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Blackadder discovers that his ludicrously Puritan, but very wealthy, Aunt and Uncle Whiteadder are coming to visit him on the same night he is hosting a party and high stakes drinking contest with Lord Melchett. Meanwhile, a curious Queenie intends to find out what happens at said parties.
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00:00The End
00:30I must say, Edmund, it was totally nice of you to ask me to share your breakfast
00:41before the rigours of the day begin.
00:43Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company
00:48so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
00:53Yes, I've heard that.
00:54Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead.
00:57Remind me I'm best.
00:58Beshroomy, Edmund, you're in good fooling this morning.
01:02Don't say beshroomy, Percy, and these stupid actors say beshroomy.
01:06How I would love to be an actor.
01:09I had a great talent for it in my youth.
01:11I was the man of a thousand faces.
01:13So how did you come to choose the ugly mug you've got now?
01:16You know, tush, my lord.
01:18Don't say tush, either.
01:20It's only a short step from tush to hey, nonny, nonny,
01:23and then I'm afraid I shall have to call the police.
01:25Well, God pats me on the head and says, good boy, Edmund.
01:30Well?
01:30My aunt and uncle, Lord and Lady Whitehudder, the two most fanatical Puritans in England,
01:35have invited themselves to dinner here tonight.
01:38But aren't they the most frightful boars?
01:40Yep, but they have one great redeeming feature.
01:43Their wallets.
01:45More capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hand to.
01:50At least until now.
01:52For tonight they wish to discuss my inheritance.
01:56Hey, nonny, nonny, my lord, good news.
01:59All right.
02:01Fet.
02:01Why have you got a piece of cheese tied to the end of your nose?
02:07To catch mice, my lord.
02:09I lie on the floor with my mouth open and hope they scurry in.
02:14And do they?
02:15Not yet, my lord.
02:17I'm not surprised.
02:17Your breath comes straight from Satan's bottom, Morgan.
02:22The only sort of mouse you're going to catch is one without a nose.
02:25That's a pity, because the nose is the best bit on a mouse.
02:28Any bit of a mouse will sing like luxury compared to what Percy and I must eat tonight.
02:31We are entertaining Puritan vegetable folk, Baldur's, and that means no meat.
02:37In that case, I shall prepare my turnip surprise.
02:41And the surprise is?
02:42There's nothing else in it except the turnip.
02:45So another word for turnip surprise would be a turnip.
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:51Right.
02:52Get the door, Balduric.
02:53Get the door.
02:54Well, my lord, if things go as planned tonight, it would seem congratulations are in order.
03:00Nice try, Percy, but forget it.
03:01You're not getting a penny.
03:10Balduric, I would advise you to make the explanation you were about to give phenomenally good.
03:15You said get the door.
03:18Not good enough.
03:19You're fired.
03:20But, my lord, I've been in your family since 1532.
03:23So is syphilis.
03:24Now get out.
03:27Oh, by the way, there was a messenger outside when I got the door.
03:32Says the Queen wants to see you.
03:33Lord Melchit is very sick.
03:35Really?
03:36Yeah.
03:37He's at death's door.
03:37Well, my faithful old reinstated family retainer.
03:41Let's go and open it for him, then.
03:46Edmund, quick, quick.
03:49Melchit's dying.
03:50We must do something.
03:51Well, yes, of course.
03:52Some sort of celebration.
03:54But let's wait till he's actually snuffed it, shall we?
03:57Nancy's old methods don't seem to be working.
04:00Come on, little tummy.
04:01Oh, come on.
04:03It all started last night at about two o'clock.
04:06I was tucked into bed having this absolutely scrumny dream about ponies
04:10when I was wakened by a terrific bagging from Lord Melchit.
04:14Well, I never knew he had it in him.
04:18It's true, I promise.
04:20He was banging on the castle gates and falling over
04:23and singing a strange song about a girl who possessed something called Dicky Dido.
04:29Oh, yes.
