Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x08 - Erase un famoso - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

Aquellas_Maravillosas_Series

Un famoso torero va celebrar su boda con una modelo en el restaurante de Lucía para evitar a los fotógrafos de la prensa rosa. Lucía les da el día libre a todos los empleados y contrata personal cualificado para que la celebración sea un éxito. Vicenta se va de viaje a visitar a una tía suya enferma y Marisa y Concha llaman a un anuncio de jóvenes voluntarios diciendo que están incapacitadas para conseguir que alguien les haga todo gratis durante esos días. Mauri está agotado, todas las noches salen de marcha y los días lo pasan haciendo puenting y deportes de riesgo. Pero él no quiere dejar solo a Diego un momento para que no se lo quiten, así que tiene que aguantar como puede.

Transcript

00:00:00Here, here, here, no one lives! Not here! Not here!

00:00:27What? Another little message from Carlos?

00:00:29He never gets tired.

00:00:30What does it say?

00:00:31I don't know, I don't read it anymore.

00:00:32But why are you dating him if you don't like him?

00:00:34Because if you tell him no, he gets much more annoying.

00:00:37No.

00:00:39Do you realize?

00:00:40It's the first time since we met that we both have a steady boyfriend.

00:00:44Yours is pathetic, but oh well.

00:00:49And yours doesn't.

00:00:50Well, the important thing is that we have a boyfriend.

00:00:52How are you, my love?

00:00:52The difference is that you have to see him every day.

00:00:55Hello darling.

00:00:55I don't see that much of a difference.

00:00:57Carlos, seeing each other a lot is not good for a relationship.

00:01:01The more I see you, the less I miss you.

00:01:02And you want me to miss you, don't you?

00:01:04Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:01:05But hey, you'll have missed me tonight, for sure.

00:01:07We can go to dinner.

00:01:08And I've met up with Belén.

00:01:11Since she has a boyfriend she has become boring and she doesn't know.

00:01:13Well, but it doesn't matter.

00:01:14The four of us can get together for dinner as a couple.

00:01:17Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:01:18As a couple.

00:01:19Okay, hey, I know a seafood restaurant that serves some amazing spider crabs and eels.

00:01:22Honey, Belén and Emilio can't afford it.

00:01:24They are not going to feel comfortable.

00:01:25Because?

00:01:26They're showing Verano Azul tonight and I've been told it's really good.

00:01:28I haven't seen her.

00:01:29Let's see, if it's about the money, don't worry, man, I'll treat.

00:01:31But come on, I'll record it and that way I can skip the ads quickly.

00:01:34Come on, I'll pick you up at ten, okay?

00:01:35Hey, I'll bring my dad's car.

00:01:37It's a big Mercedes, Titan Silver.

00:01:38But you, what are you up to? A crown for life?

00:01:45Emilio, this is the first time you and I have been to a seafood restaurant.

00:01:49We, all week.

00:01:51And we have called Telecentollo that many times.

00:01:54Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:01:56Not here, not here.

00:01:58Every day is like this.

00:02:00I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:02:03I was just looking for some peace.

00:02:05I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:07Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:02:10Not here, not here.

00:02:11No, no, no.

00:02:12Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:02:14Not here, not here.

00:02:16No no.

00:02:16The house above me is collapsing.

00:02:18I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:02:21The neighbors visit me and listen to me.

00:02:23I can't stand this place.

00:02:25It's if all my neighbors have wines.

00:02:27If not, come to my son.

00:02:28Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I want to show you.

00:02:30Where clowns cry, thieves steal from us.

00:02:32And the stones are converted into something to buy.

00:02:34Come in a shaker.

00:02:39Come in an earthquake and a mouthful.

00:02:43Yeah.

00:02:44Come in thanks to this ladder.

00:02:49Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:02:51Not here, not here.

00:02:53Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:02:55I can't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:00I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:02And I wake up his cheek in the chop.

00:03:04Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:07Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:09Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:12No.

00:03:12Oh, what's going on here?

00:03:17Lucia, I can't come to work tonight because my grandmother is having surgery.

00:03:21Uh, uh, yeah, I have problems too.

00:03:24Okay, okay, we'll talk later, okay?

00:03:25It's that I'm with some clients.

00:03:27That's my thing.

00:03:29How strong, look!

00:03:31Ah, Chayanne!

00:03:32What Chayanne?

00:03:33It's Tony Romero, bullfighter.

00:03:35Uh, yes, they're getting married in secret and they're having the banquet here tonight.

00:03:38Please.

00:03:39Tony, Tony!

00:03:40Hey, my grandmother can have surgery another day, she can last 24 hours.

00:03:44No, no, no, I don't need you, I've hired waiters, really.

00:03:47Tonight I have a lot at stake.

00:03:48Please, the most important thing is that no curious people come.

00:03:52Uh, no, no, no, no, they're waitresses, but come on, they're leaving now.

00:03:54Tony, can you sign an autograph for me? It's for my boyfriend, Emilio.

00:03:58His father was also a bullfighter.

00:03:59Oh, honey, isn't this place a bit shabby for dinner?

00:04:02It doesn't matter, as long as there's no celebrity press, I'm fed up with that scum.

00:04:05I'm tired of breaking cameras.

00:04:06Oh yeah, they're very annoying, the same thing happens to me.

00:04:08No, no, no, don't worry, eh, no one's going to get in here.

00:04:12And besides, we're all very discreet, aren't we?

00:04:13Hey!

00:04:14Tony Romero and his girlfriend are here!

00:04:17Wow!

00:04:17Where is?

00:04:18Where is?

00:04:19I have to give him two kisses.

00:04:21It's the cook and her assistant, but come on, they're not going to get out of there.

00:04:24Sign my apron.

00:04:27How I like it when you do homework!

00:04:29When I was admitted to the Malaga reception I lost consciousness.

00:04:31Look, against the peak of the table.

00:04:33No, don't pay attention to him, he tripped over the dog.

00:04:35Hey, how many of you are getting married?

00:04:37Because in magazines it's not called anything else.

00:04:39Are they getting married here?

00:04:40No!

00:04:41Well, you guys go easy, everything is under control, okay?

00:04:43And besides, don't worry, it's going to be a beautiful wedding.

00:04:47Yes, let's go.

00:04:48Put on your glasses, in case there are people outside.

00:04:50And you don't say a word about this, okay? Please, I'm asking you.

00:04:54Toni!

00:04:55Can you sign one for my brother?

00:04:56Come.

00:04:57If he has no class.

00:04:58Too bad, I'm going to miss it.

00:05:00I have to go see Aunt Chelo.

00:05:02Don't worry about it.

00:05:03I take the photograph and sell the exclusive.

00:05:05Oh, what a bunch of people!

00:05:07We opened the boiler and nobody came.

00:05:09It's the same.

00:05:10Neighbors, with the new boiler that they have installed for us,

00:05:12This community of ours enters fully into the 21st century

00:05:15and is at the top of the communities in this city in thermal matters.

00:05:19Yes, now the only thing is to see how we pay for it.

00:05:22The important thing is that, which is to deceive the bank.

00:05:24And you, read the manual carefully, because here whoever breaks it pays.

00:05:28Mr. Juan, why don't you read it first and underline the most important things for me?

00:05:31Emilio, I give you the honor of placing the first order for diesel.

00:05:34Ah, thank you very much.

00:05:36I will try to live up to it.

00:05:37Be careful with the instruction manual.

00:05:39It looks like an encyclopedia.

00:05:43Why do you want four suitcases and go away for two days?

00:05:46That's just in case he gets lucky.

00:05:47When I return I want to find the house as I left it.

00:05:50I've taken the chicken fillets out of the freezer for you.

00:05:52You can make them breaded.

00:05:53And remember to water the plants and clean the dust, I know you.

00:05:56Yes, shut up already.

00:05:58Thank you very much, Andrés, for helping me.

00:06:00You are a man of those who no longer exist.

00:06:01You don't miss me.

00:06:02Ladies, are you going on a trip?

00:06:04What a rest!

00:06:05No, I'm going alone.

00:06:07My aunt Chelo has fallen ill and I'm going to the reading of the will.

00:06:10But what reading? She's still alive.

00:06:12That's why he reads it, to see their faces.

00:06:14Ask for 50 liters of sea water, that way I can fill up my car.

00:06:18It's not the same diesel, Dad.

00:06:19Will you shut up now?

00:06:21Hey, how long does it take to look at the truck?

00:06:23Ah, they'll be here in 24 hours.

00:06:25Come on, nothing, thank you very much.

00:06:28Dad, do you want to call Mom?

00:06:30It's free.

00:06:30It's Mr. Juan's cell phone.

00:06:32Not a chance for mom.

00:06:33But I am, here is an erotic line that looks very good.

00:06:37Yes of course.

00:06:37I'll give it to you right now.

00:06:38Tell Lucia not to worry, that I've left all the food ready for the wedding.

00:06:42What wedding?

00:06:43Tony Romero is getting married today and celebrating at Lucía's restaurant.

00:06:46But we can't say it, it's a secret, sorry.

00:06:49Tony Romero, the bullfighter?

00:06:51Don't pay attention to him.

00:06:52He's taken three Biodraminas for the trip and doesn't know what he's talking about.

00:06:55Give me a kiss, I'll miss the bus.

00:06:57Oh, your wife is here.

00:06:59This is the last time I fall in love with a married man.

00:07:02And why doesn't the posh girl invite us to that wedding?

00:07:04If you are the president of the community.

00:07:06If someone gets some photos, they'll get a lot of money, right?

00:07:09The exclusive is already sold.

00:07:11They have been given 20 kilos.

00:07:14Dude, I know you have to be famous.

00:07:16There's going to be press, Juan.

00:07:17Your political career.

00:07:18I'm going to iron your tuxedo.

00:07:19Nieves, we haven't been invited.

00:07:21At weddings, people always fail and empty seats are ugly.

00:07:26And what should I wear?

00:07:28And what are you going to do now without Vicenta?

00:07:29Has the food processor gone?

00:07:31I don't know, but I don't clean.

00:07:33If that one also lives with service.

00:07:35Hey, what if we call one of those volunteers who cares for elderly people?

00:07:40But you don't need her to be taken care of.

00:07:42Oh, yes.

00:07:43I even see him looking very bad.

00:07:48Man, I was just about to go wake you up.

00:07:51Well, you still have time.

00:07:53How are you?

00:07:53Romantic dinner with Diego?

00:07:54The dinner was good.

00:07:56But then he takes me out for a drink and then another.

00:07:58And then they invited us to champagne and then to shots.

00:08:01At six in the morning he says to me, how strange, you dance, and I was just trying to fall.

00:08:05Don't laugh because at this rate my son's baptism won't happen.

00:08:08I really need a quieter life.

00:08:12Fernando was so calm.

00:08:13He would sit on his couch reading, we would open a wine, we would chat, I don't know.

00:08:17Yes, but Diego is not Fernando.

00:08:18Each one is as he is.

00:08:20Oh, if you don't like going out, just tell him and let him go.

00:08:22Of course, with how handsome he is, I leave him alone.

