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Para eludir las órdenes de avanzar hacia el enemigo, el Capitán Blackadder mata la paloma mensajera enviada por el Capitán Amor. Cuando el General Melchett descubre el asesinato de su animal preferido, Blackadder debe afrontar un consejo de guerra.
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00:00Battalion, eyes forward! On the march, ar!
00:16The black viper
00:17Right, say hello!
00:25Right, say hello!
00:30Corporal punishment
00:39So I want a table for three, by the window, for nine thirty tonight,
00:45not very close to the orchestra, reserved in the name of Lieutenant Von Heisler.
00:51Yes, yes, I think you've dialed the wrong number.
00:56It doesn't matter.
00:57Has the line been crossed again, sir?
01:00The telephone company is a disaster, no wonder we're not receiving orders.
01:03On the contrary, George, we have plenty.
01:06There is an order for six meters of Hungarian velvet for curtains,
01:11four servings of salmon with fries,
01:13and a taxi for Mr. Red Grey who lives at 14 Arnos Grove.
01:18Ring the bell upstairs.
01:19Those orders are useless.
01:22What we await are orders that will lead us to glory or death.
01:25When are we going to show what British fury is?
01:29George, please.
01:31I'm just as eager to advance towards the enemy as you are,
01:33But until these communication problems are resolved, we are stuck.
01:39Captain Blackadder speaking.
01:40No, the line is completely...
01:43Hey, hey, Captain Blackadder, hey.
01:52Snell, Snell, Cartofel Coff!
01:55I'm, I'm telling you that I can't hear you very well,
01:59but they have to advance towards the enemy immediately.
02:02A beautiful maiden got lost in the forest...
02:13The door of the wind is...
02:16Eight minutes...
02:18What did he say? What's the message?
02:20Don't make me nervous, tell me.
02:21As I understand it,
02:23He said that his wires are very crossed
02:25and that is why there is progress in enmity.
02:29Damn!
02:30Message from headquarters, sir.
02:32Ah, that must be the telegram with the order to advance!
02:36I'm afraid not, George.
02:38Yes, indeed it is a telegram.
02:39and it is true that he gives the order to advance,
02:41but it is addressed to a certain Catapán Blacada.
02:43Do you know anyone with that name?
02:46It sounds a bit familiar, sir, but no.
02:49Neither do I.
02:50In the end.
02:51Calm down, George.
02:52If they want to walk with us, they'll find a way to do it.
02:55A dove, sir.
02:56There is a pigeon in the trench.
02:58Ah, that must be it!
03:00Yes, it is one of the king's carrier pigeons.
03:03No, it can't be.
03:04That dove can't be the king's.
03:07He doesn't have golden wings or anything.
03:09Lieutenant, attach your pistol, please.
03:11Oh no, sir!
03:12I shouldn't do that.
03:14Oh, come on!
03:14With 50,000 army casualties every week,
03:17who cares about a pigeon?
03:22Okay.
03:24To you, of course, right, sir?
03:26I don't think they're going to court-martial me for this.
03:29Pluck her, Baldrick.
03:30Good.
03:32At your service, sir.
03:33Look, he's got something wrapped around his leg.
03:35What an innovation!
03:36Don't tell me he's also wearing a paper hat.
03:39No, but there is a joke written.
03:41Read it, sir.
03:43It's a little scorched, but...
03:45Ah, yes, it says, in a postscript.
03:47Due to problems with the communications system,
03:49From this moment on, it will be considered a reason for a court martial.
03:51shoot a carrier pigeon.
03:53I don't quite understand the joke, sir.
03:57It's not a joke.
03:58It is a very serious issue.
04:00We have problems.
04:01So I'll eat the evidence of the crime for the soul.
04:04And if anyone asks questions,
04:06we never received any message
04:08nor did we ever shoot at this most delicious pigeon.
04:15Delicious.
04:16Blancaner?
