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Blackadder, George y Baldrick deciden alistarse en el Real Cuerpo Aéreo. Pero en su primer vuelo, Blackadder y Baldrick son abatidos por las tropas alemanas, convirtiéndose en prisioneros del Barón von Richthofen.
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00:00Battalion sights forward! On the march, ar!
00:15Hail! The black viper!
00:18Right!
00:24Cheers! Right!
00:30Private plane!
00:55Why are they shooting?
00:57To take out the president, sir.
00:59Yes, but it's safe in a cement bunker underground.
01:02We've fired over a million cannon shots and the result...
01:06...a dog with a slight limp.
01:09Enough!
01:12Thank you.
01:13I will lie down and sleep until my name becomes Ribbanadel.
01:17Oh God, those damn Germans! They can't take a joke!
01:26Oh, God! Damn Germans! They can't take a joke!
01:32Just because we dropped a couple of bombs on them, they have to send us their air force.
01:37Where are our planes? They're supposed to defend us.
01:41Well, now you'll see!
01:42Well, now you'll see!
01:43Listen!
01:44Yes, I want to leave a message for the Chief of the Air Force!
01:46To Lord Chief Marshal Sir Hugh Massimbir!
01:48Massimbir long, long, short!
01:50I mean, where is he, idiot?
02:06I'm here, sir!
02:09Baldrick, take cover!
02:10Why, sir?
02:12Because there's a bombing raid and I don't want to have to write to your mother at London Zoo.
02:16to tell him that his only human son is dead.
02:20Oh, thanks! I didn't notice the bombing!
02:23I couldn't hear anything due to the enormous display of air power.
02:27that our Royal Air Force has deployed!
02:30As?
02:31Those boys can't even cut through thunder with their winged steeds, can they?
02:35George!
02:36Oh, are you playing hide and seek?
02:38Good, great!
02:40I'll go out and count to a hundred!
02:41No, better five!
02:43George!
02:43Ah, blind man's bluff is my favorite!
02:46George!
02:47Yes sir!
02:48Shut up and don't speak again while you're alive!
02:50At your service!
02:51What a show!
02:55Lord Flashal's Flying Aces!
02:57And how they lost control!
02:59How they fell into the sea!
03:00And how we applauded when they finally burst into flames!
03:03It's all part of the job of those magnificent flying heroes!
03:07Those heroes are the most conceited thing since Lady Gotiba went to Ascot races saying
03:15literally had nothing to wear!
03:18No matter what tricks they do, they're idiots!
03:22Oh, well, sir, I would fly it and blow everyone away with my plane!
03:28The chances of anyone being amazed by you, Baldrick, are zero!
03:33Oh, lord, to be able to swoop and glide!
03:39Baldrick!
03:43Baldrick!
03:43Baldrick!
03:47What are you doing?
03:49The flight of the Bumblebee, sir.
03:51Oh, a Bumblebee!
03:52Oh yeah, I always confuse the sound of the Bumblebee with that of a smelly donkey that does nothing but bray.
03:58I suppose you won't mind being alone in the nursery.
04:01I'll go buy you diapers.
04:07Eat shit, Fritz!
04:10Disgusting!
04:11I stepped on a German!
04:12Let's see how I clean this shit up now!
04:15The officers will turn me aside!
04:17Sorry about the poop!
04:18Step on a German and the stench won't go away!
04:22Hey, what do you think about dropping that absurd eschatological comparison?
04:26I'm not German, this is the British front.
04:28Oh yeah?
04:29Oh, I thought I'd fallen among the sausages!
04:34I'll make a call.
04:35If they think I'm dead, at least 100 girls will commit suicide.
04:38I don't want to have them on my conscience.
04:40Can I have them in my bed?
04:42Hey, I'm Flash Hart.
04:47Yes, cancel the state funeral.
04:49Tell the king to stop crying.
04:51Flash is not dead.
04:52I've run out of broth.
04:55Before the girls think,
04:56What's the point of continuing to live?
04:58He was talking about gasoline.
04:59Wof!
05:00Wof!
