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00:00What do you say about this plague? It's rumored to be stronger than ever in the north.
00:13No, no. Now that we know about the rats, we won't have the plague again.
00:18You know the saying, a rat a day and the plague is forgotten.
00:21Believe me, madam. We'll never suffer the plague again in our lifetime.
00:25I hope you're right.
00:30The black viper.
01:00The witch hunt.
01:06In the autumn of the year of our Lord 1495, the Black Death raged again from east to west toward Europe, coming from India, brought by sailors and entering England through the Southeast Passage.
01:23Every day, thousands of people died. Village after village disappeared in its evil wake, and not even the noblest and strongest escaped its horror.
01:31Edmund, I'm glad I caught you.
01:35Doing what?
01:36I'm afraid our father is a little unwell.
01:40Oh my god, any ideas?
01:43I'm not sure, but I think it's the black plague.
01:46However, I am convinced that he would be delighted to receive a visit from you.
01:51Well, I'm sure I can stick my head around the door.
01:54And right now.
01:56Mother, would you like?
02:01No, no, dear. He won't let me get close.
02:06Out!
02:07How are you doing?
02:11I'm not going to get up.
02:14Gentlemen of the Council, today we face the most serious crisis the country has known since the Roman invasion.
02:20Yes, thanks.
02:21How much do I propose?
02:22The king requires your presence.
02:24Very good.
02:28Gentlemen, I must leave you.
02:30Prince Edmund will continue.
02:32Oh, how fantastic!
02:33Too bad!
02:35Yes, yes, well.
02:38Gentlemen, as you know, today we are facing the most serious crisis the country has known since the Roman invasion.
02:46But what do they say?
02:48What do you think about the Viking invasion?
02:49And what about the Normandy?
02:51And what about the Swiss invasion?
02:52Well, the most serious crisis in recent times, yes.
02:56And we all know why.
02:58Because?
02:58Because the king is possessed.
03:01That?
03:01Yes, yes, it's true, it's true.
03:04This country is full of witchcraft.
03:05As?
03:06Just a week ago in Cornwall, a four-headed man was seen drinking on the beach.
03:12And two Windsor women claim they were raped by a fish.
03:16I have heard such stories too.
03:18In Harrogate it has rained snot and they say that in Edinburgh the graves opened and the ghosts of our ancestors rose and held athletic competitions.
03:29A friend of mine has a huge pimple inside his nose.
03:35Here, please.
03:36A farmer heard a cow reciting verses from Chosar.
03:42And a young woman from Josar saw Chosar in a field mooing and suckling a young calf.
03:50Well, gentlemen, gentlemen, we are not the kind of people who believe in these things.
03:55All that's left is for you to tell me that you wash your hair with bat droppings to make your hair grow.
04:00But it's true.
04:01I didn't find enough bats and look what happened to me.
04:05I propose we do the only thing we can to remove this curse from our kingdom.
04:11Well, that's what the answer is for.
04:13Let's call the witch hunter, shall we?
04:16Yeah!
04:16Yeah!
04:17Let's go see a witch!
04:19We must fall!
04:20Let's go see the witch!
04:21The Witch Hunter!
04:23Let's see!
04:24Let's see!
04:24Let's see!
04:25Let's see!
04:25Let's see!
04:26Let's see!
04:26Let's see!
04:26Let's see!
04:26Let's see!
04:27Let's see!
04:27Let's see!
04:29That?
04:30What the hell do you think you're doing?
04:31My Lord, I can no longer bear the attention of so many omens.
04:36Let's see!
04:36It's not the truth, I'm serious.
04:38This morning I saw in the yard a horse with two heads and two bodies.
04:43Two horses?
04:44Next to each other.
04:47Yes, that could be it.
04:49Yes of course.
04:50I'm sure you're the kind of person who thinks sticking your finger up a sheep's ass is
04:54Good Friday makes you fertile.
04:56That's a lie.
04:57Exact!
04:58It's Monday.