04:18Do you sign?
04:19May I ask why they are not advancing towards no man's land?
04:23Ah, well, General, call me conventional if you like,
04:26But I was taught not to attack until I received the order to attack.
04:29Do you mean you haven't received the attack order?
04:31What are you playing at, love?
04:34That's a blatant lie, sir.
04:36I spoke to him less than an hour ago.
04:38Certainly.
04:39To communicate I don't know what gibberish
04:41that I had my wires crossed.
04:43What I thought.
04:44The same old communication problems.
04:46Rest.
04:47Action must be taken immediately.
04:49Take note, love.
04:49Yes sir.
04:50And write that word too, gibberish.
04:54I like it.
04:54I'm going to include it in my vocabulary.
04:56Yes sir.
04:58I must tell you, General, that this is all a bit strange.
05:00Don't just talk to him on the phone,
05:01but we also sent him a telegram and a carrier pigeon.
05:04Really?
05:05Are you trying to tell us that you don't know anything about the pigeon?
05:13Come on, man, say yes.
05:15I sent the best of all.
05:17Jimmy Motitas, my favorite pigeon.
05:20We've been together since I was a kid.
05:22Let's get to work.
05:23From now on the order to advance to the enemy is given.
05:26Let's synchronize watches, gentlemen.
05:28Soldier, what time is it?
05:30We have not received any message,
05:32nor has Captain Blacader shot at any beautiful and delicious pigeon.
05:38What do you say?
05:41He prefers cremation and having his body thrown into the sea.
05:47Lieutenant.
05:48Mister.
05:48Do you mind if I ask him a few questions?
05:50Of course not, sir.
05:51We have not received any message,
05:53nor has Captain Blacader shot at any beautiful and delicious pigeon.
05:57Thanks, George.
05:59Look, sir, pigeon and white feathers.
06:03Pretty clever, huh, Blacader?
06:04White feathers?
06:05Oh, no, sir.
06:07Those are balamatias.
06:09They are not white.
06:10They have some spots.
06:13Little spots?
06:15Jimmy Motitas has been killed!
06:17We've got him.
06:20We've suspected something like this for a long time, sir.
06:22Captain Blacader has been blatantly disobeying our orders.
06:27As if I wanted to fuck the Duke of York with a giant leek!
06:31He killed my pigeon!
06:34Calm down, my general!
06:36Calm down!
06:37Let's proceed according to the rules.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Yes, you are right.
06:42I'm sorry.
06:43Attention, trench!
06:44Captain, from this moment you may consider yourself under arrest.
06:52Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blacader?
06:55Hey, court martial and immediate cessation of the chocolate ration?
07:00No.
07:02Court martial and immediate execution before a firing squad.
07:05Oops, I guessed less than right.
07:10All ready and happy, Captain.
07:12We have written our final goodbye.
07:15Ah, no need, Perkins.
07:16I've already written a couple of notes.
07:18One asking for a bag for the sponge and another addressed to my lawyer.
07:21Ah, his lawyer, of course.
07:23Don't you think you're going to waste your money, sir?
07:26No, this is the greatest mind in England.
07:30Have you heard of Bob Massimbert?
07:31Ah, yes, of course, sir.
07:33He is a gentleman of great worth.
07:34TRUE.
07:35I still remember his most famous case.
07:38The one with the bloody knife.
07:40A man was found next to a lifeless body.
07:42He had the knife in his hand.
07:43Thirteen witnesses had seen him kill his son.
07:46And when the police stopped him, he said,
07:48I'm glad I killed that dog.
07:51Massimbert not only got himself acquitted,
07:53but also named him a knight of honor.
07:55And the dead man's relatives paid for the dyeing of the blood-stained jacket.
07:59I've heard he's also very astute as a prosecutor.
08:02Yes, remember that from Oscar Wilde.
08:04Oh, good old Oscar.
08:06Exactly, the good, bearded and big Oscar.