05:00I have fallen into a trench.
05:03Send a car.
05:03Let General Melchett's driver come.
05:05Since he usually brings his bosses, he'll feel comfortable with me.
05:07Wof!
05:08Wof!
05:09Can't you make your obscene calls somewhere else?
05:12Not in half an hour, damn sharpener.
05:16Send that bitch to me or I'll give your wife something to hang her towels on!
05:21Come on, don't make that dog face and let's talk about me.
05:29Aren't you impressed to have Squadron Commander Lord Flash Hart in the flesh right here?
05:35Not really.
05:36I was more impressed to see my handkerchief the last time I blew my nose.
05:40Yes, I believe so.
05:43I'm sure he has posters of me in his trench.
05:46Oh yeah?
05:47And he goes crazy every time he looks at them.
05:50Oh, I'm afraid not!
05:52In the infantry they think he's an asshole.
05:55Ask who they prefer, Squadron Leader Flash Hart or the man who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen.
06:02And they will choose Mac Popó Cloaca by far.
06:12When the guy curled the curl, I thought he gave it to her...
06:16My God!
06:18Yes, that's me.
06:20Lord Flash Hart, this is the greatest honor of my life.
06:24I hope to be able to grasp this moment in all its greatness.
06:28I will assimilate you.
06:30Lord Flash Hart, I want to learn to write so I can tell my mother about this historic moment.
06:36So the infantry hates me, huh?
06:38I am your beloved hero.
06:40I'm not going, Scout.
06:41Disgusting!
06:42I have all the cartons of tobacco they took from you.
06:48My whole family started smoking to put together the entire collection.
06:52My poor grandmother smoked herself to death to get the album.
06:57Willing to do whatever it takes.
07:00Poor adorable octogenarian.
07:03Let's sit down and discuss my great power of attraction.
07:07Yes, if you'll excuse me, I have some unfinished business.
07:10There's a bucket outside that I need to clean.
07:12What do I have to clean?
07:16Come on, friend, sit down.
07:19You seem like a decent guy.
07:21I'll park my old boots on you.
07:23It will be an honor, sir.
07:24A great honor.
07:28Do you have any idea what it's like to feel the air rustling your hair?
07:32No, sir.
07:35He does.
07:40I flew through his room.
07:42I left a box of chocolates,
07:43I machine-gunned my phone number on the wall
07:45and I kidnapped his sister.
07:50Corporal Grim Reaper is at your service, sir.
07:52Good, good, good.
07:54This girl is tastier than a German sausage factory.
07:58I've come to pick you up, sir.
08:00That's how I like women.
08:01Straight to the point.
08:02Phew!
08:03Phew!
08:03Back to war.
08:13Join the air force, George.
08:15You will see what it is to fight.
08:16Good food, soft beds, and a uniform smarter than my Sunday suit.
08:21I'm already their valet.
08:24As long as you can distinguish your ass from your elbow, that's enough.
08:26Not for Baldrick, I'm afraid.
08:29We only accept talented people for the 20 minutes.
08:32That's where George comes in.
08:34Okay, Bobby, let's go!
08:35Here you have number one.
08:37And you know what I mean.
08:39What a cold they have.
08:44What a splendid idea!
08:46The 20 minutes.
08:48Soft food, good beds, Sunday uniforms.
08:50With your permission, sir.
08:52Why are they called the 20 minutes?
08:54Ah, yes, you see.
08:56I have the explanation in my air manual.
08:58I collect the stickers and stick them in this album, which is also presented and given away for free.
09:04Ah, here it is.
09:0620 minutes.
09:07I don't have the sticker, but the caption says 20 minutes is the average time new pilots spend in the air.
09:1320 minutes?
09:14Correct.
09:15Yesterday I did 20 hours of guard duty, plus 4 extra hours, in two feet of water.
09:21For God's sake, sir! Let's be pilots!
09:23Yes, it's better than spending the day sitting on our elbows.
09:28No, thanks.
09:29No way.
09:30I'm not going to mix with a bunch of high-class slackers.
