54Votes in favor?

01:06:55Dad, the meeting is adjourned.

01:06:57Hey, change places.

01:07:01I don't sleep with Aunt Nieves.

01:07:02Stop giving Dad enough rest, you've already caused him enough trouble.

01:07:05Well, you go with her, that's it.

01:07:06Let's see, what's going on with your aunt now?

01:07:08Well, he moves, snores and hugs me.

01:07:10In that order.

01:07:11Well, go into the other room to sleep.

01:07:12Yes, Natalia and Pablo will come now and want to use the bed.

01:07:15That's the typical fact that dad doesn't like to hear.

01:07:18What are those voices?

01:07:19José Miguel, to bed.

01:07:21I won't sleep with you.

01:07:22Oops!

01:07:23What does Juan tell me?

01:07:25Look, leave it.

01:07:26The sofa is for you.

01:07:26But don't let him.

01:07:28Where are you going?

01:07:28To the street.

01:07:29I need to think.

01:07:30This community is going to shit.

01:07:32If you woke him up in the middle of a meeting.

01:07:34What do I know?

01:07:36Juan, don't run away from problems like when we were in school.

01:07:39And now it's your turn to be on guard.

01:07:40It doesn't matter.

01:07:41I'll take your turn.

01:07:43And you don't fall asleep.

01:07:44That bun is like a pillow.

01:07:46No, no way.

01:07:47Look, I also have a thermos of coffee.

01:07:50Do you want me to make you a phone case?

01:07:51Do you want me to make you a phone case?

01:07:51Damn, they'll leave us halfway.

01:08:01But why don't we go to sleep?

01:08:02It's the only way to forget about tobacco.

01:08:05It's just that I can't sleep without a cigarette.

01:08:07No sex, no tobacco.

01:08:09What a sad life.

01:08:11I'm going to use the bridge to my retirement to jump off.

01:08:14Are you already feeling that your urge to smoke is going away?

01:08:17No, but physical contact with a woman is already worth it.

01:08:21What is it?

01:08:22And what are you doing?

01:08:23Well, send messages to Emilio.

01:08:24This is how I entertain myself.

01:08:29Who is it?

01:08:35The balance of point.

01:08:37I already have something for a cell phone with a camera.

01:08:39And they send you the message now?

01:08:40I'm going to call milk.

01:08:41It's like machines do this and they don't sleep.

01:08:45Already.

01:08:48Don't bother me.

01:09:01I'll play whatever I want.

01:09:11Again?

01:09:18Yeah.

01:09:19This month I have three free multimedia messages.

01:09:24And a bowl for cereal?

01:09:26Hey, I'm going to call customer service for a moment, okay?

01:09:28To shit on no one.

01:09:29Well, and give him my regards.

01:09:31It is not possible.

01:09:39Yeah?

01:09:40What are you doing sending me texts?

01:09:42Carmen is here, crazy, you're crazy.

01:09:45Hey, this being the other girl thing is so much fun.

01:09:47I want you to come up.

01:09:48But why?

01:09:49If you are already smoking.

01:09:49You don't need me anymore.

01:09:51I'll decide that.

01:09:53I want to do it with you now.

01:09:55Well, look, I'll find you a good psychiatrist to pass the MOT, okay?

01:09:57But now leave me alone.

01:09:59Crazy!

01:10:02Asshole!

01:10:03There you go.

01:10:04I threatened to unsubscribe and they freaked out.

01:10:07Very good.

01:10:10Come on, bring it here, I'm more used to the girls.

01:10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, honey.

01:10:14You rest, okay?

01:10:14Don't stress me out.

01:10:17What's happening?

01:10:18You go up or I go down.

01:10:20Choose.

01:10:21Mr. Juan, it's not time, eh?

01:10:22We'll talk about this tomorrow at the meeting.

01:10:24Emilio, are you serious?

01:10:26Well, yeah, huh?

01:10:27Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

01:10:29The president, who is overcome by nighttime insecurities.

01:10:32The loneliness of power is very hard.

01:10:33Well, why don't you turn off your cell phone?

01:10:34Well, because I don't remember the ping.