08:09The terror of girls.
08:11One hundred and fourteen illegitimate children.
08:13World heavyweight champion and author of the best-selling pamphlet.
08:17Why do I like doing it with girls?
08:20And Massimbert had him convicted of being a sissy.
08:27Well, Baldrick, has anything arrived from Massimbert yet?
08:29Yes, sir, this just arrived.
08:31What is it?
08:32A bag for the sponge.
08:34For the sponge?
08:36Yes sir.
08:38Baldrick had given him two notes and had sent the one requesting a sponge bag to the greatest mind in England.
08:46Certainly, sir.
08:47So, who did you send the note to asking for legal representation?
08:51Good.
08:52Such and such, such and such, and boom, boom.
08:56Oh, God.
08:57I must tell you, sir, that I am deeply honored.
09:01Baldrick, I'll talk to you later.
09:03I take it you will represent me before the Court Martial.
09:06Exactly, sir.
09:07It's a family tradition.
09:08My uncle is a lawyer, you know.
09:10Your uncle may be a lawyer, but you won't.
09:12Ah, no, of course not.
09:13I'm inept at these things.
09:16In the school debate society, I was voted the guy most incapable of making a single sentence...
09:20Coherent?
09:25That's right, that's it.
09:26However, my dear friend, it is an honor to serve you.
09:29George, I'm in a lot of trouble.
09:31I have to prepare a case that is blacker than a coal miner's face.
09:35I'm not sure your mindless optimism will help much in moving the case forward.
09:40Don't believe it, because I had intended to raise the case.
09:43With such mindless optimism, how good are the results?
09:46What do you say?
09:46Yes, I've already planned my final speech based on the simple idea of...
09:50Come on, man! Please acquit him, Your Honor.
09:53After all, it's a gorgeous day, beautiful clouds, birds singing, the defense is over.
09:58Okay, lawyer.
10:00And with that presentation, what chances do I have?
10:03Not many, I'm afraid.
10:04The way I see it, you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a turd.
10:10Charming.
10:14Sorry it took me so long, my lord.
10:16Let me, let me begin the defense, if you will allow me.
10:19Saying that I've known the man standing there for three years and that he's a great guy.
10:24George?
10:25Sir, this is the court clerk.
10:28Oh yeah? Wow.
10:30We haven't even started yet.
10:35Good luck, Blackadder.
10:36Oh, thank you, love.
10:39What is your role here today?
10:42Put the chairs?
10:43No, I'm the prosecutor and don't get your hopes up. He's guilty, and there's no one to save him.
10:51Thanks love.
10:52I hope your mother drowns in a horrible accident at sea.
10:58I'm just doing my job, Blackadder, following orders.
11:01And I'm sure I'll have a blast doing it.
11:05I wouldn't be so sure about you.
11:07Any reasonable and impartial judge would find me innocent.
11:10Yes of course.
11:12By the way, who is the judge?
11:14Cirmes!
11:15I'm dead.
11:17Let's see if we can wrap this up in five minutes and stop for lunch.
11:22Good.
11:23The court opens the session.
11:27General Sir Anthony Cecil Hombenheim Belchet presides.
11:30In the present case, the crown is against Captain Edmund Blackadder, the murderer of the Flanders pigeon.
11:40Ah, pass me the black cap, please.
11:42It will have to be used.
11:44There is nothing like a fair trial.
11:48Do you want to say anything before we start, love?
11:50With permission from the court.
11:52Since this is a fast-track case, I demand that the defense be sanctioned for wasting the court's precious time.
11:58Accepted.
11:59The defense will have to pay 50 pounds for coming.
12:03What fun.
12:04Just like in a real court.
12:06Silence.
12:07Let the trial begin.
12:08The present case is the murder of a Flemish pigeon.
12:13Perpetrated.
12:15Deliberately.
12:15With unusual premeditation in killing a beautiful and innocent pigeon.