04:30It's a lovely old hymn, isn't it?
04:33Ah, I think I know what's wrong with Lord Melchit.
04:35And, unfortunately, it isn't fatal.
04:38Well, Harry, I haven't killed a horrible man.
04:40I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning
04:42and letting off such great and fruits and flappy woof-woofs
04:45like a sketch, but can't leave one's tiny nose.
04:50The truth is, Lord Melchit just can't take his ale.
04:53No, I protest.
04:55I may be a little delicate this morning,
04:57but what I drank last night would have flawed a rhinoceros.
05:00If it was allergic to lemonade.
05:01There's a blackadder here who can't take his ale.
05:04He's famous for it.
05:05Oh, yeah?
05:05Yeah.
05:06Yeah.
05:06Yeah.
05:06Yeah.
05:06Oh, yes, he's still exciting.
05:08The boys are getting tough.
05:10I'm sure we all remember the shame and embarrassment
05:12of the visit of the King of Austria
05:14when Blackadder was found wandering naked
05:16among the corridors of Hempton Court
05:18singing, I'm Merlin the Happy Pig.
05:21What did you have last night, then?
05:23A whole half pint of potato juice.
05:25On the contrary, I had two flagons of claret
05:28and a double helping of curried turtle.
05:30I can assure you it's no holds barred with us
05:32at the annual communion wine tasting.
05:34Annual?
05:35Ha!
05:35For me and the wild boys, every night is drinky night.
05:38Says who?
05:39Says me.
05:39Says you?
05:40Yeah.
05:41You ought to come around some time.
05:42Have a look at the underside of my table.
05:45So, lads!
05:46Uh, tonight?
05:48Yeah, come on, Melty.
05:49What are you scared of?
05:50Perhaps you're right.
05:51Perhaps he's away.
05:52Time to wee.
05:53All right, then, tonight I'll be there.
05:55Hooray!
05:57And last one under the table gets
05:592,000 florens from the loser.
06:03Mum?
06:04Right.
06:05Well, I'll get the beer in, then.
06:07Wah!
06:07Now, see.
06:16Do you know what I'm going to do?
06:17What?
06:18I'm going to go along and find out
06:20exactly what happens at these boys' nights.
06:23Good idea, Poppet.
06:24And I'll wear a cloak with a cowl
06:27so no-one will recognise me.
06:29Oh, it's another good idea.
06:31You're so clever today, you better be careful
06:33your foot doesn't fall off.
06:37Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas
06:42your foot falls off?
06:43Certainly does.
06:44My brother, he had this brilliant idea
06:46of cutting his toenails with a scythe.
06:49And here's what we are.
06:53Right.
06:53Now, the sort of person we're looking for
06:55is an aggressive, drunken lout
06:57with the intelligence of a four-year-old
06:59and the sexual sophistication of a donkey.
07:04Cardinal Woolsey?
07:06Barak?
07:08My lord?
07:13Why?
07:14I got fed up with the all-mouse diet, my lord.
07:16I thought I'd try a cat for variety.
07:20Good.
07:20Well done.
07:21And now, returning to the real world,
07:23do you have a knife?
07:24Yeah.
07:25Good.
07:25Because I wish to quickly send off
07:27some party invitations
07:28and to make them look particularly tough,
07:30I wish to write them in blood.
07:32Your blood, to be precise.
07:34How much blood will you actually be requiring, my lord?
07:37Oh, nothing much.
07:38Just a small puddle.
07:40Will you be wanting me to cut anything off?
07:42An arm or a leg, for instance?
07:44Oh, good lord, no.
07:45A little prick should do.
07:46So, well, my lord,
07:52I'm your bondsman and muster be.
07:55I, for God's sake, Baldercap,
07:56I made a little prick on your finger.
07:58I haven't got one there.
08:00Oh, forget it.
08:01Forget it.
08:03Thank you, my lord.
08:05Right, now, purse.
08:06How's this list going?
