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Tras ser víctima de un intento de asesinato, el Príncipe George contrata a dos actores para que le ayuden a mejorar su imagen pública.
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00:00The black viper
00:30Senility and common sense
00:33How elegant, sir! Are you going somewhere nice?
00:42No, I'm going to the theater
00:44So you don't like it?
00:46No, nothing
00:47A group of stupid actors strutting, shouting and puffing out their chests in such a way
00:53that look like they have their nipples tied to a pair of pack elephants
00:56And the worst of all is having to go with the prince
01:00Why? Doesn't he like it either?
01:02Oh no, he loves it
01:03The problem is that he doesn't realize it's fiction.
01:05Last year, when Brutus was about to kill Julius Caesar
01:09the prince yelled at him
01:10Look behind you, Mr. Caesar
01:12I don't find any sense in the theater
01:15So much brains and violence
01:17There's already some of that at home.
01:19Shielding the brain, of course
01:21And while we're away, Baldrick
01:24I want you to clean thoroughly
01:25Everything is so dirty that it would be unacceptable for a dung beetle.
01:29who has lost interest in his career and is letting himself go
01:32Come on, Blackadder, or we'll miss the first act.
01:35I'm going, sir, I'm hurrying now.
01:37Get the kettle on, Baldrick.
01:40Now, sir, I will give you this advice
01:45Never, never, never trust the enemy
01:48You have lost your life, sir.
02:01You have lost your life, sir.
02:07It is over like our poor work
02:10We hope, friends, that you liked it.
02:13Of course not, you disgusting murderer.
02:16Guards, arrest this man.
02:18Ah, Your Highness, it's just theatre
02:21Ah, yes, very good
02:22But what do you say about the one who is dead?
02:23Saying it's just theater won't feed and clothe the children it leaves behind.
02:27Call the militia!
02:28But, sir, he is not dead.
02:30He is standing, waiting for your applause.
02:33Oh wow, that's very good.
02:34I thought he was really dead
02:36Bravo! Bravo!
02:40Damn, the prince likes it
02:42Horns
02:43We will close tonight
02:45Work for the weavers!
02:48Destroy Spinning Jenny!
02:49Burn the rolling Rosaline!
02:51Destroy the machines that go up and down a little!
02:54And the stupid prince who gets fat on profits is dead!
02:58Oh wow, how exciting!
02:59The work is getting better and better.
03:01Bravo!
03:01It's not a work anymore, sir.
03:06Now, lower the pump and head very carefully towards the exit.
03:12Oh, Blackadder, it will be possible
03:14You don't know how to differentiate what is real from what is not.
03:16I must say, Blackadder, that was close enough.
03:23Why the hell would an anarchist want to kill you?
03:30I think he was probably going for you, sir.
03:33Oh, come on, Blackadder
03:34Why the hell do you say that?
03:36Well, I started to have the first suspicion when he used the words
03:39Death to the stupid prince
03:41How rude, right?
03:44These are very fickle times, Your Highness.
03:46The American Revolution ended your father's colonies
03:49The French Revolution murdered the brave King Louis
03:52And there are tremendous massacres in Prussia
03:54Although that may have something to do with the sausages.
03:57The whole world is shouting for peace and freedom.
04:01And fewer fat bastards eating the whole cake.
04:03Well, yes, of course.
04:05We must do something
04:06Do you have any ideas?
04:08Yes sir
04:09Next week is your royal father's birthday.
04:12I suggest I write a brilliant speech for you to recite.
04:16And thus show the oppressed masses how sensitive you are.
04:20But tell me about those oppressed masses
04:24Why are they so excited?
04:25They are excited, sir.
04:26Because they are so poor
04:28Who are forced to have children
04:30Only as an alternative to the Christmas turkey
04:32Disease and deprivation stalk our land
04:38Like two gigantic stalking things
04:41And the working man prepares to overthrow us
04:45Oh my God!