12:22In addition to disobeying some orders.
12:25Is that true?
12:26Totally, sir.
12:27I am a witness.
12:31Thanks, George.
12:33Damn.
12:35Okay, defense counsel can continue.
12:37Oh, yeah, sure.
12:39I would like my first witness, Captain Amor, to appear.
12:42Do you call the prosecuting attorney as a defense witness?
12:48That is.
12:49Don't worry, captain.
12:50Everything is under control.
12:53Are you Captain Amor of the High Command?
12:56I am.
13:00Captain, leaving aside the incident in question,
13:03Do you think Captain Blackadder is the kind of man who would disobey an order?
13:07Yes, I think so.
13:10Oh.
13:11You're sure?
13:14I would have bet something, what would I say no to?
13:17I'm sure.
13:18Here I have a list of other occasions where he has also disobeyed orders,
13:22in case it's useful.
13:24On May 16th at 9:15,
13:27at 10:23,
13:29at 10:24,
13:31at 11:17...
13:32That one has been left out.
13:3310 and 30...
13:34Yes, thanks.
13:35At 11:46...
13:35At 11:46...
13:36George.
13:37Thank you very much, captain.
13:39There are no further questions.
13:39Good work, George.
13:43He already had him on the ropes.
13:45But don't worry, man.
13:46I have one last, but I believe decisive witness.
13:49Bring Private Baldrick to justice!
13:50Bring Private Baldrick to justice!
13:52Deny everything, Baldrick.
14:01Is your name Baldrick?
14:03No!
14:09But are you Captain Blacader's orderly?
14:11No!
14:11But come on, Baldrick,
14:16collaborate a little.
14:17It's me.
14:17No, it's not you.
14:19Your Honor, I protest.
14:21Accepted.
14:22We don't want jerks like you.
14:23Go away!
14:24George, go on.
14:25Yes sir.
14:26Immediately.
14:26I can't find it.
14:30Oh, thank you.
14:32Gentlemen, you have now heard all the evidence presented here today,
14:36But the verdict ultimately depends on the conscience of their hearts.
14:39And I firmly believe that all of you, like me,
14:42They think that Captain Blacader is without a doubt totally and absolutely guilty.
14:47Nothing else
14:55than trying to fulfill his duty under difficult circumstances.
15:01Nonsense.
15:02He is a scoundrel and a scoundrel and will be shot.
15:04However, before proceeding to the formalities of sentencing the deceased,
15:08I mean to the accused...
15:10I think it would not hurt to hear the prosecution's conclusions.
15:18Your Honor, the case is very simple.
15:20I call my first witness,
15:22General Sir Anthony Cecil Holmgren and Melchel.
15:25Present.
15:26Allowed?
15:27How clever! How clever!
15:31General,
15:33It is true that he owned a beautiful spotted pigeon
15:37called Jimmy Motitas, whom you yourself played since you were a child
15:42and who was also his only childhood friend.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Yeah.
15:47And isn't it true that Captain Blacader shot at that pigeon?
15:49Yes, it is true.
15:51Can you see Captain Blacader somewhere in the room?
15:54Yes, it's him, it's him!
15:56It's that man!
15:57No more questions.
15:59Very good, excellent.
16:00First, let me show.
16:02So,
16:05and without any reservations.
16:08The court sentences you,
16:11Captain Edmund Blacader,
16:14to be shot until death comes to him tomorrow at dawn.
16:19Do you have anything to say?
16:21Yes, could you wake me up, please?
16:27A man comes to see you, Captain.
16:29What does it look like?
16:30Short, ugly.
16:31Come in, Baldrick!
16:34I brought you a little bit of food, sir,
16:37for your last breakfast tomorrow.
16:40I see you have no hope for a pardon.
16:43No, sir, I see you already full of holes like a guard.
16:46The expression, Baldrick, is like a sieve.
16:49Holes like a colander.