08:07Oh, very well, indeed.
08:09I thought we could invite my girlfriend, Gwendolyn.
08:11Sorry, no chicks.
08:12Who else?
08:13Well, that's about as far as I'd got, actually.
08:16Right, now I'll dictate.
08:17First, Simon Partridge.
08:19Oh, not farters, parters.
08:21Also, also known as Mr. Ostrich.
08:24Even he?
08:25But he's a fearful oik.
08:26Takes one to no one, verse.
08:28Secondly, Sir Geoffrey Pittle.
08:31Well, here's to the health of Cardinal Chunder Pittle.
08:34The very same.
08:35And thirdly, Freddie Frobetter,
08:37the flatulent hermit of Lindisfarne.
08:39Oh, pop, pop.
08:41Right, that should do the trick.
08:43Oh, and, of course, Lord and Lady White,
08:45I don't know who'll be coming anyway.
08:46Oh, yeah.
08:48Oh, no.
08:51I must say, Edmund,
08:53it does look a teeny bit like trying to get out of it.
08:55Quite the wrong impression, Mum.
08:57I just want to make it another night, that's all.
08:59Certainly not.
09:01I beg your pardon?
09:02Well, it's just one excuse after another, isn't it?
09:05Next thing, you'll be trying to get out of having his bath altogether.
09:08He hasn't talked about a bath, though.
09:10Well, he should be.
09:12How else is he going to keep clean?
09:14Soon he'll be saying he doesn't want to have his nappy changed.
09:19Lord Blackadder doesn't wear a nappy.
09:22Well, that case is even more important that he has a bath.
09:24It's a bath, you see.
09:26I know why you want to get out of it,
09:28because I remember the last time you had a party.
09:31I found you face down in a puddle,
09:33wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins.
09:36It's all right, all right.
09:37Tonight it is.
09:38Oh, Edmund.
09:39I do love it when you get cross.
09:42Sometimes I think about having you executed
09:44just to see the expression on your face.
09:49Right.
09:50Now, let's make sure you've got this.
09:51We are having two parties here tonight.
09:54Right.
09:54Right.
09:54And they must be kept completely separate.
09:56Right.
09:57Firstly, a total piss-up.
09:59Involving beer trying, broken furniture,
10:02and then wall-to-wall vomiting
10:03will be held here in Baldrick's bedroom.
10:06Oh, thank you very much, Baldrick.
10:08Secondly, Percy will join me in here
10:11for the gourmet turnip evening.
10:14Is the turnip surprise ready?
10:16It's just final.
10:20Then what is so funny?
10:22Well, my lord,
10:23Baldrick and I were preparing the turnip surprise.
10:26We had a surprise.
10:29We came across a turnip
10:30that was exactly the same shape
10:33as a thingy.
10:43A thingy.
10:45A great big thingy.
10:47It was terrific.
10:49Size is no guarantee of quality, Baldrick.
10:51Most horses are very well endowed,
10:55but that does not necessarily
10:56make them sensitive, lovers.
10:57I trust you have removed
10:58this hilarious item?
11:00Oh, yeah.
11:01Yes, my lord.
11:02Good, because there's nothing more likely
11:03to stop an inheritance
11:04than a thingy-shaped turnip.
11:08Absolutely, Edmund.
11:10But it was jolly funny.
11:11Yes, yes, yes.
11:13I found it particularly ironic, my lord,
11:15because I've got a thingy
11:16that's shaped like a turnip.
11:17Yes, sir.
11:19I'm quite a bit of parties.
11:21Are you?
11:22Yeah, I hide in the vegetable rack
11:23and frighten the children.
11:26What fun!
11:27Perhaps you've forgotten
11:28that I'm meant to be having
11:29a drinking competition here tonight
11:30with Lord Melchett
11:31and 10,000 florins are at stake.
11:34Oh, dear.
11:35What do you mean?