04:46Here it is!
04:48Don't be foolish, sir.
04:50That's Baldrick, my pack donkey
04:51What's so silly about this?
04:52To me he looks like an oppressed mass
04:53Get him out of here right away
04:55Hey, Baldrick
04:56Continue your cleaning elsewhere
04:57And tonight I want the dining room table so clean
05:00That I can eat directly from it
05:02Gosh, Blackadder
05:06I am the boyfriend of death
05:07The sooner I can show how extraordinarily sensitive I am
05:11Better
05:11Oh!
05:13Another brilliant idea just came to me.
05:15Another one, Your Highness?
05:17Yes, another one, of course.
05:18Do you remember that one about wearing your underwear on the outside?
05:21To save on the laundry bill?
05:23Good
05:24Well I was thinking that
05:25Why don't we ask those two actors we saw tonight?
05:28Teach me how to recite your speech?
05:30Brilliant, huh?
05:31Brilliant no
05:31Mate
05:32That?
05:34I do not advise it.
05:35It's nonsense
05:37Well, thunder and lightning for your advice, Blackadder.
05:39Bring them here right now
05:41Damn, I'm sick of you treating me like I'm stupid.
05:44I'm not stupid, you're the stupid one.
05:46And do you know why?
05:47Because I am a damned prince
05:48And you're just a butler
05:49Now go find those actors right away, sir.
05:51Fool
05:52Black
05:52Fool
05:53Let's see, Bobo.
05:54Mrs. Miggins, I'm looking for a couple of actors.
06:07Oh, well you've come to the right place, Mr. B.
06:10There are more dialogues and spirians than buns here.
06:13All my beloved actors pass through here on their way to rehearsals.
06:18For a cup of coffee and a big dose of inspiration
06:22Then they really rehearse
06:24I thought they just got drunk, put on a hat and collected the subsidy.
06:28Oh no
06:30We work so hard to achieve that wonderful magic that is today's theater.
06:37But I guess you don't know much about that, since you're just a butler.
06:42It has been said, Mrs. Miggins, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain.
06:49But this is a mistake, as you will soon find out.
06:52When I stick this fork in your head
06:56Ladies and gentlemen, would you please receive Mr. David?
07:02Oh, hurray, hurray
07:03Gentlemen, gentlemen, how nice!
07:06Ah, calm down, calm down
07:08Sorry, no autographs.
07:10The usual, Mrs. M.
07:12Oh, right away, darling.
07:14Well, if I can make my way through this crowd of admirers
07:18Gentlemen, I will make you a proposition.
07:22How dare you, sir? Do you think that because we're actors we sleep with anyone?
07:28Being actors, they are lucky to sleep with anyone.
07:31I came here sent by my boss to ask you for some elocution classes.
07:36Ah, I'm afraid, sir, that's impossible.
07:39We are in the middle of rehearsals for our new play.
07:43And we can't betray our beloved audience by taking so much of their time.
07:47Oh no
07:47We must not disturb the public, my friend.
07:49They come to see us, they come to see us
07:52And what work is that?
07:55It is a work that we wrote titled
07:58The bloody murder of the evil prince Romero and his busty wife
08:05A philosophical work, isn't it?
08:09Of course, sir.
08:11The violence of the murder and the vastness of the breast are entirely artistically justified.
08:17Okay, well, I'll tell the prince that they can't do it.
08:19The prince?
08:20What? Yes? I hadn't told you?
08:22He's the Prince Regent, it's a shame they can't come.
08:25No, no, no, sir
08:26Please no, please wait
08:28Out, out
08:29Sir, I think we can find some time
08:34Yes, sir?
08:35Definitely, handsome sir
08:36No, no, they have to think about their beloved audience.
08:38Oh, out with the rabble, we will go
08:41Yes, they are worthless bastards against a man
08:44How wonderful it is to see artistic integrity grow in the acting community.
