Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x13 - Erase unos nuevos inquilinos - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Isabel, ya completamente instalada en casa de Juan Cuesta, y tras conseguir que Nieves se vaya, vende su piso. Pero el piso ha sido comprado por una inmobiliaria que se quiere hacer con el edificio entero y para ello meten a gentuza para que les amarguen la vida a los vecinos y vendan sus pisos. Así pues, nueve macarras y tres perros serán los nuevos inquilinos con los que la comunidad de vecinos se tiene que enfrentar.

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00:00:00Here, here, here, no one lives! Not here! Not here!

00:00:24Not here!

00:00:54What's the matter with the chunga? If the hill and the grass are together, it's not a good place to be here.

00:01:00Just look at what I'm telling you, I'll be here longer than you will.

00:01:03Oops!

00:01:04And you see? There's always a place in the goal, just for you.

00:01:07Romeo, there's no room for anyone there. See if you can get this through your head. That's mine.

00:01:11That belongs to the community and what needs to be done is rent it out for offices.

00:01:14Or for some relaxed classrooms, something practical.

00:01:17And you? Hitting the chinchón right from the start, huh?

00:01:20Don't provoke us, we're mad at you.

00:01:23Lucía, sell the apartment, whatever they give you.

00:01:25If the problem is that they have to come see it.

00:01:27Please come, Andrés is about to arrive.

00:01:29And angina isn't a trivial problem. It's a warning from life.

00:01:32We can't give him any more trouble.

00:01:34Wait, his wife will be brushing her hair and we'll still be blamed.

00:01:38It's not confirmed. We haven't heard them do anything yet.

00:01:41Of course, because the satellite dish is directed towards my apartment.

00:01:42Look, the resurrected one is coming.

00:01:46Let's all smile, please.

00:01:50Andrés, as acting president, I welcome you to this, to your home.

00:01:54We are all very happy about your brilliant recovery.

00:01:57Damn, what a bad face he has.

00:01:59Of course, at your age you have to take care of yourself.

00:02:01Thank you all very much, really.

00:02:03I would be excited, but the doctor won't let me.

00:02:06They have recommended calm, so please.

00:02:08Well, nothing, cheer up, okay?

00:02:10Good luck, get well soon.

00:02:12Sure, that was just a scare.

00:02:14This is how his face looks.

00:02:15Andrés, given your delicate state of health, I completely understand why you want to resign from the presidency.

00:02:20No, no, no. I'll be back in a few days.

00:02:23I just need to rest a little with my family.

00:02:26I see your parents as a little older now, but hey, you know.

00:02:29Are you going to leave me alone in the attic?

00:02:31That's failure to provide assistance, huh?

00:02:33No, no, no, no. No attic, right?

00:02:35You come to the apartment with me, I'll take care of you.

00:02:37There's plenty of room.

00:02:38Man, that's plenty, plenty!

00:02:39It's a good idea.

00:02:41It's on the first floor, you can't walk up the stairs.

00:02:44Yeah, but...

00:02:44Come, I'll show you your room.

00:02:46Now she's crazy, but she's moved into the bedroom with my sister.

00:02:49And you?

00:02:50Well, I don't know, we'll see how we organize it.

00:02:53Andrés, I insist that the presidency is an unnecessary risk to your coronary arteries.

00:02:56Say yes, health comes first.

00:02:58Marisa, I think we have a problem.

00:03:03Man, looking at it more closely, Andrés is the one who has the problem.

00:03:07It is very serious.

00:03:08Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:13Not here, not here.

00:03:15Every day is like this.

00:03:17I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:19I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:22I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:03:24Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:26Not here, not here.

00:03:28No, no, no.

00:03:29Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:31Not here, not here.

00:03:32No, no, no.

00:03:33The house is filled with partying.

00:03:35I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:37The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:03:40I can't stand this place.

00:03:42Not here, not here.

00:03:42All my neighbors have them.

00:03:44If not, come here, tepa, my cousin.

00:03:45Come to the bathroom, cousin, I love you and show you.

00:03:47Where we cry, the thieving clowns steal from us.

00:03:49And the stones think of something to tell.

00:03:52Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:03:56You in an earthquake and a mudhole.

00:03:59Yeah.

00:04:01And you will walk up this ladder.

00:04:05Here, there, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:07Not here, not here.

00:04:10Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:12Every day is like this.

00:04:14I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:16I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:18And I wake up his mess in the chop.

00:04:21Here, there, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:23Here, there, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:26Here, there, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:28No.

00:04:31Belén, please, it's hard for you to get tested.

00:04:33Come on, daughter, and that way you can all rest easy.

00:04:35Of course, look.

00:04:36You put it on like this.

00:04:37You add a little bit and after three minutes we breathe.

00:04:39Or we jump out the window, whatever.

00:04:41Leave me, I'm not pregnant.

00:04:43Belén, that sex was from a triplet.

00:04:45Look, if he tests you,

00:04:46I give you this little gold chain that I bought for you.

00:04:48I haven't had time to wrap it for you.

00:04:50because the one at the market didn't have wrapping paper.

00:04:51Well, I'll take the test whenever I feel like it.

00:04:53Come on, let's move on.

00:04:54Look, I can't live like this, okay?

00:04:55A little please, it'll give me something.

00:05:00She's cute, isn't she?

00:05:01Belén, you should get tested.

00:05:02Problems are not solved by running away from them.

00:05:04Well yes, some do.

00:05:05I ran away from my parents and the problem was over.

00:05:07What's the matter?

00:05:07Are you afraid of being pregnant?

00:05:09No, not afraid.

00:05:10Panic.

00:05:11But how am I going to bring a child into the world now?

00:05:13And with Emilio as a father?

00:05:15Oh, what a mess.

00:05:17My life is shit.

00:05:18I don't have a job, I don't have a partner.

00:05:20Hello, girls.

00:05:21Hello.

00:05:22Above all, Alice is happy.

00:05:23If I don't have anything going for me.

00:05:24Well, princess, I'm running.

00:05:26Goodbye, my love.

00:05:27He always accompanies me to the door.

00:05:30See you this afternoon.

00:05:31I have a surprise for you, huh?

00:05:31Yeah.

00:05:32Wait, wait, another one.

00:05:32That's a long time.

00:05:33Oh, it's heaven.

00:05:38I had to go to the gynecologist and he came with me.

00:05:40Poor thing, worried that you might have hit him with something.

00:05:42No, because he's interested in me.

00:05:44He is the most wonderful man I have ever met.

00:05:45It's perfect.

00:05:46Alicia, the perfect man does not exist.

00:05:50Yes it does exist.

00:05:51And I have it.

00:05:52I have it.

00:05:56Do you see it?

00:05:56This is an injustice.

00:05:58We wanted to find the man of our lives and nothing.

00:06:00And she, who does not look for it, goes and finds it.

00:06:02Well, but we should be happy for Alice, eh?

00:06:04She is our friend.

00:06:05Doesn't it piss you off?

00:06:06To me, an egg.

00:06:06There it is.

00:06:07And the perfect man does not exist.

00:06:09No way.

00:06:10And we're going to prove it to Alicia.

00:06:11Oh, we're not going to let this Ricardo make her suffer.

00:06:14Because he's going to make her suffer.

00:06:15And why did he leave so quickly, huh?

00:06:16Belén thinks, Belén.

00:06:17Hey?

00:06:18Well, because he lives with his mother, he's married or something very bad.

00:06:20Runs.

00:06:21If we hurry, we might catch him.

00:06:23As Alice knew almost before me.

00:06:24I swear I'll kill myself.

00:06:28But is she pregnant or not pregnant?

00:06:29And what do I know, if you don't want to take the test?

00:06:32Look, look how I am.

00:06:34Let's see if we get lucky.

00:06:35I would love for you and Belén to tell me who her grandson is.

00:06:37Really, Dad?

00:06:38Of course, damn it.

00:06:39Let's see what happens.

00:06:40I'm curious.

00:06:41Well, if Grandpa comes out.

00:06:47Can we talk for a moment, Roberto?

00:06:48No, no, in here.

00:06:49No, please, you've already ruined it for me once.

00:06:51Calm down, Paco.

00:06:51No one is going to resort to violence.

00:06:53It lasted, just in case.

00:06:54Listen, it's absurd that we keep fighting over Lucía.

00:06:57It's clear I don't want to be with either of them.

00:06:58No, sorry.

00:06:59He wanted to be with me, but you came to screw everything up.

00:07:01He kissed me on New Year's Eve.

00:07:02And me the other day.

00:07:03He kissed me too.

00:07:04Oh really?

00:07:05I don't know, I wanted to hear how it sounds out loud.

00:07:08Well, very bad.

00:07:08How will it sound?

00:07:09Well, look, I'm here to propose a non-aggression pact.

00:07:11If we stop pestering Lucía, maybe she'll decide on one of us sooner.

00:07:14Yes, or take the opportunity to go with someone else.

00:07:17What are you saying?

00:07:17Man, I just saw her walk by with Belén behind a guy.

00:07:20Damn, what's Belén doing chasing after a guy?

00:07:24He got into the car talking on the phone.

00:07:27I'm sure he'll consume it, I'm sure.

00:07:28Run, let's follow him.

00:07:29Yes, let's go.

00:07:30Girls!

00:07:31Where are you going?

00:07:33Let's go shopping, we'll be right back.

00:07:38Okay, so they clearly like that guy.

00:07:40We have two options: we sit back and do nothing, or we find out what this is all about.

00:07:43Information is power.

00:07:44Come on!

00:07:46Hey, hey, hey!

00:07:48Come on, damn it, they're leaving us!

00:07:49Well, I drive.

00:07:50I'm going with you.

00:07:50We don't fit, this is my place.

00:07:51Yes, we fit.

00:07:52Open the trunk for me.

00:07:53I'm sorry, Emilio, it's just not possible.

00:07:59These guys really don't grow up, huh?

00:08:02How few know about women.

00:08:04What a shame you're playing, damn it.

00:08:06But look at his face, he's the exact same as my mother.

00:08:09No, he looks more like my brother.

00:08:11This is the same, it looks much more like you than Mauri.

00:08:13Don't talk nonsense, newborn babies don't look like anyone else.

00:08:16They are a small thing there, ugly, half-bald, wrinkled, expressionless, gestureless.

00:08:21However, this one looks like both of them.

00:08:24Oh, how late!

00:08:25Let's go, we have to bathe him.

00:08:27Ah, well, nothing, thanks a lot for the visit, huh?

00:08:30Considering I'm his father, that's pretty cool.

00:08:32Why don't you come live here?

00:08:34It's just that you and Rosa are very busy, but I work at home, I can take care of...

00:08:39Damn, we have to give it a name already, huh?

00:08:40Mauri, I'm fine at Rosa's house.

00:08:42We don't fit here.

00:08:43Also, what are we left with when we decide about the child?

00:08:45You just inseminated, you didn't have to worry about the rest.

00:08:47That was the theory, in practice it is worthless.

00:08:49What? Don't you feel like you and I are superfluous in this conversation?

00:08:53No.

00:08:53Look, so you can see that you also count for everything, eh?

00:08:56Let's decide the child's name together.

00:08:59Yes, yes, yes, because we had a month to register it and we're about to run out of time.

00:09:02Yes, if the deadline is missed, what? Do they put a barcode on it?

00:09:06Come on, Tito Diego, make some coffee.

00:09:08Forgive him, he grew up with Spinetta and Don Pimpón.

00:09:10That takes its toll.

00:09:12Bea and I would very much like to call him Antonio.

00:09:14Antonio?

00:09:15Yeah.

00:09:16Okay, it's a name that works.

00:09:19Ten million Spaniards can't be wrong.

00:09:21You don't like it.

00:09:22You go out into the street and shout, Antonio, you bastard, you'll see how much they turn around.

00:09:25Please, it's very common.

00:09:26A name has to be something personal and beautiful.

00:09:28It marks you for life.

00:09:30They named me Mauricio and they ruined me.

00:09:32It's not that ugly either.

00:09:33It sounds weird.

00:09:34Rosa, on the other hand, is pretty.

00:09:36I had a dog named that.

00:09:38She was run over twice.

00:09:40Well, let's see, what name do you like?

00:09:42Me?

00:09:45Ezekiel.

00:09:48Ezekiel.

00:09:49Something like that, modern.

00:09:51It's a beautiful name that is being lost.

00:09:53Yes, fifteen centuries ago.

00:09:54Mauri, it sounds like a verse.

00:09:56It's a loser's name.

00:09:57Ezequiel goes to the blackboard.

00:09:59That's how Ezequiel is going to have a terrible time.

00:10:01Well, to me he seems much more original than Antonio.

00:10:03Diego, don't you like Ezequiel?

00:10:06Oh, saccharin.

00:10:07Well, let's give ourselves a few hours to think about it; we shouldn't decide things while we're still hot.

00:10:12I'll call you later and we'll go see Father Miguel, we have to organize the baptism.

00:10:15The baptism?

00:10:16But you are a believer.

00:10:18Yeah.

00:10:18Oh, you have a child together and you know us, huh?

00:10:21So you are Catholic, Apostolic and lesbian.

00:10:23It's a bit weird, isn't it?

00:10:24Well, my mother is excited.

00:10:25Any problems?

00:10:25No, no, no, none of us baptized him.

00:10:27Look, if we call him Ezekiel, they'll surely make him two for one in sins.

00:10:30It was hard for me to hold back my laughter.

00:10:37How do you like to annoy Rosa?

00:10:39Ezekiel, right?

00:10:40Ezekiel.

00:10:42It's a beautiful name and we're going to call it that.

00:10:45No, man, yes.

00:10:45As you say it out loud it sounds good.

00:10:49José Miguel, may I know what you're doing in the bathroom or what do I have to do?

00:10:52I'm combing my hair!

00:10:55If it takes an hour, this kid will be trying to do Vicenta's bun.

00:11:00What are you doing?

00:11:01What are you doing?

00:11:02I need a little space for my infusions.

00:11:05Don't even touch my breadcrumbs, okay?

00:11:07We are very much into breadcrumbs here.

00:11:09Leave.

00:11:09Come on, see you later.

00:11:10And where are you going like that?

00:11:12At this time.

00:11:13You have a boyfriend or something.

00:11:14Look at her, she's painted the line.

00:11:16Let it go as it may.

00:11:18She is very cute.

00:11:19Mom, you're right.

00:11:20I don't know if I'm coming to eat.

00:11:21What, Mom?

00:11:22Hey!

00:11:23Oh, snow, relax.

00:11:24Look, I'm going to make you a herb, Luisa.

00:11:26Don't take away my authority, okay?

00:11:28That I am here for something.

00:11:29Yes, to tickle everyone's nerves a bit.

00:11:32What did you say?

00:11:32You go to Juan.

00:11:33You'll see when my brother finds out what you're doing with his family.

00:11:36Look, Juan is desperate with you.

00:11:39He doesn't know how to tell you to get out of here anymore.

00:11:41Hello, family.

00:11:43Juan, do you want me to leave?

00:11:44Oh, I forgot the supplement.