11:36Well, firstly, you haven't got
11:3810,000 florins,
11:39and thirdly,
11:40one drop of the ale
11:41and you fall flat on your face
11:42and start singing that song
11:43about the goblin.
11:44That's nonsense.
11:47But just in case it's true...
11:49It is true.
11:49Yes, all right, it's true.
11:51So the plan is,
11:52when I call for my incredibly strong ale,
11:55you must pass me water
11:56in an ale bottle.
11:57Have you got that?
11:58Yeah.
11:58When you call for ale,
12:00I pass water.
12:02Percy,
12:02your job is to stay here
12:04and suck up to my aunt.
12:06I think you can trust me
12:07to know how to handle a woman.
12:09Oh, God.
12:12Right.
12:12Here goes.
12:14Yes, all right.
12:22Uncle, aunt,
12:24greetings.
12:24How nice it is to see you.
12:29Vicky, child, don't lie.
12:31Everyone hates us
12:32and you know it.
12:34Yes.
12:34Now, may I introduce my friend,
12:36Lord Percy?
12:38Well, well, well, Eddie.
12:40You didn't tell me
12:41you had such a good-looking aunt.
12:43Good morrow to thee, gorgeousness.
12:47I know what I like
12:48and I like what I see.
12:50Be gone, Satan!
12:51Ah, yes.
12:54Well, I hope you had
12:55a pleasant inheritance.
12:56Did I say inheritance?
12:57I meant you.
12:59If you'd just like
13:00to help yourself
13:00to a legacy.
13:01A chair.
13:04Chair?
13:05You have chairs
13:06in your house?
13:07Oh, yes.
13:07Vicky, child!
13:09Chairs are an invention
13:10of Satan!
13:12In our house,
13:13Nathaniel sits on a spike.
13:15And yourself?
13:17I sit on Nathaniel.
13:18Two spikes
13:19would be an extravagance.
13:21Well, quite.
13:22I will suffer comfort
13:24this once.
13:25We shall just have to
13:26stick forks in our legs
13:27between courses.
13:29I trust you'll remember
13:30we eat no meat.
13:32Heaven forbid, no.
13:33Here we feast only
13:34on God's lovely turnip.
13:36Mashed.
13:37Mashed?
13:38Yes.
13:39Wicked child!
13:40Mashing is also
13:42the work of Beelzebub.
13:43For Satan saw
13:44God's blessed turnip
13:46and he envied it
13:47and mashed it
13:48to spoil its sacred shape.
13:51I shall have my turnip
13:52as God intended.
13:54Fine.
13:55Walrick?
13:56No.
13:56Would you fetch
13:57my dear aunt
13:58a raw turnip, please?
13:59Well, we've only got the one.
14:00Just do it.
14:01Thanks.
14:04So, uncle,
14:05will you have your turnip
14:07mashed or as God intended?
14:09He will not answer you.
14:10He has taken a vow
14:11of silence.
14:13I believe
14:14that silence
14:15is golden.
14:26Inheritance.
14:28Edmund,
14:29I trust you have
14:30invited no other guests?
14:31Oh, certainly not.
14:32Good.
14:33For where there are
14:34other guests
14:34that are people
14:35to fornicate with.
14:36Right, right.
14:38I'll just go and tell them
14:39to fornicate off.
14:41Lord Whiteheader.
14:41Yes.
14:47Well, Lord Whiteheader,
14:49a vow of silence.
14:51That's quite an interesting thing.
14:54Tell me about it.
14:55Happy birthday to you.
15:05Happy birthday to you.
15:08Happy birthday to me.
15:12Happy birthday to you.
15:17But it's not my birthday,
15:19Archdeacon.
15:20Well, get stuck in, boys.
15:25Stuck in!
15:26Hey, get in!
15:28Well, it sounds a bit rude,
15:29doesn't it?
15:30Stuck in!
15:33Sorry.
15:33Back in a tick.
15:34Hey, a tick, eh, lads?
15:36Now, that sounds a bit rude,
15:37doesn't it?