01:10:36And if you make a mistake, then the PUR will ask for it.

01:10:38And if you enter the PUR incorrectly, then screw the phone.

01:10:40Then put it on silent.

01:10:42And how is that done?

01:10:43Three.

01:10:47To the.

01:10:48Holy shit, that's fucking awesome.

01:10:50Let's see, call me, see if it rings.

01:10:51Emilio, go to sleep.

01:10:52Okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:11:00He's going to shit himself.

01:11:02He's going to shit himself.

01:11:04But you, where are you going?

01:11:05They are watching me.

01:11:06He couldn't stand the pressure.

01:11:09I'm not surprised, it's just that you have to keep your mind occupied with something.

01:11:12Why don't we have an orgy?

01:11:14I'm still holding on.

01:11:16I'm at the orchía.

01:11:18Emilio.

01:11:43Emilio.

01:11:44Emilio.

01:11:51You see, what?

01:11:52Come here.

01:11:56I'm going, okay?

01:11:57I'm going, I'm going to...

01:11:58You're worrying me, huh?

01:12:17I'm going to ask the president for a restraining order.

01:12:19Well, whatever you want, but let's go to the accountant's room.

01:12:21That I do not agree to blackmail.

01:12:23And besides, I just did it with Carmen, so I'm recharging my battery.

01:12:25Well, you take a Viagra from your father.

01:12:27What am I saying?

01:12:28There is no egg.

01:12:29No?

01:12:30Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:12:31There is egg, yes.

01:12:32Come on, but quickly, okay?

01:12:33And when you have an orgasm, don't scream.

01:12:35Mold the broom handle or something.

01:12:36Well, don't pressure me, I won't make it later.

01:12:38No, no, no.

01:12:40Come on, thief.

01:12:43Here.

01:12:45I don't mind if you dance.

01:12:46What bothers me is the clique that forms around you.

01:12:49And what do you want me to do?

01:12:50Well, don't get on the loudspeaker when you're wearing a miniskirt,

01:12:52that there were people taking photos with their cell phones.

01:12:53That ends on the internet.

01:12:55Dad, what are you doing there?

01:12:57I've fallen on my mother, haven't I?

01:12:58Always a lot of nonsense, then he gets really bad tempered.

01:13:00No, without any problem with it.

01:13:02Only the neighbors have been kidnapped

01:13:03that they have attacked my house

01:13:04to force me to lift the smoking ban.

01:13:07And then I argued with Nieves and José Miguel.

01:13:10And I came down here to look at the stars

01:13:11to lift my spirits.

01:13:13But there is light pollution

01:13:14and you can't see anything.

01:13:16But come on, I don't want to bore you.

01:13:18We don't care about you either.

01:13:19Come on, see you later.

01:13:20Go up, I'll go now.

01:13:21Where did I fail?

01:13:27I have failed as a president, as a teacher, as a father.

01:13:30Well, I haven't gotten pregnant.

01:13:32And José Miguel doesn't take drugs.

01:13:34You haven't done so badly either.

01:13:35No, he doesn't do drugs.

01:13:36He only deals in tobacco.

01:13:39I don't know what to do to make this building work anymore.

01:13:42To start, change your attitude a little.

01:13:44You've lived with your mom for a long time and that has an influence.

01:13:47You have to be a little more tolerant.

01:13:48Hey, I have plenty of tolerance.

01:13:50I was the first in this country to start talking about Talante.

01:13:53And then Zapatero copied me.

01:13:55Since when do you smoke?

01:13:56Leave that right now.

01:13:58You see what I'm saying?

01:13:59You want to fix everything by banning.

01:14:00By means of a statute.

01:14:02For example, if instead of treating sex as a taboo,

01:14:05you could have told me a little more about him,

01:14:06Maybe I wouldn't have been interested so soon.

01:14:09How soon?

01:14:10When?

01:14:11What does it matter?

01:14:12Dad, if you ban something, you make it more attractive.

01:14:15How many people do you know who go 120 on the highway?

01:14:17Not even the radar car.

01:14:18Be careful, I strictly obey the speed limits.

01:14:21marked by the DGT for everyone's safety.

01:14:24And my car pulls, huh?