04:59Okay, remind me not to shake your hand during a religious festival, Valde.
05:06I can't believe it.
05:07And besides, who the hell is that witch hunter?
05:09I don't know, my Lord, but Mrs. Scott...
05:13Oh, right.
05:14That old lady with the cat.
05:16That cat is lovely.
05:18But she lives in the village.
05:19And?
05:20Well, everyone dies there.
05:22Ah, yes.
05:23That's what those lazy people say.
05:25Any excuse is good enough not to go to work.
05:28Come on!
05:29Well, obviously there are some real cases.
05:39Good morning, Prince Edmund.
05:41Hello, peasant.
05:44Good morning, Prince Edmund.
05:46Hello, peasant.
05:47Good morning, Prince Edmund.
05:49Hello, peasant.
05:51My Lord, shouldn't you disguise yourselves?
05:54As?
05:55Don't you want someone who is bitter about something to come and infect you with the plague?
05:58Yes, you are right.
06:00Yes, you are right.
06:08Good morning, stranger.
06:09Good morning.
06:11Good morning, stranger.
06:12Hello, my friend.
06:16Who is that stranger?
06:18That must be Prince Edmund.
06:21Come this way, my Lord.
06:31Bring out the dead!
06:33Hey you!
06:39Where does Mrs. Scott live?
06:40You've passed by him.
06:42That?
06:42Oh my God!
06:48And what is that?
06:51This is the cat, my Lord.
06:56Does anyone know what happened?
06:58No!
06:59I don't!
07:02Neither do I.
07:03I was on the other side of town when we burned it.
07:07What did you burn?
07:09Because?
07:10I don't know.
07:11Well, it was because she was a witch, wasn't it?
07:14What did you burn Mrs. Scott for being a witch?
07:17Because?
07:19I can't say.
07:21It's a secret.
07:22A secret?
07:23Do you know who I am?
07:24A stranger.
07:26Ah, yes, that's true.
07:28Look, it's the same, tell me.
07:30No, we can't.
07:32And I'll tell you why.
07:34Because if you had been part of a secret committee that invited the witch hunter to come to town
07:39and you had burned four of your best friends, do you think you would tell anyone?
07:44No, I guess not.
07:47Ah, yes, I take it it was the witch hunter who burned her.
07:52Did you guess?
07:54He is very clever.
07:54For some reason they call him Clever Jack, you know?
07:58They don't call me Clever Jack.
08:01I understand.
08:04Tell me, what does that witch hunter look like?
08:08Nobody knows, my lord.
08:10Nobody!
08:11He is a master of disguise and appears mostly at night.
08:15Is that so?
08:16Yes, I think so.
08:19So he shouldn't be around now.
08:22Well, I'll tell you something, peasants.
08:25If that so-called witch hunter burned Mrs. Scott...
08:28And your kitten?
08:29Come on, sugar!
08:30Shut up, Percy!
08:32So there's something serious wrong with his nose and that's what I understand.
08:36They call me Clever Peter for a reason.
08:38Jack, my lord.
08:39What's wrong with him?
08:40Clever Jack, my lord.
08:41Where?
08:42You are clever Jack.
08:44Ah, yes, I understand.
08:47No, they don't call me Clever Peter at all.
08:51They call me Clever Jack.
08:54And if I were you and I asked the witch hunter to come to town, I'd kick him out of town with a kick in the nose.
09:02What do you say?
09:02That the proposal must be considered seriously.
09:05Exactly.
09:06Take Smart Tom's advice and send him back to where he came from.
09:11Come on, guys.
09:12Leave that, Percy.
09:14Come on.
09:15Mrs. Scott is not in a position to help us today.
09:19I have two functions.
09:26Protect goodness and crush evil.
09:30Behold.
09:34Fascinating.
09:35Absolutely fascinating.
09:39But you smashed both eggs, you know?
09:42Some who appear to be good are actually evil.
09:46Gentlemen, the Duke of Edinburgh...