00:08:24Oh, so you're going to do the shot route every day out of jealousy.

00:08:27Forgive me, but I am not jealous.

00:08:28In any case, a bit possessive, but it's not my fault, I'm Latino, I can't help it.

00:08:32I like the sun, paella, and not having my boyfriend touched.

00:08:36You'll decide what you do, but when you're dating someone, the first month is key.

00:08:39The foundations of the relationship must be made clear.

00:08:40Yes, because then the cement dries and you can't move your feet anymore.

00:08:43What dries out?

00:08:44What do you want to be? Dominant or dominated?

00:08:45I?

00:08:47Dominant? Let's see how it feels.

00:08:51Hello good.

00:08:51Hello.

00:08:52How are you? How's the king of the party doing?

00:08:54Come on, get changed, we have plans for today.

00:08:55Ah, no, no, no, no, no way, okay?

00:08:57Today I choose the plan.

00:08:59Well, well, well, I'm going to think about a country jursion.

00:09:01No, it's just that if you start with the fact...

00:09:02To the countryside?

00:09:03If you don't feel like it, we'll do something else.

00:09:04No, wait, I'll get the mantitra and the wine.

00:09:06See what takes me to the countryside.

00:09:08And how are you? How's the pregnancy going?

00:09:10Me, fine. Or do you want me to tell you?

00:09:12No, wine is fine for me.

00:09:13This isn't Romero, you're not a toner or anything, man.

00:09:16If he doesn't come close, then they'll give him 20 kilos for his wedding.

00:09:18Vanessa is so hot, what a hottie.

00:09:20You get tired of that type of woman quickly, you have no inner life.

00:09:23When sex is over, what do you talk about?

00:09:24With you I don't know, about few things.

00:09:26Man, the emigrant.

00:09:28How is the rural emergency plan going?

00:09:30Have you hooked up in your grandparents' village?

00:09:32Have I hooked up?

00:09:33I've been with an amazing girl.

00:09:35His father owns vineyards.

00:09:36We went into the cellar and had a go among the barrels.

00:09:39It was like a porn version of Falcon Crest.

00:09:43Nothing, not even a donut.

00:09:45I just can't explain it, and look how hard I've worked on it, huh?

00:09:47I've tried them all.

00:09:48It's just that it's blocked.

00:09:49That's testicular pressure.

00:09:50This needs to be addressed.

00:09:52Come on, I don't masturbate.

00:09:53But if it is very healthy, it eliminates toxins and dead cells.

00:09:56Look at Paquito's complexion.

00:09:57Before they told you that you would go blind,

00:09:59but it was discovered that it was to get you very close to the magazine.

00:10:01I've always wanted to write a book on that subject.

00:10:03That sells.

00:10:04A self-help book, never better said.

00:10:05Hey, why aren't you going to Lucia's wedding?

00:10:08As?

00:10:08What's getting married?

00:10:09No, not her.

00:10:10Tony Romero marries.

00:10:11But Lucía organizes dinner for him at her restaurant.

00:10:14I'm sure there are some awesome girls.

00:10:16It's true, at a wedding if there's no luck it's because you're the priest.

00:10:18Ah, well, I'm in.

00:10:19And I think if you drink too much later, someone will have to drive.

00:10:22But how are you going to sneak into a wedding if you're not related?

00:10:24I am very religious.

00:10:26For me, we are all brothers.

00:10:27Hello, I'm Nacho Martín, the new volunteer who comes to take care of them.

00:10:34Ah, yes, come in, come in.

00:10:35Thank you very much for coming.

00:10:37It's just that our little sister has left and we can't take care of ourselves anymore.

00:10:42Well, don't worry about anything, I'm already here.

00:10:45Shell!

00:10:46Look who's come!

00:10:48Agustín, beautiful!

00:10:50He's not your grandson!

00:10:52The poor girl is losing her mind.

00:10:54The day I'm gone, I don't know what will become of her.

00:10:57How are you doing in Santurce?

00:10:59And here we go!

00:11:00What is the volunteer!

00:11:02Well, tell me.

00:11:04The poor girl is losing her mind.

00:11:06The day I leave, I don't know what will become of her.

00:11:09Excuse me for sitting down, but ever since my hip broke,

00:11:13I have some pains.

00:11:15Sit carefully, carefully.

00:11:17Sorry for the mess, because everything is so dirty.

00:11:21Well, it's okay.

00:11:23You stay here watching TV, I'll take care of everything.

00:11:25May God reward you, son.

00:11:27If you could make us something to eat, because the doctor told us not to cook.

00:11:33It's just that between the pulse and the cataracts we go overboard with the salt.

00:11:37Well, I'll prepare something for them to eat and leave dinner ready.

00:11:40Come on.

00:11:43This works!

00:11:44Hey, let me know about Santurce, I'll almost die laughing.

00:11:47Sorry, they're going to want a bath before going to bed.

00:11:52No, no, not me.

00:11:54Man, that could be good.

00:11:55Of course.

00:11:59Damn, this is really incomplete.

00:12:07I would ask Lucía if she would invite us, and that way we would avoid unnecessary tensions.

00:12:11Of course, and when a minister goes to a football match, he goes to the box office and buys a ticket.

00:12:15Don't think small, Juan.

00:12:16Do you want to pursue a political career or not?

00:12:18I do, but...

00:12:19You are a conservative progressive.

00:12:20You reach everyone and you also speak English very well.

00:12:23Yes, but only in private.

00:12:25Well, you're already better at languages than Zapatero.

00:12:27And you know more about geography than Bush.

00:12:29Heading to Brussels.

00:12:30A seat for you, now.

00:12:31Yes, the PC.

00:12:33Cuestist party.

00:12:34I'm going to tell the kid to go online.

00:12:36Let's see how the apartments are there.

00:12:40You're late.

00:12:41It's Nieves.

00:12:42She's obsessed with the wedding and it's driving me crazy.

00:12:44I say that since they all leave in the end,

00:12:47Why don't you and I stay here alone?

00:12:49And we celebrate the new boiler as God intended?

00:12:52No no.

00:12:53No.

00:12:53What are we left with?

00:12:54We can't meet alone because we already know what's going on.

00:13:00Correct.

00:13:00Pure empiricism.

00:13:02So let's listen to the DGT

00:13:03and we will maintain a safe distance to avoid accidents.

00:13:06Well, see you at the wedding, okay?

00:13:08I bought myself a very sexy outfit.

00:13:10Are you going to be wanting me all night?

00:13:12And here we go.

00:13:14But you weren't going to take out the trash.

00:13:19We are playing with fire.

00:13:20I'm just telling you that.

00:13:20I'm not going to throw myself.

00:13:28Mauri, listen to me, listen to me.

00:13:29But how could I enjoy building bridges and I live on the first floor?

00:13:32Damn, how come you didn't tell me we were coming to do this?

00:13:34Because you would have stayed home, come on.

00:13:35Of course I would have stayed home.

00:13:36I thought we were going for a walk in the woods,

00:13:38to eat in a quiet place.

00:13:39That's really cool.

00:13:40You'll regret it if you don't jump when you get home.

00:13:42Come on, go on.

00:13:42And what is the helmet for?

00:13:43If I'm not supposed to hit the ground.

00:13:47Although I don't see it as very useful either.

00:13:49Wow.

00:13:50There must be 60 meters down.

00:13:5295.

00:13:5395.

00:13:54That's the piece of information I needed to fully convince myself.

00:13:56Come on, go on.

00:13:56No?

00:13:56Doesn't jump or doesn't jump?

00:13:57There are people waiting.

00:13:58Go, Mauri, go.

00:13:59Do it for me.

00:14:00I'm going to jump into the void, for love.

00:14:02What romantic nonsense.

00:14:04What are you doing?

00:14:04Trying to lose consciousness before stretching.

00:14:11But that's not funny, Mauri.

00:14:13You push me.

00:14:14No, I'm not going to push you.

00:14:15You have to jump by yourself.

00:14:16That I won't be able to.

00:14:17Come on, on three.

00:14:18A.

00:14:19Mauri, I'm not going to push you.

00:14:20Come on, man.

00:14:22Isn't that cool!

00:14:31Good!

00:14:34How I love an evening with friends.

00:14:40Good wine, good food, conversation.

00:14:42Man, little conversation.

00:14:45Emilio, the dress.

00:14:46Damn, but if you bring water inside, it comes with a surprise.

00:14:49Look, Emilio, this opens like this.

00:14:50I was taught in Galicia.

00:14:52Look, this guy made an ad for fishing, no thanks, and look what it did for him.

00:14:57Sirs.

00:14:58Ah, very kind, thank you very much.

00:15:00Emilio, he's just introducing them to you.

00:15:02They have to do them.

00:15:03Ah, well then nothing.

00:15:04Delighted.

00:15:05See you in a bit.

00:15:06Emilio, please.

00:15:07But what nonsense, right?

00:15:08It's like asking for an omelette and introducing me to the chicken.

00:15:11How's the autopsy going, Belén?

00:15:12Do you know what he died of?

00:15:14It's just that in the place we go they put them open for us.

00:15:17Clear.

00:15:18And in a can.

00:15:19How are you, Don Carlos?

00:15:21Man.

00:15:22How are you, your father?

00:15:23We haven't seen you around here for a long time.

00:15:24He's busy, he's busy.

00:15:26Ah, perfect.

00:15:27How are you?

00:15:28Is everything to your liking?

00:15:29Yes, thank you very much.

00:15:30We are missing the needles, but don't show them to us.

00:15:33He brings them to us directly.

00:15:34Very good.

00:15:35And will you bring us another bottle of white wine?

00:15:36Of course.

00:15:37Excuse me, but this is a little raw, huh?

00:15:39Try it.

00:15:41We need to hold these kinds of meetings more often.

00:15:44Yes, yes, yes.

00:15:44I already see a half for life here, huh?

00:15:46Don't you suck heads?

00:15:47No.

00:15:48Have you noticed how good the polyphonic melodies on my phone with its built-in camera sound?

00:15:53Man, it's Lucia, the photo comes out when she calls me.

00:15:59Partner, how are you?

00:16:01Carlos, everything is going great.

00:16:03Hey, congratulations, huh?

00:16:05The croquettes are excellent.

00:16:06Oh, thank you so much.

00:16:07They are the specialty of the house.

00:16:09Well, you all look gorgeous, don't you?

00:16:11Enjoy your meal.

00:16:12Have you heard?

00:16:13They are congratulating me.

00:16:14Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:16:16We've got everything right: the flowers, the waiters, the menu, everything.

00:16:19What's up, boss?

00:16:20In almost everything.

00:16:21We have failed to hire security.

00:16:23But hey, what are you doing here?

00:16:24He hadn't given himself a day off.

00:16:26Woman, if I need someone behind the bar.

00:16:28I already have people behind the bar.

00:16:30Well if not, to the other side.

00:16:31Let's see if they give us some caizurinas.

00:16:33Okay, fine, but stay quiet.

00:16:35Yes, stay here and don't bother me.

00:16:37Please, a table for two?

00:16:39Hey?

00:16:39No, no, no, no, no, no, please.