01:14:25You step on it and don't see the reprise.

01:14:27Hey, didn't you quit smoking?

01:14:29Yes, 15 years and three months ago.

01:14:31Exactly.

01:14:32And I haven't had a cigarette since.

01:14:35Oh my God!

01:14:37Don't worry, nothing's wrong.

01:14:38And smoking is shit.

01:14:40But there are already too many problems in the world

01:14:41because of intolerance,

01:14:43as if to make a fuss here over a trifle.

01:14:45Hey, you're not bad at public speaking.

01:14:47It's obvious you have it in your blood.

01:14:49Polishing you a little,

01:14:50could you help me with the speeches.

01:14:52I'm going to bed.

01:14:59Natalia.

01:15:04Daughter, you and I need to talk more.

01:15:08I have noticed chemistry.

01:15:09Don't get excited either.

01:15:10What is it?

01:15:11Not here, damn it.

01:15:13That the pipe burns.

01:15:13Lie down on the floor.

01:15:14Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:15:15That you hurt him, look.

01:15:16Long legs don't bite.

01:15:18Hit him with the broom.

01:15:20Emilio?

01:15:22Emilio!

01:15:22Uh, yeah, everything's in order here, huh.

01:15:27Go in peace.

01:15:28Emilio, please.

01:15:30This is a fraudulent bear of common elements.

01:15:33Forgive me, but I remind you

01:15:34that you inaugurated this riding school.

01:15:36Dear.

01:15:37Host!

01:15:40Uh, sorry.

01:15:41Is Emilio here?

01:15:42Uh, yeah, yeah, it's here.

01:15:45Today is the day for a review, a purge.

01:15:46and cleaning the boiler.

01:15:47At four in the morning?

01:15:49Because if not, there will be no heating tomorrow.

01:15:50and that is the reason for political swelling.

01:15:52But hey, what do you think?

01:15:53Why does Emilio live here?

01:15:54Can they be exploiting you all the time?

01:15:56Workers have rights, there are agreements.

01:15:58No, yes, it's just today, it's an emergency.

01:15:59No, not just today,

01:16:00because when it's not the boiler it's the elevator

01:16:02or the antenna or the botched jobs in the houses.

01:16:04Let's see, how long has it been since you were given a vacation?

01:16:06Well, right now I don't have that information.

01:16:07And have you ever been paid for overtime?

01:16:09The night?

01:16:10The holidays?

01:16:11Because I remind you that the week has 40 hours

01:16:13and he already fulfilled them on Tuesday.

01:16:15Well, that's prorated into your payroll.

01:16:17Ah, of course, we're already talking about junk contracts.

01:16:20No, no, no garbage at all, okay?

01:16:21That I am very working class.

01:16:23I played with Rosendo at a PC party.

01:16:25Yeah.

01:16:26I want a copy of your contract tomorrow.

01:16:28because Emilio will be a good guy,

01:16:29But I file a complaint against them that will sink them.

01:16:32Honey, leave that, you don't have to be there.

01:16:35Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm coming.

01:16:36He's already gone.

01:16:47Go on, go.

01:16:48Look what a mess you've made, go away.

01:16:50Talk tomorrow.

01:16:52In a flash I had to swallow it because of you.

01:16:55Thank you very much, Mr. Juan.

01:16:57Which list does my girlfriend belong to?

01:16:58Yes, yes, it is clear that she is a teacher.

01:17:00We have maintained a high-level dialectical battle,

01:17:02worthy of Jesús Hermida.

01:17:03By the way, I think that the thing about my vacation being skipped

01:17:06we should talk about it, right?

01:17:08No, no, no, I said prorated.

01:17:11It's not the same.

01:17:13Ah, okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:17:16So how much did you say it cost?

01:17:17a date with that guy you got me?

01:17:19300, with sex 600.

01:17:21Damn, what prices, but if it is that

01:17:22even in the monsenota the euro.

01:17:25She was right, one thing, the dress is hideous.

01:17:28How funny, you should have seen how you look.

01:17:30Am I wrong?

01:17:31No, seriously, thank you very much for coming.

01:17:35Oh, you're welcome.

