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Para motivar a sus tropas, el Mariscal de Campo, Douglas Haig, busca a un pintor que ilustre la portada de la revista Rey y Nación. Cuando sepa que el elegido podrá abandonar las trincheras, el Capitán Blackadder hará todo lo posible por convertirse en Artista Oficial del Regimiento.
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00:00Battalion sight forward. On the march, JAR!
00:15The black viper.
00:17Cheers!
00:25Right, say hello!
00:30The captain cook.
00:41Valdrick, what are you doing there?
01:02I'm making an inscription on this bullet, sir.
01:04And what does it say on the inscription?
01:06I sign Valdrick, sir.
01:08So that?
01:09This is a very clever plan.
01:11Oh, of course, of course.
01:13Have you ever heard that there's a bullet with your name written on it?
01:19Yeah.
01:20Well, I thought that if the bullet with my name on it is in my possession, it will never reach me.
01:26Since I'm not going to shoot myself.
01:29Too bad.
01:30And the probability of there being two bullets with my name on them must certainly be very small.
01:36Well, that's not the only thing around here that's very small.
01:40For example, your brain.
01:43He's so tiny, Valdrick, that if a hungry cannibal split his head open, he wouldn't have enough to butter even a single roll.
01:49Talió pis pis and your uncle is wearing grey.
01:55It means good morning.
01:57Look what I brought you, sir.
01:59That?
02:00This is the latest issue of the magazine King and Nation.
02:03How does it boost morale?
02:04The magazine that informs soldiers about the truth of war.
02:07It must be the most important work of fiction since the promise of fidelity was included in the French marriage contract.
02:13Hey, come on, Captain.
02:15You won't deny that this magnificent publication is positive for the soldier's morale.
02:18Of course not, but more would be achieved if they were given real toilet paper.
02:23No, I don't agree, sir.
02:25What could a young patriot have against this magnificent magazine?
02:28Apart from her ass.
02:30Yeah.
02:32Look at her carefully.
02:33This magazine is as convincing as Dr. Jack's defense attorney.
02:37The British soldiers are described as being six foot six inches tall and having gladiator biceps.
02:42That is most stimulating.
02:44But look, sir, this also arrived this morning.
02:51You know what this is, don't you, Lieutenant?
02:52An old army pistol.
02:54Fake.
02:55It's a new army pistol that hasn't been used in the war without me ordering it.
03:00Something smells really bad to me.
03:02And I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple pie.
03:08That's strange, sir, because we hadn't ordered the new ladders for the trenches either.
03:12Stairs?
03:13Yes, the ones that arrived yesterday.
03:14I gave them to the soldiers and they were very happy.
03:17Right, guys?
03:18Yes, it's the first fuel we've had since we burned the cat.
03:23I think something is going on here.
03:25And I'll dare to make a logical assumption.
03:27Something that would be very difficult for you, George.
03:30Oh, right, right.
03:32When I was in school, you weren't bullied at all as long as you could sing the school anthem at the top of your lungs and pick up a burning doughnut with your fingers without crying.
03:41However, I am a fully realized human being.
03:43A graduate of the University of Life, a diploma in taking hard knocks, and three gold stars from kindergarten for enduring beatings to death.
03:53And my instincts lead me to the conclusion that we're finally about to get out there.
03:57Good heavens, sir, do you really think the time has come to give the Germans a good, British-style spanking on the bottom without their trousers on?
04:06If you mean they're going to wipe us all out, yes.
04:11It seems that Field Marshal Leia is about to make another tremendous effort to move his liquor cabinet a foot closer to Berlin.
04:19Great!
04:20Let's get started then, shall we?
04:21On the way to glory!
04:22Last one to arrive in Berlin, faggot.
04:24Give me your helmet, Lieutenant.
04:27Yes, a little war camouflage on the helmet won't hurt.
04:42Permission to speak, Captain.
04:44Granted two without a certain dose of fright and terror.
04:48I have an interesting plan to keep us from getting killed, sir.
04:51Oh yeah? Which one is it?
04:52Cook.
04:53I understand.
04:54You see, Captain, at headquarters they're always looking for good cooks.
04:59Well, here we go.
05:00We cooked something for them and that's how we managed to get out of the trenches.
05:04Baldrick is a brilliant plan.
05:06Oh really?
05:06Yes, magnificent.
05:08Permission to write home immediately, sir.