00:11:46Juan, he shows his face like a hill.

00:11:48Let's see.

00:11:49It's not that I want you to go.

00:11:51I think you've already completed a cycle here.

00:11:54How a cycle?

00:11:55What am I?

00:11:56A washing machine?

00:11:56Besides, you've never really gotten along with children.

00:11:58What do you mean no?

00:11:59If they adore me.

00:12:00José Miguel!

00:12:01Do you adore me or not?

00:12:03I'm combing my hair, damn it.

00:12:05Isabel and I are starting a new life together.

00:12:09But this will always be your home.

00:12:10You can come whenever you want.

00:12:12What a stab.

00:12:13Anyway, I'll send someone to pick up my things.

00:12:19The accumulated testosterone is blinding you, Juan.

00:12:22You'll ask me to come back.

00:12:24But by then, I've probably rebuilt my life.

00:12:31Well, in the end it wasn't that difficult.

00:12:33Of course, because I told him so.

00:12:35The important thing is that we no longer have any obstacles to the development of our relationship.

00:12:39Man, it's the children that I can't stop...

00:12:41Of course, of course, you have to earn them.

00:12:43But it's a nice challenge for you.

00:12:45Have you spoken to them?

00:12:46It's not easy.

00:12:47Natalita is never home.

00:12:49And Josime has been spending his days in the bathroom lately combing his hair.

00:12:53I think he doesn't comb his hair.

00:12:55What do you mean no?

00:12:57Smoke!

00:12:58No, no, well, maybe in the end.

00:13:00At the end of what?

00:13:04No.

00:13:05Man, he's at the age of exploring himself and asking questions.

00:13:09Have you talked about sex with him?

00:13:12No, but I bought you, you were once, the human body.

00:13:14But we have to talk about sex with them, dear.

00:13:17This cannot be a taboo subject.

00:13:19You're right.

00:13:21Look, this is going to be a good time for you to start winning the kid over.

00:13:24You talk to him.

00:13:24I'm going to buy the supplement that I...

00:13:27It just gets exhausted, you know?

00:13:30No, but I don't think so...

00:13:31Good night, see you tomorrow.

00:13:38Mondays and Andrés Guerra go to bed.

00:13:41Vicenta, it's time to eat.

00:13:43If I didn't have to be lying down.

00:13:44Yes, yes, they have recommended rest for you.

00:13:46You eat and take a nap.

00:13:48Take the pills.

00:13:49But the doctor only prescribed me one.

00:13:51No, no, no, it's vitamins and other things.

00:13:53I take them with breakfast, I made them in milk.

00:13:55How can I not like cereal?

00:13:57You've screwed up, man.

00:13:58When she decides to play nurse...

00:14:00Please, no visitors.

00:14:01The sick boy is not bothered.

00:14:03And we don't smoke here anymore.

00:14:04But damn!

00:14:05Hey, we haven't eaten.

00:14:08Oh, well, you order a pizza, I'm very busy with Andrés.

00:14:11I don't want to bother.

00:14:13Yes, I'm going to have to do my presidential things.

00:14:15No.

00:14:16Rest, rest.

00:14:18If you need anything, just ring the bell.

00:14:22But how long is this guy going to stay here?

00:14:25Maybe it's forever.

00:14:26Are you going to stuff him?

00:14:27That is very expensive.

00:14:28Maybe Andrés will finally realize that he and I can...

00:14:31Oh no.

00:14:32I can't say it out loud, otherwise the magic would be broken.

00:14:34Ship in Lodriza calling Vicenta.

00:14:36Land.

00:14:37Change.

00:14:38But how could Andrés want anything to do with you?

00:14:41I'm jealous because I'm the only one of the three who's still hot.

00:14:44Yes, yes, that's what happens.

00:14:45Well, do you want to tell me where I sleep?

00:14:48In my bed, with Marisa.

00:14:50And you in the basket with Valentín?

00:14:51Me with Andrés.

00:14:52The bed is a double bed.

00:14:53But he already has that information.

00:14:55I say this because of your angina.

00:14:57The bell, the bell.

00:15:00Andrés needs me.

00:15:02No, no, I just dropped it.

00:15:04No.

00:15:06So they can say that the Americans reached the moon first.

00:15:09When they landed, my sister was already living there.

00:15:12Here a man only gets in the way.

00:15:15I'm just saying that.

00:15:16Peaceful.

00:15:17It won't last longer than tonight.

00:15:18As soon as they get into the honest trap, they'll be short of stairs to run.

00:15:24So Nieves has finally left and you are now permanently staying with Juan.

00:15:28It's being very hard.

00:15:30But little by little we are adapting to living here alone.

00:15:32Yes, Alex has learned how to turn on the stove.

00:15:34He is very happy.

00:15:35And what about looking for an apartment?

00:15:37Good, good.

00:15:38It's very difficult.

00:15:39But well, this afternoon we saw another one, didn't we?

00:15:41Well, if there's any luck, because I've already sold this house.

00:15:43That?

00:15:44I put it up for sale two weeks ago and they called me yesterday.

00:15:47And today Nieves is leaving, okay?

00:15:49What a great start to the year!

00:15:50And he goes?

00:15:51And how far have you been?

00:15:53They were already taking too long.

00:15:54But, Mom...

00:15:55I sold it to you very cheap.

00:15:57You must have gotten a lot of money out of me.

00:15:58You could have told me you were selling it.

00:16:00I would have made a double.

00:16:01What do I know?

00:16:02But hey, mom, what do we do now?

00:16:05Radiopatio reports.

00:16:06The little warriors take to the streets.

00:16:07Alex, I gave you 15 days' notice.

00:16:09Hey, we're not the cleaning lady, we're your children.

00:16:11And how did you get rid of the bad luck?

00:16:14You didn't have to throw that one out into the yard.

00:16:16This is the building's marrita.

00:16:19Oh, how awful, I'm freaking out.

00:16:23What you should have done is take care of your husband, who has come into our house.

00:16:28Hey, don't you miss dad?

00:16:30A lot?

00:16:31Herbs, and who did you sell it to?

00:16:33Give us a sneak peek.

00:16:34What do I know!

00:16:35He did it with a real estate agency!

00:16:37Leave me alone now!

00:16:38What a disappointment!

00:16:40I shouldn't have sold that apartment.

00:16:43Let's see who comes to live here now.

00:16:46Well, if it's an old man with money, I'll take out the miniskirt.

00:16:50These are going to be the new ones, you'll see.

00:16:52Don't talk nonsense, they are not good enough for this property.

00:16:54Yes, yes, yes, they are coming here.

00:16:55Hello.

00:16:56Sorry, but this is a private property.

00:16:58The church that gives out free broth is a little further down.

00:17:01I'm a neighbor, idiot.

00:17:02Juan Cuesta, acting president of the community.

00:17:06Are you the new owners of the property?

00:17:08Well no, we are renting.

00:17:09What's happening?

00:17:09I'm leaving, it's a pain.

00:17:11This doesn't look very good, Mr. Juan.

00:17:13Well wait, there's more to come.

00:17:14What do you mean more are coming?

00:17:15Hello.

00:17:16They even come with puppies.

00:17:17He'll be polite, won't he?

00:17:18Well, how many people end up in these little vans.

00:17:20How are you?

00:17:21No, but what is this?

00:17:22One hundred and one Dalmatian?

00:17:23Let's see, Emilio, I'll count.

00:17:25There are nine adults and three dogs.

00:17:27This is going to be a clandestine workshop for coastal imitations or something, huh?

00:17:29Okay, let's give them some time to settle in.

00:17:32and then I will pay them a first official visit.

00:17:34These are scum, I tell you, I've seen a lot.

00:17:39How exciting, isn't it?

00:17:41Don't you think we're like Charlie's Angels?

00:17:43If Charlie's Angels ate that, they would be pretty.

00:17:46You made me feel guilty, huh?

00:17:48But I'm finishing it now.

00:17:51What will Ricardo do in a travel agency?

00:17:54Trying to get rid of his wife and children.

00:17:56Oh.

00:17:57And I want to send them to beat them.

00:18:03Hey, be careful with the chocolate bar, the upholstery is Vienna leather.

00:18:07How does this guy piss me off?

00:18:08Now I understand what you must have felt when Lucia left you for me.

00:18:11No, no, no, no, be careful.

00:18:12First he left me and then you showed up.

00:18:14And in many ways he lost.

00:18:15What do you mean he lost?

00:18:16For example, in sex.

00:18:17Sex with me was spectacular.

00:18:19I once told him about four orgasms.

00:18:20Four?

00:18:22I was seven, in Gandía, in my aunt's apartment.

00:18:24Come on, man, seven.

00:18:25No, no, no.

00:18:26That the sex he had with me was much better.

00:18:29Look, it's that I retroejaculate.

00:18:31I've already had to say it.

00:18:33But what the hell are you going to retroejaculate?

00:18:36Hey, where does all that go?

00:18:38Well, it's an energy that flows, that well, that enters.

00:18:41They are oriental techniques that are beyond your reach.

00:18:44Yeah?

00:18:44Well, with the traditional method I rolled my eyes.

00:18:51Look at him, there he is.

00:18:58Follow them, follow them, follow them, follow them.

00:18:59I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

00:19:01My cunnilingus technique is unbeatable.

00:19:03Run, run, he's leaving.

00:19:04Come on, go on, shoot.

00:19:05Be careful with the chocolate bar, not the favor.

00:19:07I don't know what this guy saw in Alicia.

00:19:09Man, he's cute.

00:19:10What's up, do you like it?

00:19:10No, I didn't say that.

00:19:11How cool, do you like Ricardo?

00:19:12Hey, no, I don't like Ricardo.

00:19:14Come on, come on!

00:19:20But I haven't gotten any dirt on myself, damn it.

00:19:22We must look forward.

00:19:23No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:19:26I don't like the way they look.

00:19:29I'm not telling you that.

00:19:29We don't screw people over because of their physical appearance.

00:19:32Maybe they are beautiful people.

00:19:33The good thing is that they seem like calm people.

00:19:35Let me do the talking.

00:19:36When they explain to you our basic rules of coexistence,

00:19:38I'm sure there won't be any problems.

00:19:39Hello, Juan Custa, acting president.

00:19:42I am pleased to welcome you.

00:19:44And at the same time I want to tell you that one of the values of this community

00:19:47is its low noise pollution.

00:19:49So we would appreciate it if...

00:19:51But well, I warn you that I am willing to file a complaint.

00:19:54to your tenant in case...

00:19:56Leave him alone, Mr. John, if I couldn't hear him with the door open.

00:19:58Imagine now.

00:19:59In any case, I haven't been able to keep my gaze on you.

00:20:01I think we've won the first round.

00:20:02But who did you sell the apartment to?

00:20:05Well, I don't know, it was supposed to be a company.

00:20:07Which one? Is that A a mess?

00:20:09Do you see it?

00:20:09They realized they were being annoying.

00:20:11When things are said firmly, it is normal that...

00:20:14For me, only the record has changed.

00:20:17Well, this one has its point, right?

00:20:19Forgive me, Father, why have I sinned?

00:20:23Vicenta, if you came yesterday, you don't have time to sin so much.

00:20:26It is Catholically impossible.

00:20:27It's just that I've had impure thoughts and it's never happened to me before.

00:20:31I have welcomed Andrés Guerra into my home

00:20:33and I imagined him naked with...

00:20:36with penis.

00:20:38And I had never put a penis in a man.

00:20:40Well, we all have one, Vicenta.

00:20:42God gave every man a penis.

00:20:44That's how it is.

00:20:45That's not an impure thought, woman.

00:20:46It's human nature.

00:20:48And what penance do you give me?

00:20:49Uh, no, no, no, no.

00:20:50The house invites you to this absolution.

00:20:52Go in peace.

00:20:53You accumulate sins and next week

00:20:55I'll take them all off together, okay?

00:20:59You let me talk to you, I know you, okay?

00:21:01It's about being baptized.

00:21:03Careful, careful, Vicenta.

00:21:04What's happening?

00:21:06If he finds out about the baptism,

00:21:08all the neighbors come here.

00:21:09By a miracle.

00:21:19Hello.

00:21:21Can I help you with anything?

00:21:23Yeah.

00:21:23Hey...

00:21:24Yeah.

00:21:25Yeah.

00:21:26Yeah.

00:21:26You've got it now.

00:21:28Come on.

00:21:29Okay, let's see if I got this straight.

00:21:32You two, gay and lesbian respectively,

00:21:36you have conceived a child by artificial insemination.

00:21:39You are not married, you are not a couple

00:21:41and you expect me to baptize him.

00:21:42We have sold the story to Hollywood.

00:21:44They are looking for a director.

00:21:45What's happening?

00:21:45Is there a problem?

00:21:46No, you will understand that it is a barely Catholic process.

00:21:50What worries me is what they will say,

00:21:52but above all what they will say to me,

00:21:54because my superiors are going to get angry.

00:21:56The Episcopal Conference is now with the gays

00:21:58as if I were going to get into trouble.

00:21:59But they don't have to know that.

00:22:01We bring the child.

00:22:02You soak the neck of his neck a little.

00:22:03and here peace and then glory.

00:22:05And who would be the godparents?

00:22:06Because you told me you have a brother who's a priest, right?

00:22:09That would smooth things over.

00:22:10Yes, but we had thought

00:22:12my girlfriend as godmother and her boyfriend as godfather.

00:22:14Damn, if the bishop finds out.

00:22:16No, look, I'm sorry.

00:22:18I have to look into this.

00:22:21Or not?

00:22:22It is not mandatory either.

00:22:23You speak directly to God.

00:22:25I'm sure there's no problem.

00:22:26Okay, I'll take this as a donation.

00:22:29for the promotion of my new single.

00:22:32Before, saint, how simple!

00:22:33I'm going to give you a CD.

00:22:36Ta-da!

00:22:37Oh, well thanks, huh?

00:22:39They are the will.

00:22:40Ten euros.

00:22:41Inside comes a booklet with photos of my tour

00:22:44through nursing homes all over Spain, huh?

00:22:45I titled it in a military style.

00:22:47to my 90-year-old children.

00:22:49Well, he's looking for a space for us.

00:22:51for next week.

00:22:52Okay.

00:22:52Ah, please, an intimate baptism, eh?

00:22:55Don't let it come to the press.

00:22:56No.

00:22:58Yeah, not two.

00:22:59No.

00:23:00Thank you.

00:23:00Well, we've already achieved the most difficult part,

00:23:05that we be baptized.

00:23:07Now we just have to decide

00:23:08by Ezequiel or by Antonio.

00:23:09Hey, what if we do a survey?

00:23:10among family and friends

00:23:11let's see how much of the two names

00:23:12has more pull?

00:23:13Come on, okay.

00:23:13You'll see what a surprise you get.

00:23:15You're happy, huh?

00:23:16We are deciding together

00:23:17child's things.

00:23:18Yes, but these are just the crumbs.

00:23:20If you are not coming to live at home,

00:23:21I love the kid

00:23:22at least on weekends.

00:23:23Mauri, you can't ask me that.