16:51Well, I'll leave you alone, right?
16:52Don’t despair, sir.
16:57All this talk of mine is nothing but a cover-up.
17:01The truth is, I have a great plan.
17:04This is not food, but everything you need to escape.
17:08My God.
17:09With a saw, a hammer, a chisel, a gun,
17:12a change of clothes, a Swiss passport and a fake mustache,
17:15I might be able to do it, boy.
17:17That?
17:19Let's see what's here.
17:22A painted wooden duck.
17:24Yes, I thought that if they stalk him in a place where there is water nearby,
17:28You can put it on your head as a brilliant costume.
17:33Already.
17:34But of course, first I would have to escape.
17:37Oh, what is this?
17:38If I'm not mistaken, a hammer and a chisel.
17:40He makes many mistakes.
17:43A pencil and a little trumpet.
17:45Exact.
17:48I brought you a pencil so you can write to me telling me how you managed to escape.
17:52and a very small trumpet in case you need to curry favor
17:56of a difficult child during the escape.
18:00Will it be worth it?
18:01I'm not going to spend my last hours rummaging through a bag.
18:04completely full of trinkets.
18:08Answer me a simple question.
18:09Is there a saw in this bag?
18:11No.
18:11Hammer?
18:12No.
18:12Chisel?
18:13No.
18:13Gun?
18:14No.
18:14Fake passport?
18:15Hey...
18:16No.
18:18A change of clothes?
18:19Of course, sir.
18:20I couldn't forget a change of clothes.
18:22Well, that's something.
18:24Let's see.
18:27A Robin Hood costume.
18:28Yes, I had packed a French civilian suit, but then I thought, what will happen if it arrives?
18:35to a small town in France and there's a costume party?
18:39And what will happen if I arrive in a small town in France dressed as Robin Hood and there is no one?
18:44no costume party?
18:46To be frank with you, sir, I had not considered that eventuality, because if it were so, you would be
18:52I would see the league as...
18:53Like a man in the middle of a lake with a wooden duck painted on his head?
18:57Exactly.
18:59Excuse me, sir.
19:01Well, thanks, Baldrick.
19:03We'll finish our snack later.
19:05Niam, niam!
19:09Do you mind if I interrupt for a moment, sir?
19:11No, no, go ahead.
19:12My schedule isn't very full this week.
19:14Let's see.
19:15Thursday morning to be shot.
19:18There is nothing else.
19:19Oh, very good.
19:20There is a group of colleagues who want to encourage him.
19:23Ah, I love meeting new people.
19:25Corporal Jones, Privates Fraser, Robinson and Tipperwick.
19:28It's a pleasure.
19:29Hello.
19:30Hello.
19:31Well, how nice of you to come see me.
19:38What do they do?
19:41We are your firing squad, sir.
19:47Sure, sure.
19:49He has a good chest.
19:50Silence.
19:51Those of us in the platoon are like tax collectors.
19:54Everyone hates us, but we're just doing our job.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Of course, my heart breaks.
19:59You know, sir?
20:00We aim at him.
20:03It's a little joke from the platoon.
20:08You see, sir.
20:10We are very proud of the hard work we do.
20:13If there's a specific area you'd like us to focus on, we can target wherever you want.
20:19In that case, aim above your head.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Do you see it?
20:24A few laughs and good humor.
20:26And this job stops seeming so painful, right?
20:29He has a very wide forehead.
20:31Yes, it is true.
20:32And the jugular has a perfect pulse.
20:33Sorry, I know the intention is good, but I hope you don't take it the wrong way if I tell you all to go fuck yourself and die.
20:40Hey, come on, no, calm down.
20:42Of course not, ma'am.
20:43Nobody likes being shot first thing in the morning, right?
20:46No, of course not.
20:47Well, I hope to see you tomorrow, sir.
20:50He'll be blindfolded, of course.
20:52But he will recognize me.