09:34Working for 20 minutes and spending the rest of the day wandering around Paris, drinking gallons of champagne, and having dozens of affectionate, experienced young French women climb all over me...
09:46What do I say?
09:50Forward?
09:51Ah, Captain Blackadder.
09:55Good morning, Captain Love.
09:57What do you want?
09:58How good he looks.
10:00I'm very busy. Don't beat around the bush.
10:03You see, love.
10:04Excuse me.
10:06Every man dreams.
10:08I remember as a child, the town gossips used to blaspheme my mother.
10:13And I wondered if I could ever stand up to them.
10:18And you know?
10:19Ah, he wants to join the air force.
10:22Maybe.
10:24Can?
10:24Well, he can't.
10:25Bye bye.
10:27No, come on, love.
10:29Give me a form.
10:29Don't insist.
10:31You intend to spend five months training and then say you can't fly because your ears are bleeping.
10:37You weren't born yesterday, Blackadder.
10:39It's a shame.
10:40Now there is no remedy.
10:41Is the training period five months?
10:46It's none of your business if it lasts five years and they give you a vacation in Tunisia with condoms included.
10:52Besides, they wouldn't admit him.
10:53It is not easy to get transfers.
10:55Oh, haven't you tried?
10:57Of course not.
10:59I assumed that a more comfortable destination would be sought.
11:01The women's auxiliary corps is not exactly comfortable.
11:07And the bishop said, excuse me, I didn't know you were referring to an organist.
11:11Thanks, George.
11:15Rest.
11:16Where is the map, love?
11:18Mister.
11:19Thank you.
11:21Oh my God.
11:23A barren, inhospitable desert awaits us.
11:26The other way around, sir.
11:29Hello, George.
11:30What are you doing here?
11:32I came to see if I could join the air force.
11:34Hello, Blackadder.
11:35What are you doing here?
11:37I came to see if I could join the air force.
11:39Of course I told him that...
11:41Bravo.
11:41I hope so, love.
11:42I have sometimes had my doubts about trench soldiers.
11:46I thought they were all cowards who wanted to get out of fighting.
11:50I would have rather had a cup of tea than leave them alone against the enemy.
11:54But if you want to join in the 20 minutes, I give you my blessing and, if you wish, my sister's hand.
12:00Sir, are you sure?
12:01Certainly.
12:02You should hear the sound of it slurping the soup.
12:04Do me a favor if they take her.
12:06You will send me your training reports, George.
12:09Today will be a glorious day.
12:13Up above, down below, across the sky, we will see the birds up close.
12:17We will pick up the pieces of the red man.
12:19Forced landing in enemy territory.
12:22Capture, torture, escape, and home for tea and medals.
12:27George, do your brain cells ever work?
12:32The course is restricted.
12:34To gifted men who can understand the complicated machinery of an airplane.
12:39Hey, girls! Check out my machinery!
12:42I'm not wearing underwear.
12:45Ask why.
12:46Why aren't you wearing underwear, Roll Flag?
12:48Because there are no underwear that can carry such a weight.
12:53This is the guy who is going to lead the course.
12:55Sit down!
12:57Wow, wow, wow.
12:59But if it is the captain blocked.
13:03Blacan.
13:04Couldn't resist, huh?
13:05Blocked.
13:06He looks at me as if he admires me.
13:07Guys!
13:08I started!
13:10Mos!
13:11The first thing you should remember.
13:13Treat your plane like a woman.
13:18What does it mean to take him home to meet my mother?
13:22No, I mean riding five times, up and down.
13:26Now I understand why the suffragettes ask for the vote.
13:35Hey, hey!
13:36Any pigeon that gets on and wants to take a billet shake has my vote.
13:42It's over!
13:42We take off in ten minutes.
13:44Wait a minute.
13:46In the months of training.
13:49Hey, pee!
13:50This is not the women's auxiliary corps, but the twenty-minute corps.
13:54Hey, sir...
13:54Yes, last question.
13:55We are all curious to know, why does that name?
14:02Oh, what a bore!