00:23:24He's only a month old.

00:23:25How am I going to separate myself from him?

00:23:27The thing is...

00:23:27Hey, can I be a mother?

00:23:28also how would you do it?

00:23:29Oh yeah?

00:23:30Are you going to breastfeed every four hours?

00:23:31Well, there are many theories

00:23:32against breast milk.

00:23:33The chest thing is already left behind

00:23:34for adults only.

00:23:35Look, I don't want to go in.

00:23:36in a discussion between divorced people

00:23:37because we haven't even been a couple.

00:23:39My partner is Rosa

00:23:39and I want to be with her.

00:23:40For now the child

00:23:41has to be with me.

00:23:42Also, you and I

00:23:43we had reached an agreement.

00:23:44If you understand, great.

00:23:45And if not, I'm so sorry.

00:23:47Give me a chance.

00:23:48I am the father.

00:23:49I also have the right

00:23:49to enjoy the child.

00:23:51Bea!

00:23:51Man, if you came to an agreement...

00:23:53You put your hand,

00:23:55not the ear.

00:24:09Natalita,

00:24:10that I have thought,

00:24:11just as a little suddenly,

00:24:12that you and I hardly know each other.

00:24:14We could,

00:24:15Well, I don't know,

00:24:16do something together.

00:24:18I'll roll you up.

00:24:19Isabel,

00:24:21I thank you for your effort

00:24:22for being a mother,

00:24:23but it is not necessary.

00:24:24I have grown up

00:24:25without solid parental references

00:24:26and I haven't fallen into drugs

00:24:27nor have I been a teenage mother.

00:24:28I manage well on my own.

00:24:29You are now with my father.

00:24:30I respect you.

00:24:31You respect me.

00:24:32Each one lives his own life

00:24:33and there is no problem here.

00:24:35We go shopping together.

00:24:37I'll pay.

00:24:38I'm going to change.

00:24:41Wait!

00:24:43Wait!

00:24:44Do you know what I can do?

00:24:46to get closer to your brother?

00:24:48Walk to the couch?

00:24:49No.

00:24:50It's that lately

00:24:51spends all day

00:24:52stuck in the bathroom

00:24:53combing her hair.

00:24:54I want to talk to him about sex.

00:24:56Well, go for it,

00:24:57if you love that topic.

00:24:58Get on the computer.

00:24:59José Miguel Folder,

00:25:00math.

00:25:04José,

00:25:05José Miguel,

00:25:06what are you doing?

00:25:09Well,

00:25:09Well, taking advantage

00:25:10that has gone

00:25:10Aunt Nieves

00:25:11I have rescued the console.

00:25:12Ah,

00:25:13very good.

00:25:14Can you play?

00:25:15Yeah,

00:25:16take.

00:25:16You are a gang boss

00:25:17from the suburbs

00:25:18from Los Angeles.

00:25:19You have to recover

00:25:20the neighborhood

00:25:20crushing rival gangs.

00:25:22Look,

00:25:22with X you shoot

00:25:23and with L1 you recharge.

00:25:25Oh!

00:25:26Have you run over an old woman?

00:25:27Yeah,

00:25:28that's what gives points.

00:25:29Oh yeah?

00:25:30Hey,

00:25:31What was I going to tell you?

00:25:33Have you spoken?

00:25:33with dad sex?

00:25:35Yeah,

00:25:35once he spoke to me

00:25:36from the history of the condom,

00:25:37but we stayed in Egypt.

00:25:39Already,

00:25:39is that lately

00:25:40you may have noticed

00:25:41changes in your body.

00:25:43Little hairs,

00:25:44new,

00:25:45body parts

00:25:46that they have hit

00:25:46a growth spurt

00:25:47and maybe

00:25:48investigating

00:25:48the same

00:25:49you have stopped playing

00:25:50with the remote

00:25:51to play with something else.

00:25:53Do you know what?

00:25:54am I talking to you?

00:25:54What if I jerk off?

00:25:56Hey?

00:25:57No,

00:25:58it's not that.

00:26:00Oh well,

00:26:00since you bring up the subject

00:26:01I'll tell you

00:26:01that sex

00:26:02it's not bad.

00:26:04Be part of

00:26:04of us.

00:26:06You don't have to

00:26:06hide.

00:26:07You have nothing to do

00:26:08embarrass you.

00:26:09Oh!

00:26:10Sex is healthy.

00:26:12Ah,

00:26:12Okay,

00:26:13Well, thank you very much.

00:26:14Hey?

00:26:15I am with you.

00:26:16Are we leaving?

00:26:18Yeah,

00:26:19so it gives me a little bit

00:26:20the air.

00:26:21How's the approach?

00:26:22It's a success.

00:26:24This girl is cool.

00:26:30We are going to exterminate.

00:26:33Mrs. Marisa is here.

00:26:34throwing cigarette butts into the yard.

00:26:35It is believed that because it has

00:26:36107 years

00:26:37can do whatever he wants.

00:26:39The mother who gave birth to me.

00:26:41Hey!

00:26:42The new ones!

00:26:43You take the garbage down to the bin,

00:26:44Hey?

00:26:44Let's see if I'm going to have it

00:26:45to piss off.

00:26:49Well,

00:26:49Have you seen

00:26:50who is responsible for this?

00:26:51One of the new thugs.

00:26:52The dog has come down

00:26:53and it is known that the bug

00:26:54has not lasted until the street.

00:26:56Ah,

00:26:56And you don't tell him anything?

00:26:57to the owner?

00:26:57It's that I'm going to the gym

00:26:59and I still don't control

00:27:00my strength.

00:27:01I don't want to hurt him

00:27:02to no one.

00:27:02Mr. John,

00:27:03I see garbage in the yard

00:27:04and everything has fallen on me

00:27:05and I don't even use a bag

00:27:05of garbage or anything.

00:27:07I'm going to have to go in.

00:27:07to scrub with the helmet

00:27:08of the motorcycle.

00:27:08Emilio,

00:27:09go get the broom

00:27:09and to the dustpan.

00:27:10A dog has defecated

00:27:11and your father has stepped on it

00:27:12accidentally.

00:27:12Pussy,

00:27:13Well, that's what I bring luck with.

00:27:14I'm going to buy the goal.

00:27:15Dad,

00:27:16don't step on the goal.

00:27:17Take off your shoes.

00:27:18Mr. John,

00:27:19These people are slobs,

00:27:20Hey?

00:27:20They are from another social background,

00:27:21They have no manners,

00:27:22no category,

00:27:23nor classes,

00:27:23nor do they have anything at all.

00:27:24Man,

00:27:24please,

00:27:25throwing things around the yard.

00:27:26I'm going to call the police

00:27:27right now.

00:27:28Wow!

00:27:29Another one who steps on the Catalina.

00:27:30But don't get on me

00:27:31so up the stairs.

00:27:33What are you doing?

00:27:35Oh,

00:27:35how beautiful

00:27:35this thing about having new neighbors.

00:27:37How disgusting.

00:27:38I can't stand fifteen days

00:27:41with this not even a tail.

00:27:44But it is that of my life

00:27:45What happened to you?

00:27:45Hey,

00:27:46nothing,

00:27:47nothing.

00:27:47And why did they put that on you?

00:27:48So you don't scratch yourself?

00:27:49Emilio,

00:27:50we have had a blow

00:27:50both with the car.

00:27:51I can't drive

00:27:53with the bumper like this.

00:27:54And what did you do?

00:27:55Chasing us?

00:27:55And you to that guy?

00:27:57What's happening?

00:27:57What do you like?

00:27:58That we don't like.

00:27:59He is Alicia's boyfriend

00:28:00that we are looking for flaws in it.

00:28:01And that's why you follow him?

00:28:02There are people

00:28:03that does not have them so open

00:28:04like you.

00:28:05Nativity scene.

00:28:06That?

00:28:07No, no, no,

00:28:07here.

00:28:08Are you kidding me?

00:28:09I'm not kidding you.

00:28:10Look,

00:28:10It couldn't be easier.

00:28:11You give me a urine sample

00:28:12and I'll give you the pregnancy test

00:28:14in private.

00:28:14I don't feel like it!

00:28:15Nativity scene,

00:28:16that with the accident

00:28:16you may have provoked the child

00:28:17irreparable brain damage.

00:28:19You do have

00:28:19irreparable brain damage.

00:28:21And you do not persecute us anymore.

00:28:24Well,

00:28:25false alarm.

00:28:25He is Alicia's boyfriend.

00:28:26We can rest easy

00:28:27because Lucia

00:28:28will never lift you up

00:28:29the boyfriend to a friend.

00:28:30But you are stupid.

00:28:31When there is a man involved

00:28:32women have no friends.

00:28:33It is the reproductive instinct.

00:28:34I saw it in a documentary.

00:28:36You're right,

00:28:36we have to be alert.

00:28:37That guy is dangerous.

00:28:38Of course, damn it.

00:28:38Hey,

00:28:39What if I hide the predictor?

00:28:40as an air freshener

00:28:41so in the toilet

00:28:41does it make me realize it anyway?

00:28:42Clear.

00:28:43And when I flush the toilet?

00:28:44Of course.

00:28:45I need to fine-tune the plan further.

00:28:51Nativity scene,

00:28:52are you OK?

00:28:52Ricardo told me

00:28:53about the accident.

00:28:54Yeah,

00:28:55Yeah,

00:28:55Alright.

00:28:56It's just like always

00:28:56is looking where we should.

00:28:58It's also a coincidence,

00:28:59Hey?

00:28:59Yeah,

00:29:00Yeah,

00:29:00Well,

00:29:00It's that when I saw you

00:29:01get out of the car

00:29:02I have thought.

00:29:03It just can't be.

00:29:04It's going to be thought about

00:29:04that we are following him.

00:29:07Look at the gift

00:29:07what Ricardo has done to me.

00:29:09I'm just amazed.

00:29:10Well,

00:29:10what a practical little wallet

00:29:12with...

00:29:13No,

00:29:14the gift is the bills

00:29:14what's inside.

00:29:16Next week

00:29:17we are going to the Seychelles Islands.

00:29:20So that is

00:29:21yours goes

00:29:22oh really,

00:29:22oh really.

00:29:23Yeah,

00:29:23and we're going to dinner

00:29:24right now

00:29:25to celebrate it.

00:29:27Well,

00:29:27Well, congratulations,

00:29:28Hey?

00:29:28We are very happy

00:29:30that you are so happy

00:29:31and so...

00:29:32that he is going to take her

00:29:33to the Seychelles.

00:29:34Because if it is going to exist

00:29:35the perfect man.

00:29:36No,

00:29:36no way.

00:29:37We can't give up now.

00:29:38That guy has to have

00:29:39some defect.

00:29:40Yeah,

00:29:40who is with Alice.

00:29:41Let's see,

00:29:42What is the weak point

00:29:43of all men?

00:29:44The iron.

00:29:44No,

00:29:45sex.

00:29:46No one resists

00:29:47to easy sex

00:29:47and without obligation.

00:29:50Tomorrow I'll hit on her.

00:29:52Nativity scene,

00:29:53Nativity scene,

00:29:55I'm not saying it's easy

00:29:57resist that eroticism

00:29:58so carnal

00:29:59that you give off,

00:30:00oh well,

00:30:00equal,

00:30:01Well, you are not in your moment

00:30:01sexier

00:30:02and I should hit on her right now.

00:30:03See how you like it?

00:30:04No,

00:30:05No,

00:30:06No,

00:30:07No,

00:30:08No,

00:30:09No,

00:30:10No,

00:30:11No,

00:30:12No,

00:30:12Nativity scene,

00:30:13Alicia is our friend

00:30:13and if Ricardo falls for it

00:30:14what are you going to do?

00:30:15To sleep with him?

00:30:16Of course.

00:30:17And how are you going to do sexual

00:30:18with the neck brace?

00:30:20You're going to look like Woody Woodpecker.

00:30:21Man,

00:30:21is that if there is a topic

00:30:22I take it off.

00:30:23Lucia,

00:30:23please,

00:30:25foolishness.

00:30:25Why do they take so long?

00:30:26the police to come out?

00:30:28I have to take care of Andrés.

00:30:29Who knows what they will have

00:30:30found in there.

00:30:31They will be ordering

00:30:32all things

00:30:33that they have been caught

00:30:33and putting a little sign on it

00:30:34for the photo

00:30:35that's what the cops do

00:30:35they like it a lot.

00:30:36They must have an album.

00:30:37The important thing

00:30:37is that these people

00:30:38realize

00:30:38that here

00:30:39we don't walk

00:30:39with nonsense

00:30:40and that at the slightest

00:30:41we resort to forces

00:30:41and security forces

00:30:42of the State

00:30:43without hesitation.

00:30:44That,

00:30:44that scares them.

00:30:45How would I like?

00:30:46have a shotgun

00:30:47of those that I throw away

00:30:48rubber balls?

00:30:49Is that for sale?

00:30:52How are you?

00:30:53How many

00:30:53are they being arrested?

00:30:54Let's see.

00:30:55We have told them

00:30:55that they behave

00:30:56in a civic manner,

00:30:57which is the only thing

00:30:57what we can do.

00:30:59Sincerely,

00:30:59this looks very bad.

00:31:01But how does it have

00:31:01bad looking?

00:31:02Those slobs

00:31:02get out of here now.

00:31:03This floor

00:31:04will have bought it

00:31:04a real estate agency

00:31:05who wants to stay

00:31:05with the entire building.

00:31:07What they do

00:31:07is to live

00:31:08to the rabble

00:31:08with instructions

00:31:10that they become bitter

00:31:11life to the neighbors

00:31:11so that they can get ready

00:31:12and end up selling off

00:31:13their apartments for two duros.

00:31:15You will see that soon

00:31:15someone appears

00:31:16to make them an offer.

00:31:17These are professionals.

00:31:18If halfway

00:31:19we know them.

00:31:20Well,

00:31:20then do something.

00:31:20Why don't they arrest them?

00:31:22What do we pay taxes for?

00:31:23You don't have the money,

00:31:24shell,

00:31:25that you don't pay anything.

00:31:26What do you mean no?

00:31:26And he was going to go suddenly,

00:31:28that?

00:31:28Let's see,

00:31:28we can take

00:31:29at 15 to the police station,

00:31:30but in three or four hours

00:31:31they are here again

00:31:32and if they don't come

00:31:33another 15 will come

00:31:34until the building

00:31:35don't be left empty,

00:31:36they don't stop.

00:31:37This is from Banana Republic.

00:31:38It is a flagrant abuse

00:31:39towards the citizens.

00:31:40Already,

00:31:40and the price of housing

00:31:42also,

00:31:42and that of gasoline

00:31:43and the rounding of the euro.

00:31:45Do you want me to continue?

00:31:46If you want some advice,

00:31:47sell as soon as possible.

00:31:49Good afternoon.

00:31:50Well.

00:31:51Mr. John,

00:31:52but what are we going to do?

00:31:53I'm about to ask to be discharged.

00:31:54Urgent neighborhood meeting.

