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Blackadder es nombrado Lord Verdugo del Reino. Su situación se complica cuando ordena adelantar la ejecución de un preso, Lord Farrow, que la reina decide indultar.
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00:00The Black Adder 2
00:30The head
00:33Well, Baldrick, let's try again.
00:39It's called Suma
00:41If I have two beans
00:43And now I add two more
00:47How many do we have?
00:49Some more
00:50Yeah
00:51And not
00:53I have two beans again
00:56And I put two more
00:58How many beans do we have?
01:00A small boil?
01:03Okay
01:03The monkeys of the Hindus are masters at this.
01:07Again
01:08One, two, three and four
01:11How many beans?
01:13Three
01:14That?
01:14And that
01:15Three and that
01:18So if I add is to all three, now what do I have?
01:21Ah, some beans
01:23Yeah
01:25For you, Baldrick, the rebirth
01:27It's something that's happened to other people, hasn't it?
01:30Edmund, Edmund
01:31The queen wants to see you
01:32That?
01:33I have said
01:33Edmund, Edmund
01:34The queen wants to see you
01:36Let me finish
01:37What are you wearing around your neck now?
01:39Ah, a new ruff
01:40You look like a bird that swallowed a plate, Percy.
01:42It's the latest trend and I actually think it makes me look quite sexy.
01:48For another blind bird who had swallowed a plate
01:50And that he hadn't paired up in months
01:53You are very wrong
01:56You look sad and ridiculous, Percy.
01:58What do you think of Percy's ruff?
02:01Four
02:01That?
02:03Some beans and these are four
02:05No, we have gone from advanced mathematics to elementary tailoring.
02:08What do you think of Percy's ruff?
02:11I think you look like a bird that has swallowed a plate, my lord.
02:14No, that's what I think.
02:16Give your opinion
02:17Try to think with your own head, Baldrick
02:19Thinking is very important
02:20What do you think?
02:22I think thinking is very important, My Lord.
02:24I give up
02:24I'm going to see the queen
02:26Do you want me to go with you?
02:28Better not
02:28Or they'll think we're friends.
02:30Stay here with Baldrick
02:32Bird's neck and brains
02:33You will understand each other very well.
02:35I think they were grey, Your Majesty
02:39You'll see how you discover that they were orange.
02:42Normally they are grey, ma'am.
02:45Who is the queen?
02:48As you said, Your Majesty
02:49There were some magnificent and huge orange elephants
02:54Madam, did you want to see me?
02:56Yes, Edmund, Lord Melchid has bad news.
02:59Lord Melchid is bad news, ma'am.
03:02Yeah!
03:05Behave yourself, Melchid!
03:08Unfortunately, Blackadder
03:09The Lord Executioner of the Realm is dead
03:12Oh, well.
03:14He has been murdered
03:15Strangely not
03:17They are usually murdered
03:18But he made a mistake one night
03:20And he wrote his name on the line that didn't belong
03:22They went for him while he was sleeping
03:24And you didn't tell them it was a mistake?
03:25It wasn't a mistake
03:26They had the right man and a piece of paper to prove it.
03:29Ha!
03:30Damn bureaucracy
03:31And the bad news?
03:33The bad news is that there are hundreds of Catholics
03:37Who desperately want to be beheaded
03:40And there is no one to organize it
03:41I pity the poor devil who gets the job.
03:44No one survives in it
03:45Oh, I've taken the liberty, ma'am.
03:47To make a list of possible candidates
03:50For the position
03:50Oh excellent!
03:51Let's hear it!
03:54List for the position of Lord High Executioner
03:57Lord Blackadder?
04:05How lucky!
04:06Book of Death
04:07Okay, let's take a look.
04:09Which head will end up in the basket first?
04:11Admiral Loré Fingamis and Francis Drake on Monday
04:15That will attract people to you
04:18Yes, sailing fans
04:21Ah, yes
04:22Make sure there are anchors and stuff at the souvenir stand, Percy.
04:25At your service
04:28Never try to be funny in front of me again, Percy.