00:16:41But how can you have so much nerve?

00:16:42This is a public place and we want a table.

00:16:45What's up, a wedding?

00:16:46Of course, and you always dress like that for dinner.

00:16:48Don't snow, please.

00:16:49Company, we're happy with any table.

00:16:51If only we come.

00:16:52Good evening, we're here for dinner.

00:16:55Come on, a wedding.

00:16:56What have you done?

00:16:57A board to join?

00:16:58No, woman, we would have warned you.

00:17:00Look, if we put you in a difficult position, we'll leave.

00:17:02Juan, we have our rights as consumers.

00:17:05And we have made a reservation.

00:17:07But there were no reservations today.

00:17:08On top of that, you've lost them.

00:17:10The complaint form is right now.

00:17:12Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:17:13Come on, come on.

00:17:14Please sit here.

00:17:15But only five minutes, okay?

00:17:17And don't give me any trouble.

00:17:18Look, Toni, how handsome.

00:17:20Toni, ole.

00:17:22Shh, shh.

00:17:23Please don't talk to anyone.

00:17:24I'll call the police for you, okay?

00:17:25I'm telling you.

00:17:26And don't touch the flower, don't touch anything.

00:17:31You're going to take pictures, just in case.

00:17:33Sorry.

00:17:37Do you know who those four people sitting there are?

00:17:40It's just that we don't know them.

00:17:41It's a group that imitates Mocedades, and they're going to sing something to you later, as a surprise.

00:17:46But come on, if you don't want dinner, you're not even going to leave, okay?

00:17:48But daughter, I love Mocedades.

00:17:50Well, they sing, they sing.

00:17:52Sure, no problem.

00:17:54When do you want us to bring out the cake?

00:17:56Already.

00:17:56How was your day in the country?

00:18:02You're back late, aren't you?

00:18:03Very good.

00:18:04We went bungee jumping and ended up in the emergency room with a neck contracture.

00:18:08Mauri, what have they told you that you have nothing?

00:18:09You've jumped very densely, very densely.

00:18:10It's true, and I can't explain it.

00:18:11How relaxing it is to jump off a bridge.

00:18:14What's next, skydiving?

00:18:15No way, I cancel it.

00:18:16Look, while I fell I saw my whole life pass by.

00:18:19Well, I skipped a few chapters because the ground was approaching very quickly.

00:18:22Ah, the child must be taken to a bilingual school.

00:18:24I thought about it as I bounced up.

00:18:25Mauri, we have to wake up.

00:18:26You're too leveraged, you have to do new things.

00:18:28Look, everyone is the way they are, right?

00:18:30And if we're reading together, we're going to make it very clear how this works.

00:18:33I tell you this because the first month is key, as the cement dries out later.

00:18:37and we can't move our feet.

00:18:39But who told you that nonsense?

00:18:40See.

00:18:41I read it in a Sunday paper.

00:18:43Well, look, there's no need to worry.

00:18:44If not, we all have to do it together.

00:18:46The good thing about our relationship is that it's an open relationship.

00:18:48How about an open relationship?

00:18:49Hey, I'm going, I'm meeting the lawyer for dinner, okay?

00:18:51I'll call you about the divorce.

00:18:52But how a...?

00:18:55How a...?

00:18:57Have you heard what he said?

00:18:59An open relationship.

00:19:00Come on, give your opinion.

00:19:02No, you'll tell on me later.

00:19:04But here there is neither dominant nor dominated.

00:19:07There is simply no couple here.

00:19:08Well, maybe he's not serious and you've misinterpreted him.

00:19:12Of course, he leaves his wife for me, comes out of the closet, and I get my hopes up.

00:19:15I read the same thing between the lines.

00:19:16No, talk to him about it anyway, okay?

00:19:18Because this anger is more yours than mine.

00:19:20Also, I don't like us arguing in front of the child.

00:19:21No, I have nothing to talk about.

00:19:23It's very clear.

00:19:24An open relationship?

00:19:26Well, let's see how open it is.

00:19:29They're going to cut the cake, how nice.

00:19:31I'm going to see him.

00:19:31I'll go with you.

00:19:37Well, they've left us alone.

00:19:39Isabel, what are you doing?

00:19:48Well, I know.

00:19:52Oh my goodness, what yes?

00:19:54Yes?

00:19:55Give him a pill, he's nervous.

00:19:56The thing is, we don't know anyone.

00:19:58Too bad, you'll see.

00:20:00What's happening?

00:20:00Give me a hug, damn.

00:20:02Hey, how's the wife?

00:20:04He passed away two years ago.

00:20:05Don't fuck with me.

00:20:06If we see it very little.

00:20:07Hey, do you know who distributes the cigars?

00:20:10What the fuck are you doing here?

00:20:11Come on, get out right now.

00:20:12Dinner is over.

00:20:13What else do you care?

00:20:13Yes there is an open bar.

00:20:14Don't worry, we'll go unnoticed.

00:20:16What do you do that goes unnoticed?

00:20:17But have you looked in the mirror?

00:20:18Yeah, I didn't have clothes for everyone.

00:20:20I lack a wardrobe.

00:20:22Lucia.

00:20:23Yeah.

00:20:24There's a guy we don't know at all taking photos.

00:20:27I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going right now.

00:20:29And you move us from here.

00:20:30I'll be right back.

00:20:31Come on, let's get to it.

00:20:33There's a little group there.

00:20:34And if anyone asks, we are second cousins, who no one ever knows.

00:20:37Wait, kid, tell me how this works.

00:20:38It's that we haven't given it in the 19th century.

00:20:40We are in the Bronze Age.

00:20:42Jorge, I thought you weren't coming.

00:20:46I haven't seen you since your niece's first communion.

00:20:48Ma'am, I think you're confusing me.

00:20:50Come, let's go to the table.

00:20:51Come, I'm getting tired, son.

00:20:54Uchi, how are the children?

00:20:56They'll be too big by now, won't they?

00:20:58Oh, how delicious!

00:21:00Son!

00:21:00Wow, how well they dance!

00:21:02Can I have a little bit?

00:21:05How are things going?

00:21:06Fucking great.

00:21:08The bride is making a fool of herself with her father-in-law.

00:21:10They're even going to put this on the news.

00:21:14Look at this one.

00:21:15Hey, what are you doing?

00:21:17The exclusive is ours.

00:21:18It will be from the one with the best material, right?

00:21:21That's true.

00:21:23But, listen...

00:21:24But what do you do?

00:21:25Please, what is everyone looking at you for?

00:21:27Look what we seized from the paparazzi.

00:21:29And what about you?

00:21:30It's from the bride who doesn't know how to use it.

00:21:33She left it for us to record the dance.

00:21:35Look, I'm coming up with so many things to do.

00:21:37or if they are all illegal.

00:21:39So get out of my sight right now.

00:21:41And what about this one?

00:21:42Give him the bun, let him put it forward, it won't come out.

00:21:45Where are the bride and groom?

00:21:47Oh, pathetic!

00:21:51Honey, there's nothing left.

00:21:52Have the tiramisu.

00:21:53So there is still some left.

00:21:54Do you have a hairpin?

00:21:55Your account, thank you.

00:21:56No, no, no, it's not for me.

00:21:57It's for the gentleman.

00:21:59Picote, 453 euros.

00:22:01Oh?

00:22:01Well, it's not that expensive, considering how well we've suffered.

00:22:03Yes, then this is also given to the advisor and he/she releases.

00:22:05Carlos, I think we should split this.

00:22:07We're not going to get into that anymore.

00:22:08That's between you and Carlos.

00:22:09No, I mean between the four of us.

00:22:11No, no, calm down.

00:22:12Don't worry, we're inviting you.

00:22:13Hey?

00:22:14No, no, no, no.

00:22:15I said I was going to treat.

00:22:16If he said it, I heard it, right?

00:22:17No, I'd like us to pay.

00:22:19No, bring the bill.

00:22:20Carlos, let him, if it makes you happy.

00:22:22They have eaten more than us.

00:22:23My darling, some poisoned barnacle must have had some tar.

00:22:26Let that go.

00:22:27Take out the card, man.

00:22:28Give me the bill, that's it, that's it.

00:22:29It's over, it's over.

00:22:30I chose the place, so I'm paying.

00:22:32They also give me a 10% discount on fuel.

00:22:35Carlos.

00:22:36Don't worry, we've already made a good impression.

00:22:38The important thing is that we had a lot of fun, right?

00:22:40A lot.

00:22:41Yes, yes, yes.

00:22:41This has been like money for seafood.

00:22:43The only thing missing was the little mermaid.

00:22:45Well, I know a restaurant that serves creative cuisine, which is the trendiest thing right now.

00:22:49If you want, we can go tomorrow.

00:22:50Give me a table, let's go.

00:22:52Man, if you've chosen now, we can't say no.

00:22:54How's our schedule going, Belén?

00:22:55Good, good.

00:22:56You can also say one.

00:22:57The burger is worthless.

00:23:00Oh, this is what made me fall in love with Alice, her sense of humor.

00:23:03Yes, that's what she has.

00:23:05Of course, I didn't see the construction trench and I put my leg in.

00:23:09When I heard the click I thought, uh, and the heel!

00:23:12What's up!

00:23:13The femur, I'm still going to rehab.

00:23:16Hey, can you take me on Fridays?

00:23:19It's that Antonio works.

00:23:20Paco, I've hooked up.

00:23:22Do you have condoms?

00:23:23Yes, but I only have one.

00:23:24And are you going to use it?

00:23:26No, but it's just that he's caught me for being vain and won't let me go.

00:23:29He thinks I'm his grandson.

00:23:30Hey, you're Felipe, from the agricultural sector.

00:23:33Yes, yes, yes, a kiss from my mother.

00:23:34Oh, hey, give it back and thank you very much.

00:23:37Ech!

00:23:38Son!

00:23:42You are the best for me when it comes to placing banderillas.

00:23:44Where you are weak is when you go in for the kill.

00:23:46There are many ears that you miss.

00:23:48José Tomás is more complete, but you are more handsome.

00:23:52Hey, I've already given you the autograph, right?

00:23:53What you have to do is a women-only race.

00:23:58Like Jesulín, with all the shit they're going to throw at you, you renew your wife's lingerie.

00:24:03Isabel, be careful with champagne, it's very treacherous.

00:24:07I want you.

00:24:09Let's go to the bathroom, ladies.

00:24:11That's crazy.

00:24:13If Andrés is here, if your children are here, if José Miguel is here, if Nieves is here, if this feels like our own wedding.

00:24:16But if Andrés doesn't find out, he's out there, acting like a paparazzi.

00:24:20You'll see.

00:24:21Just in case, I'm taking that time.

00:24:30Wait, my shoe!

00:24:40By the way, I haven't introduced you to my brother yet.

00:24:43He is president of the community.

00:24:45Juan!

00:24:52I give up, I can't find the bra land.

00:24:54Well, I'll do it myself.

00:24:55In the meantime, go ahead and kiss me on the neck.

00:24:58I've been doing this since I was in high school and I feel like a teenager.

