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El duque de Wellington desafía al príncipe George a un duelo a muerte. Blackadder accede a luchar contra el duque, haciéndose pasar por el monarca.
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00:00The black viper
00:30Grief and duality
00:33Mr. Blackadder
00:36Leave me alone, Baldrick
00:38If I wanted to talk to a vegetable I would have bought one at the market.
00:41So you don't want the message?
00:44No, thanks
00:45God, what a waste.
00:47It is no life for a man of noble blood to be the servant of a master with the intellect of a stewed fly and the social graces of a chamber pot.
00:54They waste me too
00:58I've been thinking about improving my situation
01:00Really? How?
01:01I applied for the job of Kensington village idiot
01:04Did you get anything?
01:06I managed to pass two tests but failed the final interview.
01:09And what happened?
01:11That I appeared
01:12The other guy was so dumb he forgot
01:15Yes, I'm afraid my ambitions extend beyond professional nonsense in West London.
01:20I want to be remembered when I'm dead
01:22I want books written about me
01:23I want you to sing songs about me
01:25And in a few hundred years
01:27I want you to act out episodes from my life weekly at half past nine
01:31With some great heroic actor of the time
01:34Yes, and I could be represented by a little jerk with a beard.
01:39That is
01:41What is the message about?
01:42I thought I didn't want it
01:43Well, maybe yes, it depends on what it is.
01:44So you want it?
01:46I don't know, it depends on what it is.
01:47I can't tell you what it is unless you want to know.
01:50And he said he didn't want to know.
01:51Now I'm so confused that I don't even know where I live or what my name is.
01:54Your name is not important
01:56And you live in the cistern pipe above
01:59Oh, God
02:01By any chance was the man who gave you this a red-haired lunatic in a kilt and cap?
02:06Yes, and the funny thing is that he was exactly like you.
02:09My crazy cousin Maccader
02:11The most dangerous man in skirts in all of Europe
02:14Yes, he came in here playing the bagpipes
02:17Then he sang a long Scottish chant and punched me in the face.
02:21Because?
02:23Because I called him a normal Scottish bow-legged
02:25Badly done Baldrick
02:27Since Matt Maccader is a dangerous homicidal maniac
02:30My mother told me to confront the homicidal maniacs
02:33Yes, yes, it's the same mother who says with conviction that you are a tall and handsome stud man.
02:39I would consider your opinions with caution.
02:41I love my mom
02:43And I have the chops with sauce, but I don't ask for advice.
02:46And I hate it when Maccader comes around here.
02:49He has sea bream eyes, is bushy-browed and very ugly.
02:53Well, it is his living image.
02:55No, it isn't, we are as equal as two completely different things from the same herd.
03:00And why is the retarded old man bothering you this time?
03:04I have come to the south to rebel
03:08Hate, surprise, surprise
03:09I'm with Miggins
03:11The time has come
03:13Scotland's finest sword
03:14Insurrection, blood, a big bowl of porridge
03:17Claim the rights to the throne
03:20He's crazy
03:21He's crazy!
03:23He's crazier than crazy Jack McLoco
03:25Winner of last year's Mr. Loco competition
03:28Ah, the fly has woken up
03:33Oh, Blackadder
03:36Do you notice anything abnormal?
03:39Yes, sir, it's half past eleven in the morning and you're already on your feet.
03:42Did the bed catch fire?
03:46Well, I don't know, I've been out all night
03:49Imagine what I've been doing
03:51Hunting hares?
03:57Even better than that
03:58May Blackadder die on me
04:00If I haven't had the most wonderful night of my life
04:03Tell me everything, sir.
04:04Well, as you know, when I left it was divine.
04:08At the party, as we passed by, everyone's eyes were rolling.
04:10And I would say stomachs too.
04:13Well, it's true.
04:14But then those two ravishing beauties
04:17They came closer and whispered in my ear
04:19That they loved me
04:21And what happened when you woke up, sir?
04:26Oh, it wasn't a dream, Blackadder.