05:10It's the first time a Baldrick has had a brilliant plan.
05:13For centuries all we've said is a bunch of absolute nonsense.
05:17My mother is going to be happier than ever.
05:21If it were as happy as Easter, we would all be happier.
05:25However, there is a small flaw in your plan, Baldrick.
05:28Oh.
05:29He is the worst cook in the entire world.
05:31Yes, that's true.
05:33There are amoebas on Saturn that could fry an egg better than you.
05:36His filet mignon in Vernez sauce looks like dog droppings with glue on them.
05:43That's because they are.
05:45Your pirup cake.
05:47It tastes like a mole hole made with rabbit poop.
05:50I thought he wouldn't notice.
05:52And the custard she makes has the texture of cat vomit.
05:56Clear.
05:57If I had to serve one of your meals at headquarters,
06:00He would be arrested for the largest mass poisoning
06:03since Lucrezia Borgia invited 500 people to a banquet based on yantrax wine.
06:10We'll have to think of a better plan than that.
06:12OK.
06:13How about I make you something to eat while you think about it?
06:16What's on the menu?
06:18Rat.
06:19Sautéed or stewed.
06:22Ah, difficult choice.
06:25What is stir-fry?
06:26Then you take the freshly skinned rat
06:29and marinates in a puddle for a while.
06:32Good.
06:33How long?
06:34Until he drowns.
06:36It is placed to dry under a hot light bulb.
06:39Then we stood at a safe distance from the latrine
06:41and we immerse it in it.
06:44Yeah, that's sautéed and stewed.
06:47Exactly the same, but the rat is a little bigger.
06:51Well, maybe I'm not very adventurous,
06:53but I think I won't try it this time.
06:55Very well, sir.
06:56So we can play more, eh, Lieutenant?
06:58Of course, soldier.
06:59Tali, tali and yum, yum!
07:00Savoy Steakhouse, tell me.
07:07Ah, it's you.
07:09Yes, yes, I'll be there in 40 minutes.
07:11Who was it, captain?
07:13Oddly enough, Baldrick was Pope Gregory IX,
07:16who has invited me to have a drink on board his steamer Susi the Cheeky,
07:21which is moored in Montego Bay
07:22and the national cricket team will be attending
07:24and the goddess of abundance of Bali.
07:26Oh really?
07:28Of course not.
07:30I just got a call from headquarters,
07:32which no doubt means that that idiot Melchett is going to offer me again
07:35a fantastic opportunity to have my brains blown out over Britain.
07:47What do you want from me, love?
07:49For you, Captain Love.
07:54The general wants to see you to discuss a secret mission of great importance.
07:58What's up, love?
07:59Captain Blackadder wants to see you, sir.
08:01Ah, excellent.
08:03I cut it in the back and trim my sideburns.
08:05No, sir.
08:06That's Corporal Black's job, sir.
08:08Captain Blackadder is here to talk about something else.
08:11Top secret.
08:11Ah, yes.
08:13The special mission.
08:14Rest easy, Blackadder.
08:16Good.
08:17What I'm about to tell you is a complete and absolute secret.
08:21Understood?
08:22Yes sir.
08:23Good.
08:23I have made a list of suitable men.
08:25Do you have it, love?
08:27Yes sir.
08:28Please read it.
08:30It's top secret, sir.
08:31That's all the captain needs to know.
08:33Foolishness.
08:34Let's listen to the full list.
08:35Very well, sir.
08:38Appropriate personnel for the Gaze-Burtal mission
08:40as drawn up by General C.H. Melchett.
08:43You and I, love, of course.
08:45Field Marshal A, his wife,
08:48all the friends of the Marshal's wife,
08:51their families, service staff,
08:53the tennis partners of the service
08:55and a guy I got into this mess named Bernard.
08:59Good.
09:00That's maximum security.
09:02Is that clear?
09:03Totally clear.
09:04Only I and the rest of the English-speaking world should know.
09:08Very good.
09:09Hey, Field Marshal Heig
09:11has designed a brilliant new strategy
09:14to ensure victory on the battlefield.
09:18Does that brilliant plan include getting us out of the trenches?
09:21and we walk slowly towards the enemy?
09:25How can you know, Blacad?
09:26You are secret information.
09:28It's the same plan we used last time.
09:30and also the previous 17 times.
09:33Ex... ex... exactly!
09:36That's precisely what makes it brilliant.