14:03He just doesn't understand.
14:05Very easy.
14:07It is the life expectancy of a novice pilot.
14:09Ah, twenty minutes to live?
14:14Twenty minutes.
14:15Exact!
14:16And now, attention, last one to arrive, faggot!
14:19Good!
14:23Okay, we're taking off in ten minutes.
14:26We flew for twenty minutes.
14:29And at twenty to ten we are dead.
14:33Scoundrels, they want to bury us alive.
14:36Ah, don't worry, Blackadder.
14:38Look, it won't fly alone.
14:43If you have a good co-pilot, everything will be fine.
14:58You're actually right, it's a piece of cake.
15:01Oops, now for a little swing!
15:03But I'll get the hang of it.
15:05Let's see, Baldry, how many laps do we have left?
15:07Well, I think five hundred for you and zero for you.
15:10Hi sir!
15:11Tali, bali!
15:12What is this, sir?
15:15Baldry, bali!
15:16Do you want to stop fucking around and sit in the booth?
15:21Mister!
15:22I see a red plane from here.
15:27Snell!
15:28Darunta, barunta!
15:29Oh no!
15:32Watch out, Baldry, he's right on the tail!
15:36This is getting very boring.
15:38Luckily we're still in the British zone, so I'll just land and say my ears were burning.
15:43I hope we fall on soft ground!
15:47I'll try to aim between General Melche's ears!
15:52It's incredible.
15:53We are prisoners.
15:55For two years, the front has remained quieter than a Frenchman living next to a brothel.
16:02And yesterday the Germans advanced a kilometer and we fell on their territory.
16:06Oh, dear captain, my stomach is in pain.
16:10You're scared and you're not alone.
16:12I would have been left with fewer stones if a rhinoceros had had a bad day in the swamp
16:18would have caught me in bed with his wife, smoking his cigars.
16:23You know the Germans, sir.
16:25They would fight against everything that was born of woman.
16:29In that case you are safe.
16:32However, the Teutons' reputation for brutality is well-founded.
16:36His operas last three or four days.
16:39And they don't know Ross Beef.
16:42I love my mom.
16:44It would do you good to see it.
16:46An enraged female gorilla would be very useful to us when they come to finish us off.
16:54Prepare to die, Baldrick.
16:56And try not to pee on yourself when they're going to shoot you.
16:59Gutenhaven!
17:05I am Lieutenant von Gerhardt.
17:07And I bring a statement from the distinguished German, Von Richthofen.
17:12Considering that his comrades are pot-bellied men who only know how to burp to the sound of
17:17That she will come from the mountain does not seem so remarkable to me.
17:21Shut up!
17:25What is the message?
17:27He says, prepare for a fate worse than death.
17:31Poor English pilot.
17:32Hey, that's traditional German hospitality.
17:35Correct.
17:36So it's the same, don't try to escape or it will be much worse.
17:41A fate worse than being murdered.
17:44How awful!
17:45I suggest, Lieutenant, that...
17:47Clear!
17:48It's very easy for you to sit comfortably in your... in your office.
17:52Don't take that tone with me, Lieutenant, or I'll arrest you for insubordination.
17:55I'd rather be accused of insubordination than of abandoning a friend.
17:59How dare you talk to me like that?
18:00I am your worst.
18:01Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, do, find, speak, drill, inhabit and...
18:06Let's see, what's going on here?
18:08That idiot Blackadder fell behind enemy lines and this idiot wants to rescue him.
18:13I maintain that it is a useless waste of men and equipment.
18:15No, he's a jerk, he's a troubled hero.
18:18Enough, enough, enough.
18:19I'll take care of it, love.
18:20This requires an expert hand.
18:23Oh, Georgie, do you remember when I was a kid I went to Hampshire for your sixth birthday?
18:28I had a beautiful bunny.
18:30Do you remember your name?
18:31Flossie.
18:32Exactly, Flossie.
18:34Do you remember what happened to Flossie?
18:36He killed him.
18:38Correct.
18:38It was the most logical thing to do after what he did to that car.