00:31:55Crisis cabinet.

00:31:56You are not the president.

00:31:58Yeah,

00:31:58let Juan organize it.

00:31:59that Andrés will not feel

00:32:01that is very bad.

00:32:02And it's going to be worse.

00:32:06Careful,

00:32:06that a car serves you.

00:32:07Yeah,

00:32:08is one of the Russian mafia.

00:32:09Now I get off in a vacant lot

00:32:10and I beat him up.

00:32:11Vicenta,

00:32:12I want one of these

00:32:12for my birthday.

00:32:14Neighbors,

00:32:16I mean

00:32:16that pleases me

00:32:17to occupy this chair again

00:32:18even under these circumstances.

00:32:20It is important

00:32:21that we be a pineapple

00:32:22to answer

00:32:23to this gratuitous aggression

00:32:24of which we are subject

00:32:25by the new neighbors.

00:32:26Because I am not a violent person

00:32:28that if I didn't catch them like that

00:32:29and burst them all

00:32:30the teeth there

00:32:30against the curb of the wax.

00:32:31Emilio,

00:32:32we will try to maintain

00:32:33a cool head.

00:32:34If it's to get angry,

00:32:35I have seen them stealing

00:32:35the two floors of the portal.

00:32:37They'll be smoking them.

00:32:38They have taken

00:32:38the light bulbs on the landing.

00:32:40Paya oscuro no frego,

00:32:41occupational hazards,

00:32:42the tastes.

00:32:42They are going to destroy everything

00:32:44and the cost I don't move a finger.

00:32:46Sorry,

00:32:46but I have tried to put myself

00:32:47in contact with the company

00:32:47owner of the property

00:32:49called Copimsa

00:32:50and after listening

00:32:5114 times the version

00:32:52from Eric B's barrel organ

00:32:53he has answered me

00:32:53a very rude man

00:32:54that has been ignored

00:32:55completely out of the matter.

00:32:56How did you say?

00:32:57What is the company called?

00:32:59Copimsa.

00:33:00What's happening?

00:33:00Do you know her?

00:33:01No, no, no.

00:33:03I have to go.

00:33:04because I have an appointment

00:33:05with a doctor from...

00:33:07Well,

00:33:07that I have there like a...

00:33:08Come on,

00:33:08that if you have to vote

00:33:09So I decide yes.

00:33:10Or not,

00:33:10no matter what you decide,

00:33:11Mauri, okay?

00:33:12Bye bye,

00:33:12I have to go.

00:33:13This girl always looks so cute.

00:33:15Well,

00:33:15in view of the total defenselessness

00:33:16in which we are

00:33:17the time has come

00:33:18to make decisions.

00:33:19I read once

00:33:20that those people

00:33:20has those behaviors

00:33:21marginal

00:33:22due to lack of affection.

00:33:23What would you do?

00:33:24if he were in our place

00:33:25go for them?

00:33:26Invasion!

00:33:27Invasion!

00:33:28If the law does not protect us,

00:33:29we are the law.

00:33:31Votes in favor

00:33:31from the start of hostilities.

00:33:33Forgive me,

00:33:33but this is starting to look like

00:33:34the Azores meeting.

00:33:35I'm going home.

00:33:36You don't vote.

00:33:37So that?

00:33:37If whatever I say

00:33:38you're going to do whatever you want.

00:33:39It is also true,

00:33:43let's go for them.

00:33:44No, no, no,

00:33:45tranquility, tranquility.

00:33:46We are outnumbered.

00:33:48Now each one to her house

00:33:49that I tonight

00:33:50design a plan of attack.

00:33:51You have to, Mr. Juan,

00:33:52that this rabble

00:33:53you have come to the wrong building.

00:33:54From me.

00:33:55Peaceful.

00:33:56Dad,

00:33:57Have you bought the second B?

00:33:58Yes, my daughter, yes.

00:33:59You didn't expect that, did you?

00:34:01But you know

00:34:01the one you're riding here.

00:34:02How come you don't tell me anything?

00:34:04Really.

00:34:05What do you think you are?

00:34:05that I have come?

00:34:07Dear,

00:34:08since I have not been able

00:34:09to get you out of here,

00:34:09I'm going to get you off me

00:34:10to these neighbors.

00:34:12We rehabilitate

00:34:12and we sell the apartments

00:34:13to people with class,

00:34:14like you and me.

00:34:16Poor things,

00:34:16you've gone crazy.

00:34:17But if always

00:34:17you are complaining about them.

00:34:19Look,

00:34:20These people I've brought in here

00:34:20They are professionals.

00:34:22In 15 days

00:34:22I have all the floors

00:34:23and we started the work.

00:34:25I, for your happiness,

00:34:26I do whatever it takes.

00:34:27I mean,

00:34:27What are you going to throw in?

00:34:28to all my neighbors

00:34:29just to fix

00:34:29things with me?

00:34:30Well,

00:34:30I'm going to win too

00:34:31a cane.

00:34:32Oh well,

00:34:32that is secondary.

00:34:34Well, I'm from this

00:34:34I don't know anything,

00:34:35because if they find out

00:34:35that it has been you,

00:34:36they eat me alive.

00:34:37But how are they going to find out?

00:34:39My daughter,

00:34:40I'm going to build you a house.

00:34:42Oh,

00:34:42leave,

00:34:43leave.

00:34:43I have dinner

00:34:43with the mayor

00:34:44because you have to reclassify me

00:34:46some green areas, huh?

00:34:47Very good.

00:34:48Okay,

00:34:48see you later.

00:34:49Bye bye.

00:34:55Fernando,

00:34:56listen,

00:34:56I am the biological father,

00:34:57legally I will have to have

00:34:58any right.

00:34:59No,

00:35:00I haven't signed anything.

00:35:02Man,

00:35:02I don't want to go to court either.

00:35:03It's about scaring

00:35:04a bit like Rosa's bitch.

00:35:06Clear.

00:35:06Mauri,

00:35:07I have a surprise for you.

00:35:08I'll call you back later.

00:35:10I see you are a little overwhelmed.

00:35:11with the theme of the child

00:35:12and a little bit alone

00:35:13since he left,

00:35:13Bea has decided to come to me

00:35:14to live with you

00:35:15so you can see

00:35:15that I commit myself

00:35:16in this relationship.

00:35:17What do you think?

00:35:18Can you believe it?

00:35:18that Bea told me

00:35:19that for now

00:35:19the child won't leave me

00:35:20not even one day a week?

00:35:21If I didn't arrive

00:35:22for my sperm

00:35:23that kid

00:35:23would continue wandering in limbo.

00:35:25Very good,

00:35:25I'm going to leave my suitcase.

00:35:26Today I cook,

00:35:27Hey?

00:35:28Pickled quail.

00:35:31Mauri,

00:35:32I already have the results

00:35:33from the family survey.

00:35:34Antonio 27,

00:35:35Ezekiel 1.

00:35:36And that vote

00:35:37It was my grandmother's,

00:35:37who is my religious.

00:35:38Well, I like him very much.

00:35:39Let's see when you introduce her to me.

00:35:40Look,

00:35:40let's be honest,

00:35:41the child must be called Antonio.

00:35:43No,

00:35:43if I really

00:35:44I paint something like father

00:35:45The fair thing is to hold a raffle.

00:35:47A piece of paper

00:35:47with Ezekiel

00:35:49and another with Antonio

00:35:51and whoever comes out

00:35:52has come out.

00:35:53So we don't give it to him anymore

00:35:54more turns.

00:35:55If you are the only one

00:35:55who wants to call him Ezekiel.

00:35:56No,

00:35:57Me and your grandmother,

00:35:58Old people are very wise,

00:35:59it will have to be taken into account.

00:36:00Well,

00:36:00Well, okay,

00:36:00come on,

00:36:01we do a raffle.

00:36:02Don't argue,

00:36:03please.

00:36:03I'm going to get a bowl.

00:36:07Hey,

00:36:07Mauri,

00:36:07that I just took out

00:36:08the quails in the refrigerator

00:36:09and so without a head

00:36:10It gives me a very bad feeling

00:36:11Let's make some tortillas

00:36:12or something.

00:36:13What are you doing?

00:36:14Are you going to rig the draw?

00:36:16I'm just getting bigger

00:36:17a little bit my possibilities.

00:36:18A little bit no,

00:36:19100%,

00:36:19that the two papers

00:36:20They have not put Ezequiel.

00:36:21You,

00:36:21make it yours.

00:36:23Let's see,

00:36:24let's see,

00:36:25an innocent hand.

00:36:27Well,

00:36:27Rosa's is fine.

00:36:28Come on,

00:36:28yes darling,

00:36:29do it yourself.

00:36:30That's a lot of responsibility,

00:36:31Hey?

00:36:31Come on,

00:36:31stir them well,

00:36:32so that it is not said later.

00:36:35Antonio,

00:36:35Antonio.

00:36:42Ezekiel.

00:36:42Yeah.

00:36:43Well,

00:36:44Well, nothing,

00:36:44that's the game.

00:36:45Sometimes you win

00:36:46and others are lost

00:36:47and this is no longer necessary.

00:36:48I'm going to throw it away.

00:36:49Fuck,

00:36:49what bad luck.

00:36:50If he knew,

00:36:51I was about to pick up the other one.

00:36:52Well, find out,

00:36:53see,

00:36:53kills you.

00:36:54Be quiet.

00:36:56Girls,

00:36:57don't make that face either

00:36:58if the important thing is to participate.

00:36:59Well, nothing,

00:37:00we will have to call him Ezequiel.

00:37:02What time do we meet?

00:37:02to go to the registry?

00:37:07Come on,

00:37:07come on,

00:37:08put down the newspaper.

00:37:09You have to rest.

00:37:11Hey,

00:37:11there is a lot of scandal,

00:37:13Is something wrong with the new neighbors?

00:37:15No,

00:37:16No,

00:37:16They are very calm people.

00:37:18What happens is that

00:37:18we have organized them

00:37:19a welcome party,

00:37:21but you can't go,

00:37:22you are sick.

00:37:24Well,

00:37:24Well, nothing,

00:37:25good night.

00:37:27No,

00:37:27wait,

00:37:28I'm going to bed too.

00:37:29But what are you doing?

00:37:31Go to bed,

00:37:31me at night

00:37:32I don't watch TV,

00:37:33there are many discussions

00:37:34and I get upset.

00:37:35No,

00:37:35I don't want you to sleep

00:37:36uncomfortable,

00:37:37I'd better go back

00:37:38to the attic.

00:37:39No,

00:37:40don't worry,

00:37:41don't get nervous,

00:37:43Yes, for now I

00:37:43I don't want sex.

00:37:44Ah,

00:37:45love is making its way,

00:37:47don't force it.

00:37:48No,

00:37:48the truth is no.

00:37:49Now,

00:37:50if it is a disappointment

00:37:50too big for you,

00:37:52I sacrifice myself

00:37:52and I surrender.

00:37:53No,

00:37:54No,

00:37:54It's much prettier this way,

00:37:56where does it go?

00:37:58Do you mind if I sleep?

00:37:59hugging you?

00:38:02It's just that I'm cold.

00:38:03Vicenta,

00:38:09are they calling?

00:38:10Hey?

00:38:12Ah,

00:38:12Yeah,

00:38:14is that I was listening

00:38:15the beat of your heart.

00:38:20How was your wedding night?

00:38:22My sister is pure passion,

00:38:24Hey?

00:38:25Now seriously,

00:38:26when are you leaving?

00:38:27If I have tried,

00:38:28lady,

00:38:29but it doesn't let me.

00:38:31Andrew,

00:38:31look who's coming with us,

00:38:33the children?

00:38:36We're all here.

00:38:37Dad,

00:38:37we missed you.

00:38:38What is our room?

00:38:45Two in the morning

00:38:45and none of them take it from me.

00:38:47But what exactly did they tell you?

00:38:49Again,

00:38:49who were going shopping.

00:38:51And how long have you been?

00:38:51have you been playing with that?

00:38:52Come on,

00:38:52the bed.

00:38:53No,

00:38:53wait,

00:38:53dad,

00:38:53They caught me

00:38:54of the police

00:38:55and I have to go burn

00:38:55my marijuana fields

00:38:56with some zayamas.

00:38:57The fields of...

00:38:58Give me that.

00:38:59No,

00:38:59wait.

00:38:59Give me that,

00:39:00you,

00:39:00good.

00:39:00That?

00:39:00Gosh,

00:39:01let me save the game.

00:39:04Oh!

00:39:04Hello,

00:39:05I'm going to the bathroom,

00:39:06that I've been here for three hours

00:39:07peeing.

00:39:08Isabel,

00:39:09you can't know

00:39:09where you come from.

00:39:10No,

00:39:11that I've been with Natalia,

00:39:13in a...

00:39:14what's it called?

00:39:14In a dive,

00:39:15with his friends.

00:39:16What a mess,

00:39:17that carries the herbs.

00:39:19Have you been drinking?

00:39:20No,

00:39:20Yeah,

00:39:20Well,

00:39:20I don't usually do it,

00:39:21but to get closer to your daughter,

00:39:23three and intonis,

00:39:24that I remember,

00:39:24four tequilas

00:39:25and a table of those of...

00:39:27of colored chumitos.

00:39:28But,

00:39:28No,

00:39:28I'm fine.

00:39:30You didn't know,

00:39:30and where you shop.

00:39:31Oh,

00:39:32the bags.

00:39:32I don't care.

00:39:34And you left Natalia alone?

00:39:35on that site?

00:39:36No,

00:39:36not alone,

00:39:37who is with her boyfriend

00:39:37who is a DJ,

00:39:38pricking.

00:39:40Don't tell me

00:39:41what does that mean.

00:39:42Well,

00:39:42today is what I lack.

00:39:44You'll see when it arrives.

00:39:45This one never sets foot on the street again.

00:39:47If I were you, I would go to bed,

00:39:48Hey?

00:39:48Because I left her

00:39:49until seven.

00:39:50Until seven.

00:39:52Isabel,

00:39:52These things need to be talked about.

00:39:53We have to unify

00:39:54educational criteria.

00:39:56This girl is cool.

00:39:57Fuck.

00:39:59Isabel,

00:40:00I had hope

00:40:01that tonight,

00:40:03being the first without snow,

00:40:05we could have,

00:40:06at last,

00:40:07that sexual encounter

00:40:08that we both so desire.

00:40:09But,

00:40:10Juan,

00:40:10I'm being given

00:40:11around the room.

00:40:12How do you expect us to do anything?

00:40:15Besides,

00:40:16I see you double.

00:40:18No,

00:40:18me the first time

00:40:18that we do it

00:40:19I prefer that we are

00:40:20you and me alone.

00:40:20Well,

00:40:21well, nothing.

00:40:22It will be due to abstinence.

00:40:24Look,

00:40:24I'm still listening

00:40:25the music from that place.

00:40:27No no.

00:40:28These are our new neighbors.

00:40:30That's enough,

00:40:31please!

00:40:33How has my life changed?

00:40:35How drunk I am.