09:49Ah, Edmund, come on, come in.
09:51The witch hunter has arrived.
09:52Oh yeah, that old Big Nose has arrived?
10:00Hello.
10:02Pleased to meet you.
10:03I'm one of your biggest fans.
10:07That?
10:07Has the big Nose arrived?
10:10Yes, old Big Nose is back.
10:12He was feeling very, very bad.
10:14I was talking to him.
10:15He's a big fan of yours too.
10:18Who is that?
10:19Old Big Nose.
10:21I actually just heard good things about your work at Teuton.
10:25Imagine, all the bachelors in town were having an affair with the same duck.
10:30The Teuton Duck has been a very tragic affair.
10:33And I also heard that you burned Mrs. Scott for us.
10:38Ah, yes.
10:39And also to his cat.
10:41But have you found the head witch yet?
10:45I feel like I'm very close.
10:48Oh, prepare the firewood!
10:51And make sure the fire is well lit.
10:54Shut up, witches!
10:55If you happen to meet someone who is a little...
10:58How to say it?
10:59A bit of a witch.
11:00How can you prove it?
11:01By the judgment of God.
11:03Ah, the judgment of water.
11:06No, the one with the axe.
11:07The suspect's head is placed on a block and an axe is pointed at his neck.
11:12If the man is guilty, the axe will bounce back like this, and we will burn him.
11:17If he is not guilty, the axe will simply cut off his head.
11:22That is a very fair judgment.
11:24Would you like to go through a much less violent trial, Your Highness?
11:29This is just a demonstration.
11:32How much less violent?
11:34I place a dagger and a crucifix in front of the suspect.
11:38Oh, how interesting!
11:39The suspect's eyes are covered.
11:41And if he takes the dagger, it means he is a lover of Satan.
11:44Yes, Edmund.
11:45I think you should do it.
11:47At least that will take your eyes off you.
11:49I haven't seen your broom lately, Your Highness.
11:53I'm not quite sure about all this.
11:55Do it, do it!
11:58Have you noticed that it suddenly got dark?
12:02Yeah.
12:04I chose.
12:06And this Prince Edmund is a wizard?
12:08How the hell could this have happened?
12:10I suspected as much, my Lord.
12:12He is the source of evil in your kingdom.
12:14This is the witch.
12:16Behold the brother of Lucifer!
12:18Yeah!
12:19Burn the witch!
12:20I'm sorry.
12:21I think I didn't understand the first part.
12:23We will judge him tomorrow and you will know the truth.
12:25Yes, that's what you recommend.
12:26Harry, you can't let them do this to me.
12:29Everyone has a very good opinion of him.
12:31But it's a quack.
12:32What did you say?
12:34Quack, quack, quack!
12:35Do you see, my Lord?
12:36Tewton's duck lives inside him.
12:39Yes, that's what I have.
12:40Edmund, you will be judged tomorrow.
12:43No, but this is...
12:45This is...
12:48Ladies and gentlemen of England,
12:51This court has met
12:52to judge the most heinous of all crimes,
12:55that of witchcraft.
12:56Oh!
12:58And much more hateful today
13:00because the accused is a prince of the kingdom.
13:03Arise, Edmund, Duke of Edinburgh!
13:06Oh, look at her hair!
13:07Yes, the hair gives it away.
13:09Who will defend the accused?
13:11Whoever does this will condemn himself.
13:13to die burned
13:14if the accused is proven guilty.
13:16Sir, Lord Percy will defend His Royal Highness.
13:20Oh, yes, yes, sorry, yes.
13:22Hello.
13:22Sorcerer!
13:23Oh!
13:24Sorcerer!
13:24Oh!
13:25Sorcerer!
13:25That?
13:26Look at her hair!
13:28The hair gives it away!
13:29My Lord,
13:30Will you force us to listen to a man's defense?
13:32who can call himself a witch?
13:35I...
13:35Oh!
13:35You are absolutely right.
13:38Well, that closes the case for the defense.