00:25:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:03I got it now.

00:25:06What are you doing? Do you want to speed up?

00:25:08So that they don't hear us, we only have two minutes.

00:25:12Juan!

00:25:14Juan!

00:25:18Juan!

00:25:20But what are you doing there?

00:25:23Nieves, I can explain it to you.

00:25:24Juan!

00:25:25But ma'am, please close the door, they're taking pictures of us!

00:25:27No?

00:25:28That she looks good.

00:25:28Thanks, guys!

00:25:30But please, but where did that photographer come from?

00:25:32I don't know.

00:25:34But look at this report.

00:25:36Roberto, what are you doing?

00:25:38That he has run out of toilet paper.

00:25:40I really don't know what happened.

00:25:42I didn't realize she was the girlfriend.

00:25:44Well, come on, I did notice, but I was already desperate.

00:25:47Ah, well, then it's okay, everyone is friends.

00:25:50Don't be mad, it was just a hothead.

00:25:51And what were you doing there?

00:25:53Hey?

00:25:54Freeloading at a wedding?

00:25:55It really can't be more tacky.

00:25:57We just wanted to see a celebrity up close.

00:26:00We are humble people, middle class, lower middle class.

00:26:03If your lives are empty, then do a puzzle or a German course.

00:26:07Leave me alone.

00:26:08And you should know that I'm going to have to close the restaurant because they're not going to pay for that wedding.

00:26:11So, that's it, you can sleep peacefully now because if what you wanted was to sink me, congratulations.

00:26:15You've done it.

00:26:17And how did you even think of doing those things in a bathroom?

00:26:21If you let yourself go, you have to think a little.

00:26:24Hey, maybe we should start a fundraiser to keep the restaurant from closing.

00:26:27Man, I don't feel that guilty.

00:26:29We do, but we are students, without a scholarship.

00:26:31She is a resourceful, enterprising girl, and I'm sure she'll succeed.

00:26:34Of course, there is a lot of cock.

00:26:36He said he was going to close, but he didn't say anything about our severance pay.

00:26:42The employer never remembers the worker.

00:26:45May I know where they were?

00:26:47So I've been calling all day and they don't answer.

00:26:49I thought something had happened to them.

00:26:51We had to go to the emergency room because Concha fell out of bed and her shoulder blade shifted.

00:26:56But they've already put it on.

00:26:57And how did you get in?

00:26:58Well, I made a copy of the key.

00:27:00Come on, who would think of leaving the house alone?

00:27:02And you without a cane.

00:27:03It's that in the hospital they stole it from me as I had an ivory fist on Antonio Gala.

00:27:08Oh, I see I'm going to have to sleep with you.

00:27:11And now to bed, we have to take our medication.

00:27:14What medication?

00:27:15The one I have given them.

00:27:16Come on, I'll get a glass of milk.

00:27:18Hey, I'd rather have a glass of chinchón.

00:27:20This guy is really going crazy.

00:27:22What a deal we've made.

00:27:23I tell him to go away, I'm in trouble now.

00:27:27Here, drink the milk, and then I'll help you put on your pajamas.

00:27:30Have you brushed your teeth yet?

00:27:32Look, man, we don't need you.

00:27:34We're fine, you can go.

00:27:35We were pretending to get chores done for us.

00:27:39Drink the milk.

00:27:40Hey, we were messing with you.

00:27:41Look, look, listen.

00:27:43Let them drink the milk, damn it!

00:27:46If I do it for you, I don't like to get angry, really.

00:27:49It's not my character.

00:27:51They're going to behave, right?

00:27:52Come, then, to bed.

00:27:54Come on, come on.

00:28:02One and two.

00:28:05I have to pay for it.

00:28:07You've been humiliating, Emilio, humiliating.

00:28:09But why?

00:28:10We've been eating seafood and on top of that, this idiot has paid.

00:28:12What more do you want?

00:28:13But have you seen Alice?

00:28:14How did he look at us?

00:28:15With what air of superiority?

00:28:16Let me know when we go out to dinner, I'm left hanging.

00:28:20What does this bitch think she is?

00:28:22If you've never done a single stroke of work in your life, I'd pay your rent.

00:28:25Well, it's a custom that you've lost and that was very good.

00:28:28Emilio, in life you have to have more dignity.

00:28:30Here we are all equal.

00:28:32Another, who has believed the Constitution.

00:28:35Man!

00:28:35If Tita Cervera is here.

00:28:37I was embarrassed to see you making fools of yourselves in such a high-class place.

00:28:40Taking advantage of poor Carlos and his money.

00:28:42I'm hallucinating.

00:28:43And what are you doing?

00:28:44Mine is different. He's madly in love with me.

00:28:46But I'm honest and I've decided that I'm going to leave her.

00:28:48Don't fuck around! Don't give up on love.

00:28:50Yes, damn it! You have to go straight ahead in life.

00:28:52You eat the cheese and shut up.

00:28:53I don't want to hurt you, but I've realized we have nothing in common.

00:28:55Also, I don't like his friends.

00:28:57So forget about dinner tomorrow, because as soon as he comes to pick me up, I'm breaking up with him.

00:29:02But have you heard it?

00:29:03He's going to leave her just to spoil their dinner.

00:29:05Carlos, hello, look, I'm Emilio.

00:29:08Instead of going to dinner, we're going to lunch, okay?

00:29:09Oh, and Alice says she's going on her own because she's got a casting call and might arrive a little late.

00:29:14No, no, no, no. Don't call her, she's rehearsing.

00:29:16Come on, see you tomorrow. Goodbye.

00:29:18What are you saying?

00:29:19Man, we're not going to stay with the Canadian to eat at that place.

00:29:22And besides, friends are there for the good and the bad.

00:29:24Concha, wake up.

00:29:36What's happening?

00:29:38That guy tied us to the bed.

00:29:41My God!

00:29:42Maybe it's a sexual fantasy of yours.

00:29:45Well, he has more imagination than Lord of the Rings.

00:29:49You're already awake. Do you want me to make you some breakfast?

00:29:52What's your breakfast, asshole? Untie them right now.

00:29:54No. If this is for their safety, so they don't fall off the bed like the seatbelt in the car.

00:29:59Besides, you're no longer in power. I wonder if you'll run away from home again.

00:30:03But what do you want? We don't have anything!

00:30:05But how can they think this of me? I'm here to help.

00:30:09And now I'm off to do the shopping. We're out of milk.

00:30:11And here we go with the milk.

00:30:12Then I untie them.

00:30:14And look, I've put the TV here for your entertainment.

00:30:17Hey, what if we want to pee?

00:30:20Well, they hold on a little, because at their age it's very good to exercise their sphincter.

00:30:23At least we'll get it soon.

00:30:27But where did you call? A madman without borders!

00:30:31Damn, to a newspaper ad. After eight pages of whores, there's a volunteer section.

00:30:37This is what happens to us because we are lazy.

00:30:39Well, let's look on the bright side.

00:30:42The house is beautiful and we are in bed watching TV.

00:30:45What's up? What are you doing?

00:30:50Oh, nothing. Just rehearsing faces for the delivery day, since I know you want to record it.

00:30:54Well, go practice in the bedroom, a friend is coming over.

00:30:56What friend? But when you've hooked up, you haven't left the house.

00:31:00What is the internet for?

00:31:01I met one last night in a chat.

00:31:02www.gaysdebajon.com

00:31:05His name is Julian. He was the only one who wrote without any autograph errors.

00:31:08Librarian, sensitive, and reads my articles. What more could I ask for?

00:31:10I can't believe it. So you're all jealous girlfriend-type, looking for someone else to make Diego jealous.

00:31:15No. The thing is, he and I have an open relationship, and since it's open, people come in.

00:31:22Maybe I'll meet someone I like a lot more.

00:31:26Hello, I'm Julian.

00:31:29Hello, I'm Mauri.

00:31:32You don't like me?

00:31:33Yes, yes. Come in.

00:31:35I'm a little nervous because yesterday in the chat I thought they were messing with me, but...

00:31:40No, no, you're Mauri Hidalgo. I love the way you write.

00:31:44Thank you.

00:31:46Hey, this is my roommate, Bea.

00:31:50You are pregnant.

00:31:51Oh, I'm back to that.

00:31:53I'm not going to have clothes that wrinkle.

00:31:56Sit down.

00:31:58What do you want to drink?

00:32:00It doesn't matter what you take. I just don't believe it, Mauri Hidalgo.

00:32:05Yeah.

00:32:05It's very cute, isn't it?

00:32:10I don't know. I don't see it as much for you, don't you?

00:32:13Better. From now on, I'll be handsome.

00:32:15It's about time they sent my love life to the rescue.

00:32:19What tension.

00:32:21Because now is when we have to start getting to know each other and like each other and all that stuff, right?

00:32:26Because the first impression has been good, right?

00:32:27Yes, yes.

00:32:29Well, what do you feel like doing?

00:32:30Whatever you want.

00:32:33Wow, that sounds good.

00:32:36Mauri Hidalgo.

00:32:37Yes, yes, yes.

00:32:39We have this exclusive photo of Vanessa, who was caught red-handed on her wedding day.

00:32:44The guy with her in the photo is called Roberto and they met that same night.

00:32:49Do you realize?

00:32:50Let's see.

00:32:50I did it with a famous person.

00:32:52When I get going, I get going big.

00:32:54Give him some crusts and see if he shuts up.

00:32:56It was luck. You were in the right place at the right time. That can happen to anyone.

00:32:59Except for Paco.

00:33:00Well, let's see, the tall brothers outside the video store.

00:33:02Damn, kid, now that I'm famous I'm going to turn purple.

00:33:05Hide your girlfriend, Roberto is coming back.

00:33:07Ah, no, you don't have any.

00:33:08Sorry, I do, you teach Belén how to walk in heels and she'll be 20,000 times better than yours.

00:33:12No, man, it's good that they took pictures of you, because you'll never see this one again in your life.

00:33:16Sorry, he messed around with me on his wedding day. That means something.

00:33:19Yes, that guy is a cheap jerk.

00:33:21Let's see, yes.

00:33:22Hello.

00:33:23Hello.

00:33:24Roberto, can we talk for a moment?

00:33:25Yes, yes, of course.

00:33:26Sorry.

00:33:28Sorry.

00:33:29It's that whoever tries with me repeats.

00:33:30Yes, you are like a bat.

00:33:33I wanted to tell you something.

00:33:34Yes, yes, I know what you're going to say, but I prefer to take it slow.

00:33:37I like open relationships.

00:33:39Go from flower to flower.

00:33:40Oh, no, no, I don't want anything to do with you. What happened yesterday was a setup.

00:33:42Wait, you just crashed the bee into me. What do you mean, a setup? But ours was real love at first sight, they said it on TV.

00:33:49No, no, no, let's see. I wanted to make a scene to sell the exclusive.

00:33:52Oh, Roberto, understand that I am a modern woman, that I don't like to depend on my husband to earn a living.

00:33:57So you didn't like me?

00:33:58No, but it's still important. The important thing is the money we're going to make from this.