20:53I am the one who says, aim fire.
20:56May I suggest a pause between the word aim and the word fire?
21:00Thirty or forty years, maybe.
21:03What a sense of humor you have that never stops.
21:05I wish I could, I really did, but I can't.
21:08It's just that my words get tangled up.
21:10Lispú fire!
21:11I have no style or finesse, but the results are satisfactory, eh?
21:16They always fall.
21:17Come on, guys, let's go.
21:18The first one to reach the corpse gets the gold tooth.
21:21Good night.
21:22Sweet dream, sir.
21:26Perfect.
21:26I wonder if there's anything else that could depress me so much.
21:29Excuse me, captain.
21:31Yes, there is something.
21:32I had forgotten to give you this letter from Lieutenant George.
21:36Ah, what a joy.
21:38What could the world's greatest defense lawyer have come up with?
21:42Dear mother.
21:45Extra.
21:46Thanks for the box of whiskey.
21:48This time Baldrick has outdone himself.
21:50You've got the wrong card again.
21:52Ah, yes.
21:53He has written two.
21:54Her mother is about to receive a note saying she's sorry she's going to be shot tomorrow.
21:59And I have to read this nonsense.
22:01I hope Feria does well in the pony races and that little Freddy scores lots of goals in cricket.
22:07It is undeniable that he writes with great style.
22:10And send my regards to Uncle Rupert.
22:12Who would have thought it?
22:13The talk of Uncle Rupert, Minister of War with supreme power over the life and death of any member of the army.
22:20One moment.
22:22That is.
22:23All Josh has to do is send him a telegram and I'll be a free man.
22:28Baldrick, I love you.
22:30Let him kiss your strawberry lips and nibble your big ears.
22:34I'm free!
22:40I'm useless.
22:41A useless person!
22:42Sir, sir.
22:44Hello, Baldrick. How is the captain?
22:45It's perfectly fine, but...
22:46Come on, I know you're trying to cheer me up, but I know the truth.
22:50He hates me because I haven't been able to take charge of his defense.
22:52Yes, of course, sir.
22:53I'm a klutz, you understand?
22:55I'm more clumsy than a mule and a donkey together trying to dance on a wire strand.
22:58Of course, sir, but...
22:59If only I could have saved him!
23:01You still can, sir.
23:03What? How?
23:04Sending a telegram.
23:07Clear!
23:08Sending a telegram?
23:09Yeah.
23:10Whom?
23:11To the person you name in your letter.
23:13What letter?
23:13His mother's.
23:14A telegram to my mother?
23:16No!
23:16No!
23:17To someone he mentioned in the letter he sent to his mother.
23:19Who did he mention in that letter?
23:21I don't remember.
23:21Think, think!
23:22Think about it!
23:24Felia!
23:25That's pony racing!
23:27Clear!
23:28Felia could jump over the prison wall and rescue her!
23:30No, no, no!
23:31Oh no!
23:33That's it!
23:34Cricket!
23:35My cousin Freddy!
23:36With the bat I could give a good beating to the firing squad!
23:38No!
23:39There was someone else!
23:40Who?
23:40Don't know!
23:40And neither do I!
23:41Well, think, think, think!
23:42I can't think!
23:43Focus!
23:43I'm stuck!
23:44But if!
23:48Has it not served me?
23:49Of course!
23:50It was his uncle Rupert who had just been appointed Minister of War.
23:54Clear!
23:54Uncle Rupert, who has just been appointed Minister of War.
23:58That's it!
23:58I'll send him a telegram, he'll pull strings, he'll make a fuss, someone will push some buttons.
24:03and the captain will go free.
24:05Hurrah!
24:06Wow, we finally sorted it out.
24:08Well, sort of.
24:09I think this calls for a celebration, huh?
24:12How about a little ghost gaitazo from the clan?
24:14The whiskey Mom just sent me.