08:49Okay, so this afternoon at four at the palace
08:52Well, what do you think?
08:58Are you sick, Your Highness?
09:00No, I was just trying to look like an actor.
09:02Well, you probably don't need the fake mustache.
09:05No?
09:06No
09:07Oh my God! She's the most oppressed again!
09:14No, sir, that's Baldrick doing the cleaning.
09:17Oh yes, yes it is.
09:18Finish that later, Baldrick
09:20Very well, sir.
09:22Cleaning or being strangled?
09:24Both things
09:25Look, Blackadder, this is getting a little dangerous.
09:30Are you sure we can trust those two?
09:33Once in the theater, three actors murdered Julius Caesar
09:35And one of them was his best friend, Brutus.
09:37As I have told you about eight times
09:42The man who played Julius Caesar was an actor named Kemp
09:46Oh really?
09:47Yeah
09:47Lightning and pickles, well
09:50Brutus must have been very upset when he found out.
09:52About what?
09:55That he hadn't killed Caesar after all
09:57But to a syphilitic actor named Kemp
09:58What would he do? Would he approach Caesar's house next and kill him?
10:02Oh God, that's pathetic.
10:04Is that the door?
10:12Oh, don't worry, it's just the actors.
10:14My uncle Baldrick once did a play
10:17Really?
10:18Yes, his name was Macbeth.
10:20And what role did he play?
10:22Second armor
10:24Macbeth wore it in the fight scenes
10:29So he was an armor double?
10:33Yeah
10:33Did you have a very long role?
10:38It depended on the size of Macbeth
10:45Oh, by the way, Baldrick
10:48Actors are very superstitious
10:50Don't you dare mention the word Macbeth this afternoon.
10:53Why not?
10:54It brings them bad luck and makes them very unhappy.
10:56Ah, so you won't mention her either.
10:59No
11:00Well, not much.
11:02They should have called
11:07Our impertinent blows, butler
11:09With their harshness they could have awakened the hordes of hell
11:13Go ahead, friend
11:15I will
11:16Provided you keep your appointment
11:24But don't mention the name of the Scottish work
11:26Oh, fear not
11:28I will never do that
11:30Ah, the Scottish work
11:32I suppose they're talking about Macbeth.
11:33Oh, hot potato
11:36Sleep with a hat
11:37Forgive us everything
11:38Are you sick, gentlemen?
11:41We were conjuring up evil spirits
11:43Being just a butler
11:45You will not know the great theatrical tradition
11:47Why you should never say the name of the Scottish work
11:52Which one, Macbeth?
11:53Oh, hot potato leprechaun with a hat!
11:55Forgive us everything
11:56My God
11:58And they have to do that every time I say Macbeth.
12:00Oh, hot potato leprechaun with a hat!
12:03Forgive us everything
12:04Please, could you stop saying that?
12:08Always call it the Scottish work
12:11Oh, you want me to say the Scottish play?
12:12Yeah!
12:13Instead of Macbeth?
12:14Oh!
12:15Hot potato leprechaun with a hat!
12:17Forgive us everything
12:17But hey, what's all the fuss about?
12:20So much shouting
12:21So much shouting things out
12:23It's like the play we saw the other day
12:25What was its title?
12:26Macbeth, sir
12:27Oh!
12:28Hot potato leprechaun with a hat!
12:30Forgive us everything
12:30No, no, no, no, it wasn't.
12:32It was called Julius Caesar, I think.
12:35Oh yeah, sure!
12:36Oh yeah, sure!
12:36Julius Caesar
12:37No, Macbeth
12:39Oh!
12:40Hot potato leprechaun with a hat!
12:41Forgive us everything!
12:44Are you sure you want these people to stay?
12:46Of course
12:47I have invited them
12:48Right, silly butler?
12:50His Royal Highness
12:51Can I express what a great honor it is to be invited here?
12:54Of course
12:54Thank you!
12:56What a great honor it is to be invited here!