04:28Five minutes later I was in a car
04:31Flying through the London night
04:33Towards the Ladies' Home
04:34Oh, what is the ladies' home?
04:36A home for the elderly or for the mentally retarded?
04:41No, no, no, no, no
04:42It was Uppsley House
04:43Do you know him?
04:45Yes, sir, it is the home of the Duke of Wellington
04:47I suppose those ladies would be his nieces.
04:49Oh, so you know them too.
04:51Well, I don't blame you, bravo.
04:53Oh, I had a night of ecstasy with a pair of Wellingtons
04:56Yes I loved it
04:57Of course, sir.
04:59You might also be interested to know that the Iron Duke
05:02He has always made it known that he would kill in cold blood.
05:04Anyone who took sexual advantage of their relatives
05:07Yes, but Big-Nosed Wellington is in Spain killing French people.
05:10He won't find out
05:11On the contrary, Mr. Wellington triumphed six months ago.
05:14I'm dead
05:15I think so
05:17I'm beyond saving, aren't I, Blackadder?
05:20Against neck-slashers, Wellington the best sword at the king's command?
05:24No, I don't think so.
05:25Then I will run away
05:27How's your French going, Blackadder?
05:29Parfait, monsieur
05:30But I'm afraid France isn't too far away.
05:32Okay, what about Mongol?
05:34Mmm, Chanhata Matsumoto
05:36But I fear that Wellington is a personal friend of the Mongol chief.
05:41They met in Ito
05:42I'm lost, I'm lost like never before
05:45Oh my God, here it is.
05:47Wellington is here
05:49Oh, your grace, forgive me, forgive me
05:52I didn't know what I was doing
05:53I was a crazy person, a sexually superactive crazy person.
05:55Mr. and Mrs. Baldrick
05:57You are perfectly safe
05:58Oh, hurray!
06:00But only until six in the evening
06:02No
06:02From the Supreme Commander, Allied Powers Europe, Mr.
06:06Prince or pauper
06:07When a man soils a Wellington it's as if he stepped on it.
06:10Open parentheses
06:13This is not a joke
06:14I don't find anything funny about the dishonor of my name.
06:17And whoever does it ends up dead.
06:19Close parentheses
06:20I challenge you to a duel tonight at 6 p.m. in which you will die.
06:24Yours, with my sincere apologies for your immediate and violent homicide
06:27Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington
06:29He seems like a very polite guy
06:31Oh, don't worry, sir, please.
06:35Consider that life is a valley of tears and pain
06:38Misery, hunger and despair
06:41No, for me it isn't, damn it.
06:42As far as I'm concerned, life is a big palace.
06:44Full of food, drinks and comfy couches
06:46May I? May I speak, sir?
06:48Of course not, Baldrick.
06:50The prince is about to die
06:52The last thing you want to do in your final moments
06:54It's exchanging jokes with a guaranteed freak
06:57Calm down, Blackadder
06:58Come on, let's listen to him.
07:00All right, Baldrick, let's hear you out.
07:02Then we'll kick you out
07:03Speaks
07:04Well, your majesty
07:06I have a clever plan that will get you out of trouble.
07:10Don't listen to him, sir.
07:11It's a cruel proletarian trick to raise your hopes
07:15I'll have him shot as soon as I take your breakfast.
07:17Wait, Blackadder
07:18Perhaps this disgusting and degraded creature turns out to be a blessing in disguise.
07:23Well if it is, it's a very good costume.
07:25After all, didn't our Lord send a humble worm to comfort Moses in his torment?
07:31No
07:31Well, it's one of those things I used to do.
07:34Come on, Espinilloso, talk.
07:36Well, Your Highness
07:37I thought this guy, Wellington, has been in Europe for many years.
07:41You don't know what he looks like and he doesn't know what you look like.
07:44So why don't you have someone else duel for you?
07:49But I am the prince regent
07:51My portrait is everywhere
07:53Answer that, Baldrick
07:54Well, my cousin Bert Baldrick, Mr. Gainsbourg's butler's pack donkey
07:59He says he's heard that all portraits look the same nowadays.