09:38Will it catch the German soldiers completely unprepared?
09:41If we do exactly the same thing as the last 18 times?
09:45That's what you could never imagine we'll do this time.
09:49However, there is a small problem.
09:52Kill everyone in the first three seconds?
09:55Exact!
09:56Field Marshal Heig is worried
09:58that this can induce depression in men
10:00and is looking for ways to boost their morale.
10:04Well, his resignation and suicide seem the obvious answer.
10:07Very interesting.
10:09Take note, love.
10:10Yes sir.
10:10Look at this.
10:12I'm sure you know her.
10:13King and nation.
10:15Yes sir.
10:16It is undoubtedly my favorite publication.
10:19Moderate, virile and very absorbent.
10:23Great, Blacader.
10:24I knew you would like it.
10:25Field Marshal Heig's idea is this.
10:32Order one of our soldiers
10:35to paint a special picture
10:37for the cover of the next issue
10:38who knows how to raise the spirits for the final offensive.
10:42What I want you to do, Blacader,
10:44is that he doesn't stop until he finds someone among his men
10:46that he is a first-class artist.
10:49Impossible, sir.
10:50I know from experience that my men have the artistic talent
10:53from a herd of blind and colorblind pigs
10:56inside a sack.
11:00What a setback?
11:01We need a man who leaves the trenches immediately.
11:04The trenches?
11:06Yeah.
11:07I wonder if you have had the pleasure, like me,
11:10to admire the fantastic painting in the National Museum
11:13Inside a Toad,
11:14from the workshop of colorblind pig painters in Siena.
11:18Excuse me, are you implying that you can find the man?
11:21I think so.
11:22If I may make a suggestion, sir,
11:24once the trenches were abandoned,
11:25It would be an excellent idea to assign our man to Paris.
11:28to give him a chance to soak it up
11:31of the entire artistic environment.
11:32Or to Taití, I don't know.
11:34Thus the result will be a true masterpiece.
11:36Yes, yes, but can you find it?
11:38Now I know I can, sir.
11:41In no time you'll have a Vincent van Gogh right here.
11:44No, don't stop.
11:52It's coming out, captain.
11:53Definitely, it's coming out.
11:58What I'm not sure about is whether a pair of socks and a hand grenade
12:01It's a fitting topic for the cover of a King and Born issue.
12:04I will be when you paint them on the Kaiser's very ass.
12:07Oh wow! This is interesting.
12:11The fact that?
12:12Private Baldrick is a perfect impressionist.
12:15The impression he gives is that of a man without the slightest talent.
12:19What do you think Baldrick, the vomiting knight, will call him?
12:22No, no, sir.
12:25It's not vomit.
12:26They are points of light.
12:28No, it's vomit.
12:30No.
12:31And why do you ask me for that topic?
12:32Because he told me so, sir.
12:34Was it me?
12:34Yeah.
12:35He told me to paint what I have inside.
12:37So I painted breakfast.
12:40Look at this little tomato.
12:43Impossible.
12:44I wish I had paid more attention in kindergarten drawing classes.
12:47instead of spending all my time throwing paper balls at him
12:50to scare Sarah Walsh.
12:53It's funny because I was always very good at painting.
12:56It's a shame it didn't continue.
12:58Well, the truth is that I have done it.
13:00I mean, well, of course I haven't shown it to anyone.
13:04because I was very embarrassed.
13:05But anyway, I love painting.
13:08I'm even ashamed to show them to you now,
13:10but what does it matter.
13:11There it goes.
13:12I'm sure the expert would like to cut off my hands.
13:15George, you are great.
13:17Why didn't you tell us before?
13:19Don't know.
13:20I don't like to give myself importance.
13:23At least he could have told us that it's useful for something.
13:27Our paintings could get me out of the trench.
13:30Yours?
13:31Yes, ours.
13:32You just have to paint something heroic that appeals to the dim-witted common soldier.
13:39This one's for you, Baldrick.
13:40What do you think of the noble soldier with a horrified and disgusted face?
13:46next to the corpse of a murdered nun
13:49and brutally mutilated by an infamous German?
13:54Excellent.
13:54I can see it perfectly now.
13:56The nun and the savage.
13:58Gorgeous.
13:59Let's not waste time.
14:00George, set up the easel.
14:02Baldrick and I will pose.