04:32Well
04:33Buckingham and Ponsoby on Friday
04:37Wait a minute, Farrow on Wednesday
04:40May I know who this Farrow is?
04:42Hey, James Farrow
04:43A guy from Dorchester
04:44I don't know him
04:46I will not even know him
04:48Yes, and we have Wednesday left.
04:51Is there something wrong?
04:53Well no, now that you mention it, my Lord.
04:55There is absolutely no evidence against young Farrow.
04:58It has been an outrageous parody of justice.
05:01It is not right that he dies on Wednesday
05:02We could move it to Monday and have half a week off.
05:05I see, yes, it's true.
05:07Move it to Monday
05:09That's very good.
05:11Five dead in two days
05:12Not bad
05:13Hey, Percy, give me another ruff.
05:15Better?
05:16Worse
05:17Ah, but now small things are in fashion
05:20If so, Percy
05:21You have the most fashionable brain in London
05:23Team, good morning
05:27My name is Edmund Blackadder
05:28And I am the new minister in charge of religious genocide.
05:32Well, if you play fair with me
05:34You will find that I am a good pattern.
05:36But anger me and you will soon discover
05:39That beneath this youthful and playful exterior
05:42The cruel and sadistic heart of a maniac beats
05:45Well, friend, are you?
05:47The jailer, my Lord
05:49Good, very good
05:50And your name is?
05:51Plopi, sir
05:52Plop?
05:53Yes sir
05:53Plopi, the jailer
05:56That's right, sir.
05:56Plopi, son of Plopi
06:00Plopi, son of Plopi, the jailer
06:03No, no, sir
06:04I am the first Plopi to become a jailer.
06:07My father, Papi Plopi, was known as Dirty Plopi
06:11From him I have inherited these fascinating skin diseases
06:16Yes, Plopi
06:18I have to congratulate you, my friend.
06:20We live in a time when disease and deformity are common.
06:24And you, Plopi, are without a doubt the most repulsive individual I have ever met.
06:28I would shake your hand, but I'm afraid you might drop it.
06:31There aren't many bosses who are so considerate, my Lord.
06:36Thanks, Plopi, I do it very well.
06:39Well, woman, yes she is a woman
06:42What is your role on the death line?
06:45I prepare the last supper, sir
06:47The prisoners can ask me for anything they want at their last supper.
06:51And do you really prepare what they ask for?
06:53Ah, yes, sir.
06:54Whenever they ask for sausages
06:56If not, they will be a little disappointed because I only have sausages.
07:02It is clear that you are a woman of principles and charity, madam.
07:05Plopi, sir
07:06Oh yeah, she's married to...
07:08No, no, that's what everyone thinks.
07:11But it's pure coincidence
07:13We laughed a lot when we found out.
07:16Good morning, Mrs. Plopi, he said.
07:19And I told him
07:21Good morning, Mr. Plopi
07:23So the winter afternoons pass more quickly
07:29And you must be the boy who makes the tea
07:33Oh, no, no, no, no, no, sir
07:36He is the executioner
07:37But sometimes he makes the tea
07:39Yes, and your name is?
07:42Valdrick Miller
07:42But I'll change it to Plopi if you like that one better.
07:45No, thanks, I can learn more than one name.
07:48What are you doing here?
07:50Well, it's my hobby
07:51It would be much more fun, sir.
07:53If we changed the name, it would give this place a more family-friendly atmosphere.
07:59A familiar atmosphere? This is supposed to be a place of pain, misery, and affliction.
08:02Is that what I meant, sir?
08:04Yes, Mrs. Plopi is into realistic socialism, sir.
08:08Listen to me, we're going to operate quickly and efficiently.
08:12And my intention is to work as little as possible
08:14My assistant Percy will explain it to you.
08:16Good afternoon
08:22My name is Lord Percy
08:24And if you play fair with me
08:27You will find that I am a considerate employer.
08:30But if you anger me for Jupiter
08:32Tell them the plan and keep quiet
08:34My love, before the service, no
08:36Come on, finish it now.