13:41Thanks, Percy.
13:41Mister.
13:42Let the prosecution begin.
13:43Prince Edmund, are you a Christian?
13:46Yes, I am.
13:47And do you know how to say the Lord's Prayer?
13:49Yes, I can say it the other way around if you like.
13:52Confession!
13:52Well, Edmund, you have a kitten, don't you?
13:58Yeah.
14:00And it's called Bubbles.
14:02Oh, yes.
14:02Yes, or to give his full name, Belze Bubbles.
14:08Do you deny that you were seen at the feast of Saint James the Indigestible?
14:12talking to Bubbles the kitten?
14:15Of course I deny it.
14:16Ah, but the waitress Mary heard you say, and I quote,
14:21Hello, Bubbles, do you want some milk?
14:25It's possible that he said it.
14:26Ah!
14:27Ah!
14:29And what did you mean by that?
14:31I wanted to say if the cat wanted milk.
14:33And what did you mean by milk?
14:35To hell, to hell.
14:37To the fucking milk?
14:39I understand, it was a mixture of milk and shit.
14:41No, it was just milk.
14:44Oh yes!
14:44And the shit would come later.
14:46There was no shit!
14:47So you had to settle for just milk.
14:51Ah!
14:52Now let us continue, my Lord.
14:54Do you have a horse named Black Satin?
14:58Yeah.
14:58Yes, you confess that on the 13th, the day of Saint Jeremiah,
15:01You told the horse Black Satin and I quote,
15:04Satin, would you like to eat carrots?
15:07Yes, I may have said that.
15:09He likes carrots.
15:10Carrots?
15:12Yes, carrots.
15:14Ladies and gentlemen, as we all know,
15:17Carrots are a delicacy for demons.
15:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not true.
15:23Yes, yes, the devil likes carrots,
15:25Why doesn't the Bible say so?
15:28Why don't you say?
15:30And he took the Lord to the top of a mountain
15:34and offered him a carrot to eat.
15:37Why don't you say?
15:39You shall not eat carrots in the commandments.
15:41He says so.
15:42Yes, he says so.
15:43In Jeremiah's Ten Commandments,
15:46in the appendix to the apocryphal books,
15:49And the Lord said to the sons of Bedneboth,
15:52You will never eat the fruit of the tree that is known
15:55like a carrot tree.
15:57But they don't grow on trees.
15:59Oh no?
15:59And how is it that you know so much about carrots, huh?
16:04Sorcerer!
16:06My dear!
16:07I call my first witness!
16:10Calm down, Satin, calm down.
16:16Now you are among friends.
16:18Very good.
16:19And now tell me, in your own words,
16:22You, Satin, on certain nights of Saint Jeremiah,
16:28you gave free rein to your instincts,
16:30although with all innocence, with frenzy.
16:32Naked, in obscene, satanic orgy,
16:38with your lord and master, known to all
16:41like the great Duke Bastard.
16:44That?
16:45Silence, Duke Bastard!
16:48Satin, aren't you answering?
16:50No answer, Milor.
16:52And he doesn't answer, because he has something to hide.
16:55That which cannot speak.
16:57It is very possible.
16:59Black satin, known in the hierarchy of Satan
17:01like Black Satin, in talkative.
17:03Speaks!
17:04Are you or are you not a servant of Satan?
17:10I didn't hear it right.
17:12Did he say yes or no?
17:13He said no, but I don't believe a word of it.
17:16I ask for a postponement.
17:17He thinks he can fool us,
17:19but we have procedures to make him talk.
17:22Yeah!
17:24Well, I guess this is what happens when you're a witch.
17:28But mother, I am not a witch.
17:30Oh, Edmund, you've always been a bit of a liar.
17:34Mother, please, I ask you to use all your power to help me.
17:39Do you know that I haven't had any power for years?
17:41No, no, no, no, but father is sick.
17:44You must do something otherwise.
17:47Otherwise what?
17:48Otherwise, I'll be burned alive.