14:03It will be the pinnacle of art
14:04since Mona Lisa sat down and said to Leonardo da Vinci
14:08that he was not in a very good mood.
14:10Baldrick, lie down in the mud, you're going to play nun.
14:12I can't lie there.
14:14It's wet.
14:15I'll put it another way.
14:16Or you lie down and get wet.
14:17Or I'll punch you and break your nose.
14:20It's not really that wet.
14:22No.
14:22Who are you going to play, captain of a noble soldier?
14:29Exact.
14:29Sitting on the nun's mutilated corpse.
14:31Should I pee?
14:32I should have gone before I started posing.
14:35You know?
14:35The funny thing is that my father was a nun.
14:41Impossible.
14:41That's true, sir.
14:42I know this because every time I was in court
14:45and the judge asked him about his occupation,
14:47He replied, nun.
14:50That is, none.
14:52Okay, are you ready?
14:54Yes, more or less.
14:56If you would be so kind as to leave your clothes on the stool.
15:01What do you say?
15:02Leave the clothes on that stool over there.
15:05Do you want me to stay...
15:07in a cheer?
15:10Well yes, that's what I had thought.
15:12May I remind you that on the battlefield George
15:15The first thing one notices is that the protagonist
15:17always wears clothes.
15:20Neither we nor the Germans
15:21we present ourselves on the battlefield in the natural.
15:23It's artistic license, sir.
15:26You see, attributive suspension of skepticism.
15:29I will not allow anyone to look with skepticism
15:31the suspension of my attributes.
15:34Come on, get painting that picture, smartass.
15:36Magnificent, George, a masterpiece.
15:44The habit fits him like a glove.
15:46It completely covers my face.
15:48Exact.
15:50Gentlemen, General Melchett will be here shortly.
15:52When I arrive, let me do the talking.
15:55As you know, I like a relaxed atmosphere in the trenches.
15:58But today you must only speak when I give you permission.
16:01Is that clear?
16:01Is that clear?
16:06Permission to speak.
16:06Yes, sir, that's clear.
16:09Stand firm!
16:13Trench, stand firm.
16:17Excellent.
16:18Rest.
16:19Good afternoon, Blackadder.
16:20Where do you want me to sit?
16:22I just want my mustache trimmed a little, but not too much.
16:24Sir, we have come for the paintings.
16:27Oh, yeah, sure.
16:28Good heavens, George.
16:31How are you, son?
16:35Did I say how are you?
16:37Permission to speak.
16:39I'm first class, sir.
16:40Yay, yay, yang.
16:42Yupi, yup, yup.
16:43Gorgeous.
16:44Your uncle Berti sends his regards.
16:46I told him he'll have a week's leave in April.
16:48We don't want to miss the rowing races.
16:51Permission to speak.
16:52Of course not.
16:53Permission to sing out loud, sir.
16:56If necessary.
16:56Row, row, row, row down the river.
17:01Pants down, life is a frenzy.
17:04Yeah!
17:09Fabulous.
17:10University education.
17:11No one can surpass her.
17:13Well.
17:14Let's see.
17:15Who do we have here?
17:16Name?
17:17Permission to speak.
17:18Baldrick, sir.
17:20Yo, tali, ho, yipi, yipi, yipi, ying, zampiri.
17:23Yes, are you looking forward to facing the Teutons in the final battle?
17:28Permission to speak.
17:33Reply to General Baldrick.
17:35I can't answer you, Captain.
17:36I don't know what you're talking about.
17:37I say that if you want to come forward.
17:43No, sir.
17:44I'm completely terrified.
17:47I have always liked the healthy humor of the English soldier.
17:51Don't worry, boy.
17:53If you stumble, remember that Captain Love and I are with you.
17:57Yes, about 50 kilometers away.
18:01Stand in front of your respective beds.
18:03Let's take a look at the work of the artist, Blackadder.
18:05By my side, Love.
18:06Thank you, General.
18:07Have you found an artist for me?
18:10Yes, General, I think so.
18:11It is none other than young George.
18:14Oh, bravo.
18:16Let's take a look at it.
18:17It is simply titled War.
18:21A very silly title, George.
18:24To me it looks more like a pair of socks and a piece of pineapple.
18:28Permission to speak, sir.
18:30I don't think so, Lieutenant.
18:32You are quite right.
18:33If something similar happens when you open your mouth to what happens when you take out the color palette,
18:38This would be a valley of tears.