00:40:36That time,

00:40:36I understand

00:40:37that you want to win over the children,

00:40:38but please,

00:40:38little by little.

00:40:39There's no rush.

00:40:42Oh no,

00:40:43please.

00:40:44Don't pay for the light

00:40:45which go around even more.

00:40:48Oh,

00:40:49what a high.

00:40:50What a night!

00:40:59you have given me

00:40:59with the snoring.

00:41:00It has fallen

00:41:01up to the crucifix.

00:41:02But,

00:41:02How can I not snore?

00:41:03if you have passed

00:41:04smoking all night?

00:41:06I have a sore throat

00:41:07raw.

00:41:08Impossible.

00:41:09This is minty.

00:41:09Me with this

00:41:10I cure my colds.

00:41:11Look,

00:41:12I have breakfast

00:41:12and I go back to bed.

00:41:14No, no, no, no.

00:41:15This is for Andrés

00:41:16and the children.

00:41:18And what about us?

00:41:20The welfare state

00:41:21it's falling apart on us.

00:41:27Children!

00:41:28Breakfast!

00:41:30Fuck,

00:41:31that looks good.

00:41:32Don't bring me

00:41:32breakfast in bed

00:41:33since I had surgery

00:41:34of appendicitis.

00:41:35Drink the juice

00:41:35that his vitamins are gone.

00:41:37Do you have any clothes?

00:41:38to wash?

00:41:38The handle,

00:41:39enter it.

00:41:40Vicenta,

00:41:40This is not a center

00:41:41of reception.

00:41:43There are too many people here.

00:41:45It's true.

00:41:48You are right.

00:41:50What are you talking about?

00:41:54What are you talking about?

00:41:55Vicenta,

00:41:55is that I am your family.

00:41:57No,

00:41:57now yes

00:41:58that I have a family.

00:42:00And now what do we do?

00:42:01Because to me

00:42:01in the retiree's home

00:42:02They won't let me in.

00:42:03Well,

00:42:04I still

00:42:05I have a house here.

00:42:06Well, come on,

00:42:07an eviction,

00:42:08another occupation.

00:42:10Hello,

00:42:10Ricardo.

00:42:12How are you?

00:42:13OR?

00:42:14I have to shave.

00:42:16I'm going to a casting.

00:42:17They called me

00:42:18for the next movie

00:42:18by Almodóvar.

00:42:19It is a six-sentence paper.

00:42:20Well,

00:42:21aunt,

00:42:21how strong.

00:42:22To Goya

00:42:22a junkie prostitute

00:42:23he kills me

00:42:24to a transvestite

00:42:24in a karaoke.

00:42:25Well,

00:42:25that smells like Goya

00:42:26sure,

00:42:27fixed relationship actress.

00:42:28Oh,

00:42:28I have stayed here

00:42:29with Ricardo.

00:42:30When he comes,

00:42:30Tell him I'll be right there

00:42:31wait for me.

00:42:31Peaceful,

00:42:32that I give him conversation.

00:42:34Well,

00:42:34but don't tell him your life,

00:42:35Let's see if you're going to ruin it for me.

00:42:36A coffee?

00:42:37A magazine?

00:42:37Yes,

00:42:38yes,

00:42:38come on,

00:42:39to the,

00:42:39to succeed.

00:42:47Hello,

00:42:48I am the secretary

00:42:49by Almodóvar.

00:42:50He swallowed it all.

00:42:52Where have you sent him?

00:42:53to do the casting?

00:42:53To a polygon

00:42:5450 kilometers from here

00:42:55and she's going to go crazy

00:42:55to find it.

00:42:56Perfect.

00:42:57We have Ricardo in our sights.

00:42:59How are you?

00:43:00Am I sexy?

00:43:01Paint yourself a little.

00:43:02Yeah?

00:43:02What's up, dude?

00:43:04Here they come

00:43:04your roommates.

00:43:06Sorry?

00:43:07What Vicenta has thrown at us

00:43:08and we come to pass

00:43:09here for a few days.

00:43:10No, no, no.

00:43:10Do not self-medicate.

00:43:11Consult with the pharmacist.

00:43:13Hey,

00:43:13that this house is mine

00:43:14and I come whenever I feel like it.

00:43:15No, no, no, no.

00:43:16No way.

00:43:16We have rented it ourselves.

00:43:18Yeah,

00:43:18but you don't have a contract

00:43:20and don't make noise

00:43:21that we have to rest.

00:43:24Dirty.

00:43:24Fuck,

00:43:25It took me 75 years

00:43:27have a room

00:43:28for myself alone.

00:43:29Now I can bring

00:43:30uncles home.

00:43:31Hey,

00:43:31let's see if these two

00:43:32They are going to ruin our plan.

00:43:33Peaceful,

00:43:33I lock them with a key

00:43:34and I feel so comfortable.

00:43:36Okay.

00:43:36José Miguel.

00:43:38José Miguel.

00:43:39The car is opening.

00:43:40I have to go out.

00:43:40You've been playing all night.

00:43:42That console

00:43:42return to the attic

00:43:43right now.

00:43:43Give it to me.

00:43:44No,

00:43:44that I have not been able to go

00:43:44to my room on TV

00:43:45and I have lain down.

00:43:46What do you mean I kicked you out?

00:43:46Because?

00:43:47Hello good.

00:43:50Who is this guy?

00:43:51Has he slept in your bed?

00:43:52Well,

00:43:52I don't believe in mine.

00:43:56This must be

00:43:57the general malaise

00:43:58what the ads talk about.

00:44:00Isabel,

00:44:01Do you know anything?

00:44:02of the boy there is

00:44:03in carfuncillos

00:44:03in the kitchen

00:44:04preparing breakfast?

00:44:05Yeah,

00:44:06It's Marcos

00:44:06in your daughter's ear.

00:44:07How are you, Isa?

00:44:08Hello,

00:44:09how are you?

00:44:11Oh well,

00:44:12this is the last straw.

00:44:13Go in there right now,

00:44:13I pull it out by the hairs

00:44:14and I put it on the street.

00:44:15And Natalia is going to hear me.

00:44:16No, no, no, no, no.

00:44:17If it was me who told him

00:44:18to bring it to him.

00:44:19Well, what is this now?

00:44:20Does the pension cost?

00:44:20The room is with breakfast.

00:44:22You to your room.

00:44:23Well,

00:44:23maybe now I'm annoyed.

00:44:24But John,

00:44:25What are you going to give to me?

00:44:25if the girl was going to do it?

00:44:27Equal,

00:44:27Well, let him do it at home.

00:44:28and at least you know him.

00:44:29He's a good boy,

00:44:31is a musician.

00:44:32Isabel,

00:44:32we have some squatters outside

00:44:33bursting coexistence

00:44:34of the community

00:44:34and here inside the DJ

00:44:35there's a mouthful of Natalia

00:44:37while José Miguel

00:44:38just think about playing the console

00:44:39and going to the bathroom

00:44:40to comb her hair.

00:44:41Hey, please,

00:44:42Juan,

00:44:42lower your voice

00:44:43because it's like a drill

00:44:44what's gotten into me here.

00:44:45But it seems normal to you?

00:44:46all this.

00:44:47You left your children

00:44:48and you brought their girlfriends home.

00:44:49But not,

00:44:49because they had the keys

00:44:50from Andrés's store

00:44:51but I wouldn't have cared.

00:44:53It's just that it's a bit old.

00:44:54Yes, dad,

00:44:55don't be old-fashioned.

00:44:56You look like the guy from Cuéntame.

00:44:57Hey, hey,

00:44:58that I am a very modern father.

00:44:59Although I was young

00:45:00He was very liberal.

00:45:01I had several jackets

00:45:02with elbow pads

00:45:02and I left sideburns.

00:45:03How are you?

00:45:06I am Juan Cuesta,

00:45:07Natalia's father.

00:45:08Since you're coming

00:45:09around here often

00:45:09maybe we should get to know each other.

00:45:11What do you study?

00:45:11What hobbies do you have?

00:45:12What are you going to do?

00:45:12when you get my daughter pregnant?

00:45:14Dad, please.

00:45:15Hey, I'll tell you.

00:45:15as colleagues

00:45:17because it's nine in the morning

00:45:18If we didn't get drunk, right?

00:45:20I'll call you back later.

00:45:21That's my name.

00:45:21There you go.

00:45:22Well, it's the same.

00:45:23I'll come back whenever you want, okay?

00:45:25Have you found everything to your liking?

00:45:26Yeah.

00:45:27That?

00:45:28And what are you up to?

00:45:29Modern.

00:45:30Maybe it needs a little polishing.

00:45:31This is about tequila.

00:45:34Mr. John,

00:45:35the ladder command is down

00:45:36waiting for instructions.

00:45:38Well, now is the time.

00:45:39They'll all be sleeping,

00:45:40surrendered,

00:45:41after being up all night

00:45:42raising hell.

00:45:43This is the plan.

00:45:44The special operations group

00:45:45formed by Mariano and Emilio

00:45:46will access the kitchen of the second B

00:45:48through the yard

00:45:48with the communal staircase.

00:45:49That is, the two of us

00:45:50Ten guys and three dogs will enter.

00:45:52No, but you have the element of surprise.

00:45:54Once inside

00:45:55They will open the main door for us

00:45:56and we will attack

00:45:57with the fire extinguishers

00:45:58that just happened

00:45:59the annual review

00:45:59in accordance with current legislation.

00:46:01How cool, to tear it up there.

00:46:02No, not that one.

00:46:03You take the one from the car.

00:46:04What I see

00:46:04It's just that we're short on resources, aren't we?

00:46:06Well, MacGyber was alone.

00:46:06and always won.

00:46:07Come on, everyone to your cars.

00:46:08Yes, let's go, let's go.

00:46:09Come on.

00:46:10Juan, I always see gaps, eh?

00:46:11Emilio, come on.

00:46:15That?

00:46:15Service to the enemy?

00:46:17Dad, you had to be downstairs.

00:46:18holding on that we are going to fall.

00:46:20Costs.

00:46:20We are in position.

00:46:22Change.

00:46:22Forward.

00:46:23Fire extinguisher group ready to enter.

00:46:24Paco, go ahead,

00:46:25that it is bigger.

00:46:26And please, aim well

00:46:27to reload this

00:46:28It's worth a fortune, huh?

00:46:29My God.

00:46:31Yeah.

00:46:32They called me

00:46:32to the property registry.

00:46:34Do you know who he is?

00:46:34the owner of Copinsa?

00:46:36It's Copronza,

00:46:37which in turn

00:46:38is owned by Cifrosa.

00:46:40But it is a holding company.

00:46:41But the owner

00:46:42of all this is

00:46:42Rafael Álvarez,

00:46:43Father Lucia.

00:46:44The posh one

00:46:45He wants to kick us out

00:46:46of the building.

00:46:47This changes the strategy.

00:46:48Return immediately.

00:46:49Let's talk to Lucia.

00:46:50We don't plug anyone in anymore.

00:46:55That I don't need help,

00:46:57Pussy,

00:46:57that I am better than me.

00:46:59Come on,

00:46:59let's wake up

00:47:00to all these bastards.

00:47:03Hey, rabble,

00:47:04all night

00:47:05touching the balls, right?

00:47:06Well now it's our turn.

00:47:07What are you up to, kid?

00:47:08What am I talking about?

00:47:09You're going to shit yourselves, Dad.

00:47:10Open the door

00:47:10that between the ports.

00:47:13Emilio.

00:47:14There is no caption.

00:47:15I don't know, yeah, I see it.

00:47:17Well, what's up?

00:47:17There are no ports.

00:47:18But one thing

00:47:19that he loves you quite clearly, eh?

00:47:24Well, nothing.

00:47:25So far the simulation

00:47:27of trespass

00:47:27devoured by patio.

00:47:29Next week

00:47:30It's about fires.

00:47:31And you leave that bottle,

00:47:32Pussy,

00:47:32you're going to hurt yourself.

00:47:34Yes it's true,

00:47:34It's my father's thing,

00:47:35but I don't have

00:47:36nothing to do with this.

00:47:37Besides, what do I want

00:47:37the entire building?

00:47:38Do you want to build a mansion?

00:47:39like the Duchess of Alba?

00:47:41Lucia,

00:47:41that you leave me without business.

00:47:42What will my children eat?

00:47:43Come on, when I have them.

00:47:44Agreed that circumstantially

00:47:46We have had our differences,

00:47:47but what you are doing to us

00:47:48it is a baseness.

00:47:49Yes, exactly.

00:47:50After all the

00:47:51what have you done to me,

00:47:51Why do I have to give you explanations?

00:47:53Talk to my father,

00:47:53leave me alone.

00:47:54That's the cut

00:47:57and these things are the lotuses.

00:47:58Mr. John,

00:47:59where were they?

00:48:00We miraculously escaped alive.

00:48:01It turns out that the company

00:48:02who has put those people in

00:48:03in there

00:48:03It belongs to Lucia's father.

00:48:04How strong,

00:48:05how the posh girl deceives.

00:48:06Well,

00:48:06So are we moving or not?

00:48:08No, no, no,

00:48:08we do not sell.

00:48:09If we don't want to sell,

00:48:10we do not sell.

00:48:11There has to be some way

00:48:12to evict those people.

00:48:13Hey,

00:48:14you saviors

00:48:15lightning soldiers

00:48:15and you have not seen it,

00:48:16No?

00:48:16Because you just gave me

00:48:17a blow to the head.

00:48:19But dad,

00:48:19you are running

00:48:19if you just stand there talking.

00:48:21I have an idea.

00:48:23I expose it.

00:48:24What are you afraid of?

00:48:25rich people?

00:48:26Tax authorities,

00:48:27Imagine that one of us

00:48:28He has a brother-in-law who is an inspector

00:48:29who goes to the office

00:48:30Lucia's father

00:48:31to tell him

00:48:31or leaves us soaked

00:48:32and it creaks alive.

00:48:34What is extortion

00:48:35of all life.

00:48:36Well, yes, already,

00:48:36but who is going to do it?

00:48:37go through inspector?

00:48:38Any.

00:48:39We are all the Treasury.

00:48:40Man,

00:48:41My father is the one with the most face

00:48:41he is bitter.

00:48:45I get paid.

00:48:47Look,

00:48:47another crystal.

00:48:49No problem.

00:48:49Emergency spill

00:48:50from 150 euros.

00:48:51Mariano,

00:48:52put on a suit.

00:48:52From now on

00:48:53You are an inspector

00:48:53head of the Treasury.

00:48:54Look, dad,

00:48:55You finally have a profession.

00:48:56Pussy,

00:48:57that sounds good.

00:48:58White,

00:48:59colored

00:49:00and you believe it

00:49:01where it goes.

00:49:03How are you?

00:49:04Have you already been to the registry?

00:49:05Yeah,

00:49:05it's already done.

00:49:07Mauri has gone

00:49:08to buy champagne

00:49:08to celebrate it.

00:49:10Ezequiel Hidalgo Villarejo.

00:49:11My son is one month old

00:49:12and he already has a retired name.

00:49:13No, man.