12:58Making grace in the dining room
13:00From the most glorious outpouring of our king's sirloins!
13:07Now, Your Highness, we can begin in section
13:09Delighted
13:10Yes ok
13:11I have this...
13:11Before inspecting the writing
13:14Let's take care of the posture
13:17Good
13:17Ah, yes, well
13:19An ordinary guy would place himself
13:21Well, how are you now?
13:23While the hero stands like this
13:27Good
13:28Something like this
13:30Ah, excellent, Your Highness
13:32Hey, open up a little more, sir.
13:34In that way?
13:40What was that?
13:41I have not been
13:42We are used to being in this position
13:46He came out from there
13:50Anarchist!
13:53Cleaner!
13:54Okay, you've taken a bath.
13:55But that's no excuse.
13:56Die, traitor!
13:57Cleaner!
13:59Sir, that's Baldrick doing the cleaning.
14:01Foolishness!
14:01Look, it has a bomb
14:02It's not a bomb
14:04It's a sponge
14:05Oh yeah
14:06Yes it is
14:07Good
14:07Take it right away
14:08Before it explodes
14:09Ah, now the posture
14:13Very sorry
14:13I think we were already getting somewhere.
14:15Ah, yes, Your Highness
14:16With that great posture I interpret
14:19Here I see a man of true greatness
14:21Oh, here are my genitals
14:23Please hit me
14:24Oh
14:26Mister
14:28I must beg you
14:30That this rude blockhead
14:32He has been expelled from the room
14:34Yes, go away.
14:35Your presence here is so fitting
14:37Like a fine china tableware
14:38At a party of drunken elephants
14:40Really?
14:42Oh, okay.
14:42So be it
14:43Go away, Blackadder
14:44And stop cutting off our initiative
14:45Of course, Your Highness.
14:46I'll let you drool in private.
14:49Is something wrong, Mr. B?
14:54Yeah
14:55I'm up to here with that prince
14:57One more insult
14:58And I will hand over my division to you.
14:59Then I will be a butler
15:00No
15:01Unless some compassionate surgeon
15:03They agree to split your head open with a pickaxe
15:05And put a new brain in you
15:06Oh, well.
15:07I don't know why I put up with all this.
15:09Really not
15:10Every year at the Christmas party
15:12From the guild of stewards
15:13I am always the one who has to carry
15:15The red nose and the cone hat
15:17As a reward for having the stupidest master
15:19The only thing I can say
15:21It is that you be careful
15:22Another misstep
15:24And the contract between the two
15:25It will be as broken as this jug
15:27But that jug is not broken
15:29You have the virtue of always stinging, Baldrick
15:31Excellent
15:39And now sir
15:40Finally the speech
15:42Good
15:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no
15:48His Royal Highness
15:49No
15:49What have you forgotten?
15:52Oh, come on, look
15:53If I put myself in a more heroic position than this
15:55I am in danger of disappointing my future queen.
15:58Highness
15:59It's not the posture
16:01It's the roar
16:03Do you want me to roar?
16:05Of course we want you to roar
16:07All great orators roar before their speeches
16:11That's how things are done
16:13Lord Kinrid
16:14From your handlet, please
16:16Oh, to be or not to be
16:25From his Julius Caesar
16:29Oh, fellow Roman friends
16:38And your main character
16:41From a work relating to Scotland
16:43That's Macbeth, right?
16:45Ah!
16:46Hot potato
16:47Sleep with a hat
16:48Forgive us everything
16:49Ah!
16:51Ah!
16:51My tanil!
16:53My tanil!
16:56And now
16:56Let's all roar together
16:58Okay?
16:58A
17:00Two
17:01Three
17:02Ah!
17:02Ah!
17:06Ah!
17:06Excellent!
17:09Now, Your Highness
17:10Let's try to do it all in a row
17:12Ah!
17:18I am not used to this kind of speech.