24:16Here's to Captain Blacader and... freedom.
24:21For Captain Blacader and freedom.
24:24Good morning!
24:25Good morning, sir.
24:26Captain, your balls are worthy of admiration.
24:33Oh.
24:35Maybe later.
24:38What's up, guys?
24:39How's it going?
24:40Very well thank you.
24:42Robinson, nice to see you.
24:43I'm glad to see you too.
24:45How is your voice?
24:47Excellent! Smooth fire!
24:49Don't worry, it's not time to shoot yet.
24:52Well, the phone's in its place, isn't it, Perkins?
24:54Oh yes, sir!
24:55Good.
24:55Okay, where do I stand?
24:57Eh, the traditional way is against the wall, sir.
25:00Oh, of course.
25:01Ah, on this side of the wall or the other.
25:07Is there no messenger waiting, Perkins?
25:10I'm afraid not, sir.
25:11Very good, very good.
25:12Platoon?
25:13Ah, yes, you see, I think there is a slight misunderstanding here.
25:20I'm waiting for a telegram.
25:22Attention!
25:22A very important telegram.
25:24Aim!
25:25High!
25:26This is what is called a narrow escape.
25:29A message for you, captain.
25:30Of course it is for me.
25:31Please read it to me.
25:32Hey, here present with love the boys of the platoon.
25:40But look how rascal you are.
25:43When I saw the card I couldn't resist.
25:45Attention!
25:49Listen, there's a huge misunderstanding here.
25:51Aim!
25:52Valdrick, I'm going to make mincemeat out of you!
25:55Oh, my head.
25:57Oh, the head.
26:00It's the same feeling as when I went through the initiation rite into the Peeping Tom Society in Cambridge.
26:05I misunderstood the rules and stuck a whole eggplant in my ear.
26:10Permission to die, sir.
26:13Why had we started drinking?
26:15Ah, yes.
26:16We were celebrating the release of Captain Blackadder.
26:20Yeah.
26:21Oh my God, Valdrick!
26:23We have forgotten.
26:25Oh, no.
26:26He's dead, you understand?
26:28Dead, dead because of us.
26:29We are nothing but selfish scoundrels.
26:32I'd be able to put a rope around my neck and hang myself until it really hurt.
26:38Hello, George.
26:39Good morning, Valdrick.
26:41It still looks like a sea bream before it takes the bait.
26:45But it arrived at the last moment.
26:49Oh, great!
26:51Wow, thanks for bringing out the whiskey.
26:54Yes, we wanted to give you a small welcome with this detail.
26:59Come on.
27:02By the way, George, there was a second telegram addressed personally from your uncle to you.
27:07Oh, thank you.
27:07George, boy.
27:11I was horrified to read in a statement how that cod Melchet tried to make your colleague Blackadder look like a sieve.
27:18I have decided not to execute him.
27:20Frankly, I'm surprised you weren't the one who asked me.
27:23How curious, isn't it?
27:28Yes, this.
27:29You see, Captain, the fact is that...
27:31They caught a Turkish night, right?
27:32No, no, not a Turkish woman, Captain.
27:34Maybe we would get a little cheerful.
27:36And they forgot to send the telegram to their uncle.
27:38Well, no, not entirely.
27:40Well, in part.
27:42Maybe...
27:43Yes, yes, completely.
27:45I think I can explain everything, sir.
27:49Can you really?
27:51No.
27:53What I suspected.
27:55I am not a religious man, as you know.
27:57But from today on, I will pray every night to the god who killed Cain and destroyed Samson to take action and account for you two.
28:07Captain Blackadder.
28:09Ah, Captain Love.
28:11Well, some of us have influential friends, I guess.
28:15Yes, I can hear you perfectly.
28:17What do you want what?
28:19Two volunteers for a mission in no man's land?
28:24Code Operation Certain Death?
28:28Yes, I have the men you need here.
28:32God is very fast nowadays.
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