00:49:14Yes, it is a very pretty name.

00:49:15If you also get used to everything.

00:49:17We must find a nickname for him

00:49:17before they put it on at school.

00:49:19The Zequi.

00:49:19I see it very clearly.

00:49:20With slope and tagline

00:49:21behind.

00:49:24Sorry.

00:49:25Well, what do you do?

00:49:27Well I'm putting on a wash

00:49:28that I want Mauri to see

00:49:29and that I help out at home.

00:49:30Wash them in cold water,

00:49:31that those pants

00:49:32he has a fondness for them.

00:49:36Hey, what is this?

00:49:37Host.

00:49:38No, this is a collection

00:49:39that I have signed up for myself.

00:49:40No,

00:49:41this is the little piece of paper

00:49:42from last night's draw.

00:49:43Hadn't I thrown them away?

00:49:44Mauri to the trash?

00:49:45What did the pocket do?

00:49:46of his pants?

00:49:47Well,

00:49:48do you want something to drink?

00:49:50Hey?

00:49:56Shit!

00:49:57The left doesn't give me time.

00:49:58Hello.

00:50:10Hello, Belén.

00:50:12Is Alicia there?

00:50:12Well no, it isn't.

00:50:13She told me to wait for her here,

00:50:15who will be back soon.

00:50:16See?

00:50:16Okay, thanks.

00:50:18Hey, sorry,

00:50:19Did I catch you sleeping?

00:50:19No,

00:50:20No,

00:50:20I love this nightgown.

00:50:22Don't you think it's sexy?

00:50:23Yeah,

00:50:24Yeah,

00:50:24it's pretty.

00:50:26Well.

00:50:29What is silk,

00:50:30Hey?

00:50:31As soon as it gets a little cold

00:50:32your entire nipple is visible.

00:50:34Yeah,

00:50:34That's what silk is all about.

00:50:36What an invention,

00:50:37Hey?

00:50:37Yeah.

00:50:38What worms do.

00:50:39Hey,

00:50:40Hasn't it happened to you sometimes?

00:50:41that you get up in the morning

00:50:43and you say

00:50:43today

00:50:44I feel like having sex?

00:50:48Well,

00:50:49like everyone else,

00:50:50Yeah,

00:50:51It usually happens to me

00:50:52at nap time.

00:50:53Do you know that Alice

00:50:54is doing a casting

00:50:55very far from here

00:50:56and it will take a long time to return

00:50:57and no one has

00:50:58why find out anything?

00:50:59You know what, Belén?

00:51:00I think better,

00:51:01I'd better wait for her.

00:51:01in the car.

00:51:02So I take advantage and check the oil.

00:51:03that hasn't been for a while.

00:51:04Well, the spark plugs

00:51:04they have to be

00:51:05I can't even tell you.

00:51:05No, but wait,

00:51:06I'm looking for you.

00:51:09I'll put this in the toilet now.

00:51:10hanging very close

00:51:11and he doesn't even realize it.

00:51:14Sorry.

00:51:15Hey, hey,

00:51:15Do you know that Bethlehem is upstairs?

00:51:17Yes, but be careful.

00:51:18I don't know what he had for breakfast.

00:51:19but he says he needs sex.

00:51:20Damn, why didn't he call me?

00:51:21This is going to be a craving.

00:51:23That?

00:51:23Have you succeeded?

00:51:24But I'm going to succeed.

00:51:25Yes, this guy is very strange.

00:51:26Clear,

00:51:26if he had left me...

00:51:28Well, come on, let's go.

00:51:29Let's see what he does.

00:51:29You're falling in love.

00:51:30Hey?

00:51:31Nativity scene,

00:51:31how annoying you are.

00:51:32I'm going to grab my bag

00:51:33and the keys.

00:51:34Save me some shelter,

00:51:35come on.

00:51:35What's happening?

00:51:39Nativity scene.

00:51:41Peaceful,

00:51:41that I'm already here.

00:51:43Look,

00:51:43I don't know if you're pregnant

00:51:45but damn,

00:51:45If you suddenly have a need,

00:51:47well let me know.

00:51:49What are friends for?

00:51:50There is trust, isn't there?

00:51:52Dear,

00:51:53I'm going to give you a trip

00:51:54and they are going to take me away

00:51:56all the contractures at once.

00:51:57Saint Mary,

00:52:02Mother of God,

00:52:03pray for us sinners.

00:52:05Peaceful,

00:52:06dear,

00:52:06where are you?

00:52:07Tell me what you see around you.

00:52:09There is nothing,

00:52:10They are all ships.

00:52:11A furniture store,

00:52:12a bearing factory.

00:52:13I'm calling the secretary

00:52:14and he doesn't pick it up

00:52:15and the taxi driver has left.

00:52:16Do you want me to come get you?

00:52:17No, no, no,

00:52:17If Almodóvar is waiting for me,

00:52:18I find this.

00:52:20Oh,

00:52:20Here is a shepherd with some sheep,

00:52:21I'm going to ask him.

00:52:22Okay,

00:52:22whatever you want.

00:52:23I'm going to take advantage of it

00:52:24to do some shopping

00:52:25for the trip.

00:52:26Bye bye.

00:52:26See you later, honey.

00:52:27Well, man,

00:52:28Almodóvar's casting?

00:52:35Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart,

00:52:36what is leaving?

00:52:37Why hasn't it been parked?

00:52:38at the door?

00:52:40I was right,

00:52:41they follow behind him.

00:52:41Leave me the keys

00:52:42that I drive.

00:52:43But what are you saying?

00:52:44Get out, get out of there,

00:52:45that not just anyone can carry this.

00:52:46These are 140 horsepower,

00:52:4813 kilos of torque,

00:52:49from 0 to 100 in 3.2 seconds,

00:52:50This cannot be carried.

00:52:51Go ahead, damn it,

00:52:51they are leaving!

00:52:53Take it away.

00:52:56What do you have today?

00:52:57But you are a normal,

00:52:58pull, they're leaving.

00:52:59Okay, okay, okay.

00:53:10Yeah?

00:53:10Don Rafael,

00:53:11you have a visitor.

00:53:13How do you visit?

00:53:13If I haven't met anyone.

00:53:15He is a tax inspector.

00:53:16Oh ok,

00:53:18tell him to come in.

00:53:21Good afternoon.

00:53:22Good afternoon.

00:53:22Mariano Delgado,

00:53:24chief inspector of the Treasury.

00:53:25I'm here to inspect you,

00:53:27logically.

00:53:28Francisco,

00:53:29the files.

00:53:30Again?

00:53:31I thought everything was settled with Adolfo,

00:53:32the one who was in charge of the previous inspection.

00:53:34Adolfo is suspended and prosecuted.

00:53:37I'm cleaning the ministry

00:53:38and your company is on my blacklist.

00:53:41I want accounting,

00:53:42the receipts,

00:53:43the bills,

00:53:44the dry cleaner's tickets,

00:53:46all.

00:53:47For now,

00:53:47I'm taking this laptop.

00:53:49So,

00:53:49how are you doing.

00:53:50There is child pornography here.

00:53:52Look at this folder.

00:53:53Carolina, 11 years old.

00:53:54But please,

00:53:55These are the photos of my niece's birthday.

00:53:57Hey,

00:53:58I think this is completely irregular.

00:54:00Rafael,

00:54:00I'm going to speak clearly to you.

00:54:02It's fucked up.

00:54:03I'm coming for you.

00:54:04Well, excuse me,

00:54:05but I don't understand why so much hatred comes from.

00:54:06What is that?

00:54:07I don't understand why this sudden persecution of me is coming.

00:54:09Look,

00:54:10I am Juan Cuesta's brother-in-law.

00:54:12You try to kick her out of the building

00:54:14and I'm going to ruin your company.

00:54:16This is how it works.

00:54:17Ah.

00:54:19Well,

00:54:20I'm not that interested in that farm either.

00:54:22I'm sure that speaking with Mr. Cuesta

00:54:24we can fix this matter.

00:54:26Talking to him

00:54:27and with financial compensation

00:54:29for me

00:54:29and for my partner.

00:54:32Have you thought about

00:54:33in some figure?

00:54:34Use your imagination.

00:54:36Francisco,

00:54:37we're leaving.

00:54:38It has six hours

00:54:39to withdraw his troops

00:54:41from Disillusionment 21.

00:54:42We are?

00:54:43Yes, ma'am.

00:54:43Good afternoon.

00:54:44Good afternoon.

00:54:45Good afternoon.

00:54:46Loli.

00:54:51I need data

00:54:51of this Mariano Delgado.

00:54:53Yes, yes, yes.

00:54:53I know you don't do these things.

00:54:54Hire a detective.

00:54:56But damn,

00:54:56This lady is stupid.

00:54:57Tomorrow he'll do it.

00:54:58How cute he is.

00:55:07I'm sure he's buying from Alicia.

00:55:09a bikini for the trip.

00:55:10And I offer you easy sex

00:55:11and yet remains faithful.

00:55:13But where are such men left?

00:55:15Belén, this is not healthy.

00:55:16As long as we follow him,

00:55:17we are worse off.

00:55:17But if you have insisted,

00:55:19why don't you admit that you like it?

00:55:21Well yes, I like it, that's it.

00:55:22And it's perfect for me too.

00:55:23Well, we have a problem.

00:55:24because I like it too.

00:55:25We are like the musketeers.

00:55:26One for all and all for one.

00:55:28You instead of trying to hook up with anyone

00:55:29you should worry more

00:55:30for other things, huh?

00:55:31That you might be pregnant.

00:55:32Hey, don't try me.

00:55:33knock you out with that, huh?

00:55:35Look, Ricardo is going to leave.

00:55:36and it's going to catch us here

00:55:36spying on him and making a fool of himself.

00:55:38Let's go.

00:55:41How strong.

00:55:41He tries to steal his friend's boyfriend

00:55:43and on top of that she's pretty.

00:55:44And you, what?

00:55:45That you tried to sleep with him

00:55:45with the collar and everything

00:55:46and you had to be seen, come on.

00:55:48Careful!

00:55:52Host.

00:55:54Oh, oh, oh.

00:55:54Look, Ricardo.

00:55:55Yes, yes.

00:55:56No, but it's okay.

00:55:56It moves, the bags move

00:55:58have cushioned.

00:55:58Come on, let's go.

00:55:59But what are you saying, Belén?

00:56:00We can't just leave it there, lying around.

00:56:01No, no, he's going to see us.

00:56:02What a shame, what a shame.

00:56:03But well, how are we going to leave?

00:56:04and witnesses and everything,

00:56:05they've probably seen us.

00:56:06No, but only the discount

00:56:07nobody was shooting.

00:56:11Damn, we're like Telma and Luis.

00:56:12Worse.

00:56:13They didn't run over Brad Pitt.

00:56:15Come on, don't fuck with me.

00:56:18Hey, you don't think they like it very much, do you?

00:56:20Because they have taken it away.

00:56:23Don't worry about it.

00:56:24I'll pick up my things in a moment

00:56:26and I'm leaving.

00:56:26Hey, by the way,

00:56:27you will have eaten our hake

00:56:28what was in the freezer

00:56:29that I bought it.

00:56:31Well, how are you?

00:56:33How are you?

00:56:33Well, how am I going to be?

00:56:35Wounded, humiliated, bee-stung.

00:56:36Well, everything is going very well here, too.

00:56:38Juan, what is that guy doing here?

00:56:43It's that the new neighbors

00:56:44They are a little conflictive,

00:56:45but I'm already on my way

00:56:46to solve it, huh?

00:56:47The owner called me

00:56:49and now he meets me.

00:56:53José Miguel, what are you doing?

00:56:54Give me that remote right now.

00:56:55Watching TV for a while.

00:56:56But you, where did you get that from?

00:56:57They're dad's,

00:56:58has them on top of the bookcase.

00:57:00But it's not a movie

00:57:00that I recorded by mistake.

00:57:02You don't have to take it

00:57:02this from your site, huh?

00:57:03Mom told me

00:57:04that sex is good

00:57:05and that there is nothing to hide from.

00:57:06Oh well!

00:57:08Hello.

00:57:09How are you?

00:57:11We go to the bedroom

00:57:12to listen to a little music.

00:57:13And who is this?

00:57:14It's DJ Gayun.

00:57:15That is, Marcos,

00:57:16the girl's boyfriend.

00:57:17Natalia,

00:57:17how are you going to put in

00:57:18this boy in your room?

00:57:20But what disrespect is this?

00:57:22Sorry, but mom

00:57:22has given me permission

00:57:23to bring me home

00:57:24to whomever I want.

00:57:24What's going on here, Juan?

00:57:26In 24 hours

00:57:27This house has become

00:57:28in one like a hippie.

00:57:29Well, nothing,

00:57:30take out the guitar and the joints.

00:57:31It's that Isabel

00:57:32has its own educational plan

00:57:33and is producing

00:57:34some domestic disturbances.

00:57:36Mismatches?

00:57:36The children are unstable.

00:57:39Hello.

00:57:41Go on?

00:57:42Isabel,

00:57:42we need to talk seriously.

00:57:44I caught José Miguel here

00:57:45at ease

00:57:46watching an erotic film.

00:57:47Porn, Juan.

00:57:50Pornography.

00:57:51And where did he get it from?

00:57:53It's mine.

00:57:53But that's another topic.

00:57:54I don't have my form

00:57:55to educate my children,

00:57:56so I ask you please...

00:57:58José Miguel, turn that off!

00:57:59That I have not been.

00:58:00They will be listening to music.

00:58:02What a shame!

00:58:03This is a brothel.

00:58:05Well, look.

00:58:06Juan, it was you

00:58:07who invited me

00:58:07to approach your children.

00:58:09Maybe you don't like it

00:58:10my way of being a mother,

00:58:11but I consider it

00:58:12totally valid.

00:58:13Me too?

00:58:13Yeah.

00:58:14With your family

00:58:14It has been a success.

00:58:16Well, at least I do.

00:58:16I've had one.

00:58:18I'm not a parasite.

00:58:19for life.

00:58:19Oops!

00:58:20Juan, you are insulting me.

00:58:21in your face.

00:58:23Let's see,

00:58:23let's see,

00:58:24that we are enduring everything.

00:58:25A lot of tension.

00:58:26I think the best thing is

00:58:27the thing is...

00:58:27It's best if I pick up

00:58:28all my things

00:58:29and I go home.

00:58:31But I have sold it.

00:58:32Well, wherever.

00:58:34I'll think about it.

00:58:35But why does it have to be?

00:58:36everything so difficult in life?

00:58:37Why so much pain?

00:58:39How blind you are, Juan.

00:58:41The lack that I make

00:58:42in this house.

00:58:43Oh!

00:58:43Sorry, sorry.

00:58:52Take.

00:58:53This is your suitcase

00:58:54and this is yours.

00:58:56We're leaving.

00:58:57Dad, don't rush.

00:58:58Think things through.

00:58:59We're fine here.

00:59:00There is a family atmosphere,

00:59:01breakfast buffet,

00:59:02laundry service.