18:41To your car, sir?
18:44Yes, to my car.
18:46But it was an act of mercy after how that dog tore him to pieces.
18:50Your dog, sir?
18:51Yes, yes, my dog.
18:53With this I am trying to tell you, George, that Flossie's condition after being run over by my front wheel
18:58should be similar to the current state of Blackadder.
19:03If he's not almost dead, he's dead.
19:07Permission to move your lip, sir.
19:09Permission granted.
19:10Brave man.
19:14At least, sir, let me try to save you.
19:17No, George, it's as useless as trying to teach a woman the importance of a surprise attack.
19:23Besides, only a superman could get him out of there.
19:26Not a little brat crying because someone gave him a piece of bunny cake instead of a birthday cake.
19:32I guess you're right.
19:33Of course.
19:35Okay, let's talk about something happier.
19:36Wants?
19:37Look, this is the land we conquered yesterday.
19:40Oh, excellent.
19:41Ah, what's the scale of the map, love?
19:44Hey, one by one, sir.
19:48Repeat it.
19:49Hey, the map is life-size, sir, and very detailed.
19:53Look at this little worm here.
19:54Ah, yes.
19:55So how much ground has been recaptured?
19:58Uh, sorry.
20:01Two square meters.
20:03Excellent.
20:04You see, George, after all, Blackadder did not die in vain.
20:07Yes, he has died.
20:09Don't lose hope, George.
20:11If everything goes wrong, there is nothing easier than closing your eyes to reality and praying.
20:16Well, I'm the red baron von Richthofen.
20:25And you will be the two English airmen responsible for the shedding of precious German blood.
20:32of many of my most handsome and blond friends.
20:36I've waited many months to do this.
20:40You were right, Baldrick.
20:48It seems like they're going to screw us until the end.
20:52Do you want me to be the first?
20:55The English and their sense of humor.
20:58During your stay here, I want to learn all about your wit, your jokes, and your fart jokes.
21:07Baldrick is the expert.
21:09Of course, sir.
21:12The English are able to see the grace even in the toilet.
21:16For us it is a vulgar and functional object.
21:19For you, it is the basis of an entire culture.
21:26I don't need to tell you the horror that awaits you.
21:31You see, Baldrick?
21:32Although he dresses it up with pompous verbiage, the message is square heads against two poor Britons.
21:39As an officer and gentleman, you deserve a swift and noble death.
21:44Obviously.
21:46However, a much worse fate awaits them.
21:50Tomorrow they will be sent to Germany.
21:53That's all?
21:53They will go to a school on the outskirts of Heidelberg, where they will spend the rest of the war, teaching young girls home economics.
22:04For a man of honor like you, the humiliation will be unbearable.
22:13We are stronger than you imagine.
22:15Ah, I can see how much they suffer from their long faces.
22:20But still, we thank you.
22:23Thank you.
22:24Say thank you, Baldrick.
22:25Thanks, Baldrick.
22:27How funny!
22:29Please excuse me.
22:32Should I go back to the air again?
22:34I can't finish off the noble Lord Flashheart.
22:38Ah, they have mythologized him.
22:40He has bad breath and is impotent, they say.
22:43Ah, a sexual hint!
22:46Enough is enough.
22:48As you say, let's fly.
22:54I'll finally master English humor.
22:57I wouldn't be so optimistic.
22:59Hey, little one.
23:01If you feel lonely at night, I'm in the cható.
23:04It's an offer.
23:08Ha ha ha!
23:08A fart!
23:10Oops!
23:11Understood correctly, sir?
23:13Is the war over for us?
23:15Yes, without war and teaching nuns how to cook eggs.
23:19The war is over for us.
23:21It's a shame we can't stay in the trenches killing 10,000 enemies a week.
23:27No more mud, death, rats, bombs, gases, bullets, wires...
23:32...and those patriotic songs that I pass up my ass.
23:35Oh shit, the door is open.
23:38Oh, well, let's escape, sir.
23:40You're crazy, Baldrick.
23:42I'll go find someone to close it.
23:45It's me!