00:34:03Look, I've got a bunch of photographers waiting for us out there. So let's just tell him we're madly in love, shall we? What do you think?

00:34:08But what should be done?

00:34:09Don't worry about that, I'll take care of it. Let's go.

00:34:12But why won't these things happen to me?

00:34:15Dude, don't complain, you were also successful yesterday. Didn't yours call you?

00:34:18In the end I gave him my cell phone.

00:34:19Not you, but I do.

00:34:22Paquito, don't get angry, retirees get a discount at the movies.

00:34:27Yes, yes, yes. I think we're going to move in together soon. Right, darling?

00:34:31Yes, yes, yes. And how do you feel after breaking up a marriage?

00:34:34Good, good. I mean, bad. Let me explain.

00:34:36That's delicious, isn't it? Well, we have to go. We're leaving. Thanks.

00:34:42Come on. Thanks, okay?

00:34:44Look how well he's done it, with all the money we could have made from the photos.

00:34:49Yes, because finding a normal job has been ruled out. Right?

00:34:53What about the rumor that you're pregnant?

00:34:55Vanessa, Roberto is working or are you going to support him?

00:34:57I can tell you anything you want about Roberto, okay? I'm his neighbor. Well, I've known him since he was like that.

00:35:02Yes, we know him too. Yes, but I'm his best friend, right?

00:35:05And everything he knows about women, I taught him.

00:35:08He lives in an attic, without a roof, in certain conditions.

00:35:13He's a good kid.

00:35:14But he needs to mature.

00:35:15To me, what he wants is to make a splash. But come on, I don't like to talk bad about people.

00:35:20The important thing is that Deportes Guerra is having a sale. 20% off winter clothing.

00:35:25Sports War, field, beach and mountains.

00:35:32Juan, the only one who has to talk to the media here is you, since you're the building's spokesperson.

00:35:38I prefer to stay out of it, otherwise I'll get caught up in scandals.

00:35:40I'm going to call now, while they're on the commercials. Because I discovered this mess.

00:35:44Well, both of you, you were next to us with the grass, hit me.

00:35:48Hey, and there are no photos of that, right?

00:35:49But there aren't times when you're going to tell the people on TV that might interest them.

00:35:52We are ordinary people.

00:35:54Well.

00:35:54Hey, you were involved with Roberto, right?

00:35:58I could say yes.

00:36:00Valentín, run. Untie us. Bite the ropes.

00:36:03Who do you think you are, Lassie?

00:36:05Well, the video cable, it chews it up.

00:36:08It's here.

00:36:09Girls, everything is so clean.

00:36:11Vicenta, we are here.

00:36:13Runs!

00:36:14But hey, what are you doing in bed at one o'clock?

00:36:17Come on, get up!

00:36:18We're tied up, damn it. They've screwed us.

00:36:21And I, like a fool, believe it.

00:36:22The thing is, you're all lazy.

00:36:24I'm going to unpack.

00:36:25But where are you going? Untie us before he comes back.

00:36:29You're always making fun of me. I've had enough.

00:36:32Vicenta, listen.

00:36:33When you left, we called a volunteer to help us with the house.

00:36:37What a great idea!

00:36:38No, no, he's a lunatic.

00:36:40He tied us up and went shopping.

00:36:43Take off the duvet, you'll see.

00:36:44Hello.

00:36:45How are my girls?

00:36:46Hello.

00:36:48I am Vicenta, the owner of the house.

00:36:50Look, it's just a joke from my sister and my friend who told me that you have them tied to the bed.

00:36:54And with that good-natured face you have.

00:36:56You're such a dumb fuck.

00:37:00Now we are the same as before, but closer.

00:37:02It's your fault.

00:37:03If you didn't tease me so much, the first one would have been preferred.

00:37:06He has become like Peter.

00:37:07He always said the wolf is coming, the wolf is coming.

00:37:11And it was always a lie.

00:37:13And what happened when the wolf came?

00:37:14Nobody believed him and he ate the sheep.

00:37:16Okay.

00:37:17Now for the three little pigs.

00:37:19If we have time.

00:37:20How are you?

00:37:22Do you need anything?

00:37:23And what do you intend?

00:37:24Abuse us.

00:37:25You're always thinking about the same thing.

00:37:27Don't worry, I'm not violent.

00:37:29If you tell me where the jewels and money are, nothing will happen to you.

00:37:31So you're not crazy.

00:37:33You are a thief.

00:37:34But what are we going to have if we are three retirees?

00:37:37Well, I do.

00:37:38I have some wonderful jewels and I keep them very well hidden.

00:37:40Be quiet.

00:37:41What jewelry do you have?

00:37:42Mom's.

00:37:43Damn, those are both of them.

00:37:45Kill us if you want.

00:37:46But I won't tell you where they are.

00:37:47The sock drawer has a little box.

00:37:49Cold, cold.

00:37:51Well, I'm in no hurry and neither are you.

00:37:53Nobody will miss them.

00:37:55What do you mean no?

00:37:56If the neighbors love them a lot.

00:38:01What scares me is Stockholm syndrome.

00:38:04What if I end up falling in love with him?

00:38:06Man, he would deserve it.

00:38:08Don't hold back.

00:38:09You don't know what you're eating, but it's all delicious.

00:38:20Look, try it.

00:38:23Onion jam.

00:38:25What invention?

00:38:25A mix of Ethiopian and Moldovan food.

00:38:28Pure fusion.

00:38:28Yeah.

00:38:29Everything is very fused here.

00:38:30Hey, Alice is taking a long time to come, isn't she?

00:38:32Uh, no, but that's a good sign.

00:38:34They've probably got her.

00:38:35Hey, can you get me some more of this?

00:38:37It's just that I don't know what it is.

00:38:38Vegetable tempura with soy sauce.

00:38:40Yeah.

00:38:40Emilio, that's not your father.

00:38:44Well, it's a doubt that I've always had.

00:38:46Boy, what a surprise you're doing here.

00:38:49And you?

00:38:50That?

00:38:50Have they let you in to go pee?

00:38:52Ah, yes, I come here a lot, what happens is that I've seen you.

00:38:55and I'm going to sit with you for a bit to act ugly.

00:38:58Dad, you make a mess of where you sit.

00:39:00Let's see, darling, just one little wine or a little wine.

00:39:02We serve it in tacos with truffle and apple sauce.

00:39:09With whatever you want.

00:39:10Damn, I'm getting sick here.

00:39:12Mariano, they are men.

00:39:14I have marcelosas and you look very pretty too.

00:39:17Forgive.

00:39:19Ah, it's Alice who appears in the photo when she calls.

00:39:24Honey, where are you?

00:39:26Hey, the check, please.

00:39:28Carlos, try a Vietnamese roll.

00:39:30You'll see that...

00:39:30What are you saying?

00:39:32What happened?

00:39:35You can't hang up on me on the phone.

00:39:37We have to see each other.

00:39:39I'm going to go where you are.

00:39:41Not again.

00:39:42It can't be, not again.

00:39:43Carlos, don't rush.

00:39:44We'll talk about it while you bring us the bill.

00:39:46The sirloin that's leaving?

00:39:47The gentleman's sirloin?

00:39:48And the bill?

00:39:51Look and see, look and see.

00:39:53How much is it?

00:39:54Wait, damn it.

00:39:55My mother.

00:39:56Oh my goodness, we should have invited him yesterday, it was much cheaper.

00:40:01But how could you possibly order a 300 euro wine?

00:40:03Damn, well, take advantage of it.

00:40:05Well, I'm almost full, because this is a very romantic moment and I don't want to spoil it.

00:40:09Dad, come here.

00:40:11What a son of a bitch.

00:40:13Well, what do we do now?

00:40:15Evasive action, huh?

00:40:16No, Emilio, not again, okay?

00:40:18We'll wait a bit to see if Carlos comes back.

00:40:20Well, what do we do?

00:40:21Are we just going to stare at the bill or what?

00:40:22Excuse me, you're buying a little liquor on the house, right?

00:40:33Juan Cuesta, president of the community.

00:40:35I am pleased with the speed of delivery.

00:40:37We are breaking in the boiler.

00:40:38That's what we're here for, man.

00:40:39And where is the deposit?

00:40:40Here.

00:40:41Actually, this greeting should be given by the doorman, but as usual, I don't know where he is.

00:40:45Come in, come in.

00:40:45This is Roberto's ex, her name is Lucía, I live with her.

00:40:49And you haven't gotten any photos of entroples?

00:40:51Yes, but they cost more money.

00:40:53Well, for now I'll stick with these.

00:40:58Hey, hey, hey.

00:40:59And what is this?

00:41:00Ah, my resume, in case you have any space on TV.

00:41:02Weather girl, whatever.

00:41:06Hello.

00:41:07Hello.

00:41:08This one isn't doing well in the casting, because she's been working on the streets.

00:41:11It's just that when I broke up with her, she was very upset.

00:41:13No, she hit rock bottom when I left her.

00:41:15The proof is that he then hooked up with you.

00:41:16The flu is coming so bad this year, huh?

00:41:19Come on, yes, Mom.

00:41:20I love you too.

00:41:21Come on.

00:41:22Damn, I've already called myself three times today.

00:41:24She's more proud of me now than the day I took the oath of allegiance.

00:41:26But what are you dressed as, man?

00:41:28Brand name clothing.

00:41:29On TV, the image counts for a lot.

00:41:31It cannot be repeated.

00:41:32This has broken a record.

00:41:32He's become an asshole in three hours.

00:41:34Man, look who's here.

00:41:36The Pantoja.

00:41:37Lucia, I want to talk to you for a moment.

00:41:40I've been thinking about it and now that I'm somebody,

00:41:42I want to share my success with you.

00:41:43I think we should go back.

00:41:44That?

00:41:45Oh, I was joking.

00:41:46You swallowed it.

00:41:47Now that I'm famous you regret it, huh?

00:41:49But who do you think you are?

00:41:50The Nobel Peace Prize?

00:41:51Because I remind you that you became famous by farting on a bat.

00:41:53Sorry, but I have a social function.

00:41:55I am a topic of conversation.

00:41:57Can you imagine how many folders the teenagers will be covering with me?

00:42:01I prefer not to think about it because it overwhelms me.

00:42:03And how long do you think this is going to last?

00:42:05Hey?

00:42:05Because the day after tomorrow they will have forgotten about you.

00:42:07For now, tonight I'm going to a Cotillo show and I'm taking half a kilo.

00:42:10You don't say those things out loud, man.

00:42:11What harm do they do?

00:42:12Well, enjoy it, okay?

00:42:14I knew you would go far.

00:42:15Hey, I might buy the restaurant from you.

00:42:17Now every famous person has one.

00:42:20Hey, what time is that show on?

00:42:21It's just that I only watch documentaries on channel two.

00:42:24Yes, like everyone else.

00:42:33Listen, there's a little window in the men's bathroom.

00:42:36I'm sure of it.

00:42:37And you up to the waist too.

00:42:38There we push.

00:42:38Yeah.

00:42:39I'm now as if I were in a Cirque du Soleil act.