08:02Because they paint them as a romantic ideal rather than a real description
08:06Of easy and diosyncratic qualities of the person in question
08:10Obviously your cousin Bert has a wider vocabulary than you.
08:15No, no, no, no, no, you're right, damn it.
08:18Anyone could duel, Wellesley would never know.
08:22In any case, sir, Baldrick's plan seems to depend on finding someone willing to commit suicide for your sake.
08:28Yes, yes, yes, yes, but I would be fabulously rewarded
08:31Money, titles, castles, a coffin
08:35That's right, I thought maybe Mr. Blackadder would be interested in the job.
08:39What a splendid idea!
08:42Sorry, Your Highness, problems with the service
08:44Baldrick has to be like that!
08:51Our valuable friendship must end when you are cut into long strips
08:56And tell the prince that you fell on an iron fence that was too sharp
09:01But Mr. Blackadder, you just said in the kitchen that you wanted to be promoted.
09:05And now the prince is offering him the opportunity
09:07But mosquito brain, the iron duke will kill me
09:11To even think about confronting him, you have to be something of a homicidal maniac.
09:15That he was a great fighter like Macadder
09:18Like Macadder
09:20What do you mean Macadder can duel for me?
09:24My apologies, sir.
09:25I was just talking to my insurance agents
09:28And obviously I will be happy to die for your cause.
09:31Thank God, Blackadder
09:33I am really grateful to you
09:34You won't regret this.
09:35Well, that's excellent, but there's a problem, sir, with the suicide policy.
09:40There is an unusual clause that says that the policyholder
09:43Must wear a large red wig and have a Scottish accent in the combat zone
09:48The fine print, huh?
09:53Ah, Miggins!
09:55I must assume, from your look of total exhaustion
09:57And for the porridge globules hanging on the wall
10:00That my cousin Macadder has presented his credentials
10:03Oh yes you did, sir!
10:05He just left
10:07And I guess he's been practicing with his Claymore.
10:09Ah, I would say so!
10:12I'm as exhausted as a dog without legs that has climbed Ben Gnedis
10:16A Claymore is a sword, Mrs. Miggins
10:19Do you see this intricate wood carving of the infant Samuel praying?
10:23For he carved it with the tip of his mighty weapon and with his eyes closed
10:27Yes, beautiful.
10:28He made me hide behind a board
10:30There was a whirlwind of steel and in a moment three men were already dead.
10:33And I had a new set of bags
10:35Go well
10:38Look, tell him to wait for me here at five o'clock sharp.
10:40To discuss an extremely cunning plan
10:43If all goes well, tomorrow the Macadder clan will march down the royal road to glory.
10:48Oh, lovely
10:49I will prepare the food basket
10:50Good news, Your Highness
10:53This afternoon I will transform the Duke into an attractive piece of furniture with excellent carving work.
10:58Highness?
11:02Highness!
11:02Oh, thank goodness it's you, Blackadder.
11:05I just received a note from Wellington
11:07He's coming here now.
11:08Oh, how violent
11:09The Duke must believe from the beginning that I am you.
11:12Any ideas?
11:13There is no alternative, sir.
11:15We must change our clothes
11:17Dressing up, yes, I love it
11:19It's like that story of the prince and the capricorn
11:22And the poor man
11:24Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes
11:26The Prince and the Kaffir and the Pauper
11:28It was very good
11:29Excellent, excellent
11:33Not even my own father would recognize me.
11:35His own father never does it.
11:37He's crazy
11:38Oh, yes, yes
11:39Unfortunately, sir.
11:40You realize that I will have to treat you like a servant.
11:43Oh, I think I can handle it.
11:45Thank you, Blackadder
11:45And you'll have to get used to calling me Your Highness.
11:49Highness
11:49Your Highness, Your Highness
11:51No, just Your Highness, Your Highness
11:55That's what I said
11:56Your Highness, Your Highness
11:57Your Highness, Your Highness
11:58Yes, let's leave that for now.
12:01A complicated subject, obviously.