08:37Okay, attention.
08:40As you know, we will execute Drake this week and Effingam on Monday.
08:45To Lord Farrow on Wednesday
08:46And to Buja, my monkeys, today is Friday
08:49And so that we have the middle of the week free
08:52Lord Blackadder has decided to move to Farrow on Monday
08:55Let's say it's your reward for behaving well.
08:58Majesty
09:04Yes, Lady Farrow
09:06My husband dies tomorrow
09:08And I have come to beg you, even though you cannot save his life.
09:12I don't think anyone would want to do it, since he is a miserable traitor.
09:16Of course not, Your Majesty.
09:18But if he is to die, I can see him.
09:21Naturally
09:23Why are you asking me?
09:25Why won't he watch the execution like everyone else?
09:30No, Your Majesty
09:31I don't think I want to see him die.
09:34I think he wants to see him before he dies.
09:37How odd
09:38Majesty
09:39Haven't you seen him?
09:40I wouldn't marry anyone I hadn't seen.
09:43Next time you should take marriage more seriously.
09:47Enough, enough, Lady Farrow
09:51Tears are of no use to your husband.
09:53No, a huento
09:56It's the only thing that goes well when you're decapitated.
09:58That's what I gave to your sister Maria.
10:01Come on, I told him.
10:03Very soon another one will grow on you
10:04Shut up, nurse
10:06Of course you can see your husband
10:09And if that horrible Edmund tries to stop you
10:13Give this to him
10:14It is your mandate for your own execution
10:17Thank you, ma'am
10:18May the angels accompany you singing to your rest
10:22Yeah
10:22For sure yes
10:24What? Are they dead already?
10:37Yes, all three
10:38Drake, Effingham and Farrow
10:39Gorgeous
10:40Any interesting last words?
10:42Well, Farrow has been quite touching.
10:44A tall and strong man
10:47There he stood, serious and noble in the morning mist
10:50And with a loud and clear voice he shouted
10:52My damn wife could have come to see me
10:55It must have lengthened with another pair of stockings.
10:58OK
10:59Unless Lord Percy has anything to add.
11:02You can have fun with your favorite perversion until Friday
11:06Thank you, sir
11:07Wait
11:10I still have a few comments to make about today's show.
11:14They're gone, Percy
11:15Wait
11:18Wait
11:19My Lord, there is a lady outside who wants to see you.
11:22Oh, is she pretty?
11:24I don't know, what do you say?
11:25How do you expect me to know? I haven't seen it yet.
11:27Now disappear, Baldrick
11:32Oh ok
11:33Good afternoon, Lord Blackadder
11:35They certainly are.
11:37Would you perhaps like to make yourselves a little more comfortable?
11:42No, my Lord
11:42A great pain reigns in my heart
11:45It's probably indigestion.
11:47You'll see how it goes away
11:48He is my husband
11:49Does your husband have indigestion?
11:52I don't think I can bother them.
11:53No
11:54He will die tomorrow
11:56Oh come on, nobody dies of indigestion.
11:58I think you are exaggerating
11:59He will be executed first thing in the morning
12:01I am Lady Farrow
12:04Oh, and what exactly did you want from me?
12:08I wish to see my husband tonight
12:10The truth is that it is impossible
12:12Excuse me for a second
12:15Valdrick?
12:17Yes, my Lord
12:17Is that parro you executed today dead?
12:20I cut off his head and that works
12:23Don't get smart with me, Baldrick.
12:24It's in case you had cut off one of his legs by mistake.
12:27What I cut off had a nose
12:29I understood
12:30Sorry, I just consulted with my legal advisors.
12:34Yes, I'm afraid there is no possibility.
12:37The queen told me there would be no problems.
12:38Oh yeah?
12:39Yeah
12:40And if you refused, I would give you this.
12:43Sure, sure, of course
12:50Why not?
12:52Well, Baldrick, is everything clear?
12:56Yeah
12:56I have killed someone I shouldn't have
12:58And you want me to put the lady on my head
13:00And let him talk to the bag
13:01No, I want you to put the bag on
13:03And that you talk to the lady
13:04And why do I want a bag on my head?