00:42:42Well, stop drinking herbal liquor, damn it.

00:42:44We didn't have to waste time.

00:42:45Sorry, we're closing and we have to make money.

00:42:48Can they pay the bill?

00:42:49Uh, yeah.

00:42:50The gentleman who left earlier didn't tell her that he was paying her.

00:42:52Who?

00:42:52The one who carried the sirloin in a napkin?

00:42:55No, no, no.

00:42:56Not that one, the first one.

00:42:56The one with the tri-band phone.

00:42:57No.

00:42:58He hasn't told us anything.

00:43:00Will you pay in cash or by card?

00:43:02By card.

00:43:04What do you think?

00:43:05Don't we have any money, loser?

00:43:07Come on, give him the card.

00:43:08Give him the card.

00:43:09Forgive her.

00:43:09It's that when you don't sleep and this is impossible to bear.

00:43:11Come on.

00:43:15Look, it's okay.

00:43:16I have reflected the card against the table so that it gets scratched and I don't pick it up.

00:43:19Emilio, don't be anxious.

00:43:22We have to treat ourselves.

00:43:24Belén, we're going to spend a month's salary on a meal, damn it.

00:43:27Don't worry, we have two salaries.

00:43:31We are privileged.

00:43:33The waitress said to the doorman.

00:43:35It's taking too long, I'm sure he won't pick it up.

00:43:39Hey, excuse me, if you would be so kind as to sign here.

00:43:41Yes, take advantage and laugh now.

00:43:46You'll see when your snot passes.

00:43:48The bun.

00:43:50Let's see.

00:43:52Well, did you like the exhibition?

00:43:53To you?

00:43:54Yes, he has tasted me.

00:43:55Me too.

00:43:56We can grab a bite to eat and go to the movies early when there's no one there.

00:43:58Well, if you feel like it.

00:43:59Let's see.

00:44:00Do you feel like it?

00:44:01I don't care.

00:44:01If you don't care, we're not going.

00:44:03Well, we're not going, we're staying home however you want.

00:44:05Julian, this is incredibly uncomfortable.

00:44:07You always prove me right.

00:44:08You're right.

00:44:09I mean, I'm not going to give it to you anymore.

00:44:10It's just that all I want is for this to turn out well.

00:44:12Yes, it's going to be fine, but you say what you want, because I tend to get nervous.

00:44:15Me too.

00:44:17I have had nine failed relationships.

00:44:18For me this is very important, I am very lonely.

00:44:20We're all alone, Julián, but we're going to take steps to stop being alone.

00:44:23I don't agree.

00:44:24What do you mean no?

00:44:25Sorry.

00:44:26I'm just not sure what I have to say.

00:44:28Oh, Julian, Julian.

00:44:33Quiet plan.

00:44:34Video movies, microwave popcorn, sofa, keeps.

00:44:37No, sorry, today is a bad time for me because...

00:44:39Who is this?

00:44:41This is Diego, a friend, Julián, another friend.

00:44:44Ah.

00:44:45And we can't meet up because I'm going to the movies with him.

00:44:48We are dating.

00:44:49Well, we're just waiting to see what happens.

00:44:51Well.

00:44:53Okay?

00:44:53Very good.

00:44:54I don't understand anything, but anyway, when you have a moment, come up and explain it to me.

00:44:57Yes, but take it easy, Diego, no worries, okay?

00:45:03What's happening?

00:45:04Who is this?

00:45:05Because I'll kick this guy's butt.

00:45:06Come on, I'll kill this one.

00:45:08If this one is going to come here...

00:45:08No, no, no, no, no, there was something between us, but it's over now.

00:45:12Yes, calm down.

00:45:15Hey, if you want, we can leave the movie thing for another day.

00:45:19Wait, wait.

00:45:21It's just made me very tense.

00:45:23Don't worry.

00:45:23But let's see, how come you're thinking about getting married if you just met?

00:45:32Please.

00:45:33It's just that we're so in love, Chelo.

00:45:35Right, darling?

00:45:36I've never felt this way about anyone.

00:45:38But not even for Lucía, your old girlfriend, because you dated her for four years.

00:45:42Hey?

00:45:43And in those photos you look very happy.

00:45:46Yes, but it wasn't anything serious.

00:45:48But hey, what does he get me into?

00:45:50I don't lie.

00:45:51And on top of that, he sells our photos, come on, I'm hallucinating.

00:45:54Oh, how do you get by?

00:45:55Well, at least you're good.

00:45:57Choose from the photos that you were thinner.

00:45:59Well, Roberto, but did you leave her or did she get tired of you?

00:46:02Because according to my information she was supporting you, wasn't she?

00:46:04What are you? Some kind of condelecchio or something?

00:46:06Sorry, you're making that up.

00:46:08I am a cartoonist.

00:46:10Ah, yes.

00:46:10Please put the video on.

00:46:13When Lucía left him, he had a very bad time.

00:46:14I didn't have a dime.

00:46:16We were a very important support for him.

00:46:18Yes, I let him have the movies for free.

00:46:20We prevented the drugs from falling.

00:46:22I was very taken with her, I loved her very much.

00:46:24That he loved her very much?

00:46:26Yes, he slept with my niece Natalia and when she was still a minor.

00:46:30Well, we're not sure anything happened either.

00:46:33He told my brother that he was going to marry her and until now.

00:46:36Look, Liz, they're all getting famous.

00:46:39And we are here behind.

00:46:41I'm scared shitless with the money there.

00:46:45I need a cigarette.

00:46:47Wait, if you don't like what you see, I'll change the channel and that's it.

00:46:50Ah, but you've unleashed yourself.

00:46:52Sure, it's been a while.

00:46:53Since we were so distracted watching TV, I didn't say anything.

00:46:56But come on, untie us.

00:46:58No, wait.

00:46:59First we have to get this guy out of the house.

00:47:01And how do we do that?

00:47:02Do you remember at the supermarket when we got caught with the wild asparagus?

00:47:06Yes of course.

00:47:12Hey you, you bastard!

00:47:14Concha is having an asthma attack!

00:47:20Well, where is the inhaler?

00:47:22It's over!

00:47:23Go to a guardhouse and bring one!

00:47:24They're trying to trick me, aren't they?

00:47:26They're dying on us, asshole!

00:47:29I've been quick there.

00:47:31How did things go?

00:47:32Concha, you can stop now, he's gone.

00:47:33It's just that I got dizzy.

00:47:35That's called hyperventilating, I've read that before.

00:47:37Well, leave the classes for later and untie us.

00:47:40Let's see, what my neighbors are saying is a lie.

00:47:43I have never slept with a minor.

00:47:44Just a moment, Roberto, because I want to say hello to someone you know.

00:47:47Natalia, good evening.

00:47:49Do you have something to say?

00:47:50That night was wonderful.

00:47:52I don't know how you could have forgotten.

00:47:53So you spent the nights together.

00:47:55Yes, but nothing happened.

00:47:57This one wants to become famous at my expense.

00:47:58The girl is suffering, she still loves you.

00:48:01Leave me alone, I'm the one talking.

00:48:02What's happening?

00:48:03Have you prepared a montage of your own or something?

00:48:04You're going to shit yourself.

00:48:05No, no, no.

00:48:06Well, Vanessa, you'll have some explaining to do, won't you?

00:48:08That we are very much in love.

00:48:11Yeah.

00:48:11I can't call the police.

00:48:16There is no line anymore.

00:48:16It has not been closed from the outside.

00:48:18We have no other keys.

00:48:20Yes, Emilio has.

00:48:21I'm going to call him.

00:48:23Hello, there is no line.

00:48:24And you, do something.

00:48:26I'm going to the yard to ask for help.

00:48:30Yermas, call the police, they've kidnapped us at home.

00:48:33Sorry?

00:48:34That one of those volunteers who care for the elderly came and tied us to the bed to rob us.

00:48:38and stuff ourselves with milk.

00:48:40Sure, sure.

00:48:41Come on, go to bed.

00:48:42To put her to sleep.

00:48:43What do you do when you get a bump?

00:48:45Hey, it's true.

00:48:46Clear.

00:48:47Don't worry.

00:48:48I'm calling the geos right now.

00:48:51Oh my goodness, they don't believe it.

00:48:53Lucia, calm down.

00:48:54I am the first one who is against gossip and trash TV.

00:48:57But things are fixed by talking.

00:48:59No, we are like this precisely because you are big mouths.

00:49:01And how are you such a liar?

00:49:02You don't know if it's a lie either.

00:49:04Lucia, you're right, Juanito.

00:49:05If there's a celebrity in the building, we all have to agree to withdraw money.

00:49:11But that's what I'm saying.

00:49:12That's what I understood.

00:49:13And why don't we make a common fund?

00:49:15With what we get, can we change the elevator?

00:49:17Man, if we consider it as an extraordinary income for the community, everything becomes more ethical.

00:49:21Well, let's see what we get and then we'll see how we divide it up.

00:49:25But don't realize that if we play their game, they won't leave us alone.

00:49:28I'm fine, though those heartfelt programs don't have much audience either.

00:49:33Lucia, how are you?

00:49:34Did you know that Roberto was cheating on you with a minor?

00:49:37Are you dating anyone now?

00:49:38Sorry, but I don't make statements.

00:49:40Questions for my niece, Natalia.

00:49:43She is the news.

00:49:44Go up to the house and do a report on him.

00:49:46This, our community, is open to the media for all kinds of scandals.

00:49:49Our policy is transparency.

00:49:51Hey! Look, look, look! Here comes Roberto!

00:49:53Roberto, what do you think about all this?

00:49:56That's exactly what I'm going to ask you.

00:49:57Have you swapped places with Vanessa?

00:49:59Wait.

00:49:59Yes, yes, yes. We're very much in love. Thank you very much.

00:50:02Hey, if you want us to be on a show, feel free to call us.

00:50:10How did you come up with the idea of selling our photos?

00:50:11But I haven't sold anything.

00:50:14It wasn't you.

00:50:14I?

00:50:15But if the last thing I want is to be famous, will you tell me what I do now?

00:50:17Well, take out money, like everyone else.

00:50:19Withdraw money.

00:50:21Hey, don't be mad.

00:50:22If it's advertising for your restaurant.

00:50:24If you want, I can stand at the door greeting customers, like a Dino.

00:50:28He has removed the door handles from the balcony.

00:50:30I can't open it!

00:50:32Vicente, you hadn't bought a cell phone.

00:50:33I threw it away.

00:50:34The battery died.

00:50:35But that's recharged, man.

00:50:37Yes of course.

00:50:38To pay more for electricity.

00:50:39I'll buy another one since I have points.

00:50:41It's here.

00:50:42To bed.

00:50:42Oh, what do you want that for?

00:50:45If there is no line.

00:50:46Just go with my flow.

00:50:47Oh, yes, yes.

00:50:52I already have the inhaler.

00:50:57Too late, man.

00:50:59I'm screwed!

00:51:01She's dead.

00:51:04Bed!

00:51:05A text message has arrived!

00:51:06Oh, let's see if you've broken it!

00:51:09I'm going to the kitchen to call the police.