23:46Let me pass, they're after me.
23:49Why did you close the door on Lieutenant George?
23:53It's incredible.
23:54Go away!
23:55It's me, it's me!
23:57What the fuck are you doing here?
23:58It doesn't matter how or why.
24:00You'll thank me for it.
24:02Only a superman could enter here.
24:04Oh, actually, I have to admit that a friend of ours helped me...
24:09...who has abandoned all his commitments to rescue him.
24:14Oh, I'm here!
24:16It's me!
24:17Hurrah!
24:17Hurrah!
24:21Damn, George!
24:22He said we were going to rescue some pilots.
24:25If he had known that they were blocked...
24:26...and the filthy Hound of the Baskervilles...
24:28...would have let them rot.
24:31I'll tell you more!
24:32If I could, I'd kick their asses!
24:38Since I'm here, I'll do you a favor...
24:41Ar!
24:42The bishop told his parishioners.
24:44Come on, come on!
24:45Oh, look, I'm sorry, but my pancreas is chipped!
24:57And I have this terrible cough.
25:00Guards!
25:00Wait, wait, wait, wait.
25:02One moment.
25:04Maybe my legs are so bowed...
25:07...like the hind legs of an undefeated and glorious Grand National winner.
25:11But I'm not completely stupid.
25:15And I realize I wish we hadn't come.
25:18No, no, no, no.
25:19It's not that.
25:19It's just that they'll go slower with me.
25:21I think I understand you.
25:23Really?
25:25The fact that the chairs move when I sit on them...
25:29...doesn't mean I'm not fed up with this war.
25:34The blood, the noise, the endless poetry.
25:38Do you really think that, Flashheart?
25:41Of course not!
25:42Get out of here or I'll redecorate the cell with a new color called brain gray.
25:47You have convinced me.
25:48Let's get back to that damn war.
25:50Wow!
25:51Wow!
25:51Wow!
25:54Not so fast, Blackadder.
25:57Oh, wow.
25:57They've hunted us down.
25:58Bad luck!
25:59Oh, and Lord Flashheart!
26:02This is an honor.
26:04The two most renowned aviators in the world finally meet.
26:08Two men of honor who have fought in the light and darkness of the heavens.
26:14Face, face, at last.
26:16How many times have I dreamed of this extraordinary destination?
26:19The exorbitant value.
26:21The nobility of our unique profession.
26:24What a faggot!
26:27Come on!
26:28Hurrah!
26:29Hurrah!
26:34Oh, gosh!
26:36Hi love.
26:38My God, Captain Blackadder.
26:40I thought I was...
26:41Playing tennis?
26:42No, I was...
26:43Dead?
26:44Yes, unfortunately.
26:46I managed to escape without his help.
26:48This is a friend of mine.
26:51Ah!
26:52Hello, worm!
26:53Flash is Captain Love.
26:55Captain love?
26:57Isn't that a little fine?
26:58The last girl I called love got pregnant.
27:03I heard you didn't help friend Black.
27:06I'll explain that.
27:07That's how we weigh the pros and cons.
27:09And we didn't think it was a reasonable use of time and resources.
27:13It's not a reasonable use of my time and resources either, but I have to do it.
27:17That?
27:17This!
27:24Mission accomplished.
27:26Blacky, I have to fly.
27:27Two million aunts, one Flash Heart.
27:31Don't forget, if you want something, take it.
27:33Bobby?
27:36Mister.
27:36I want something.
27:37Take it.
27:40Bob.
27:43Ah, Blackadder.
27:44So he escaped.
27:45Yes sir.
27:45Bravo.
27:46Don't be lazy, love.
27:48I wonder if after having been the victim of the most perverse sadist of the German army,
27:52I will be granted a week's leave.
27:54Excellent idea.
27:55His commander would be crazy if he didn't grant it.
27:59Good.
27:59You are my commander.
28:01AND?
28:02May I have a week's leave, sir?
28:04At all.
28:05Thank you.
28:06Me.
28:07Me.
28:08Thank you!
28:38Thank you!
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