15:38That sounds a bit like
15:39bum!
15:41Ah, Meltzer's late, I see,
15:43to avoid the early drinking.
15:45Oh, Meltzer,
15:46you really are a beginner.
15:47You're not even wearing
15:47a pair of comedy breasts.
15:49Au contraire,
15:50Becker.
15:51Yes, well,
15:52let's wait till we get down
15:53to the serious drinking,
15:54shall we?
15:54Here we go.
15:54No, it's this way.
15:56Here we are.
16:02Good evening.
16:03Ah, lads,
16:03this is Lord Melchert.
16:05Hey!
16:07Give him a large one,
16:08will you?
16:08Large one?
16:09Hey, get it?
16:10No.
16:12Yes, you do.
16:12You large one.
16:13Sounds a bit rude.
16:14Oh, yes, lads!
16:16You may find the conversation
16:18a bit above your head
16:19at first, Melchert,
16:19but you'll soon get used to it.
16:21Well, down the hatch.
16:23Whee!
16:24Whee!
16:25Whee!
16:36I heard there's a party room.
16:38No, yes, there were two,
16:39and you're invited to tonight.
16:40But I'm a friend of Lord Percy's.
16:43Oh, you must be Gwendolyn.
16:44You were invited anyway.
16:45Come in, too.
16:46Very much.
16:48It's in here.
16:51It's in here.
16:51It's in here.
16:56Sorry.
16:57Sorry, he's sick.
17:08Leprosy.
17:09Of the brain.
17:10What he is trying to tell you
17:12is that you appear to be wearing
17:13a pair of devil's dumplings.
17:19Oh, my God, my earmuffs have fallen down.
17:21It's getting...
17:25Would you like a pair?
17:26It's getting rather cold.
17:28No, thank you.
17:29Cold is God's way
17:30of telling us
17:31to burn more Catholics.
17:34Well, right.
17:35Which reminds me, auntie...
17:36Don't call me auntie!
17:38Aunties are relatives,
17:39and relatives are evidence of sex.
17:42And sex is hardly
17:43a fitting subject
17:43for the dinner table.
17:44Or, indeed,
17:46any table.
17:48Except perhaps
17:49a table in a brothel.
17:51Oh!
17:52I see you've fallen off your chair.
17:54Well, now,
17:55what was I saying?
17:55Oh, my God.
17:58Turn it, my lady.
18:05Very good.
18:06Very good.
18:07You know, Miss Handel,
18:11it takes me right back
18:12to our wedding night.
18:18We had raw turnips
18:19that night, too.
18:25What was that?
18:26What was what?
18:28That noise.
18:30Noise?
18:32Did you hear a noise, Percy?
18:34No.
18:34Good.
18:35Apart from that
18:36colossal drunken roar.
18:37Oh!
18:39Oh, that noise.
18:40Oh, it's the Catholics
18:42next door, I'm afraid.
18:43No!
18:43But, I'll just go
18:45and burn them.
18:45Back in a minute.
18:46First of all.
18:53Yes?
18:54I'm suffocating.
18:55Well, thank God you're not.
18:57Come on, now,
18:58take a deep breath.
19:00And another.
19:01Better?
19:02Yes.
19:03Good.
19:06Mind you,
19:06I'll say one thing
19:07for Catholics.
19:09They do have natural rhythm.
19:12Yes!
19:12Yes!
19:13Yes!
19:13Yes!
19:13Right!
19:15I notice you're not
19:16drinking, Bergerda.
19:17Oh, don't you worry about me,
19:18I'm holding my own here.
19:20Well, hey!
19:21Holding my own?
19:22Now, that sounds
19:23incredibly rude.
19:24Yes, well, I never went to university,
19:28of course.
19:29Um, Bergerda,
19:30that doesn't explain
19:30why you're not drinking with us.
19:32Ah, yes.
19:33No, that's what I actually
19:34came to talk to you about.