00:59:03I agree that Vicenta

00:59:03maybe he's a little older,

00:59:04but he doesn't ask for sex either.

00:59:05For now,

00:59:06said for now.

00:59:07The day I'm ready,

00:59:09what I do?

00:59:09Besides,

00:59:10I am not a homeless person,

00:59:11I still have my dignity.

00:59:13If we are

00:59:13we had already settled in

00:59:15in the back room.

00:59:16Where are we going to live?

00:59:17Well, in the store,

00:59:18in Sports War.

00:59:19I have some bags left

00:59:20to sleep

00:59:21those I don't give way to

00:59:22and we can cook

00:59:23with camping gas.

00:59:24Fuck.

00:59:24Guys,

00:59:26I have embroidered your initials

00:59:27in the underpants

00:59:28so that they do not get confused

00:59:29with the red,

00:59:30which is sexier.

00:59:32Andrew,

00:59:33what are you doing?

00:59:33Where are you going?

00:59:34Vicenta,

00:59:35we have to talk.

00:59:37In private.

00:59:38We are a family,

00:59:39This concerns us all.

00:59:40Look,

00:59:41Vicenta,

00:59:42I know that you love me,

00:59:44but I have to be honest,

00:59:45I don't feel the same way about you.

00:59:47Yeah,

00:59:48do you feel it?

00:59:49Last night we slept cuddling.

00:59:50Yeah,

00:59:51it's wrong,

00:59:52I don't want to play

00:59:52with your feelings.

00:59:54You are a wonderful woman,

00:59:56you deserve better.

00:59:57It's that at this point

00:59:58I don't think it will appear anymore.

00:59:59We do notice

01:00:00that we can reach

01:00:01to love you like a mother.

01:00:02Alex,

01:00:03please,

01:00:04the three of us are leaving.

01:00:06Many thanks for everything

01:00:07and forgive me.

01:00:09If you're excited,

01:00:11we can continue bringing you clothes.

01:00:12Pablo!

01:00:13Pablo.

01:00:13Well,

01:00:14Okay,

01:00:14Okay.

01:00:20And now what do I do alone?

01:00:29I'm not going to be able to live with this.

01:00:31We have run over Lumi,

01:00:32we have escaped.

01:00:33Well,

01:00:34it's already done.

01:00:35Now we just have to pretend normality.

01:00:37Besides,

01:00:38it has been very slow.

01:00:40I'm running to the hospital,

01:00:41Ricardo has been run over.

01:00:42No.

01:00:43But,

01:00:43but,

01:00:43Alright,

01:00:44it's no big deal,

01:00:44TRUE?

01:00:45Don't know,

01:00:45They didn't want to tell me anything on the phone,

01:00:47is that on top of that they have fled.

01:00:48Well,

01:00:49people as they are.

01:00:50And can we go to the hospital to see him?

01:00:51Don't know,

01:00:52I'm calling you now.

01:00:53Oh,

01:00:53I haven't even found the casting for Almodóvar.

01:00:55They'll definitely get Paz Vega.

01:00:56Are you stupid or what?

01:00:58How are we going to get to the hospital?

01:00:59That if Belén we almost remain calm,

01:01:01let's buy her some flowers.

01:01:02No.

01:01:02Or a crown.

01:01:03Oh,

01:01:03be quiet,

01:01:04that they catch us.

01:01:05Shut up already,

01:01:05be quiet.

01:01:06He has also entertained himself by running other errands.

01:01:08Go away,

01:01:09if you like,

01:01:10and I'll tell him to call you.

01:01:12Yeah, anyway...

01:01:12No,

01:01:12thank you so much,

01:01:13I prefer to wait for him here.

01:01:15It is not good for the mother to be separated from the child for so long,

01:01:18and I also have a feeling that Mauri is going to take a while.

01:01:20Ah,

01:01:20Well.

01:01:21Well,

01:01:22what things they do now for the children.

01:01:24Look at the letters I found to put on Ezequiel's bedroom door.

01:01:27I had to buy a K because they didn't have the U and of course,

01:01:30The Q without the U didn't make sense.

01:01:31But with the K it sounds more modern,

01:01:32more powerful.

01:01:33What's that?

01:01:34No,

01:01:34that is quite clear.

01:01:35What I'm wondering is what it was doing in your pants pocket.

01:01:37And what I'm wondering is why it's not still in my pants pocket.

01:01:41I'm going to scrub the bathroom.

01:01:42Mauri,

01:01:43Did you cheat in the lottery?

01:01:44I,

01:01:45but Bea,

01:01:45please,

01:01:46If it was Rosa who took out Ezequiel's ballot.

01:01:49Yeah,

01:01:49But there was a slip of paper in that bowl with the name Antonio on it.

01:01:51Yeah,

01:01:52this?

01:01:52No,

01:01:53not this one because it was in your pants.

01:01:54Clear,

01:01:55because I saved it to put it in the album with the photos and in a few years I could tell the child,

01:01:59Note that your mother was about to make the mistake of calling you Antonio.

01:02:03I want to see the trash.

01:02:04I threw it away this morning,

01:02:05I'm sure the truck has already taken it.

01:02:06It doesn't happen until nighttime.

01:02:08I'm going up now.

01:02:08Bea,

01:02:09you are offending me,

01:02:10Hey?

01:02:10You just don't trust me after so many months,

01:02:13I'll kill you.

01:02:16That's not my bag,

01:02:17you are making a mistake.

01:02:18What do you mean no?

01:02:18If you're the only one who buys them scented.

01:02:20Hey,

01:02:21you are invading me.

01:02:21Look,

01:02:22The garbage thing is a very personal thing.

01:02:23Bea,

01:02:24that you put the lost portal on me.

01:02:25Emilio,

01:02:26it's a moment.

01:02:27Damn, January is a tough day, I'm looking for it.

01:02:28snack for the child.

01:02:29Bea,

01:02:29you calm down,

01:02:30listen to me.

01:02:30Who is this?

01:02:31Who is this?

01:02:32My son.

01:02:33What an ugly name for a boy.

01:02:35Come on,

01:02:35that they are not going to spank him at school.

01:02:37Awesome,

01:02:37Mauri,

01:02:38you have outdone yourself.

01:02:39Don't get angry,

01:02:40If this is like the Ukrainian elections,

01:02:42If there are doubts, the draw is repeated,

01:02:43no problem.

01:02:43We have already registered the child.

01:02:45That's why I find it a little silly

01:02:46get so angry at this point.

01:02:47Look,

01:02:48Mauri,

01:02:48You ask me for a chance as a father

01:02:49and on the first occasion you deceive me.

01:02:51Forget about Ezequiel for now.

01:02:52I mean,

01:02:52of Antonio.

01:02:53But,

01:02:54It was a little lie,

01:02:55It's that I've been blinded by so much fatherly love.

01:02:57It's that you too,

01:02:57Ezequiel was already more than a child.

01:02:58All yours.

01:02:59Look,

01:03:00take that.

01:03:01Yeah,

01:03:01man,

01:03:02This is what I say that they have been the hooligans

01:03:03and it will surely work.

01:03:04My love,

01:03:10Where is the sick little boy?

01:03:13Take,

01:03:13We brought you some flowers for...

01:03:16Take.

01:03:16Well,

01:03:17Well,

01:03:17thank you so much,

01:03:18but you don't have to,

01:03:19women.

01:03:19I'm going to put them in water.

01:03:21Well,

01:03:22well,

01:03:22It was nothing,

01:03:23No?

01:03:23Nonsense.

01:03:24Poor,

01:03:24fracture of tibia and fibula.

01:03:25Well,

01:03:26But now casts have come a long way.

01:03:28This,

01:03:28What was I going to tell you?

01:03:29Do you remember anything about the accident?

01:03:30Yeah,

01:03:31Did you see the ones who...

01:03:32to those who ran you over?

01:03:33No,

01:03:33what's up?

01:03:34If I didn't see anything.

01:03:35If I was crossing calmly

01:03:36and suddenly a car came at me.

01:03:37Oh,

01:03:38you have to look,

01:03:39Hey?

01:03:39You have to look.

01:03:40Ah,

01:03:41girls,

01:03:41We won't be able to go to the Nichels.

01:03:43Ricardo told me

01:03:44that as money is lost,

01:03:45you might like it too.

01:03:47No,

01:03:48Alice,

01:03:48I'm sure you'll find someone to go with.

01:03:50No,

01:03:50I'm going to stay and take care of him.

01:03:51Yeah,

01:03:52It's that you have also behaved so well with me

01:03:53that,

01:03:54Well,

01:03:54I don't know,

01:03:55I'm really excited that you're going.

01:03:57Thanks a lot.

01:03:58Well,

01:03:58how cool.

01:03:59I have the tickets at home,

01:04:00I'll give them to you later.

01:04:01Okay,

01:04:02Yeah.

01:04:02Nativity scene,

01:04:03Can we talk for a moment?

01:04:05Yeah,

01:04:05but we have to buy face cream,

01:04:07that's where the sun hits.

01:04:08Well,

01:04:09what are you up to?

01:04:10That we cannot accept that trip.

01:04:11Why not?

01:04:12It's free.

01:04:12Let's see,

01:04:13we ran over Ricardo,

01:04:14we run away

01:04:15and a prize.

01:04:15Wow!

01:04:15He gave us a luxury trip.

01:04:17Does it seem normal to you?

01:04:17Well,

01:04:18but then that thing about destiny

01:04:19is responsible for balancing everything.

01:04:20We'll go there anyway.

01:04:21and a shark attacks us

01:04:22and we lose our arm.

01:04:23I think it's an abuse.

01:04:25Alice,

01:04:25don't fuck with me,

01:04:25which are the Seychelles,

01:04:27that I have always wanted to go to the Seychelles.

01:04:28And you don't even know where they are?

01:04:29Well,

01:04:29but they are abroad,

01:04:31I'm 30 years old

01:04:32and I haven't left Spain.

01:04:33I am that,

01:04:34I just can't keep this here.

01:04:35Well,

01:04:36We tell you,

01:04:37but there on the beach

01:04:38that money is going to be lost.

01:04:40Come on.

01:04:42It's already here on the wall,

01:04:43is rising.

01:04:44Good,

01:04:44everyone in position.

01:04:45He is supposed to come to capitulate,

01:04:46so we can't make any mistakes.

01:04:49You're going to have it very easy.

01:04:51I'll buy the apartment back from you right now.

01:04:53Let's see,

01:04:53Maria is not supposed to be my brother-in-law,

01:04:54so you are his wife.

01:04:56Let it be known that I do this

01:04:57for sisterly love.

01:04:58This gentleman to me

01:04:59It still makes me cringe.

01:05:00I don't believe in love at first sight either.

01:05:01Love comes with time.

01:05:04It's here.

01:05:05Isabel,

01:05:05please,

01:05:05coffee and pastries.

01:05:09Juan,

01:05:10What's up, man?

01:05:12What a misunderstanding!

01:05:13what's been set up, huh?

01:05:14Yeah,

01:05:14happens,

01:05:15happens.

01:05:15We were all here worried.

01:05:17You already know my brother-in-law,

01:05:19the inspector.

01:05:20She is Nieves,

01:05:21my sister.

01:05:22Hello.

01:05:22And she is Isabel,

01:05:23my...

01:05:24We still don't know very well

01:05:27what we are.

01:05:28Well,

01:05:29the truth is that it has been

01:05:30the silliest thing.

01:05:32I bought the second B

01:05:33as an investment

01:05:34and I rented it to him

01:05:34to some nephews of mine,

01:05:35students.

01:05:36But come on,

01:05:36that if they create the slightest problem,

01:05:38I put them all in immediately

01:05:39in a college.

01:05:41What's more,

01:05:42Tomorrow I plan to sell the apartment

01:05:43and everyone is happy.

01:05:44Yeah,

01:05:45Yeah,

01:05:45I'll buy it for you.

01:05:46I make you

01:05:47a good price.

01:05:49As long as Maria

01:05:50don't guarantee me

01:05:50economic tranquility

01:05:52for my company.

01:05:53Of course,

01:05:54man,

01:05:54if we are delighted

01:05:55that all this

01:05:56be real,

01:05:57right, honey?

01:05:58Dear,

01:05:59not here,

01:05:59it's not the time.

01:06:01Oh,

01:06:01is a love,

01:06:0220 years married

01:06:03and so shy

01:06:04like the first day.

01:06:05Well then

01:06:06everyone agrees.

01:06:07I have prepared

01:06:08a document

01:06:08of commitment

01:06:09inside the home

01:06:09for you to sign

01:06:10and you know

01:06:11if you don't mind.

01:06:12Of course not,

01:06:13Juan,

01:06:13please,

01:06:13right now.

01:06:14Oh,

01:06:14sorry.

01:06:17Yeah?

01:06:22You're sure?

01:06:24Yeah,

01:06:25Yeah,

01:06:25OK,

01:06:26Yeah.

01:06:32Any problems?

01:06:33The private detective

01:06:34just contacted me

01:06:35that there is no

01:06:36Mariano Delegate

01:06:36working on the

01:06:37Treasury.

01:06:38If we don't sleep together

01:06:39in the archives,

01:06:40we are like the

01:06:41Men in Black

01:06:41of the Treasury

01:06:42and they even erase us

01:06:43the footprints

01:06:43nationals with acid.

01:06:45But how come not?

01:06:45do you have fingerprints?

01:06:46And what is this?

01:06:47Because this comes back

01:06:47to come out like nails.

01:06:49Listen,

01:06:50I'm giving it to you

01:06:50confidential information,

01:06:51Hey?

01:06:52If I keep telling him things

01:06:53I'm not going to have

01:06:54no choice but to kill him.

01:06:55Oh well,

01:06:55Do you believe yourselves?

01:06:56that I have gotten up

01:06:56a company

01:06:57worth 50 billion

01:06:58of pesetas

01:06:59sucking my finger,

01:07:00No?

01:07:00Alright,

01:07:01Mariano is not

01:07:01tax inspector,

01:07:02He's not even my brother-in-law.

01:07:03So I can already

01:07:04break the face?

01:07:05But you were delighted.

01:07:06You see,

01:07:06is that the police

01:07:07alerted us

01:07:08that there are several

01:07:08real estate agencies

01:07:09that they bring in undesirables

01:07:10in the homes

01:07:10to force the neighbors

01:07:11to sell

01:07:12and keep the building.

01:07:13And he warned you well

01:07:14and that is precisely

01:07:15what I intend.

01:07:16Call a meeting

01:07:17extraordinary

01:07:17for tonight.

01:07:18I'm going to make you an offer

01:07:19through your floors

01:07:19which I hope you will not reject.

01:07:21How can you be so...

01:07:23so...

01:07:23I don't know?

01:07:24It's nothing personal,

01:07:24they are businesses.

01:07:26Ah,

01:07:27and please,

01:07:27no more little numbers,

01:07:28that we are all now

01:07:30very old.

01:07:30This guy is more of a bastard

01:07:31that JR.

01:07:32And you?

01:07:33How could you think of kissing me?