12:03Big Nose is here
12:05But what?
12:08Who?
12:09Where?
12:10As?
12:10Don't try to solve it, Baldrick
12:12Two people you know well have exchanged jackets.
12:14And you don't know who is who
12:16Uh, I must say I'm pretty confused.
12:18Which of us is Wellington?
12:23Wellington is the man at the door
12:25Oh
12:25And the kaffir?
12:32It hasn't arrived yet
12:33We'll have to manage as best we can without him.
12:36Sir, may you bring in the Duke?
12:39Certainly, Your Highness, Your Highness
12:40You'd better go too, Baldrick.
12:45Yes, Your Highness, Your Highness
12:47Oh, God
12:48If they had a brain cell between the two of them
12:51Ah
12:52The Duke of Wellington
12:54May I have the honor of addressing the Prince Regent, Sir?
12:58That's how it is
12:58Congratulations, Your Highness
13:01Your conduct is much more noble than I had been informed.
13:04Take my hat right away, sir.
13:06And be quicker with this than you were with the door.
13:09Yes, my Lord
13:10I am a duke, not a lord
13:11Where were you trained? In a Spanish dance class?
13:14Can the others hit him for you, Your Highness?
13:17Eh, no, it's still new.
13:18I don't use the rod at the moment.
13:20Fatal error
13:21Give them a hand and before anything else they'll have a foot
13:23And if you give him more you will no longer have legs to walk.
13:26Out!
13:29Now, sir, to our business.
13:31I have been informed that your royal father is becoming more and more eccentric.
13:35And is now believed to be a small village in Lincolnshire
13:39With spectacular views over the Nene Valley
13:44Therefore, I will give my full account of the war to you, Your Highness.
13:48Ah, that's excellent, sir, thank you.
13:49We won
13:51Signed, Wellington
13:52Well, that's about it.
13:55Any other topics?
13:56Two more minor matters, sir.
13:58The men made a collection to give you this
14:00Well, rather, I forced the men to collect money to buy this for you.
14:04It's a cigarette case
14:05Engraved with the regiment's stamp of two crucified Frenchmen
14:10And emblazoned with a motif of a pile of dead Frenchmen
14:13Thanks a lot
14:15And the other insignificant matter?
14:17Your imminent death, Your Highness
14:19Ah, yes, of course, I have a very bad memory.
14:21I can't deny that I'm looking forward to it.
14:24Great Britain has the best trade, the best army and the best navy in the world
14:28And what do we have for royalty?
14:30A silly meat sausage
14:33And a son who can't keep his sausage stored away
14:36The sooner you die, the better
14:38You are very kind
14:40Now you'll want to catch up on the latest news from the war.
14:43Here I have the most recent reports from my general at the front.
14:46Yeah, well, you can leave them in the laundry basket when you leave.
14:48Tea?
14:49Yes, immediately
14:51Okay, back to the second front, my side.
14:56Ah, yes, well, as I understand it
14:58Napoleon is in North Africa
15:00And Nelson is stationed at...
15:03Alaska, Your Highness
15:04In case Bon tries to take us for a ride and come via the North Pole
15:09Well, perhaps a preferable stratagem would be to sew it between the stores.
15:15As it leaves the Mediterranean
15:17Eh, Trafalgar could be a very good point
15:20To trafagar?
15:21Okay, I'll tell Nelson.
15:22I must say I'm starting to regret having to kill you.
15:26Your Highness, everyone had told me that the prince was a hopeless fool.
15:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no
15:31Oh, thunderbolts and lightning, that weary servant of yours
15:34Hey, come closer, come closer
15:36How dare you sit, sir, in the presence of your superiors?
15:40Above!
15:40Oh Christ, yes, I had forgotten.
15:42Speak only when addressed!
15:44If you don't want me to put you in front of a row of cannons
15:46Sir, sir, I fear you have been a soldier for too long.
15:51We no longer treat servants like this in the English aristocracy.
15:55That?
15:56But I have hardly touched him.
15:57You hit him very hard.
15:59Foolishness!