01:17:36Look, sometimes I look at you and it makes me angry that I'm gay.

01:17:39And I'm a lesbian.

01:17:40Because thyrosexually speaking

01:17:41This is like the kissing moment, isn't it?

01:17:43Yeah.

01:17:44Well, kiss each other, man, don't hold back?

01:17:46What are you doing here?

01:17:47Look, I'm not shouting because the child has fallen asleep.

01:17:49and it cost me a lot.

01:17:50So this man is much more important to you than I am.

01:17:53No, this man was going to a wedding alone.

01:17:54and you had your whole family there.

01:17:56Yes, looking forward to meeting you.

01:17:58I have been alone and lame.

01:17:59Like the bad guy in a soap opera?

01:18:00No, sorry, the only bad guy in this soap opera is you.

01:18:03Oh no.

01:18:03Look, Rosa, I just don't understand why you insist on always competing with Mauri.

01:18:06I don't understand it, really.

01:18:07Because you spend more time with him than with me.

01:18:08It seems you only want me to take care of your child.

01:18:10That's not true, huh?

01:18:11How strange to argue in this tone, right?

01:18:13How much I feel like shouting right now.

01:18:15Mauri, please.

01:18:15Look, Bea, we can't go on like this, okay?

01:18:18Either this man gets out of your life or you get out of mine.

01:18:21This man cannot leave my life because he is the father of my child.

01:18:24That's nice, thank you.

01:18:25So you want to quit?

01:18:28Well, look, if those are the conditions, yes.

01:18:30Very good.

01:18:32Well, you don't even have to stop by my house.

01:18:34Here are your things.

01:18:36So you came to drop me off.

01:18:38Man, if it's to save you a trip.

01:18:43Well, those sandals are hideous.

01:18:44No, you don't get into that.

01:18:45You elegant one, who are a lady.

01:18:47They are horrible.

01:18:49Mauri, let's go back to the bar.

01:18:51Yes, and Ezequiel?

01:18:53This one takes the game too.

01:18:54Come, come, come, wait.

01:18:55Let's go for a walk and see if we can clear our heads.

01:18:58Come.

01:19:00Mauri, have I left you out?

01:19:01No, you left her, which is much cooler.

01:19:04Come on, let's go for a walk.

01:19:05Which makes a beautiful night for a family outing.

01:19:08That?

01:19:32The first one in the morning is the best, right?

01:19:34That's why you wanted us to go to sleep.

01:19:37No, no, no, no, no, I found it on the floor.

01:19:40Well, come on, let it roll.

01:19:41If there is none left, bring it here.

01:19:43No, leave me alone, it's mine.

01:19:45Let's get along, there are a lot of knives here.

01:19:50Hey, I don't want to hurt you.

01:19:54What are you doing?

01:19:56Pass it to me, Isabel.

01:19:58Hey, no!

01:19:59Look at each other, please, that's enough.

01:20:01You look like junkies.

01:20:02Are you arguing?

01:20:03Hey, for the ass!

01:20:04Herbs, don't get between a smoker and his cigarette.

01:20:08What's happening?

01:20:08That your life no longer has meaning without tobacco.

01:20:11It's pathetic.

01:20:12You're spending 1,500 euros a year poisoning yourselves.

01:20:16I'll buy you a bottle of bleach.

01:20:18It's cheaper.

01:20:18Everyone kills themselves as they wish.

01:20:20But it's not for your health anymore.

01:20:22Maybe you quit smoking and two days later you get hit by a truck.

01:20:25But at least you died free from chains.

01:20:27You have invaded this house demanding freedom.

01:20:30And now you tie yourselves to that garbage.

01:20:34Juan hasn't smoked for 15 years, to go no further.

01:20:37Is it that you cannot achieve it?

01:20:46Vicenta! Vicenta!

01:20:51They're here! They're here! They've left!

01:20:54Don't worry, they're coming to negotiate.

01:20:57Get that out of the way, damn it!

01:20:59The monkey got the better of you, huh?

01:21:01Honey, we've decided we're going to quit smoking.

01:21:04This time for real.

01:21:05Juan, come out! They've surrendered!