19:35What do you say
19:35to the idea
19:36of ten minutes
19:37absolute silence
19:38to get some
19:39really serious
19:40drinking in?
19:41Yes!
19:43Yes, I said
19:47please give me silence
19:48not drench me
19:49with dribble.
19:52Now, here's
19:52a nice glass
19:53of cider.
19:54Oh, only cider.
19:56I'm going to go
19:56and put some
19:57brandy in it.
19:58Yes!
20:01Quiet!
20:01Bye, guys.
20:02How are we all going, then?
20:12Not well.
20:14Let us discuss
20:15your inheritance.
20:16Hi, it's good.
20:17Um, a little drink first?
20:19Drink, wicked child.
20:21Drink is urine
20:22from the last leper
20:24in hell.
20:24Oh, no.
20:26Now, this is only water.
20:27This is a house
20:29of simple purity.
20:30drink booze
20:39up, Edmund.
20:44Do you know
20:50that man?
20:53No.
20:55He called you Edmund?
20:58Oh, no, him.
20:59Oh, yes, I do.
21:00Then, can you explain
21:02what he meant
21:02by great booze up?
21:19Yes, I can.
21:20My friend is a missionary
21:25and on his last visit abroad
21:28brought back with him
21:30the chief of a famous tribe.
21:33His name is Great Boo.
21:37He's been suffering
21:39from sleeping sickness
21:41and he's obviously
21:43just woken
21:45because as you heard
21:47great booze up.
21:50Well done, Edmund.
21:51And I think
21:52I'd better just go
21:52and visit him.
21:53First, over to you.
21:56Yes.
21:57How about
21:58some sort of game?
22:00Uh, how about
22:00a couple of frames
22:01of
22:01shove, piggy, shove?
22:05Look, Edna,
22:06you challenged me
22:08to a drinking competition
22:09earlier today
22:10and I haven't seen you
22:11touch a drop.
22:12Nonsense.
22:12It's true.
22:13You twist and turn
22:15like a twisty, turny thing.
22:17I say you're a weedy pigeon
22:19and you can call me Susan
22:20if it isn't so.
22:21All right.
22:22All right.
22:23Baldrick, fetch my
22:25incredibly strong ale.
22:27Oh, God, not
22:28Dr. McGlue's
22:29amber enema.
22:31Ha!
22:31A drink for schoolgirls.
22:32Surely not
22:33scallops, lobster, scrumpy.
22:35No.
22:36It is blackadder's
22:37bowel busher.
22:38A brew guaranteed
22:39to knock the backside
22:40off a concrete elephant.
22:42Is it not, Baldrick?
22:43No, it's water.
22:45What?
22:46Water?
22:48No, but seriously, Baldrick,
22:50I'm presuming you wish
22:51to see another dawn.
22:52You did call
22:53for your incredibly
22:54strong ale, Mum.
22:54Yes, that's right.
22:56Oh, that's a relief.
22:56I thought I'd made a mistake.
22:59Oh!
22:59Oh, God, it's raining
23:01his water!
23:02Oh, come on, Dad.
23:03Let's give him
23:04a real drink.
23:06Oh, fine.
23:08Bums up.
23:09Wave bums.
23:10Sounds a bit like
23:11bum, doesn't it?
23:12Drink.
23:13Blackadder.
23:14Drink.
23:17Blackadder.
23:22I lost the bet.
23:30Edmund, explain yourself.
23:33I can't.
23:37Not just like that.
23:40I'm a complicated person,
23:42you see, Aunty.
23:44Sometimes I'm nice,
23:46and sometimes I'm nasty.
23:49And sometimes I just like
23:53to sing little songs,
23:55like,
23:56see the little goblins.
23:58I mean,
23:59explain why you're wearing
24:01a cardinal's hat,
24:02why you're grinning it angly,
24:04and why you have an ostrich feather
24:06sticking out of your britches.
24:08I am wearing a cardinal's hat
24:10because I'm Cardinal Chander.