13:07So you believe, you idiot
13:09That you are still her beloved husband
13:12And you always carried a bag on your head?
13:14Impossible
13:15You see, young Plopi is right.
13:17Truly, my Lord
13:18Lord Farrow did not carry bags
13:21He was an old-fashioned gentleman
13:23Hey, the...
13:24Well, yes, my Lord.
13:25I didn't want to mention it.
13:27But I've been wondering all the time
13:29Why do you think if Baldrick puts a bag over his head
13:32Will he look like Lord Farrow?
13:33It is clear that no
13:35Listen to me, morons
13:37The bag is to obscure Baldrick's features.
13:39And many might think that this reason is more than enough to put it on
13:44Before I bring Lady Farrow I will explain to her
13:47Making up some clever excuse
13:50That her husband has decided to put a bag over his head
13:54Then you can talk to Baldrick as if he were your husband.
13:57And the queen will never know about my little miscalculation.
14:00It's a very clever plan
14:02Very good
14:02Thank you so much
14:03Although I have something in my head that I don't see clearly and that bothers me
14:07What could it be?
14:08It will be a louse
14:09Your Honor, Lady Farrow is waiting for you.
14:13All right, move along.
14:14Hurry, hurry!
14:16Oh, Lady Farrow!
14:18What a pleasure to see you again!
14:20It is my beloved, whom I would like to have the pleasure of seeing
14:23Yes, of course, of course
14:25Although I must warn you that he is not exactly as you knew him.
14:29Scoundrel!
14:31What have you done to him?
14:32We put a bag over his head
14:34Because?
14:36The thing is that none of the other prisoners have a widow.
14:39Wife as good looking as you
14:42So in the interest of the community of condemned prisoners
14:45Your husband has nobly agreed to put the bag over his head.
14:49Was it that or let the prisoners be with you?
14:52That gesture is very typical of him.
14:54Yeah
14:55Yeah
14:56Well, I'll see if the bag has been put on.
14:59One moment
15:00Okay, Baldrick, ready?
15:03My dear!
15:04What's up now, Ploppy?
15:06I have now located that persistent doubt
15:09It was a small detail that was on my mind
15:12But now I remember that Lord Farrow was quite a bit taller
15:16More than a meter taller than young Ploppy
15:20If I want something to go right, Ploppy, I always have to do everything myself.
15:25Anything else?
15:26Ah, yes
15:27He had a very, very deep, booming voice.
15:32Yes, like mine
15:33No, my Lord, deep and thunderous
15:35Mine isn't?
15:36Not like yours
15:37And, in fact, Lord Farrow was even much taller than you.
15:42He was a true giant
15:44Don't go on, Percy.
15:45You better entertain her a little.
15:47Come on, come on
15:50Sorry for the delay, ma'am.
15:57You are about to be able to see your husband
16:01Who you will recognize by the fact that he has a huge bag on his head
16:06I would recognize the call anywhere
16:08Well, yes, but there are a couple of details
16:11I'm ready to accept that I've lost some weight.
16:14Yes, and tall
16:17That's the most curious thing
16:21The truth is that you will hardly recognize him.
16:24All that's left is for you to tell me that his arm has grown.
16:28Excuse me for a moment
16:31He only had one arm!
16:36Yeah!
16:37I'll have to put it inside my shirt.
16:41But which one?
16:42Which?
16:43Which?
16:43Wait
16:44How do we know I'm his wife?
16:51That?
16:52Well, well, you could be a... a mourner.
16:55What do you say?
16:56Yes, of course, the mourners
16:58The mourners who come to cry for the condemned
17:01We're fed up with mourners.
17:03May I come in and cry?
17:05They scream
17:05And we have no heart, mourners
17:09Okay, fine, okay
17:11One thing
17:14Shall I believe that you are not a mourner?
17:16If you tell me which arm is... that is missing
17:20It's the left one!
17:22And now, let me see my husband
17:24Yeah
17:24It's the left one, my lord.