18:40No, no, this is not what we are looking for.
18:43Right, Love?
18:43No, sir.
18:44No, sir.
18:45This gentleman still remains.
18:47It's from Recruit Baldrick.
18:48He titled it My Family and Other Animals.
18:51My God, no.
18:55Very well, I'm afraid that's all there is to it, sir.
18:58Aside from this nonsense.
19:02Ah, that's better.
19:04Who painted it?
19:06Well, it was me.
19:08Permission to speak.
19:09Very urgently, sir.
19:11Stop making those frog eyes and stop interrupting us, George.
19:15That painting is excellent.
19:17My congratulations, captain.
19:19It totally inspires me to jump into the trench and scream at the top of my lungs in their faces.
19:24Take this and suck it, Fritz.
19:26Thank you, sir.
19:27Are you sure you did it, Blackadder?
19:29Of course.
19:31I'm afraid I can't believe it.
19:33How dare you, Love?
19:36General, I cannot allow such an offense.
19:38What more base, suspicious, and insulting reasons could this pen-pusher have for thinking that I didn't paint this picture?
19:45Well, three reasons to be frank.
19:47First, you appear.
19:49It's a self-portrait.
19:52Second, he told us that he didn't know how to paint.
19:54Well, I don't like to give myself importance.
19:56Permission.
19:57No.
19:59And third, it's signed by George.
20:02George.
20:12Well, but George doesn't sign it.
20:17It is dedicated to George.
20:19To King George.
20:20Gentlemen?
20:21The king.
20:23The king.
20:24Where?
20:26Bravo, Blackadder.
20:27I have no hesitation in naming him the official artist of this regiment.
20:32You are an excellent guy.
20:33Excellent.
20:34Not like the pen-pusher and distrustful office worker of our dear Love.
20:38Right, Love?
20:39No, sir.
20:40No, sir.
20:41Well, come with us to the barracks, General.
20:43Firm.
20:43Permission to speak, sir.
20:47Otherwise, I'm going to explode like a balloon.
20:50Later, George.
20:52Later.
20:55Congratulations on your new appointment, Blackadder.
20:58Thank you, my kind.
20:59Let me tell you, Blackadder, I am particularly delighted.
21:02You?
21:03I believe it.
21:05Now that he's our official artist, we can give him all the information.
21:09The thing is, Blackadder, the King and Nation magazine cover story is nothing more than a cover-up.
21:16We want you, as the greatest artist, to leave the trenches...
21:21Good.
21:21...tonight.
21:22Very good.
21:23...to go to no man's land.
21:29No man's land?
21:31Yeah.
21:32Not to Paris?
21:33No.
21:35We want you to draw us the exact positions of the enemy.
21:39What they want is for me to sit on the battlefield drawing little Germans.
21:45That is.
21:46Good boy.
21:47Well, it's a most attractive proposition, gentlemen, but unfortunately it's not practical.
21:52I only work well in full light, it will be dark and I won't be able to see anything.
21:56Yes, it is a good argument.
21:58Look, we'll send you a few sparklers and you'll have as many lights as a Christmas tree.
22:04Great, that way there's no problem.
22:05Good.
22:08Keep complete and absolute silence, understood?
22:11For example, if any of us gets pricked by barbed wire, we should not put on...
22:16Ah!
22:17Have you pricked yourself on barbed wire, sir?
22:20No, Baldrick.
22:21I got a stain on my elbow on the side.
22:23Oh, wow.
22:23Let's see, tell me where we are.
22:26It's hard to say.
22:27We have entered an area marked on the map with mushrooms.
22:31And what do those symbols represent?
22:34What is a mushroom field?
22:36Lieutenant, that's a military map.
22:38It is unlikely to indicate the typical flora of the area.
22:41Look up the index and you'll see that those mushrooms aren't exactly edible.
22:46Oh my God, you are absolutely right.
22:47Here it says C.E.M.I.
22:48So these mushrooms are from the man who made the map.
22:57Either that, or we're standing in the middle of a minefield.
23:02So they are explosive mushrooms.
23:07They shoot them, captured, they shoot!
23:09Thanks for letting me know.
23:12If you catch me, please let me know.
23:14Come on, finish your drawings and let's get out of here.
23:18Shouldn't we wait for the flares, Captain?
23:20The truth is, I don't know how to work without light.
23:22Use your imagination, for God's sake.