16:00This would have been a real blow.
16:02I've only hit him like this
16:04No, sir, a soft knock would be like this
16:08And you hit him like this
16:11I...
16:17I...
16:19I wonder if you could excuse me, Your Highness, Your Highness
16:22Yes of course
16:24It...
16:25I'm very sorry, sir, but I have to keep up appearances.
16:28Oh, of course I understand, keep doing it too
16:31Very well, sir.
16:32Oh, wait, servant!
16:36This is disgusting coffee, I ordered tea
16:38You're the biggest idiot I've ever seen, aren't you?
16:42I had heard that the prince was the idiot
16:44But his servant Blacadre was respected in the city
16:47Now that I have discovered the truth
16:49I'm ready to beat you to death
16:51Tea!
16:51Tell me, do you ever stop yelling and insulting your subordinates?
17:03Never!
17:04A campaign is only run one way
17:06Screaming, screaming, and screaming again
17:08So you don't think that natural leadership and tactical skill have anything to do with it?
17:13No!
17:15It all comes down to screaming
17:17Ah!
17:20The conditions of your army are appalling.
17:22Well, I'm sorry, but those are my conditions and you're going to have to accept them.
17:26This will be until this afternoon when I will kill you.
17:29Mmm, who knows, maybe I'll kill you.
17:31Foolishness!
17:33I have never received a single scratch
17:35My skin is as soft as a baby's bottom
17:38What more can be said about mine?
17:41Yes, a detail, sir.
17:43Perhaps I should warn you that for duels
17:46I usually wear my lucky wig and my regional accent
17:49Well, that won't help you.
17:52It would take a homicidal maniac with a Claymore and a kilt to bring out the best in me.
17:57Well, I have it easy.
17:59I tell you, Baldrick, I won't leave the kitchen until that man has left the house.
18:05Oh my God!
18:06Very well, Your Majesty, don't worry, I'll take care of this.
18:09Hello, Baldrick, I bought your buns.
18:12Where is Mr. Blackadder?
18:14Isn't he still upstairs putting up with that port-guzzling, tadpole-brained, smelly-booted man?
18:22I don't know who you are referring to.
18:24To Prince George, Baldrick
18:27His boots smell so bad that a man would need his nose amputated before taking them off.
18:31That's what Mr. Blackadder says.
18:34Just kidding!
18:36And didn't you write a little poem about him last week?
18:39No, I don't
18:40Oh, you do!
18:42It's cold in winter, it's hot in summer, but Prince George is silly all year round.
18:49Charm!
18:50I said, Prince George is a sweetheart
18:53I have to go now
18:55Tell Mr. Blackadder to expect Mr. Macadder at five o'clock.
18:59As soon as that fat Prussian truffle pig shrinks his snouts into a bucket of tea biscuits
19:05I think you were knocking on the next door, strange woman I've never seen before, Mrs. Miggins
19:12Baldrick?
19:16Yes, Your Highness
19:17It's true?
19:18Did you really write a poem about how lovely I am?
19:21Yes, and Mr. Blackadder loves you too.
19:28Well, I must say I find it endearing, very much so.
19:30I wish they wouldn't do that.
19:34Well, goodbye, sir, and may the best man win, that is, me.
19:38Tea, sir
19:41You're late!
19:43Where did you go looking for him? To India?
19:46To Thailand?
19:48To China?
19:52And don't bother walking me to the door, I don't want to die of old age before I reach the exit.
19:57Oh, Miggins, where's Macadder? I thought he was going to be here at five.
20:03Yes, sorry, it just came out
20:06They look so much like each other, you know? It's so weird.
20:10Hey, did he tell you to be here or not?
20:12I did it, I did it, but they never come close, I can't understand the reason
20:17I'll explain! It's because there's no cafe in England big enough for two Blackadders.
20:24Ah, cousin Macadder, I hope you're well.
20:27Yes, very good
20:29And Morak?
20:31He still rules well
20:32And how is that powerful army, the Macadder clan?
20:36Both are fine!
20:37Oh, sure.