17:27Mourners
17:29Sometimes you have everything, think about it.
17:30Well, don't forget it.
17:32You interrupt me in two minutes.
17:34Okay, two minutes
17:36Or I could get into trouble.
17:37And don't forget because...
17:39Because the Lord confessor has not yet arrived
17:41Correct
17:42Remember the voice, my lord
17:48Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
17:50Forward!
17:54James
17:55Dear
17:55How are you?
17:58Good, good
17:59The food is not bad
18:00Apart from sausages
18:03Your voice sounds different
18:05Yeah
18:06Something else, light
18:08Not as deep and thunderous as it used to be
18:11This is better
18:12Oh dear!
18:17Tell me what you used to tell me
18:19To show me that your love was still strong
18:22Ah, yes
18:23Hey, do you think this is the right place and time for that kind of thing?
18:27Please
18:28Are you referring specifically to those secret words he always used to call you?
18:34Do you want to hear it again?
18:35Yeah
18:36Those
18:37Those are like little pumpkins
18:40Those that are like little zucchini, but they are not little zucchini.
18:45No
18:46Okay then, my little zucchini.
18:50Oh dear!
18:52Oh, your arm!
18:54What's wrong with it?
18:55What happened to him?
18:56It hurts me so much that you don't remember, dear.
18:58But it was only cut up to the elbow
19:00What happened to the rest?
19:03Oh, well, yes.
19:04I got into a little argument with a guy who called you Rabera
19:07And he tells everything to the queen.
19:09Oh?
19:10Yes, yes
19:10We started fighting and he cut off what was left.
19:13Oh my God!
19:15Well, yes
19:15I think you'd better go.
19:17Lord Blackadder said he would send his servant Baldrick to collect me soon.
19:21Perhaps, my beloved
19:23They give us a little more time
19:25No, I don't think so.
19:26Baldrick is usually very punctual.
19:29Maybe that Baldrick does it to be kind to us.
19:33No, I don't think so.
19:34Baldrick is not a very nice guy
19:37So let's take the moments we've been given and make the most of them.
19:41That?
19:41Let me ask you one last thing.
19:43What other wife could do more?
19:45That?
19:46Oh, I see.
19:47That's it, time's up
19:49No no
19:50Yes, yes, yes, it's over
19:51Come on, out
19:52Out
19:53My love, we have had so little time
19:55We'll finish this in paradise.
19:57Out
19:57Bye
19:58Bye
19:59Baldrick, you're a bastard
20:03It was the first time in my entire life
20:07I have been living on this vile and miserable planet for 30 years.
20:12And this has been the first time that someone, that someone
20:15Do not despair, my love
20:17Tomorrow your brother will go to beg the queen
20:20There is still hope
20:23That?
20:25Would you like me to prepare the guest room for the confessor, my Lord?
20:33Yes, okay, let him go.
20:35In any case, he will be innocent.
20:37My lady, may heaven rain down upon you marvelous radiant jewels.
20:42Yes, yes, yes, yes
20:44And what cherubim and seraphim?
20:46Out
20:46Madam, that about Lord Farrow
20:52I just forgave him
20:53No, no, no, you can't
20:54He's a first-class pervert
20:57You can't, it's not in my dictionary, Blackadder.
21:00Very true, madam.
21:01And I can't stand it
21:03Let them contradict me
21:04Well, sometimes, my dear, when you get stubborn
21:07No, you cannot be contradicted.
21:10Exactly, so Lord Blackadder
21:12I want to see Lord Farrow in an hour.
21:16Meanwhile
21:17I'll pay a visit to my old friend Lord Ponsorby.
21:21If I'm not mistaken, he will soon be executed.
21:23Come on, nurse
21:25We'll go see if there's any worthwhile head in the cloister.
21:30Percy, we are in a very difficult situation.
21:38Yes, my Lord
21:39We will end up on the gallows
21:41You or I is the same
21:43Yeah
21:44Let's face it, Percy.
21:47It will be you
21:48Unless...