01:21:08He's not here. Will you let me sleep peacefully?

01:21:10You're going to delay my growth spurt.

01:21:14Oh man! The coup plotters!

01:21:16Come on, get together and we'll kick them all out.

01:21:20Have you seen Juan?

01:21:21Well, no, no. It hasn't happened through the first one.

01:21:24And I've been in the crosshairs since seven.

01:21:26There's a knock at the door, man, I've put up the sign.

01:21:36Damn, I was smoking!

01:21:38No, no, be careful. Just one to try to put myself in your shoes.

01:21:40And I've realized that you have to be tolerant.

01:21:43I am willing to allow smoking throughout the building.

01:21:45Of course. Now that you're hooked again, a myth has been shattered for me.

01:21:49Well, I won't quit smoking. Right now I'm drinking at the tobacconist's.

01:21:52Let's go!

01:21:52No, don't give up! Free yourselves from the chains of nicotine!

01:21:56Juan, I had used you as an example.

01:21:58Now that we were moving towards harmony, why?

01:22:00Why? Why? Why?

01:22:02But it was only one, Isabel.

01:22:04It was to remember my times of rebellion.

01:22:06But I've been well prepared. Look, it's easy to quit smoking if you know how.

01:22:10Let me talk to him.

01:22:11I don't know! But cover yourself!

01:22:12I'm wearing a swimsuit, ma'am.

01:22:14You're afraid of a disaster, Juan. How sad!

01:22:16We are misgoverned!

01:22:19Mason!

01:22:20What does it say?

01:22:21It doesn't matter.

01:22:23Tolerance.

01:22:26Now leave it again.

01:22:28With what it cost me.

01:22:30But I'll get there.

01:22:33Clear.

01:22:34Belén told me yes.

01:22:36Give them to Lucia who falls.

01:22:37And look who he fell with.

01:22:39With Carlos.

01:22:39And you go and listen to Belén.

01:22:41She's a crazy woman who's sexually extorting me.

01:22:44Well, I don't understand anything anymore.

01:22:45One complains that he doesn't have any girls.

01:22:47Another complains that he has two.

01:22:49And Paco...

01:22:50Well, Paco doesn't even complain anymore.

01:22:52Sorry, but I already hooked up with one at the wedding.

01:22:54And I took a photo with my phone to prove it.

01:22:56Come on, show it to us.

01:22:57Come on, better not.

01:22:59You don't have a fucking clue about women.

01:23:01If you would listen to me...

01:23:02Fuck.

01:23:03Carlos arrives with Lucía.

01:23:05And here I am, getting drunk at twelve in the morning.

01:23:07And on top of that, in their premises.

01:23:09Give me another one.

01:23:10It is in alcohol.

01:23:11Oh yeah?

01:23:12Well, I'm getting drunk, man.

01:23:14I'm getting dizzy.

01:23:14But that's because of the mental mess he has.

01:23:16Come on, get some peanuts out of him.

01:23:18That it's coming down on us.

01:23:20Man, I have to get her back somehow.

01:23:22Hey, don't you like Belén better?

01:23:23And so you take a problem away from me.

01:23:24Let's see, please.

01:23:25I would like to dedicate an a cappella song to my friend Roberto.

01:23:28That he's having a really bad time.

01:23:30Dad, get down from there, you're going to depress us even more.

01:23:32Shut up, damn it, she's very romantic.

01:23:34For the love of women.

01:23:36No!

01:23:36Damn, Paco, turn off the mic, damn it.

01:23:38Come on, everyone join in the chorus.

01:23:40We hold hands.

01:23:42They are all the same.

01:23:44Less...

01:23:45This Diana thing is a video store.

01:23:46I'm fed up with taking out and putting in shelves.

01:23:49Hey, look, I have Paco's cell phone.

01:23:50Look at the photo of the trunk.

01:23:52Jose, look at that.

01:23:53Yes, I'm having a pot with my cousin, but where did this come from to you?

01:23:56What an ugly bitch.

01:23:57Well, it's not so bad, is it?

01:23:58But it's ugly.

01:23:59No, she's not bad, but you, she's there, so you can shut down.

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