00:51:11No, don't call anyone yet!

00:51:13This is between him and us.

00:51:23Are you comfortable, my child?

00:51:25Madam, that's more than they intend, but I advise you not to do it.

00:51:28Call the police, that's what they're there for...

00:51:32You've got the wrong old ladies, kid.

00:51:36Vicenta, go get the milk, tonight is going to be very long.

00:51:41Mauri.

00:51:48Damn, what a scare!

00:51:50I thought you were the other one.

00:51:51That, I want to talk about the other.

00:51:52Yes, but let's go inside.

00:51:53Don't go and make him appear.

00:51:55Hello, Mauri.

00:51:57Look, so you can see that I know how to make decisions, I came to live with you without consulting you.

00:52:01And I don't care what you say because I intend to contradict you.

00:52:05Aren't you proud of me?

00:52:06I know I wouldn't even be taken into account when I was eight months pregnant, but man, could you inform me about these things?

00:52:12Well, Mauri, I need to talk to you.

00:52:14Let's see, let's take it one step at a time.

00:52:16You, we'll be right back.

00:52:17And what does this one want?

00:52:18Still.

00:52:20Don't worry.

00:52:21If Mauri loves you, he won't leave you.

00:52:24Julian, do you fancy something to drink?

00:52:25A juice, your medication...

00:52:25What I don't understand is the childishness of wanting to make me jealous with that weird friend who I don't know where you got him from.

00:52:31Forgive me, but you were the one who, in the middle of our first crisis, talked about an open relationship.

00:52:35What crisis?

00:52:35Yes, that, now deny it all.

00:52:36Get straight.

00:52:37But I'm talking about an open relationship so that we respect each other's spaces, not so that we hook up with whoever comes along.

00:52:42Well, then, what's up?

00:52:44Are we a couple or are we not a couple?

00:52:45Damn, Mauri, why did he leave my wife for you?

00:52:48I mean, how can you doubt it?

00:52:48It's Bea, this lesbian is messing me up, with the cement and...

00:52:54Well, never mind, everything is settled.

00:52:56Not everything is settled, is it? There's your lover.

00:52:59Poor thing, how are we going to tell him?

00:53:01Well, how are you going to tell him? Don't involve me in this...

00:53:03Aren't we dating? So you're coming with me, or what? This is all your fault.

00:53:11Julian, I'd like to explain something to you.

00:53:14No need, I've heard it all.

00:53:16Don't worry, and I know when I'm in the way.

00:53:17Plus, you make a great couple.

00:53:20But it's okay. Hey, can we keep chatting?

00:53:23Yes, we'll always have the chat.

00:53:25Well, you can keep the cake.

00:53:28What cake?

00:53:28It's in the fridge. It was a surprise.

00:53:30Today is my birthday.

00:53:37Happy Birthday!

00:53:39No, don't bother!

00:53:40There's no need!

00:53:42Bye bye.

00:53:45Well, he's taken it pretty well, hasn't he?

00:53:47I'm going to throw myself!

00:53:50I'm going to throw myself!

00:53:51Calm down, Julian, calm down.

00:53:53Yes, wait a moment, I'll go get the camera.

00:53:56Hey, but how did he get into the attic?

00:53:57Well, because there is no lock.

00:53:59Julian, hey, you are a wonderful person.

00:54:01You're sure to find someone eventually.

00:54:04That's what everyone who left me says.

00:54:06And get out of there, I don't want to hurt anyone.

00:54:08If you get into trouble.

00:54:10Diego, why don't you pick up the phone?

00:54:12The one that was missing.

00:54:13Look, Alba, not now, there's a friend of Mauro's and he's trying to commit suicide.

00:54:16Ah, I see. You keep destroying lives.

00:54:18How beautiful love is.

00:54:19Hey, we're all having a really bad time, okay?

00:54:21No, not anymore, because I've taken up Pilates and I'm rebuilding my life.

00:54:25Get out of there, I'm jumping now!

00:54:28I'm going to talk to him.

00:54:30Well, it's safe, safe.

00:54:33Well, I'm going to remove the car.

00:54:44Mariano, Mariano, could you turn off the music? My head hurts.

00:54:48You have to know how to drink.

00:54:50I'll get you a beer to balance the pH.

00:54:53And why don't you come down to the gatehouse for breakfast?

00:54:55Because there is more light here.

00:54:56Belén, we are in crisis.

00:54:58I went to the bank to ask for the statement and they've already charged us the 500 euros.

00:55:00And the glasses cashier gave me a dirty look.

00:55:02But you are still overwhelmed.

00:55:03If we get paid next week, don't worry, nothing will happen.

00:55:06But how come nothing happens?

00:55:07If we are in the red and the fridge is empty.

00:55:09Don't worry, I've already made you a list of everything that's missing.

00:55:12And on top of that, he doesn't stop eating.

00:55:13Dad, leave the yogurt there.

00:55:14The insurance company told me that at my age you should take a lot of bifidus.

00:55:17Well, let me make you a recipe.

00:55:19How was your meal yesterday, sweetheart?

00:55:21Did you manage to run away?

00:55:22Well no, ready.

00:55:23We pay with the card.

00:55:25You'd pick up the bill, wouldn't you?

00:55:26That is then tax deductible.

00:55:27Oh no.

00:55:28If you don't reach the minimum, you don't have to file a declaration.

00:55:32Sorry, but we can afford it.

00:55:34We have two salaries.

00:55:36Oh, you didn't realize.

00:55:38We are fired.

00:55:38Lucia has closed the restaurant.

00:55:40That?

00:55:40But hey, with love you can overcome these difficult times.

00:55:43Bye.

00:55:49Oh, we're going to die of hunger.

00:55:52Belén, I usually last a week and you always say that I have to go on a diet.

00:55:55You have to be strong.

00:55:56No.

00:55:58I just want to sleep.

00:56:00Bethlehem, Bethlehem.

00:56:01Dad, help me, say something.

00:56:03Well, I'm going to watch TV, because today I'm a panelist.

00:56:06What are you saying?

00:56:07Yes, with Roberto's radio we're getting everything we can.

00:56:10Ah, then I'm going with you, since I know a lot of dirty laundry about him.

00:56:13Like what?

00:56:13She didn't lose her virginity until she was 19.

00:56:15And since he wasn't operated on, we say, well, he ended up in the hospital.

00:56:17Hey, that's very interesting.

00:56:19Don't worry, I'll tell you about it.

00:56:21Hey, Dad, will you give me something, right?

00:56:22Yes, I'm already a bit of a hit, Tena, you see.

00:56:24It's just the best.

00:56:26Roberto sleeps with a famous woman and makes a fortune.

00:56:28And I, who have been trying to work with dignity all my life, am on the street.

00:56:32Don't worry, honey, I already know where we're going to get the money.

00:56:35Man, you can live perfectly well with one kidney, right?

00:56:37Listen, Carlos is now free and morally ruined.

00:56:39It can be rolled up with you again.

00:56:41As?

00:56:41And that's how you can make money out of him.

00:56:43On day one I get paid and you come back to me because you've realized I'm much more interesting.

00:56:46And that is perfectly believable and fits all the pieces.

00:56:49Emilio, are you asking me to hook up with Carlos?

00:56:52No, just tease him a little, if you just give him a hand he's happy.

00:56:55Who do you think you are, my pimp?

00:56:58This is an emergency, Belén, but you and I know that we love each other.

00:57:00And in the end, love always triumphs.

00:57:02Do you have a better plan?

00:57:03Well no, but...

00:57:04Well, go on, put on a miniskirt.

00:57:06Emilio, it's cold.

00:57:07Well, put on some tights that will shape your legs.

00:57:11We're both going to have sex!

00:57:13Yeah!

00:57:14Which way?

00:57:15It's good for me in this area.

00:57:16But you didn't say you were going to talk to him.

00:57:18Yes, I've already spoken and you're absolutely right.

00:57:20This is bullshit.

00:57:21Either you come back with me or I'll throw myself out.

00:57:23And you with me?

00:57:25They make a good couple today, huh?

00:57:26It's a shame they won't last long.

00:57:28Well, look, that's enough.

00:57:29If you want to jump, jump.

00:57:31I'm going home.

00:57:31But what are you saying, Mauri?

00:57:32Enough of manipulating, man.

00:57:34Come on, let's put on a movie and get out the tartar.

00:57:36It's true that there is tartar!

00:57:37But, Mauri, if they jump, what then?

00:57:39We asked Paco for the tape, if he's recording everything.

00:57:45Hey, they've left.

00:57:45What do we do?

00:57:48Shall we jump?

00:57:49Would you like to have a coffee and talk about it?

00:57:52Okay.

00:57:55You're no good to them.

00:58:00Hey!

00:58:00You're not going to let me down!

00:58:01If the end is missing!

00:58:02It's just that my stories never turn out right!

00:58:11No, no, no.

00:58:12It's not your fault, Roberto.

00:58:14Natalia has it.

00:58:16That is a weak helmet.

00:58:18Of course, man.

00:58:19But you're calling me a bad father.

00:58:20No, no, no.

00:58:21The girl was a saint.

00:58:22It's Roberto, who is sick.

00:58:24If he recorded dirty videos with Lucía.

00:58:26That too.

00:58:27Let's get this straight, man.

00:58:30And Natalia has also been with my two children.

00:58:33There, there.

00:58:35I've seen it.

00:58:36But you, what do you say?

00:58:37If you just got out of jail,

00:58:39take care of your wife,

00:58:40We all know they cheat on you.

00:58:43Please, please, please.

00:58:45Let's go to commercials and see if we can calm down a little.

00:58:48Please.

00:58:49Please.

00:58:50OK?

00:58:50To advertising.

00:58:51Roberto.

00:58:52Angel or demon.

00:58:54Well, we'll be back with your neighbors in two minutes.

00:59:01We are out.

00:59:03Okay, okay, okay, okay, guys.

00:59:05Good.

00:59:05But you have to get more irritated.

00:59:07Much more.

00:59:08I have to take it.

00:59:09Mariano, and you, decide on a side.

00:59:11Damn, I hope the public doesn't dislike it.

00:59:13Hey, this is really fun.

00:59:14What do you think if I pull your hair now?

00:59:16But be careful, these girls have combed my hair very well.

00:59:19and I want it to last.

00:59:20Hey, Andrés, what Natalia did with your two children was unnecessary.

00:59:23I wouldn't say it again.

00:59:23Go ahead, Juan, go ahead, otherwise people will change the channel.

00:59:26Pull, pull, pull.

00:59:27Sure, pull, pull.

00:59:28Excuse me for a moment.

00:59:30And if we say that Natalia is pregnant with Roberto's child...

00:59:32Man, if you say something like that, we'll do a special tomorrow.

00:59:35If you want my daughter to come, you have to pay for it, okay?

00:59:38That's what we talk about, Juan, that's what we talk about.

00:59:40It is spoken, it is spoken.

00:59:41It is spoken, it is spoken.

00:59:42Sorry, Roberto, have you seen Vanessa's pictures yet?

00:59:44with another man in a nightclub?