20:38I always thought Jamie and Angus were good kids.
20:42Angus is a girl
20:43Of course
20:45And tell me, cousin, I heard you have a cunning plan.
20:49Of course, of course
20:51I want you to take the place of the Prince Regent and kill the Duke of Wellington in a duel.
20:57Yeah, and what do I gain from that?
20:59Money to buy the outer ebrides, what do you think?
21:03Fourteen shillings and sixpence?
21:06Well, that's tempting!
21:07But I have an even better plan.
21:09Why don't I pretend to be the Duke of Wellington and kill the Prince of Wales in the duel?
21:15Then I can kill the king and be crowned with the ancient stone cap of the Macadders.
21:19And I will wear the granite cloak and the limestone bodice of MacMiggins, queen of all the herds
21:26Look, for God's sake, Macadder, you're not Bob Roy.
21:30You are one of the best salesmen for a reputable Aberdeen fish company.
21:35Don't throw it all away
21:36If you kill the prince, they will send the bailiffs to arrest you.
21:40Oh my God!
21:41I forgot the bailiffs
21:42So can we go back to the original plan?
21:45No, I'm not interested!
21:46I'd rather go to bed with the Lake Lomond monster.
21:49And besides, I have to return to the office on Friday.
21:51I promised Mr. McNulty that I would take care of a particularly difficult smoked herring.
21:56Forget everything!
21:58I'm going home with Mixie!
22:00Yes, yes, show me the creek where the salmon live free
22:05Forget Morag forever
22:06No never!
22:08We must be fair to Morag
22:10We must return to Scotland and you must fight her in the Highland way.
22:13Bare-chested and carrying a 15-kilo baby
22:16Oh yes!
22:17I love babies!
22:20You are a woman of spirit
22:22I look forward to burying you in the Highland tradition.
22:25Goodbye, Blackadder!
22:26Soft fool!
22:28Oh, God!
22:31Fortune vomits on my duvet again
22:34Ah, Blackadder!
22:39It has been a terrible afternoon, full of strange omens
22:43I dreamed that a huge eagle circled the room three times
22:46And then he would get into my bed and take the blankets
22:49And then I saw that it wasn't an eagle, no, but a big black viper.
22:53Duncan's horses also appeared and ate each other, as they always do.
22:57Good omens for your duel, don't you think?
23:00Not very good, sir, I'm afraid there will be no duel.
23:02No?
23:04You will see
23:05I don't fight
23:06By Jupiter, this is not funny.
23:08You will stay here and do your duty to your prince.
23:11Or else I'll...
23:12What about you?
23:13You brainless imbecile!
23:15I've taken care of you all my life
23:17Even when we were babies I had to show you the part of your mother that served us drinks
23:22Please, please, you have to help me.
23:25I don't want to die
23:26I still have so much to give
23:28I need more time
23:29Moving prayer, sir
23:31Enough to melt a heart of stone
23:33But the answer I'm afraid has to remain
23:35You're going to die, you fat pig!
23:37No
23:37Wait, wait
23:39I'll give you everything
23:40All?
23:44All
23:44The money, the castles, the jewels?
23:46Yeah
23:47The highly artistic but immoral group of French lithographs?
23:51All
23:51The funny clock where the little man pops up and drops his pants every half hour?
23:57Yes, yes, okay
23:58Very well, I accept.
24:00A man can fight for many things
24:02His country, his principles, his friends
24:04The shining tear of a blond boy
24:07But I would personally fight my own mother.
24:10For a ton of money, a fun watch
24:13And a bag of pornography
24:14It's done!
24:16Hurrah!
24:19Okay, Valdrick, look, here's the plan.
24:21When he offers me the swords
24:23I kick him in the balls and you set the building on fire.
24:26In the confusion we declare a tie, okay?
24:29Yeah
24:29Ah, Your Highness, shall we begin our business?
24:33Ah, don't forget, Valdrick
24:34You, when I...
24:37Come, sir
24:38Choose your stoker
24:40Are we going to rib ourselves to death?