17:50Oh yes, that would be a shame.
17:53Thank you.
17:56Well, I'll see if I can work something out.
18:01My dear, I had an idea to get out of this.
18:05Yeah?
18:07We called the best lawyers in the country and they can save him.
18:11Great! It's time to go fast.
18:13Yes, I've already done it, Milor.
18:15Oh, Percy, thank you.
18:17Are those your answers?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Flames.
18:24Okay, yes.
18:27This is from Robert White, from Somerset.
18:31And he says, what you ask of me goes against all reason and God.
18:36I spit on you and your lord.
18:39And I look forward to the time when I can spit on your graves again later.
18:49What does the other one say?
18:50It's by John Watts.
18:51Watts, the rotten one.
18:53Dear Percy, of course I remember going to school with Prince Edmund and you.
18:58So I was very interested in your letter.
19:00Yeah?
19:01And I hope you die in great torment, John Watts.
19:06Oh no, I'm lost.
19:08Wait a minute, Milor.
19:11I've come up with a plan that can't fail.
19:14Oh, and what is it?
19:15Well.
19:16My wife asked me if you'd like to come over for dinner tonight.
19:19No, thanks.
19:20Because?
19:22Because the food always tastes like garbage and I find it very boring.
19:27Very good.
19:29And how about Thursday?
19:32Okay, perfect, at eight.
19:34We are waiting for you.
19:34Very well, Valdrick.
19:42Very clever.
19:44You can capture the eagle, but you cannot cut off its wings.
19:49By the way, how is your eagle?
19:51Good, good.
19:52We had some problems at first, but I clipped their wings and fixed them.
19:57Glad to hear it.
19:58Tomorrow I won't be so docile.
20:11Milor, unfortunately the horse known as Satin the Confessor, who was going to be ours
20:17first witness today, will not be able to be with us.
20:20However, before he died...
20:23Mustard!
20:25...left a signed confession.
20:28I'll read it to you.
20:29I, Black Satin, confess that my former lord Edmund is a servant of Satan.
20:37And that I often spoke to him about the matter, about the devil, over a jug, a jug,
20:46a jug of stable boy's blood.
20:52My dear, this horrible, unpleasant and malignant case is finally coming to an end.
20:59I call my last witness.
21:02Oh yeah? Who is it? A cow? A chatty fox? A cheating ant?
21:13I call Jane Farquette.
21:17Jane Farquette, do you recognize the man standing over there?
21:22The devil?
21:22Yes, that one.
21:23Of course I recognize you. Hello.
21:26He saw me in the coins.
21:28Tell me, Jane, have you or have you not committed carnal sins with him?
21:33Well yes.
21:34This must be a joke.
21:36To my shame.
21:38And mine, look at her.
21:39Can you describe those abominable acts?
21:43After kissing me once, he turned into a wild animal.
21:48Oh! I think I'm starting to remember.
21:51Anything else?
21:52Yes, my lord. Three months later I was pregnant with a son.
21:57Oh! For the love of God.
21:59Did you have a child with him?
22:01Yes, little Johnny.
22:03Can you see the son of Satan somewhere in this room?
22:14Yes, that's it!
22:16Meet John the Bastard Duke!
22:20Look at his hair! His hair gives him away!
22:23Oh, come on! He doesn't look like me at all.
22:26My lord, I give you three tests of witchcraft.
22:30A cat that eats shit.
22:32Oh!
22:32A talking horse.
22:34Oh!
22:35And a man who procreates.
22:39Poodles!
22:40Oh!
22:41These men should go to the stake.
22:44Yes, they must go to the bonfire.
22:50I want to talk.
22:51Oh!
22:52Silence.
22:52Silence for the Prince of Wales.
22:54The verdict of this court is that the defendants are guilty of witchcraft.
22:59The maximum penalty allowed by law is to be burned at the stake to death.
23:05Yeah!
23:06However, in view of your previous good behavior, I am willing to soften the sentence.