00:59:46Damn, how do you feel?

00:59:47I don't know anything, leave me alone.

00:59:48Did you break up because of Natalia's pregnancy?

00:59:50What pregnancy?

00:59:51Hey, don't record me.

00:59:52Please respect my privacy, okay?

00:59:54Hey, hey, hey, we're working, huh?

00:59:56Who do you think you are?

00:59:58Less than a tonal.

00:59:59Come on, let's go.

01:00:01You owe a speech.

01:00:03Dude, you're on every channel.

01:00:05Man, you look like a king on Christmas Eve.

01:00:06Yes, but I don't see a penny.

01:00:08This morning Ibera is on a program and it turns out I've invited five neighbors.

01:00:10to have a discussion about me.

01:00:12If you need a representative.

01:00:15What's up, Mom?

01:00:16Son, I'm here with your grandmother and we're in a mess.

01:00:20Who are you with?

01:00:21With Vanessa, with Lucía or with Natalia?

01:00:22With none of the three, Mom.

01:00:23It's all a lie.

01:00:24Hey, look what's on TV.

01:00:26Hang on a minute.

01:00:27If Natalia is pregnant, you have to take care of the child.

01:00:33Hey, Mom, they're giving my first communion on TV.

01:00:36Yes, they gave us 1,500 euros.

01:00:39Your father is going to make his mouth.

01:00:40Look how handsome you looked with the side part.

01:00:42You have to let your hair grow.

01:00:44Come on, don't fuck with me.

01:00:46This has to end.

01:00:47It has to end, but now.

01:00:48Well, you're in for it.

01:00:49You are a celebrity of the heart, you no longer have rights.

01:00:52Well, according to my calculations, the forecasts are really encouraging.

01:00:55With five more aggressive discussions, we'll have enough money to replace the elevator.

01:00:59We have to prepare tomorrow's special with Natalia.

01:01:02Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:01:03You have to be professional.

01:01:05And what about what we got today?

01:01:06Why don't we paint the stairs?

01:01:08All the neighbors have to vote on that.

01:01:09The statutes must be complied with.

01:01:11And Lucía is missing, Mauri is missing, missing...

01:01:14Hey, does anyone know anything about the ladies?

01:01:16It's true, where are they?

01:01:18These ones have left the gas on and have fallen asleep.

01:01:20That happens a lot.

01:01:21Yesterday, in the yard, they told me that they had them kidnapped.

01:01:24But come on, what?

01:01:25And how come you haven't said anything?

01:01:26Well, I don't know, because they're a bit confused...

01:01:29No, please, no more bed.

01:01:31Yes, man, it is skimmed.

01:01:32Come on, say...

01:01:33I think that's enough.

01:01:36He promised us he wouldn't do it again.

01:01:38Hey, finish this cardboard, it's going to spoil.

01:01:41Ladies, where are you?

01:01:42Do you need anything?

01:01:43But hey, what do we have the bell for?

01:01:45Thank God.

01:01:46Relief!

01:01:47Relief!

01:01:48But what are they doing with this man?

01:01:51Osteoporosis prevention campaign.

01:01:53Open your mouth!

01:01:56I have nothing to say, leave me alone.

01:02:00Open up, it's me.

01:02:07Man, what's going on?

01:02:08Don't you have any more photos to sell?

01:02:10Don't worry.

01:02:11Let's see what I have here.

01:02:15Take.

01:02:16Those from my brother's wedding.

01:02:17Very handsome.

01:02:18Oh, the one from Morocco.

01:02:19I look so funny on the camel.

01:02:21Listen, I came to ask for your forgiveness.

01:02:23It's normal for you to be angry.

01:02:24Roberto, I can't leave my house.

01:02:26I have paparazzi waiting for me downstairs all the time.

01:02:28Am?

01:02:28Well, like Presley, but without money for a chalet.

01:02:30Yes, I also want to end all this.

01:02:32It's shit.

01:02:33You were right.

01:02:34I am another victim like you.

01:02:35Yes, a victim who fucks celebrities in the bathroom.

01:02:37I'm sorry, but this all started because of you.

01:02:39I know, I'm an idiot, I was obsessed.

01:02:42But I've already realized that it's okay to go three months without making love.

01:02:45You are the best example.

01:02:46It's just that since we broke up I've been kind of disoriented.

01:02:49I have to focus, find a normal job, think about the future, I don't know.

01:02:54And you something?

01:02:54No, no, no, go on, go on, go on.

01:02:56Don't get distracted, you're maturing.

01:02:57I need you to help me.

01:02:59Can you forgive me?

01:03:00Of course.

01:03:01In five or six years this will have passed.

01:03:04Lucia, take it.

01:03:05I'm in the bathroom.

01:03:09Yeah.

01:03:12Hello, it's me.

01:03:13Do you have photos of Lucián Tuples?

01:03:15The magazine pays them well.

01:03:17Alice?

01:03:21What are you here for? More photos?

01:03:23You don't have to be cheeky, huh?

01:03:25Aunt, let's talk about it.

01:03:29At least give me some clothes, what's the point of taking pictures now?

01:03:33Take off your towel, you'll see what a wonderful cover it is.

01:03:39See how it wasn't me?

01:03:40Okay, now we have to get them to leave us alone.

01:03:42What do we do?

01:03:43Man, if you're up for it, I have an idea.

01:03:46And why does this one have it turned off?

01:03:52And why did Carlos turn it off too?

01:03:53And what do you have? A casting call, right?

01:04:01We need to talk.

01:04:02Man, Alicia, I knew this was going to happen, but it's impossible.

01:04:05I'm still in love with Belén.

01:04:06Who kicked me out of the house, you idiot?

01:04:08I need you to give me a few days until you forgive me.

01:04:09Is Belén there?

01:04:10No, it's gone out.

01:04:11He went to have a moment with Carlos, but come on, he'll be right back.

01:04:13That?

01:04:13No, but while we get through the economic downturn, which among other things is going very well, right?

01:04:16But how can you be so sneaky?

01:04:18I'm going to call him right now.

01:04:19Call him if he has it turned off.

01:04:20Does it give me a signal?

01:04:24Give me that.

01:04:25Carlos, I miss you so much, I need to see you.

01:04:27But will you be fake?

01:04:28Hey, Emilio, stay still.

01:04:30Give me the phone, Carlos, lie.

01:04:31Oops, I've already hung up.

01:04:34But what are you doing?

01:04:35The homeless woman is here, so I called Carlos to ruin our business.

01:04:38How did it go? Did he give you the money?

01:04:40Yes, but I had to sleep with him.

01:04:42Well, but I'm sure you were thinking of me.

01:04:44How much did he give you?

01:04:45So you don't care, right?

01:04:46No, darling, I don't believe you, you're too much of a nun for that kind of thing.

01:04:49Okay, fine, I was testing you.

01:04:51Yes, it was impossible.

01:04:52Carlos is crazy about me.

01:04:53I asked him directly.

01:04:54I told him about our problem and he gave us 3,000 euros to get by.

01:04:593,000 euros?

01:05:00But we don't throw that away, we redecorate our lives with it.

01:05:02But we have to give it back to him, right?

01:05:03Well, that's what they always say.

01:05:06Alice!

01:05:07Carlos!

01:05:07I knew this was a passing crisis.

01:05:12And now I know that your love is sincere.

01:05:14Because I admit that at the beginning of our relationship I thought you were using me.

01:05:18Carlos, please.

01:05:19I love you for who you are, not for what you have.

01:05:21Yes, us too.

01:05:22Right, Emilio?

01:05:23Shut up, I'm getting lost.

01:05:24If that is not normal.

01:05:26What happens is that sometimes I have temporary losses of self-esteem.

01:05:28What are you doing naked?

01:05:29Oh, I haven't told him.

01:05:30Belén, I'm coming to live with you for a few days.

01:05:34You're kidding, aren't you?

01:05:35My girlfriend left money.

01:05:36Oh, how wonderful, together again.

01:05:37Sure, a kiss.

01:05:39How beautiful, how beautiful that friendship prevails over all things.

01:05:43We have another little dinner to celebrate.

01:05:45Yes, but here at home, I no longer take risks.

01:05:51Are we all here now?

01:05:52Whenever you want.

01:05:53Thank you all very much for coming.

01:05:55I have gathered you together to give you some important news.

01:05:57Are you going to marry Vanessa despite the cheating?

01:05:58Do you recognize that Natalia's son is yours?

01:06:00Calm down, calm down, I'll tell you.

01:06:03All of that was a lie.

01:06:04It was a setup.

01:06:05All I want to say is that I'm back with Lucía, my lifelong girlfriend.

01:06:09We're back.

01:06:10AND?

01:06:11Well, that's it, what are we back for?

01:06:12Is that why you made us come?

01:06:14Turn off, Tamaco, let's go.

01:06:15We wanted to ask for your understanding and for you to respect our privacy.

01:06:18Please don't bother us because we're not going to give any exclusives, interviews, or anything.

01:06:22Roberto, Roberto, they've already left, come on, go.

01:06:25Honey, you sell so little.

01:06:26And what do you want?

01:06:27Bartolomé Cerezo, from the magazine C and Esperanza.

01:06:30Then love has triumphed.

01:06:32Yes, thank you very much.

01:06:35Well, it looks like they're going to leave us alone now.

01:06:39Yeah.

01:06:40That's strong, huh?

01:06:41Seeing each other again, holding hands.

01:06:42Yeah.

01:06:43Roberto, I've been thinking that maybe we're wrong and, well, I don't know, you're

01:06:54I'm exhausted too, and maybe we should give each other a chance.

01:07:02Well...

01:07:02Hey!

01:07:03It was a joke, loser, they really put it there.

01:07:06Yes, yes, yes, I know they caught him, he was messing with you, he was playing along with you.

01:07:11Ha ha ha!

01:07:11See you later, little star!

01:07:16Bye bye.

01:07:19What do you mean we don't need to go anymore?

01:07:21And the special pregnancy?

01:07:23Well, if the problem is economic, we can lower our cache.

01:07:26Yeah, and if we go for free, we'll be happy with a sandwich and a soft drink.

01:07:31Okay, fine.

01:07:33What's up, Juan?

01:07:34That Roberto has returned to Lucía.

01:07:35And if he's no longer news, neither are we.

01:07:37But how does it occur to him?

01:07:38Man, you have to think about others.

01:07:41Well, a little bit?

01:07:42Well, let's not lose our cool.

01:07:44Does anyone know any other famous people?

01:07:45Let's see, once Fari took me in his car when he was a taxi driver.

01:07:48Look, you can try something there.

01:07:50Just when we get into action, our luck ends.

01:07:53Not everyone.

01:07:55Look who's in a bikini on the cover of this magazine.

01:07:58Is that it?

01:07:59Natalia!

01:07:59Explain this to me right now.

01:08:01And you give me that magazine?

01:08:01I bought it for the calendar, but look, look at the foldout.

01:08:07Youth, divine treasure.

01:08:09Marisa, she used to be like that, but when Manolo left her she lost a lot of weight.

01:08:12Nieves, you have a knife.

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