24:45No, sir
24:46We will fight with cannons
24:48But I thought we would fight with swords
24:50Spades?
24:51But what do you think?
24:52What is this the Middle Ages?
24:53Nowadays only girls fight with swords
24:56Come closer to your cannon, sir.
24:58One two three!
24:59One two three!
25:00But wait a minute
25:01Approach the cannon and proceed to load it
25:04Plug, load, straighten, release the safety pedal
25:08Congratulations on choosing the Armstrong-Wizwood cannon
25:11Four pounds net weight
25:15Please read the instructions carefully
25:18And will give him years of free mutilation
25:21Check the elevation
25:23Trajectory map
25:25Light the fuse
25:26Note
25:28And fire!
25:29Look here for a moment!
25:31Mr. B, oh, Mr. B
25:33Please help me take off his coat.
25:36Leave it, Baldrick
25:37It doesn't matter anymore
25:39If it matters, the blood won't come out and I want to soak it.
25:42You die like a man, sir, in combat
25:45Do you believe?
25:47We must build a better world
25:49When will the deaths end?
25:51Don't you think I also dream of peace?
25:54Don't you think I also want to end this dirty job?
25:57What do we call being a soldier?
25:59Frankly, no.
26:00My final wish on this earth is for Baldrick to be sold.
26:03To raise funds for the Blackadder Foundation
26:06To promote peace
26:07And to investigate the possibility of an automatic machine
26:10To clean shoes
26:12I also want you to...
26:16His Highness is dead
26:18Well, I'm not very sure I am.
26:21Fortunately, this cigarette case you gave me was placed
26:24Exactly where the cannonball hit me
26:27I have always said that smoking was beneficial
26:30Oh, oh, honor is satisfied
26:33It is clear that God reserves you for greatness
26:36Your Highness is saved
26:37Hurrah!
26:39Oh no, because it's me
26:41I am Your Highness
26:42Well done, Blackadder
26:43Very well done
26:44What is this guy saying now in the name of Bonaparte's balls?
26:49No, it's that I am the prince
26:50It was all a joke
26:51A very unusual joke, however
26:53Never in all my campaigns have I encountered such insolence.
26:58Your master survives a duel of honor
27:00And you congratulate him like a French greengrocer
27:03I can't hold back any longer
27:05Oh!
27:08I'm dying!
27:09I'm dying!
27:10I hope men will say of me that I did my duty to the country
27:14I think that's going to be difficult, sir.
27:17If I were you, I would look for something more realistic.
27:19Like what?
27:21What do you expect men to remember you as a retard?
27:24Very well, I hope so.
27:26Goodbye everyone, as I said, remember me
27:27Kneel before His Majesty the King of England
27:31Someone told me my son was here
27:34I wish he marries this rosebush
27:38And I want to take care of the wedding preparations
27:42Here I am, daddy
27:46This is the Iron Duke, Wellington
27:49Commander of all your armed forces
27:51Yes, I recognize the huge nose.
27:54A hero, a wise and sensible man
27:57Bravo!
27:59You know, my son, for the first time in my life?
28:02I feel a true paternal feeling towards you
28:04People may say that I am completely crazy.
28:07And you can put the word goat behind each sentence
28:11But I think we can both make Britain great.
28:15You as prince regent
28:17And I as a goat king
28:20Let's wait
28:21Hey, Wellington!
28:23Would you like to come and have dinner with us at the palace?
28:25My family would be very grateful.
28:27Yes, with pleasure.
28:29Your father may be crazy.
28:31But I think you have the qualities of a great king.
28:34Oh, let's go together, friend!
28:35Hahaha!
28:37Oh, Baldrick!
28:38Take that dead butler away
28:40A new star in the sky tonight
28:47A new freckle on the giant goblin's nose
28:51Oh no!
28:52Wait, Baldrick
28:53I'm not dead
28:54You see, I also had a cigarette case.
28:56Look
28:56Curse!
28:58I left it on the dresser.
29:10Oh no!
29:27Oh, 90!
29:33Oh no!
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