24:13I have an ostrich feather
24:15up my bottom,
24:16as Mr. Ostrich put it there,
24:19to keep in the little pixies.
24:23And I'm grinning inanely
24:25because I think I've just about
24:28succeeded in conning you
24:29and your daft husband
24:31out of a whoopee great inheritance.
24:32Eee.
24:34Is that right?
24:36May I remind you,
24:37cursed creature,
24:38that your inheritance
24:41depends upon your not drinking
24:42and not gambling.
24:44Oh, yes, damn.
24:45Percy the devil
24:46farts in my face once again.
24:50Not mentioning farts
24:51was also a condition.
24:54Shove off, you old trout.
24:57How dare you speak
24:59to my husband like that!
25:02Nathaniel, we're leaving.
25:05And you?
25:06Yes?
25:06Has anyone ever told you
25:08you're a giggling imbecile?
25:10Oh, yes.
25:15Good riddance, you old witch.
25:19Oops, she's forgotten her broomstick.
25:21Look,
25:22I just wanted to say thanks
25:25for a splendid evening.
25:28Yes, first rate,
25:29all round.
25:30Particularly your jester.
25:32By the way,
25:35I love the turning.
25:38Very funny.
25:41Exactly the same shape
25:43as a thingy.
25:46Good God!
25:48Well, look who it is!
25:50Who is it?
25:51Well, it's a boy's party.
25:53She's a girl,
25:54so she must be the stripper.
25:55Oh, no.
26:01Don't get too depressed, Edmund.
26:03I mean,
26:05money isn't everything.
26:09Think of clouds
26:11and daisies
26:12and the lovely smiles
26:14on little babies' faces.
26:16Be quiet, Percy.
26:18This way!
26:19Whoa, another stripper!
26:25Hooray!
26:26And a male stripper!
26:28Hooray!
26:30Oh, yes!
26:31This is much more like it!
26:33Ooh!
26:35And she's come dressed
26:37as a queen!
26:38Whay!
26:39And sexting!
26:41Do you know who I am?
26:44Yes, I know who you are.
26:47Who?
26:49You're Merlin,
26:50the happy pig.
26:52Hooray!
26:54Wrong, I'm afraid.
26:57I am
26:58the queen of England.
27:06I may have the body
27:07of a weak and feeble woman,
27:10but I have the heart and stomach
27:12of a concrete elephant.
27:16Prove it!
27:18Certainly well.
27:21First, I'm going to have
27:22a little drinky
27:23and then I'm going to execute
27:25the whole,
27:26barely a lot of you.
27:32See the little goblin,
27:34see his little feet
27:35and his little nosy woes,
27:38isn't the goblin sweet.
27:39Yes!
27:40See the little goblin...
27:41And wait a minute.
27:43I'm sure there was
27:43something very important
27:44I had to do
27:45to all of you this morning.
27:47Hooray!
27:50Remember something
27:51about 10,000 florins,
27:53was it?
27:54I think it was something
27:56about an inheritance.
27:57Look,
27:58do you lot want to hear
27:59about this goblin or not?
28:01Yes!
28:01Yes!
28:03Right,
28:03well,
28:03perhaps it's time
28:04I might be allowed
28:05to continue
28:05and perhaps finish
28:07with any luck.
28:09Luck?
28:10Hooray!
28:12Get it?
28:13No!
28:14No!
28:15Oh,
28:16come on!
28:17Luck!
28:18Sounds almost exactly
28:20like...
28:21to his fear
28:25Behold,
28:26losing his love mustard
28:29And I,
28:30your Mary Ballardy
28:32Am all so well
28:34and truly plastered
28:36Luck?
28:36Luck?
28:37Luck?
28:38Luck?
28:39A bit like Robin Hood
28:42Luck?
28:45Luck?
28:46But nothing like as good
28:49Wrecked, Wrecked, I thought he had died
28:57Wrecked, Wrecked, I ride as much as life
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