17:21No, Sire
17:25I'm afraid you've meowed like a frightened cat.
17:29Can I see the speech?
17:32Thank you
17:32Ah!
17:37Look!
17:38Look
17:38Who wrote this nonsense?
17:49Any problems with the speech?
17:53Yes of course
17:54Of course there is a problem, by the way
17:55The problem is that you wrote it.
17:57Mr. Useless Slime
17:59Who doesn't know how to write
18:00Sticky donkey
18:01Butler's Animal
18:02Moron
18:03Oops!
18:14Should I go to dinner, sir?
18:16Yeah
18:16Preferably something that happened first
18:19Through the cat's intestine
18:20And you'll have to serve it yourself.
18:23Because?
18:24Because I'm leaving
18:25Valdrick
18:26I'm going to join the unemployment lines.
18:28Okay, let's see.
18:30Available jobs
18:33Mr. and Mrs. Pete
18:35They are looking for a babysitter to accompany Pete.
18:38The young man to parliament
18:39A guy named George Stevenson
18:42He has invented a mechanical teapot
18:44Need someone to help you sell it?
18:47Oh, and here's one abroad
18:50Shameless, treacherous, malicious and unprincipled
18:53Preferably non-smoker
18:55It takes to be king of Sardinia
18:58Please refrain from curious people.
19:00Address Napoleon Bonaparte
19:03Postal District 1, Paris
19:04Okay, I'm going there.
19:07Sir, about clothes
19:13Do you have any idea?
19:15Good
19:15Huge pants, of course.
19:18And then I thought maybe an admiral's uniform
19:21Because we already know that pretty girls love them
19:24I have an idea
19:26Why don't I try it on so you can see it?
19:28A great idea
19:28Pour yourselves the wine
19:31They'll need a good drink when they see the size of the pants
19:33Gosh, what a dreadful afternoon.
19:38You're right, dear.
19:40Look, as long as he doesn't come back
19:41Why don't we do a quick read?
19:43On the assassination of Prince Romero
19:44And what about his wife with her enormous breasts?
19:47Act One, Scene One
19:48Spring has arrived with its crazy showers
19:52It is the time of the prince's death
19:54Baldrick, I would like to tell you very much.
19:57I will miss your honest and friendly company.
20:00Oh, thank you, Mr. B.
20:02But as we all know, that would be a big lie.
20:05Therefore, I will refer to saying only
20:08Fuck you
20:09And if I see you again, it will be 20 billion years in advance.
20:13Goodbye, you long-nosed, ass-faced bastard.
20:18I'm afraid, Baldrick, that you'll soon have to swallow those ill-chosen words.
20:30I'll bet you anything you can't survive here for five minutes without me.
20:35Oh, come on, Mr. B
20:37You don't think they're going to kill us or something like that as soon as you leave?
20:40Spring is not eternal, Baldrick
20:42I'm coming!
20:45Oh, let's kill the prince!
20:50Who will strike first?
20:52It will be me!
20:54Let the tip of this dagger tear out his soft eyeball
20:58And sip with joy its exquisite jelly
21:03Will you have the stomach?
21:07I haven't killed him yet, sir.
21:08But when I do, I'll have a stomach and a liver too.
21:14And the hanging sinuosities with their horrible flow
21:19And if a servant heard us while we conspired
21:24Aha!
21:25Then we'll have servant sausages with tea.
21:29And we will have dinner empanadas filled with servant
21:34Murder! Murder! Murder!
21:39The revolution has begun!
21:41A conspiracy to kill you!
21:42Aha! So you've finally got it figured out, have you?
21:45Damn character!
21:46No! Not me!
21:47The actors below! They're anarchists!
21:50Anarchists?
21:50Yes, I heard them conspiring
21:52They plan to tear out your liver and turn me into a dumpling.
21:55And then take off your dangling sinuosities
21:57And what are we going to do?