21:50Unless...
21:51I think I have a plan.
21:53Ah, yes
21:54What do you think if we take the head
21:58And the body of Lord Farrow
21:59And we took it to the queen
22:01Only before entering
22:02We started screaming and crying
22:04And we entered saying
22:05That we were going there
22:06When he has said traitorous words
22:08And we cut off his head in the corridor
22:10To teach him a lesson
22:12Pathetic
22:13Absolutely pathetic
22:15Indespicable
22:16But where is the head?
22:19On a stake in the cloister
22:21My God, where was the queen going?
22:23Did you know Farrow?
22:24Ah, they were childhood friends
22:26If you see the head on the stake
22:28He will realize that Farrow is dead
22:31Yeah?
22:32You go for the body
22:33I'm going for the head
22:34Oh!
22:39Hello, Edmund
22:40Hey, sorry for yelling at you earlier.
22:43You know that in reality
22:46You're very nice to me, aren't you?
22:48Yes, ma'am
22:48Like that one
22:50Exact
22:50Until the day you cut off his head
22:52He didn't care
22:55I knew it was one of my jokes
22:57And I must admit that his head
22:59It looked very good on the stake
23:01Don't we have any heads?
23:05Uh, no
23:06No
23:08We are training a new executioner
23:11And he's a little inexperienced
23:12It takes hours
23:13Cut, cut and cut
23:14And when it's over
23:15No need for a stake anymore
23:17But a grill
23:18I like meat
23:19Well, I have to say goodbye to Ponsoby.
23:23Would you mind accompanying me for a bit?
23:26If you have time and are not too busy?
23:29I'm sorry, ma'am.
23:30State Affairs
23:30You said to accompany me a little
23:32If you have time and you are not too busy
23:34Yes, of course, ma'am.
23:36Today is a very beautiful day
23:37And now, the latest fashion from Genoa
23:42It's like sticking a frog in your hats.
23:44Standing on a basin
23:46And say bye-bye to those who pass by
23:48Oh, these Italians
23:51Well, if you'll excuse me, ma'am.
23:52I have some business to attend to
23:54Clear
23:55But first, Edmund
23:57Take my hands
23:59And tell me that you forgive my previous hopelessness
24:02Mireida
24:07Sweet Lord Blackadder
24:10Percy
24:27I already have the body, my Lord
24:29And I see that you have the head
24:30Yes, but I don't know if it's any good for us, Percy.
24:32No one will believe that we just cut it.
24:34It's green
24:34What do we do?
24:37What do we do?
24:39One moment
24:40Isn't that Farrow?
24:41No
24:42No, it's Ponsoby
24:43My God
24:44Ponsoby!
24:46That genius Baldrick
24:47He killed the guy he wasn't playing for.
24:49Saved!
24:50Saved!
24:50Farrow is alive!
24:51And we are saved!
24:53Hurrah!
24:53And when the queen returns from visiting Ponsobiel
24:56Oh my God!
24:58We are lost
24:59Lost!
25:05All this is not very pleasant
25:07It's not supposed to be, my girl.
25:09This is where all those unpleasant people live.
25:12I guess so
25:13Also, it smells really bad.
25:15Don't you smell?
25:16Ah, I'm already used to it.
25:18In the mornings when you were little
25:21Hush, nurse
25:22You!
25:23No, you are not repulsive
25:25You!
25:25Your Majestic Royal Highness
25:27Give me Lord Ponsoby!
25:29Yes, Your Royal and High Majesty
25:31How strange that Ponsoby is now a complete traitor.
25:35I would have thought that with that hump and only one leg
25:40I already had enough problems
25:42And also with that defect when speaking
25:44Majesty
25:48Lord Ponsoby!
25:54Oh, greeting, Your Royal Majesty!
25:56Forgive me for the bag.
25:57It's that I have not been affected
25:59Playing Hardaway
26:00Carda was a king
26:02Although for only 30 seconds
26:06Went cut in charge
26:08Beheading
26:09He felt that fame and glory beckons
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26:17No such blooming luck
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