23:12So I condemn you to be burned alive.
23:17Yeah!
23:18Do you have something to say?
23:20Well yes, I would like to say something.
23:22Shut up, Percy!
23:22And you too, Dukebastard.
23:25Yeah!
23:27Now!
23:31Great, Valde.
23:32I'll never know how you did it.
23:33Hurry, over, over, over, over here!
23:46Turkish pigs!
23:48Turkish pigs!
23:51Percy.
23:52I'm sorry.
24:08Listen to me.
24:09Would you both mind considering the possibility of a reward if you let us escape...
24:15Escape?
24:15Dressed as washerwomen.
24:17Washerwomen!
24:17Washerwomen!
24:17And taking us out among these clothes!
24:23I see.
24:26His wife.
24:27Hello, Edmund
24:37Hi darling
24:39I find you strange
24:41Yes, they shaved my head.
24:44Ah, yes, that's it.
24:45You won't bring me news of a pardon, will you?
24:50No, Edmund, everyone is looking forward to it.
24:53Hello, guys
24:54Good morning, Your Majesty
24:55I have to go to my room, which isn't fair.
24:59But in fact...
25:00Yeah?
25:00I think I'll see everything much better from the window.
25:03Well, I think I'm leaving now.
25:07Oh yes, your mom asked me to give you this.
25:13Oh, perfect! What is it? A knife? A file? A bucket of water?
25:20No, silly, it's a doll
25:21Ah, yes, that's true.
25:25Perfect, perfect, it's just what we needed
25:28Goodbye, Edmund
25:30Goodbye, dear
25:32Mother
25:34Yeah?
25:36Oh, goodbye, dear
25:37I guess this must be one of the most unpleasant parts of the job.
25:53Yeah
25:54And for witches too
25:57Clear!
26:00Milo, I have a plan.
26:02Go to hell, Baldrick
26:05Do you think it's still possible to finish him off?
26:10Well, you bastard duke, your time has come.
26:12Do you want to confess?
26:14No
26:14Very good
26:15I'm sorry, the truth is yes, I want to confess
26:18Confession
26:19Confession
26:20I would like to confess before God and this beautiful and great crowd
26:31Oh, I confess that I have occasionally done wrong.
26:36Be more specific
26:37Well, I have erred and gone astray like an ox
26:45Sheep
26:46One, one sheep
26:48I have desired my father's adultery with my mother
26:53Keep confessing
26:54No, no, I have never, never honored my neighbor's anus.
27:00Light the fire!
27:03I am a witch, I am a witch
27:04I am too
27:05I am too
27:08Oh!
27:09Here!
27:13Damn
27:14I'm not even comfortable
27:18Here!
27:24How fast!
27:26What a journey!
27:26The heat!
27:27Yes, it's nice
27:29I feel, I feel like I'm
27:34Setting me on fire!
27:37I also regret having chosen such thick underwear.
27:41I'm burning!
27:43I'm burning!
27:44I'm burning!
27:47I'm sure that coat will come in handy in the middle of winter.
27:50God!
27:55Well done, Baldrick!
28:08Yes, saved by the skin of our teeth
28:11Thanks, Baldrick
28:15Good morning love!
28:28Ah, good morning!
28:31Good morning, princess!
28:33Good morning!
28:35What's going on out there?
28:37Well, Uncle Harry is going to burn Edmund alive.
28:40But then another man arrived and...
28:43Nothing, dear
28:45Everything is already solved
28:46Oh, I'm glad!
28:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
29:17Black adder, black adder
29:21He's very, very, very, indeed
29:25Black, his club's the finest mole
29:29Black, his cut piece made of metal
29:33His horse is blacker than a bowl
29:37His pot is blacker than his kettle
29:41Black adder, black adder
29:45With many a cunning plan
29:49Black adder, black adder
29:53You are a little man
29:57That's what happened to him for burning the kitten.
30:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no
30:02Oh, no, no, no
30:02Oh oh oh oh oh
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