23:25One moment.
23:26I know.
23:27That?
23:28I can't believe I was so stupid.
23:30Yes, it is unusual.
23:32I'm almost always the stupid one.
23:34Yes, and I'm not exactly bright either, by the way.
23:37Yes, but this time I was the stupidest one.
23:40That's not it, captain.
23:42I can't accept it.
23:43Valdrick and I will always be more stupid than you.
23:46Right, Valdrick?
23:47Stupid, stupid, stupid.
23:49Yes, stupidity, stupidity, stupidity.
23:52The stupidest in the stupid history of stupidity.
24:00Are they finished?
24:03I think we'll do the following.
24:06Let's go back to the trench and paint the picture from there.
24:09Try to make the most striking and spectacular portrait of the German defense that you can imagine.
24:15I understand, it's quite a challenge.
24:17Yes, I believe so.
24:18Well, let's get out of here.
24:20Captain, one question.
24:22If we happen to step on a mine, what do we do?
24:24You see, the usual procedure is to jump up to about 200 meters high and land in scattered pieces.
24:35Thank you, sir.
24:36Are you sure this is what he saw?
24:41Completely.
24:42That is, there may have been a few more arms factories and not so many elephants.
24:47But if.
24:50Good.
24:51Do you know what that means?
24:53If that's true, sir, we'll have to cancel the advance.
24:56Exactly.
24:57Damn.
24:58What a setback?
25:00That's exactly what the enemy expects us to do, and therefore, it's exactly what we're not going to do.
25:07So...
25:07But if we attack them at their strongest point, the Germans will think our reconnaissance system is a disaster.
25:14That will give them a false sense of security.
25:16And next week we will be able to attack where the line is truly weak,
25:22thus achieving the biggest victory since the Winchester Flower cricket team beat Harrow by 12 goals to 1.
25:31Tell me, do you know we are on planet Earth?
25:35So...
25:36Put on your best battle trousers, Blackadder.
25:39Permission to shout bravo at a really annoying volume, sir.
25:42Permission granted.
25:43Bravo!
25:43That's how I like it.
25:46That's one of yours, isn't it, Blackadder?
25:48Oh, yes.
25:50Good luck fighting elephants.
25:54Give me a chisel and a piece of marble.
25:56Do you want, Baldrick?
25:57Are you going to dedicate yourself to sculpture now?
25:59No, it's for my headstone.
26:02Yeah?
26:02And what are you going to put in it?
26:04Here lies Edmund Blackadder and he's really screwed.
26:09So we're going to go to the front?
26:11Yes, we will go.
26:12Unless I come up with something brilliant.
26:15How about some oven rat to help you think?
26:18Rat oven?
26:20Yes, it's rat stewed with wine.
26:25No, thank you, Baldrick.
26:27Although that gives me an idea.
26:30The phone, please.
26:31I suppose Blackadder and his boys have already left.
26:35Yeah.
26:36I'd give anything to be with them dodging bullets instead of sitting here drinking Chateau Lafitte and eating filet mignon with Vernes sauce.
26:46I think the same, sir.
26:48Damn Chateau Lafitte.
26:49He's a very brave man, that Blackadder, as is that lieutenant, George.
26:55He studied at Cambridge, you know.
26:56His uncle Berti and I used to fart at our friends.
27:01This Vernes sauce has a strange taste.
27:05Yes, and to be honest, this filet mignon tastes a bit like...
27:11That?
27:12A... excrement.
27:15What the hell is wrong with that cook?
27:17You see, it's a very strange story, sir.
27:20Yes? Tell me, tell me.
27:22Well, this afternoon I received a call from Pope Gregory IX telling me that our cook had been selected for the national cricket team and was to leave for the West Indies.
27:34Oh really?
27:35At that moment the phone rang again.
27:38This time it was three Italian chefs who were on tour and offered us their services.
27:44So the mayor hired them.
27:48For goodness sake, are you sure these are real plums?
27:55Yes, I'm more than sure.
27:58Don't worry, because now we have some delicious custard.
28:01It's been a lot of fun, Captain.
28:07But it's a shame that we didn't go to the front in the end.
28:10Oh, oh, what a shame.
28:13There's one thing I don't understand, Baldrick.
28:15How did he manage to make the cat vomit so much custard?
28:19Thank you!
28:20Thank you!
28:20Thank you!
28:50Thank you!
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