01:07:34Well, I've been a little bitch.

01:07:35without tongue or anything.

01:07:37Juan,

01:07:37What do we do?

01:07:38What are we going to do?

01:07:39Call the meeting.

01:07:40What a mess you've made,

01:07:41herbs,

01:07:41what a mess you've made.

01:07:45And look,

01:07:47protection 40

01:07:48for the face.

01:07:49Because the Eichel

01:07:49it's always summer.

01:07:50Look,

01:07:51They are in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

01:07:53Look,

01:07:53The biggest one is Mae,

01:07:55then there is Praslin.

01:07:56How are you,

01:07:56Farruquitas?

01:07:57Hey?

01:07:58Like what?

01:07:59You have run over

01:07:59to Alicia's boyfriend.

01:08:00Ah,

01:08:01Oh yeah?

01:08:02Clear,

01:08:02is that the noise

01:08:03the one we heard

01:08:04that it wasn't a pothole.

01:08:05And you?

01:08:05have you followed us again?

01:08:07Lucia,

01:08:07you can't go like this

01:08:08for life.

01:08:09To me when a girl

01:08:09he doesn't pay attention to me

01:08:10I don't take it ahead.

01:08:11Man,

01:08:12clear,

01:08:12is that if not the poor

01:08:12would be running over

01:08:13people all day.

01:08:14Well,

01:08:14Okay,

01:08:14congratulations,

01:08:15you've seen it all.

01:08:16But now you keep your mouths shut.

01:08:17that Alicia is going to stay

01:08:18taking care of her boyfriend

01:08:19and he is going to give us

01:08:20your trip to the Eichels.

01:08:21Oh yeah?

01:08:21Well, we go.

01:08:22having to tell this,

01:08:23It is a matter of principle.

01:08:25You won't be able to.

01:08:26Now,

01:08:32no no,

01:08:32let's see,

01:08:32I can pay for the trip,

01:08:34but understand Roberto,

01:08:35Hey?

01:08:35Which is more limited.

01:08:36It's true,

01:08:36Nativity scene,

01:08:37if it is necessary to tell him,

01:08:38did you see?

01:08:38Of all fashions,

01:08:38we can't load

01:08:39with this in mind.

01:08:40I carry this

01:08:41and with the suitcases

01:08:42and whatever is necessary.

01:08:42Well, girls,

01:08:43you will see what you do,

01:08:44but it is a very serious issue.

01:08:46Accountants!

01:08:48Hey,

01:08:49What do you do if it gets ambient?

01:08:50something with a predictor

01:08:50stuck to the bat?

01:08:52This guy is stupid.

01:08:53You take the bills

01:08:54and the hotel ticket.

01:08:56It's a suite

01:08:56in the kitchen on the terrace.

01:08:58Alice,

01:08:58we stop you

01:08:59to say a little thing.

01:09:00Hey?

01:09:00No.

01:09:01Yeah,

01:09:01No,

01:09:02Yeah.

01:09:03Lucia,

01:09:03Can we talk for a moment?

01:09:05Yeah.

01:09:05What's happening?

01:09:06Nothing, nothing,

01:09:06it's nonsense.

01:09:09Lucia,

01:09:09please,

01:09:10that I want a stamp

01:09:11in my passport,

01:09:12that I am a palette

01:09:12who has never flown in a plane.

01:09:13Nativity scene,

01:09:14without principles

01:09:14nowhere to be seen.

01:09:15But how come not?

01:09:16To the Eichels, damn it,

01:09:17to the Eichels.

01:09:18No,

01:09:18excellent?

01:09:19We have to tell Alicia.

01:09:20because if not Roberto

01:09:20he's going to snitch

01:09:21and also like this

01:09:21we're already leaving

01:09:22this weight off your shoulders.

01:09:23Fuck.

01:09:24Okay, fine,

01:09:25but Alice kills us.

01:09:26Come on,

01:09:26let me tell you

01:09:27to my morning.

01:09:29Ali!

01:09:31We are going to make you

01:09:32a test

01:09:32super cool.

01:09:34May I know?

01:09:34What's wrong with you?

01:09:35Listen,

01:09:36let's see,

01:09:36one,

01:09:37in my personal relationships

01:09:38The most important thing is

01:09:40TO,

01:09:40my family,

01:09:41B,

01:09:41my partner,

01:09:42C,

01:09:43my friends

01:09:44because they are forever.

01:09:45Yeah.

01:09:45B, my partner.

01:09:46We're off to a good start.

01:09:48Well,

01:09:49two,

01:09:50your friends

01:09:50your boyfriend gets run over

01:09:51and they break his leg.

01:09:53TO,

01:09:54I kill them

01:09:54and I fall apart

01:09:55of the bodies,

01:09:56B,

01:09:56I get a little angry

01:09:56but only

01:09:57I stop talking to them

01:09:58or C,

01:09:59I forgive them

01:09:59because an accident

01:10:00anyone has it.

01:10:01And Ricardo crossed

01:10:02without looking.

01:10:03But,

01:10:04but what...

01:10:05Well,

01:10:06we leave the test

01:10:07for another time,

01:10:07Hey?

01:10:08Alice,

01:10:08listen to us,

01:10:09you see,

01:10:09look,

01:10:10It's just how we saw you

01:10:10so happy with Ricardo

01:10:11So we got down to it

01:10:12a little jealous.

01:10:14So we decided

01:10:14look for some defect

01:10:15but he doesn't have it,

01:10:16has none.

01:10:17Clear,

01:10:17you have already said,

01:10:17we're going to leave him,

01:10:18lame.

01:10:19I'm hallucinating.

01:10:20No,

01:10:20if you have

01:10:20absolutely right,

01:10:22we are unpresentable,

01:10:23I'm sure you love us

01:10:23lose sight of.

01:10:24So the same

01:10:25you leave us the tickets

01:10:26These Eichels

01:10:27and we leave.

01:10:27To you?

01:10:28I prefer to give them to them

01:10:29the first one I meet.

01:10:33Hello.

01:10:34Do you feel like going?

01:10:34to the Eichels Islands?

01:10:35No.

01:10:37Well,

01:10:38but...

01:10:39Mauri,

01:10:47I've already told you

01:10:47I'm sorry,

01:10:48it was a mistake.

01:10:49But you,

01:10:49why are you rummaging?

01:10:50in my pockets?

01:10:51Well, to wash the pants

01:10:52that I was going to put on a washing machine.

01:10:53And you, since when?

01:10:53Do you do laundry in this house?

01:10:54Well, since I live here.

01:10:55Ah,

01:10:56but you live here.

01:10:57See how you ignore me?

01:10:57If you are just pending

01:10:58of the child.

01:10:59Diego,

01:11:00that makes me very excited

01:11:00but I didn't know.

01:11:01What do you mean I didn't know?

01:11:02If I told you last night,

01:11:03if I have already entered

01:11:03all my clothes in the closet.

01:11:04What have you done?

01:11:05You haven't mixed it up

01:11:06the socks?

01:11:06Well,

01:11:06look,

01:11:09you know what I'm telling you?

01:11:09That you are not

01:11:10to live with anyone.

01:11:11But what do you mean?

01:11:12Well, let me clarify for you,

01:11:12Mauri.

01:11:13Don't ask me for commitments

01:11:14if you don't know

01:11:14what I paint in your life.

01:11:18Nothing,

01:11:18Well, yes, it started

01:11:18good year.

01:11:19Mauri!

01:11:20Urgent meeting!

01:11:21They want to throw us out

01:11:22from the building!

01:11:23Don't leave yet,

01:11:24there is more.

01:11:26I've already opened everything,

01:11:27but if,

01:11:28Andrés has already left,

01:11:29you can go home

01:11:29whenever you want.

01:11:30Yeah,

01:11:31clear,

01:11:31now.

01:11:32We stayed

01:11:33up here in more atmosphere.

01:11:34I want to present

01:11:35a complaint against the goalkeeper.

01:11:37Has entered

01:11:37in my room naked

01:11:38and has tried

01:11:39overstep with me.

01:11:40Mrs. Concha,

01:11:41but don't you see

01:11:41that this is implausible

01:11:42completely?

01:11:43Emilio,

01:11:44but what does she have

01:11:44that I don't have?

01:11:46Shell,

01:11:46that topic is for

01:11:47requests and questions.

01:11:48Now we are going to try

01:11:48important matters.

01:11:50I don't know

01:11:50what Nieves looks like

01:11:51in this meeting

01:11:51if you no longer live here.

01:11:53I have come to support

01:11:54to my brother

01:11:54and you keep your mouth shut.

01:11:56Let's see,

01:11:56a little silence,

01:11:57please,

01:11:58that this nice man

01:11:59He is going to explain to us

01:11:59their conditions.

01:12:00I'll be brief,

01:12:01It's very simple.

01:12:02I offer you

01:12:03120,000 euros

01:12:04for each one

01:12:07to sign everything

01:12:08right now.

01:12:08Only 20 million

01:12:09per floor.

01:12:10But man,

01:12:11please,

01:12:11if they are worth at least

01:12:12twice as much.

01:12:12Or more.

01:12:13That's the business.

01:12:15Think about it carefully,

01:12:16My nephews are professionals

01:12:17and they will continue

01:12:18being a nuisance.

01:12:18We don't have to

01:12:19sell it to you.

01:12:20There will be people there.

01:12:21to offer us more money

01:12:22through our homes.

01:12:23Yeah,

01:12:24but before that they will have

01:12:24to come and see them

01:12:25and I'll take care of it myself

01:12:26that they meet my nephews.

01:12:27I see the sale

01:12:28very difficult.

01:12:29And me too.

01:12:30I sell.

01:12:31If things are like this,

01:12:32I sell.

01:12:32This is a decision

01:12:33very personal.

01:12:34I recommend you

01:12:35that you think about it

01:12:36carefully.

01:12:37Ah,

01:12:37a small detail.

01:12:38For each day

01:12:38that you take a long time to decide,

01:12:40my offer will be reduced

01:12:41in 3,000 euros.

01:12:44So there's a deal, right?

01:12:46No deal, Dad.

01:12:47And here the only one

01:12:47what you sell is you.

01:12:48Ah, darling,

01:12:48this is not about you.

01:12:49We'll be done soon.

01:12:50No,

01:12:50I'm fed up

01:12:50what you do with everyone

01:12:51whatever you want.

01:12:52And I'm not willing

01:12:53that you take advantage

01:12:53of these poor people

01:12:54to earn a few million

01:12:55saying above

01:12:56that you do it for me.

01:12:56I do it for you.

01:12:57If you're complaining to me

01:12:58of your neighbors.

01:12:58Well,

01:12:58but that's my problem,

01:12:59Hey?

01:13:00So tell that rabble

01:13:01which vacates the second B

01:13:01and return it to its owner.

01:13:02Lucia,

01:13:03you are my daughter

01:13:03and I love you,

01:13:04but there is a lot of money here

01:13:05at stake.

01:13:06You choose?

01:13:07I have worked for a few years

01:13:08with you and I know

01:13:09enough dirty laundry

01:13:10of your company

01:13:10as to do

01:13:11that this does not pay off for you.

01:13:12Are you blackmailing me?

01:13:13What's the point?

01:13:14Daughter,

01:13:15It is very comfortable to put on a cute look

01:13:16from the tranquility

01:13:17that I provide you.

01:13:18Or do I have to remind you?

01:13:19that since you stopped working

01:13:20I've been keeping you.

01:13:22Because your business adventure

01:13:23from the restaurant

01:13:24hasn't made you a millionaire.

01:13:26Well yes,

01:13:26Yeah,

01:13:26It's true,

01:13:27you've been keeping me,

01:13:28but look,

01:13:28starting today

01:13:29you don't support me anymore.

01:13:30It's over.

01:13:31Shame about the card, gold.

01:13:32Tomorrow morning first thing

01:13:33I want those people out

01:13:34and the apartment in Isabel's name.

01:13:35Whatever you want.

01:13:36Now you're going to realize

01:13:37how hard life is.

01:13:39Very good.

01:13:40And what do you want?

01:13:41A coffee?

01:13:42Out.

01:13:44Poor child!

01:13:50Churra for the dick!

01:13:51That she is no longer posh,

01:13:52who is now one of us.

01:13:53How good it felt

01:13:54when one does

01:13:55what you have to do.

01:13:55Yeah,

01:13:56that is mine inside the body.

01:13:57How beautiful she is!

01:13:59How pretty!

01:14:00Here, here, here

01:14:01there is no one who lives.

01:14:06Sorry,

01:14:06the bed in our room

01:14:08is it a marriage?

01:14:08That's a little bit complicated.

01:14:09to know here.

01:14:10You better ask.

01:14:11at the hotel.

01:14:12You're going to love the trip.

01:14:13The Seychelles

01:14:14They are super romantic.

01:14:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:14:18No, no, no, no,

01:14:18that we are not couples,

01:14:19we're just friends.

01:14:20Not even that.

01:14:21Sorry,

01:14:22Can you put us

01:14:22the separate seats?

01:14:23How expensive!

01:14:26What's happening?

01:14:27Have you never gotten up early?

01:14:28Doors, E32,

01:14:30boarding in 20 minutes,

01:14:31have a good trip.

01:14:32Okay, thanks.

01:14:33Come on, pull.

01:14:33Hey, I'm taking a window seat.

01:14:34What are you saying?

01:14:35If it happened to me.

01:14:35I asked for it first.

01:14:36No, man, no,

01:14:37you're not fucking around.

01:14:37What a mania for not going out

01:14:39from the closet.

01:14:40How delicious.

01:14:41Look at them.

01:14:42Allah, to touch the noses

01:14:51to another place.

01:14:52You, in the bottle,

01:14:53that I have kept your face.

01:14:54Dad, you're taking another one,

01:14:55be quiet.

01:14:56Ah, how peaceful!

01:14:58feel that the building

01:14:59be again

01:14:59like a big family,

01:15:01everyone rowing

01:15:01in favor of coexistence.

01:15:04Juan.

01:15:04Have you signed the deed yet?

01:15:05But I have a face

01:15:06having signed.

01:15:07He arrived earlier

01:15:07someone who has offered you

01:15:08more money

01:15:08and Rafael has sold it to him.

01:15:10Well, what bad luck.

01:15:11And who the fuck?

01:15:12we have as neighbors now?

01:15:13They have arrived before

01:15:13some moving boxes,

01:15:14but I believed

01:15:15that were of the grass.

01:15:16I mean,

01:15:16from the vice president

01:15:18consort.

01:15:18Let's go up,

01:15:19let's see if it says something

01:15:20in the boxes.

01:15:21Wow!

01:15:22Up again.

01:15:26It just can't be.

01:15:28What are you doing here?

01:15:30Kid,

01:15:30the one that is going to be mounted.

01:15:32Where am I going?

01:15:32down?

01:15:33Yes, Paquito,

01:15:33He invited me to a beer.

01:15:35Yes, yes, yes,

01:15:35it is better to leave it alone.

01:15:37Oh!

01:15:38Oops!

01:15:39Oh!

01:15:40Oh!

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