21:59Well, Mr. Blackadder says that when things go wrong
22:02It's better to get under the table
22:03Blackadder? Of course, where could he be?
22:06It's in Sardinia
22:07As?
22:08Because?
22:09Because you were rude to him and he left
22:11Oh no! You're crazy!
22:13How incredibly handsome and young I have been!
22:17What shall we do now?
22:17If we go down they'll slice us up and eat us alive.
22:20Oh God! We're lost!
22:22Lost! Lost!
22:36Good evening, Your Highness
22:37Oh, Blackadder!
22:38Four minutes twenty-two seconds, Baldrick
22:40I won the bet
22:41Thank God you're here
22:43We need you desperately
22:44Me, sir?
22:46To Mr. Bobo Black, Bobo Adder Bobo?
22:49Oh no! Silly!
22:51To the useless, slobbering gentleman who can't spell, sticky, animal donkey and imbecile?
22:54Yes, well, that's true, but...
22:56To the undervalued butler who hasn't received a raise in two weeks?
23:00Accepts a thousand guineas
23:01Further
23:03Per month
23:04Well, what's the problem?
23:07Well, the actors have turned out to be terrible anarchists.
23:09They intend to kill us
23:11Are they going to bore us to death?
23:13No, no, no, stab us
23:14Baldrick has heard them
23:15Yes, I...
23:16Are you sure, sir?
23:17Very safe
23:17Baldrick, what were your legs like?
23:19Ah, yes
23:20Yes? And her nipples?
23:21Ah, yes
23:21You see? They were serious.
23:23Very well, sir, I'll see what I can do.
23:25I wish to torture him
23:27Let's singe his hair
23:30And let's put it in
23:31Bananas up your nose
23:34Ah, are the rehearsals going well, gentlemen?
23:39Get out
23:39A mere butler with the brain of a squashed apricot can be of no use to us.
23:44True, yes, sir.
23:46Their participation is as annoying as a potted cactus in your bedmate's nightgown.
23:52Well, in that case I won't bother you any longer.
23:56I'm sorry for interrupting you.
23:59Oh, Blackadder, thank God you're alive, what's happened?
24:06Sir, there is no need to be scared, everything is perfectly clear.
24:09So?
24:10They are traitors, sir.
24:11They must be arrested, brutally tortured and executed.
24:16Bravo!
24:17Bravo!
24:20But, Your Highness, there has been a regrettable mistake.
24:23That's what they told you to say, sir.
24:25It was just a play, sir, a play.
24:28The words you have heard are written there
24:30Again the history of the text
24:33The vanity of criminals always leads them to a small but fatal error.
24:36Theirs was to print and publish their entire conspiracy in manuscript form.
24:41Take them away!
24:43Oh my God!
24:44Please have mercy, sir!
24:46Have mercy, sir!
24:47I just have one thing to tell you.
24:49Macbeth!
24:49Oh, hot potato, huente with a hat!
24:52Forgive us everything!
24:55Well done, Blader
24:56How can I ever thank you?
24:57Well, you can start by not calling me Blader, sir.
25:00Macbeth!
25:02Of course, Blader
25:03That's more than done.
25:04And don't hold a grudge against me.
25:05None, sir.
25:06It's good to take the reins again
25:08Did I say reins?
25:10I meant, work
25:11Bravo!
25:12So we are as good friends as ever
25:14Of course, sir.
25:15Hurrah!
25:16In fact, now that the wicked
25:17Mosso and Kinric have received what they deserve
25:19And the Drury Lane Theatre is free
25:22We should celebrate it by performing a play I have written.
25:25Oh, what a great idea!
25:27And with my newly acquired acting skills
25:28There could be a role for me, don't you think?
25:30I was hoping you would play the main character, sir.
25:33What a wonderful idea!
25:35And what is it called?
25:36This donkey here represents the classics
25:39And they can riddle it with rancid tomatoes
25:42Excellent!
25:44Ada!
25:58Ada!
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